Episode 92 : Imagine Four Balls On The Edge Of Your Mouth

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[00:00:47] Trance, He's transing up

[00:00:53] Instead of a the portrait of Dorian gray it was the portrait of damn gay

[00:01:03] How's that it's like that's pretty good I like it

[00:01:06] I'm gay yeah

[00:01:08] In the attic there's a portrait. That's just getting straighter and straighter

[00:01:14] I'm not sure if you could straight or straight or gay or gay or all of a sudden like it's like wearing

[00:01:18] The porches wearing like a leather harness and has like a chevron mustache

[00:01:24] We're in leather chaps bathtub surrounded by men jacking off I

[00:01:29] Have thought the other day

[00:01:32] I think it was particularly in grade school or like the one kid that like found like his dad's porno

[00:01:38] A little bit more before a little bit earlier than other people with start telling you weird wildly

[00:01:44] Unaccurate things about sex based off of

[00:01:47] Yeah, I know several of those people. Yeah, so I

[00:01:53] I have thought

[00:01:54] You know in this day and age, you know with the internet

[00:01:57] And you know the the age of innocence for children always seems to be a little bit more

[00:02:01] Condensed than it was for the previous generation

[00:02:03] But I imagine like if you're like a school teacher is having the work like, you know

[00:02:07] Cafeteria recess and all that yeah, but you're not really like hearing that stuff anymore

[00:02:11] It's just like the bullshitting then just becomes like uh-uh

[00:02:14] My uncle man. He was like a fucking camera guy at vivid in the 90s

[00:02:20] His agenda and so came really squirt man shut the fuck up. It's just P. Bro

[00:02:26] Yeah, actually uh

[00:02:28] There's a squirt ball you can't see man. They called mezzan scene

[00:02:33] You fucking learn some shit about fucking a cinematography bro

[00:02:38] They start throwing like food at each other yelling about bokeh. I don't say bukkake. No well. Yeah

[00:02:45] It's not real if there's not a pure dish bro. Shut the fuck up

[00:02:50] That's cool. It's if she eats it. That's called goku and you fucker

[00:02:55] Next up on Fox 2 gooning is starting younger and younger

[00:02:59] Children at Townsend grade school in North County have started talking about goon caves and squirting

[00:03:07] Betsy Ross move over there's a new lady in town her name is Lisa and oh

[00:03:13] Oh

[00:03:15] Man so welcome to 48 minutes dogs barking my name is Jason. This is Brian and we're here for you every

[00:03:22] Wednesday morning is that what

[00:03:25] Morning, yeah, wake up. It's hump day now like I want to listen to a guy who says like too much

[00:03:33] and

[00:03:35] Another guy that has kind of radio voice but also laughs at everything. Yeah, yeah

[00:03:41] Particularly the last episode. Yeah, oh god. Yeah, how many how many fslurs did you add?

[00:03:45] I lost count at a certain point. I was no longer you lose count. I lost count around when it hit the double digits

[00:03:55] That's why I said, you know what we're we're not worried about it

[00:03:58] If you haven't heard that by the way, that is last week's episode about G man squad

[00:04:02] It is episode 91 these guys sure like to say the fslur is the name of the episode find it on all your podcast apps

[00:04:09] But yeah, it's a lot of emslurs in that episode

[00:04:13] I think it became doubly funny like by the end because you were just doing them

[00:04:19] To fuck with me. Oh, yeah, which was in the spirit of the age. Yes. Yes. Very much

[00:04:26] very much so

[00:04:27] 90s early 2000s gaming culture was definitely trying to get a gamer a

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[00:04:35] All right, so speaking of gooning Brian a gentleman who goes by the name Bri dot AI posted this video

[00:04:43] To Twitter the other day

[00:04:45] Says AI women are women which is a handy

[00:04:49] fucking width of the trans women are women

[00:04:52] phrasing and in it. It's a video of a board person

[00:04:58] Saying no to various AI women are all being generated as they pass by

[00:05:04] No, and then he hits upon

[00:05:07] What is essentially the character and blade runner and then?

[00:05:13] And then it shows him unscrewing the calf on a fleshlight type of thing and the tag is now you get to swipe left

[00:05:22] orifice dot AI

[00:05:24] So yes, the idea being that it is some sort of magical AI thing that is gonna finally I can fuck my computer

[00:05:34] So 404 media Samantha Cole wrote a great piece on it the headline this man wants to save the world by letting you jerk off into a computer

[00:05:44] The creator of the gimmicky DIY sex sleeve says any criticism against the orifice is quote gene warfare

[00:05:53] Hmm wonder wonder who that guy is gonna be voting for

[00:05:57] The article continues in the fuckable appliance category a new entry emerges a guy named Brian claims to have developed me

[00:06:04] Yeah, it is spelled the same too

[00:06:08] Concerning claims to develop an AI power fucks sleeve that talks back and responds to inputs like fingers or a penis

[00:06:15] Depending on how deeply you penetrate it. He calls it orifice quote

[00:06:19] Silicon adult toy from men with a computer vision system texts a speech speaks to text a large language model and generative moaning

[00:06:29] Oh Brian you're so good. You're so good at turning me on what smells so good is that your bug spray?

[00:06:38] So here's some brief video of it in progress

[00:06:41] And see him

[00:06:42] Manually penetrating the and you can also see the housing as it opens up it is double-sided

[00:06:47] So a few in your bro's want to share Eiffel Tower

[00:06:52] Eiffel Tower the fuck robot

[00:06:55] It's weird because I think the guy

[00:06:57] Then goes on to say some really weird shit. I also like how the the fuckbox has the

[00:07:05] the gamer PC

[00:07:08] Rotating LEDs going through all the different rainbow

[00:07:11] Because of the colors of the rainbow like it matches the fans on my alien wear fucking rig

[00:07:16] That's right. Yeah, I guess it is supposed to be some sort of desktop

[00:07:20] Fuck toy Brian told me he thinks AI fuck sleeves quote can save the world because quote the relationship between women and men is broken

[00:07:29] He said the top 20% of the gene pool don't care

[00:07:32] They're not carrying his genetic warfare

[00:07:35] All social action taken against orifice all protests be it in form of tweet or article or legislation

[00:07:42] Will be gene warfare

[00:07:45] That sounds like some incel shit and uh, yeah

[00:07:49] The idea that there's a top of the gene pool is pretty much pro natalist eugenicist nonsense

[00:07:55] That you see online from uh real

[00:07:58] Weird people so I saw a tweet today from someone that said that they had a cousin who was like an edgelord

[00:08:05] Kiwi farms troll and it was a miserable human being

[00:08:08] And they were autistic and they decided to kill themselves by walking into their bathroom

[00:08:14] And covering themselves in lyre flu and lying themselves on fire

[00:08:17] And that apparently when they did this I guess they have a moment of uh

[00:08:22] The individual was killing themselves had a moment of oh wow, this is bad

[00:08:27] And um by the time they turned the water on the shower the shower just basically uh ripped the skin off of their body

[00:08:33] Oh, okay. I kind of feel like uh

[00:08:35] That should happen to this guy

[00:08:38] I was wondering where you were going with that. Okay. Yeah

[00:08:42] I don't know it's necessarily a fitting punishment, but yeah, it's um, it's a shame

[00:08:47] He could there was a much better name which was uh open orifice

[00:08:51] Yeah, okay

[00:08:54] But just this whole incel like the top 20 of the gene pool the minute you start talking like that

[00:09:00] I'm like oh well every argument you're about to make is suspect

[00:09:03] Whoops

[00:09:06] I need a government-designated girlfriend

[00:09:08] Oh, yeah

[00:09:10] Speaking of government-designated girlfriends uh crimes

[00:09:16] Oh come on

[00:09:18] The Grimes thank you all for participating in the Grimes experiment

[00:09:23] So for those of you who are not familiar with Grimes Grimes is a I don't know electronic weirdo musician art pop

[00:09:30] vaguely avant-garde

[00:09:32] And canadian as well so uh with a mustache

[00:09:35] She played Coachella this past week and uh apparently

[00:09:40] Yeah, her songs played at double speed and then you hear her going ah

[00:09:44] Her fucking lisp every time she tries to play a track it plays a double speed and she's screaming at the crowd

[00:09:49] Well, I'm screaming in frustration really but the crowd can hear every utterance

[00:09:54] of like her freaking out

[00:09:56] so

[00:09:57] She's like okay fine

[00:09:59] People were comparing it unfavorably to frank ocean his coachella performance apparently was also

[00:10:05] Notably bad. Yeah. Yeah to say the least I know it's yeah, I think uh most things I've seen Coachella are pretty bad

[00:10:13] I think I think if you're you're whatever you're doing as a musician the worst thing you're ever gonna do is play coachella

[00:10:19] By so many merits right like uh, I'm trying to think like at the drive-in and did coach

[00:10:25] I think rages machines done coachella like which I feel is like

[00:10:29] Particularly if your band is quote-quote broken up more than once. Oh, yeah

[00:10:33] I think um, it's kind of like I would almost say morally bankrupt the dude coachella

[00:10:38] It's like oh you just want money and I get like

[00:10:42] If it's something like at the drive-in refuse like you guys probably never got

[00:10:46] The financial compensation you maybe deserve for the influence you had after you broke up but um

[00:10:53] Maybe maybe just don't do like the big soulless money sucking

[00:10:57] Music festival. Yeah, it seems like that would be the wrong place to do it

[00:11:01] Maybe maybe do a couple hometown shows

[00:11:03] but I don't know

[00:11:05] Do anything else, I mean

[00:11:07] I feel like Lala Palooza is like a little more respectable or Bonnaroo like yeah

[00:11:13] Because I think there's also a lot less like bad corporate baggage

[00:11:17] Sure those

[00:11:20] Because like golden voice does coachella and they've got a bunch of sus stuff

[00:11:24] I think there might even be some

[00:11:26] Like weird pro-israel stuff also tied up with coachella

[00:11:31] um

[00:11:33] But I also do like the video. I believe it's the coachella performance of

[00:11:39] Death grips where mc rye is just like throwing people off the fucking stage and being

[00:11:44] It's pretty good. So somebody on tiktok guy named skel 83 explain what happened

[00:11:51] showing his serato deck

[00:11:53] And he's like this is uh, this is how it's supposed to be

[00:11:57] So he diagnosed it as she pressed the sink button at the wrong time. Yeah, that's not reversible

[00:12:03] On this particular deck. It also sounds uh, like it was incredibly lazy of her

[00:12:08] Yeah, allegedly she has had these freakouts before

[00:12:12] At other festivals where she's had dj set

[00:12:16] So usually the stuff I've seen her when it was just her

[00:12:21] Was her with like a line six multi effects pedal

[00:12:26] and um, like a rolling gaya keyboard and a sp404 sampler or something like that

[00:12:35] Which I'm sure is a little bit more complicated in some ways compared to doing a dj set

[00:12:41] But apparently she was blaming it on the software

[00:12:46] Record box

[00:12:47] Allegedly or how I believe how she put was that she normally

[00:12:51] Does the file management on her own but she outsourced it to another person

[00:12:57] And they fucked it up. I'm just gonna say that probably this is just karma coming back from having like two children with

[00:13:04] The most un-fuckable man in the world

[00:13:07] Well, I mean crimes you can't beat match crimes

[00:13:12] You hit the sink button

[00:13:15] Oh

[00:13:20] Everything's too fast

[00:13:22] Um, I'm dumb off this money crimes. I'm doing kind of mean I can't handle the crimes. I'm going too hard

[00:13:29] I'm stroking out crimes. You did the stupid crimes. Oh, no

[00:13:35] Oh

[00:13:36] They're gonna have to put me in the rocket grimes and send me to the moon

[00:13:40] They have moon therapy crimes. It's so because you can't beat match. No

[00:13:46] Oh, this is you could even you could even do a dj night at mexican restaurant crimes can't be match. Oh, I'm dying

[00:13:56] It was a cyber truck so bad

[00:14:00] I said it was gonna be cool, but all it does is break down that shitty all crimes

[00:14:05] Speaking of which that's what we're not that's what's next brother

[00:14:08] So, uh, do you not look at tessel cyber truck? Oh, yeah

[00:14:12] The tessel cyber truck don't make it angry. Don't have it play baseball. There's some guy out in like glasco

[00:14:19] Who's gonna be making a video in a couple weeks like oh

[00:14:22] Go up by your side of truck

[00:14:25] I mean the mrs. We're out dogging

[00:14:28] Oh

[00:14:30] You think you think you can't do certain things for me tell you getting the man's seat off of its fucking terrible

[00:14:36] It's worse than the bird shite

[00:14:39] so a user on twitter, uh stonk king

[00:14:44] Stonk king for tessel cyber truck owners one do not wash your car in sunlight and two

[00:14:51] Do not tell tessel sc's that you drove it through a car wash like this guy

[00:14:57] Even if you turned on car wash mode, they will void your warranty

[00:15:03] The cyber truck does not work anymore

[00:15:07] I'm about two and a half months in

[00:15:10] And 3400 miles

[00:15:14] And it's not working right now. Let me show you

[00:15:18] So when I go in open the door you see one problem

[00:15:23] The screen is not coming on

[00:15:25] The manual recommends to reset the screen

[00:15:28] You have to hold these two buttons in

[00:15:31] For 30 seconds

[00:15:33] And then the screen will reset and display a tesla logo

[00:15:36] But listen to the noise this thing makes when I hold on it

[00:15:40] All right, I'll be quiet now. That was a weird popping sound

[00:15:44] fairly this gentleman

[00:15:46] Captain ad on tiktok had this to say

[00:15:50] So what did I do different today? I went to the beach. It took the dog

[00:15:54] There'll be a video on that when I get to it

[00:15:57] It went home

[00:15:59] Took it through the car wash and make sure all the sands off vacuum the inside

[00:16:03] But I noticed there was some sand in the truck bed

[00:16:07] So I put the tonneau cover up

[00:16:09] And I just hosed off the

[00:16:11] The sand in there and there seemed to be little slots. That's the only thing I've done that's different

[00:16:17] Then I pulled it in the garage

[00:16:21] And nothing

[00:16:24] We are a couple minutes in

[00:16:27] Should have had a little tea up here by now on a new display

[00:16:29] 3,400 miles on this vehicle by the way. Yeah. Oh, there's some people saying they having they barely get them out the fucking lot

[00:16:36] Oh, yeah, I've seen those it's a new fucking lemon. It's a new corvair

[00:16:40] Yeah, the cyber truck has been an exhausting and

[00:16:44] Stupid example of like yeah, elan. You don't know what you're doing. What the fuck?

