Episode 117 : Rhinoceroses Don't Wear Shirts | 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : The Podcast About The Internet

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This week the boys talk about Trump working the fryer at McDonalds, Tapioca DAO getting exploited, getting a UTI from a bidet, "I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat," A Day At The Beach, Mr Beast Billboards, The Substance and much more.

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[00:00:00] The thing you care about most is fucking that horse and that's what we're all about at Harbor Fref

[00:00:07] Wait, what the fuck?

[00:00:30] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

[00:00:36] Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

[00:00:43] Something going on with my hole.

[00:00:44] Mmm, what a tasty little beer.

[00:00:47] That Schlafly vanilla pumpkin ale sure does trick.

[00:00:50] It is a... It is pumpkin pie.

[00:00:52] It's pumpkin pie.

[00:00:53] It is literally like drinking a fucking pumpkin pie.

[00:00:55] Damn, 8% too, oh boy.

[00:00:56] 8% we're going to be hooting in the hollerin'.

[00:00:58] Oh, I'm ready.

[00:01:00] Dancing on the roof.

[00:01:02] Shooting our BB guns at the neighborhood cats.

[00:01:04] Not trying to hit them.

[00:01:06] No.

[00:01:06] Just to spook them.

[00:01:07] Just to scare them a little.

[00:01:07] It's the feeling to know that I could.

[00:01:09] Yes.

[00:01:10] But I'm not going to because I'm expressing my inner Bodhisattva.

[00:01:14] My peacefulness.

[00:01:15] I have the power of God.

[00:01:16] I have the power.

[00:01:20] That's been one of those weeks.

[00:01:21] Well, welcome to a 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking.

[00:01:24] My name's Jason.

[00:01:25] This is Brian.

[00:01:26] And if you don't know us by now, what's wrong with you?

[00:01:28] Yo, what's wrong with you?

[00:01:29] Get on the fucking trolley, brother.

[00:01:31] I'm telling you.

[00:01:32] Boy, it's been a week.

[00:01:33] It has been a life.

[00:01:34] It's been.

[00:01:35] I'm telling you.

[00:01:36] Speaking of meals, Donald Trump.

[00:01:39] Oh, boy.

[00:01:40] Yeah, Donald Trump.

[00:01:41] I think he found his calling.

[00:01:43] Yeah.

[00:01:44] I think he is becoming enlightened.

[00:01:45] He has entered the ashram.

[00:01:50] And he has sat down and he realized that maybe in life,

[00:01:55] it's not about the accumulation of things or power or wealth,

[00:01:58] but it's perhaps to do that which is in front of you.

[00:02:00] And for him, it is manning the fry station at a McDonald's.

[00:02:05] He looks at home.

[00:02:06] He looks calm.

[00:02:08] Looks like, I mean, his skin tone doesn't look all that different.

[00:02:11] Now that the harsh fire lights on him,

[00:02:13] he was probably the most fun he's had in a while.

[00:02:16] He seemed like he was enjoying the hell out of himself.

[00:02:18] And I'm not saying that we should be celebrating a neo-fascist in such a way,

[00:02:22] but this is perhaps like maybe he's getting class consciousness.

[00:02:25] Because he also walked out of this saying like, oh, you know, it's hard work.

[00:02:30] He's implying.

[00:02:30] I don't remember if he explicitly said, but it was like, yeah,

[00:02:32] maybe we should look at minimum wage.

[00:02:35] Is Donald Trump going to be the left of Harris at the end of this?

[00:02:40] Oh, well, Jesus.

[00:02:42] It wouldn't be that hard.

[00:02:43] I know, but still, you know, I just think let him keep that job.

[00:02:47] You know, maybe he would actually be content for a while.

[00:02:50] But then you find out later that that particular franchisee,

[00:02:53] that particular location was actually closed that day.

[00:02:57] And all the customers were just like pre-selected, you know,

[00:03:00] for camera ops and stuff.

[00:03:01] And so like, well, how long did he actually work the fryer?

[00:03:04] You know what I mean?

[00:03:04] Like, was he actually, I mean, the CNN photo is just.

[00:03:08] There's a lot of photos that are really great.

[00:03:11] And the folks on crypto Twitter, I saw a couple of posts.

[00:03:13] They're like, well,

[00:03:14] this shit's going to get fucking ran to the ground next bear market.

[00:03:17] Like, yeah.

[00:03:17] Like Trump, were he at McDonald's?

[00:03:19] Like, yes, yes.

[00:03:20] That is a big riff in the Twitter spaces.

[00:03:23] Like I lost all this money in crypto.

[00:03:27] Now I got to go work at McDonald's.

[00:03:29] Yeah.

[00:03:29] There used to be like a good riff on someone that they're talking about

[00:03:33] fumbling a bag or fucking up or getting scammed.

[00:03:35] It was to send them the McDonald's application.

[00:03:38] Yeah.

[00:03:39] A scam of an old McDonald's application.

[00:03:42] But maybe Trump,

[00:03:43] he'll realize that really what the founding fathers want isn't

[00:03:49] endless wars and the destruction of nature,

[00:03:52] but to be a Yowman farmer, a simple man.

[00:03:56] We can only hope that he embraces that.

[00:03:59] Bearing the lead here, this is a dig at Kamala Harris.

[00:04:01] Of course.

[00:04:02] Of alleging that she worked at McDonald's despite,

[00:04:05] I guess not, or it's in question.

[00:04:08] I mean, this is in this MSNBC article you have up here.

[00:04:11] They're quoting a Washington Post piece,

[00:04:14] which is like the human centipede of journalism.

[00:04:18] Trump, a real estate billionaire turned politician,

[00:04:21] also did not answer a question about whether he supported raising the

[00:04:24] minimum wage.

[00:04:24] Well, I think this, these people work hard.

[00:04:27] Trump said they're great.

[00:04:28] And I just saw something, a process that's beautiful.

[00:04:32] Now, very few things he describes as beautiful.

[00:04:34] So I'm like, yeah, like my big, beautiful boaters.

[00:04:39] Because you got to think this is probably the most manual labor he's ever done.

[00:04:43] Probably.

[00:04:43] Yeah.

[00:04:44] Like probably since a teen is a teenager.

[00:04:47] Remember, remember him being infatuated with like the truck drivers?

[00:04:51] I just want to get on this thing and drive.

[00:04:53] And he would say that.

[00:04:54] He'd be like, I could just take off.

[00:04:57] Yeah.

[00:04:58] And the man yearns for the open road.

[00:04:59] I don't know.

[00:05:01] But he wants to wake up in his camper and get told by dispatch,

[00:05:06] all right, we're going to have you drive from Oklahoma City to Sheboygan.

[00:05:09] Yeah.

[00:05:10] We're going to give you 2,500 there minus fuel.

[00:05:12] Do me something better.

[00:05:14] Yeah.

[00:05:14] I'm not driving all day for 25.

[00:05:16] He's got a TikTok page talking about how he hustles dispatch.

[00:05:20] His favorite movie all of a sudden becomes Smokey and the Bandit.

[00:05:23] Yeah.

[00:05:24] Just, it's so weird.

[00:05:25] There was a bit where he was doing, I guess some rally or something.

[00:05:29] Somebody in the crowd fainted and they were waiting for EMTs to come through and get him.

[00:05:34] Well, let's just play some music.

[00:05:35] Like 20 minutes, they just played music and he kind of bumbled around like,

[00:05:39] doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.

[00:05:41] And it was like, YMCA, Ave Maria.

[00:05:43] He's doing the double jerk.

[00:05:45] Yeah, just that type of shit.

[00:05:46] I don't really want to like give him any kind of credit because, you know, it's Trump.

[00:05:50] Also, at the same time, it's like, he's just a dude trying to figure things out.

[00:05:56] It'd be just funny that by trying to just troll Kamala.

[00:06:01] Kamala.

[00:06:02] Kamala.

[00:06:03] That he just like all of a sudden realized like maybe what I want in life is just to do like simple shit.

[00:06:08] Yeah.

[00:06:08] It feels like it suits him.

[00:06:10] He opens up a smoke shop.

[00:06:11] Oh, hell yeah.

[00:06:12] Let's go.

[00:06:13] You have to call it a water pipe.

[00:06:15] That's right.

[00:06:15] Legally, you have to call it a water pipe.

[00:06:18] Or else it's going to have to ask you to leave.

[00:06:19] If you call it any other kind of paraphernalia name, you have to leave.

[00:06:24] Yeah, I know all the tricks.

[00:06:26] You see a moment of humanity in him and you're like, huh.

[00:06:29] Nope, still an asshole.

[00:06:31] Still a huge irredeemable piece of shit.

[00:06:33] Not going to go there, but like maybe for like a second.

[00:06:37] It's probably the most fun he's had since he got shot at.

[00:06:43] Well, something else happened this week that really fucked me up.

[00:06:45] There were a series of billboards all across the United States.

[00:06:49] Chicago got hit with these.

[00:06:50] It was electronic billboards that were hacked this past Wednesday to display messages such as, quote,

[00:06:58] Death to Israel featuring the face of popular YouTuber MrBeast.

[00:07:03] The images here, Ryan Fay under RhinoZZcode as the at there.

[00:07:10] Bio says they're an investigative reporter, OSINT person.

[00:07:14] But they spoke to the hacker.

[00:07:17] One billboard in Chicago, multiple in Canada, had anti-Israel, anti-Zionist message put on them.

[00:07:23] One of them was in French because that is a requirement if you're in Canada that you have two different languages on your billboard.

[00:07:30] Now, they are as follows.

[00:07:33] A giant fuck Israel with MrBeast's face and then paid for by MrBeast LLC on the bottom.

[00:07:41] And then the other one, Death to Israel, paid for by MrBeast LLC.

[00:07:45] Morta Israel, which is just the French.

[00:07:47] The same thing.

[00:07:49] It's fucking beautiful.

