Jimmies Have Indeed Been Rustled

[00:00:00] Hi, do you have Battletoads? Do I have what? Battletoads. What the hell is this Battletoads? Me and a couple other people were asking for it. Well, you want someone out there and get it then.

[00:00:11] Blurin' Jihad Bingbus. That's right. Get on the golden path, motherfucker. Here we go.

[00:01:15] It's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. I'm Jason. That's Bryan. What a month. We were off last week because I was sick to a point where I could not speak. So, not much of a podcast. Yeah. If it's just Bryan. Nothing personal. It's just the two of us. It's just, yeah. I'm just not that cares back anymore. It's not that. It's not that at all. It's a two-hander. It's a two-maner.

[00:01:37] It takes two hands to swallow this hog. Exactly right. So, first up on our What's Hot Classic for this week, I was stunned by this as well, but TechCrunch.com reporting this. You can no longer Google the word disregard. We're going to test this live. Okay? Okay. When you enter into Google, the word disregard. Now, this has been fixed apparently, but originally when this was posted about a week ago, okay, Google rolled out a completely new search experience.

[00:02:06] This is according to Russell Brandom who wrote this article for TechCrunch. Russell Brand? No, different guy. Different guy. It says, foregrounding AI summaries and kicking the traditional 10 blue links far down the page. But the sheer scale of Google search means there's lots of edge cases the company doesn't seem to have considered. For instance, and here's a screenshot of it, this is what you get if you type the word disregard into Google search.

[00:02:30] What you get is the AI overview, the word disregard, and how to pronounce it. But then it says, understood, let me know whenever you have a new prompt or question. And then way at the bottom is the actual search result from Merriam-Webster for the word disregard. Yeah. I do hate that the fucking AI prompt that shows up when you Google something is actually not worthless now. Eh.

[00:03:00] It's not great, but there are times where it's like, oh, this was exactly what I was looking for. And I kind of hate that it worked. Mm-hmm. But there's also times where, you know, it, where it was doing a year or two ago. What does it mean? The, uh, count your chickens before they're hatching. And it's just like, well, this is an old, uh, Slovakian term used to describe when, when children would go to school and have to eat lunch. Mm-hmm.

[00:03:27] And they'd have to eat, uh, eat the, the eggs before they hatched. And you're just like, huh? Yeah. Or how many rocks can I eat? And it would tell you, oh, you can eat a rock a day. Rock a day. Or, uh, is it possible to run off a cliff and only fall if you look down and stuff, you know? Yeah. Should I walk or drive to the car wash? You know, that type of stuff. Hell yeah. Thankfully, it looks like this has been patched. Russell continues here. I have been a professional tech journalist for nearly 15 years.

[00:03:57] And before today, I cannot think of a single time when a Bing search result was more valuable than the Google equivalent. There really is a first time for everything. Yeesh. Well, speaking of AI and disregarding. Hello, I'm Mr. Beast. Uh-huh. And today we're gonna find out how many children I can molest. That's right. We're here in Liberty, Missouri. Oh no! Oh! Outside of, we've, uh, we've bought the closed down Catholic summer camp. Go on. No.

[00:04:27] So this is 404 Media, Emanuel Mayberg writing, Streamer real-time deepfakes himself into Mr. Beast says he loves, quote, touching little boys. Yep. Uh, an app that allows users to deepfake their appearance in real time has predictably resulted in a streamer making non-consensual and potentially defamatory content. Specifically, the streamer made himself look like Mr. Beast and said, I love touching little boys pee-pees.

[00:04:54] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sam Pepper, a British internet personality known for videos and streams in which he embarrasses people with so-called pranks. That's the best diss in this entire article, by the way, with so-called pranks. And who has been banned from multiple platforms used the real-time deepfake app called Delulu on Kick. Initially, he made himself look like Jeffrey Epstein. Here's the video from that stream. It starts with him as Epstein and then he switches to MrBeast.

