Episode 97 : Unsolicited Finger in Anus

[00:00:00] You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh. There was

[00:00:08] a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

[00:00:14] Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy.

[00:00:18] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:26] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes

[00:00:44] of Dogs Barking.

[00:00:46] So I just want to say R.I.P. To the President of Iran. He talked about it so far. He's

[00:00:56] me it was okay to be weird. My first gig was opening for him.

[00:01:00] My first gig was opening for the president of Iran. It was really weird. I was at Zany's

[00:01:05] in Cincinnati. Yeah. Yeah. And they just need, they just need a guy, they just need a road

[00:01:09] guy who can come in and do a hot 20. Yeah. He's in the back, uh, burring a Torah. Oh

[00:01:15] sure. Uh, and that was like, oh my time's up guys. Great. Yeah. Uh, I'll be over

[00:01:19] by the booth over there. I got some CDs and I want Bonnie's CDs. But it's what

[00:01:22] I got. They put me up in the cool little like, uh, sweet kind of thing. The people never buy

[00:01:26] CDs on the road. Oh yeah. But, uh, but yeah, I mean, he was a real one to the day he died.

[00:01:31] Like I, uh, on his last FM just minutes before that, just minutes before the helicopter

[00:01:36] crashed in the fog. Yeah. He, uh, his last FM all scrawbled, uh, the new single from Ice Spice,

[00:01:43] uh, Gate Tony USA. Oh yeah? Yeah. So he was a real one. Okay. Okay. He was a real one.

[00:01:52] He loved that fart box. She's so nasty with it. She, she, that's come on. I don't know what,

[00:02:01] what is, what nationality is this woman? Just want to fucking do it. RFT fucking. Yeah. I

[00:02:08] I feel really weird being the one person being like good speaking as a former musician.

[00:02:15] Oh, I was speaking to someone that has life ruined by a former error in chief of theirs.

[00:02:19] Fair. I always felt like the RFT was a game you had to play. Oh, and it was, it was,

[00:02:26] they're like taste makers knowledge it, but their tastes kind of sucked. Yeah. And so, um,

[00:02:32] I always felt like the music department, um, how shall I put this? Didn't really have their

[00:02:37] finger on the pulse. Uh, Angelusky, Angelusky cared more about what was cool in LA.

[00:02:43] Right. What was cool in St. Louis because I would only mean her did not get along as you

[00:02:46] can imagine. Oh yeah, same. A lot of people didn't like her. Um, we're glad that she left.

[00:02:53] She used to come into the Kedobai I worked at in the Delmar live because RFT and I'm like who's,

[00:02:58] she had some sort of degenerative disease. Right. So she had to get around with a cane.

[00:03:04] But I used to always be like, who's this goofy lady with a cane is an absolute asshole.

[00:03:09] Everyone here. And then you find out later. Found out years later. Oh, that's the, but

[00:03:14] after she left as, as that editor,

[00:03:17] she did the, she did the famous St. Louis fail up like what he, now he's like K rock and

[00:03:23] he was, I think has probably set gay rights in St. Louis back decades just by his mooring zoo alone.

[00:03:30] But she like was like, what would she do? Um,

[00:03:33] she did a 33 and a third book about the Durandurant album Rio.

[00:03:37] Right. That's the big, and I read that and I was like, you know what, this is better than

[00:03:40] anything she wrote for the decade that she was here. Yeah. Well, she, um, but she, yeah,

[00:03:46] never really seemed to care about music and sing. It was always, always, always her name

[00:03:51] droppings. Oh, they're really big in LA and it's like, cool. They're playing the 20 people at

[00:03:55] the Firebird. Right. Yeah, they're not. And then you find out like, oh, the reason they're

[00:03:59] big is because like their like mom is like someone big at Disney. Yes. The blue Wikipedia link

[00:04:06] bands. Yeah. Yeah. But Kieran was great. Yeah. He was only there for a couple of years. He went

[00:04:12] on to the alt weekly in Denver. I loved Kieran and I think Daniel Hill started off strong.

[00:04:20] But yeah, I think part of that is cause he was in a thrash band, you know, like he kind of knew

[00:04:24] what was what. But he also was like delivering pizzas beforehand. True. I think he had

[00:04:29] understanding what was going on a lot more than, than Annie or Kieran. Kieran was just

[00:04:34] like a good writer and was really trying to understand what St. Louis was about. Right.

[00:04:38] Daniel came in kind of a built in experience and I think he hit the ground running. I think

[00:04:44] it was also happy to have like health insurance. Well, yeah, that's a big one. Yeah. What writer

[00:04:48] isn't happy to help. Yeah. And you know, this is a guy that Daniel wrote some really great stuff

[00:04:53] and shepherd and some really great stuff. I think he got complacent. Honestly,

[00:04:58] I think the RFT was mismanaged for a large part of the last 10 years. Yeah. Anyone that was

[00:05:03] ever in a position to actually fix the RFT was I would think a craven asshole or like a VC guy.

[00:05:12] Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's just another example of venture capital kind of just not understanding

[00:05:17] what something is about the guy from big Lou media where the fuck is called like he's been

[00:05:23] ducking everyone now. I never heard anything good about him. I never heard anything good about

[00:05:30] anything basically since Village Voice. Anyways, it's four eight minutes of Brian bitching.

[00:05:38] I'm the titular bitching Brian and I got my boy bitching Jason over here. I'm bitching.

[00:05:44] Yeah. Jason wearing his Hawaiian shirt. It's the Star Wars Hawaiian shirt. The Star Wars Hawaiian

[00:05:50] shirt. Big hit around this household. Daddy, where are the shirts that makes women not talk to you?

[00:05:57] I already do son. What do you mean? What do you mean? I've been wearing this shirt my whole life.

[00:06:02] You have to narrow it down for me. One day when he's older, now the shirt belongs to you.

[00:06:09] Yeah, I passed this along to him as a. Pass the curse along to you. No, I didn't start getting

[00:06:14] into Hawaii. If you're afraid to make contact, just look at the little piece of flesh beneath

[00:06:19] their nose. It's the same thing. No, I didn't start getting into Hawaiian shirts until I went

[00:06:25] on a trip to Mexico and I realized, oh yeah. This is actually this kind of looks okay on me.

[00:06:33] I may have been misinformed apparently, but I thought for a minute. No, it's a good looking.

[00:06:39] The kind of cut looks go on you. Yeah. It's giving me trouble because it's licensed.

[00:06:42] It is. Yeah. It is a Star Wars samurai shirt. This is a very odd combo. But yes,

[00:06:48] he's correct. It's 40 minutes dogs barking and it's been a weird week on the internet.

[00:06:52] I say this every week, but it honestly every week on the internet. It just keeps getting worse

[00:06:56] and worse. Yeah. I keep searching for the bright spots though when I think I found one.

[00:07:00] I think you're going to kick out of this. First story this week.

[00:07:05] Again, we hate to give a blue checkie any credit, but at It's a Vibe, a kids bop version of Not Like Us.

[00:07:12] Say Drake, I heard you like gum. Give you a niggi if you try to ask for some

[00:07:18] to any girl that talks to him and buys lunch just so you know your little sister

[00:07:21] got the cooties from him. You are your big brother clothes and those are hand me downs

[00:07:25] and party at the playground with his bros now and back. I got some weird pets.

[00:07:28] Why is he around certified? Alligator certified crocodiles.

[00:07:33] Get them numbers up. I'm a steady up.

[00:07:37] Why you playing for a night? Ain't you tired? Got my test scores, but it's probably a minute.

[00:07:41] Oh, oh, we ride the bus. We ride the bus. Oh boy. Wow. That there's so much going on there.

[00:07:58] And he still manages to call out Drake. Hey, Drake. Hey, Drake, I heard you like gum.

[00:08:03] Oh, man, there's just so much going on there. My girlfriend's been listening to this like

[00:08:12] 20 times in the last couple of weeks. The kids bop version or not like us in general?

[00:08:16] The real version. Well, it's a great. And I just also just listen to the Q and A

[00:08:21] anonymous episode about the dismantling the explaining the beef,

[00:08:25] explaining what the lyrics are about and getting into like how people are baking it like a Q and

[00:08:30] A. Just absolutely. Whoa, weird. Whoa, weird time to be alive. Oh, yeah.

[00:08:36] I knew you'd get a kick out of this one because this is another local story.

[00:08:40] Missouri GOP Valentina Gomez, who's a candidate for some elective. I want to say Secretary of

[00:08:49] State, but I think that's maybe wrong. She says it in the video. So here it is.

[00:08:53] She blames weak and gay people for canceling her 15 mile run from downtown to Crave Court.

[00:09:02] Wow, that's some really slow white flight. It's 6am and I'm doing the 15 mile run from San Luis

[00:09:07] City to Crave Court, Missouri without the hundreds of features that wanted to join me because

[00:09:12] they pitched off a bunch of weak and gay people that always find the way to mess things up.

[00:09:17] So fuck you. It wasn't become the 41st Secretary of State. 15 miles in.

[00:09:23] I told you I would get it done. No excuses for me. See you on August 6th.

[00:09:34] So the extremely loud bit at the end is apparently a rap song about stolen elections and it's

[00:09:40] done to the tune born in the USA. Yeah, there's the other one that I've seen is her running through

[00:09:48] Szilard in the early morning wearing like a plate vest. That one. Don't be weak and gay.

[00:09:57] I think it's pretty weak and gay to jog through Szilard at 6am and not try that shit like 2am

[00:10:03] when everyone's bad kids are out there trying to lift kias. That's right. Yeah, absolutely.

[00:10:08] A spicy Latina. The guys from Pendejo time were on a chapeau talking about this and I

[00:10:14] believe one of them commented about the phenomenon because they're in Texas about like

[00:10:19] Mexican and Latino people there. Like their parents came over on a meat truck, took a boat

[00:10:26] kind of deal, snuck in. But they're always going to be like, no those other people?

[00:10:31] The legals? No, they need to get the hell out. Yeah, that is a weird like...

[00:10:36] Like it's a really weird I got mine. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[00:10:40] There's a lot of Hamas people coming for her on social media. The Hamas people.

[00:10:47] A lot of those in Missouri. America, you can be anything you want so don't be weak and gay.

[00:10:52] How dare you? How dare you say I can't be weak and gay in this country?

[00:10:55] Exactly. I love being weak and gay. It's my favorite thing.

[00:10:57] Well, I got all this plastic in my balls. Why can't I be weak and gay?

[00:11:01] It's my favorite thing. I love to do it. I did terribly at my speech and

[00:11:06] pediment classes in grade school. So I do talk a little frat. So let me be weak and gay.

[00:11:11] They made me sit there with a mirror and try to get my... So instead of saying free, I said three.

[00:11:19] But I could never give it. I still do it. So I'll be whatever I want, Leigh.

[00:11:24] Yeah. Missouri's Secretary of State? Yeah.

[00:11:27] Not even a really prestigious position to be going all out like this.

[00:11:31] You're like a dog catcher of pedophiles. We grow them real weird here in Missouri.

[00:11:37] I think it's just the whole like, are we a southern state? Are we a midwestern state?

[00:11:40] There's people who think we're a northern state. I know. I've heard that too. Very bizarre.

[00:11:44] Come down here and choke on my pork steak. And by pork steak you mean penis?

[00:11:51] My penis. Panis?