[00:16:49] Why is why is all this happening?

[00:16:51] But like you take your car to the car wash and your car's fucked. How insane is that it's fucking wild

[00:16:57] Oh, I uh, I sprayed some water in the trunk and now nothing works

[00:17:01] Christ almighty. That's gonna happen. It's a trunk of a truck. It's I don't know

[00:17:07] baffled

[00:17:09] What miles clees say it's like if you have a cyber truck you like get a lobomie or something

[00:17:16] Something like that. Yeah, I think yeah, I don't know his exact phrasing

[00:17:19] But yeah, he definitely didn't hold back and I honestly at this point

[00:17:23] I think he's right because boy, what a waste of time and money

[00:17:27] You thought you were getting in on the future. You thought you were you know, you're gonna be uh

[00:17:31] All hip and cool. It did not escape me by the way that this gentleman captain ad is wearing a

[00:17:37] Mandalorian

[00:17:40] Mandalorian short sleep button-up shirt. I saw him at the tesla dealership strutting in there

[00:17:45] his all birds

[00:17:47] And his uh fucking commuter joggers. Yep, and they were like

[00:17:53] Yeah

[00:17:55] He comes back like oh if you want the undercarriage spray

[00:17:59] So you can uh

[00:18:01] host sand off of it. That's actually another 4,500

[00:18:05] We get the all-weather undercarriage spray

[00:18:10] Just a fool in his money, you know, like just it's one of those things

[00:18:14] I want to feel bad for these guys, but then I'm like, you know what now

[00:18:17] I always keep coming back to the thought that when I worked at the rich people place

[00:18:21] That the individuals that drove up in the fucking teslas. Yeah, we're always like the most clueless

[00:18:27] helpless motherfuckers

[00:18:30] And you know, I would like get tickets from people and be like

[00:18:33] I think this person works for the cardinals like you know like people like oh, this is a legitimate rich person

[00:18:38] And

[00:18:40] Uh, I would get these tickets from these people. I'm like you're some dumb ass

[00:18:44] Yeah, how did you get all that money? I had a guy one time that actually had the audi electric car

[00:18:50] Not the fucking fetishize the vehicle the vehicles that are destroying this plant

[00:18:54] But like oh, this is actually like a real fucking car

[00:18:57] Right like I popped open the trunk put his shit in there hit the fucking button

[00:19:01] I was like see like this thing and he's like

[00:19:05] Yeah, I'm like, yeah, it doesn't look like a piece of shit. I'm like a tesla and he's like

[00:19:09] Okay, all right. Yeah, he's like check out this shit where I put my golf clubs and I'm like, I don't care anymore. Okay. Yeah

[00:19:16] Uh, just was gonna say one thing but uh, uh,

[00:19:20] motherfuckers in the midwest don't like we try and show me like, yeah, I just got this uh

[00:19:24] A new new bimmer man and check this out like if this thing moves down the mill

[00:19:28] So it's uh, so you put your skis in like yeah, but we uh

[00:19:32] You know, where are you going? We're going to Hinn Valley to do the fucking, you know, doggy hills or whatever the fuck they're called

[00:19:38] Bunny slope. Yeah. I mean that's all you that's as close as you're gonna get these days

[00:19:43] Uh, unless you're driving, you know, like in cross country

[00:19:47] Which I don't think you should do in an electric or a hybrid vehicle personally, but that's just me

[00:19:53] Just given how much these things fuck up all the time. Oh and uh driving them in the cold

[00:19:57] Right, uh, apparently they take like three times as long to charge and

[00:20:01] Yeah, so on so forth. That's because they're still dealing with the lithium ion batteries. Yeah

[00:20:06] Those fucking little kids in the congo gotta stop fucking up the licking telling you

[00:20:11] Come on come on. You want to keep all of your fingers?

[00:20:16] I was trying to think who was the terrible belgian guy

[00:20:20] You got to be more specific

[00:20:22] I don't know. I have belgian in-laws and my mom's always said they're so nice

[00:20:26] So i'm like yeah, well when you think about what they did to the congo, right? Yeah, not good

[00:20:30] Oh, leopold II. Okay. Do you want to bring back leopold II if you stop fucking up the lithium?

[00:20:37] So it doesn't do good in the cold. Mm-hmm

[00:20:40] Huh?

[00:20:41] Hmm. I don't know. There's no real good segue for this. So i'm just gonna break this down for you

[00:20:45] Speaking of things you can't eat if you don't have your fingers because you weren't mind lithium good as a child

[00:20:51] Oh man, there you go. Okay

[00:20:53] That's right. We have borga. We have borga gay plugez whose bio

[00:20:59] Says I help christian entrepreneurs lose fat inside default kings.com

[00:21:05] 502 plus men served hey not the slut chain, but you know

[00:21:09] Our biblical process to lose 10 to 30 pounds or more. Did he bar to an atomic cowboy?

[00:21:17] So his post which actually would became an ad when he paid for it

[00:21:21] 74 grams of protein 770 calories

[00:21:23] You would have a six pack if you ate this two to three times a day and i'll DM you the recipe for free

[00:21:29] Just reply burger or retweet this tweet must be following. I mean it is a treat

[00:21:35] It is a treat. Absolutely. It's not an everyday food, but apparently he thinks it is well our good friend kathar jensen

[00:21:41] Messaged the guy and said yeah, you know what? I would like this burger recipe

[00:21:46] Oh, yeah, this is uh, do you remember the reply burger to get the burger recipe guy? He sent me the burger recipe and uh

[00:21:51] The recipe is as follows 10 ounces 93 7 ground beef

[00:21:58] Normal burger buns sugar-free ketchup normal mustard any veggies you want four slices reduced fat cheddar

[00:22:05] A that's not a recipe

[00:22:07] B

[00:22:07] 93 7 beef and you're not cracking the egg in there nothing. No, that's ridiculous

[00:22:13] Drain out your fucking mouth

[00:22:16] Olive oil something yeah, yeah, this is you dry as hell bro

[00:22:20] This might disgust you but that's what like I use for chili

[00:22:24] Well, that's perfectly fine with chili because it's not the main ingredient as opposed to a burger where that's pretty much all it is

[00:22:31] A burger you got to have at least 80 20 personally

[00:22:34] If you ask me and if I don't have 80 20 I crack an egg

[00:22:38] Like you said you got to have some some moisture in there. Yeah, it's ridiculous

[00:22:42] And also you get you know if you're cracking the egg you get you know some add flavor some proteins and different binds it together

[00:22:47] Real nice. Yeah

[00:22:49] Part of why you do it and you get the protein you had the protein chains help bring it together when you're cooking

[00:22:53] Yeah, there's I mean a million different reasons why but like this

[00:22:58] 93 10 ounces of 93 7 right sugar-free ketchup, which

[00:23:03] Okay, you don't have to have ketchup on a burger if you don't want the sugars

[00:23:07] Don't have ketchup. That's what i'm saying, but yeah normal buns

[00:23:12] Any veggies you want in this photo it looks like some sauteed onions

[00:23:17] And that's it four slices reduced fat cheddar. You could probably cut some calories with the cheese brother

[00:23:23] Oh, no shit

[00:23:24] One slice a cheddar is fine. You really need four slices. No one per burger is fine

[00:23:31] Yeah, I mean two if you're feeling slutty, but but even that you're gonna be

[00:23:36] That's a whole another hundo calories per slice depending on how bad your american cheese is

[00:23:41] It's probably like

[00:23:43] I really feel like if you just had like a good slice of gouda

[00:23:47] Yeah, exactly jack like that gives you enough add flavor right it's it's bonkers

[00:23:52] I have very strong feelings about burgers and you know this you just had one the other day

[00:23:57] You just cook some burgers for us over the weekend. They were fucking fans folks

[00:24:00] Folks this man knows how to cook a burger and the fix in the fixings. Yeah fixings were divine

[00:24:06] So I have a very particular

[00:24:08] set of

[00:24:10] I'm a man with a very particular set

[00:24:13] I know I was trying to avoid saying that because like I started that sentence and went uh, this is turning into the taken speech

[00:24:20] I I'm very very particular about burgers in one of a certain way

[00:24:24] I don't fuck around with 93 7 for those of you not familiar with the terminology that is your fat to meat content

[00:24:31] So 5 fat 95 percent mean

[00:24:35] You're making meatloaf with that is essentially what you're doing. You're not making you know

[00:24:39] Juicy burgers. There's no flavor. Yeah

[00:24:43] And I use 93 when I'm doing things like chili. Yeah, just because I'm too lazy to degrease

[00:24:50] And that's fine

[00:24:50] That's a very specific purpose that you're using it for that that fits what you're doing because you're making up for that

[00:24:56] With all the other stuff that's happening

[00:24:58] Yeah, you're not going to notice that in a chili as much as you would in I don't know

[00:25:03] Meatballs or even you know, whatever

[00:25:05] You can still use like 93 for making sloppy joes because you're doing fucking barbecue sauce anyways and shit like that

[00:25:11] Sure, tomato paste and all that stuff. Yeah, you're kind of adding in

[00:25:16] The moisture other ways but this this is

[00:25:19] Psychotic psychotic. There's no there's no reason for this the fact that he's not even saying like oh, yeah

[00:25:24] You know a little bit of garlic powder and like salt and pepper and the burrito nothing

[00:25:28] No, just just raw dog in life man. I don't

[00:25:32] Like it's just like so anyways if you were to eat this

[00:25:35] Eat this two or three times a day and lose weight eat prison food

[00:25:39] Yeah, looks like the food that they served me and at the high school

[00:25:43] I went to yeah in the school district. It was always risking the losers on accreditation

[00:25:49] One of the replies to kthorough's post here

[00:25:52] This is halfway to a good burger. He's going through, you know garbage tear frozen pre-made patty

[00:25:57] You'll get an argument there quote american cheese. Okay decent quality ground beef and cheddar great top quality beef cooked medium rare and brioche bun and blue cheese

[00:26:07] Kthorough's response. I will brook no columny on american cheese hate her

[00:26:12] I feel like I feel like the burger is like about the only spot american cheese really shines

[00:26:16] Yeah, because of a very specific use case

[00:26:19] Yeah, it's that and every once in a while a grilled cheese, but you have to have a second cheese on there for flavor

[00:26:24] Anyway, here's a hot take appreciator at i hate mit surely people who unironically message random guy needing a quote

[00:26:31] Burger recipe need to be told to add salt and pepper

[00:26:35] Not wrong just baffling to me and real disgusting filth burger the whole idea is that it's like yes

[00:26:41] our biblical process to lose 10 to 30 this is uh, this is like uh

[00:26:46] A zekiel bread, but for burger. This is the burger that moses ate

[00:26:52] On the on the on the ark. Yeah, no, oh there were only b 93 7 b fundy arc. No, uh, yes my lord

[00:27:02] You know, yes my lord. I'll be setting the angels down to check

[00:27:07] Yes, sir

[00:27:09] Oh man, so this weekend saw a

[00:27:13] A return to world of warcraft for a very particular online type of person

[00:27:17] This according to the twitter account undead keith at neo sytheon

[00:27:21] Someone playing wow has staged a right wing mass

[00:27:25] protests at least 50 or more dead bodies in orgrimmar all of them with names like

[00:27:32] Clinton victim pizza gate true

[00:27:35] blm

[00:27:36] terrorist

[00:27:37] Close the border adrena chrome

[00:27:42] So apparently someone decided in world of warcraft to

[00:27:47] stage this kind of like okay

[00:27:49] Who else is seeing this right wing chuds who play wow? That's a really small audience

[00:27:55] Who are you supposed to be convincing with this?