[00:05:23] What's up, guys? Today, we're going to be giving away $10 billion. I love touching little boy Peeps. Proportionately, you can see it looks wonky, and I'm sure part of it is that his webcam is wide-angle. So you get a little bit of a stretch there outside of the center. It's not convincing necessarily if you're really looking, but if you're not,

[00:05:50] and you don't know what Mr. Beast sounds like, you might be fooled. Maybe. Maybe. The deepfake stuff's really upsetting, in a way, in that we're destroying reality in a way that's either productive or funny. Every once in a while it's funny. I mean, yes, like the Balenciaga Harry Potter stuff. Sure. Because that took someone having, in my opinion, at least a fucking thought. There was an idea. There was a riff. I mean, to some Harry, Balenciaga is only the next great adventure. Sure.

[00:06:22] But there were times I've sat there and I was just thinking to myself, like, there's no good or evil, only Balenciaga. Those two scared the wheel there, whatever the line is. Yeah, yeah. Like, that took a thought. Or some of the AI music, right? There's riffs and jokes that they're doing, or there's bits, and like, it feels like it was written by a person and then just kicked into being using the AI. But even so... Well, you know, like Cities by Diana. Yeah. A lot of her stuff is just taking existing stuff and mashing it together.

[00:06:51] Sure. But it's taking, like, this, at least the aesthetic of AI, you know, brain slot, and making this coherently incoherent piece of... Art might be giving it a little too much credit, but making this piece of media. It's nihilistic and weird and just like, I support the woke agenda. You know, woke won the woke Olympics. Everyone's smiley, smiley piercings are now mandatory. Yeah. But yeah, this is just ridiculous. It's an app called Delulu.

[00:07:19] Delulu. It's one of many AI products from a company called Descartes. They've raised $450 million in several rounds of funding, by the way, from venture capital firms like Sequoia and Benchmark. It also makes an AI generator called Mirage LSD, a real-time AI model called Lucy2, but not good. I love how they got an update from Twitch, even though that's not where he was streaming. The creator in question, says Twitch, has been suspended from Twitch since 2018.

[00:07:47] Twitch told me in an email, we have numerous policies in place to protect against impersonation and harassment. The content described is a clear violation of those rules. Yeah. Well, speaking of AI and other nonsense, there is apparently a trend among WWE people on YouTube to use AI for summaries, but then the AI goes a little wonky. This here, according to Gizmodo, headline,

[00:08:11] WWE videos made by a glitching AI that sounds like it's being strangled are the future of entertainment. Mike Pearl here. Yeah, he says,

[00:08:39] And for a lot of people, the answer this year seems to be, Not quite. The show will happen. The stadium will likely fill up one way or another.

[00:09:20] What? song yeah it's like when he when when he when he realized that he could like ratchet fucking hi-hats and shit and make stuff sound glitchy by mixing around with like time uh by the uh bpm and stuff like that so the actual channel in question by the way is joeliza wwe about 3k 3 000 subscribers 132 videos exist from a month ago here's a little clip of rick flair sends a chilling message to

[00:09:47] triple h after wwe banned rick flair's removal from roots of fight now makes more sense with the clothing company set to unveil a wwe partnership what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what did you know the click at the spot no i just picked a random spot

[00:10:17] yeah it's hypnotic it's so upsetting and weird and funny yeah oh boy uh it's a hoot indeed maniacal z also posting on blue sky here's another clip uh from same joe liza wwe triple h finally reveals the reason gunther got released from wwe and this clip is probably one of my favorite ones

[00:10:41] crumbled overnight this wasn't just a minor setback what what what what what what what what what what what what it's the drunk guy trying to pronounce worse to sure he's just

[00:11:05] uh for me nothing funnier the gizmodo article does say apparently this is a pattern others have noticed that other videos from this user have the same glitch and it has to do with the pronunciation of wwe as soon as a wwe starts coming into the picture it flips out so far no one has reported exactly who is doing this how the voice generator goes so catastrophically awry and why the glitchy videos