[00:11:53] Well, dip my penis in some expired jalapeno malls.

[00:11:57] And you can... Pit boss. That's all I use.

[00:12:02] I'm sorry. I'm a malls. I'm the real River Trash.

[00:12:04] Yeah. Malls with like the store brand Lays on like the on the Wonder Bread.

[00:12:11] I can see it. That's how you eat your barbecue burger.

[00:12:16] Okay. I can see it. Malls is fine. I'm just... I'm a barbecue sauce weirdo.

[00:12:22] I like pit boss because it's cheap and shitty. It's like mostly sugar.

[00:12:27] Yeah. I try to find barbecue sauce that isn't mostly sugar. It's...

[00:12:31] Yeah. It's a sweet baby raiser especially. It's like look at the sugar content on that thing.

[00:12:36] And like, you know, I mean, blues hog is really fucking great stuff. But also that I mean...

[00:12:41] Lotta.

[00:12:42] Lotta. That stuff is thick. You could use that if you got a hole in your boat.

[00:12:47] Slap a little bit of blues hog in there. You're good. You'll get down the river.

[00:12:50] Don't you worry. You'll at least get to a dock or something.

[00:12:54] Yeah. I don't know about down the river, but you'll get further than you would.

[00:12:58] All right. So the guy that looks like an asexual hearty's hat come to life and the person

[00:13:06] that looks like the stuff that your vacuum won't vacuum up so it just becomes like a weird wad.

[00:13:13] So these two people are fighting.

[00:13:14] People... So this looks like... So Eels-Miles Chong looks like a foster kid.

[00:13:20] And Cat-Tur-2 looks like the foster parent that used him for money.

[00:13:24] And you know, he tells the social worker, I ain't treating them like precious his mom.

[00:13:27] Don't worry about it.

[00:13:28] Yes. As Brian said, it was revealed to me by...

[00:13:31] God, if I had a kid like Eels-Miles Chong, I would absolutely fucking whip the

[00:13:34] shell in with a belt. Fucking fix the goddamn gutters.

[00:13:40] Oh, yeah. I ran up there twice. I ain't see you go. I ain't see.

[00:13:43] That ladder's still in the basement. You're not doing shit.

[00:13:46] You're done shit. All right. I'm selling your Wii to the junkie next door.

[00:13:53] You know, if you have to buy it back from him, he's going to charge you twice as much.

[00:13:58] So what Brian's referring to there is... Yes, the... Hannah Gaze wrote this.

[00:14:04] The thrice-divorced adult man who uses a handle referencing cat shit

[00:14:10] and the Malaysian-based gamer who thinks he's American are fighting.

[00:14:14] And it's beautiful. So... God, so you know how in China there's a guy who says like,

[00:14:18] it's the Chinese Obama? Mm-hmm. This is like the Malaysian Go-Burk Godfrey.

[00:14:24] Take a look at that photo. Take a look at that photo.

[00:14:26] No, yeah, you're right. I see it. Yeah.

[00:14:29] Woke, this is destroying America!

[00:14:32] No, I don't live there! What are you asking about?

[00:14:37] Cat-Turk 2 raped and murdered a girl in 1994.

[00:14:44] Oh Lord. Well, that... What's the deal with women in America?

[00:14:48] So I believe it started with emails chung dunking on Cat-Turk 2 saying,

[00:14:52] quote, I can't believe no one likes my constant attacks on... Should I do the...

[00:14:57] I can't believe no one likes my constant attacks on Taylor Swift.

[00:15:02] But it's such good content. X is suppressing conservatives. X has a left-wing bias.

[00:15:10] Elon Musk is a woke leftist! Why don't I get 100 million views calling a childless and infertile?

[00:15:21] Cat-Turk 2 responding both with a picture of himself and then an older picture of Ian.

[00:15:26] You really want to go there, cry laughing emoji.

[00:15:30] God, that'd be the toughest come true.

[00:15:37] I don't think I could get to the rest. Yeah, you'd have to really...

[00:15:41] Then Ian Mouse Chong replies,

[00:15:44] Why do you keep posting that picture? Use something current!

[00:15:54] The old lesbian aunt that runs the sketchy massage parlor down the street.

[00:16:00] Still drives like a mint condition geotracker with the soft top immaculate.

[00:16:06] Evan loves wharf at ESJ, ESJ, ESJ responding to this entire thing with the enormous McDonald bit.

[00:16:14] Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but I believe both parties involved should die.

[00:16:24] When the bread dough has that gorilla grip.

[00:16:26] This is been baffling me all week, I still don't know what the fuck is going on.

[00:16:32] It's someone grabbing bread dough.

[00:16:36] I still can't see it.

[00:16:37] So the krakka in docka at JJJJJJJJOOHN is the handle.

[00:16:47] Why does our hostel have a giant image of what appears to be heterosexual penetration on the wall?

[00:16:52] And yeah, it is a rather large photo and

[00:16:56] Once they said that I cannot unsee it even though it looks like a micro penis in a

[00:17:04] Sucked in by the world's strongest foopa. Yeah, which is I guess hot to some people and that's fine

[00:17:09] I'm looking at my hand and going. I'm not seeing it. I don't you gotta use your your right hand

[00:17:16] Okay, and stretch it with the palm upward

[00:17:19] Okay, but what's with the thumb? There's no bones in that thumb

[00:17:23] I mean, I don't know well because because the thumb is moving inward towards the palm

[00:17:28] Like like they're getting like a grip

[00:17:31] Okay, it's just a really weird photo. It's it's unsettling. Yeah, I would not want to see that

[00:17:37] But that's what it is. It's not fucking okay. I mean it is this is a hostile. I assume somewhere in Europe

[00:17:42] Yeah, I fucking going on. It's just not sure. It's not in the photo. Yeah, it's just bizarre

[00:17:48] It's an optical illusion because I think once once they said it

[00:17:53] Yeah, I can't like divorce that notion from my brain

[00:17:56] But I know you've seen this because I'm sure it's made the rounds

[00:17:59] It's got quite a few retweets there 4,000 or so

[00:18:03] So I'm sure it's it's kind of done some numbers but God almighty 79 K likes and

[00:18:10] 12k bookmarks

[00:18:15] Somebody's holding on to that for later

[00:18:17] I gotta fucking jerk it

[00:18:20] Some good looking dough. That's some good-looking dog. I shoot some like I had some of my own special yeast

[00:18:28] When you said dough, I'm like, okay the color looks right for the part that's not the hand but just there's just

[00:18:35] Something about that fucking hand just is not

[00:18:39] Proportioning to me. I don't know. That's what you're asking. Well, no, but like it's not proportion

[00:18:44] Maybe my thumb is bigger than this. I just I can't unsee it and it's it's breaking my brain

[00:18:50] It's one of those things. Yes, you know find your find it yourself the user name

[00:18:55] Cracka in DACA the bio by the way in the hospital after eating my son's revolutionary war diorama

[00:19:02] Please treat me gently as I

[00:19:06] That's a pretty that's a pretty good one. I appreciate that okay a bit of a what's happening break

[00:19:12] You got a Picasso in your house all caps. Okay, this is as first line comes to mind

[00:19:18] prompt tweet

[00:19:20] Engagement bait yes, and they're all referring to the ATL

[00:19:25] What's that movie or a show movie? I think it's both. I can't remember. Yeah, but everyone's just

[00:19:33] First of all the headline I just have to to break this in

[00:19:38] Ben and ugly

[00:19:41] New York City lost your addicted to cheese went to nearly 6k per week rehab so

[00:19:48] Okay, first of all it took two people to write this article about this this at my C student who ate so much cheese

[00:19:55] She had to go to rehab. Okay, so the the vegan chick died day that said that cheese was just as addictive as crack

[00:20:02] Mm-hmm. She was right apparently the lead that's being buried here. Is it this lady?

[00:20:09] Adela kojab mm-hmm is like insane like college Zionist. Yes

[00:20:16] She is a president of a Zionist student group called realize Israel

[00:20:22] According to the New York Post at odds with other student activists and professors calling on the university to sever ties

[00:20:30] With Israel so essentially might have been so mad as for murdering children

[00:20:35] Cheese according to the New York Post. She said her camembert cravings began during her junior year in spring

[00:20:43] 2018 when she binged almost daily on the quote cheapest bricks of white cheddar and Parmesan

[00:20:49] She could find I stopped by either Morton Williams or by Whole Foods, and I would buy cheese

[00:20:55] I would literally just eat a block of cheese with my hands said kojab

[00:20:59] 27 often while sitting on the floor of her midtown apartment alone in the dark

[00:21:04] Okay, first of all relatable as fuck. It was the only thing that would make me feel somewhat whole the feta fiend

[00:21:10] First of all the alliteration and the cheese jokes

[00:21:13] I'm loving them the feta fiends said she devoured an estimated 5.5 blocks of cheese per week

[00:21:20] Along with savory Parmesan crisps. She's stocked in her pantry her pitiful attempts at a salad

[00:21:27] She said amounted to quote eating Parmesan with Caesar with lettuce on the side

[00:21:33] I kept telling myself it was actually cheaper to just buy some blocks of cheese than to get a $12 salad from fresh and company

[00:21:41] I was telling myself. I was making an economic decision as people with addictions

[00:21:48] rationalize

[00:21:49] They even got someone as an expert to come in on this dr.

[00:21:52] Neil Bernard author of the cheese trap an adjunct professor of medicine at the George Washington University School of Medicine

[00:21:58] Explained that people like kojab become addicted to cheese due to the high concentration of fat and salt

[00:22:04] Along with a protein known as casein that can quote get people mildly hooked cheese contains opiate chemicals that attach to the very same brain

[00:22:12] Receptors that fentanyl or any other narcotic attaches to he said adding that due to the high concentration of casein in cheese

[00:22:19] Quote some people refer to cheese as dairy crack now

[00:22:24] What must be said is that they buried the lead you're right

[00:22:27] It does not hit until damn near the end the dairy diet quickly wrecked kojabs hell for weight skyrocketed to a peak of

[00:22:34] 172 pounds. Wow. Oh, she also stopped menstruating for five months

[00:22:39] Goddamn, I mean that that if that's not Moses telling you not to procreate. I'm telling you

[00:22:47] My mom said you're not well, you're not okay. You need to go away for a while

[00:22:51] She said of the family intervention that saved her

[00:22:54] She went to a two-week wellness retreat. Oh at Hilton Head in South Carolina, which costs five grand a week

[00:23:02] Help the Ozzy I'll go addict gain in control of her eating disorder instructors and counselors started the basics

[00:23:08] How to prepare healthy meals her weight has since dropped to a string cheese slim

[00:23:13] 123 pounds in part aided by ozampic still coach up who settled an anti-semitism lawsuit

[00:23:20] She brought against NYU in 2019

[00:23:27] And set to graduate the Cardozo school of law in June hasn't sworn off cheese completely these days

[00:23:33] She said she reaches for a lighter mozzarella over a Vermont cheddar or a parmesan

[00:23:39] And during a visit to the ideal cheese shop in Midtown East

[00:23:43] She smiled while nibbling on samples of Gruyere and prairie breeze cheddar with crackers. I dabble

[00:23:49] But not in the way I used to before she said adding the recent waves of anti-Israel encampments in Colombia and other

[00:23:57] Universities prompted brief

[00:24:00] relapses have you ever been so on the wrong side history that you got yourself addicted to a food

[00:24:09] Love how casually they drop that so this monster that were profiling

[00:24:16] You know

[00:24:18] Gosh they get the map out of his bomb in the hospital. I just had to eat a bunch of

[00:24:24] It's too much man

[00:24:25] Well, I need a little good news to bring us down from that and I think this story has it all from vulture

[00:24:32] Pavement gets their first gold record

[00:24:35] Thanks to tick tock so usually tick-tock music is all pop music and or amateur rappers

[00:24:41] Some of whom are very good by the way if you've not gone on there and found sure as

[00:24:46] Found your new favorite rapper. I thought some really good one

[00:24:48] I think for everything I hate about tick-tock everyone's well someone with some really genuine talent or is

[00:24:55] Interesting yeah gets promoted by the algorithm

[00:24:58] confusingly so

[00:25:00] For some reason the song harness your hopes

[00:25:03] Dropped into the tick-tock algorithm became a big enough a hit that they finally

[00:25:09] After many many years of that song being out got their gold record May 16th

[00:25:14] Stereo gum has the story and yeah the headline why is the obscure B side harness your hopes pavements top song on Spotify?

