Episode 90 : You Think The Friendzone Scares Me?

[00:00:00] Hey there little Timmy, it's Macho Man

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[00:00:06] And take you to the beach hot

[00:00:09] Oh yeah, it's molester Macho Man

[00:00:12] Oh yeah, your sister coming alright

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[00:00:19] It's okay, we're gonna read some books

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[00:00:24] When you're in one

[00:00:26] Oh no

[00:00:56] It's a real shame your dad's not around, oh yeah

[00:01:08] It's a shame your father never taught you a safe phrase

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[00:01:20] Welcome to the show

[00:01:22] Welcome to the show, it's 40 Minutes of Dogs Barking

[00:01:25] I'm in the stream of Macho Man

[00:01:30] I'm bailing the technicality

[00:01:35] Out to damage the neighborhood again

[00:01:44] Follow Piss and Vinegar today

[00:01:47] Oh boy

[00:01:50] The E.I. judge said, it's okay Macho Man

[00:01:54] Children got learned somehow

[00:02:05] Anyway, welcome to the show

[00:02:09] There's no coming back from that

[00:02:12] Nothing I can do to recover from that

[00:02:14] It's 40 Minutes of Dogs Barking, my name is Jason

[00:02:16] This is Brian

[00:02:18] Oh boy

[00:02:22] What a week

[00:02:24] What an eternity

[00:02:26] I don't know about you Brian

[00:02:28] But I just found my new favorite

[00:02:32] Food grade glycine manufacturer

[00:02:35] Oh no shit man, what's up

[00:02:37] Donghua Jean Lone

[00:02:39] Donghua Jean Lone's food grade glycine

[00:02:41] The choice of many

[00:02:42] Founded in 1979, we specialize in the R&D

[00:02:45] In manufacturing of food grade glycine

[00:02:47] Considered a top tier manufacturer in the industry

[00:02:50] A long term stable partner of many fortune 500 companies

[00:02:53] Certified by ISO 22000, ISO 90000 and 1

[00:02:57] ISO 14001, ISO 4501

[00:03:01] BRC, FAMICUS, Kosher, Halal and Reach

[00:03:04] Among other international certifications

[00:03:06] Striving tirelessly for a healthier humanity

[00:03:09] And a better life

[00:03:11] So it was a random TikTok moment

[00:03:13] I was scrolling through TikTok

[00:03:15] And up comes that video

[00:03:18] Just in the bad generic AI narration voice

[00:03:23] About Donghua Lienzhong

[00:03:26] About their industrial grade glycine

[00:03:29] They help form some of the standardizations

[00:03:34] Used in the industry

[00:03:36] Yes, 40 years of being in the business

[00:03:40] Halal?

[00:03:41] Halal and Reach, which is...

[00:03:43] I was not familiar with that one

[00:03:45] It's really wired the other

[00:03:47] So these guys over in China

[00:03:49] They must really know their stuff

[00:03:50] Did they have any other celebrity endorsements?

[00:03:53] Well you'll be amazed Brian

[00:03:55] We have a number of celebrity endorsers

[00:03:57] Starting with star of stage and screen

[00:04:00] Dasha

[00:04:01] Why is Donghua Jean Lone's

[00:04:04] Industrial grade glycine of high quality

[00:04:07] Industrial grade glycine produced by Donghua Jean Lone

[00:04:10] Their products stick to strict production standards

[00:04:13] Like FCC, E640, USP, BP, HIPI and JSFA

[00:04:19] Both pesticides and non-toxic

[00:04:21] Industrial decarbonizers have a wide range of applications

[00:04:27] It's your top choice for quality

[00:04:29] Not only do we have the lovely Dasha

[00:04:32] But also Mr. Science Man himself

[00:04:34] Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[00:04:36] What industrial grade glycine is used for

[00:04:38] In the dyeing industry

[00:04:40] It helps improve dye uptake

[00:04:42] In the electronics industry

[00:04:44] It's used as an electroplating solution additive

[00:04:47] And a pH regulator

[00:04:49] Donghua Jean Lone has been dedicated to

[00:04:51] The development and research of fine chemicals

[00:04:55] For many years

[00:04:56] They've got their own core technology

[00:04:58] And have bagged 31 patents

[00:05:00] Both a modern GMP production workshop

[00:05:04] And equipment, the industrial glycine they produce

[00:05:07] Is widely used

[00:05:10] Top notch quality stellar service

[00:05:12] Feel free to make your choice

[00:05:14] And so, there's a gentleman on Twitter

[00:05:16] There at Bert Chintes

[00:05:18] Who has collected all these

[00:05:20] I love Bert

[00:05:22] But yeah, they seem to be the work

[00:05:24] Of at least one or more

[00:05:26] Various Tik Tokers

[00:05:28] The Nick Mullen one, yes

[00:05:30] High quality industrial grade glycine

[00:05:32] From Donghua Jean Lone

[00:05:34] Over the years it has been committed to

[00:05:36] The development and research of food additives

[00:05:38] And fine chemicals

[00:05:40] They've got their own core tech with a whopping

[00:05:42] 31 patents under their belt

[00:05:44] And a whole lot of production experience

[00:05:46] They even had a hand in drafting

[00:05:48] And setting the industrial standards

[00:05:50] For industrial grade glycine

[00:05:52] You can bet on quality, totally trustworthy

[00:05:54] It's so good because I think

[00:05:56] There's anything that Mullen

[00:05:58] Would want to be in this world

[00:06:00] Is like a yeoman farmer

[00:06:02] In real China

[00:06:04] Pitching industrial

[00:06:06] Glycine products

[00:06:08] Absolutely, I mean, let's be honest

[00:06:10] Do you remember the guy that was

[00:06:12] Just binge drinking the Chinese

[00:06:14] Farmer guy? Yeah, yeah

[00:06:16] King shit? Yeah, king shit

[00:06:18] I wonder what happened to him

[00:06:20] But that was a really great moment of time

[00:06:22] Just watch that dude drink

[00:06:24] Would look like to be a lethal amount

[00:06:26] Of beer and spirits

[00:06:28] But that really seems way better

[00:06:30] Than whatever we got going on over here

[00:06:32] On the side of the ocean

[00:06:34] Yeah, you know I'll take that any day

[00:06:36] But yeah, so Donghua Jinlong's

[00:06:38] Standard of excellence

[00:06:40] I've been following this for days

[00:06:42] It cropped up one time

[00:06:44] On TikTok and now it's pretty much every video I get

[00:06:46] There's an Adam one?