[00:11:33] are still online occam's razor suggests someone is spamming the youtube algorithm possibly on hijacked accounts and just hoping to be picked up by viewers with autoplay on one of the accounts posting these videos used to post what looks like a personal content in turkish about 18 years ago then went dormant then about a month ago it started posting wwe documentaries with lengths ranging from 20 minutes

[00:11:57] to an hour depending on how long the strangulation noises drag on at the rate of about one per day one perceptive youtube commenter seemed to understand the danger of these videos posting quote make sure to delete this from your watch history y'all because then you're just gonna get more it's all it all sounds like donald duck blowjob that's how i sounded last week that's why we didn't record one last story to leave you with for

[00:12:25] a what's that classic this one's just funny on its face from the guardian the headline patagonia sues drag queen patagonia for trademark infringement outdoor clothing company is suing u.s environmentalist drag performer for one dollar plus legal fees claiming quote we wish we didn't have to do this the reason well uh win wiley who performs as patagonia filed a trademark application in

[00:12:51] september to use the brand patagonia to sell clothing and to prevent environmental activism but of course patagonia company says it would irreparably harm its brand for that to be a thing the full quote we wish we didn't have to do this and actively engaged with patty for several years to avoid this it has become necessary to protect the brand we have spent the last 50 years building we want patty to have a long and

[00:13:17] successful career and make progress on issues that matter but in a way that respects patagonia's intellectual property and so forth but in a way that respects patagonia's intellectual property and ability to use our to use our brand to sell products and advocate for the environment fair enough i'm gonna say that the former is more important than the latter to them yeah it feels like they definitely

[00:13:43] it's in the right order in the sentence for sure sell products okay but yeah i just love patty's pictures they're just they're great didn't they just do like a long ass walk or hike or some shit it did something like that was like damn okay but this this feels a lot like uh the south butt oh yeah no i mean that's exactly what it is yeah patty raising 1.2 million with a drag hike

[00:14:08] trekking up the california coast in drag 102 miles that was back in december from point reyes national seashore to the golden gate bridge 37 35 000 donations 35 700 individual donations i should say went from backpacking directly to the drag show selling out a 2500 person venue as an independent drag artist in san fran well you know it was gonna happen you know it had to happen eventually oh god we crypto

[00:14:36] scamming me our crypto scamming of the weekend you're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's time for the crypto scam of the week courtesy of our friends at the block timmy shen reporting ongoing important there ongoing exploit drains 11.6 million from versus ethereum bridge so it says here defi protocol versus verus i keep saying versus is facing an ongoing exploit

[00:15:03] targeting its ethereum bridge that's drained roughly 11.58 million so far security platform blockade reported the attack peck shield reported that the bridge has been drained for 103.6 tbtc 1625 eth and 147 000 usdc it added the attackers subsequently swapped the stolen assets for 5402 eth which is where we get the 11.4 million huh peck shield did note that the attacker's address was initially funded

[00:15:33] by one eth via tornado cash 14 hours prior not great tail as old as time it's true so apparently how this happened was they sent a low value transaction to the contract called a function to have the bridge contract batch transfer the reserve assets straight to the drainer highly likely says go plus another security company to be cross-chain message validation slash signature

[00:15:57] forgery withdrawal logic bypass or access control fall all that means is that verus uh is on some weak bullshit their code is not strong and they will not survive the winter that is what i'm saying yeah that's uh i mean she's 11 million i mean i've heard verus but i don't know too much about them but like kind of miss the old days of like the safe moon buffoonery it was dumb but it was also

[00:16:23] like interesting yeah there was a narrative there was drama there was i think in a way it shows i in a way to me like the death of crypto culture is being a thing because most of what we find you know like what i send you is like oh this is a wallet drainer or something like that that happens to have like a little something different i'm not saying we should stop doing crypto scan of the week

[00:16:51] but i mean i get it if you were to say that that would make total sense because yeah it's starting to feel like feels like we're kind of feeling we're just hitting like the same three notes over and over again i know yeah i feel like i i see that there was a better class of criminal yeah i mean really most of the criminals now are just you know in the white house