[00:27:58] Yeah, I like the response here. Uh, that was me had the day off and thought I try and get the word out about what's really going on

[00:28:06] from uh

[00:28:08] stotsi boots

[00:28:09] At tekinzo kenzie. Yep

[00:28:12] Here's a tianamin square read about it a 10 million orcs starved in front of the bourgeois

[00:28:18] auction house glory to chairman mal

[00:28:21] There's someone else's edited screenshot there

[00:28:24] Incredibly based koof cops says oh griper kind of fucked up the one guy took all the best names on the server

[00:28:32] Yeah, I'm gonna be logging in as my account clinton victim

[00:28:36] I uh

[00:28:37] Is your play war warcraft? I never did. I think I dodged that particular bullet played it for

[00:28:43] three or four months straight

[00:28:45] And particularly low par on my life is just when you get in the mmorpgs

[00:28:49] Yeah, you don't get in the mmorpgs because like things are going. Yeah, things are going good. Yeah

[00:28:55] Um, but um, I'm trying to remember

[00:28:58] What the name of my character was I had one that was pretty obnoxious

[00:29:04] Oh, it was monkey cheese. Oh no

[00:29:07] And I played in a goon in a goon

[00:29:11] Clan that were called sons of goku. Oh no

[00:29:15] and um

[00:29:17] The whole entire thing is that we all picked really obnoxious

[00:29:20] Annoying names. Yeah, so we would hope that puppies wouldn't want to like join up with us too much. Okay

[00:29:26] And we ended up actually

[00:29:28] Inviting a couple people that we played with in random skirmishes and whatever like oh, that was fun

[00:29:33] Yeah, if you're looking for a clan you can be with us for a while

[00:29:36] like one guy

[00:29:38] Uh what he told us was that he was a uh school resource teacher

[00:29:42] Oh, no, and he was just playing wow on his laptop like well monitoring in his ISS

[00:29:49] And I like it's pretty pretty fucking awesome. Oh my god. Yeah, I just can't like in world

[00:29:54] Like I will it's a very particular audience

[00:29:57] It's a very small audience too because I don't think wow's numbers are anywhere what they used to be

[00:30:01] I think they're still pretty high. I think they're still about 10 million really

[00:30:04] Yeah, I feel like it would be more a more cutting edge if it were

[00:30:09] File fantasy 14. Yes, absolutely

[00:30:12] My brother told me when he was playing war war craft and he was playing in a clan

[00:30:18] And it got really dark. He's like, yeah, there was like this married couple that was in our clan and like

[00:30:24] Fairly sure they were neglecting their children

[00:30:27] Oh, yeah, those stories were pretty rampant

[00:30:30] In the early days. There was a couple that I knew I actually

[00:30:35] Got them talking to each other in high school and now they have like like three kids and all that

[00:30:40] But they both went to the same college

[00:30:43] And they both ended up dropping out because all they did was play world of warcraft

[00:30:49] That's a lot. I mean, I don't know if i'm like 19 all i'm doing is playing video games and and fucking my girlfriend

[00:30:56] Like I mean life could be worse. Sure. Um, like these are both very two very smart talented people

[00:31:02] Yeah, and I mean like their lives are fine now. I don't think like they're like destitute or anything

[00:31:06] But like that's a that's a that's a rough curveball to give yourself. Yeah for sure

[00:31:11] I cringed internally when I heard that I was like, oh, well, I mean

[00:31:15] Again, like they're both doing they're not like they're

[00:31:18] They're fine. Like yeah, they have good jobs like their lives aren't fucked

[00:31:22] I thought that's where you were going with the story because you mentioned it

[00:31:25] But that's just like I heard that they had like both had to basically drop out of college because they're playing

[00:31:30] They're all they were doing is basically fucking in playing world of warcraft

[00:31:36] Which is you know goddamn. Yeah, I mean there are worse ways to pass the time for sure. Yeah

[00:31:42] I just don't know if it's worth filling out of college for no. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine that

[00:31:47] It's this is like a lot of money down the drain

[00:31:49] yes

[00:31:50] Speaking of a lot of money down the drain brian

[00:31:53] seamless segue

[00:31:55] It's crypto scam of the week

[00:31:56] You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's time for the crypto scam of the week

[00:32:04] This week we were talking about. Do you know are you familiar with this this uh

[00:32:07] st fill

[00:32:09] No, no, all right

[00:32:10] So the idea behind it st fill according to molly white at web three is going great

[00:32:15] A protocol that promises liquid staking and leverage mining to holders of file coins f il token

[00:32:22] announced on twitter

[00:32:24] Quote we believe that the st fill core technical team is under investigation

[00:32:29] By local chinese police

[00:32:31] According to them

[00:32:32] While some of the core members were detained by chinese police tokens the f il tokens were moved to an unknown wallet

[00:32:39] They also acknowledged that there had been quote abnormal unscheduled upgrades to the protocol

[00:32:44] They asked community members for help in tracking the wallet some

[00:32:47] Speculated that the story was fake

[00:32:50] And that's where i'm leaning as well

[00:32:52] Because um, were you moving that money bro?

[00:32:56] And then the project oh, uh, i'm my bro is holding it while i'm talking to the cops

[00:33:03] It's the old holding it for a friend, but it's real this time. I promise

[00:33:07] Yeah, according to the block st f il stated on twitter tuesday that its core team members were under investigation

[00:33:14] In large amount was moved that was 2.5 million f il tokens 22 million dollars

[00:33:20] They were moved ahead of an unscheduled update to the protocol upon learning we're looking for assistance

[00:33:27] Nothing more has been said about this so all I have is conjecture and the the word of these team members

[00:33:33] Which generally is not good enough to go on but i'm going to go ahead and call my shot

[00:33:37] I'm gonna do a babe ruth moment

[00:33:39] They're taking the money and running. Yeah. Yeah, i'm just i'm just

[00:33:43] Something tells me this is the first I have heard someone talk about file coin. Yeah, and probably three or four years

[00:33:52] So it's been around a while. It's been around

[00:33:55] I don't even know I didn't even know file coin was still a thing

[00:33:59] That's how fucking obscure and weird this is maybe it's a thing. It's only popular with asian markets, but

[00:34:05] Every once while you'll see an image on crypto twitter get passed around

[00:34:09] Shows how quickly the market changes as far as like what's popular what has staying power

[00:34:14] By showing like what the listed coins were on coinbase in like 2016. Yeah, I think like ethereum and

[00:34:22] bitcoin and

[00:34:24] Ripple xrp are like the only three that are still like in like coin. I think are the only ones that are still around

[00:34:31] Yeah, I mean that makes sense

[00:34:33] This the block article does mention that last august chinese authorities charged a local file coin mining firm and its executives

[00:34:42] For allegedly orchestrating an 83.3 million pyramid scheme

[00:34:46] And then three years ago local police seized 62 million from a file coin miner

[00:34:51] So it is being used for nefarious purposes already in other places

[00:34:56] And so the idea that you're gonna have liquidity

[00:35:00] By giving them file coin

[00:35:03] Seems like a yeah extra steps like loans or something

[00:35:07] Liquid staking is what they called it

[00:35:10] You would put up your portion of it

[00:35:13] in file coin

[00:35:15] For returns later. I guess I

[00:35:18] I'm just baffled by the whole thing and you know, no

[00:35:23] Representatives from the police have come out and confirmed the story. So it's one of those things where it's just

[00:35:28] It's just the word of this group

[00:35:30] Yeah, it's just like oh, um, who put this turd in our pants?

[00:35:38] That's as you as you who shared the turd no I did

[00:35:42] The dev died in a plane crash. Sorry all our money's gone. The dev was uh after launch

[00:35:47] He said he was gonna go climb Mount Everest and his oxygen shake ran out and he died

[00:35:52] And we can't move him because yeah, he's just frozen in place up there. Sorry guys money's gone

[00:35:57] We don't know what happened to his cold wallet is his trezner

[00:36:00] There were a couple projects too where a guy did say like yeah

[00:36:04] Our our guy died in a plane crash or something. Yeah, try to suck his own dick and snapped his uh his spine

[00:36:13] And we don't have access to anything. Sorry

[00:36:15] Um, but yeah, this this here from st file

[00:36:19] um

[00:36:21] We believe that the technical team is under investigation by local chinese police not

[00:36:25] We know that's a couple of his responses are just like, huh?

[00:36:30] Can you tell me where the police are? You know, um

[00:36:34] Please do something to help the investigator many of us are staked our fill savings in st

[00:36:38] Phil there is no reason for you to just watch it sink. How do I unsteak?

[00:36:43] Yeah st phil case tells us not to touch chinese projects because they'll be robbed by the chinese government

[00:36:49] Oh

[00:36:51] Oh, I would never you know never accept a coke from a chinese man

[00:36:57] A terrible mistake to make he will have

[00:37:00] Micturated in it. Well speaking of terrible things. Yes

[00:37:04] So imagine

[00:37:07] Jason yeah four balls on the edge of a cliff. Okay

[00:37:11] And the ball closest to the cliff falls off

[00:37:13] Uh-huh and the other three balls move forward and the fourth ball is replaced with a new ball

[00:37:19] uh-huh

[00:37:20] Time works much the same way

[00:37:24] For those of you who have been following along with us for a long time

[00:37:27] You may know what this is referencing some of you may not this is a rpg created by something awful users

[00:37:34] Called zyborg clock. I was able to piece together some interesting stuff

[00:37:38] I was not around when zyborg clock was first a thing so I had to kind of

[00:37:42] I was there. I was there when when the when the posts were were written

[00:37:47] I was there when the magic was born. Okay

[00:37:50] So what can you tell us what what was the

[00:37:53] That era of the something awful forms is probably I want to say like the second heyday

[00:37:58] um

[00:38:00] And there was always

[00:38:04] An element of goons that tried to buy off more they could chew

[00:38:09] and the zyborg clock was one of those and

[00:38:14] The problem with goon projects

[00:38:18] Is it nine times out of ten?

[00:38:20] What basically happens is that someone has

[00:38:23] Like an idea that maybe isn't that bad

[00:38:27] But they don't necessarily have the talent or the drive

[00:38:31] to bring a frutition

[00:38:33] Bring it forward to

[00:38:35] Actually do anything with it the long running joke used to be when a goon project like this would

[00:38:41] Launch or someone make a post like hey

[00:38:44] I have this idea with anyone be willing to work on me with this is always so oh, I can I can do the website

[00:38:51] Well, yeah, because you're talking to forums users their skills are generally very limited

[00:38:55] Yeah, that type of thing. So according to the s.a. Cyclopedia

[00:38:59] I don't know how up to date this information is so we'll see the zyborg clock was a goon project to create a sci-fi

[00:39:05] Electro punk rpg using rpg maker software

[00:39:09] It is now best known for being a spectacular failure that makes every other failed goon project pale in comparison

[00:39:16] It was originally started in the byob

[00:39:19] subform

[00:39:20] Now by ob generally known as the chill zone very cool chill people in there. That's where uh

[00:39:27] db once wrote by ob on his butt

[00:39:32] Yeah, I forgot about that that's right

[00:39:35] How about rpjw?

[00:39:35] Rex meteorite in occupied Japan created the project mid december 2006 with great fanfare

[00:39:41] How about occupy japan and rpjw right?

[00:39:45] So recruitment slash discussion strats were started in both by ob and the game sub forum

[00:39:52] Multiple banner ads were bought. I still don't have the banner ads. I'm looking for him

[00:39:57] And contributors even set up an offsite server and forum to coordinate development over 50 active contributors were claimed

[00:40:04] Some initial work was shown off and things were looking pretty good.

[00:40:08] Barely two weeks later, the project had imploded under a shitstorm of drama and neglect.

[00:40:14] The external site closed and the still active banner ads pointed to threads that were now

[00:40:19] either locked or gassed in the terms of something awful when something is the gas chamber.

[00:40:24] That means not only is it bad, it's been sectioned away in its own special sub-forum.

[00:40:29] Although most of the action happened on the external forums, most accounts state

[00:40:33] that things immediately turned clicky and circle jerky and drama spread unchecked as

[00:40:38] there was no effective organization or leadership to settle disputes or coordinate efforts.

[00:40:44] Although the project was short lived, Zyborg and Clock lives on in the form of hilariously

[00:40:47] bad concept art and dialogue that get brought up from time to time.

[00:40:52] Foremost among these, and this is the one I always come back to, is Johnny Five

[00:40:55] Ace's.

[00:40:56] A beer drinking cigar smoking...

[00:41:00] Four headless man with some sort of hip dysplasia.

[00:41:05] With a leg propped up on a table showing his hip dysplasia, a weird moose knuckle, drinking

[00:41:12] a stine of beer with a claw hand.

[00:41:18] He's holding up the last ace, there are four aces on the table and the fifth ace

[00:41:22] is in his hand but his hand's got a middle finger up holding the ace.

[00:41:27] It's very bad.

[00:41:31] So Zyborg and Clock in its inception, according to this website that I found it was called

[00:41:35] she.bibonon.org that is everything she knows, the only reliable source it says.

[00:41:44] So this is four years worth of stuff about Zyborg and Clock.

[00:41:49] This is supposed to be an actual script for the gameplay, the prelude is as follows.

[00:41:54] And, and, Princezz, this is supposed to be actual script for the gameplay.

[00:41:58] Rough draft, not for public consumption.