[00:07:50] Yeah, I saw this.

[00:07:52] It's just amazing.

[00:07:53] Just amazing.

[00:07:54] What beautiful.

[00:07:55] Folks, we love to see it.

[00:07:56] So according to Ryan Fay, who spoke to the hacker, obviously under the condition of anonymity,

[00:08:02] the Chicago billboard was the most notable, which media was quick to decry as anti-Semitic, something the hacker refutes.

[00:08:08] They simply wanted to, quote, bring attention to the genocide in Palestine.

[00:08:12] They told me, quote, I have nothing but respect for Jewish people but condemn the genocide.

[00:08:17] The quote continues, I actually don't know where any billboards are until they're spotted, they said.

[00:08:22] The hacker used the search tool ZoomEye to find internet-connected billboard backends without a password or with default credentials.

[00:08:31] Those locations are via IP address and you can't really tell where they're actually going to be.

[00:08:35] Right.

[00:08:36] Chicago media noted the billboard was in a community with a large Jewish community.

[00:08:42] But the billboard's IP geolocation was so inaccurate, the hacker didn't even know it was in Chicago.

[00:08:47] Quote, pretty sure the IP said South Dakota, actually.

[00:08:52] Quote, I was trying to find a font and saw Comica access the Mr. Beast font.

[00:08:57] They explained, I personally don't have anything against him.

[00:09:00] And the third one was Mirabel Quebec and translated into French.

[00:09:05] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

[00:09:07] So the boards are down now as of a couple days ago, which Mr. Beast's legal team had a hand in.

[00:09:12] They told Fox 32 they, quote, did not pay for the billboard.

[00:09:16] Right.

[00:09:17] And so the rhino also says, hey, contact me on Signal.

[00:09:21] Fantastic.

[00:09:22] I love to see it.

[00:09:23] It's that kind of trolling shitheadness that I think a lot of people are shy about nowadays.

[00:09:29] I love it.

[00:09:30] Yeah.

[00:09:30] I think that's amazing.

[00:09:33] I was laughing and who was in the hollering?

[00:09:35] Yes.

[00:09:35] Mr. Bass, I think.

[00:09:39] Yeah, I think that was one that you said.

[00:09:41] Yeah.

[00:09:42] And as a response here from Tiddly51 here on Twitter, fantastic scoop.

[00:09:48] Also the fact that the whole Mr. Beast aspect was basically a last minute thing is so funny.

[00:09:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:53] I'm going to have to agree.

[00:09:54] Just be like, you know, fuck it, Mr. Beast.

[00:09:55] We're doing this.

[00:09:56] It could have been anything.

[00:09:57] Could have been anybody.

[00:09:58] It could have been the ultimate warrior.

[00:10:00] It could have been...

[00:10:01] Jake Paul.

[00:10:01] Whoever.

[00:10:02] Yeah.

[00:10:03] Jake Paul and his weird impreg stomach.

[00:10:09] At S626CH, wake up, babe.

[00:10:12] The funniest shit ever is happening.

[00:10:14] I'm...

[00:10:14] It's...

[00:10:17] I just can't...

[00:10:18] I remember seeing an edit of one where someone made it look like a fucking...

[00:10:22] Like the cover of like a chat pile record.

[00:10:24] It was like really desolate, high contrast.

[00:10:27] Yeah.

[00:10:28] Lots of negative space.

[00:10:29] Just...

[00:10:30] Hell yeah.

[00:10:31] I don't think condemning a genocide is anti-Semitic.

[00:10:34] No.

[00:10:34] There's a difference.

[00:10:35] Yes.

[00:10:36] Newsweek caps their article on this billboard by giving you a wrap-up of some weird Mr. Beast

[00:10:43] shit.

[00:10:44] The YouTuber has been in the spotlight in recent days after accusations surfaced that he allegedly

[00:10:49] profited over $10 million by promoting and then dumping several altcoins, including Superfarm

[00:10:55] DAO's token.

[00:10:56] Blockchain investigator SomaXBT raised concerns, claiming Mr. Beast invested in low-cap crypto

[00:11:02] projects, promoted them to his vast audience, and later sold off his shares, causing token

[00:11:07] prices to plummet.

[00:11:08] While there's no indication of illegal activity, this has sparked ethical debates with it.

[00:11:12] It's like...

[00:11:13] Have you not reported on a crypto story before?

[00:11:15] This is old news, brother.

[00:11:16] Yeah.

[00:11:16] This is what they all do.

[00:11:18] It's classic.

[00:11:19] Tales old time.

[00:11:22] Newsweek.

[00:11:23] Finally catching up.

[00:11:25] Well, this gentleman finally caught up with owning a bidet, Brian.

[00:11:31] I know.

[00:11:32] This story is both extremely gross and also very funny.

[00:11:36] So, if we take it from the top here, this is...

[00:11:39] Can I read this?

[00:11:40] Oh, please.

[00:11:41] This Twitter user Molson, at Molson underscore heart.

[00:11:44] They are, of course, a blue checkie.

[00:11:46] Of course.

[00:11:47] I've been peeing blood for four days because I got a bidet.

[00:11:53] Monday night, I feel sick.

[00:11:56] Everyone in my family has a cold.

[00:11:57] No big deal.

[00:11:58] No.

[00:11:59] Tuesday.

[00:12:01] Man, why do I get so sick when everyone else is fine?

[00:12:04] Man, flu, I guess.

[00:12:06] Wednesday.

[00:12:07] Oh, shit.

[00:12:07] I am really sick.

[00:12:09] Why am I not getting better?

[00:12:12] Wednesday night.

[00:12:13] It burns.

[00:12:15] When I pee?

[00:12:16] Why does it hurt?

[00:12:18] Sorry.

[00:12:18] Go on.

[00:12:19] Thursday.

[00:12:21] Cannot get fevered down.

[00:12:22] Now I'm doubled over in pain after peeing.

[00:12:25] Wife convinces me to go to a doctor.

[00:12:27] Gentleman.

[00:12:28] Marry a good woman.

[00:12:29] Doctor.

[00:12:30] Physician assistant, actually.

[00:12:31] And it was the third place we drove to because America had me do a pee test.

[00:12:36] There's blood in your urine.

[00:12:38] You have a UTI.

[00:12:39] And now I see I wasn't getting better from the cold.

[00:12:41] It was the UTI.

[00:12:43] It was the UTI.

[00:12:45] Nuh.

[00:12:46] Now I see why I wasn't getting better from the cold.

[00:12:49] It was the UTI all along.

[00:12:51] Get antibiotics and start taking them.

[00:12:54] There's an unlikely chance that the UTI is resistant to that antibiotic.

[00:12:58] We'll find out later.

[00:12:59] Friday.

[00:13:00] Feeling worse, but I'm taking way more symptomatic relief.

[00:13:04] So.

[00:13:06] I'm functional.

[00:13:08] Take a shower.

[00:13:09] Pee in my hand.

[00:13:09] Looking for blood to measure progress.

[00:13:12] Oh, that really hurts.

[00:13:14] Is that a booger?

[00:13:15] Oh, no.

[00:13:16] It's coagulated blood.

[00:13:18] Oh, shit.

[00:13:19] Go to the ER.

[00:13:20] Do another pee sample.

[00:13:21] Probably produce a cup of urine with blood and bloody clots.

[00:13:24] Coagulated blood for testing.

[00:13:25] They tell me the clots are probably just the infection.

[00:13:28] Not something worse because my kidneys don't hurt.

[00:13:29] Young female doctor checks my penis, says the word excellent while my wife is in the room.

[00:13:34] This gives me the strength to fight on.

[00:13:36] They prescribe backup antibiotics in case my UTI is resistant to what I'm on, but it's unlikely.

[00:13:42] Go home.

[00:13:44] Oh, can you scroll down, please?

[00:13:48] Today.

[00:13:49] Feel better, actually, but still mowing hard every time I pee and peeing lots of blood.

[00:13:55] Get a call from Thursday's PA.

[00:13:56] You have E. coli that is resistant to the antibiotics you're on.

[00:14:01] Oh, shit.

[00:14:01] That explains why I ended up at the ER.

[00:14:03] Infection was not being affected by drugs.

[00:14:06] How the fuck did I get E. coli?

[00:14:07] When you use a bidet, it shoots water in your butthole and E. coli is in healthy people.

[00:14:13] Well, I shot water into my butt, which ended up getting shot into my penis.

[00:14:16] This is the best explanation I can come up with.

[00:14:18] Lesson.

[00:14:21] Physician's assistance can be pretty good, actually.

[00:14:23] The one I saw figured out the root cause and addressed it possible.

[00:14:27] And address...

[00:14:28] Ugh.

[00:14:29] Physician's assistance can be pretty good, actually.

[00:14:31] The one I saw figured out root cause and addressed possibility resistance.

[00:14:38] Bad fucking grammar.

[00:14:40] I thought I was just being stupid, but no, they are...

[00:14:42] No, no, it's possibility.

[00:14:43] Number two.

[00:14:44] Teaching hospitals seem to give the best care.

[00:14:47] If you're not sure which hospital to go near you, pick the one attached to the good university.

[00:14:51] Three.

[00:14:53] Antibiotic resistance is real.

[00:14:55] Make sure you pick the right drug and finish the course.

[00:14:58] Not just for you, but for whomever gets that bacterium next.

[00:15:03] Four.

[00:15:03] Marry someone who cares about you.

[00:15:05] Man, my wife has been juggling two kids plus me.

[00:15:07] I am extremely grateful.

[00:15:09] That said, having her drive me to the doctor was perhaps the scariest part of the experience.

[00:15:14] Also, in-laws.

[00:15:16] My wife spent four or five hours with me in the ER.

[00:15:19] Without in-laws, do we have our kids with us?

[00:15:22] Takes a village.

[00:15:24] Five.