[00:25:21] It's complicated. It was a B side for Brighton the corners in 1997

[00:25:25] Wasn't released till 99 when it was thrown on the spit on a stranger EP which I did have the CD of and then

[00:25:31] 2008 it got on a reissue of Brighton the corners and then for some reason

[00:25:36] Started getting played again. Yeah, this is online

[00:25:39] People have been casually wondering this on places like reddit and Twitter with a prevailing theory that the song must have been featured on a

[00:25:46] prominent Spotify playlist and then simply

[00:25:49] Snowballed from there Malchmas himself. That's Steven Mountain. That's the lead singer there was under this impression to quote

[00:25:55] I heard it was on a playlist or something. He says nonchalant

[00:25:58] I'm not an expert on Spotify, but you know one of those Monday moods or whatever the fuck they do

[00:26:04] But yeah, congrats to pavement finally got a gold record after

[00:26:09] Doing the math here did 27 years so it took a while

[00:26:13] relations

[00:26:15] Favorite band of guys have definitely jacked off into a sock

[00:26:20] While thinking about Kim Gordon. Yeah

[00:26:24] Well, yeah, that's kind of understood I know but well

[00:26:26] I think it's time for crypto scammed a week. What do you think?

[00:26:29] You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's time for the crypto scam of the week

[00:26:36] pump

[00:26:37] Dot

[00:26:39] Fun, Brian. I heard about this. This is fucking wild. You know what it is, right?

[00:26:44] So since you've heard about this so I went on it the other day

[00:26:46] And I was like, okay, this looks pretty simple actually you connect your wallet to it

[00:26:50] You put in a few pieces of information and you can launch your own Solana coin

[00:26:55] It's a really interesting launchpad. It's very interactive

[00:26:59] I really like even like the what the layout of the website and the

[00:27:03] The icon that comes up on the it's a pill and yeah, here's oh boy. This is refreshing really fast

[00:27:10] Let's see here boxing bunny arc of memes

[00:27:14] Mona pump

[00:27:16] Hitler pay pay. Oh, oh, no

[00:27:18] Oh boy, but you can see them going by very very quickly as their people are buying them and you know the market caps are going up

[00:27:25] And it's it's a very interactive site

[00:27:28] Fantastic to watch. There's Topanga from the Angokoi of course wet-ass pay pay

[00:27:32] Drugs on Solana. There's no it's kind of a fun little website. Well somebody they were

[00:27:38] Not too happy with pump dot fun. And so according to

[00:27:42] decrypts

[00:27:43] Alpha reports which is a kind of a newsletter they talk about this pump dot fun the popular tool for launching beam coins on Solana

[00:27:51] Suffered an exploit on Thursday. That would be a week ago that left the protocol

[00:27:56] Compromised and prompted its leadership to temporarily shut the site down as we've just seen obviously the site is back up

[00:28:03] Yeah, all the while the apparent attacker behind the stunt gloated about it online

[00:28:09] This is a detached surface. I didn't even thought of the attack appeared to target accounts called

[00:28:14] bonding curve

[00:28:16] contracts that move the liquidity of tokens of a sufficient size

[00:28:22] Created on pump dot fun on to the Solana decks the decentralized exchange

[00:28:28] Radium some on chance list to do is with the aid of a private key

[00:28:32] One only an employee of pump dot fun would have access to the attacker diverted funds earmarked for radium to unrelated wallet addresses

[00:28:41] Okay, Igor Agamber live

[00:28:44] Head of research first try there. Are you re practicing that before I came over?

[00:28:49] Every once in a while I hit it

[00:28:52] Everyone's good everyone's well ahead of research at crypto market maker winter mute

[00:28:56] Which is a nice William Gibson reference but anyway estimated that the attacker siloed 2 million worth of soul using this exploit

[00:29:03] In a twist however

[00:29:05] The attacker immediately began air dropping the stolen funds to random wallet addresses

[00:29:11] It appears to have selected holders of a handful of Solana tokens and NFTs as the non consenting recipients of the pump dot fun

[00:29:19] loot

[00:29:20] Here's rom sir

[00:29:22] Rasmere our ras mr underscore ETH

[00:29:25] One of the collections receiving the 40 million pump dot fun hacker airdrop is stacks currently has a three-sol floor

[00:29:34] NFA don't buy unless you want to go to jail

[00:29:37] Twitter account belonging to the former pump that fun employee claimed responsibility the user began posting

[00:29:43] Writing he was not afraid of imprisonment and was aware his identity was docs. Everybody be cool

[00:29:49] This is a robbery the account wrote I'm about to change the course of history then rotten jail

[00:29:54] Am I sane nah am I well much not do I want for anything my mom raised?

[00:30:01] From the dead the account then began retweeting posts from thankful crypto users claiming to have received portions of the stolen funds

[00:30:09] Life without parole sticking this here now if stack winds up dead it was not a suicide

[00:30:15] smiley face so

[00:30:17] Decrypt reached out to the hacker there for more information

[00:30:21] The threads are there dig deeper was his only response

[00:30:24] A few hours after the attack pump dot fun announced it had paused trading and was investigating the issue

[00:30:28] The company said it intended to cooperate with law enforcement. The self-proclaimed attacker is

[00:30:34] Canadian on a twitter spaces that same afternoon

[00:30:37] The attacker said he worked for pump dot fun for a few weeks

[00:30:40] And he felt the company was quote horribly managed and then he had to put personal grievances

[00:30:45] Against the company leadership asked why he committed the theft. He was extraordinarily blunt

[00:30:51] I just kind of wanted to kill pump dot fun because it's something to do. It's inadvertently hurt people

[00:30:57] for a long time

[00:31:00] Vigilante justice in the crypto space. Yeah, weird. Yeah, they were going to kill themselves eventually the way things were going

[00:31:06] He said let's see here one spaces attendee asked him whether he expected he must said to prison quote

[00:31:12] I'm pretty sure there's a fairly high chance of that

[00:31:15] Ridiculous like I said pump dot fun looks just like a silly little place. It looks like a

[00:31:21] Like oddly like a web 1.0

[00:31:24] Kind of website a little bit and like why would anybody want to kill this? This looks like people just

[00:31:29] And it's called pump dot fun. They clearly know, you know, they they understand that

[00:31:33] Now these things aren't here for a long time. They're here for a good time

[00:31:36] I don't know it it feels like uh, why would you?

[00:31:39] Feel so strongly that you wanted to kill off a site like that. Oh, good. I guess some people just want to watch the world burn

[00:31:46] I guess so. I guess it is just kind of like Wayne. That was a guy in there

[00:31:50] Yeah, it was a guy at pump dot fun of all the things that are

[00:31:55] Poisonous and negative about crypto and things that are like praying on people

[00:32:00] I feel like something like pump dot fun is like the least

[00:32:04] Craven and they're at least

[00:32:06] Being silly and kind of having fun with it like they know

[00:32:10] Yeah, these are clearly just like flashing the pan meme coins. We know this isn't anything

[00:32:15] too serious

[00:32:17] I mean, it's right in the name. Why would you want to destroy that? I can point you to three different exchanges, you know

[00:32:23] They have a worse track record than these guys. I don't just so so odd

[00:32:27] There's a lot of fucking heroes out there and a lot of people get attracted to crypto that are mentally unwell

[00:32:33] I saw someone in the crypto group talking about how

[00:32:38] There was someone that was

[00:32:40] Making a big stink in the crypto space and being like, yeah, he's a private group on man

[00:32:44] And then we all fucking hate him and like the FBI his visit his house a few times apparently and Jesus

[00:32:50] Just stuff like that. Yeah, I think you get people in crypto. They're so hyper alienated

[00:32:56] Okay, just getting like any kind of reaction out of people is that's like the only thrill they have left in life

[00:33:03] So you really think it is a joker style like he's just coming in and fucking shit up. I know how I got these memes

[00:33:13] I read the white papers when they're yeah, my dad came home

[00:33:19] With an image macro

[00:33:21] I said this is the winner of our discount tent and it had a photo of a tent with a sales sign on it

[00:33:28] My mom didn't like that. I I forgot. Not one bit. Yeah, one. Yeah, you got it

[00:33:37] Yeah, it's so

[00:33:39] Like take down somebody else take down

[00:33:41] I mean, obviously cz's go to jail

[00:33:43] But like take somebody like that, you know what I mean like some pompous asshole

[00:33:47] Not not people just dicking around. It's just like why them?

[00:33:52] I don't know it's weird

[00:33:55] Like this is harmless, right?

[00:33:58] I mean as far as I mean

[00:34:00] I know crypto in general is not itself harmless, but of all the things

[00:34:04] In that going on like that seems I mean as far as we know. Yeah, it's face value

[00:34:10] It seems pretty innocent compared to some of the other things

[00:34:13] Right, that's where I'm getting at. Yeah, I mean though. We did see uh pepe hitler

[00:34:18] Yeah, I can certainly see uh, maybe ideologically not aligning with

[00:34:24] Specific coins like that. Sure. This isn't leon dunham's crypto exchange

[00:34:31] Wow dog and hot cart coin is just mooning

[00:34:35] Fat liquidity

[00:34:38] Well, that said it is time for our mains topic this week our main topic this week brian

[00:34:44] There's a four letter word

[00:34:46] That means nothing

[00:34:49] Farf farf that news it's farc.com. That's right. We don't make the news we mock it

[00:34:56] Farc calm

[00:34:57] Basically was the brainchild of just the one guy guy named drew kurtis as we've all heard drew kurtis's

[00:35:04] Farc that's right

[00:35:06] They call their users farcers

[00:35:08] Which bothers me, but you know, what are you gonna do?