[00:42:00] Prelude, at the end of a long room filled with whispers and handshakes sits a man fondling

[00:42:06] a small dark object.

[00:42:07] Who up, who up fondling they small dark object?

[00:42:11] Sorry.

[00:42:12] Who up, who up pondering their small dark object.

[00:42:15] Anyways, the ancient wooden benches along the room's perimeter are full, mostly of women

[00:42:20] and children leaving the men to mingle.

[00:42:22] The man sits firmly offering a voying eye contact which could be Mr.Turfrit as an offer of his

[00:42:28] seat he clutches the object nervously through a forest of arms, legs and coattails.

[00:42:32] A small child wanders through the man, the man, drawn by curiosity in free of her

[00:42:38] attentive mother's eye.

[00:42:39] Whatcha got there mister?

[00:42:41] Quotes the girl.

[00:42:42] He pauses for a moment considering plots what might employ the child as a spy, patent food

[00:42:48] to inquire, exhausted and drawn to the child's innocence.

[00:42:51] The wall of sea or sea melt for a moment.

[00:42:53] This, my darling, is a device.

[00:42:56] The vice many men and many women have dined to see, to understand and to own.

[00:43:02] In many ways it is like one of your toys but a toy for adults.

[00:43:05] This darling is a zye-borne clock.

[00:43:09] Suddenly, barely visible in the dim light, the child's eyes change.

[00:43:13] The hazelnut brown tones are unglueing into silver, melting in the swirls of pearl and mechanical

[00:43:17] shades.

[00:43:19] Her body loses its shy posture and rapidly conforms to a rigid upright stance.

[00:43:24] Her mouth opens slightly with programmed precision.

[00:43:27] She moves her wrist slowly towards her tiny lips.

[00:43:31] Orange fox to dietris, orange fox to dietris, the golden egg has been located.

[00:43:34] I repeat we've got it over.

[00:43:37] Frozen with guilt, the man slowly begins to run through the crowd.

[00:43:39] The girl screams,

[00:43:40] Rape, Rape, he tried to touch me.

[00:43:42] Help for Dirk McLauren.

[00:43:45] Wednesday July 19th 2381 has become very poorly.

[00:43:50] Yeah.

[00:43:51] And they misspelled Wednesday, which what is today?

[00:43:56] Dirk McLauren.

[00:43:57] Biff hard cheese.

[00:43:59] You know, just a very, very bad.

[00:44:03] This little girl is a robot spy?

[00:44:06] I don't know.

[00:44:07] They're very...

[00:44:08] That makes false claims of rape?

[00:44:11] Yeah, not...

[00:44:12] Wow, that's problematic.

[00:44:13] Yeah, even for 2007.

[00:44:14] Even 2381.

[00:44:15] God, this is so bad.

[00:44:18] It is very bad.

[00:44:19] I'll take this one.

[00:44:20] Time.

[00:44:21] This was also real in princes.

[00:44:23] We had all the main logistics points of our projects hammered out in our prototype

[00:44:27] build, but there were a few more things to be decided.

[00:44:30] What would this clock do when it gets back in time besides gather energy?

[00:44:34] The answer came to me while reading an article out of a...

[00:44:37] Capital S science magazine.

[00:44:39] It picked up about two years ago the article basically summarized how the planet got to

[00:44:43] its current point in its evolutionary cycle and where it had started.

[00:44:46] It compared key points of life over 20 millennia and now.

[00:44:50] I sat there and thought about the article for a good three hours.

[00:44:53] If we could subtly alter the cycle at which the planet terraforms and speed

[00:44:57] up human evolution we could possibly make humanity advance far past wars in a few millennia's

[00:45:03] time.

[00:45:04] My heart jumped into my throat as I ran through the bay doors to tell my colleagues that I

[00:45:08] had finally found a safe way to alter the way the timeline to such a degree as to not

[00:45:13] rip a hole in time itself.

[00:45:16] As I looked around the room my excitement faded.

[00:45:19] All of them looked as if they had just become very ill.

[00:45:22] Doctor!

[00:45:23] You understand if we do this we will fade from existence as the timeline corrects itself.

[00:45:28] One of my colleagues said in the grimist, grimist manner I had ever heard him speak before.

[00:45:33] I began to turn pale and dizzy.

[00:45:36] I quickly found a chair and used the magazine that I was subsequently still clutching to

[00:45:40] fan myself.

[00:45:41] Well there must be a way around this.

[00:45:43] There must be.

[00:45:44] I said even though I knew I was lying to myself.

[00:45:47] We sat up that night and discussed ideas on how to develop a new one.

[00:45:52] What we came up with was grim.

[00:45:53] We theorized that when you send an object through time it does not create a new timeline that

[00:45:58] overrides the current like we had originally thought.

[00:46:00] When the object enters the time stream time begins to correct itself.

[00:46:05] Let me use this example.

[00:46:07] Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff.

[00:46:09] Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line

[00:46:13] of balls and takes the place of the first ball.

[00:46:16] The formally first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third and the

[00:46:20] fourth falls off the cliff.

[00:46:22] Time works the same way.

[00:46:24] It's still all these years later I do not fucking understand what they're saying with this.

[00:46:28] I don't either.

[00:46:31] It's just it's baffling in its overwrought complexity.

[00:46:35] They're trying to do this like really complicated time travel sci-fi story.

[00:46:40] The deadlines per the fiat thread here now this is something they'd started in

[00:46:46] January.

[00:46:48] The concept art.

[00:46:50] All things do January 31st.

[00:46:53] Style overall plot setting character names, character histories, nation state bio slash

[00:46:58] names, overall world histories, boss bio slash names, dungeon bio story arcs, game titles

[00:47:05] and all caps, all other requests do by subsection due date.

[00:47:10] Thirty days to write all of that spread amongst I think they said 50 goons.

[00:47:16] But then here we go tedious stuff.

[00:47:19] I will probably do most of this but I may need help.

[00:47:22] Do February 1st.

[00:47:24] That's a day after everything else is due by the way.

[00:47:28] Overall weapons list, overall items list, overall armor list, overall accessory list,

[00:47:32] bestiary, all other requests.

[00:47:34] And they give themselves two months later to do scripting of act one, all of NPCs

[00:47:41] lines, cutscenes, in-game scripting, scripting of act two.

[00:47:46] And then edit those scripts down within two weeks.

[00:47:50] Act one script edited, act two scripted.

[00:47:53] Revision no due date, revisions are on the spot editors and revision can be doing art.

[00:47:58] All art.

[00:47:59] Total deadline June 15th that includes interface concept sprites, tile sets, box art, cut scenes.

[00:48:05] So they put themselves in an extremely tight deadline for no real reason.

[00:48:10] This is a project you're doing with a group of friends.

[00:48:13] Hopefully for fun.

[00:48:14] Right.

[00:48:15] You enjoy this kind of thing but they're like, oh yeah, all of our town tile sets are due

[00:48:19] by June.

[00:48:20] It's like you gave yourself six months.

[00:48:23] Six months to do everything else and this.

[00:48:27] Concept art for art book game manual and players guide.

[00:48:31] You can't have all three if this is your first one.

[00:48:33] Pick one.

[00:48:34] Players guide, game manual or an art book that you're going to sell for a kickstarter

[00:48:38] or something.

[00:48:39] Obviously this is pretty much pre-kickstarter but you don't understand what I'm saying.

[00:48:43] Oh imagine if kickstarter had existed.

[00:48:47] I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to reboot Zyborg on the kickstarter.

[00:48:50] It'd be really surprised that they hadn't.

[00:48:53] But yeah, I mean they're talking about all cut scene animations by July.

[00:48:58] The battle system to be finished July 15th.

[00:49:03] August 1st final revisions.

[00:49:05] They gave themselves eight months which if you know anything about game development

[00:49:10] is extremely tight.

[00:49:12] It's a tight deadline.

[00:49:14] They wanted to have it out I guess in the same year that they thought of the idea.

[00:49:18] Sure.

[00:49:19] But baffling.

[00:49:21] I know they said they're oh we're making it an RPG maker and a lot of the stuff is

[00:49:27] going to be a little bit easier but even so.

[00:49:29] Oh boy, that feels rough.

[00:49:31] I don't know if you ever tried making a game an RPG maker.

[00:49:34] No I haven't.

[00:49:36] This is an undertaking.

[00:49:37] Yeah.

[00:49:38] I tried once and gave up about two weeks in.

[00:49:42] I got as far as like the first scripted scene and like none of this is working right.

[00:49:48] This sucks.

[00:49:49] I just want to go play an RPG.

[00:49:50] I don't want to write one.

[00:49:51] It's a friend of mine in high school, Josh was trying to work together on one something

[00:49:56] very similar to this.

[00:49:58] Time travel.

[00:49:59] Because everybody loves Chrono Trigger.

[00:50:01] That's the thing.

[00:50:02] Everybody wants to do Chrono Trigger.

[00:50:03] Oh croners are so fucking good.

[00:50:04] Oh it's great.

[00:50:05] It's not been topped because people will be like oh will you like Chrono Cross?

[00:50:08] Yes I have.

[00:50:09] I watched a friend's younger brother play Chrono Cross for about 15 minutes and I was

[00:50:14] like nope it doesn't to me they don't even seem like they're related.

[00:50:18] So vague and tenuous is the connection because it has the word Chrono in the title.

[00:50:25] Lambscam.

[00:50:26] Yeah.

[00:50:27] I've seen some posters.

[00:50:29] I haven't thought about some of these people in like probably a decade.

[00:50:35] Oh Lukavi.

[00:50:37] So we're reading through the FYAD thread because this since a lot of this stuff has been posted

[00:50:43] to another site and forum which have subsequently been shut down this is probably going to

[00:50:47] be sadly our best source and so a lot of it is just shitposting.

[00:50:53] Remember we can reuse monsters, change their color and call them a different name and

[00:50:56] someone just going lol.

[00:50:57] I'm interested to see how this turns out.

[00:50:59] Please tell me this is a massive fake post conspiracy and then someone's like no here it

[00:51:04] is.

[00:51:05] Occupied Japan.

[00:51:06] A Milo Pony Avatar.

[00:51:08] With the red text saying I've spent so much time clopping to Phillies that my joints

[00:51:13] have locked up which if you're not in the Brony fandom, clopping is jacking off

[00:51:19] Phillies being young ponies.

[00:51:23] Yeah.

[00:51:27] What is Electro Punk?

[00:51:31] Think 1910-1930 Earth.

[00:51:34] So what they're saying is steampunk because I guess I don't know if steampunk had a name

[00:51:37] at the time.

[00:51:40] Combine that with the theories of Tesla proven 100% true and everything suggested by Tesla

[00:51:46] to not only be feasible but readily available.

[00:51:49] World War One armies armed with rail guns and EMP grenades for destroying anti-grave

[00:51:55] tanks that are powered by wireless power transmission.

[00:51:58] Vast fleets of zeppelins ferry passengers across national borders far faster and in far greater

[00:52:02] luxury than carriage or automobile.

[00:52:06] National boundaries guarded by Tesla coils and death rays that would turn any extended

[00:52:10] ground conflict into the horror of the World War One trenches 100 fold.

[00:52:15] Our story doesn't take place on Earth.

[00:52:17] It's like well why did you spend all this time talking about Earth shit?

[00:52:21] Just imagine.

[00:52:22] And then also we're not doing that.

[00:52:25] Doctor Zyborg is named after the titular doctor who created the Zyborg clock.

[00:52:31] A device that will be sent far, far, far into the planet's past and hopefully prevent

[00:52:35] the seemingly inevitable future war.

[00:52:39] The clock itself is a large object with various time readouts which will count the

[00:52:43] days, years and millennia until the clock is back at the same moment it was sent at

[00:52:46] which point it will deactivate.

[00:52:49] Still don't know how that works but alright.

[00:52:52] Here's some of the art here.

[00:52:55] The first half of the game will struggle around Silas, that's the main character, a weapon

[00:53:00] R&D specialist employed by the government of his country living at one roughly equates

[00:53:04] to the mid-1920s.

[00:53:07] First half of the game will center around his struggles with the government he works

[00:53:09] for, the church he deals arms to and the mystery of the Zyborg clock.

[00:53:12] The second half will center around a different female protagonist whose goals are both

[00:53:16] related to Silas and contrary at the same time.

[00:53:20] Finally we have six or seven characters completely written out, our plot finalized, a ton of music

[00:53:24] both midi and fully orchestrated and quite a bit of concept art.

[00:53:29] And this was as of the original posting December 2006.

[00:53:33] Okay, alright.

[00:53:35] December 2006, yes they still wanted nine months of development to happen rather quickly.

[00:53:42] So you could develop a game in like nine months like in 92.

[00:53:49] I think that was about the development time of Super Mario World proper.

[00:53:53] Yeah.

[00:53:54] And I don't think even Mario 64's development time was much longer than that as well.

[00:54:02] It really wasn't until the PS3 generation that you started having stuff take two or

[00:54:09] three years or longer.

[00:54:11] The pure amount of writing that takes, and again these are all amateurs, these

[00:54:14] aren't people whose job it is to write for games.

[00:54:18] And they're also getting new…

[00:54:20] These are a scenario developer on this.

[00:54:22] Well yeah.

[00:54:23] Whose proof ring lines?