[00:15:25] Bidet poop water can get in your pee hole at the right angle, and this can give you a UTI.

[00:15:28] This is why I think I learned, but unfortunately, this isn't done.

[00:15:32] I'm still peeing blood.

[00:15:33] Thanks to everyone who wished me well when I posted that I was in the ER.

[00:15:37] Zero people.

[00:15:41] Hopefully round two antibiotics work.

[00:15:44] Prayer hand emoji.

[00:15:45] Yeah.

[00:15:46] I think my favorite response was the United Arab Emirates falconry guy.

[00:15:52] Okay, yeah.

[00:15:53] I respond with, this guy cheated on his wife.

[00:15:58] The Blue Sky user Marina Dove posting here.

[00:16:01] Twitter user claims bidet gave him a bloody UTI by shooting poo-poo water into his dick hole.

[00:16:08] Continuing, he claims later he has such a massive penis, it hangs into the toilet bowl,

[00:16:14] which he regularly blasts liquid ass into, thus covering his penis in shit,

[00:16:19] and so he washes it with the bidet, which is arguably more heinous than cheating or doing messy anal.

[00:16:25] Now, praying it's messy anal, though, like, please God, let it be dumb heterosexual nonsense.

[00:16:34] Let it be dumb heterosexual nonsense.

[00:16:36] Yeah, pretty bad.

[00:16:39] Dropping in that bit about the physician's assistant saying he has a nice dick.

[00:16:44] When the wife wasn't in the room, like, fuck you, dude.

[00:16:47] What the hell is going on here?

[00:16:49] And then the thing about, like, thanks to everybody who wished me well when I was in the ER, zero people.

[00:16:54] Well, I wouldn't be a whiny little bitch about it.

[00:16:57] Yeah, why don't you piss some more blood than there, buddy?

[00:17:00] Maybe then I'll care.

[00:17:02] Vi Lenza here replying, obviously skill issue.

[00:17:05] Yes, of course.

[00:17:07] Vaxxed?

[00:17:11] Here's at Bunny Rainbow.

[00:17:12] I was trying to explain this to my wife, and she said, oh, the E. coli dick guy?

[00:17:17] Amazing.

[00:17:17] A guy named Joe G816 responds to him.

[00:17:21] I don't get it.

[00:17:22] Doesn't a bidet shoot clean water?

[00:17:24] Are you saying the splash into the bowl gave you E. coli?

[00:17:28] To which Molson responds, this guy can't rotate shapes with an anatomical drawing.

[00:17:35] He's doing the Trump, the hurricane exaggeration.

[00:17:39] He's extended the length of the anatomical drawing's dick.

[00:17:42] Aardvark Erickson then says, this explains nothing.

[00:17:45] To which Molson then goes, uh, Aardvark Erickson, are you dipping your junk in the water bowl?

[00:17:52] I don't get it.

[00:17:53] Jaff responding, dude jerks off too much and has jerk sores?

[00:17:56] Cooley Inc.

[00:17:58] Dude did anal and is covering up cheating on him.

[00:18:01] Yeah.

[00:18:01] Oh, Ed Harris responded.

[00:18:03] Feels like the same thing can happen in a normal toilet from splashing.

[00:18:07] Thank you, Ed.

[00:18:09] What if I told you the bidet can do things that you never thought they'd do?

[00:18:16] Unbelievable.

[00:18:17] And the snowpiercer is just him on the bidet.

[00:18:19] Yeah.

[00:18:20] And that's how the movie ends, yeah.

[00:18:22] The, uh, Eternal Machine also powered.

[00:18:25] Chris Evans is the only bidet on the train.

[00:18:27] Yep.

[00:18:29] What Gillian would have wanted you to do is use this bidet when I'm dead.

[00:18:34] I'm old and tired.

[00:18:37] Just a, just a fun story.

[00:18:39] I love to hear it, especially because it's not happening to you.

[00:18:41] You know what I mean?

[00:18:42] Like, yeah, it sure ain't happening to me.

[00:18:44] No, cause, uh.

[00:18:45] First of all, dick ain't that big.

[00:18:46] Second of all, don't use, I, there is a bidet.

[00:18:49] I know, yeah.

[00:18:49] I don't use it.

[00:18:49] Yeah, you've got one, but yeah.

[00:18:51] I don't use it because, uh, I don't believe in that fucking gypsy magic.

[00:18:55] That's fair.

[00:18:56] That's fair.

[00:18:56] I'll take it.

[00:18:57] Well, speaking of gypsy magic, nope, nope, not gonna, nope.

[00:19:03] Nope, not gonna own that one.

[00:19:04] All right.

[00:19:05] It's, uh.

[00:19:06] Now I have to stay in.

[00:19:08] Okay.

[00:19:08] It's time for Crypto Scam of the Week.

[00:19:11] You're listening to 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast.

[00:19:15] And now it's time for the Crypto Scam of the Week.

[00:19:18] This one, courtesy of the Block.

[00:19:21] Have you heard of Tapioca Dow?

[00:19:24] This is my first hearing of this exploit, but, uh, that's kind of impressive.

[00:19:28] So Daniel Kuhn, it's K-U-H-N, that's how it's pronounced.

[00:19:32] Right.

[00:19:33] That's South Park character.

[00:19:34] I'm telling you.

[00:19:35] Daniel Kuhn, writing for the Block,

[00:19:37] Tapioca Dow stops 1,000 ETH worth $2.7 million from being stolen following exploit that drains majority of its fun.

[00:19:47] They got hacked, essentially.

[00:19:49] There was an exploit that was, somebody leveraged.

[00:19:52] They're saying possibly North Korean, although how we know that is okay.

[00:19:56] It's always North Korea, man.

[00:19:58] It's always North Korea.

[00:20:00] Well, they were able to get the private keys, which obviously people shouldn't be able to get.

[00:20:06] 4.5 million worth of cryptocurrencies were stolen.

[00:20:10] The team says it's in process of recovering funds with assistance from Fuzzland and others.

[00:20:16] Tapioca Foundation saying on Twitter,

[00:20:25] According to the foundation, the attacker was able to compromise the token's vesting contract,

[00:20:30] giving them access to sell its 30 million vested TAP tokens,

[00:20:34] at the time worth about $1.40 apiece, now worth less than 4 cents,

[00:20:39] as well as the USDO stablecoin contract.

[00:20:44] So in all, the attacker walked away with 4.4 mil,

[00:20:48] 2.8 million USDC, and 1.5 mil in ETH,

[00:20:52] drained from the liquidity pair.

[00:20:54] The stolen funds were swapped for ETH,

[00:20:56] then USDT,

[00:20:57] then bridged to Arbitrum,

[00:21:00] to BNB, where,

[00:21:01] that's where they are now.

[00:21:02] They're on BNB chain.

[00:21:03] CZ, please freeze this BNB when you're free from jail.

[00:21:08] Ridiculous stuff.

[00:21:09] The co-founder, Matt Marino, said,

[00:21:14] a Discord member was contacted about a friend being hired,

[00:21:19] social engineered him into giving up,

[00:21:21] and connecting a hardware wallet.

[00:21:23] North Korea is always the garbage collector here,

[00:21:26] Fuzzland said,

[00:21:27] echoing Zach XPT.

[00:21:29] These attacks were the result of fake job scams,

[00:21:32] where North Korean actors pose as interview subjects

[00:21:35] or vendors to gain inside access

[00:21:37] or information needed to steal fun.

[00:21:40] I've been hearing about this,

[00:21:43] where North Koreans have taken remote jobs

[00:21:47] to funnel money into the government and all that.

[00:21:52] Right, yeah, I've heard some things about this

[00:21:53] about last year or so.

[00:21:54] You know what,

[00:21:55] we should probably call them the grind set kingdom

[00:21:58] and not the hermit kingdom.

[00:22:00] Yeah, for real.

[00:22:01] Investing in rare birds,

[00:22:02] you know, they're doing it all.

[00:22:03] Be a rare bird guy.

[00:22:06] Can you imagine being a rare bird guy?

[00:22:08] Not ironically.

[00:22:09] I went to high school with a guy

[00:22:11] who was unironically like a reptile guy.

[00:22:15] Okay.

[00:22:15] And he brought like a bunch of his reptiles

[00:22:19] to school one time for show and tell for class.

[00:22:22] And I helped him move some.

[00:22:23] And I remember helping him.

[00:22:26] It was like a computer printer box

[00:22:28] with something in a pillow sack.

[00:22:32] And I remember asking him,

[00:22:33] hey, Chris, what's in here?

[00:22:34] He goes, oh, it's just my monitor lizard.

[00:22:36] Okay.

[00:22:36] And I'm like, oh, he's like, don't worry.

[00:22:39] He's like, you know, he's in the bag.

[00:22:41] He's pretty groggy right now.

[00:22:43] I'm like, should you have one of these?

[00:22:46] This seems bad.

[00:22:47] To be fair, he went on to like,

[00:22:49] I think he still does like works

[00:22:51] at the reptile house at the zoo.

[00:22:52] So I mean like.

[00:22:53] Good for him.

[00:22:54] Good for him.

[00:22:54] I'm glad he did into,

[00:22:55] he took this interest

[00:22:57] and made it into something worthwhile.

[00:22:59] Yeah, no shit.

[00:23:00] Instead of like being a guy that like

[00:23:02] every single day goes to the gas station,

[00:23:05] buys a pack of Swishers,

[00:23:06] buys some new ports,

[00:23:07] goes to the other gas station,

[00:23:10] buys a pack of Swishers,

[00:23:11] and a pack of new ports.

[00:23:13] That's how you become CEO.

[00:23:15] Okay.

[00:23:15] So they were able to recover a little bit.

[00:23:17] It looks like it says,

[00:23:19] according to Marino,

[00:23:20] that's one of the co-founders,

[00:23:21] the organization moved a thousand ETH

[00:23:23] worth about 2.7 million

[00:23:24] from a vault to a secure location,

[00:23:26] the Dow Multi-SIG.