[00:35:11] So the site was started in 97 or so drew kurtis

[00:35:16] bought the url on a whim according to the official farc fac

[00:35:21] Four letter domain names were getting snapped up quickly

[00:35:25] So on a whim in the summer of 1997 drew

[00:35:29] Check to see if farc calm was available

[00:35:32] It was and he grabbed it at the time

[00:35:34] The only thing you could do with the website was put up what was then called a vanity site

[00:35:39] This was almost all the internet consisted of in 1997 think of vanity site says poorly coded myspace pages

[00:35:47] Or a geocities page if you want to yeah break that up drew didn't want to use the farc.com domain name for a vanity site

[00:35:53] So he decided to wait until he had a better idea

[00:35:56] So for the first two years of farc.com's existence, all you got was this picture of a squirrel with big nuts

[00:36:03] Oh hell yeah, he's hanging brain. Oh, yeah two years later

[00:36:08] He remembered and started a website about news stories that he found amusing the origins of the word farc obviously are still

[00:36:17] Unclear drew himself has offered multiple explanations one of which was oh, you know, it's a it's a safe way of saying fuck

[00:36:24] Which I kind of vibe with that kind of makes sense

[00:36:27] But the other one is like, oh, yeah, I was drunk and I spelled fuck wrong

[00:36:31] Like I don't know man. That's I'm looking at my keyboard here and a and r or way

[00:36:35] A way is away from you and see so I don't know about that

[00:36:39] Oh, yeah, apparently if you do find a 404 page on farc.com to this day that that squirrel with the big nuts

[00:36:45] Bill nuts

[00:36:48] That's why I was the damn crazy as I heard this

[00:36:52] Farc.com the fuck is farc?

[00:36:54] Exactly right. So what's funny is that Curtis also said that he wanted it to be a

[00:36:59] Originally going to be like a database for curry recipes. God damn which would have been dope as hell. Yeah

[00:37:06] He eventually figured out he was used to doing things like finding news articles and then emailing them to his friends

[00:37:12] And so he figured well, you know, why not use

[00:37:14] farc.com as a way to do that but in one place and so that's where

[00:37:19] What is essentially what remains to this day as farc.com was originated?

[00:37:24] And it is as you have probably guessed a news aggregator site

[00:37:29] So the site itself doesn't really produce a lot on its own

[00:37:32] Which makes an episode like this kind of weird to talk about but there are a lot of

[00:37:37] colloquialisms and kind of

[00:37:39] Farc isms that did come from the site tagging things as not safe for work

[00:37:46] ostensibly according to Drew Curtis did come from farc

[00:37:49] NSFW

[00:37:51] They tried to get a copyright

[00:37:54] For NSFW. I remember this. Yes, and they just kind of gave up on it. Which is fine because that's

[00:38:01] Such a commonly used phrase. I don't know that you could really do that

[00:38:06] Had a sub site. I guess it was kind of an off-shoot site

[00:38:09] for porn links because

[00:38:12] As they grew popular

[00:38:14] People started wanting to post porno on there and that's this yeah, why would you do anything else?

[00:38:20] But you're I mean, that's the internet

[00:38:24] But they had to launch another site

[00:38:27] To keep it off the main sites. They actually had two separate sites for a while

[00:38:31] Farc comm and

[00:38:33] foobies

[00:38:36] Farc boobies

[00:38:38] God damn. Yeah, I mean

[00:38:41] It's stuff like this is like, yeah, you know, this did make low-tax look a lot cooler in comparison very much

[00:38:46] So the interviewer at dm confidential digital moses confidential is an archive to

[00:38:52] Interview there. Tell us about foobies.com. Adrienne asks drew response the site started because advertisers

[00:39:00] Had problems with boobies links on the main page. We had to sequester them on their own site

[00:39:05] I'm still irritated by the fact that we can have a hundred simulated murders on broadcast tv every single night

[00:39:10] But you put a nipple on tv and it's obscene

[00:39:13] So foobies.com became a funny way to make a comment

[00:39:17] On that

[00:39:18] Now at the time news aggregator sites

[00:39:20] Sometimes had

[00:39:22] Ideological bents drudge report was a big thing at the time

[00:39:26] And he was asked in this very same interview how does farc compare with drudge

[00:39:31] Drew Curtis responds. I think drudge takes himself very seriously

[00:39:35] And wants to be a newsman in the style of edward r murrow

[00:39:39] Has a conservative bias to his stuff is very interested in politics and we are none of that

[00:39:46] We don't pretend that we're even attempting to do the news. We're trying to have fun and trying to laugh

[00:39:53] This kind of puts drud Curtis ideologically in the

[00:39:57] Would you call it a centrist mindset? I always like uh a bit of a erinette libertarian

[00:40:03] Was the vibe I got from

[00:40:06] For office at some point. Yes, he ran for election for the kentucky auditor of public accounts

[00:40:11] For the democrat democratic party. Okay. All right. So yeah, he was an independent candidate for governor of kentucky in 2015

[00:40:18] He and his running mate and wife heather Curtis

[00:40:22] He was defeated by republican candidates matt bevin and janeen hampton. Let's see here under biography

[00:40:28] Hey high school diploma lafayette high school undergraduate degree computer science luther college

[00:40:34] mba columbia business school slash haas school of business

[00:40:38] Yes, right. He did he did run multiple times for office failed both of them

[00:40:42] Can't believe it but he ran for the democrats. So that's you know a nightmare to begin with

[00:40:47] Far kind of I think got reputation as being like this kind of weird

[00:40:52] cringy older brother

[00:40:54] Website yeah compared to the funnier and edgier websites like

[00:41:00] Something awful or new grounds. Yeah, because I mean even ideologically they kind of skewed more center than

[00:41:07] Something like a daily coast or daily coast was the one I immediately thought of because yeah, it's very much just like here's a bunch of news stories

[00:41:15] And some of them are political some of them are just you know entertainment news some of them are you know tech shit

[00:41:20] What's baffling to me is

[00:41:22] there were entire

[00:41:24] Memes and like it's its own ecosystem fark dot com you if you go to fark

[00:41:31] And you're a total fark member which is their subscription. It's five bucks a month

[00:41:35] I think there's total fark and bear fark and all that but originally total fark was just five bucks a month

[00:41:41] Bear fark is now just like total fark, but without all the things like the advice columns and you know all that dumb shit

[00:41:50] Because when I was on it for a while I was a total fark because it was like

[00:41:55] ads were obnoxious whatever

[00:41:57] Whatever deal he struck with these advertisers

[00:42:00] Was a giant pain in the ass now

[00:42:01] I do have a bit of a history going back with fark because when I worked for

[00:42:06] Kmox the am station here in town. I was an overnight producer for a guy named john grason

[00:42:12] We would be live for four hours and then the last hour would repeat

[00:42:17] And at the end of each hour it was kind of like we've been talking

[00:42:21] We want to do what's a kicker is what they call it is like a little something to send you off to commercial break

[00:42:26] And so routinely both john and myself would be on fark looking at

[00:42:31] Headlines and because they came in constantly because it was probably one of the more rapidly

[00:42:36] Right. Yeah updated sites. Yeah, we'd be looking at things on fark. And so

[00:42:42] God I was on there for hours a day

[00:42:45] Most of my work day looking at new wonder why you're wearing a star warshow. I'm telling you now

[00:42:50] Fark was just kind of a time killer website for me. Oh, absolutely. I

[00:42:56] Was reading it during the period of time where every other day was some sort of quote-unquote leak about the simpsons building

[00:43:02] Parts go loses for jay. Oh, man. Yeah

[00:43:06] So like I felt really weird like I don't know if that should that should be a thing we want will into existence

[00:43:12] Because we talked about something awful in relation to fark

[00:43:16] It did have one big similarity which was the photoshop contest

[00:43:21] And so if you were a total fark member you got access to the photoshop contest threads and you're able to submit your own

[00:43:27] If you weren't a total fark member, you just kind of had to watch the thread

[00:43:30] Kind of splitting the hairs between the low tax 10 bucks model

[00:43:35] You know, yeah

[00:43:36] And some of the photoshop contests were kind of fun

[00:43:40] Not a lot of really good ones came out of it. Nothing's so memorable as some of the something awful ones. Yeah, um

[00:43:47] Like fark was kind of like a little bit more sanitized

[00:43:50] And there was also worth a thousand

[00:43:53] Which was definitely more of a technical

[00:43:55] Was it photoshop stuff? I'm worth a thousand. Was it strict photography? It was a lot of photoshop a lot of photography

[00:44:01] I think anything like me or really okay, I haven't been on there in like a decade

[00:44:06] The site itself did have a number of

[00:44:09] Kind of sort of memes that came from it one of which is my personal favorite

[00:44:14] Unsolicited finger in anus

[00:44:17] ufia became a kind of a

[00:44:20] Much like reddit had the the narwhal bakinging at midnight

[00:44:24] Fark people would put ufia in their bios and whatnot to

[00:44:30] Signify that they were

[00:44:32] Farkers I still hate to say it. It's such a fucking do you have ufia in your house? Yeah

[00:44:39] Exactly but they eventually went so far as to adopt a highway

[00:44:45] In drew kurtis's hometown naming it the drew kurtis's total fark ufia

[00:44:50] I don't know what's worse to that or when the kkk had adopted highway and graffton. Whoo

[00:44:56] unexpected finger in anus

[00:44:59] does come from

[00:45:01] Yeah, this headline judge determines unsolicited finger in anus is crude comma but not criminal

[00:45:09] From a website called the free library

[00:45:12] And it was about a high school football player who was pranking other players by

[00:45:18] Jab and his finger in people's ass. Oh wow. Yeah, that's how you make it the state is by sexually assaulting each other

[00:45:26] This here from the register guard from 2004 the victim never complained about being hurt at all

[00:45:33] I wasn't trying to harm anybody

[00:45:35] The principle of the thing is that the the judge has determined that the actions were crude but not criminal

[00:45:41] The headline unexpected finger in anus crude not criminal became itself apparently the boys report, uh, no bruising or bleeding

[00:45:52] The defendants attorney argued that the behavior didn't qualify as a sex crime

[00:45:57] Nobody is here to say that this is a good thing to do he said

[00:46:01] When the defense attorney is like listen, I'm not saying

[00:46:05] This is good. Yeah, I'm not saying this is good. I'm just saying it ain't illegal

[00:46:09] Yeah, we don't have to approve or think it's appropriate or fun

[00:46:13] So like someone's never had a uh, I expect the finger in the asshole exactly the ufia is one

[00:46:19] The photoshop contest did have one entry that did strike me which was the identifying wood

[00:46:26] Yeah

[00:46:27] Book so this was an actual book called identifying wood accurate results with simple tools

[00:46:33] From 1990 people would add the caption. Yep. It's wood

[00:46:37] It's a guy who looks very much like a uh, a huge nerd

[00:46:43] He's looking at wood. Yeah

[00:46:45] Wow, the ring the ring on these uh grains here is really nice holding up what looks like a loop

[00:46:51] Uh, yeah identifying weed

[00:46:54] A giant bong in his hand. Uh, you've got they used the guy Jacques from the the

[00:47:00] I don't know if you've ever seen the show

[00:47:03] Called nailed it

[00:47:04] Yes, the chocolate here from that I think that's the same guy

[00:47:09] But yeah, yep, it's chocolate

[00:47:11] Identifying glass by whale. Yeah that the whale hitting his face on the glass

[00:47:16] Those kind of things did come out of the farc.com

[00:47:20] Ron Paul's face replaced identifying happening. Yes, it's happening

[00:47:24] Farc also taking credit for

[00:47:27] I can't fap to this

[00:47:29] Fap the onomatopoeia for masturbating in response to a photograph of social reformer florids nightingale

[00:47:36] I'm with subbie. I can't fap to this

[00:47:39] And then it spread to 4chan and took on a life of its own

[00:47:44] Another popular Farcism

[00:47:46] Rick Romero

[00:47:47] K abc tv

[00:47:49] He wrote this blog

[00:47:51] And it was called just like on blogging

[00:47:54] And it was really simple really stupid and it was yeah, here it is your opinions online by rick romero

[00:48:02] This was 2006 and he's telling people how to make a blog step by step in a very

[00:48:08] Stupid news article. There are many websites that will sign you up instantly some charge a monthly fee

[00:48:14] Others like blogger.com owned by google are free

[00:48:19] 400 words on how to start your own blog ending with to show you how quick the internet works

[00:48:24] I didn't tell anyone about my new blog site

[00:48:27] But within a few hours after chris set up my account three web surfers found it and posted it out on my blog

[00:48:33] Welcoming me to the exploding blog community

[00:48:37] Real fluff piece real piece of shit

[00:48:40] Farc users uh seized upon this grabbed his photo rick romero does have a very handsome mustache and a photo that looks like

[00:48:47] Would you like to visit my blog?