[00:06:48] There is an Adam one, yes, Adam

[00:06:50] Donghua Jinlong

[00:06:52] You know how to find

[00:06:54] A food grade glycine manufacturer

[00:06:56] At the source

[00:06:58] Everyone claims to be

[00:07:00] The original manufacturer

[00:07:02] But today

[00:07:04] Let's take a look at what

[00:07:06] A reliable source factory actually looks like

[00:07:08] Donghua Jinlong now

[00:07:10] That's truly impressive

[00:07:12] It's really well done AI fakes

[00:07:14] Including adding all of Adam's

[00:07:16] And the vocal

[00:07:18] I mean the vocal fry for

[00:07:20] Dasha is amazing

[00:07:22] Whatever they trained

[00:07:24] Yes, yes, however they trained

[00:07:26] That model is really

[00:07:28] Wonderful Donghua Jinlong

[00:07:30] Highly recommend

[00:07:32] The manufacturer of industrial glycine

[00:07:34] Food additives

[00:07:36] 31 patents, 40 years in the business

[00:07:38] Can't do any better

[00:07:40] Yeah, can't fucking step to that

[00:07:42] Obviously best in the business

[00:07:44] That's why they could get people like

[00:07:46] Chet hangs

[00:07:48] There was a Chet hangs

[00:07:50] They only got

[00:07:52] Dasha, they also got the other one

[00:07:54] Yeah, the more racist one

[00:07:56] Yeah

[00:07:58] Would love

[00:08:00] The detonated EMP in

[00:08:02] Dime Square

[00:08:04] Yeah, just really well produced

[00:08:06] These fake commercials

[00:08:08] The music

[00:08:10] Really

[00:08:12] Awkward dialogue for some of them

[00:08:14] Like Adam's us and the vocal fry

[00:08:16] And all this stuff

[00:08:18] Just highly skilled people

[00:08:20] You know

[00:08:22] The company just started on Tiktok

[00:08:24] And put out a couple videos

[00:08:26] They just started riffing on it

[00:08:28] And like people on twitter

[00:08:30] Just go with nuts for it

[00:08:32] I am particular, extremely guilty of that

[00:08:34] Here's the number one Donghao

[00:08:36] Jinlong

[00:08:38] Gaijin, enjoyer

[00:08:40] Yeah, that is my new

[00:08:42] Here's at

[00:08:44] POTUS underscore FGC

[00:08:46] The CCP assumed direct control

[00:08:48] brain through TikTok. I cannot stop espousing the virtues, the quality and high level of

[00:08:52] certification of Donghua Jinglong food grade glycine. They are the food grade glycine producer

[00:08:57] of 2024. Markets are really us at Tao Tei Cha Ching. She glycined my Jinglong Donghua

[00:09:06] until I am high quality industrial grade. Expect more Donghua Jinglong means in the future.

[00:09:15] Speaking of something else that might be in the future, one of the people who works on Tekken,

[00:09:20] I got to hear Harada, who has the Twitter handle at harada underscore Tekken. He's the game

[00:09:26] designer chief producer of Tekken for the past 30 years. He reached out on Twitter the other

[00:09:31] day and said, okay, I will only ask once about this request. Why do some communities send

[00:09:37] me requests for Waffle House? Please be sure to explain the basis for the request,

[00:09:43] including the original story, history and background. This is from people on Twitter and

[00:09:48] other places saying that the video game Tekken 8, which is about street fights, should have a level

[00:09:54] that is Waffle House, the Waffle House level. He was inundated with posts, 20K retweets,

[00:10:00] just a ton of people responding to it, explaining the deep lore of the Waffle House and why

[00:10:06] Americans love to fight there. So like, you know why? I mean, I explained to Japanese

[00:10:12] person, it's like, I would assume like, you know how y'all love 7-Eleven? It's like a 7-Eleven of the

[00:10:18] United States, but you also can like fight. You get a meal prepared in front of you.

[00:10:24] And then guy smoking a cigarette behind the grill has never worn food safety gloves ever

[00:10:30] in his life. Went from taking the trash out straight to fucking making your hash browns,

[00:10:36] you know what man they slap. They're the best hash browns you'll ever have. Yeah. And not only

[00:10:40] that, then you get to watch drunk people get into it. He was inundated with updates and did a

[00:10:46] follow up. His follow up was simply thanks for the explanation guys. And I understand that many

[00:10:51] people are requesting it. However, I think you're missing one important point. The restaurant

[00:10:55] has both the trademark and the rights of the restaurant. So if the restaurant's chain

[00:10:59] headquarters refuses to accept my proposal, it will not happen. Now that assumes that

[00:11:05] Harada-san went out and sent like a letter to Waffle House's marketing department. At this point,

[00:11:13] Waffle House would be foolish to say no. Oh yeah. Well, because I just saw another fight video

[00:11:18] coming out of Waffle House and it's like, well, you have two options as Waffle House. You

[00:11:23] either try to scrub that or you embrace it. And I'm thinking, you know, what better way

[00:11:30] to let your name branded likeness be used in a level for tech and eight. I mean, come on.

[00:11:37] Oh yeah, absolutely. It was like a buck for the setting and you can have some costumes you

[00:11:42] unlock. Sure. I'll tell you, you know, you could have Waffle House. You have four of them.

[00:11:48] Paul and Law and King. Gun Jack. I don't know which Jack they're on now. I haven't played a tech

[00:11:55] in, I think, since like four or five. Yeah. Who's the bear? Kuma. You have a Kuma with

[00:12:01] the giant apron that says Waffle House. Are you a shimitsu? Yeah. He's already a Waffle House cook.

[00:12:10] Well actually, you're moved Waffle House, but I think Bandai Namco.

[00:12:13] Also got pushed the envelope forward. Yeah. So Bill Ari, posting on Twitter here,

[00:12:20] genuinely concerned for my guy here and it's a very unsettling video. It feels like a hostage video.

[00:12:28] Before we go into this, Bill Ari's description, his account description is amazing. Freelance

[00:12:35] reporter contributing to New York Post, New York Times reporting on celebrity deaths.

[00:12:40] The highlights tab for a fun time 18 plus.

[00:12:45] That seems like he's posting 18 plus content about celebrity deaths.

[00:12:51] That's not good. Maybe work on the wording there, Bill.

[00:12:54] But yes, he found this video and it's I think it's disturbing. Who has the best girlfriend ever?

[00:13:00] I do. Who just bought you all this stuff? She did.

[00:13:06] And all the stuff? My girl bought all of it and I'm about to eat this and then we're going to

[00:13:15] chow on that after. So, and happy stew. Yeah. But we're not eating at all. Just know that

[00:13:23] because we've got to save some. Yeah. You know, budget cuts, you know.

[00:13:29] Save, save, save. You know? So we're going to scoff this stuff down

[00:13:38] because because Boo deserved it. You know, even though we get in our arguments sometimes,

[00:13:46] I still love you. Okay. I love you too. Yeah. Love you too, man. Yeah, you better.

[00:13:52] I just spent some money on. Deeply unsettling. Yeah, no. If this is a bit.

[00:13:58] It's extremely good. Yeah. Yeah. This is like this is like sort of shit from like a found footage

[00:14:03] movie. Yes. Last known photograph type of look on his face. It's just you're going to eat that,

[00:14:10] right? But not all of it. No, no. He's chained up in a basement somewhere and we're

[00:14:15] laughing. That's the thing. No one has come forward about any more additional like source

[00:14:20] of the video. I know literally nothing about it. Guys live in a dog crate in someone's basement.

[00:14:26] Someone replying to Bill. I really hope this is just rage bait. Bill or I've got some bad news.

[00:14:32] Well, there's a TikTok account right there. Yeah, let's

[00:14:36] is so respond is the GF fat. Oh, but they took their I think they nuked the whole account.