[00:23:28] Seems like it's still not secure,

[00:23:31] but all right.

[00:23:32] It depends.

[00:23:33] It depends what ratio it needs to open.

[00:23:36] Right.

[00:23:37] If it's like,

[00:23:37] oh, we need three out of five,

[00:23:40] like that's probably not a good ratio.

[00:23:42] Probably not.

[00:23:43] Oh, and the fact that it's apparently so easy.

[00:23:45] Yeah, you just got to do shit.

[00:23:48] So this next thing

[00:23:49] that we're going to be talking about here,

[00:23:51] I didn't realize,

[00:23:53] it's Providence?

[00:23:54] Yeah.

[00:23:55] For some reason,

[00:23:56] I thought K-Thor Jensen,

[00:23:57] former guest in front of the show,

[00:23:59] was the originator of this.

[00:24:01] Right.

[00:24:02] Because it does feel very much like

[00:24:04] one of his deals,

[00:24:05] the Amber Forever.

[00:24:06] So Amber Forever,

[00:24:08] just for a bit of context,

[00:24:10] Amber Forever were a series of chat logs

[00:24:12] where K-Thor Jensen

[00:24:13] would go and pretend to be this young girl

[00:24:17] and have people try to cyber with her,

[00:24:19] but he always turned it

[00:24:20] into these weird,

[00:24:21] funny,

[00:24:21] surrealist things

[00:24:22] like the short-term memory loss one

[00:24:25] or the one about the dad

[00:24:28] making bad paintings of Amber

[00:24:31] and she has to be chained in the garage

[00:24:34] to get the paintings made or something.

[00:24:37] Those are just absurd

[00:24:38] and there was a bunch of them.

[00:24:40] But no,

[00:24:41] this turned out to be

[00:24:43] from somebody on bash.org,

[00:24:45] which was a site about coding.

[00:24:47] The origin of this is still kind of,

[00:24:49] it was collected here

[00:24:51] on this bash.org site,

[00:24:52] but who knows where it actually came from?

[00:24:54] Sure.

[00:24:55] A lot of these places like,

[00:24:56] no, your meme doesn't know.

[00:24:57] A lot of different places that you'll find

[00:24:59] will claim to be the owners of it.

[00:25:01] For example,

[00:25:02] a site we covered previously,

[00:25:03] Albino Black Sheep,

[00:25:04] has it posted still.

[00:25:05] So it is really hard to tell

[00:25:06] where it actually came from.

[00:25:08] But what we're referring to

[00:25:09] is a series of chat logs

[00:25:10] featuring a username BloodNinja

[00:25:12] and his various exploits,

[00:25:15] including changing his name to J-Dawg.

[00:25:17] But the most infamous one

[00:25:19] is the one

[00:25:20] I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[00:25:23] Which would then get mangled

[00:25:25] and become a slightly different thing

[00:25:27] on the Something Awful forums,

[00:25:29] which is I put on my wizard robe and hat.

[00:25:31] Yes.

[00:25:32] But it is technically

[00:25:33] I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[00:25:35] Correct.

[00:25:36] Do you want to try this?

[00:25:37] Do you want to try doing this

[00:25:38] as a bit of audio drama?

[00:25:39] Sure.

[00:25:40] So I will be performing the part

[00:25:42] of Britney Spears 14.

[00:25:45] I'll be...

[00:25:46] And I will be performing the part

[00:25:49] of BloodNinja,

[00:25:50] aka J-Dawg,

[00:25:52] right here on NPR.

[00:25:54] It begins...

[00:25:55] Baby,

[00:25:56] I've been having a tough night,

[00:25:58] so treat me nice, all right?

[00:26:00] All right.

[00:26:00] Slip out of those pants, baby.

[00:26:02] Yeah.

[00:26:03] I slip out of my pants

[00:26:04] just for you, Blood Ninja.

[00:26:06] Oh, yeah.

[00:26:07] All right.

[00:26:08] I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[00:26:11] Oh, I like to play dress up.

[00:26:12] Me too, baby.

[00:26:13] I kiss you softly on your chest.

[00:26:15] I cast level three eroticism.

[00:26:17] You turn into a real beautiful woman.

[00:26:19] Hey.

[00:26:20] I meditate to regain my mana

[00:26:21] before casting level eight

[00:26:23] Cock of the Infinite.

[00:26:25] Funny, I still don't see it.

[00:26:26] I spend my mana reserves

[00:26:28] to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondnest.

[00:26:30] You are the worst cyber partner ever.

[00:26:32] This is ridiculous.

[00:26:33] Don't fuck with me, bitch.

[00:26:34] I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

[00:26:37] I steal your soul

[00:26:38] and cast lightning level one million.

[00:26:40] Your body explosive to a fine play mist

[00:26:42] because you are only a level two druid.

[00:26:44] Don't ever message me again,

[00:26:46] you piece of shit.

[00:26:47] Robots are trying to drill my brain,

[00:26:48] but my lightning shield

[00:26:49] inflicts DOA attack,

[00:26:51] leaving the robots

[00:26:52] as flaming piles of metal.

[00:26:53] King Arthur congratulates me

[00:26:55] for destroying Dr. Robotnik's

[00:26:56] evil army of robot socialist republics.

[00:26:59] The Cold War ends.

[00:27:00] Reagan steals my accomplishments

[00:27:02] and makes like it was because of him.

[00:27:05] You still there, baby?

[00:27:06] I think I'm getting hard now.

[00:27:08] And this is where Blood Ninja

[00:27:10] then turns to someone else.

[00:27:12] I will be playing the part of J. Gurley 3.

[00:27:14] Okay, baby.

[00:27:15] We gotta hurry.

[00:27:16] I don't know how long

[00:27:17] I can keep it ready for you.

[00:27:18] That's okay.

[00:27:19] Okay, I'm a Japanese schoolgirl.

[00:27:21] What are you?

[00:27:22] A rhinoceros.

[00:27:22] Well, hung like one.

[00:27:24] That's for sure.

[00:27:24] Ha ha.

[00:27:25] Okay, let's go.

[00:27:26] I put my hand through your hair

[00:27:27] and kiss you on the neck.

[00:27:29] I stomp on the ground and snort

[00:27:30] to alert you that you are

[00:27:31] in my breeding territory.

[00:27:33] Ha ha.

[00:27:34] Okay, you know that turns me on.

[00:27:36] I start unbuttoning your shirt.

[00:27:38] Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

[00:27:39] No, you are not really a rhinoceros, silly.

[00:27:41] It's just part of the game.

[00:27:43] Rhinoceruses don't play games.

[00:27:44] I want to charge your ass.

[00:27:45] Stop.

[00:27:46] Come on.

[00:27:46] Be serious.

[00:27:47] It doesn't get any more serious

[00:27:49] than a rhinoceros

[00:27:49] about to charge your ass.

[00:27:51] I stomp my feet.

[00:27:52] The dust stirs around

[00:27:53] my tough-skinned feet.

[00:27:54] That's it.

[00:27:55] Nostrils flaring.

[00:27:56] I lower my head.

[00:27:57] My horn,

[00:27:58] like some phallic symbol

[00:27:59] of my potent virility,

[00:28:01] is the last thing you see

[00:28:02] as skulls collide

[00:28:03] and mine remains the victor.

[00:28:05] You are now a bloody red ragdoll

[00:28:06] suspended in the air

[00:28:07] on my mighty horn.

[00:28:09] Goddamn, I am hard now.

[00:28:13] Now, Blood Ninja tries again

[00:28:16] with Britney Spears 14,

[00:28:18] but this time he's changed his name

[00:28:20] to Eminem B-N-J-A.

[00:28:23] Okay, are you ready?

[00:28:25] Yeah, I'm ready.

[00:28:25] I like your music, M-T-H-E.

[00:28:28] Yeah, I make it for the ladies.

[00:28:30] Mmm, we like it a lot.

[00:28:32] Let me show you.

[00:28:33] I take off your pants slowly

[00:28:34] and massage your muscular physique.

[00:28:37] Oh, I like that, baby.

[00:28:39] I put on my Roman wizard hat.

[00:28:40] What the fuck?

[00:28:41] I told you not to message me again.

[00:28:43] Oh, shit.

[00:28:44] I swear, if you do it one more time,

[00:28:45] I'm going to report your ISP

[00:28:46] and say you were sending me

[00:28:48] kiddie porn, you fuck-up.

[00:28:49] Oh, shit.

[00:28:50] I got to write down

[00:28:51] your names or something.

[00:28:52] That was the Blood Ninja text.

[00:28:53] Now, there's more.

[00:28:55] Blood Ninja did continue.

[00:28:58] He went for a woman named

[00:29:01] Sarah19FCA.

[00:29:02] So, ASL right there in the username.

[00:29:04] That's handy.

[00:29:04] You don't have to ask.

[00:29:07] And that one is the one where he...

[00:29:09] What, Stone Cold Steve Austin?

[00:29:11] Oh, no.

[00:29:13] I guess I'll be playing Sarah19FCA.

[00:29:16] All right.

[00:29:16] I like your earlobe

[00:29:17] and undo your watch.

[00:29:19] Mmm, okay.

[00:29:20] I take your pants off,

[00:29:21] grunting like a troll.

[00:29:23] Yeah, I like...

[00:29:24] I smack your thick booty.

[00:29:27] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:28] That feels good.

[00:29:29] Smack.

[00:29:30] Smack.

[00:29:31] Yeah.

[00:29:32] I make some toast

[00:29:34] and eat it off your ass.

[00:29:36] Land the lake's butter

[00:29:37] all in your crack.

[00:29:39] You like that?

[00:29:40] I peel some bananas.

[00:29:43] Oh, what are you going to do with those?

[00:29:45] Get me some peanuts.

[00:29:47] Peanuts from the ballpark.