[00:48:50] They latched on to him in particular

[00:48:53] rick romero as a point of ridicule and they've kind of spent the last 20 years just

[00:48:58] Dicking with this guy, but eventually he got in on the joke

[00:49:02] and

[00:49:03] Farc users

[00:49:05] Raised money for a fundraiser. He was part of and he uh, he updated with you know rick romero

[00:49:11] Reporting here with the news water is wet because like their whole thing was yeah rick romero

[00:49:16] Is reporting obvious

[00:49:18] True things like blogging is fun. Yeah. Yeah, so digging on this one particular guy. Oh wow

[00:49:25] Yeah, it's interesting because I was I was talking about how we should one we should talk about the uh

[00:49:30] The twitter account marigold beck. Yes

[00:49:34] So this

[00:49:35] Was the one I think I was referring to earlier

[00:49:39] Gilbert godfried in a roast

[00:49:42] Spent several minutes

[00:49:45] Going on about how

[00:49:48] Bob saggott raped and murdered a girl in 1994

[00:49:51] Over and over again. Is this the same one where uh, norm mcdowell just like purposely bombed for seven minutes

[00:49:57] I think that was that same roast. Yeah, it was bob saggott and uh, farc users took that

[00:50:02] And targeted someone other than bob saggott. They part targeted

[00:50:07] Glenn beck

[00:50:08] Yes, did glenn beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990 the farc user odd weevil in 2009 decided

[00:50:16] Yeah, this is the thing we're gonna do

[00:50:18] And uh, why haven't we heard a official response to the room that glenn beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

[00:50:25] Anytime glenn beck was mentioned in the news or in any news story or even adjacent to any news story

[00:50:31] So do we know for sure if he did?

[00:50:36] I'm assuming no

[00:50:38] But you never know

[00:50:39] Uh, september 1st 2009 a reddit user submitted a link to the the website glenn beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

[00:50:47] com

[00:50:47] Which went to the front page the same day the hoax was posted on dig

[00:50:52] For a brief time glenn beck murder was listed as google's top search suggestion for glenn beck and september 30 2009 about

[00:51:00] Dot com published an article titled internet hoax says glenn beck raped murdered young girl in 1990

[00:51:06] Which is called the hoax a textbook example of how to construct a smear campaign

[00:51:12] God the internet used to be so much fun. Mm-hmm

[00:51:15] So lawyers representing beck as that's mercury radio arts ink

[00:51:21] They tried to get farc shut down

[00:51:24] For being in famine. Oh, sorry. If you got tried to get the single-serve website created by the farc user shut down

[00:51:31] The wipo

[00:51:34] ruled against beck

[00:51:36] Including that the user was making a political statement through use of parity

[00:51:41] In a legitimate non commercial use of the glenn beck trademark

[00:51:46] The user then wrote a letter to beck in which he voluntarily turned over ownership

[00:51:51] Of the domain name

[00:51:53] Which brings it canon, but kept the website active at gb 190

[00:51:58] 90.com

[00:52:00] So I thought it would be interesting to take a look at some of the top links

[00:52:04] These are the things that have gotten the most clicks on farc.com since the site's inception

[00:52:09] the

[00:52:10] top one

[00:52:11] Tuesday october 23rd

[00:52:14] 2001

[00:52:15] The headline best priceless ad ever it is a uh is a photo of a

[00:52:22] Gentleman in the middle east burning an american flag and then getting burned himself with the text reading american flag 25 dollars

[00:52:29] gasoline

[00:52:30] two dollars

[00:52:31] cigarette lighter

[00:52:32] $2.50

[00:52:34] catching yourself on fire because you're a terrorist asshole

[00:52:38] priceless

[00:52:40] now a parody of the

[00:52:43] Mastercard mastercard ads about the things, you know, the

[00:52:47] Well, you know post 9-11

[00:52:49] Our sense of humor was kind of fucked and this kind of proves it

[00:52:53] That was that's the number one of all time by the way on farc dot. Boy that really that really shows where we were

[00:52:58] Yeah

[00:52:59] Oh britney's ass shows us subliminally on cbs banner ad

[00:53:02] Yeah, so that's number two is nuke the wales net posts about an ad on the cbs website

[00:53:10] Right. It's supposed to be like a folded leg

[00:53:13] Yeah, and it's about the the late show

[00:53:17] Britney Spears was going to be appearing on the late show

[00:53:19] A close-up shot reveals the true nature of the banner ad to make visitors think for an instant

[00:53:25] They are looking at britney's ass

[00:53:28] We have no idea what the intentions are at this time

[00:53:30] Perhaps to coerce people into going quote backstage with britney as the banner ad might suggest now again on the boss

[00:53:38] yeah

[00:53:40] This is uh 2001 britney spears would be

[00:53:43] Underage

[00:53:45] Britney Spears turned uh, she was of age. Oh in turn 19 in uh 1999

[00:53:50] I only remember this vaguely because

[00:53:53] I was like 14 of course that was the pop culture that I was getting

[00:53:58] Fucking shoved right into my fucking thought holes

[00:54:02] It still was weird. Oh absolutely fucking weird because the same thing just like with uh, mariket and actually olson and

[00:54:09] They look like they look like uh dogs with alopecia now. Yeah

[00:54:15] Yeah, that sharp pay looks sick. Yeah

[00:54:18] And uh, man, uh, Lizzie the the sister that they

[00:54:24] Talk about nepo baby. Well that too, but like Lizzie the sister that they mostly talk shit on in in their old shows and movies

[00:54:30] Uh, it's probably now more successful than they are with all the marvel stuff. Yeah on that. So yeah being the world's worst mom

[00:54:39] It was based it was based off of their stage mom

[00:54:42] Boom boom I got bing

[00:54:46] Everything that

[00:54:48] This one here the the uh best 9 11 photos you'll see I thought was an odd thing to have be number six

[00:54:54] On the top links of all time, but it is actually an interesting article digitaljournalist.org put this out

[00:55:00] So dirkall said about this about photographer chip east

[00:55:03] Chip had lost his friend bill baggart bill biggart bill's widow gave chip

[00:55:08] His bag that had all his cameras it says here the avalanche of falling debris had blown off the backs of the two film cameras

[00:55:15] There were several rolls of film in the bag the lids of the canisters had been peeled back

[00:55:20] Allowing light to fall into the cassettes east turned his attention to the digital camera

[00:55:26] It was covered in ash the lens had been sheared off at the flange

[00:55:29] But when he opened the chamber that held the flashcard it was

[00:55:32] pristine

[00:55:33] Here are some of these

[00:55:36] Images bill's final images of

[00:55:39] Fascinating these are photos that I don't think I had ever seen until today. I've heard about this

[00:55:46] But yeah, it's it's pretty interesting stuff

[00:55:49] There are still images of of this event

[00:55:52] That I think a lot of people

[00:55:54] Haven't seen um that still gets circulated around

[00:55:58] every once in a while

[00:55:59] usually because uh

[00:56:01] Say for example like the subject matter of the photo like dies from breathing as best as some we always think about the lady

[00:56:07] That's covered in the ash

[00:56:08] Yeah, and the business where she died from a

[00:56:11] Pretty insane type. I want to say respiratory cancer within like last five or so years

[00:56:16] But I mean that's just such an iconic photo. Oh, I mean the falling man falling man. Yeah

[00:56:22] You can't erase it and so somehow

[00:56:26] On fark.com this one didn't quite rise to the level of britney spears his ass

[00:56:31] It's a fucking shame. Uh, it just shows you how horny

[00:56:34] Fark users are well like I said they had to I couldn't fap to that no

[00:56:39] They had to have a second site just for titty pictures so

[00:56:42] Those you with fark is all about um

[00:56:45] Some of these links, you know, uh five coeds who take topless pictures of themselves kissing are shocked when picks become computer lab wallpaper

[00:56:53] That's who would date this girl? Yeah, it's just christine aguilera. It's just

[00:56:59] It's so odd but but because it's a news aggregator

[00:57:03] It's still active

[00:57:05] I mean fark.com is still a thing and it probably will be until you know, drew kurdus decides he's just done with it

[00:57:11] I'm very curious about what's currently going on fark.com. Let's see here

[00:57:15] Okay, uh climbers swept off east face of mount everest the headlines love it want to make slavery legal again try this one simple trick

[00:57:25] A grim sense of humor, I guess you would say yeah galows humor

[00:57:29] They did a book and the book was called it's not news. It's fark

[00:57:32] How mass media tries to pass off crap as news

[00:57:36] I want to say that was 2009

[00:57:38] Yeah, 2007. Okay. It was when the book came out drew kurdus himself

[00:57:44] The sole author listed

[00:57:46] And let's see reviews. How are we doing on the fark.com book review?

[00:57:51] 4.3

[00:57:52] How long does she want to review so yeah, that's fair

[00:57:57] From from david munro

[00:57:59] Five stars wall worth reading a verified purchaser in the united states december 26 2010 disclosure

[00:58:05] I haven't told farker or ultra farker if you're in the know

[00:58:09] That means he pays $15 a month to use fark.com. God. Jesus like saying I uh, I

[00:58:15] I washed my hands in the toilet

[00:58:17] at the gym

[00:58:19] keeps you strong and feeling good

[00:58:21] And drew kurris is very insightful ring drew's words on what news is important versus what news is merely convenient to report on

[00:58:28] What is and what isn't news and what fark really is will open your eyes

[00:58:33] Including the book is commentary by steven king. Yes regardless of your political beliefs or what news network

[00:58:39] Do you prefer the most?

[00:58:41] This is a must read if you have any desire to filter the news from the crap

[00:58:46] Well, um, excuse me, sir. I think if I wanted to do that I would go over the news filter

[00:58:50] Hey

[00:58:53] Got him

[00:58:56] You know a lot of these people are clearly farker. You know fark for the win

[00:59:00] Fark already

[00:59:01] Farkers already know what this book says, but the rest of world would do well to rea

[00:59:06] Yeah, only four stars oddly enough. I don't know william vayans. Uh, you you let drew know

[00:59:13] Yeah, here's uh carless straps entertaining, but sadly illiterate

[00:59:18] I am in the news business myself and appreciate this book for its dissection

[00:59:22] Of all that is wrong with the mass media today

[00:59:25] Particularly the united states where trash as substance first originated. That's not true

[00:59:30] But anyway, I cannot however give this book top ratings for the simple reason that the author has forgotten his grammar

[00:59:36] The word media is the plural of medium. Therefore the media are something but they never

[00:59:43] Is something the same is true of the words bacteria and bacterium which appear in the leading role in its not news

[00:59:51] As I have written in other reviews on amazon

[00:59:53] I am absolutely horrified at the deterioration of the quality of the english language in the internet age

[00:59:59] And there is an absolutely no excuse whatsoever for this kind of thing in a work

[01:00:02] Which is at least theoretically published by a reputable publishing company

[01:00:06] I do believe that there still is a profession called proof reader

[01:00:10] And this is a book which most sorely needed a good one

[01:00:14] So did you see that video of the monkey jerking off and then eating its own cum?