[00:54:25] I'm sure a lot of that was hashed out on the offsite site but like, but everyone's

[00:54:29] like oh I can do sprites, I can do sprites, I can do the website.

[00:54:34] The website.

[00:54:35] Yeah.

[00:54:36] So you think of it as two 50-ish hour games tied together by plots as Occupy Japan.

[00:54:43] If that sounds like a ridiculous amount of time, I made a six or seven hour RPG in about

[00:54:48] a week with the program we're using and that was just me doing it and not a team of

[00:54:51] 50 people.

[00:54:52] Okay so maybe if they're using a lot of these pre-baked assets and stuff from RPG

[00:54:57] Maker maybe nine months isn't all that strange with a lot of time.

[00:55:00] I guess it just feels long, it feels extremely abbreviated now.

[00:55:04] But also it's an arbitrary deadline.

[00:55:06] You set a deadline for yourself.

[00:55:09] It didn't need to be there.

[00:55:11] Right.

[00:55:12] So you said deadline, you probably don't need to be so tight.

[00:55:15] No.

[00:55:16] Yeah if you're setting the deadline and it's just something for your enjoyment give yourself

[00:55:20] a year, give yourself a little bit more than that because you know what if somebody flakes

[00:55:24] out?

[00:55:25] What if somebody who's writing drops you know all that stuff is kind of factor

[00:55:27] that in.

[00:55:28] Just kind of have that at the ready or just you know when it's done, it's done.

[00:55:33] Amateur projects especially.

[00:55:34] I had to make a big announcement here.

[00:55:38] You're not going to post the link to our forum so that people who aren't interested or just

[00:55:42] want to troll can register.

[00:55:44] Fair enough.

[00:55:45] If you're posting something you're passionate about on the internet chances are trolls will

[00:55:49] show up to take a shit.

[00:55:51] Oh no, Space Moose.

[00:55:53] Oh no!

[00:55:54] Band.

[00:55:55] Let's see what Space Moose got banned for.

[00:55:59] Let's see here.

[00:56:00] The thread look at these mice fucking.

[00:56:05] And Space Moose apparently posted.

[00:56:07] So I think they're rats.

[00:56:09] Yeah, anyway Space Moose.

[00:56:11] Idiot.

[00:56:12] So the most infamous piece of art from the Zyborg Clock is the Johnny Five Ace's art.

[00:56:17] The classic line drawing here looks to be pencil wonderful stuff.

[00:56:21] But yeah Johnny Five Ace is the most infamous character.

[00:56:24] Lots of ironic fan art.

[00:56:26] Yes.

[00:56:27] Was made for this.

[00:56:30] There was a guy who posted in YCS.

[00:56:34] I want to say his usual name was Gauze or Gazz.

[00:56:40] And he was a concept artist for a video game studio that had a weird time related video

[00:56:51] game.

[00:56:52] It was an FPS and I actually remember it getting raked over the fucking coals on

[00:56:57] X-Play.

[00:56:58] I think that was probably the most press it got.

[00:57:00] Oh wow.

[00:57:01] Yeah, he was a talented enough concept artist and the image you have here on the screen of

[00:57:07] Johnny Five Ace's and Schlot's.

[00:57:11] Yep.

[00:57:12] Escaping the Vander Mouse plain dash blimp.

[00:57:15] Yeah.

[00:57:16] He took that and made actually a really rather compelling piece of artwork out of it.

[00:57:21] It was the wallpaper on my PC for a number of years.

[00:57:29] There was the female character.

[00:57:31] Yeah, let me see if I've got that.

[00:57:33] Oh so there you go.

[00:57:34] That's one of the pieces that guy did.

[00:57:37] Gauze.

[00:57:38] Gauze, yeah.

[00:57:39] The painting of Johnny.

[00:57:40] They're actually a really good painting but just of that shitty art and just the signature

[00:57:46] Johnny.

[00:57:47] Johnny.

[00:57:48] Johnny.

[00:57:49] There might be.

[00:57:50] The comic I'm talking about might come up here.

[00:57:52] Yeah, I think it's...

[00:57:53] I think that was Gauze.

[00:57:55] It looks very similar to the last one that we saw of Johnny.

[00:57:59] So yeah, here's them falling off the plain slash blimp.

[00:58:04] Excuse me.

[00:58:05] Flamp.

[00:58:06] Yeah.

[00:58:07] Johnny still clutching the ace and a mug of beer.

[00:58:11] A mug of beer and Schlot's who is kind of like a chubby man in a skull cap and overcoat

[00:58:19] has a large format camera, a wet plate camera in the air.

[00:58:25] He's taking a photo of this whole thing.

[00:58:29] Yeah, oh boy.

[00:58:30] Yeah, that was the wallpaper on my computer for a number of years.

[00:58:36] Johnny.

[00:58:37] So December of 2019, the Zyborg and Clock concept art of Johnny Five Aces was put up on eBay.

[00:58:44] Somebody bought it because Cunert underscore eBooks on Twitter found...

[00:58:49] This is going through my stuff in my parents' house for the holidays and holy shit, look

[00:58:54] what I found.

[00:58:55] Yes, I did the bad internet drawing and it shows not only Schlot's and Johnny but also

[00:59:02] gentlemen whose name I can barely read because it's in his...

[00:59:05] Greg.

[00:59:06] Gammon?

[00:59:07] Gross.

[00:59:08] Hammond?

[00:59:09] I don't know.

[00:59:10] It's a fucking terrible grade school cursive.

[00:59:14] Okay, gross gammon.

[00:59:17] There it is.

[00:59:18] An equally bad drawing that does not happen to not get screen kept by Fiat.

[00:59:23] Those drawings went on eBay and it got bought.

[00:59:28] Somebody bought Freddie Wong.

[00:59:30] 90's later, bought the Johnny Five Aces art for $5,100.

[00:59:37] Him posting on Twitter here, I bought the Johnny Five Aces art.

[00:59:41] I genuinely believe it is pure art and an incredibly important artifact of internet

[00:59:45] culture as it's steward I will protect and treasure it forever.

[00:59:50] The idea of the Zyburn Clock is an order of magnitude more impactful and powerful than

[00:59:55] the idea of a banana taped to a wall.

[00:59:59] That art is bullshit.

[01:00:01] Johnny Five Aces is true art.

[01:00:03] I don't necessarily know that that's true.

[01:00:05] He wants to justify his $5,000 purchase.

[01:00:08] You bought this weird piece of internet nerd outsider art and that's fine.

[01:00:13] You don't have to gussy it up.

[01:00:16] Right.

[01:00:17] Sexy facts for you here.

[01:00:18] I was afraid it was a joke bid.

[01:00:19] Glad it's going to somebody who will appreciate it.

[01:00:22] For $5,100 you could get an actual Zyburn Clock project off the ground which might actually

[01:00:27] be the plan come to think of it.

[01:00:29] The response Kerry LaRose saying it's this kind of thinking that got us Zyburn Clock

[01:00:34] in the first place and thus I fully support it.

[01:00:38] Some people unironically appreciated Johnny Five Aces and Zyburn Clock for what it

[01:00:43] was not the least of which were the developers of Fallout New Vegas.

[01:00:49] If you start a new game in Fallout New Vegas, if you recently watched the Amazon show for

[01:00:53] example and you take the perk Wild Wasteland, you have to have the Wild Wasteland Park

[01:00:59] for you to be able to see this, overlooking Good Springs is going to be Johnny on the

[01:01:05] edge of a cliff with four balls.

[01:01:10] Joshua Sawyer one of the developers did say yep that was intentional.

[01:01:14] We both really, we all really kind of thought this was really funny.

[01:01:17] Josh J.E. Sawyer is how I mostly know him.

[01:01:21] He has a great little tumbler called Frog Helmet.

[01:01:24] Him and Chris Avalon are probably the two biggest creative minds behind Fallout New

[01:01:27] Vegas.

[01:01:29] Sawyer on his tumbler has answered numerous philosophical questions about the game world

[01:01:36] that they designed and it's actually super fucking interesting because people

[01:01:40] come up with him with hypotheticals and it's almost, it's kind of like people

[01:01:44] coming to JK Rowling and asking about like what about Jewish wizards and shit like that.

[01:01:51] But his responses are actually really thoughtful and aren't just like pointless lore buildings

[01:01:56] like well this is my opinion, this is why I had Mr. House do this or why we

[01:02:01] had this certain type of engagement and things like that.

[01:02:05] I always felt that was super interesting but yeah he put something awful references

[01:02:11] into a couple games that he worked on I believe because this is actually how I

[01:02:15] came to you.

[01:02:16] I was like oh we should just do all of the something awful references and Fallout

[01:02:20] New Vegas and it wasn't until I looked I was like others like two or three.

[01:02:24] Right.

[01:02:25] There's this and then there is a special plasma rifle that you can get in

[01:02:32] the northern part of the map that's like called to something other 186.

[01:02:36] 186 was the forum ID for YCS.

[01:02:40] Okay your console sucks yeah.

[01:02:42] Yes.

[01:02:43] Okay.

[01:02:44] I think there's like one other but okay I was like huh maybe there isn't here as

[01:02:48] much as I remember but they were like oh we should do the Zyberhorn Clock.

[01:02:53] Yeah Zyberhorn Clock itself is just a weird fixture because it's kind of,

[01:02:57] it's a stand in for all the big ambitious ideas that Goons had that never came

[01:03:01] to fruition you know what I mean.

[01:03:03] Yeah.

[01:03:04] Oh like the zipline that was going to kill somebody?

[01:03:06] The zipline was going to kill somebody.

[01:03:08] I was going to think the Happycat plushies.

[01:03:11] Oh god yeah.

[01:03:14] Scat swapping was technically a failed project.

[01:03:16] I don't know if it's failed I think they got what they wanted out of that.

[01:03:20] I think it's one of the few that actually got but Metas got perma-band.

[01:03:22] True.

[01:03:23] The poster, the OP, the guy that was behind, they got perma-band

[01:03:26] because it took so long.

[01:03:27] Right.

[01:03:28] I think he was unperma-band.

[01:03:30] No probably not.

[01:03:31] He probably had to re-reg.

[01:03:32] So 12 years ago a user on Reddit did an AMA.

[01:03:38] I was the lead level designer of the Zyberhorn Clock before it turned into a huge meme from

[01:03:43] something awful AMA.

[01:03:46] So I'm going to go through a couple of these questions and answers because I think they're

[01:03:48] pretty indicative of kind of what happened.

[01:03:52] What specifically can you recall is the most stupid and bullshit argument that

[01:03:55] erupted between the developers?

[01:03:56] I think the dumbest thing was when someone who had actual game making know-how was kicked

[01:04:01] off the team due to some story slash game element argument.

[01:04:05] I don't know specifically what the argument was about but when that guy was kicked out

[01:04:09] he made a post about it and the project was open game for mocking.

[01:04:13] That was the beginning of the end so they booted somebody with actual game know-how.

[01:04:17] Someone asked what the hell was the game actually about?

[01:04:19] Tell you the truth, I don't even know what was going on.

[01:04:21] I still don't understand the four balls on the cliff theory.

[01:04:24] I always thought time travel games are very hard to do and have to be done carefully.

[01:04:29] Most of the story that is out now was leaked after the fact.

[01:04:32] They kept it closely guarded unless you were one of the writers.

[01:04:35] I just knew that the clock itself was actually a city that floated in midair in the middle

[01:04:40] of the ocean and was supposed to have a very steampunk feel to it.

[01:04:44] Can you remember how you felt the first time you saw the concept art for Johnny

[01:04:47] Five Ace's?

[01:04:48] At first my feelings were really going with that.

[01:04:52] What always has and always will sell me is the fact that he is flipping you off with an

[01:04:56] ace seemingly glued to his middle finger.

[01:05:00] Johnny Five Ace's is the best thing to come from that project.

[01:05:03] Yes, there was a trailer.

[01:05:05] Now of course this was probably created by people who were mocking the game.

[01:05:09] Doug Beach production.

[01:05:12] I feel like this has to be a bit because this is just the art ripped off of some

[01:05:16] of the other stuff we've seen.

[01:05:18] Yeah.

[01:05:19] But it's still pretty funny.

[01:05:20] So yes, the game that never was the Zyborg Clock.

[01:05:24] What a time to be alive, Brian.

[01:05:27] It really was something else.

[01:05:29] And I think the only like Goon game project that's plural that actually were completed

[01:05:38] technically Minecraft was one.

[01:05:40] Oh yeah, that's a fair point.

[01:05:43] The world's loneliest rich man.

[01:05:45] Notch?

[01:05:46] Oh boy.

[01:05:47] I'll make the argument that money can't buy you happiness thing is a thought come up

[01:05:52] by rich people that keep people from not demanding what they actually deserve to be happy and comfortable

[01:05:58] in life.

[01:05:59] Right.

[01:06:00] But not just proof that maybe one in a hundred people.

[01:06:04] Notch and Elon.

[01:06:05] That's pretty much all of the two examples I can hold up.

[01:06:07] They're both miserable.

[01:06:09] I think the only one besides that was actually awful fantasy which low tax made.

[01:06:14] Okay, yeah.