[00:14:45] Yeah, couldn't find this. Wow. Wow. That guy's dead. Yeah.

[00:14:52] RIP to that dude. I hope the Chinese food was tasty. Yeah, at least for rice did look pretty tight.

[00:14:59] I mean, for a last meal, you can't really do worse, I guess. Yeah, I hope he had an orange vest.

[00:15:07] Enjoy it because I'm going to fall up on my dude dead. Yeah, I'm going to fall up on that

[00:15:13] because that's not good. That guy is going to be on one of those RIP shirts.

[00:15:20] Being airbrushed at the time at the Mills Mall, being juice box, we're just like killing time to go

[00:15:28] before you're going to see a movie and we walked past one of those booths that had like,

[00:15:33] you know, I get like your air. Yeah, like a little shirt like, you know,

[00:15:36] hey, you got like a graphic press one of those like RIP is like some high school senior photo

[00:15:43] of some young black man and juice box goes, can I buy that? Oh, no. And the lady's like,

[00:15:49] that's my friend's kid. He was killing the car accident. He's like, okay, so is it more then?

[00:15:55] Oh, no. Oh, juice box. No. It was kind of one of those things we had to kind of like,

[00:16:02] I had like just keep walking. Yeah, I don't know him because I was like laughing too hard

[00:16:08] because he's like, he was like putting his breathe his wall out. Like, you know,

[00:16:11] he just got back from the fucking casino. He was up a little bit like what's up like two twenties.

[00:16:16] Yeah, how much? You know, you show up some like house party wearing that shirt. This being like,

[00:16:22] yeah, it's like my stuff cousin. Jesus Christ. Juice box. You know, that would be like one of

[00:16:30] those things that'd be really great to buy from a thrift store. Right. Yes. Or the family

[00:16:35] union shirts to a family you do not belong to. Oh, yeah. Those are just especially if they got

[00:16:41] something funny on the back, you know, it's like it's eaten time or something. It's kissing

[00:16:46] cousins forever. Yes. I've only ever been to one family reunion and just watched three

[00:16:55] stooshes a lot. Hell yeah. All right. Which just really felt like, yeah, we're all just kind

[00:17:02] of like this, huh? Just like, yeah, beautiful Sunday afternoon out in the country. Someone I'm

[00:17:08] never going to meet again and we're just going to sit around drinking beer and watching three

[00:17:13] stooshes. All right. Seems right. Yeah. It seems feels good. Well, Brian, a tragic tale this week.

[00:17:21] Although now this has been disputed, but a gentleman by the name of Vitamo,

[00:17:26] V-Y-D-A-M-O. It is with a heavy heart I announced the sale of my long term ape,

[00:17:33] Saut LaZar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape.

[00:17:40] I met my wife when I was this ape. It had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By

[00:17:46] extension, it is a part of me. I travel around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went

[00:17:52] to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest nightclubs in the most serene beaches we had at all.

[00:17:59] Unfortunately, what Blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur,

[00:18:05] the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e. Two weeks ago myself and around 15 other

[00:18:13] high ranking ape members gathered at the recent international ape workshop in Miami. And on

[00:18:18] behalf of the community, we wrote and delivered a notarized letter begging Pac-Man to stop this

[00:18:23] nonsense at once. And I don't know who Pac-Man actually is, so I'm just imagining the yellow...

[00:18:28] It's a dev from this project. I'm amazed we haven't talked about it before, but yeah,

[00:18:34] I vaguely know what some of this stuff is referencing. It's all weird insider nerdship

[00:18:39] ago on, sir. So he demands, he and these 15 other quote high ranking ape members wrote

[00:18:46] a list of demands which included a Blur will be shut down, NFT collections affected would be

[00:18:51] refunded at the floor price, a written apology to UGLABS, sell all assets held by any members

[00:18:58] of the Blur team and publicly denounce a user Charlotte Fang 77. As of today, which was March

[00:19:04] 28th... Oh, I think Charlotte Fang is the um, the ladies weirdo that was larping as a woman,

[00:19:11] but with like just like some like fat dude in like Luxembourg or something. Perfect. We love

[00:19:16] to see it. But as of today, Pac-Man has refused to acknowledge our letter. I have no choice but to

[00:19:21] sell my ape and retrieve some form of financial value before it trends to zero. Thank you to everyone

[00:19:27] in the ape family who has been sending me messages over the last few days. I love you all.

[00:19:31] I hope one day we meet on the other side. Until then, goodbye. And then the photo,

[00:19:38] which is the dumbest looking shit I've ever seen... It's probably the worst

[00:19:42] ape I've seen. The striped shirt and the dumb ass motorcycle helmet, which because they're all like

[00:19:51] generalized art isn't over the ears. The ears actually poke through the helmet,

[00:19:55] the stoned eyes and then that fucking biting your lip. Like you're about to say the Epsiloner.

[00:20:03] Yeah, it's just it's all terrible. All my apes are gone is one thing. You got got by a hack

[00:20:08] or whatever, you know, but this guy wrote a fucking letter. So I'm gonna tell you something here.

[00:20:14] Yeah. This is fake. I know. I was getting to that. Oh. Adam Bumas put a hole in this whole thing.

[00:20:20] I'm very sad to report this is a bit. This NFT was sold recently, but it was sold by the man

[00:20:25] who minted it and who goes by Lloyd Apeman at Crypto Albatross. And so yes, that was debunked

[00:20:31] almost immediately by the folks at Garbage Day. A fantastic newsletter if you do not read it.

[00:20:36] But yeah, all of this for a bit. That wasn't even funny. I mean, it's funny. Kind of. I mean,

[00:20:45] it's funny because like it is this guy is the dammo individual I've seen before.

[00:20:52] I mean, it's self aware. Like a self aware riff on how fucking weird and self involved. Yeah.

[00:20:59] And alienated like some of these crypto people get. So I mean, as far as it's such a good

[00:21:04] riff that it's believable, it's such a good satire. Yeah, it really blurs the line. And I think that's

[00:21:09] where it loses me a little bit because it feels so sincere. I don't know. It's a personal problem,

[00:21:14] I guess. I speaking of board Apes. Yeah, it's a little transition here because I really don't know

[00:21:19] what go with a riff like this. Like it's funny ish. Molly White just published an interview

[00:21:25] she did with writer rips. Okay. That's worth checking out. It's a little long window.

[00:21:31] I don't know if we want to give it some time tonight. I implore you Jason and Zaria and any of

[00:21:36] our listeners are interested in that stuff. There it is. Yeah, so that is citation needed.news

[00:21:44] is the newsletter again, another newsletter I'd recommend as well from Molly White.

[00:21:50] And that is it is a bit of a piece. It's a 22 minute read according to this. So I write while

[00:21:54] scuffing town possibly the worst Popeyes chicken sandwich I've ever had no

[00:21:59] before hanging over here. No. Oh yeah, dude, I had like this whole time. Man, I haven't had

[00:22:04] I don't think I've had a Popeyes chicken sandwich since we were in New Orleans and

[00:22:09] the two ladies that worked there an older lady and a younger lady were about to fucking throw

[00:22:16] fucking hands. And I was like one of those things like this is a little upsetting. It's been

[00:22:20] a long ass day. I'm like, oh, this food is going to be good. Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

[00:22:24] I remember like standing in front of the dresser, the hotel room just like slamming

[00:22:28] this fucking chicken sandwich has been like this is fucking this is giving me life.