[01:00:19] Have you seen this? I'm sure I have it some it's free. It's pretty good. Yeah

[01:00:24] It's probably the best weird animal video i've seen since that donkey getting knocked into a fucking playstation one

[01:00:30] polygons by the train

[01:00:33] The monkey pissing in his own mouth too is a classic

[01:00:36] Or the one where the monkey takes the frog and then mouth fucks the frog. Oh god. Jesus. That's been yeah, boy

[01:00:44] Anyways, it looks like um, like it's like someone that like when it was like wild like uh, well, australia or whatever

[01:00:49] Yeah, yeah, and you like drive through and the monkey just like jacked off on someone's car then ate to cum

[01:00:56] Fantastic, but that's what that review felt like

[01:00:59] And so in 2014

[01:01:02] Fark tried to ban misogyny from the website this again a website that had to have its own separate site for boobs

[01:01:10] Tried to ban misogyny from the website

[01:01:13] Um, essentially saying you know rape jokes aren't gonna cut it anymore. We're not gonna do uh

[01:01:19] We're not gonna do this kind of dark humor

[01:01:21] Yeah, here it is Curtis hopes to this is a courtesy of slate

[01:01:25] Curtis hopes to establish some reasonable line between misogyny and parody but on a website with an 88 male readership

[01:01:32] That deploys words like slut boobies and sandwich

[01:01:35] So routinely that commenters claim they've magically cleansed of their originally sexist content

[01:01:41] I'm not so sure that the distinction between the jokesters and the misogynists is particularly relevant

[01:01:48] Curtis's own bio on the side is quote drew runs fark

[01:01:52] Drew likes boobies and beer. That's pretty much it

[01:01:56] This is not a place where the participants have established themselves as so obviously not sexist and so clearly respectful of women

[01:02:04] As equals that joking about misogyny comes across as straightforward progressive commentary

[01:02:09] Instead it feels dismissive

[01:02:12] And harassing for women who might also be interested in joining a community focused on mocking news site

[01:02:17] Distinguishing between the dudes who really hate women and the ones who are just like practicing their art man

[01:02:22] Can seem like more trouble than it's worth now

[01:02:24] I don't know if they ever actually did manage to ban misogyny on the site, but I have a feeling they didn't they didn't

[01:02:31] Yeah, no

[01:02:33] If the last

[01:02:34] Last you know half decade or so of things I've witnessed on the internet

[01:02:38] I'm gonna say that fark was probably unsuccessful in banning misogyny. Yeah, probably not

[01:02:42] But he did manage to ban both the people's republic of china and india from the website

[01:02:49] That's right

[01:02:50] Show bob not here buddy open cloth sex sex

[01:02:55] show hajean

[01:02:57] Several celebrities sex show bob open cloth milk truck arrive

[01:03:02] Several celebrities have stated that they either check the website regularly or participated in discussion forums using an account

[01:03:09] Some of these include alan combs of fox news hanity's old partner hanity combs

[01:03:15] Mythbusters co-host adam savage that kind of tracks sci-fi author jonathan scalsy also tracks and wil weaton

[01:03:23] Also, he even had his own tag on the website anytime. He posted a link

[01:03:28] There was a tag that said weaton that would show up

[01:03:31] Stephen king also has said that he uses fark on the occasion so

[01:03:35] Uh

[01:03:36] Shame on you, steven fark dot com Brian. We ever a farker

[01:03:40] No, not really. I always felt like fark was like the equivalent of that dorm room poster of like the five naked ladies

[01:03:47] With the pink Floyd album. Yeah

[01:03:50] Yeah, it's it's boobies website. That's the most wow. Have you heard how you heard about titties?

[01:03:57] You heard about this. Are you right about this?

[01:03:59] Apparently in china and the coca-cola factory. There's a special job

[01:04:04] That makes sure that one ingredient doesn't go in the beverage

[01:04:09] Go on tell me more be chinese a hotplay joke. Okay, there's no pp in this coke. Oh fantastic

[01:04:17] 5 000 upvotes. Yeah

[01:04:21] And now the moment you've all been waiting for

[01:04:25] shock dot jpg

[01:04:27] All right, you ready to do some grocery. Let's do it, baby. Yeah, let's go what we got today

[01:04:33] All right shock dot jpg this week comes to us courtesy of the screamer wiki. Of course, it's the screamer wiki

[01:04:39] We love them over there

[01:04:41] 2009 lawl shot hosted this called self-pwn.org

[01:04:46] And it was simply this

[01:04:48] huh

[01:04:50] A uh a young african-american man in a rather flexible state uh with his own dick in his mouth

[01:04:56] Is a pretty generous hog. Oh, yeah. No no question there

[01:05:00] And what's really funny to me. I always think this is so amusing when I see this in other photos

[01:05:05] Is that his nuts are just like pressed so tight up against them they barely they barely look like they're there

[01:05:11] It's smooth

[01:05:12] And boy he is shaving he's very hairless. I guess if you're sucking your own dick

[01:05:17] I guess you don't want any hairs in the way. I guess that makes a certain amount of sense

[01:05:22] Yes, and um, that's why I have back

[01:05:25] No, I'm kidding. No

[01:05:27] That's small, huh?

[01:05:28] Yeah, really going for it in the words of how we're to start I'm hung like a pimple. But anyway, um

[01:05:35] No, no, I actually I never have and thank god because I I just have a

[01:05:41] For some reason I I think that I would fuck it up somehow and injure myself and then be stuck in that position until someone finds me

[01:05:49] That would be my my greatest fear

[01:05:51] Um, and my understanding is from people who have done it and I've read amas and I've read, you know

[01:05:56] A bunch of things and it's like yeah, it's just like you're sucking a dick. Yeah

[01:06:00] I was gonna say I'm freelance from

[01:06:03] From come town and the am freelance show I commented I forget when and where but like uh, he was able to suck his own

[01:06:09] penis

[01:06:10] He was apparently flexible enough and so it doesn't really feel much like

[01:06:13] um, is you're getting your dick sucked is uh

[01:06:16] Is you're sucking a dick you're sucking the dick which which which tracks

[01:06:20] Yeah, I mean

[01:06:22] It's hard to I can imagine it being difficult to focus

[01:06:26] on receiving but also giving at the same time because

[01:06:30] you gotta be like

[01:06:32] In two head spaces at once to pardon the pun

[01:06:35] But the other thing is at the bottom there. It just says I can has penis burger

[01:06:41] Which also feels incredibly. They just oh god. Yeah, I can has cheeseburger. I can have dick burger

[01:06:47] So he's

[01:06:49] Taking the whole deal. Yeah, and he's got the cheek. He's got the cheek. Hucker and hucker and hard

[01:06:56] But yeah, lull shock

[01:06:59] At the bottom. Thanks for visiting selfpwn.org that picture of the black man sucking his own cock in parentheses

[01:07:07] You know, that's what your buddies are called in case you forget what it is. Yeah

[01:07:11] But yeah, self selfpwn.org

[01:07:13] Gotta give it up for a gentleman who's flexible enough. I he's got some good musculature there on his arm too

[01:07:18] Oh, no, yeah, no, I mean he's pretty jacked. Yeah

[01:07:21] He was he spent a whole entire year in the gym

[01:07:24] Yeah, so you could uh chew on his own hog getting there. He's like i'm almost there most of today's the day today's the day

[01:07:31] My question when I see things like this

[01:07:34] Who took the picture?

[01:07:36] Oh, yeah

[01:07:37] Was it a supportive friend?

[01:07:39] I gotta ask you something. Is that uh, like a nickel on the ground?

[01:07:43] It does appear to be some sort of coin

[01:07:45] I want to say it's a quarter. It looks a little bigger than a nickel

[01:07:47] But I mean scale is hard to manage at this distance. You think that's what he got for sucking his own dick

[01:07:53] If that was I think he was owed more you're gonna pay me to do it

[01:07:57] You're gonna pay me something more in the quarter and put down the fucking uh, you gotta put it on the barrel

[01:08:02] Saka jui or something. You know, give me at least a buck. Yeah

[01:08:05] Why don't you think about the blow man the blow man or a blow fly

[01:08:10] Oh parody. Yeah. Well, he like co-wrote uh, soulman

[01:08:15] Yeah, okay, and he did a parody called whole man

[01:08:20] You know, he's like god what I got

[01:08:23] Drunk it off in the ditch

[01:08:26] But there's a lion there was like now I got a penny

[01:08:30] And stick up your ass

[01:08:33] So there's no bottom in it. I only ever got to see blow fly perform once and I was about to ask him

[01:08:38] Yeah, what he meant by that

[01:08:41] And then like his manager who was also like his minder

[01:08:45] Like shuffled him off and then he like died

[01:08:49] I was gonna say yeah, not long after he passed away. Yeah, have you ever seen the the weird world of blow fly the documentary?

[01:08:55] I think I did because you sent it to me if I remember correctly

[01:08:58] Uh, because you sent it to me as like hey check this shit out. This guy just passed

[01:09:02] The blow fly was also like a deeply a man who was really in touch with his faith. He was the vout christian

[01:09:08] Right being one of the filthiest men ever to pick up a microphone. I'll say it's him in too short. Yeah

[01:09:13] Yeah, and uh, well, can I crack me up is there? I remember there's somewhere in that in that documentary like footage of him

[01:09:19] Like people like everyone else in the band like being rowdy and he's like just in the back like chilling with the bible

[01:09:25] It's a it's a still too, right? That's just like a single photo. Is it I can't remember

[01:09:28] I can't it's been about 10 years since I've seen I was gonna say yeah

[01:09:33] But it doesn't surprise me like some people are able to have that

[01:09:37] Divorce between yeah, you know what you do and what you say and what you believe, you know, I mean

[01:09:43] Yeah, it feels like he maybe had that

[01:09:46] One last bit about the self-pwn. This is from the original law shock

[01:09:51] description

[01:09:53] Self-pwn is a daring work of internet shock sight art that pushes photography to its limits

[01:09:59] The model in this piece is unknown

[01:10:02] The artist's surprising use of the human form and large black fallacies and ensure that this work has achieved significant

[01:10:07] No, right

[01:10:08] The daring and unconventional use of the background a remarkable handling of light makes this image instant hit if you find this image confronting

[01:10:16] comforting

[01:10:18] No, you're confronting and I think it's supposed to be comforting

[01:10:22] Maybe you can be both. I don't know

[01:10:24] And thought provoking perhaps you need to have a look over at the other works at law shock

[01:10:28] And what does self-pwn mean self-pwn or self-own is a term?