[01:06:15] Which was a rom hack of file fantasy six that had a million and one forums references that

[01:06:20] were obscure back in 2003.

[01:06:22] Why I played it, right?

[01:06:23] I'm sure is impenetrable now.

[01:06:26] Well wasn't Barkley shut up in jam?

[01:06:29] Guided technically.

[01:06:30] I know Goon's worked on it.

[01:06:32] So I mean, I mean that also came about the same time.

[01:06:38] And I mean, I still think Barkley shop and jam is kind of amazing.

[01:06:42] Yeah.

[01:06:43] We just talked about that right?

[01:06:45] We did briefly.

[01:06:46] Yeah.

[01:06:47] I think we might even get a whole episode out of the back.

[01:06:50] I can't remember.

[01:06:52] My mind is so wobbly ever since the chaos dunk.

[01:06:57] It's just a damn shame what he did to the city of Chicago.

[01:07:02] But yeah, so Goon projects often would start with a burst of creativity.

[01:07:08] Everyone's all so hyped and we're going to get this thing done.

[01:07:10] We're going to make it so be so cool and nine times out of 10.

[01:07:14] It just never crossed the finish line.

[01:07:16] And I think rightfully so, Xyburn clock is kind of seen as the public and shittiest example

[01:07:23] of a Goon project.

[01:07:24] Yeah.

[01:07:25] Because relentlessly mocked and fired anytime there was any kind of update, you know, there

[01:07:29] was memes and shit came out before anything was even done.

[01:07:33] And like the guy said, people who actually knew how to make games were fired from

[01:07:38] it for petty personal disagreements, which I'm sure happens in the actual games industry

[01:07:42] all the time with professionals as well.

[01:07:44] But like it just put the stink on it of a of a doomed project doomed from the

[01:07:50] start.

[01:07:51] Doom project.

[01:07:52] Ah, apparently Israel has officially launched attack Iran.

[01:07:57] Okay.

[01:07:58] Well, if you are listening to this episode and a smoldering wasteland, we apologize

[01:08:02] for the quality of the rad roach meat that you're about to consume.

[01:08:06] Yeah.

[01:08:07] Well, you know what the music means.

[01:08:16] That means it's time for shock.jpg Brian.

[01:08:19] Oh baby.

[01:08:20] Oh baby.

[01:08:21] We're about to do it.

[01:08:22] We're about to look at some gross shit.

[01:08:23] Wow, Jason, what gross shit do you have?

[01:08:25] Rafe is it is it two people eating a flame and yawn off of the second carcass of a

[01:08:34] dead dog?

[01:08:35] No.

[01:08:36] Well, it's not as bad as that, but still not great.

[01:08:40] It's called Phone Japan Brian.

[01:08:42] The sub-tell here aren't these Japanese girls.

[01:08:44] Wonderful.

[01:08:45] And phonejapan.com.

[01:08:46] Oh, so much bodily.

[01:08:54] So it the phone Japan depicts two young women completely nude one bombing on the other

[01:09:00] and the vomit looks like wet dog food really really nasty really rich really rich and

[01:09:06] these song turning Japanese the vapors in the background there.

[01:09:11] You know, puke fetish stuff is it's one of those things.

[01:09:15] It's one of those things that I have a hard time with but I was like okay this is short

[01:09:18] it just loops it's just someone hurling and then repeating of the hurling.

[01:09:24] I can get with that more than I can get with most other things that are puke related.

[01:09:29] This one is also weird though because they're covered in something else that I'm not

[01:09:32] sure is puke.

[01:09:36] Because it's pixelated because it looks kind of grainy and weird.

[01:09:39] It's that weird kind of overexposed thing that digital early digital cameras and

[01:09:45] recorders seem to love to do in the aughts just blown out.

[01:09:49] Yeah, everything's about a stop or two overexposed.

[01:09:54] It could be it could be poo poo.

[01:09:57] That's what I was afraid of I think.

[01:09:59] I just I had that thought.

[01:10:01] I'm gonna look this up Screamer.Wiki just to put my mind at ease I guess.

[01:10:06] PhoneJapan.com which let's see here so 2008 hosted by Lollshock two Japanese women.

[01:10:13] Yep.

[01:10:15] Okay it just says vomit so we're good with that.

[01:10:19] It is unknown where the video originates from but according to the description on

[01:10:23] Shokchan the two actresses are Mayura Hoshitsuki also known as Mayura

[01:10:28] Hoshimura and Akane Mochida.

[01:10:30] The description only gives the name of the music and the actresses.

[01:10:35] Most of these actresses videos are extremely long consisting of over four hours of them

[01:10:40] practicing vomit fetish.

[01:10:45] Four hours Brian.

[01:10:47] I'm balking at the thought of 90 minutes.

[01:10:51] That's a lot of puke.

[01:10:52] That's a lot of puke.

[01:10:53] God you gotta be.

[01:10:55] I mean I don't know how they physically do it.

[01:10:58] That's pork rinds.

[01:11:00] Keep yourself going.

[01:11:02] Okay because you gotta keep the salts replenished.

[01:11:05] Yeah salt replenished you gotta drink a lot of liquid I guess a lot of chicken stock backstage there.

[01:11:11] Volumes of like four hours.

[01:11:14] Four hours what you.

[01:11:15] My throat would get tired.

[01:11:17] Yeah.

[01:11:18] I also feel like my esophagus would be all burned up from the acid.

[01:11:21] I was gonna say your teeth are all fucked up and like you can't make a career out of doing four hour videos over and over again.

[01:11:29] But yeah Lollshock and Shockchan both hosted Phone Japan.

[01:11:33] You know because they would all host you're so gay they would host a big bag or in turn you know like when one would close down like oh we're gonna pick up

[01:11:42] a one priest one nun or whatever it is.

[01:11:45] So fitting of the time period though 2008 2007 when Zyburn Clock was being worked on I mean you know kind of.

[01:11:52] Puk works the same way.

[01:11:56] Exactly right and much like the girls in that video we are gonna need ourselves a breath mint and that's right it's breath mint time.

[01:12:02] It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show.

[01:12:06] It's time for the breath mint.

[01:12:09] Brian what you been up to.

[01:12:11] It's been another kind of crazy busy week for me.

[01:12:14] Yeah.

[01:12:15] I don't remember what it was it was recently I think I had some time to kill and I think it was just like super tired.

[01:12:21] Like I just need something to turn my brain off for a couple hours.

[01:12:23] Yeah.

[01:12:24] I tried watching the X-Men Dark Phoenix movie.

[01:12:27] Oh with Sophie Turner as Jane Gray.

[01:12:30] Okay.

[01:12:31] Wow movie in some heavy quotations.

[01:12:33] Oh no.

[01:12:34] It's pretty fucking bad.

[01:12:35] Oh no.

[01:12:36] I think of all the things Brian Singer has done.

[01:12:38] It's gotta be some of the stuff he's done to young men and you know that's probably like

[01:12:45] all most of it.

[01:12:47] Yeah.

[01:12:48] But somewhere in between.

[01:12:49] Somewhere in there.

[01:12:50] He's actually done X-Men Dark Phoenix is in there somewhere.

[01:12:53] Wow.

[01:12:54] In between like some kid giving him a blumpkin.

[01:12:56] Right.

[01:12:57] And the trailer on the Paramount lot and telling a kid what does my finger smell

[01:13:02] like in between that is X-Men Dark Phoenix.

[01:13:05] Really that bad.

[01:13:06] It's fucking terrible.

[01:13:08] So okay is Fastbender still playing Magneto.

[01:13:11] Yeah.

[01:13:12] Okay.

[01:13:13] But the plot is fucking bad and I feel like.

[01:13:15] Wait so what you're saying is that X-Men 3 did it better.

[01:13:19] It's worse than X-Men 3.

[01:13:20] Right because it's basically the storyline.

[01:13:22] It's the Dark Phoenix saga right they're trying to do.

[01:13:25] Yeah I forgot the X-Men 3 was like a weird bridging of the Dark Phoenix saga.

[01:13:29] Yeah.

[01:13:30] Yeah this is I don't remember the Dark Phoenix saga because I'm not that much

[01:13:34] of an X-Men nerd.

[01:13:35] The basics of it are that Jean Grey picks up a psychic mutant from space and it

[01:13:39] takes over her body.

[01:13:40] She becomes evil they have to kill her to save her one.

[01:13:43] That's the basics of it that's been going on on repeat in the comics since

[01:13:47] the 80s because they've done it a couple different times.

[01:13:50] Jesus Christ.

[01:13:51] Yeah.

[01:13:52] It is and you think like Apocalypse is really bad.

[01:13:55] Yeah Apocalypse was really just looked weird.

[01:13:58] Looked weird I would say that Dark Phoenix at least has a couple I think

[01:14:01] it's the only thing people like about is there's two or three action scenes.

[01:14:05] Yeah they're actually pretty fucking cool.

[01:14:07] Yeah because it involves Nightcrawler in particular is pretty neat.

[01:14:12] Days of Future Past is probably the only good iteration of all that.

[01:14:16] Okay I still haven't seen that.

[01:14:19] I got a copy thinking yes I'm gonna watch this because I love X-Men.

[01:14:24] I've never watched First Class but I guess for sake of completionism I watch it.

[01:14:28] It's okay you don't need to it's fine.

[01:14:31] It's pretty bad.

[01:14:32] I like Fastbender as Magneto and that's about it.

[01:14:34] James McEvoy's whatever and they had January Jones in it and she's like okay.

[01:14:41] Yeah.

[01:14:42] These are Future Past is the one where they send Wolverine back in time right.

[01:14:45] Into his own mind in the past yes.

[01:14:47] Yes okay I think that one and X-Men 2 are I think probably like the only actual

[01:14:51] like good X-Men movies.

[01:14:53] Okay did you like Logan?

[01:14:54] I mean Logan's cool.

[01:14:56] But that's kind of a standalone.

[01:14:57] That's like its own thing.

[01:14:58] Yeah.

[01:14:59] Like I feel like that's in its own category because it's like I think that was one

[01:15:02] of the first Superhero movies where people are like oh this is like a real movie.

[01:15:07] I thought people said that about the first Brian Singer X-Men but I guess yeah depends

[01:15:15] on who you ask.

[01:15:16] The first X-Men is fine I haven't watched it in decades but yeah.

[01:15:20] Everything holds up with the Joss Whedon line about what happens to Toads when they're

[01:15:23] hit by lightning other than that I think most of it still.

[01:15:28] Same thing that happens everything else is like God.

[01:15:30] You know what that's actually probably the best Joss Whedon line.

[01:15:34] Yeah it's a real 36 dicks in a row.

[01:15:37] Yeah I mean it sticks out like a sore thumb though because like the rest of the movie is

[01:15:42] just pretty good but that line just kind of goes oh why did you do that.

[01:15:47] I feel all kinds of way about X-Men movies because like there's never going to be a

[01:15:50] good one I don't think after X-2.

[01:15:54] Would you recommend it to someone coming in because they hasn't seen Apocalypse

[01:15:58] hasn't seen the days of Future Past.

[01:16:00] No because the only thing that makes Dark Phoenix watchable is being reminded of things in the

[01:16:10] other movies that aren't bad.

[01:16:12] Oh no.

[01:16:13] Like oh yeah like this is good or this oh yeah this is a callback to something that

[01:16:18] didn't suck in a movie that wasn't as terrible.

[01:16:21] Oh yeah don't remind me of a better movie while I'm watching your movie.

[01:16:25] Yeah exactly.

[01:16:26] That's an old MST3K rule but I think it still applies like don't remind me of a better movie

[01:16:31] while I'm watching this.

[01:16:33] Fallout.

[01:16:34] Fallout.

[01:16:35] My goodness.

[01:16:37] Jackie from Yellowjackets really selling it as Lucy there.

[01:16:40] I really enjoyed that first episode in a lot of ways but man I had this nagging

[01:16:47] feeling in the back of my head that like pacing was a little off.

[01:16:51] Pacing was a little weird.

[01:16:52] Obviously it's Walton Goggins.

[01:16:53] I like the ghoul.

[01:16:55] It's never not going to be interesting to see him do whatever he's doing.

[01:16:59] The Brotherhood of Steel stuff is okay.

[01:17:03] It's the same way I feel about Brotherhood of Steel in all the games.

[01:17:06] They're okay.

[01:17:07] They're there.

[01:17:08] They kind of suck.

[01:17:09] It is a thing that they're doing.

[01:17:11] I don't think they emphasize nearly enough the religious aspect for people who don't know

[01:17:17] the stuff about the games because my wife who's watching it with me is going what

[01:17:22] is their deal?

[01:17:23] I'm like, oh well this is a whole religious thing.

[01:17:25] She goes, oh okay so it's a cult.

[01:17:27] I'm like yeah okay sure it's a cult.

[01:17:28] Yeah let's do that.

[01:17:29] But I don't think that was spelled out clearly enough for people who haven't played the

[01:17:32] games but also throwing Maximus and the ghoul into that first episode when Lucy is still

[01:17:39] in the vault.

[01:17:40] It's like you've just shown us that life is going on outside the vault.

[01:17:44] You've just showed us the thing we're about to see when she leaves the vault

[01:17:48] because she's spent her whole life thinking the world out there is just gone.