[00:29:49] Peanut?

[00:29:50] Ken Griffey Jr.

[00:29:53] What are you talking about?

[00:29:54] I'm spent.

[00:29:55] I jump down to the alley

[00:29:57] and smoke a fatty.

[00:29:58] I throw rocks at the cats.

[00:30:00] This is stupid.

[00:30:01] Stone Cold Steve Austin

[00:30:02] gives me some beer.

[00:30:04] While I wrestle Stone Cold?

[00:30:06] Yeah.

[00:30:07] Slash ignore.

[00:30:08] It's cool, Stone Cold.

[00:30:09] She was a bitch anyway.

[00:30:11] We get on the Harleys

[00:30:12] and ride into the sunset.

[00:30:17] Wanna wrestle, Steve?

[00:30:19] There's the one about

[00:30:20] fucking to pizza.

[00:30:22] That one's good.

[00:30:22] Blood Ninja here

[00:30:23] talking to Dirty Kate.

[00:30:26] It's always nice

[00:30:26] when people let you know

[00:30:27] up front what they're at.

[00:30:28] Yeah, Dirty Kate.

[00:30:29] Wanna cyber?

[00:30:30] Okay, but don't tell anybody,

[00:30:32] winky face.

[00:30:32] Who are you?

[00:30:33] I've got blonde hair,

[00:30:35] blue eyes.

[00:30:35] I work out a lot.

[00:30:37] I have a part-time job

[00:30:38] delivering for Papa John's

[00:30:39] in my Geo Storm.

[00:30:41] Geo Storm.

[00:30:41] That's probably pretty accurate

[00:30:42] in this time period.

[00:30:44] 2002 when these first came on.

[00:30:46] Oh man, the Geo Storm,

[00:30:47] that was a workhorse

[00:30:49] of a shit car.

[00:30:50] You sound sexy.

[00:30:51] I bet you want me

[00:30:52] in the back of your car.

[00:30:53] Again, if you knew anything

[00:30:54] about Geo Storm,

[00:30:55] you could not put a hole

[00:30:56] in the back of the car.

[00:30:57] Fuck, man.

[00:30:58] I knew someone

[00:31:00] that had an eagle talon.

[00:31:02] Oh goodness.

[00:31:03] And regularly raw-dogged

[00:31:05] his girlfriend in the back

[00:31:06] but still don't know how.

[00:31:07] Heroic.

[00:31:07] I don't know.

[00:31:08] I mean, they were both

[00:31:08] very skinny people.

[00:31:09] I think that's probably,

[00:31:10] I mean like...

[00:31:11] But you still probably

[00:31:12] had to put the seats forward,

[00:31:13] you know?

[00:31:14] Yeah, I mean...

[00:31:16] Jesus.

[00:31:17] Mathematically.

[00:31:17] Yeah, yeah.

[00:31:18] There's some real

[00:31:19] weird geometry going on in there.

[00:31:21] People were doing weird shit

[00:31:22] with their legs

[00:31:23] in that situation.

[00:31:23] That's all I'm thinking.

[00:31:24] Real yoga shit, yeah.

[00:31:25] Yeah.

[00:31:27] Anyway, to continue.

[00:31:28] Maybe some other time

[00:31:29] you should call up

[00:31:30] Papa John's

[00:31:31] and make an order.

[00:31:32] Haha, okay.

[00:31:33] Hello, I'd like an extra,

[00:31:35] extra large pizza

[00:31:36] just dripping with sauce.

[00:31:38] Oh, she's bad at this too.

[00:31:39] Oh.

[00:31:40] First they would say,

[00:31:41] hello, this is Papa John's.

[00:31:43] How may I help you?

[00:31:45] Then they'd tell you

[00:31:46] the specials.

[00:31:47] And then

[00:31:48] you would make your order.

[00:31:50] So that's an extra large.

[00:31:51] What toppings do you want?

[00:31:54] I want everything, baby.

[00:31:55] Is this a delivery?

[00:31:57] Um, yes.

[00:31:58] So you're bringing the pizza

[00:32:00] to my house now?

[00:32:00] Because I'm home alone

[00:32:02] and I think I'll take a shower.

[00:32:03] It'll take about

[00:32:04] 15 minutes to cook

[00:32:06] and then I'll drive

[00:32:07] to your house.

[00:32:09] I'm almost finished

[00:32:10] with my shower.

[00:32:10] Hurry up.

[00:32:11] You can't hurry,

[00:32:12] good pizza.

[00:32:13] I'm on my way now though.

[00:32:15] So you're at my front door nap.

[00:32:17] How'd you know?

[00:32:18] I knock,

[00:32:19] but you can't hear me

[00:32:19] because you're in the shower.

[00:32:21] So I let myself in

[00:32:22] and walk inside.

[00:32:24] I put the pizza down

[00:32:25] on your coffee table.

[00:32:26] Are you ready

[00:32:27] to get nasty, baby?

[00:32:28] I'm as hot

[00:32:29] as a pizza oven.

[00:32:31] Oh yeah.

[00:32:31] I step out of the shower

[00:32:33] and I'm all wet and cold.

[00:32:35] Warm me up, baby.

[00:32:36] So you're still

[00:32:36] in the bathroom?

[00:32:37] Yeah,

[00:32:38] I'm wrapping a towel

[00:32:39] around myself.

[00:32:39] I can no longer

[00:32:40] resist the pizza.

[00:32:46] I open the box

[00:32:48] and unzip my pants

[00:32:49] with my other hand.

[00:32:50] As I penetrate

[00:32:51] the gooey cheese,

[00:32:52] I moan in ecstasy.

[00:32:55] The mushrooms

[00:32:55] and Italian sausage

[00:32:57] are rough,

[00:32:58] but the sauce

[00:32:59] is deliciously soothing.

[00:33:01] I blow my load

[00:33:02] in seconds.

[00:33:06] As you leave

[00:33:07] the bathroom,

[00:33:09] I exit

[00:33:10] through the front door.

[00:33:11] What the fuck?

[00:33:12] You perverted

[00:33:12] piece of shit.

[00:33:13] Fuck.

[00:33:16] You fucked a pizza.

[00:33:18] That's a different type

[00:33:19] of big sausage pizza.

[00:33:22] Exactly.

[00:33:24] And there are

[00:33:24] dozens upon dozens

[00:33:26] of these

[00:33:26] and they go on

[00:33:26] even longer

[00:33:27] than the one we just did.

[00:33:28] Amazing.

[00:33:29] God.

[00:33:30] Long form shit posting.

[00:33:31] The worst part

[00:33:32] of doing all of that,

[00:33:33] doing that AMSR voice,

[00:33:35] was how I was

[00:33:37] delicately touching

[00:33:38] the neck

[00:33:39] of this beer ball

[00:33:40] I have in my hand.

[00:33:42] Like,

[00:33:43] boy,

[00:33:45] I apparently

[00:33:45] missed a calling

[00:33:46] somewhere in life.

[00:33:47] So you can find them

[00:33:48] albino black sheep,

[00:33:49] but you can find them

[00:33:50] in various places.

[00:33:51] But yes,

[00:33:51] I put on my robe

[00:33:53] and wizard hat,

[00:33:53] probably the best one.

[00:33:56] And people have been

[00:33:57] doing riffs on that

[00:33:57] for a long time.

[00:33:58] Here's a lizard

[00:34:00] wearing the robe

[00:34:01] and wizard hat.

[00:34:02] There is a screenshot

[00:34:03] from My Little Pony

[00:34:06] where a character

[00:34:07] is wearing

[00:34:07] a robe and wizard hat

[00:34:09] and so forth

[00:34:09] and so on.

[00:34:10] Just a ridiculous

[00:34:12] amount,

[00:34:13] insane references

[00:34:14] to something

[00:34:15] that was really,

[00:34:16] really short-lived.

[00:34:17] Because I only saw

[00:34:18] this maybe once

[00:34:19] or twice.

[00:34:19] I saw it many times

[00:34:20] just because I was

[00:34:21] on forums

[00:34:22] where it was

[00:34:23] a meme.

[00:34:24] But it really had

[00:34:25] a particularly

[00:34:27] short shelf life

[00:34:28] compared to other things.

[00:34:29] Just a guy

[00:34:30] fucking around.

[00:34:33] I'm assuming

[00:34:33] it was AIM.

[00:34:34] I'm assuming

[00:34:35] it was Instant Messenger

[00:34:36] or AOL

[00:34:37] or whatever else.

[00:34:38] It's 2002.

[00:34:39] That kind of fits

[00:34:39] with the time frame.

[00:34:40] Maybe ICQ

[00:34:41] because it doesn't say

[00:34:42] where it was from.

[00:34:42] So we're just

[00:34:43] kind of guessing

[00:34:44] at this point.

[00:34:45] But the usernames

[00:34:46] like Sweet17,

[00:34:48] Britney Spears14

[00:34:49] makes me think

[00:34:50] Instant Messenger.

[00:34:51] And yes,

[00:34:52] you referenced

[00:34:53] Kate Hargensen

[00:34:54] and the Amber Forever

[00:34:56] chat log.

[00:34:56] Those definitely feel

[00:34:58] like a natural

[00:34:59] extension of this.

[00:35:00] Because there was

[00:35:01] just so much fun

[00:35:02] to be had

[00:35:02] in fucking

[00:35:02] with anonymous

[00:35:03] strangers who were horny.

[00:35:04] It was very easy to do.

[00:35:06] Shooting fish in a barrel,

[00:35:07] really.

[00:35:08] Yeah.

[00:35:08] And you can get

[00:35:09] just the insane reactions.

[00:35:11] Just chat.

[00:35:13] No tweets.

[00:35:13] Just chatting,

[00:35:14] just being weird

[00:35:15] on the internet.

[00:35:16] Don't have to worry

[00:35:16] about the FBI

[00:35:17] opening up a file

[00:35:18] on you.