[01:10:32] It's used to indicate an incident in which an individual has performed an action that backfires their results in their own humiliation

[01:10:40] The relevance of this term is clear the individual in the photo

[01:10:44] I'm supposed to say photo in the photo is pawning himself in the mouth with his large black

[01:10:52] Amazing

[01:10:54] Yeah, so uh self-pwn

[01:10:56] It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show. It's time for the breath

[01:11:03] Time it's time for

[01:11:05] the breath mint

[01:11:07] Your mom's favorite part of the show breath mint dot jpeg breath mint. Yeah, there you go

[01:11:11] That one definitely needs a breath mint and fella, especially if he busted. Anyway, brian

[01:11:18] Yeah

[01:11:19] Chalky chalky salty

[01:11:22] Itchy tasty, itchy tasty um

[01:11:25] Yeah, really not a lot going on just been like

[01:11:28] Trying to get this house we rented ray for habitation, which is

[01:11:33] being been the a questionable

[01:11:36] thing at best

[01:11:38] the only thing I got is uh

[01:11:40] Last Saturday I got to uh

[01:11:42] photograph my good friends and ajj again

[01:11:46] I

[01:11:47] Had seen them since we ran into them in new orleans back in october. That's right

[01:11:51] Those guys flying going like hey, I see you guys this new orleans and like ben the bass player. She's like, oh, yeah, that was fucking crazy

[01:11:59] Um, it was good a good show um sold out they were on tour with um say anything who are

[01:12:05] Celebrating the 20th anniversary of their record is a real boy. Yeah, um, which is a record. I think I probably really fucking hated

[01:12:14] When I was 18, I'm pretty sure like I I

[01:12:18] Like ruined someone's night at a party because they put that on as you complained about or something

[01:12:22] Yeah, I mean, I still don't like their music

[01:12:26] The singer is kind of got some self-aware humor in a way that like I don't enjoy like

[01:12:31] Reminds me of like he feels

[01:12:35] I don't think he's a bad dude. Right. I'm just talking about the artistic output. I understand. Yeah at this guy

[01:12:40] Like I'll say like I don't think say anything put on a bad show at all

[01:12:43] I didn't sure I did low in for a say anything show like 12 years ago

[01:12:47] And I thought that them that the band themselves and their crew were all really nice dudes

[01:12:52] I thought they put on a great show

[01:12:55] Um, I feel like the people at the pageant and anyone on this tour

[01:12:58] That is seeing them live or seeing them live on this tour. I think you're going to get your money's worth

[01:13:03] I think uh between the openers greek death who are really great. That was my question. Yeah greek death

[01:13:08] Great death were fucking killer. I was kind of fucking blown away. Nice and ajj

[01:13:13] For an opening slot or for a support slot. Yeah, probably put together

[01:13:18] One of the best uh set lists and I've ever seen them perform. Okay

[01:13:22] um, it's the 10 year anniversary of uh christmas island

[01:13:25] Which I think is my favorite ajj record and they they pulled some some some nice ones off of there

[01:13:32] played coey's theme off of uh, bible 2 which is

[01:13:35] Not one that gets broken out too often. Yeah, because I was going to say bible 2 is my favorite

[01:13:40] I think bible 2 is i think bible 2 and christmas island

[01:13:44] I feel like those records are kind of cut from a similar cloth

[01:13:47] I think they come from a similar creative inspiration. Okay. I think adding uh,

[01:13:52] Preston on guitar and keys and

[01:13:56] mark on

[01:13:58] cello and keys

[01:14:00] Um, I think that's right. They didn't have cello on yeah

[01:14:03] I I just I just think that record has a very different sound than the rest of stuff in their catalog

[01:14:07] And it's just like a different mode of songwriting and I think um

[01:14:13] I think they're just just I think a lot of steps is locked in really well for both those records

[01:14:19] Good luck everybody and on the most recent record

[01:14:23] Disposable everything. Supposable everything. I think those records have some real high points

[01:14:27] I think there's some stuff on there

[01:14:29] That's among the best work that they've ever put out

[01:14:33] But as a front to back listening experience, I'm not sure if I can see that there's some there's some points where it's saying

[01:14:38] I get it

[01:14:39] Yeah, I don't want to be dismissive of some guys that I uh,

[01:14:43] I really respect as musicians as people

[01:14:46] I would love for them to have another front to back banger

[01:14:49] Yeah, the bible too or christmas island

[01:14:52] Um instead of a record that's like

[01:14:54] 75 percent pretty good or half good

[01:14:57] also

[01:14:58] How do you keep

[01:15:00] writing

[01:15:01] In that voice?

[01:15:03] Mm-hmm. How do you keep that fresh?

[01:15:05] Yeah, I can't imagine it's easy. Yeah, particularly when you're getting older and you don't have that youthful angst anymore

[01:15:10] I mean those these guys are about our age. Yeah

[01:15:13] And I don't have an answer. I like to think I'm pretty young at heart

[01:15:15] And I like to think that like ben and shaw and the rest of those guys are pretty much so as well

[01:15:21] Feels hard for me and amateur. So

[01:15:24] For a pro it's gotta be doubly. So yeah, um, but just an amazing performance since the pandemic

[01:15:31] I've seen them

[01:15:34] Three times now and I just feel like there's something different. There's a different fire in the belly

[01:15:39] So even if the records are the records are touring behind maybe not necessarily be on their whole their strongest work

[01:15:45] The performances are as great as they've ever been

[01:15:48] They are I still think one of the most interesting live bands to see

[01:15:51] And say anything

[01:15:54] Like I said, like I think if you're a fan of them, you definitely got your money's worth

[01:15:58] Um played some really cool plays. They play the rhyman theater the next day. Oh, okay

[01:16:02] Which I think is like the grand ol opera or what used to be the grand ol opera

[01:16:07] Huh in in Nashville. It looked like a really cool experience

[01:16:11] Originally the union gospel tabber knuckle. Okay, amazing the stuff that um

[01:16:18] That they were posting on social media when they were like doing check-in

[01:16:21] soundcheck and like low in for that show just like man

[01:16:24] This guy'd be so cool because I remember when the adj was just two guys in a van with like a rote

[01:16:29] Who was just like a buddy of theirs?

[01:16:31] Who worked on merch table and helped them drive and then

[01:16:35] It became something a little bit bigger and something a little bit bigger after that

[01:16:39] Like mark was telling me

[01:16:42] I was talking about having done the low end on the say anything show. I was like, man

[01:16:46] Forget who else was on that bill but I do know fake problems

[01:16:51] And the front bottoms were on that. Oh, wow

[01:16:54] And like that's just so and mark was like well like front problems are like bigger didn't say anything

[01:16:59] Yeah now yeah, like yeah, it's it's fucking crazy and I was like you guys went on a tour with them

[01:17:04] Like last year right for like when their anniversary tour is like, yeah, dude was fucking crazy

[01:17:08] Like we play like an apple orchard in like New York state to like 5,000 people damn

[01:17:15] And I'm like that's so fucking crazy like dude. That was great

[01:17:18] It was just cool because I haven't really talked with mark too much

[01:17:20] But me and him I think uh near it out about same some of the same stuff

[01:17:23] So that was really nice and and burt wasn't I could see him and he was in a super good mood

[01:17:28] He gave me the uh window uh flyer or the uh window poster for the swan show very cool

[01:17:35] Very cool. So I'm gonna get that framed that right up should be going up on the arts stl

[01:17:40] Pretty soon everyone's has been kind of crazy busy and I've obviously been busy with like moving and stuff like that

[01:17:47] Getting the house ready. I think it's okay. I think I ended up making a little bit too one note

[01:17:51] But under the circumstances in which I was trying to bang this thing out think you're fine. Yeah

[01:17:56] Yeah

[01:17:57] As long as michael gear doesn't fucking beat my ass exactly. Yeah chain

[01:18:02] As long as you didn't take it down to the riverfront and whoop your ass. Yeah, you're fine. I want you to act like a rabbit

[01:18:10] I don't know what that means mr. Gear

[01:18:13] You'll figure it out. Yeah, you know flay your soul in the infinite light

[01:18:17] From which guy has never seen. Okay, man. That's like this is gonna hurt the walk while i'm done doing this

[01:18:24] I don't know. Yeah

[01:18:26] Did you watch uh connor o'Malley's comedy special? I did watch connor o'malley's comedy special

[01:18:31] Yes, I was the one who let you know that it was out. Yeah, I called uh, I also want to let oh wait

[01:18:35] It was the other way around. It was the other way around. You're right. I let you know it was out brother

[01:18:39] You're right. You did I thought it was pretty interesting that the golden era of powerpoint comedy

[01:18:46] Yeah connor o'malley special

[01:18:49] Uh comedy solutions. I think it's what it's called stand-up solutions. There we go

[01:18:54] Where he debuts the the stand-up character ken

[01:18:57] Who tells hackney and jokes for 30 minutes the greatest bit with that is when he takes the guy's phone

[01:19:04] And like we have we're using a 5g

[01:19:07] to

[01:19:09] Create an ai bit based off of off of what's on your phone. It's just king going

[01:19:14] Consent is weird. Oh god

[01:19:17] Yeah, if you haven't seen it connor o'malley's uh the youtube there the full special is available

[01:19:21] Oh boy, what a hoot cannot recommend it highly enough

[01:19:24] I laughed so fucking hard like if you'd like

[01:19:27] Tim and eric or joe para and you haven't heard connor o'malley or you haven't you know

[01:19:32] It's it's odd that you would not know him if you know all those other things, but if you haven't

[01:19:38] stand

[01:19:41] Go home a man

[01:19:43] The bao or rork. Oh god

[01:19:45] How him and yelling about howard schultz

[01:19:48] Howard schultz

[01:19:49] Yeah, which is what daniel end up giving me that howard schultz for president button

[01:19:54] For christmas one year and i just i fucking love it. Yeah connor o'malley came to my mind

[01:19:59] through vine

[01:20:01] Because oh yeah, he just go up to those people in the orc shop pimp. I should pretty cool car

[01:20:07] You're a pimp and a player and I love you and I hope god will bless me with money

[01:20:11] Yeah

[01:20:13] But then he went to go right for fucking seth miers like i mean connor o'malley is

[01:20:17] Coming up man. I

[01:20:19] He's written for the like oscars or emmies or something like that

[01:20:23] Yeah, and then he uh, he did a few guest spots on i think you should leave

[01:20:27] It's on joe peros showed the joe perotox to you show he did a great episode of uh with on savarosa's uh

[01:20:34] Oh

[01:20:35] Yeah, he talks about growing up in chicago

[01:20:38] And I really once you realize like oh he's he grew up in chicago

[01:20:42] And so much of his bit is just making fun of like drunk cubs fans. Yes, he even did around wrigleyville

[01:20:48] He did a whole video

[01:20:50] When he was starting out or it was him and his roommate and they were drunk cubs fans like there's a whole

[01:20:55] Yeah, it's it's brilliant connor o'malley is is a rare generational talent

[01:21:00] And I really believe or not i didn't know this until recently that clip of someone on the ryeing lawnmower with like

[01:21:06] The I have the power of god

[01:21:09] That's him at the cop. Yeah, well that was him. He was on a set

[01:21:12] Okay, so the cop car is a fake cop car a movie set and he's walking around with a prop

[01:21:18] He's driving on a riding lawnmower with a prop gun

[01:21:20] I have the power of god

[01:21:23] But yeah, people saw that out of context and were like what the fuck

[01:21:27] Hope this guy's okay

[01:21:30] I hope the cop isn't giant revolver and like pointing it in a cop car. Yeah, um