[00:22:33] But this was the worst looking and maybe the worst prepared chicken sandwich I've ever

[00:22:38] gotten from Popeyes. Man. But here's the thing as awful as it was still kind of slapped.

[00:22:45] Okay. This is a mockery of the concept of a crispy chicken sandwich from Popeyes. But like

[00:22:51] is it better than what you can get from Burger King? Like yeah, still even though like I was going

[00:22:54] to say it was actually like shard. Huh? It was so weird. Like what did you do?

[00:23:01] You find the sandwich behind a radio? Yeah. Yeah, definitely look at that Molly White

[00:23:08] rips piece. You're right. That's definitely worth a read because she does have

[00:23:12] the interview they're asking him about like what does the future look like and all that stuff.

[00:23:15] So definitely a pro click there free my man. Ed Zitron getting an ad for money.

[00:23:23] It's wonderful. It literally is just hashtag money. And then the photo that's on the post

[00:23:29] is money gives you priceless things time freedom and peace of mind earn save and invest

[00:23:35] and Ed Zitron's post is simply, Hey everyone, just got an ad for something I think could

[00:23:40] help with a lot of our problems. We love to get ads for the concept of money.

[00:23:46] There's something that they're not selling anything. So it's crypto scam of the week time, Brian.

[00:23:51] You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast. And now it's time for the crypto

[00:23:57] scam of the week. This year from the good folks over at 404 media. We haven't had anything

[00:24:03] from them in a minute. Jason Kobler writing this and boy what a hoot. The headline poof

[00:24:09] you're a millionaire scammer convinced investors to send him 1.5 million to build a magic money

[00:24:16] making bot and the subhead surprise the crypto trading bot didn't exist. And the scammer used

[00:24:21] the money to buy a $204,000 Denver Bronco suite a luxury Jeep and a Bahamas vacation according to

[00:24:28] of the FBI. That's right. So Robert Robb which really weirdly similar to the rip, you know,

[00:24:38] like rip and rob and but yes, ribbon and tear and ribbon and tear Robert down here at heenism too

[00:24:45] with special guest Robert Robb on keys and very bright. I'm not horny.

[00:24:53] I don't know why they keep saying I'm horny. The idea was this Robert Robb guy reached out to

[00:24:59] people. He had already been to prison for defrauding people by falsely stating Vegas

[00:25:06] casinos would be using his prototype gambling machine after he got out of jail for one scam

[00:25:12] convinced crypto investors to give him money to build an MEV bot which stands for maximum

[00:25:18] extractable value cryptocurrency bot. So the idea is that it's an arbitrage scheme to

[00:25:23] bot trades currency for you supposedly for guaranteed gains. That's the idea behind

[00:25:29] MEV bots. There's no indication in the affidavit that Robbs would have worked

[00:25:33] or that he ever actually built anything. So yes, here's the telegram message. Poof you're a

[00:25:40] millionaire after we launch I feel like this might be the case for some of you through bot

[00:25:44] use our affiliate program rat holdings and no rugs tokens. This could happen easily. That's right.

[00:25:52] The no rugs tokens. No rugs as in it's not going to rug pull and yet

[00:25:58] they got scammed on it anyway strangely enough. In September Robb told people on the crypto specific

[00:26:06] social media platform friend.tech and on Twitter that people who have 100 to 200k sitting around

[00:26:13] could take advantage of this new bot he was building. He then explained to investors in

[00:26:17] DMs that what he was building was capital intensive and that it's theoretically good enough already

[00:26:23] to make enormous returns. Rather than build the bot however, the FBI alleges that Robb transferred

[00:26:31] much of this investment to personal bank accounts. He sent a wire totaling $204.423 to

[00:26:38] stadium management company, the management company from Mile High Stadium and the Denver

[00:26:42] Broncos football club at two year lease on an executive suite. He wired $46,000 from his

[00:26:49] Bank of America account to Atlantis Paradise Vacation that's the ocean themed vacation resort on

[00:26:55] Paradise Island in the Bahamas. When investors asked what was going on Robb allegedly told them

[00:27:01] not going into all the details given that you and your group are behind threats to my safety.

[00:27:08] Robb was arrested last week. The Denver Broncos and FBI declined to comment. What would the

[00:27:14] Denver Broncos want to comment on this? They were like he was just weirdo had money. We just

[00:27:19] had good money. Yeah, we took the money. We took the weird smelly Vegas man's money.

[00:27:24] We do this all day. All day folks. This is a normal,

[00:27:28] completely, God I think like the sickest creepiest like football fans have to be Broncos fans.

[00:27:35] Them and Patriots. Really? I can see your point on the Patriots.

[00:27:39] I feel like the Broncos like it's a perverts team. Yeah, like a guy you wouldn't leave alone.

[00:27:47] You wouldn't let like house sit or like watch your dog is a Dallas. Have you ever had someone

[00:27:54] introduce you to someone in your life and you're like, oh okay, like you start like a new job

[00:27:59] or whatever. Yeah. And as you're walking away, that guy seems all right. And the other person

[00:28:02] goes, no man, he's a Cowboys fan. You're like, oh fuck. It's like fighting out like a dude's

[00:28:08] like a fucking child prayer. Like, oh he's on the list. Okay. He has to inform me, right? He has to

[00:28:13] inform me that the Cowboys haven't been hot in like 30 years. Yeah. You have to tell me that you

[00:28:20] have this darkness in your heart. Well, I was thinking that was like Raiders fans for a lot of

[00:28:26] the same. I mean Raiders fans are copper scrappers. Okay. Okay. People who lie when they don't

[00:28:33] need to and people that refuse to wear sunscreen. Okay. So I'm two thirds of the way to being a

[00:28:42] Raiders fan. Yeah. This here at coinedition.com going into detail about the arrest. Looks like

[00:28:49] that phone's going to jail. And yeah, the weird AI generated art is just not helping,

[00:28:56] but they open their piece. The acclaimed crypto detective Zach XBT posted about Robert

[00:29:02] Robb's arrest by the Henderson police in Las Vegas. Although the actual reason for Robb's arrest was

[00:29:08] unknown, Zach XBT believes it connects to the allegation that the culprit stole 1.2 million

[00:29:13] from 11 individuals just last year. Yeah. So it says among the details Zach XBT shared

[00:29:19] is a record from the Henderson police with information on some of the arrested individuals.

[00:29:23] He highlights Robb's arrest details showing him as a 46 year old suspect

[00:29:27] booked on March 20th. Zach also posted about Robb's involvement in crypto theft and fraud in

[00:29:33] December of 2023. He accused the suspect of soliciting funds from the victims for various

[00:29:39] MEV bots according to the crypto detective. That's a nice title crypto detective. I like that.