[00:17:16] hashtag uh smoke fleet or whatever smoke feet i don't know uh it was liam nissan on twitter he was like oh we're gonna stay on twitter and we're gonna make this like super lived out thing called smoke fleet and it was the dumbest thing i've seen in a minute i'm so confused don't worry about it i don't want to get into it here it's a whole thing

[00:17:40] that's right our main topic this week it is 10 years ago today sergeant pepper taught his band to play no it is actually 10 years ago today that a zoo shot a gorilla may 28th 2016 2016 where were you when harambe was was killed yeah um let's see may 20th 2016 i would be i've been

[00:18:04] three years into my job uh probably sitting in a unventilated room with a really gross dude who farts a lot breathe in silicone fumes oh yeah the whole bit i was in portland visiting my brother okay and uh you know my birthday's on the 27th right happy birthday thank you turns out harambe was also born on the same day as me may 27th i think it was in 1999 interesting yeah i didn't

[00:18:34] realize that he was also a gemini oh but you know uh getting murdered because someone thought you were gonna kill a child feels like gemini behavior a little bit a little bit it's a little messy i mean we're we're like that just because i can doesn't mean i will but yeah i was like visiting my brother and i want to say like i think it might have been the thing i i saw before we went to the ice cream

[00:18:59] shop that was like in this very hip part of town that was like yeah there's this like thai restaurant that's really popular and they got so popular that they bought the bar across the street oh yeah so when you go there you like when you they give you like the little coaster thing and then you go across the street to drink until your food's until their your table's open i'm like oh that's complicated but this is the ice cream store i feel like i've told the story before where the guy

[00:19:22] farted on me oh god yeah jesus fart on me and then he was really mean to all of like the grimes haircut girls that were working at the ice cream shop and all had like full bush under their arms full bush out summer hell yeah and mad to reek of bo that was like one thing i will say in portland is like for the crunchy weirdness that goes there is a town that does not have a lot of air conditioning

[00:19:47] oof and so everything everyone's just you just fucking drink you just drown in your own fucking stank but like yeah the guy farted on me yeah the harambe died and some dude who looked like he was like the night clerk at a video store just like farted on me because me and my brother were being too funny in line well then i saw that kaya mexican restaurant the next day have i told you this part i don't think so so it was this is the first time i ever ate like a hip restaurant where like there

[00:20:15] was garage doors that rolled open the it's like the front patio oh god the face like the street my brother was like oh this is a really great place they got really good margaritas and we go there and the bartender is like yeah this isn't actually like a place i normally work and all the regular staff are like on a weekend flip trip because it's memorial day weekend right so it's just like a bunch of like industry friends like helping out so like still good but you know i'm like oh cool so

[00:20:44] it was just very okay yeah but i remember at one point like waiting for our check i'm looking out the window and all of a sudden this this fucking bald hipster dude or balding hipster dude like sticks his head peers in and me being a little turnt i just go hey that's the guy that farted on me yesterday and he like his eyes get real fucking big and he just like basically sprints out of you jesus

[00:21:08] so anyways that was my harambe experience okay yeah i experienced it online like a lot of people a little bit of the biography of harambe by the way from britannica.com it's always nice to see them show up as a source a silverback western lowland gorilla born may 27th 1999 yeah at the gladys porter zoo in brownsville texas following his birth the zoo held the naming contest for the gorilla the winner

[00:21:35] dan van capanel suggested the name randam valante yeah i know i had to do a double take there for a second suggested the name harambe based on the swahili word harambee which is defined as pull together after listening to a song of the same name by jamaican singer rita marley a former wife of bob marley so he was moved to the cincinnati zoo in september of 2014 at the age of 15 to socialize

[00:22:01] and breed with other gorillas they are critically endangered western lowland and at the time of his death he was just one of 100 000 gorillas of his subspecies they do typically live between 30 and 40 years old in the wild and can survive in captivity for more than 15 years may 28th 2016 harambe was just 17 years old having celebrated his birthday the day before what happened then was a three-year-old crawled through the barrier of the enclosure he's been reported as three and four years old depending