[01:17:52] We're going to have to work to rebuild society and then you undercut that by showing us two

[01:17:58] different people who are going to be main characters eventually doing things in that

[01:18:04] world.

[01:18:05] Like, eh, alright.

[01:18:08] Had I my druthers you could probably chop Maximus and the ghoul off of that first

[01:18:13] episode and you'd have a pretty compelling opening for people who don't know anything

[01:18:18] about Fallout games.

[01:18:21] But as it was okay but ma'am I'm at episode five or six now I can't remember where exactly

[01:18:26] I'm at in the, but I'm almost at the end and it's fan fucking fantastic.

[01:18:31] It's pretty good.

[01:18:33] I'm pretty impressed with it.

[01:18:36] My complaints are all real nitpicky like people's clothes are too new looking.

[01:18:42] Okay, you mean like people in the vault or people on the outside?

[01:18:46] Like when the ghoul drops off Lucy at the super duper mart.

[01:18:51] The weird like stoner guys also feel like a little out of place.

[01:18:56] Yeah, because they'd be like high on Jad or something instead and be tweaking.

[01:19:00] Yeah.

[01:19:01] If you're going by, you know, strictly by Fallout lore.

[01:19:05] The police to come and grab the ghoul.

[01:19:08] Like their albicos are looking really fucking fresh.

[01:19:12] Yeah, that's true.

[01:19:14] There's a lot of stuff like that.

[01:19:15] The vault uniforms looking really shiny.

[01:19:18] Yeah, the vault uniforms I'm not concerned about so much but there's some stuff that

[01:19:22] like kind of takes me out of it where like, oh this kind of it gets back to like, oh the

[01:19:27] cinematography looks like a fucking heartburn medicine commercial.

[01:19:30] Most of it.

[01:19:31] Because they're using the what is it called?

[01:19:33] The volume.

[01:19:34] The volume, yeah.

[01:19:35] And I think just like really because the problem is with that sort of lighting and

[01:19:41] it's the same problem that Cruella had is that they're shooting it all green screen around

[01:19:46] the volume and they're using a flat lighting that they're going to edit layer because they

[01:19:52] don't know what the scenes aren't necessarily finished yet.

[01:19:55] OK, I didn't notice it as much in Cruella but I do notice it in Fallout.

[01:19:59] There's a couple shots in Cruella that Cinema Twitter really fucking took the task, really

[01:20:05] took out to the wood show because it's like where's the perspective in this?

[01:20:11] The lighting is flat because they didn't know none of this was storyboard out.

[01:20:17] They just filmed it.

[01:20:18] Yeah.

[01:20:21] So I think it's a fun first series.

[01:20:25] I feel it has a little bit that Howard Stank of like.

[01:20:28] Yeah, it's in there.

[01:20:30] Which I fucking hate.

[01:20:33] I don't like his.

[01:20:34] It just works.

[01:20:35] I don't like him trying to think he knows the lore better than other people.

[01:20:39] Well, yeah, considering Bethesda didn't create the game that was interplay.

[01:20:43] I think there's also an element of the best of people always being pissed

[01:20:49] that the best Fallout game was not made by them but made by former Black Isle

[01:20:55] employees that formed then formed Obsidian and made Fallout New Vegas.

[01:21:00] And I think like 18 months.

[01:21:03] Yeah, that that was kind of a it was pretty much all crunch.

[01:21:07] Yeah, but they got it done and they got some I mean the cast on that.

[01:21:11] I just realized like, oh yeah, Danny Treyo is doing a voice in it.

[01:21:15] And then Chris Christofferson shows up in it.

[01:21:18] You had Wayne Newton himself, Mischter Vegas.

[01:21:22] He appears in that you had Felicia Day, who's a virtual unknown at the time.

[01:21:27] But looking back, you're like, oh, OK, they got they got her in that.

[01:21:30] I mean, the sheer number of great voice actors they got.

[01:21:34] And they got good performances out of everybody.

[01:21:36] I mean, just it's pretty pretty stunning that 18 months they turned around

[01:21:41] probably one of the best Fallout games ever made.

[01:21:44] I mean, it's the best Fallout game, my opinion.

[01:21:47] Yeah, I think the replayability is really impressive.

[01:21:53] The amount of cool stuff you can do with your builds.

[01:21:56] I really got into that game over a summer.

[01:22:00] I want to say like summer 2011.

[01:22:01] I was really in the fucking New Vegas and all the DLC,

[01:22:06] Old War Blue, Old War Blues, Old World World.

[01:22:11] Yeah, Old World Blues is a great little piece of DLC.

[01:22:15] The other stuff has some really great lore building.

[01:22:18] It's just like a really impressive story.

[01:22:21] And also seems like it's made with a really unique kind of love

[01:22:25] for the region that is depicting because you can go.

[01:22:29] You can literally go if you go Las Vegas, you can go basically take

[01:22:33] like a fucking New Vegas tour, look at stuff that's referenced in the game.

[01:22:38] If you want to go out and check out some of like the smaller towns

[01:22:41] in Nevada that are featured in the game.

[01:22:44] Good Springs is a real town.

[01:22:47] Prim is a real town.

[01:22:48] There's a couple other places that are referenced.

[01:22:51] We almost went when I went there with a couple friends

[01:22:54] like seven or eight years ago, almost did that.

[01:22:56] But we decided we'd rather go to Death Valley instead.

[01:22:59] Oh, sure. And Death Valley was pretty fucking tight.

[01:23:01] So I think we made the right decision.

[01:23:03] The Dinky the dinosaur is based on two different places in Reno.

[01:23:09] They have a lot of real world analogs.

[01:23:10] There's also the world's largest thermometer that Dinky the dinosaur is holding.

[01:23:15] There are two separate locations that kind of mushed them together

[01:23:18] to be to be Novak in the game.

[01:23:20] But Novak as a concept like, oh, yeah,

[01:23:24] why wouldn't you build a settlement out of a hotel? It's perfect.

[01:23:26] These ideas that like, well, yeah, sure.

[01:23:29] There's going to be a place to shoot rockets off in Nevada because,

[01:23:33] you know, didn't you know, Jet Propulsion Labs and all these places

[01:23:38] send a bunch of ghouls of space.

[01:23:39] Yeah. What a mission that was.

[01:23:42] That was fun.

[01:23:44] Was it called Take Me To The Moon?

[01:23:45] Fly Me To The Moon.

[01:23:46] Fly Me To The Moon.

[01:23:47] Yeah, well, just really, really beautiful, creative stuff.

[01:23:51] A lot of really great callbacks to the first two games.

[01:23:55] Very few callbacks to Fallout 3.

[01:23:58] Thank God.

[01:23:59] And yeah, I mean, Fallout 3 largely forgettable.

[01:24:03] Yeah. Generally speaking, pretty forgettable game.

[01:24:05] Fallout 4 is also pretty forgettable for the same reason.

[01:24:09] I want to think I don't think there's the same art and craft in it.

[01:24:13] But yeah, New Vegas, if you have not played a fallout game,

[01:24:16] can't recommend it enough.

[01:24:17] It's on Steam for five bucks this week,

[01:24:19] and that includes all the DLCs.

[01:24:22] All DLCs. You're going to get the gun runners, I'm sure.

[01:24:25] Yeah, everything.

[01:24:26] Everything. Oh, yeah, the gun runner DLC gets you some really fun weapons.

[01:24:30] It's just, again, I feel like it's very singular

[01:24:33] in a way that a lot of other games aren't.

[01:24:36] I've played Fallout New Vegas maybe four or five

[01:24:40] different times full run-throughs trying to find everything.

[01:24:43] I don't think I've got everything yet.

[01:24:46] Honestly, I don't think I've really hit everything that it has to offer.

[01:24:50] And that's the testament to a really interesting game to where like

[01:24:54] there's just a lot of shit going on and you can do so much flexibility

[01:24:58] and all that stuff.

[01:24:59] But my understanding is people got a little bit out of shape

[01:25:02] from the fallout TV show because there's an implication

[01:25:05] that Todd Howard removed Fallout New Vegas from the timeline.

[01:25:09] This is not necessarily the case, I understand later it was kind of clarified.

[01:25:13] But boy, would a dick move that would have been

[01:25:16] because everyone kind of got up in arms about it because they're like, oh,

[01:25:19] what, and it all revolves around shady sands.

[01:25:23] So shady sands is the capital of the NCR, the New California Republic.

[01:25:27] And that's like the closest thing to an old world government

[01:25:30] that America has in that timeline.

[01:25:35] I think shady sands is a big part of Fallout One.

[01:25:40] I think it's also in Fallout Two.

[01:25:42] I didn't really get too far in either one of those games,

[01:25:44] so I'm a little spotty on that.

[01:25:45] But so the thing that people are getting up in arms with was that in the storyline

[01:25:52] and the show, this takes place

[01:25:56] the furthest into the timeline, the fallout timeline of Amy.

[01:26:01] And this is supposed to story is supposed to be canon apparently.

[01:26:05] So in 2077,

[01:26:10] there's a chalkboard and a vault

[01:26:14] that Lucy and Max end up in that's a hospital vault slash weird.

[01:26:21] That's a fun little fun little diversion in the story.

[01:26:24] But this chalkboard is kind of obsessive about shady sands

[01:26:28] and it gives this timeline and it says 2077,

[01:26:34] the fall of shady sands.

[01:26:37] And then the next part of this timeline on the chalkboard is a mushroom cloud.

[01:26:41] And I think people are

[01:26:45] getting a little up in arms because New Vegas happens in 2076,

[01:26:50] I want to say or 2078.

[01:26:52] I can't remember. 2081 is what I saw.

[01:26:54] OK, so it's entirely possible that while the conflict is happening

[01:26:58] at the Hoover Dam that what's going on at the deep NCR

[01:27:03] is it's all going to shit, but it hasn't gotten out there just yet.

[01:27:09] Well, right, because the fall of does not necessarily mean the NCR doesn't exist.

[01:27:14] Right? It just means that like this is when it's starting to collapse as a society.

[01:27:19] The fall apart.

[01:27:19] Right. And so I think they fudge the numbers.

[01:27:23] It's a culture of consumers, basically.

[01:27:26] Which is very apt considering who that's coming from.

[01:27:30] It's coming from a guy who's in pursuit of

[01:27:34] financial gain is led him to where he is now.

[01:27:37] Mr. House is a other crap, I think, is the best way to put it.

[01:27:41] Yeah, probably who wants to rebuild society with a more direct path.

[01:27:49] Because as he puts it, if you want to see what democracy

[01:27:52] the what democracy has done, take a look out the window.

[01:27:55] Right. Which, you know, in the world of New Vegas,

[01:27:57] in the world of those games is not good, not great.

[01:28:02] I would say probably the word for it these days would be like neoliberalism,

[01:28:06] but the principle is the same.

[01:28:07] Like this is what this is what you're going to wind up with.

[01:28:10] Yeah. And then of course across the Hoover Dam,

[01:28:14] you have Caesar's Legion, which is a slaver nation

[01:28:20] of the was it the 47 tribes or 48 tribes?

[01:28:23] I cannot remember the exact number, but yeah, it's 40 something tribes.

[01:28:28] But I think if season two ends up going to New Vegas,

[01:28:30] I think that could be really interesting.

[01:28:33] From what I've seen, it does appear that they're heading that direction.

[01:28:36] We do see a shot over someone's shoulder.

[01:28:38] It was wearing power armor, cresting a hill and there's New Vegas.

[01:28:46] That is a deep cut, by the way, if you dig.

[01:28:49] Was that? Yeah, the EGG, the Twitter user.

[01:28:52] And they gave us most of the barricade gym stuff.

[01:28:56] Oh, man. Fantastic.

[01:28:57] But yeah, crests a hill. Hey, dudes.

[01:29:00] And so, yeah, somebody is cresting a hill and there's New Vegas dark.

[01:29:05] And so that image plus the plus the bit in the on the chalkboard,

[01:29:11] you're like, I tied Howard ruined New Vegas.

[01:29:13] It's no longer canon.

[01:29:14] Think, well, we don't know.

[01:29:16] Yeah. Well, the things to also not to spoil too much for you.

[01:29:19] I get the feeling of you already seen this shot.

[01:29:21] You probably know this, but there is a cameo of Mr. House.

[01:29:27] And I think either the final episode or second last episode of the season.

[01:29:31] I've seen the stills of the Mr. House cameo.

[01:29:34] So yes, I know he makes an appearance and so I was like, OK,

[01:29:37] we've got Mr. House, we've got this shot of New Vegas.

[01:29:40] Like clearly we're heading in this direction.

[01:29:42] Yeah. So interested to see what comes next.

[01:29:45] The cast is all phenomenal and really I love Matt Berry showing up as

[01:29:50] the robot love that.

[01:29:52] I love all the little touches in the background.

[01:29:54] You know, the kids are watching the Grog Mac, the barbarian TV show.

[01:29:58] Michael Emerson from Lost has a nice little bit in there.

[01:30:01] He shows up briefly as an Enclave scientist.

[01:30:04] That's kind of cool.

[01:30:05] Yeah. You got a dog who's not exactly dog meat, but it's close enough.

[01:30:10] The running joke about Vault Tech Plan D, which is just cyanide.