[00:29:45] Robb did not deliver on the contract failed to return investors funds. The crypto detective,

[00:29:49] again they use that same phrase shared a screenshot with Robb denying the allegations

[00:29:53] and threatening to sue Zach XBT and others who accused him in the post Robb promised to

[00:29:59] launch the project and deliver on his promise to investors. Yeah, as I mentioned before,

[00:30:04] scam investors out of 4 million in 2002 sentenced to three years in prison for fraud

[00:30:09] after stealing funds over 10 victims in Colorado. I'm going to have a hot take here. Okay.

[00:30:14] If I were going to do some big like seven figure scam on the internet, particularly one

[00:30:21] involving crypto, I would go to a country that doesn't have extradition. Oh sure. Yeah,

[00:30:27] like go to France or something. Sure, sure. Yeah, because it could all be done remotely. You don't

[00:30:33] have to be in the state. Yeah, that's like the one thing about crypto that's really kind of

[00:30:38] interesting is if you have the keys, you can access it from anywhere in the world. It's not

[00:30:42] like a bank it doesn't have. Right. You know, so it's just, it truly is criminals are not that smart.

[00:30:50] No, and that's very evident. I feel like the smart ones you never hear about. So

[00:30:55] that's true because like yeah he got busted for scamming people not about crypto 20 years ago,

[00:31:03] got out of jail and was like, all right what's the next scam? Yeah, like I've missed a boat on

[00:31:08] pound puppies, cabbage patch kids and Furby's and single me almost. Yeah, I gotta get up. I gotta

[00:31:14] get up somehow. I'm hurting. Yeah. I'm Jones. I'm Jones to be a flim flam man. I guess you know,

[00:31:21] if you subscribe to the Better Call Saul type of thing is like some people just are naturally

[00:31:27] gifted at it and they can't resist when they see an opportunity to pull some

[00:31:33] some Mishigas they'll do it. But I don't know. I feel like if I got burned by the cops of one,

[00:31:39] so I you know, I scammed people out of 4 million, I got busted, I went to jail,

[00:31:43] I'd kind of stay away. I'd be like, you know what? I'll find something else to do. Yeah.

[00:31:46] Personally. That's just me. But going back to the well, you had to go back. One last job.

[00:31:55] One last job. You know the one last job that's where you either get caught or killed

[00:32:00] that's in the movies. You've seen movies. I've seen a few. Okay.

[00:32:04] I've never seen like the Ocean's Love in movies. You're not missing much. It's fine. Aside from the

[00:32:10] charming performances, it's mostly mid grade high stuff. Yeah, it really is. I mean, Soderbergh's

[00:32:16] direction aside, I always like him but he's hit or miss, you know, sometimes he does great stuff.

[00:32:21] Sometimes it's like, okay, he pointed a camera at an entertaining person for two hours. The

[00:32:25] Ocean's movies are that the people who are in them are entertaining and they get great chemistry

[00:32:31] and it's pretty snappy dialogue and all that. But as a movie, it's just kind of there. Not a bad way

[00:32:37] to spend two hours better than Madame Webb. But you know, your mileage may vary. What if

[00:32:44] ma'am Webb were about pizza? Go on. I don't I really have anything. You've seen the movie.

[00:32:52] Yeah, I guess she could her mother was studying pizzas in the Amazon and then got killed.

[00:32:57] Amazonian pizza. And all the yeah, they used a special ingredient called maize.

[00:33:07] Do you think anyone who ever hears the phrase corn maze gets confused? Glad you say corn twice.

[00:33:14] What's up with the dad jokes, man? I don't know dude. I'm feeling some kind of way. It's one

[00:33:19] of those weird days. It's the rolling rock. Yeah, it must be. It must be. I feel like rolling

[00:33:24] rock really hanging some drywall or something. Rolling Rock is definitely a you got.

[00:33:32] Think about the tweet about my friend showed me a message where some guy said he wanted to

[00:33:37] plaster her face like a like a painter's boombox. Oh God.

[00:33:42] It's like that's very sweet, but not really sure where to go with that.

[00:33:51] Rolling Rock is pretty tasty. It really is. Yeah. Speaking of murder, Brian though,

[00:33:56] you talked about him briefly as a bit of a riff earlier.

[00:34:03] I'm going to get there eventually. This week's main topic, Brian,

[00:34:07] concerns. The gentleman goes by the name of Todd. Not actually. This is one of those weird

[00:34:13] things where the internet mutated something that started out as you guessed it, an email forward.

[00:34:21] Probably something you'd see on like our forwards from your grandma or things like that.

[00:34:25] And it started out as a bit of apocrypha from the US military's rod powers posted this here

[00:34:33] under military jokes and humor. It's called God was busy. A college professor and a valid atheist

[00:34:40] was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly said he was going to prove

[00:34:46] there was no God addressing the ceiling. He said, God, you are real. Then I want you to knock me

[00:34:53] off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes. The lecture room fell silent. You could have

[00:35:00] heard the pinfall. 10 minutes went by again. He taunted God saying, here I am God. I'm still waiting.

[00:35:10] His countdown got to the last couple of minutes when Marine just released from active duty and

[00:35:16] newly registered in the class walked up to the professor hit him full force in the face

[00:35:21] and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold. At first the

[00:35:28] students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row

[00:35:35] and sat silent. The class fell silent waiting. Eventually the professor came to shaken. He

[00:35:44] looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and

[00:35:49] could speak, he asked, what's the matter with you? Why did you do that?

[00:35:57] God was busy. He sent the Marines. This kind of email forward to rehoke them. I swear I've got this

[00:36:07] exact one. I'm fairly certain like my grandmother resting peace probably forwarded me this at some

[00:36:11] point. Yeah, so that's where it started. The Marine at this point was unnamed. He did not have a

[00:36:17] name, but he came to be known as Marine Todd. Marine Todd kind of started. You mentioned murder

[00:36:23] Brian in the past there according to know your meme. I know I hate using them as a source,

[00:36:28] but they were able to track this down. According to the tech news blog technology tell

[00:36:34] this email started about 2004 March 20th 2014. An image macro version was posted by Facebook

[00:36:42] user Earl Dibbles Jr. and gained more than 283,000 shares and 241,000 likes in the first three weeks.

[00:36:50] And it was very similar. Except for the addition of the line a Marine was taking

[00:36:56] college classes between his deployments in Afghanistan. Of course there's also mentioned

[00:37:00] that the professor was an atheist and a member of the rotten ACLU. That's right.

[00:37:07] The ending was edited as well adding God was busy protecting America's military who are out

[00:37:13] protecting your right to stay stupid shit like that. So he sent me to fill in. So it mutated

[00:37:19] already once and that is 10 years had gone by almost immediately though, it started getting

[00:37:26] really wackadoo. Here's JD Crowley Facebook friend of mine actually. Yeah, very funny

[00:37:32] and compassionate guy. Replying to Nick Mullen a tweet I did deleted tweet from Nick Mullen,

[00:37:38] but here's one of his a Marine came home from ending terrorism in Iraq and went to his favorite bar.

[00:37:44] He saw a cute girl and tried to buy her a drink. No thanks. I'm a feminist. She said the Marine

[00:37:49] ripped off his shirt. Are you still a feminist? Not anymore, but I have a boyfriend. She replied.