[00:22:31] on what source you have i believe the corrected version is that he was three so you want you want to know my hot take on this yeah so there's a hundred thousand of these gorillas give me take right how many children are there exactly yeah i've you know yeah think about it how about that you like what you see america you better like it there's gonna be a whole lot less gorillas and we keep going the greg the greg the male gorilla

[00:22:56] the great gorilla replacement the great the children should not replace us that's right that's right so yeah a three-year-old climbed through the barrier of the gorilla enclosure and fell 10 feet into the moat what followed was caught on video yeah i don't know if i need to see a monkey

[00:23:20] die yeah i know oh wait wait wait i'm sorry this is the zach d films recreation all the all you know 3d one okay here's the very short version a three-year-old boy accidentally fell into a gorilla enclosure while looking at the zoo animals he landed in the water helpless and terrified then a massive silverback gorilla named harambe slowly approached harambe grabbed the boy and dragged him across the

[00:23:45] enclosure for nearly 10 to 15 terrifying minutes people watched in shock frozen in fear his mother screamed for help begging someone to save her child harambe had lived at the zoo for 17 years and was loved by visitors and caretakers he had even celebrated his birthday the day before but in a split second decision zoo officials took action a single shot echoed and harambe collapsed everyone saw it happen

[00:24:10] but the question remains was it justified was it justified well that was the question right a lot of people had had questions the cincinnati zoo took action and and the zookeepers shot the gorilla dead in a statement day after the incident cincinnati zoo director thane maynard first of all thane maynard fuck yeah said the following our first response was to call the gorillas out of the exhibits the two females complied but harambe did not it's important to note that with the child still in the exhibit

[00:24:37] tranquilizing the 450 pound gorilla was not an option tranquilizers do not take effect for several minutes and the child was in imminent danger on top of that the impact from the dart could agitate the animal and cause the situation to get so much worse and many people this according to an article from the mirror in the uk by scott campbell maybe three days after the incident who are michelle gregg and

[00:25:02] deon dickerson parents a boy who fell into gorilla enclosure pictured couple facing neglect charges as tens of thousands sign online petition calling for them to be quote held responsible for their actions of not supervising their child this is definitely people who do not have a three-year-old having had two three-year-olds i can tell you they get into some shit it's a three-year-old sure they're gonna go places where they're not supposed to go and get some uh endangered animals murdered absolutely

[00:25:28] absolutely that's why uh that's why you can't take the kids uh to the elephant exhibit yeah not anymore so at the time you know they were 32 and 37 they got four kids and they're facing charges of neglect according to police reports father has a lengthy criminal history yada yada yada that that that's such like blame the parent kind of shit mom was a cincinnati preschool administrator and got a lot of flack for it she did say after the fact you know accidents can happen

[00:25:54] that's very true responding on facebook shortly after the incident she said i want to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers today what started off as a wonderful day turned into a scary one for those of you who have seen the news or been on social media that was my son that fell in the gorilla exhibit at the zoo god protected my child until the authorities were able to get to him my son is safe and was able to walk away with a concussion and a few scrapes no broken bones or internal injuries as a society we are quick to judge how a parent could take their eyes off

[00:26:23] their child and if anyone knows me i keep a tight watch on my kids accidents happen but i'm thankful that the right people were in the right place today police confirmed they were investigating whether to charge them with neglect thousands of people signing online petitions saying they should be held held responsible for their actions one twitter user wrote they don't even name who it was so so a beautiful innocent gorilla has to die because neglectful parents can't control their kids

[00:26:47] mankind sucks frowny face hashtag harambe hashtag cincinnati zoo oh i think that was drill oh well that makes sense yeah absolutely the memes continue to build people went completely feral about this know your meme has an amazing dissection of the spread including weird twitter we mentioned drill turning him into a meme unironically featuring him alongside photos of prince david bowie and muhammad