[00:35:19] Maybe they do have

[00:35:20] a file on Blood Ninja

[00:35:21] somewhere.

[00:35:21] Oh, I thought you were

[00:35:22] going to say

[00:35:22] they have a file on me

[00:35:23] and I'm like,

[00:35:24] I'm certain.

[00:35:24] You're a lost cause

[00:35:25] as far as I'm concerned.

[00:35:27] Well, I would say

[00:35:27] from Ferguson stuff.

[00:35:29] Right.

[00:35:29] I'm covering Ferguson.

[00:35:30] That's what I was

[00:35:31] talking about.

[00:35:31] Okay, yeah.

[00:35:32] Not for trolling

[00:35:34] people on the internet.

[00:35:35] Who wasn't trolling

[00:35:36] people on the internet

[00:35:37] in early days

[00:35:37] of Twitter?

[00:35:38] Come on.

[00:35:38] Yeah, pretty much.

[00:35:40] Bean Dog Militia,

[00:35:41] you know.

[00:35:41] Bean Dog Militia,

[00:35:43] T-Cot,

[00:35:46] Twittergate.

[00:35:46] That's one we're

[00:35:47] going to have to

[00:35:47] tackle one day.

[00:35:53] Maybe we'll have to

[00:35:54] have a guest on

[00:35:55] who was there.

[00:35:57] Absolutely.

[00:35:58] So, Brian,

[00:35:59] I guess after our

[00:36:01] weird,

[00:36:02] where we were

[00:36:03] reading sexts

[00:36:04] to each other.

[00:36:04] Yes.

[00:36:05] The next thing

[00:36:06] to be doing with

[00:36:07] my friend on

[00:36:07] Monday night.

[00:36:08] The next thing to do,

[00:36:10] of course,

[00:36:10] is to show you

[00:36:11] something irredeemably

[00:36:12] gross.

[00:36:13] That's right.

[00:36:13] It's shock.jpg time.

[00:36:16] And now,

[00:36:17] the moment you've

[00:36:18] all been waiting for.

[00:36:20] Shock.jpg.

[00:36:23] This one,

[00:36:23] I've called

[00:36:25] a day at the beach,

[00:36:26] Brian.

[00:36:26] There's no formal

[00:36:27] name here?

[00:36:27] There's no formal

[00:36:28] name.

[00:36:28] Again,

[00:36:29] it's another one

[00:36:29] that randomly

[00:36:30] appeared on 4chan

[00:36:31] that I just kind of

[00:36:32] grabbed because

[00:36:33] there are

[00:36:34] you laugh,

[00:36:34] you lose threads

[00:36:35] on GIF.

[00:36:38] A lot of them

[00:36:39] are like,

[00:36:39] oh yeah,

[00:36:40] this is like

[00:36:40] not safe for life.

[00:36:42] I'm like,

[00:36:42] okay,

[00:36:43] these are the

[00:36:44] threads I want to

[00:36:45] watch for stuff.

[00:36:46] Yeah,

[00:36:47] this one came to me

[00:36:48] the other day

[00:36:48] and I went,

[00:36:48] oh,

[00:36:49] it's 15 seconds long.

[00:36:50] It's obviously taken

[00:36:50] by someone's

[00:36:51] personal camera.

[00:36:52] They are on the beach.

[00:36:53] A lot of grass

[00:36:54] on this particular

[00:36:55] beach though,

[00:36:55] so probably,

[00:36:56] I don't know.

[00:36:56] Maybe northeast?

[00:36:58] Yeah,

[00:36:58] I was thinking that.

[00:36:59] Yeah,

[00:36:59] yeah.

[00:37:00] And so,

[00:37:01] showing you a

[00:37:01] sandy butthole

[00:37:02] and then

[00:37:07] just pushes

[00:37:08] a large amount

[00:37:09] of sand

[00:37:10] out of his

[00:37:10] rectum.

[00:37:11] That's not how

[00:37:11] you make a

[00:37:12] sandcastle.

[00:37:14] I like how

[00:37:14] that looks like

[00:37:15] Jack Anoff.

[00:37:19] Well,

[00:37:19] I mean,

[00:37:20] it just looks like

[00:37:20] Is this how he

[00:37:21] was getting

[00:37:21] inspiration for

[00:37:22] the new

[00:37:22] Bleachers record?

[00:37:25] I mean,

[00:37:25] to be fair,

[00:37:26] it just looks like

[00:37:26] some generic

[00:37:27] white dude.

[00:37:28] But I get what

[00:37:29] you're saying,

[00:37:29] like the haircut

[00:37:30] and the glasses

[00:37:30] and all that.

[00:37:31] Yeah,

[00:37:31] just front-facing

[00:37:33] picture of himself

[00:37:34] and then he

[00:37:35] cranes it around

[00:37:36] to his asshole

[00:37:37] and you're like,

[00:37:38] oh,

[00:37:38] okay,

[00:37:38] he went to

[00:37:39] the beach

[00:37:39] naked and

[00:37:40] he got a

[00:37:40] sandy ass,

[00:37:41] cool,

[00:37:41] and then all

[00:37:41] of a sudden

[00:37:42] here it comes,

[00:37:43] this mound of

[00:37:44] sand.

[00:37:45] How do you get

[00:37:45] that all up in

[00:37:46] there?

[00:37:46] That's my question.

[00:37:48] And did he get

[00:37:48] it all out?

[00:37:50] Is that it?

[00:37:51] It feels like

[00:37:51] maybe there's

[00:37:52] more in there.

[00:37:54] Oh,

[00:37:54] jeez.

[00:37:55] I don't know,

[00:37:55] man,

[00:37:56] that's rough.

[00:37:56] Because that's,

[00:37:57] I mean,

[00:37:57] I don't like the

[00:37:58] beach to begin with,

[00:37:59] much less if I

[00:38:00] got that much

[00:38:01] sand in my hand.

[00:38:02] highly unpleasant.

[00:38:03] Highly unpleasant.

[00:38:04] Never shit sand.

[00:38:05] Thank God.

[00:38:06] Thank God,

[00:38:07] you know.

[00:38:08] It cannot be great

[00:38:09] for the mucous

[00:38:10] membrane inside

[00:38:11] your rectum.

[00:38:11] All dry.

[00:38:12] It's gotta be like

[00:38:13] fucking sticking

[00:38:14] your hand inside

[00:38:15] a bag of bugles.

[00:38:17] And you know

[00:38:17] you had to get,

[00:38:18] have something to,

[00:38:19] like,

[00:38:20] you don't just do

[00:38:20] that with your

[00:38:21] hand.

[00:38:21] There's gotta be

[00:38:22] a toy of some

[00:38:23] kind involved.

[00:38:26] Truly.

[00:38:27] That's fucking

[00:38:28] scary.

[00:38:29] Truly,

[00:38:30] truly.

[00:38:30] Wait till you see

[00:38:30] next week's.

[00:38:31] It's next week's

[00:38:32] is even better.

[00:38:33] Sorry,

[00:38:33] just that amount

[00:38:34] of sand in the ass.

[00:38:35] I can't,

[00:38:35] like,

[00:38:36] it's not fun.

[00:38:37] It's not fun.

[00:38:37] I don't like that.

[00:38:38] I don't like that at all.

[00:38:39] I don't like going

[00:38:39] to the beach

[00:38:40] for a number of reasons.

[00:38:41] I don't think

[00:38:42] I would like it

[00:38:43] anymore,

[00:38:44] especially if that

[00:38:45] happened.

[00:38:46] Yeah,

[00:38:46] not a big,

[00:38:47] not a big beach guy.

[00:38:49] I like the beach,

[00:38:50] alright,

[00:38:50] but it's mostly

[00:38:51] if I can,

[00:38:52] like,

[00:38:52] swim or go parasailing

[00:38:53] or do something weird,

[00:38:54] cliff diving or something.

[00:38:56] You've gone cliff diving?

[00:38:57] Yeah,

[00:38:57] sure.

[00:38:58] It wasn't a really

[00:38:59] tall cliff,

[00:38:59] but it was,

[00:38:59] you know.

[00:39:00] Big enough?

[00:39:00] Yeah.

[00:39:01] I was all of,

[00:39:01] like,

[00:39:02] 14,

[00:39:02] so yeah,

[00:39:03] I wasn't afraid

[00:39:03] of anything.

[00:39:04] Yeah,

[00:39:04] sure,

[00:39:05] I'll dive off a cliff,

[00:39:06] sure.

[00:39:07] If I did it now,

[00:39:08] I'd be like,

[00:39:08] oh yeah,

[00:39:08] I'm going to die.

[00:39:09] But I did parasailing,

[00:39:11] you know,

[00:39:11] we were in Mexico

[00:39:12] a couple years back.

[00:39:13] Guy pulls you on a boat,

[00:39:15] although I nearly hit a tree,

[00:39:16] so that was fun.

[00:39:18] I was coming in real weird

[00:39:19] and,

[00:39:19] like,

[00:39:20] I couldn't quite turn right.

[00:39:22] But no,

[00:39:22] I mean,

[00:39:22] I'm not doing anything

[00:39:23] that's going to get

[00:39:24] that much sand in my house,

[00:39:25] I guess is what I'm getting at.

[00:39:26] It's just.

[00:39:27] I'm not taking the beach home.

[00:39:31] Yeah?

[00:39:32] Not taking the beach home with you?

[00:39:34] No,

[00:39:34] not at all.

[00:39:35] To show you what kind of

[00:39:36] poor I was,

[00:39:37] or the poor stock I come from,

[00:39:39] that my mom has,

[00:39:41] she displayed them for a while,

[00:39:43] but she put them up recently,

[00:39:45] like,

[00:39:45] multiple jars

[00:39:47] of sand and water

[00:39:48] that my family members,

[00:39:50] my ancestors took

[00:39:51] when they would,

[00:39:52] like,

[00:39:52] get away from the Midwest

[00:39:53] and see,

[00:39:54] like,

[00:39:55] the coast.