[00:37:54] He pulled out his gun. You think the friend zone scares me. I just got back from a war zone.

[00:38:00] She sent her boyfriend a text message to break up with him and started kissing the Marine and his

[00:38:04] gun. All the other patriots in the bar got up and started clapping and didn't stop until the

[00:38:09] Marine and the girl were married. Repost if you believe love can blossom anywhere even on a battlefield.

[00:38:17] And that started a lot of these tweets unfortunately were deleted or they don't work

[00:38:24] anymore. Swar the villain murder Brian all got involved. Luke O'Neill got involved and

[00:38:29] Swar the villain is Felix Bierman from Chappell trap. Oh, that's right. That was the old one. Yeah.

[00:38:35] Nicole Mullen one of Nick Mullins many all three goes this originally appeared I believe in

[00:38:44] thought catalog but this now is thought dot is the story of Marine Todd. This is the first

[00:38:50] time I saw the Marine having a name. See originally it was just a a US so Nicole Nick Mullen one thing

[00:39:00] that is undeniably true about the media and the internet is that there is an obvious liberal slant

[00:39:05] every day we hear glorified stories about atheist baby killing libs that defame God in America

[00:39:12] disclaim morality and attack America's heroes for all the current talk of under

[00:39:17] representation in the media there's one group that stands out the brave men and women but mostly

[00:39:22] men of our military using the power of social media we reached out and got the real story of

[00:39:27] our nation's champions we got the story of Marine Todd who is Marine Todd. Marine Todd is everyone

[00:39:34] that's put their lives on the line for this country and the Christian values it stands for

[00:39:38] Marine Todd as a hero here is his story and then there was the original the image macro one

[00:39:45] from Facebook and dank GDL Dan when I was in college I couldn't go to one class without a

[00:39:53] Marine causing a disruption it was hard to learn and Guilty Bob responding did a child write this

[00:40:04] oh god let's see oh god let me see if I can actually read this because it's so huge

[00:40:11] there we go a marine was stopping an abortion when you overheard an atheist saying if God is

[00:40:16] real then why do people get AIDS Marine fish firing 1,380 rounds from his rifle into the

[00:40:22] abortion doctor and then caught up to the atheist God is real so the marine raising

[00:40:26] his rifle he's real and people get AIDS because they are bad he pulled a trigger but

[00:40:31] didn't have any more bullets so he knelt and prayed to God for more ammo suddenly he had

[00:40:35] more bullets in his gun and he shot the atheist and every other person on the street because it

[00:40:40] was socialist and prayed he realized Barack Hussein Obama called the army on him for shooting his

[00:40:46] socialist lip-tart friends but then the army refused to arrest the marine and instead they

[00:40:51] lined up and slew him the marine slew it back and the army was so inspired by his courage

[00:40:56] against communism and commies that they went back to a bungler and dragged him out of his

[00:41:00] office but on the president he cried not anymore so the army guys marine Todd is president now

[00:41:07] Hussein a Babbo tried putting Islam curses on them but they shoved the American flag in his

[00:41:13] mouth and and kicked him out onto the street where he cried like a baby girl everyone in America

[00:41:18] was finally free President Marine Todd made sure there were no more taxes or abortions and

[00:41:23] that being a lip-tart was punishable by the death penalty everything was so good that he

[00:41:27] was elected nine more times before saving America from terrorism by jumping in for a missile to

[00:41:32] save a fellow Marine repost this if you support our troops we a few the proud true true Patriots will

[00:41:40] and they even got more and more absurd from there uh so that box of millipedes posting this one

[00:41:49] a marine was playing call of duty and reminiscing about his brave war fighting

[00:41:53] service to America when some sicko libs started spewing anti-american BS over the chat America

[00:41:59] is bad and God isn't real I read it in a book by Dr. Richard Dawkins the marine remembered his oath

[00:42:06] to defend god and knew what he had to do he called his uncle who works for NASA and found out where

[00:42:11] this asshole kid lived then one night he stood outside the kids crappy house and yelled if

[00:42:15] God isn't real how do you explain this and lobbed a bunch of white phosphorus grenades

[00:42:20] through the window the house burnt down and all the libs are dead Richard Dawkins also died of grids

[00:42:25] but no one cared and that marine's name was Ronald Reagan a little bit escalated from like

[00:42:36] punching a professor to like burning a kid's house with white phosphorus and then and that

[00:42:44] and that guy's name is Ronald Reagan which there's a lot of these weird ass copypasta stories much like

[00:42:50] that chain email about the marine it was Britney Spears that kid was Britney Spears now the one

[00:42:55] that was always like uh the teacher was telling this kid that he's dumb and and then the kid

[00:42:59] said something smart and then and that kid was Albert Einstein and so and so the conservative

[00:43:06] version being in that and the marine's name was Ronald Reagan is like just a further

[00:43:10] continuation of that type of thing I love really shitty chain emails because they had this

[00:43:16] fucked up really like uniquely American dipshittery to them that like led poisoning brain

[00:43:26] that has this like Patriots good and Obama bad and Al bad mid that guy was Albert Einstein

[00:43:32] and everyone then clapped and gave him a hundred dollars like there's just a

[00:43:36] and then Ted Newsion had sex with my mom and it was awesome to watch yeah but it's also the kid

[00:43:42] he gave me some hot wheels right because it's also kind of that kid who says his uncle works at

[00:43:48] Nintendo and then in the next Mario game Mario gets a gun you know it's just obviously bullshit

[00:43:54] in the new Mario game you can unlock black mario

[00:44:00] and if you get all of the stars you can also unlock Chinese Mario

[00:44:06] and Mario Odyssey there you have a kid growing up pull that like you know I got uh you know

[00:44:13] cousin that works at Nintendo I fell for them I never actually tried pulling the uncle who works

[00:44:18] at Nintendo bit no I had a kid in my sixth grade class say that his brother worked on like

[00:44:27] translation for um like a square soft game and my brother happened to own a copy of it

[00:44:34] so I checked the manual there was no one with his last name huh and I was like your brother did not

[00:44:40] work on parasite eve uh-oh and he was like uh that must be the first edition they amended the

[00:44:48] credits in like a reprint or something I'm like I don't know dude how about you uh you go to hell

[00:44:56] because there was a um upright citizen brigade sketch where I was I said I had the titular line

[00:45:04] and out of Africa uh I think I think my favorite one of those is I had the titular line star wars

[00:45:11] yes boy I'm sure all these stars or I can't wait to get off Africa

[00:45:19] maryl is it maryl yeah he calls the character by maryl streep's name uh and the guy is the

[00:45:27] fucking poo on the stick oh that was the poo on the stick episode that's right man I'm racist this

[00:45:33] is brigade so fucking funny say I had the titular line in star wars say it there is no titular

[00:45:39] line in star wars well yeah and he points the poo on a stick at himself as though that's

[00:45:45] gonna just just uh we got one more here from mr jady crelley a marine stopped in the hall of his

[00:45:53] college to pray when he overheard a libertarian professor of atheism class asked the student

[00:45:57] did you get your obama kicked care birth controlled yet the marine pulled out his gun said I'm pro