[00:27:14] ali because all those three had died that year uh here is yeah it's got bowie it's got prince harambe muhammad ali and kimbo slice kimbo slice okay thank you june 1st the same year a facebook page titled afl memes that's the australian football league posted two image macros comparing the gorilla to adam goodes a retired professional australian rules football player of indigenous ancestry who was controversially called an ape by a 13 year old in 2013 so here's a photo here is a photo of harambe and says

[00:27:43] r.i.p adam goodes people went nuts for that as well our real thing the thing that still sticks out har har for me brandon brandon wardell that's right yeah at sexual jumanji posted a selfie in which he's shown pointing a replica firearm at the camera with the caption we come in with them dicks out to avenge harambe and then brandon wardell tweeted the phrase dicks out for harambe this really went

[00:28:09] some odd places i think was danny trejo they got danny trejo on video yeah because yeah that was it was vine we talked about vine a while back of course the bass drop for oh yep bass drop for harambe hungry cody made a song on edm track they're hoaguing they're joking

[00:28:40] dicks out for harambe yeah you know i remember it even got to the point where people were like is this dicks out for harambe thing like a way of like making fun of like black lives matters oh that was one that got flowed around a few times in my social circles and i was like i'm not saying that ain't

[00:29:06] happening but i don't know if that's like how you gotta engage every like dicks out for harambe meme or or a harambe meme in general i'm not saying that there aren't any out there because yeah i mean it's the fucking internet and the internet's terrible but i don't know if that's like the default mode right tension august 20th the thane maynard got his shit hacked by a guy

[00:29:31] went by at prom vandalizing his feed with hashtags and jokes uh one of which reads harambe one cincinnati zoo zero the associated press the big story here this was august of 2016 headline harambe lives killed zoo gorilla gets a second life online julie carsmith and dan sewell they say he was reaching for his license and registration he's reaching for the zookeeper's gun

[00:30:02] oh suicide by zookeeper okay so oh boy they planted that child on him exactly uh by the way the county prosecutor in cincinnati did say no cause for charging the parents with neglect so that was good they reopened the zoo exhibit with a higher reinforced barrier but the zoo's hopes have been countered by all the continued reminders quote we are not amused by the memes petitions and signs

[00:30:28] about harambe thane maynard cincinnati zoo director said by email our zoo family is still healing and constant mention of harambe makes moving forward more difficult for us we are honoring harambe by redoubling our gorilla conservation efforts and encouraging others to join us yeah on change.org this says social media users like to satirize controversies never forget hashtag harambe read

[00:30:54] posts accompanying harambe's photos superimposed on sculptures above cityscapes among famous dead people some twitter users routinely add the hashtag r.i.p harambe even to posts that have nothing to do with him he has surfaced in rewritten song lyrics comedians acts at sporting events and in rap songs on change.org a recent search again this is that same year turned up 253 references to harambe

[00:31:18] they include the early justice for harambe petition and the recent petition to rename the cincinnati bangles the harambes which has received more than 21 000 signatures others won a harambe emoji a harambe character in pokemon goal to clone harambe even to canonize him that's right to make him a catholic saint i'm sorry motherfucker didn't perform any miracles wcpo tv web editor james leggett recently

[00:31:46] declared that enough was enough by starting an online petition to end the online petitions for harambe quote at first the petitioners had good intentions he wrote but then the goofuses of the internet hopped on the harambe train for their jollies and it has gotten out of control please don't say jollies to me ever but the jimmies have been rustled jimmies have indeed been rustled truly ridiculous ashley burn former director for peta said trolls poking fun and animal rights

[00:32:15] activists seem to be in a distinct minority when it comes to harambe this tragic incident really did start a new conversation she said most people who saw the video came away with a great degree of empathy for animals forced to live in captivity and folks it continues right there are people leaving that piers morgan posting rip harambe a magnificent gorilla dies because a zoo failed to make its barriers safe p-duck chiming in right celebrities expressing their responses let's hear here lisa vanderpump oh