[00:39:55] Okay.

[00:39:56] So there's,

[00:39:57] like,

[00:39:57] a mason jar

[00:39:58] that's sealed tight

[00:39:59] that has,

[00:40:00] like,

[00:40:00] water in,

[00:40:01] you know,

[00:40:01] it's got sand

[00:40:02] and it's got seawater in it

[00:40:03] and it's,

[00:40:04] like,

[00:40:04] you know,

[00:40:04] Merle Beach,

[00:40:05] like,

[00:40:05] 1965 or something like that.

[00:40:07] Okay.

[00:40:08] That's pretty cool.

[00:40:09] I kind of like that.

[00:40:10] We would buy the little

[00:40:11] colored sand

[00:40:12] and the little teeny tiny bottles

[00:40:14] with the little,

[00:40:15] Yeah,

[00:40:15] like,

[00:40:15] like an old Coca-Cola bottle

[00:40:17] or some shit.

[00:40:17] And it would say,

[00:40:18] like,

[00:40:19] Panama City,

[00:40:20] Pot-to Beach.

[00:40:22] Pot-to Beach,

[00:40:23] that's mostly just big rocks,

[00:40:25] isn't it?

[00:40:25] Yeah,

[00:40:26] and meth.

[00:40:30] Yeah.

[00:40:31] Oh,

[00:40:31] geez,

[00:40:31] boy,

[00:40:32] we're getting,

[00:40:33] we're getting to that part.

[00:40:34] It's time.

[00:40:34] It's everybody's mom's favorite part of the show.

[00:40:37] It's the breath mint.

[00:40:38] It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show.

[00:40:42] It's time for the breath mint.

[00:40:45] Oh,

[00:40:46] boy,

[00:40:46] have I got one before you,

[00:40:48] Brian,

[00:40:49] but do you want to start with the one that we did together?

[00:40:51] Yes,

[00:40:52] we,

[00:40:52] we Eiffel Towered this experience together.

[00:40:55] We Eiffel Towered going to see a band called Mannequin Pussy.

[00:40:59] Which,

[00:41:00] you know,

[00:41:00] we,

[00:41:00] we would be,

[00:41:01] uh,

[00:41:02] doing whatever we're going to talk about.

[00:41:03] We would be doing a disservice.

[00:41:05] And we didn't talk about what happened before we even got tickets.

[00:41:10] Oh,

[00:41:10] Lord.

[00:41:11] We get into the box office.

[00:41:13] Mm-hmm.

[00:41:14] There's this little hallway.

[00:41:15] There's a box office to the right.

[00:41:16] And then there's like where they scan your tickets and you go through the metal detector.

[00:41:21] We already went through the metal detector at this point.

[00:41:22] And then there's Sean,

[00:41:24] who's a,

[00:41:25] another music photographer in line.

[00:41:27] And in front of him at the actual box office window is some young lady who's.

[00:41:32] Oh,

[00:41:32] yeah.

[00:41:33] Some ticket issue.

[00:41:34] And this goes on for about 10 or 15 minutes.

[00:41:36] And the whole entire time I'm standing in line,

[00:41:39] but you're kind of like standing across from me.

[00:41:41] Right.

[00:41:42] But people think that that's the line.

[00:41:44] Yeah.

[00:41:45] That like,

[00:41:46] I'm part of like,

[00:41:47] that's the line to get in.

[00:41:48] And you're having like to tell people,

[00:41:50] no,

[00:41:50] if you,

[00:41:51] if you don't need to go to the box office,

[00:41:52] you can just walk in.

[00:41:53] And I'm like,

[00:41:54] oh,

[00:41:54] they should give you a red polo.

[00:41:55] Yeah.

[00:41:56] Yeah.

[00:41:56] At that point.

[00:41:57] I mean,

[00:41:57] Jesus,

[00:41:57] I directed more traffic than I think anybody then.

[00:42:00] Yeah,

[00:42:00] that was,

[00:42:00] that was kind of funny.

[00:42:02] No,

[00:42:02] no,

[00:42:06] it was about 10 minutes.

[00:42:07] Yeah.

[00:42:07] It's fucking amazing.

[00:42:08] I would look at my phone and then I'd be like,

[00:42:11] oh,

[00:42:11] there's a line forming behind me.

[00:42:13] I'm not in line.

[00:42:14] You know,

[00:42:14] and then you do that whole thing.

[00:42:15] We're waiting for the box office.

[00:42:16] Like if you have your tickets already,

[00:42:18] you can just walk through.

[00:42:19] I've said it like five or six different times.

[00:42:21] Like several times,

[00:42:22] several times.

[00:42:23] Come on.

[00:42:24] Yeah.

[00:42:24] Well,

[00:42:25] what a fucking show.

[00:42:26] Yeah.

[00:42:26] Uh,

[00:42:27] the first band,

[00:42:28] uh,

[00:42:30] Margaritas,

[00:42:31] Margaritas,

[00:42:31] Podritas.

[00:42:32] Yes.

[00:42:33] Which is like Ryan posies or something in,

[00:42:36] Spanish.

[00:42:37] I believe.

[00:42:38] Like I said,

[00:42:39] Oh,

[00:42:40] my Facebook post about this is like,

[00:42:42] Oh wow.

[00:42:43] Another band mining,

[00:42:44] uh,

[00:42:45] nineties college indie rock for inspiration.

[00:42:48] And okay,

[00:42:48] cool.

[00:42:49] It's another band mining nineties in the rock for inspiration.

[00:42:52] That's really fucking good.

[00:42:53] It's almost to the point where like,

[00:42:55] it's boring.

[00:42:56] Like,

[00:42:56] Oh wow.

[00:42:56] They're doing this.

[00:42:57] Like,

[00:42:57] wow.

[00:42:57] These are really cool songs.

[00:42:59] That sound like they could be,

[00:43:00] you sound like the,

[00:43:01] this band could have opened up for dinosaur junior in 93.

[00:43:04] Right.

[00:43:05] It could have been an L seven album or like,

[00:43:07] yeah,

[00:43:07] that kind of thing.

[00:43:08] K records would put a,

[00:43:10] uh,

[00:43:10] a flexi disc or something.

[00:43:12] Well,

[00:43:12] I mean,

[00:43:13] they're on sub pop.

[00:43:14] So yeah,

[00:43:14] yeah,

[00:43:15] it's close enough.

[00:43:16] Yeah.

[00:43:16] And boy,

[00:43:17] they really do have that,

[00:43:18] uh,

[00:43:18] nineties,

[00:43:19] you know,

[00:43:19] uh,

[00:43:20] early Rook assault or Osma,

[00:43:22] maybe Osma.

[00:43:23] Yeah.

[00:43:24] There was just all sorts of those influences kind of swirling around a

[00:43:27] little bit of helium,

[00:43:27] maybe some of the,

[00:43:28] some of the guitar.

[00:43:29] I can see that,

[00:43:30] but,

[00:43:30] uh,

[00:43:30] super fucking fun.

[00:43:31] I really got to say,

[00:43:33] I would probably say in the 14,

[00:43:35] 15 years I've been photographing live music in St.

[00:43:38] Louis might be the best looking crowd.

[00:43:41] Oh,

[00:43:42] for sure.

[00:43:42] Everyone was looking good.

[00:43:45] They show up.

[00:43:46] The gals,

[00:43:47] the non-binary pals.

[00:43:48] Everyone looked fucking good.

[00:43:50] Showed up on point.

[00:43:51] I will say.

[00:43:52] Yeah.

[00:43:52] And we're talking everyone from the girly pops to the boyfriends and the

[00:43:58] overalls and the little fisherman wharf beanies.

[00:44:01] They're the size of a teacup.

[00:44:03] Like everyone looked good.

[00:44:04] I wasn't even mad at that.

[00:44:05] Normally I'd be like,

[00:44:06] I don't look at these fucking guys.

[00:44:07] But even though I was like,

[00:44:08] yeah,

[00:44:08] you know,

[00:44:08] it kind of works.

[00:44:09] Are you really going to dress better than like your hot girlfriend with

[00:44:13] her shag mullet?

[00:44:14] No.

[00:44:14] Like,

[00:44:14] no,

[00:44:14] no.

[00:44:15] I can just wear what you wear to your job at Whole Foods.

[00:44:18] Exactly.

[00:44:19] Um,

[00:44:19] and I guess some of them did.

[00:44:20] Cause yeah.

[00:44:21] Yeah.

[00:44:22] The,

[00:44:22] the,

[00:44:23] a lot of the guys did look like dudes I worked with at Whole Foods back in

[00:44:26] the day.

[00:44:27] Oh yeah.

[00:44:27] Um,

[00:44:28] there was a type for sure,

[00:44:29] but,

[00:44:30] uh,

[00:44:30] just like a really good looking crowd and,

[00:44:34] really great energy.

[00:44:35] Oh yeah.

[00:44:36] Which you don't really get in the St.

[00:44:38] Louis.

[00:44:39] It's rare for sure.

[00:44:40] There are bands I have talked to that have played sold out crowds and been

[00:44:43] like,

[00:44:44] did people even want to be here?

[00:44:47] Like,

[00:44:48] God damn.

[00:44:48] Like we played to like 200 people in Lawrence last night and they were

[00:44:51] going to fuck off and we played to a packed room here and it just felt

[00:44:55] dead.

[00:44:55] And I'm like,

[00:44:55] yeah,

[00:44:55] it's St.

[00:44:56] Louis man.

[00:44:56] That's where your ego gets checked.

[00:44:58] Don't worry about Peoria.

[00:44:59] Be worried about St.

[00:45:01] Louis for sure.

[00:45:02] The crowd was incredibly fucking there for,

[00:45:05] uh,

[00:45:07] Margaritas.