[00:46:02] life take that back the professor replied Islam is light and started giving the student an abortion

[00:46:09] the marine ripped rife off his shirt and shot the professor 55 times saving the precious baby who he

[00:46:15] named freedom 18 years later baby freedom grew up to be a marine and saved america from malia obama's

[00:46:22] social terrorism group make more 9 11's sampler fi sampler fi isn't that uh teenage engineering

[00:46:30] uh thank okay sampler fi um malia obama the teenage engineering marine Todd

[00:46:38] the special edition sampler that like adds eagle sound effects a sampler fi couldn't be any worse than

[00:46:46] what than the rick and moray won uh she's rick uh marine Todd just performed an abortion on me jd

[00:46:54] crelley actually has one more oh boy a marine was on his way back home from afghanistan and a rock

[00:47:00] where he had just killed the last alquada an atheist lesbo in the airport was trying to put

[00:47:06] her suitcase in the overhead bin the marine helped her out but noticed a sticker for bark

[00:47:10] hussain obama on the luggage lady said the marine you must be a libtard she rudely ignored him

[00:47:17] the marine grabbed her luggage and hit her with it before kissing her on the mouth every

[00:47:21] patriot on the airplane cheered lady he repetted the marine you must be a libtard not anymore she said

[00:47:29] and she took off her glasses and it turned out she was smoking hot the marine had sex with her

[00:47:34] right there on the plane and then the pilot came out and high-fived him and asked him if he

[00:47:39] wanted to fly the plane do i ever said the marine he got in the pilot seat and flew so hard

[00:47:44] and awesome they went back in time to september 11 2001 where the marine uses an awesome flying

[00:47:49] skills to stop 9 11 he then tracked down obama bin laden and shot him in the head guaranteeing

[00:47:55] mitt romney would become the next president and not that stupid cameo bungler amen

[00:48:03] yes their wish fulfillment fantasies they're they're absurd but they're just parodying

[00:48:09] what's already there this wish fulfillment thing of this marine teaching a godless atheist

[00:48:13] a lesson about you know the marines or whatever their parodies but god damn it so good so good

[00:48:21] i feel like 2004 this is this stuff's almost exactly a year old i feel like 2014 was like

[00:48:27] probably one of the last years were there was just amazing humor yeah like uh crawlies got one

[00:48:36] last oh my god i'm a rea was caught kissing the american flag by his atheist libtard professor

[00:48:41] don't do that said the professor who was also gay and voted for socialism the marine pulled out his

[00:48:47] rifle that was hid behind him and painted pointed it at the professor's face and said kiss the flag too

[00:48:53] and the professor did and then the marine said now believe in god and the professor got down on his

[00:48:58] knees and hands and started to pray and accepted jesus as his lord b o four the marine hit him so

[00:49:04] hard with a rifle it made him straight he then ran to the nearest marine recruits station

[00:49:08] to sign up let this be a lesson to libs and commies everywhere don't fuck with a patriot

[00:49:15] oh boy marine Todd got a lot of mileage at least for me but those are the ones that if only we

[00:49:22] all could be uh as brave as valiant as marine Todd right technology tell also yeah here the

[00:49:31] same weekend we had possibly the worst meme in the history of twitter cancel colbert

[00:49:35] never cancel colbert vaguely it was a fake thing that the colbert show the colbert rapport

[00:49:44] had used to try to get viewers by courting fake controversy it was a whole stupid thing

[00:49:50] oh wow sounds like a rally to restore city and or madness yes yeah david roth here amazing

[00:49:57] thing about the marine Todd versus liberal professor means they're all dumber than any

[00:50:02] theological slash political conversation i had in college it's the hot take man it's not an earthquake

[00:50:08] it's marine Todd stomping on some libs skulls so yes they created this entire avalanche of nonsense

[00:50:15] about marine Todd yeah i'm interesting early tweet from matt christman the chomsky

[00:50:23] falco marine Todd the bait of 1971 was nobly for employing a unusual number of choke slams

[00:50:33] it's worthy villain also marine Todd owned professor cornall west with his essay slavery

[00:50:38] was 500 fucking years ago there was kind of a thing happening there where um political people and

[00:50:45] very funny people and some of the weirdest meme folks around were just getting in on the same

[00:50:50] joke dunking the same turd in the same toilet but honestly it was pretty it slaps it's a good one

[00:50:56] if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of an email about a uh roided out marine punching a

[00:51:02] libtard professor well you have marine Todd to thank gawker even got in on the action they're

[00:51:09] describing the meme it's perfect really the aclu professor who speaks and run on sentences

[00:51:13] the mixed tenses the lack of grammatical commas the violence and service of holy patriotic

[00:51:19] virtue it's the story of us whatever his providence marine Todd can't stand up to the snarky lefties

[00:51:25] of weird twitter who began to embellish his exploits at absurdium and yeah it looks like they they go

[00:51:31] back to uh elias is quith marine Todd was in a class about Stalin at harvard university the day

[00:51:38] after he returned from serving 12 consecutive tours in the arabian lands the class was

[00:51:44] supposed to be about why Stalin's atheism made him personally kill like millions of people but the

[00:51:49] professor was also an atheist and also a marxist so he tried to make it all about why america

[00:51:54] deserved 9 11 america deserved 9 11 said the professor to the class it was really quiet at that

[00:52:01] point because everyone in the class was too afraid to call professor on his racist bs because they

[00:52:06] do they had friends in high places in the government as well as hollywood everyone was

[00:52:12] too afraid except for marine Todd that is because he had actually engaged in real battle with real

[00:52:18] atheists muslims you don't scare me at all marine Todd said the professor who was smiling

[00:52:27] the same way barack obama does after he hangs up a call from the irs about which conservative

[00:52:31] activists to arrest for no reason if you're so sure there's a god the professor responded then

[00:52:38] how come you don't kill yourself and go to heaven marine Todd stood up after hearing this in the whole

[00:52:44] class was really quiet because they knew something important was about to happen marine Todd pulled

[00:52:51] out a bowie knife and started walking towards the entitled professor who by the way was only around

[00:52:56] five feet tall and also had a ponytail the professor said no you can't do that this is a hate crime

[00:53:04] before he had a chance to pull out his aclu car and called it in double acp marine Todd had ended

[00:53:12] his rant era with a geo kick to the face get some marine Todd said while the professor who had

[00:53:18] boot marks all over his stupid face held back tears and crawled away out of the room on his

[00:53:24] hands and feet marine Todd then got a standing ovation from the class and a lot of the girls

[00:53:30] were thinking about what he would look like naked too that one got a paltry 123 retweets

[00:53:40] that would be doing solid numbers nowadays that would be uh all over the place but yes

[00:53:45] the most important people saw it and further fucked around with that idea oh we love marine Todd

[00:53:52] it's kind of waned in interest if you're looking at the google markers here it kind of peaked

[00:53:57] in ballet 2014 would be the height and then it everywhere every couple years somebody rediscovers

[00:54:03] it just delightful we love we love marine Todd in this house this town we salute the flag indeed and

[00:54:11] we uh punch atheist liberals and we kneel for the door dash driver a door dash driver we sure