[00:32:45] boy oh the poor gorilla he did nothing wrong if you watch the video so sad as a mother i would have jumped into katie sackhoff oh boy it's sad battle star galactica she played starbuck it saddens me to no end that a gorilla had to be put down because of an irresponsible parent however you look at it it's just sad pierce morgan taking their eye off the ball but no child should ever be able to crawl in a gorilla compound zelda williams how was the gorilla enclosure not childproof people did go completely

[00:33:14] bonkers daily dot reporting harambe the gorilla lives on and beautifully tasteless memes here it is harambe on the hood of a pt cruiser at hector the g places i couldn't wait to jump into as a kid's a bounce house a tram by vampoline a ball pit and then of course the gorilla enclosure at hams and castle vaping dragon i think it's touching that after 2016 ad they're going to start

[00:33:36] over with one a h after harambe at based jesus ever since harambe died shit ain't been the same based jesus cool yeah we really um beat this fucker into the ground me really did dicks out of course of course always and forever and uh fucking brandon wardell i know i forgot sexual jumanji what does that even mean buddy but here's buzzfeed reporting because of course they had to

[00:34:06] three teenagers ohio teen max britton and a couple of his friends chris gallagher and mataj nujic in a scheme to prank google into honoring the fallen ape in google maps they continue to report the road going into their their high school shanklin road willoughby ohio reported an error in the street's name and continue to say it's harambe road it's harambe drive it's harambe drive and they

[00:34:31] eventually did get it to be changed on google maps there is a photo of it that i like we sent complaints to google maps saying shanklin road was actually harambe drive and they changed it i'm screaming a couple a lot of people responding life is harambe i want to drive it all night long harambe doesn't drive because he's dead now all of that to say uh the memes you know they went out for a long while

[00:34:56] some memes very good some of them very bad very bad like for example the fact that in the 2016 election again harambe was killed in may the election was in november the 2016 election 11 000 people wrote in for president harambe 11 000 of course tasteless non-joke enjoyers online said something like over 11 000 people voted for harambe harambe is a dead gorilla those 11 000 votes would have saved our

[00:35:26] country hashtag election night an ebay seller a year later was uh apparently posted a bidding for a cheeto that resembled harambe sold for 99 000 yeah cincinnati bengals defensive end sam hubbard in 2022 said his team is going to try to win super bowl 56 for harambe he was on pardon my take so that's the place for jokes i'm sorry you're on pardon my take i'm gonna say some shit that was the

[00:35:55] last big meme about harambe until that's right folks the white house the white house i want off this fucking ride yesterday i saw this and i know they're just like flooding the zone and and crane as much noise as much bullshit as possible but really dudes yep the official white house twitter account today we remember a legend tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him 10 years since the world

[00:36:20] stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme he became a symbol of loyalty strength chaos unity and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause never forgetting harambe everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news and somehow a decade later his legacy lives on gone but never forgotten rests easy to a true patriot the lale lale lale lo i mean really

[00:36:51] telling you dude john matt john man harambe fucking white house dude to quote logan roy these are not serious people i can't i i can't fucking like i just don't know man this was clearly fucking written by grok or whatever it's like not good it goes on for a really long time and it's not funny or cute or anything

[00:37:14] it's nothing this is a nothing post 20 million people saw this fucking post you know just fucking the elder scrolls one is pretty good though yeah the uh with this character's death the threat of prophecy is severed well i mean 2016 a lot of people do point to that as like well america's kind of done with yeah that was a pretty weird year man oh yeah and apparently there is this this is true george w

[00:37:38] bush meeting with kayla mother of harambe there's a photo oh yep yes okay at least according to business insider photograph from 1998 shows george w bush met kayla harambe's mother at the gladys porter zoo in brownsville texas esquire through a twitter user who goes by the name lib crusher oh yeah of course lib crusher the business insider piece was george w bush planning the murder of the unborn harambe when

[00:38:04] he met with kayla the gorilla in 1998 was kayla in on it too did the bush administration orchestrate the death of harambe as some sort of false flag operation meant to distract from the death of cecil the lion the year before there was a lion that's right yeah who uh who was 13 years old and was killed in the hangway national park in zimbabwe yeah that geez okay yeah we are going down