[00:45:08] Podrit.

[00:45:09] Podrit.

[00:45:10] Does.

[00:45:11] I would never survive in Mexico,

[00:45:13] but this is a three piece,

[00:45:15] uh,

[00:45:16] punk band from,

[00:45:17] uh,

[00:45:18] Mexico city.

[00:45:19] half their songs are in Spanish.

[00:45:21] Half are in English.

[00:45:22] They do that thing where even if they're singing in language,

[00:45:26] you don't understand,

[00:45:27] like you,

[00:45:27] you still feel like you're getting the emotion.

[00:45:29] You catch the vibe for sure.

[00:45:31] Three young people,

[00:45:32] absolutely fucking whipping ass.

[00:45:33] And I think man can pussy themselves might have been,

[00:45:38] that might've been my favorite set of the year.

[00:45:41] So far.

[00:45:41] You've seen a lot of shows this year.

[00:45:43] So that's pretty impressive.

[00:45:43] And this is also the same week.

[00:45:45] I,

[00:45:45] um,

[00:45:47] photographed Boris psychedelic first,

[00:45:49] right?

[00:45:49] And,

[00:45:50] uh,

[00:45:51] rise against damn.

[00:45:53] Yeah.

[00:45:53] That was a preload week.

[00:45:54] Um,

[00:45:55] preload fucking month.

[00:45:56] Cause this is also like same month.

[00:45:57] I photographed show me the body and high viz,

[00:46:00] um,

[00:46:01] and special interests and a bunch of,

[00:46:03] I photographed way too much music this month.

[00:46:07] Hopefully do a little bit less of it next month,

[00:46:09] but it doesn't look likely.

[00:46:10] Um,

[00:46:11] I think for me,

[00:46:12] it just felt like a homecoming in a way,

[00:46:14] even though man can pussy.

[00:46:15] They're from Philly.

[00:46:17] Well,

[00:46:17] they feel Philly,

[00:46:18] but they've only ever played St.

[00:46:19] Louis like once or twice before.

[00:46:20] And it was like 10 years ago.

[00:46:21] True.

[00:46:21] But for me,

[00:46:22] the first time I saw man can pussy was in 2016,

[00:46:25] opening up for Joyce Maynard and AJJ at the new high tone in Memphis.

[00:46:32] Not too shabby.

[00:46:33] Yeah.

[00:46:33] Too shabby.

[00:46:34] It was a fucking great show.

[00:46:35] The only thing I didn't like about it was that the bar part was smoking,

[00:46:40] but the venue part wasn't,

[00:46:41] but it still just smelled like cigarette smoke.

[00:46:43] That's the one thing I don't like about Tennessee,

[00:46:45] which is probably why I can never live there.

[00:46:47] Yeah.

[00:46:47] It's because they still have smoking indoors.

[00:46:50] Oh yeah.

[00:46:50] That is fucking disgusting.

[00:46:52] But having seen them as like the scrappy opener on a three band tour really had always been kind of taking their lumps a little,

[00:47:04] even though they were getting more and more successful,

[00:47:06] like getting better press,

[00:47:08] doing bigger tours.

[00:47:10] Sure.

[00:47:10] But coming out with this record that just kind of fucking hit and hit hard and really resonated and feeling like it was something that people in their forties and people in their late teens could relate to.

[00:47:26] Like it had like a cross generational appeal.

[00:47:30] Yeah.

[00:47:30] Which if you haven't heard it,

[00:47:31] dear listeners,

[00:47:32] the album is called I Got Heaven.

[00:47:33] It's,

[00:47:34] it's pretty fucking amazing.

[00:47:36] It's,

[00:47:36] it's another band.

[00:47:37] It's another hardcore band making a record.

[00:47:39] It doesn't sound like hardcore,

[00:47:41] which is like a new,

[00:47:42] which is the thing right now.

[00:47:43] It's the style of the time,

[00:47:45] but if they're going to keep making good music,

[00:47:47] I don't see why not being in that photo pit for those first three songs and just hearing all of these young girls on the other side of the barricade,

[00:47:57] like fucking going feral.

[00:48:00] Like,

[00:48:00] like this was the Beatles,

[00:48:02] like insanity,

[00:48:03] like almost being louder than Missy herself through the PA.

[00:48:07] Well,

[00:48:07] I mean,

[00:48:08] I stood at the back of the room and I could still tell there was just like this wave of energy just going in,

[00:48:13] her direction.

[00:48:14] Yeah,

[00:48:15] it was fucking tight.

[00:48:16] And you could tell that they were really feeding off that energy from the crowd.

[00:48:22] And I,

[00:48:23] I'm a little bummed that the first three songs were some of the slower songs.

[00:48:26] I was hoping for something a little quicker.

[00:48:28] Didn't really get the foes I was hoping for.

[00:48:30] I'm pretty happy with what I got,

[00:48:32] but knowing what I've seen other people get at other stops,

[00:48:36] like there was not a lot of like big moves from Missy,

[00:48:40] like pretty,

[00:48:41] pretty conservative for her.

[00:48:43] Um,

[00:48:44] even compared to the time I photographed her many years ago,

[00:48:47] but still,

[00:48:48] I think something that was different that I,

[00:48:52] I don't know how to describe it,

[00:48:53] but there's this thing going on music right now that I just kind of just shorthand call it like the subversive babe.

[00:48:59] Okay.

[00:48:59] And it's a young woman or femme kind of playing to the male gaze.

[00:49:05] Yeah.

[00:49:06] And using that as a way to kind of be subversively feminist.

[00:49:11] Now reclaiming it,

[00:49:13] reclaiming it.

[00:49:13] Yes.

[00:49:13] Taking back the night as it were.

[00:49:16] So like Missy has been pretty much been looking like a smoke show at every single,

[00:49:20] uh,

[00:49:21] stop on this tour all year.

[00:49:23] Complete with the supermodel thing of having a fan in front of her.

[00:49:26] Oh yeah.

[00:49:26] Yeah.

[00:49:26] Her hair up.

[00:49:28] She's worn some really great fucking outfits.

[00:49:31] Um,

[00:49:32] like has even had like some couture made from some like smaller indie,

[00:49:36] uh,

[00:49:37] fashion people and stuff like that for St.

[00:49:40] Louis.

[00:49:40] She wore like a pleather halter top.

[00:49:43] Yeah.

[00:49:43] And a,

[00:49:44] uh,

[00:49:45] like black short pencil skirt.

[00:49:47] I want not,

[00:49:47] maybe not a pencil.

[00:49:48] I'm not,

[00:49:49] don't know too much about women's clothes other than it scares me.

[00:49:52] Somewhere between a pencil and a mini.

[00:49:53] Yeah.

[00:49:54] Um,

[00:49:54] with like ruffled bloomers underneath.

[00:49:57] Well,

[00:49:57] yeah.

[00:49:58] The fan catches you at the wrong angle.

[00:50:00] Sure.

[00:50:01] Sure.

[00:50:01] But I like,

[00:50:02] I noticed that I was going through my,

[00:50:03] like what's the,

[00:50:04] Oh,

[00:50:04] I guess that's her undergarments.

[00:50:06] Okay.

[00:50:06] Whatever.

[00:50:07] And just like went to the next image.

[00:50:09] Right.

[00:50:09] I don't need cheesecake photos.

[00:50:11] Right.

[00:50:11] So very much looking,

[00:50:13] you know,

[00:50:14] a pinup model.

[00:50:15] Yeah.

[00:50:16] Very,

[00:50:16] very picturesque.

[00:50:18] Very much,

[00:50:18] um,

[00:50:19] playing into the male gaze.

[00:50:21] And she spoke,

[00:50:23] I want to say two or three different times in between songs at length.

[00:50:27] And the,

[00:50:28] the first time,

[00:50:30] I believe that she really spoke at length was,

[00:50:32] was talking about,

[00:50:33] you know,

[00:50:34] the word pussy.

[00:50:35] Oh yeah.

[00:50:36] About how they're touring and they're trying to tell people the name of their band.

[00:50:40] And yeah,

[00:50:40] it's just,

[00:50:41] but she's also doing like this very ASMR voice,

[00:50:44] ASMR voice,

[00:50:45] you know,

[00:50:46] Oh,

[00:50:46] everyone's really just,

[00:50:48] they don't like the word pussy.

[00:50:50] And,

[00:50:51] you know,

[00:50:52] and,

[00:50:52] and there's this part where she's like,

[00:50:53] you know,

[00:50:53] and all the boys of it,

[00:50:54] you're feeling really neglected right now.

[00:50:56] So why don't all the boys on the count of three say pussy?

[00:51:02] You know,

[00:51:02] one,

[00:51:03] two,

[00:51:03] three,

[00:51:03] and they hear a bunch of men saying pussy.

[00:51:07] And she's like,

[00:51:07] do you feel seen now?

[00:51:09] Do you feel okay?

[00:51:11] I'm like,

[00:51:11] this is fucking great.

[00:51:13] Oh yeah.

[00:51:14] But I feel like,

[00:51:16] like Katie Alice Greer with priests,

[00:51:18] I feel kind of played into that.

[00:51:20] And I definitely feel that Amy from animal and the sniffers plays into that from a different direction.

[00:51:25] Sure.

[00:51:25] I feel like what Missy's doing right now with mannequin pussy is kind of a combination to both because there was also a time where she spent about,

[00:51:34] I want to say at least five,

[00:51:36] 10 minutes just talking about how fucked up the country is and like,

[00:51:40] you know,

[00:51:41] about what's going on in Gaza.

[00:51:44] And,

[00:51:44] um,

[00:51:44] probably the most nakedly political I've seen someone with such a sold out crowd be in a while.

[00:51:51] Yeah.

[00:51:51] Using your platform to say some real shit.

[00:51:53] And where I was at,

[00:51:54] I was in the,

[00:51:55] on the second,