[01:30:17] Yeah.

[01:30:19] Just there's so many little touches.

[01:30:21] And if you fans of the game, like it's a real treat for you to kind of uncover those.

[01:30:26] And I love the common Auckland is over to your Hank.

[01:30:29] I love that.

[01:30:30] I kind of like the little mystery they've got going with the three

[01:30:33] vaults that are connected that you mentioned.

[01:30:35] But there's something weird going on in Vault 31.

[01:30:38] And like, I don't I haven't caught what that is yet.

[01:30:41] But like it's pretty good.

[01:30:42] Yeah. There's just there's a lot of nice little touches.

[01:30:46] And it kind of takes what you know and plays with it a little bit.

[01:30:49] I really like that Michael Rappaport was briefly in it.

[01:30:54] And he's just a foul mouth asshole who gets merked almost immediately.

[01:30:58] And like, yeah, that kind of feels right.

[01:31:00] That was Michael Rappaport.

[01:31:01] Yeah. Yeah.

[01:31:03] He's the he's the president.

[01:31:07] He's the he's the guy in the in the he's the brotherhood of Stilgah,

[01:31:12] who Maximus goes down with as a squire.

[01:31:14] Oh, that's Michael Rappaport. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:31:16] You fucking asshole.

[01:31:18] What do you think?

[01:31:19] I thought he didn't say anything about Zionism.

[01:31:22] So it was really hard to or the Mets.

[01:31:25] Yeah, I did. Or he wasn't he wasn't like looking at some really gross

[01:31:29] ass cat going, what the fuck is that?

[01:31:32] Fair enough. Yeah.

[01:31:33] I haven't seen him in a while.

[01:31:34] Yeah, he does look a little different.

[01:31:36] But good times to be had there with fallout.

[01:31:39] Love it.

[01:31:40] Not much else to talk about from from my end.

[01:31:42] I did start a game, a Jedi survivor with the sequel to Jedi Fallen Order.

[01:31:48] Yeah, how was that?

[01:31:49] It's more of the same.

[01:31:50] It's just it's just Star Wars Dark Souls.

[01:31:53] Star Wars Dark Souls Uncharted because there's a lot of jumping puzzles

[01:31:56] and a lot of that stuff where you have to like,

[01:31:58] you're going to make friends with an animal and then use it as a thing.

[01:32:03] It's fine.

[01:32:04] It'll pass the time.

[01:32:06] It's a lot more open worldy than the last one, which is kind of to its

[01:32:10] benefit, but also to its detriment.

[01:32:12] There is a fast travel system, which was the thing that I really hated

[01:32:15] about the last one.

[01:32:16] Fallen Order had so many different places to go and so and you would have

[01:32:19] to backtrack through almost an entire fucking planet every time you wanted

[01:32:24] to like go back somewhere and like find some secret nonsense.

[01:32:28] And a lot of the stuff that you're hunting for secrets wise

[01:32:32] isn't really going to do you any good anyway.

[01:32:35] It's a it's a new piece of decorative armor for your robot.

[01:32:41] Like that doesn't.

[01:32:42] But buried in that, there are a few things like, oh, you want a new perk slot?

[01:32:46] Oh, you got to go and collect all these with your.

[01:32:48] It's a little bit more productive.

[01:32:51] A little, but honestly, not all that much.

[01:32:53] It's so searching for all the collectibles.

[01:32:56] It's fine.

[01:32:57] Oh, cool.

[01:32:58] I've got a new shirt for my.

[01:33:02] Yeah, space neoliberal.

[01:33:03] That doesn't help you at all.

[01:33:05] If it was like had armor stats or something, that'd be a different story.

[01:33:09] But yeah, it doesn't.

[01:33:10] It's purely cosmetic.

[01:33:12] The only thing I can really say that they improved upon was they added

[01:33:15] a bunch of lightsaber stances.

[01:33:17] So now you got the option to have the dual blades or two singles

[01:33:22] or you have one with cracked core or whatever.

[01:33:25] Yeah, it has one that has the cross guard, the Kylo Ren style.

[01:33:31] You've got one that's a blaster one.

[01:33:33] So you're doing one hand with blaster, one hand with.

[01:33:37] It's pretty cool lightsaber.

[01:33:37] So some interesting ideas.

[01:33:39] And I feel like if they had, I don't know,

[01:33:42] it just kind of let it cook for a little longer.

[01:33:45] Maybe we had something a little bit more interesting as it is.

[01:33:48] I mean, it's been out for a while, but like there's still weird graphical glitches

[01:33:51] and this is on a PS five.

[01:33:53] There's still just some weird, janky things.

[01:33:55] If you're playing something on the PS five, I really can't.

[01:33:58] I can't bite you fucking belly aching about glitches and stuff

[01:34:01] because you really should be happy to be playing a game.

[01:34:04] Fair enough. I will give you that.

[01:34:06] I'm not going to argue about that.

[01:34:08] But what I will say is that, you know, there's a certain amount of polish

[01:34:11] that I have kind of come to expect and, you know, you walk into a ship

[01:34:15] and the pilot is T posing for a full 30 seconds

[01:34:19] in what is supposed to be a triple A game that feels like that's

[01:34:24] I don't know, feels bad.

[01:34:26] Did you want some guy not to see his kids for another week

[01:34:30] so you could have your triple A gaming experience?

[01:34:33] What I'm saying, what I'm saying is I need my

[01:34:35] game comies. Listen, I you and I

[01:34:41] fundamentally agree on this aspect.

[01:34:43] I want better games with worse graphics made by smaller teams of dedicated people.

[01:34:49] I would be fine with this game and uglier women in those games.

[01:34:53] Oh, sure. Absolutely.

[01:34:54] We have to defeat the male gaze.

[01:34:56] Yes. By making everyone look like they

[01:34:57] smoke three packs a day.

[01:35:00] I have a hard time going up three steps.

[01:35:03] Absolutely. I don't mind if it doesn't look like a million bucks

[01:35:08] as long as it performs. That's me.

[01:35:10] A low has to look like she has mezzanthi, mezzanthi, Lyoma.

[01:35:15] Is there a mezzanthi, Lyoma stare like this?

[01:35:20] When you say something so aloe phobic,

[01:35:22] you have to hit him with the mezzanthi, Lyoma stare.

[01:35:26] Yes. Oh, Jesus.

[01:35:28] So that that's about it.

[01:35:30] Brian, you want to tell them where you can find

[01:35:33] your ass on the Internet?

[01:35:35] Oh, my ass is everywhere.

[01:35:38] My ass is loud and in charge.

[01:35:41] My ass is everywhere.

[01:35:44] Mojo Nixon Elvis is everywhere.

[01:35:46] Oh, yes. Yes.

[01:35:47] RAP Mojo Nixon. Yeah, rest in peace.

[01:35:49] RAP to a real one.

[01:35:50] I could have been John Spencer.

[01:35:52] I know he saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight as a long time.

[01:35:55] John Spencer's suck implosion.

[01:35:58] Man, if you want to know what it's like to suck on a limit

[01:36:02] until your body shuts down,

[01:36:03] listen to John Spencer, blue's explosion.

[01:36:06] Would the most cursed collab be John Spencer and Jack White?

[01:36:10] Because I feel like no.

[01:36:12] The most cursed collaboration would be John Spencer and Ice Spice.

[01:36:16] I think we just have to realize that we're getting old

[01:36:22] and that we're not with it.

[01:36:23] Yeah, it is changing and it's OK to be scared, Jason.

[01:36:27] That's fair. That's a good point.

[01:36:29] I try to keep current, but it's just it's not happening.

[01:36:32] So, Brian, online.

[01:36:33] Oh, yeah, if you want to send me death threats or tell me that I.

[01:36:38] Shouldn't look that way.

[01:36:40] You can find me on most social media platforms as I shot

[01:36:44] GD Board, I say show T G Y D B R D

[01:36:48] or a music photographer.

[01:36:51] A M. U.S. I see you.

[01:36:53] Yeah, you know how to spell the music.

[01:36:54] Photography. Yeah, I know you're listening to a podcast.

[01:36:57] Right. Hopefully you can understand how.

[01:37:01] How word do this part?

[01:37:02] Yes, how word work if you want to check out my

[01:37:05] photography portfolio, it's asshole music photographer dot com.

[01:37:08] If you want to check out the the foes with some words, it's a

[01:37:12] music photographer dot com. Guess what, Jason?

[01:37:14] What's up?

[01:37:14] I think I might actually have that mad as peace up.

[01:37:16] Let's go.

[01:37:17] Let's go.

[01:37:18] Let's go fucking go.

[01:37:21] Tour has been over for like a week.

[01:37:23] That's just gonna be up.

[01:37:25] Let's go.

[01:37:25] It's gonna be fucking crisp.

[01:37:27] It's gonna be pressing.

[01:37:31] Yeah, baby.

[01:37:31] Yeah, baby.

[01:37:32] Yeah, a month and a half, almost two months after the show.

[01:37:36] And I actually have the fucking peace up, you know,

[01:37:39] because fucking life can't fucking stop and right.

[01:37:42] Where else can they find your writing and photo over at

[01:37:46] the arts.

[01:37:46] S.T.L. dot com.

[01:37:47] The last and only good media website in St.

[01:37:51] Louis. I just got confirmed for Slowdive.

[01:37:54] Baby, their first show in St.

[01:37:56] Louis, if you can believe it ever, ever.

[01:37:59] Yeah, I thought because I texted Bert and I was like,

[01:38:02] so what was the last thing they played here?

[01:38:03] And it was like never.

[01:38:04] And I was like thinking to myself, like I wanted to hear

[01:38:07] like some venue that flows when I was still in grade school,

[01:38:10] like the gasworks or something.

[01:38:11] Yeah, yeah, or like the galaxy or so.

[01:38:14] Yeah, no, they never played here.

[01:38:16] But the show at the other one, we had to page it

[01:38:21] on the fourth and that's getting here really quick.

[01:38:24] That is looking like it's going to sell out.

[01:38:27] And most of the dates on this tour seem to be selling out.

[01:38:30] So good for them.

[01:38:31] The new record I really enjoy.

[01:38:33] I have a name about top of my head, but it has really cool artwork.

[01:38:35] And it's like weird and synthy, but like, oh, this is still

[01:38:39] still Slowdive. That's sick.

[01:38:41] Also just got confirmed for Swans, which is May 10.

[01:38:48] God, that's going to be a weird week for me.

[01:38:50] It's like Slowdive, Deathcap for QT, then Swans.

[01:38:57] And in between all of that is Portugal, the man who I

[01:39:01] I haven't seen for a while.

[01:39:02] I really like to see them.

[01:39:03] I don't know if I can swing that, even if I just go to see it.

[01:39:07] But though that's going to be fun.

[01:39:08] Deathcap for QT should be cool.

[01:39:10] But Swans are Swans like the 18th.

[01:39:13] I can't remember.

[01:39:14] It's it's all made.

[01:39:16] Fucking a crazy month for music here in St. Louis.

[01:39:18] It's kind of awesome and kind of also confusing when you're trying to keep everything together.

[01:39:22] I'll be at Deathcap Slash Postal Service.

[01:39:24] Yeah, I saw you had the verification there on your fridge

[01:39:28] when we were over over the weekend.

[01:39:30] Taking my girlfriend to see

[01:39:32] William Elliott Whitmore next week off Broadway, which

[01:39:37] for her birthday, which, you know, I'm broke and we're trying to do all this crazy shit.

[01:39:41] And I just got denied a modest

[01:39:44] and very respectable

[01:39:48] raise in my job, was basically told

[01:39:53] I don't deserve to have like a basic comfort and a girlfriend

[01:39:57] in particular doesn't deserve a basic comfort after her surgery in early June.

[01:40:02] I'm still cracking up.

[01:40:04] Who young who is now the staff photographer for the late night with Jimmy Fallon

[01:40:09] on Twitter, telling people like, you know, you go to a place like St. Louis

[01:40:13] and learn how to become like a music journalist and having to tell him,

[01:40:16] don't tell people to come here.

[01:40:17] It's completely fucking gutted.

[01:40:19] Anyways, Jason, yes, where can they find you? Oh, boy.

[01:40:23] Tell me all your secrets and lies.

[01:40:26] And tell us about that time you ran a red light and killed the child in Tacoma.

[01:40:31] Yeah, you can find me on various social media as video crime, V.I.D.E.O.C.R.I.M.E.

[01:40:37] Anyplace else.

[01:40:38] Well, the only place else that I use anything else is going to be Instagram and TikTok.

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[01:41:30] There is also where you're going to be hearing the very special

[01:41:35] cut for time episodes that we call thanks.

[01:41:37] I hate it. Our latest one just released this past Friday,

[01:41:42] and it was a good time had by all is it's all the weird bullshit.

[01:41:48] It doesn't fit in everything else we're doing. Exactly.

[01:41:51] Hey, we're the show's fucking over. Go home.

[01:41:53] Yeah, you can tell your boss to keep yourself

[01:41:59] while you're at it. Find out where the president's at.

[01:42:02] Oh, God. And why don't you give him to. Oh, God.

[01:42:05] Namaste. Good luck. Have a good one.

[01:42:06] Give give the president a good fucking.