[00:38:29] the fucking rabbit hole i'm telling you so it's interesting as a cultural phenomenon i think it was an incredibly stupid time to be on the internet i mean it was folks a couple years into this harambe guy all the mexicans killed harambe you know it's just i know they're not sending over their best lowland gorillas yeah god imagine dying in cincinnati man yeah i mean sounds bleak bury me at the skyline

[00:38:57] chili factory yeah in loving memory of harambe a senseless death 1990 1999 to 2016 yeah uh we killed the fucking gorilla folks to save some ungrateful ass who would now be a 14 year old my fucking friend harambe he died fucking died well dick's out dick's out i don't know man there's just it's one of those things and i think for all its faults encyclopedia dramatica's uh editors at that

[00:39:25] point were right to say it was a forced meme um not really funny no i mean like the danny trejo stuff like the fucking dancing gorilla video like sure there's some it's funny adjacent it's not funny on its own i think is the problem it's not funny that if a kid you know no no it's like uh funny and like a surreal apathetic way well like the ones where it's you know harambe about to tell the four-year-old

[00:39:51] damaging information he has about i have information that could lead to the rest of hillary clinton yeah i mean that's not bad i don't hate that they're the day trejo dicks out for harambe i mean look if you get danny trejo on the right day he'll say whatever you want uh he's a nice guy he'll say whatever i'm sure he was busy filming the muppets movie he wasn't really paying attention to that when his mother died and kermit had to comfort him i'm really sorry about your friend harambe

[00:40:19] yeah thanks kermit i've been really feeling really down man well it's not easy being blue in fact it's not easy being green not easy having a fat prick either i'm sorry that's all i always want to danny trejo do you like what you see yeah you want to see it squirt yeah i got five minutes what the fuck

[00:40:50] danny trejo uh stuck in a situation like like kermit the frog is louis ck and he's like okay i guess i guess i'll watch these muppets make me watch him jerk off huh well uh i guess that means it's time for the end of the show yeah oh boy goodbye everybody that's right well what we do at this time is we always tell people where to find us we tell people where to find us online

[00:41:17] you know one of these days far from this episode i think we should just end the episode just like that without warning or context just this is implying that we've done ai the whole it's been ai the whole entire time exactly uh anyway where where can people find you online brian oh gosh you want to find me

[00:41:40] online you can go over to uh i shucky debor on uh twitter and blue sky you can find me on instagram at amusicphotographer you can also find my highly neglected sub stack um amusicphotographer.substack.com you can also go to theartsstl.com the last and only good me a website left in screwy saint louis i think that's i think that's all my pluggables man where can they where can they tell you to put your

[00:42:08] dick out for harambe oh boy you can do that in many places place i'm at the most is of course blue sky video crime i'm also on twitter but you know not really doing much other than promoting the show pretty much anywhere there's a video crime letterbox places like that that's where i'm going to be a lot of little stuff on letterbox for me to add you know recently you'll get to read about it it's gonna be fun other than that you can find me on a podcast that's not this one it's called submitted for the approval of the midnight pals there i play a fictionalized version of horror icon

[00:42:36] stephen king love you steve see two seasons are out you can enjoy them all at your leisure it's midnight-pals.simplecast.com or anywhere podcasts are sold just search midnight pals you can get in contact with this show in a number of ways my personal favorite is the telephone 314-246-9766 that's 314 ahoy poo if you like to spell with your telephone give us a call yeah shoot us a text yeah whatever it is you feel like doing tell us where you were when you first heard that harambe

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[00:43:33] dogs there you will find our post show hangout called thanks i hate it and a bunch of other cool stuff post show hangout we've got the shock to jpeg best of which i know i know i'm falling behind on and so much more there for you on the old patreon patreon.com slash four eight minutes of dogs as we always say at this time namaste good luck good money a good gut fucking dicks out for harambe who ate all the pussy if you see someone chocolate no you fucking didn't and mark rothko is a better artist than you will ever be good night