[01:21:35] Because his stand-up is like if you took some tim and eric level of awkward social commentary and like

[01:21:42] The commie is not it's that's not funny, which I think is a lot tim and eric is like

[01:21:47] Oh, we make this so not funny that you have to chuckle

[01:21:50] It's like kind of like watching your uncle be racist in front of your like your girlfriend who's not white

[01:21:54] Yes, kind of thing. You're like, uh

[01:21:56] Yeah, they do smell like that uncle uncle carl's

[01:22:00] This isn't that crazy. Yeah, it's from all the food they eat that isn't like what you eat

[01:22:04] Which is just roller food from quick trip. Yeah, so if you haven't seen it color conor melanie stand-up solutions boy

[01:22:10] What a so fucking good hour and some change being covered with wife and child blood

[01:22:17] The rap for the ship at the rap for he goes on for way too fucking long about the rap for

[01:22:24] It's so fucking you've never been you have you've never been suckering going to a timeshare meeting have you

[01:22:29] I have but I was way too young to remember it because my mom was a travel agent

[01:22:34] So we would wind up and shit like that all the time, but I just

[01:22:38] I don't remember it

[01:22:41] But it feels like yeah, that's that's what would happen. It feels like yeah, um

[01:22:47] I got I got dragged to one of those um recently like out in creep core. I was no

[01:22:51] I was probably like uh

[01:22:53] 11 or 12, okay, you ever have a point in your life where you kind of just realize like you maybe you're a parent

[01:22:59] Or a grandparent or you know, you know, uncle like

[01:23:03] Maybe they're not

[01:23:04] Maybe they're not all that smart

[01:23:06] Maybe they are uh not infallible like you see you see like this image

[01:23:12] Of them become shagged and like oh, there's some schmuck. Yeah. Yeah, I have those

[01:23:16] Yeah, for sure. Watching my mom get taken in by a timeshare by a guy that kept like joking with the jury

[01:23:21] I was like, yeah, yeah, we get done with this. We're gonna go to the casino, right? Yeah. Yeah

[01:23:25] You like playing backgammon me too a little bit poker. Yes. Anyways the timeshare

[01:23:32] It's a lot of fucking money. You're never going to use it

[01:23:35] The bits and better call Saul where he goes and he he does bingo

[01:23:40] At the retirement community felt very real for that same reason. It's that same false confidence

[01:23:45] Yeah, it feels like a definitely a thing that I've witnessed at some point to my thing

[01:23:50] aside from the econor O'Malley

[01:23:52] Comedy bit was a Netflix show that people had recommended to me en masse over and over again

[01:23:58] Baby reindeer. Have you heard about this?

[01:24:02] Okay, but it's very good

[01:24:04] It's very good, but I do

[01:24:06] I do want to caution people

[01:24:09] About it

[01:24:11] It is listed as a dark

[01:24:14] comedy

[01:24:16] It is a drama about a guy who works at a bar

[01:24:20] And this woman becomes obsessed with him to the point that she's been stalking him for six months

[01:24:26] And like harassing his parents like it goes some weird fucking places, but it's enthralling

[01:24:32] and it's enthralling mostly because also

[01:24:35] You come to realize if you pay attention to the credits. Oh wait, this guy

[01:24:40] Who is playing the main character?

[01:24:43] wrote the play that the show is based on

[01:24:47] Which is autobiographical

[01:24:49] Meaning that with some names changed this happens to him

[01:24:53] That's deeply fucking upsetting because of some of the stuff that happens in the show

[01:24:57] I recommended in the sense that like boy it is

[01:25:01] Seven episodes and you will not be able to take your eyes off the screen because everyone in it a acts their asses off

[01:25:08] Be the story is so enthralling and also in typical like horror movie mode. You're going to be screaming at him

[01:25:16] Stop!

[01:25:17] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:25:19] Oh kind of way

[01:25:20] So yeah, it's it's definitely an interesting cultural artifact

[01:25:24] My favorite bit

[01:25:26] And it's really the only funny thing about it is that this woman who's stalking and harassing him

[01:25:32] Will send him all these emails riddled with typos and then end every email with sent from my iphone

[01:25:39] But as the show goes on

[01:25:41] typos start making their way into sent from my iphone

[01:25:45] Because she doesn't have an iphone. Oh god. So she's typing this out manually every time

[01:25:50] And so there's one where it's just like

[01:25:53] I can't remember what the actual text says but then it just says iphone

[01:25:56] Yeah

[01:25:58] Amazing, but she tries to keep up the artifice the whole time. It's fascinating

[01:26:03] There's a fantastic monologue in the second to last episode that has been making the rounds on tiktok with no context

[01:26:11] I'm like, oh, yeah

[01:26:13] You really need to see the rest of the show to make sense of this and also

[01:26:17] Why would you share just this part of the show?

[01:26:20] People on tiktok have no soul. That's they're all

[01:26:23] They all got the woke mind virus

[01:26:25] from

[01:26:26] The Chinese communist party. Well, yeah, I mean obviously but uh boy

[01:26:31] Recommend you watch it

[01:26:32] But man as many trigger warnings as i'm going to give you on it

[01:26:36] It delves into some real some real nasty shit. This is real filthy. It's not so much that it's graphic even

[01:26:43] It's just that it hits some topics that are a little

[01:26:47] Fraught sexual assault

[01:26:50] Uh, you know that that kind of thing like there's some there's some stuff in there where you have to be able

[01:26:55] To process it in a safe place. I guess is really the way I can put it

[01:27:00] Because it's frank and honest in its depiction and unfortunately

[01:27:05] Uh

[01:27:06] The episode in which this particular act happens is longer than any of the others

[01:27:12] Uh because they're like yep, we're gonna

[01:27:16] I'm gonna take our time with this and we're gonna, you know, give you warts and all kind of it's

[01:27:21] It sounds a lot like the other night when I uh came home from the house with the fucking splitting headache

[01:27:28] Just like could barely get up the stairs

[01:27:31] Yeah, splitting headache

[01:27:33] I like it was one of those things where like I also had like to take an incredible shit

[01:27:36] Oh, yeah

[01:27:37] So I had to like figure out as I'm like struggling to get up these stairs

[01:27:40] Like do I want to shit or do I want to take like the painkillers first took the painkillers first, which was a smart idea

[01:27:45] Yeah, and

[01:27:47] I have bowel movement. Yeah, let's just say

[01:27:51] That if I were to go to bed and never wake up

[01:27:54] And I had forgotten the flush. Yeah

[01:27:56] The coronary like looked

[01:27:59] Yeah, okay, we got we figured out the cause of death whatever that did something that did something to the man

[01:28:06] It would so be a fitting

[01:28:08] Yeah

[01:28:10] Yeah, it could be used as as evidence and

[01:28:13] Otherwise unexplainable

[01:28:15] death. Okay, how does incredible bowel movement?

[01:28:19] then I

[01:28:21] Made a pouch of of ice with a ziploc bag and took a bar towel

[01:28:26] Put down my forehead laid in bed

[01:28:28] And immediately fucking passed out. I do not think I was home for more than 10 minutes

[01:28:35] It was not even 8 30

[01:28:37] Because you were like texting me and other people were like texting me. I'm like, yo

[01:28:41] I'm sorry. I just like passed out because um, I have really bad headache and then I shit my brains out

[01:28:47] And then I was like, yeah, I think my body's done today. Yeah, like it's just like I

[01:28:53] Like just immediately just I slept for like I think seven hours straight. Damn. Yeah

[01:28:58] Apparently that was just a lot going on my bio is you know what we've done enough today. Yeah, we're shutting down

[01:29:04] You did the crazy

[01:29:06] Really was Jason the sort of bowel movement weren't low class that take photos of such a thing and show them to other people

[01:29:13] Well, definitely like do check this out. I'm still walking. Yeah

[01:29:18] Look at it go. God damn. Yeah

[01:29:21] Not short breath. Yeah

[01:29:24] Check my pulse is my blood pressure is good. Okay. Yeah

[01:29:28] It was terrifying. Oh good for you. Good. Yeah, clean out the pipes. Hell. Yeah, but this is what the baby reindeer sounds like

[01:29:35] it's just like just

[01:29:37] Yeah, spiritually and psychically. Yeah, it probably would be one human calamity after another

[01:29:41] Yeah, essentially that's that's what the show is and it culminates in this brilliant monologue

[01:29:46] I'm doing it a disservice by not spoiling it, but I do want to give you the full experience. So please

[01:29:51] Enjoy, but uh, just be warned. There's some there's some frank and serious stuff happening in that

[01:29:57] Well, that uh, it's about that time then that means it's time to tell people where to find you on the old internet

[01:30:03] If they want to show you pictures of their dookies, please if some eat some eat all of your your feces

[01:30:10] How do they do that Brian? Where can they find you?

[01:30:12] Oh, you want to find me on the internet? You can tell me about your cool bowel movements over on social media

[01:30:18] You find me either as ishaggi the board ishot g u i

[01:30:22] uh d b o r d or a music photographer a m u s i c k uh f

[01:30:29] You know, I hope you spoke photographer better than I can gosh. Gee willies

[01:30:33] Uh, just been having a hard time sniffing glue at the jim hinson factory

[01:30:38] Oh, jeez. Oh jeez. Oh jeez guys. I've been having my hand up this puppet all day

[01:30:43] I haven't been able to give a fucking sniff a blow in my nose. I'm having a real fucking hard time here

[01:30:47] I think i'm gonna freak the fuck out man. So anyways, uh, if you want to check out my photography portfolio

[01:30:53] You can go over to uh asshole music photographer dot com if you want to check out some words with the photos

[01:31:01] That's that's music journalism in a couple different ways. You can go over to uh a music photographer dot com

[01:31:08] Um, we want to check out the uh last

[01:31:11] Well certainly now since the hour

[01:31:14] last good

[01:31:16] Me a website left in st. Louis because gosh damn kevin johnson. He said fuck it

[01:31:20] I'm gonna go join the great st. Nover a ticket master. You can eat my fucking piss there uh,

[01:31:25] Post dispatch i'm tired of writing up about uh doing rai apps about whoever's playing at the fucking mu oh gosh

[01:31:31] It's orphan a at the muay who fucking cares. I'm gonna go work a ticket master

[01:31:35] Good for you kevin johnson. Um and uh, daniel hill. He's gonna be back working at emo's

[01:31:40] That's great because it's a square beyond compare

[01:31:43] Uh, uh, uh, yeah, so uh my swans rai app should be going up there anytime

[01:31:49] Uh, I got some really great foes of michael gear just staring a death stare into my lens

[01:31:54] I've got that really great one note rai app. Oh gosh. Gee will occurs. It's a great thing

[01:31:59] Uh, uh death cat for q and postal service that should be going up soon too. Oh, it's gonna be so good

[01:32:05] Jason jason where can they find you buddy? That's the arts st l dot com by the way the arts st l dot com

[01:32:10] Yeah, they can find me on various social medias as video crime v i d e o c r i m e

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[01:33:57] Bullshit and and knob blanket just hanging out dick it around. We love it. Hey, uh

[01:34:02] You hear that son's wife that he was at the bar with the other night that kind of talk. Yeah, that kind of thing

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[01:34:15] We're not spilling the tea here. No, no

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[01:34:33] Namaste. Good luck. Give mommy a good good fucking

[01:34:36] eat the knife. That's right