[00:54:19] should don't kneel for a barack who's saying a bungler barf sack oh crumb oh

[00:54:30] that was my favorite one that i ever heard i think that's i think that's uh matt christman

[00:54:34] he repeats it a lot but i but i swear i heard it somewhere before that barf sack oh crumb

[00:54:40] actually you know yeah i used to read in the in something awful on the forums there one of the

[00:54:46] one of the threads they have is someone goes to free republic and pulls posts from free republic and

[00:54:51] then repost them to something awful so that's something awful people can just dunk on them without

[00:54:56] having to sign up for a free republic account and i think that originated in the free republic

[00:55:01] because it feels like this is the lame shit that people would say i mean i mean fucking go on

[00:55:07] you the if you had the patience to read laze fair whoo yeah it's it's not great i was writing

[00:55:12] the high culture in fizz and yaspa sure well dnd these days has replaced laze fair but still it's

[00:55:20] the my favorite sub form from dnd is actually there's c spam i can't remember yeah that's where

[00:55:26] the politic political cartoons thread is so i get my every other day dose of ben garrison cartoons

[00:55:32] or they've been edited for everything to say come yeah i think that's a specific user on reddit

[00:55:37] it's the uh ben garrison come at its subreddit huh but don't forget the salute the flag

[00:55:46] and pray to the christian god because that's the only one that's valid yep sorry guys sorry

[00:55:53] janus and uh lutherans they got to try next uh samissarra

[00:55:59] shit i look brother yeah so i guess after this one looks some gross and now the moment you've all

[00:56:07] been waiting for shock dot gpg i guess after serving our todd winter and dala gross photo that's true

[00:56:16] after serving our country so boldly over the course of these last 90 episodes all the camel spiders

[00:56:21] exactly this one comes to us from the fine folks at shock sites dot net your so gay dot com brian

[00:56:30] yeah well uh so pretty much it oh if you're under 18 or finance offenses them oh it's funny because

[00:56:38] they're gay yeah it's the same it's the same shock thing that it's funny because they're gay it's

[00:56:43] it's a it's a gentleman on top of the other one yeah kind of on this little ocd for my taste

[00:56:49] yeah watch guy on guy if you're watching someone because you know he's he's taking you know he's on

[00:56:56] top but he's power bottoming i guess i don't know i don't know i don't know but yeah he's still wearing

[00:57:02] a condom which is kind of like okay i guess you got to be ready you got to be prepared i guess

[00:57:07] but then the really weird sped up or a cover version of whip it by divo in the background

[00:57:15] it's just like okay it's gay porn i think what's really the most like perplexing thing is the

[00:57:18] motion of the man tops penis yeah it looks like watching um like a buoy in the ocean it's just

[00:57:27] kind of like bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump kind of like bopping around a little

[00:57:31] bit unlike the person in last week's video where it was like straight up and down slap slap slap

[00:57:37] yeah yeah like you're trying to get like a spider web off your hand yeah i don't know i i can't

[00:57:43] I'm trying to explain that one but

[00:57:45] Trying to spire web off my penis

[00:57:47] Ehhhhhhhhh

[00:57:49] Ah I got a spire web on my penis

[00:57:51] But the sex is too good you don't want to stop

[00:57:53] So you're just like, uhhhh

[00:57:55] It's like you get a charlie horse

[00:57:57] Yeah

[00:57:59] Rugby burn

[00:58:01] You don't want to stop for a second

[00:58:03] Pull fucking muscle

[00:58:05] But yeah you're so gay.com

[00:58:07] Again it's that same

[00:58:09] It's starting to feel like

[00:58:11] We're really scraping

[00:58:13] The bomb of the well here

[00:58:15] Yeah and I've kind of made it

[00:58:17] My personal mission that we're going to get to

[00:58:19] Episode 100 and then

[00:58:21] Shock.jpg will not be

[00:58:23] A thing anymore

[00:58:25] Cause I think we'll have really run the gamut

[00:58:27] We've really

[00:58:29] We might revisit a classic

[00:58:31] Or something you know

[00:58:33] What's left like BME pain lipping

[00:58:35] When we're getting into the real extreme stuff

[00:58:37] Cause even

[00:58:39] Snow face

[00:58:41] Right or you know

[00:58:43] Stuff with people you know

[00:58:45] De-loving their penis and it's just like

[00:58:47] There's a certain amount of

[00:58:49] Pain that I'm willing to go through for this show

[00:58:51] You're saying you don't want to show one of our

[00:58:53] esteemed guests

[00:58:55] A man de-loving his penis

[00:58:57] No

[00:58:59] Something feels wrong about that

[00:59:01] To me I don't know

[00:59:03] It's one thing it was just like haha there's a

[00:59:05] Butthole

[00:59:07] Performance art of the woman stuffing

[00:59:09] SpaghettiOs and her hua

[00:59:11] Oh you're right yeah we'll have to

[00:59:13] We'll have to put that on the list

[00:59:15] How sad

[00:59:17] Is that just like rambling off like

[00:59:19] Here's a bunch of fucked up shit we haven't done yet

[00:59:21] Yeah you remember that one

[00:59:23] Every day

[00:59:25] The donkey getting hit by the train

[00:59:27] That explodes like it's something from a

[00:59:29] PS1 game

[00:59:31] Okay yeah some of the animal ones I guess

[00:59:33] We could get away with anyway

[00:59:35] It's one of those things where I'm like

[00:59:37] I really didn't think this segment would still be

[00:59:39] A thing I thought we would get tired of this

[00:59:41] By now

[00:59:43] There's just a lot of gross stuff on the internet

[00:59:45] There really is and like I said

[00:59:47] Now we're at a point where the stuff I'm finding

[00:59:49] Is like okay it's just porn

[00:59:51] It's just porn and it's

[00:59:53] And the joke is that it's gay

[00:59:55] Right okay it's like if this offends

[00:59:57] You all click away

[00:59:59] Yeah we really had limited imagination

[01:00:01] 20 some odd years ago on the internet

[01:00:03] One of the things we found early on in the show

[01:00:05] The McChicken the guy was fucking

[01:00:07] On a you know on twitter

[01:00:09] That's far more interesting than like

[01:00:11] Oh this is gay porn

[01:00:13] At least with the McChicken

[01:00:15] Disturbing as it is

[01:00:17] There was a discussion I still don't think the fly is very

[01:00:19] That's a matter of personal preference

[01:00:21] Like I keep saying this

[01:00:23] I get that

[01:00:25] A little bit of pressure and look

[01:00:27] Hey there's a million different ways to do it

[01:00:29] But through the fly

[01:00:31] Is a convenience thing

[01:00:33] That's where I'm at

[01:00:35] It kind of feels like that when it's done

[01:00:39] Oh yeah

[01:00:41] Wow I can't believe gay people exist

[01:00:45] I know

[01:00:47] It's funnier when we do it and not one of our guests

[01:00:49] Alright Brian well I guess it's about that time

[01:00:51] It's time to do the breath mint

[01:00:53] It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show

[01:00:57] It's time for the breath mint

[01:01:01] I don't really have anything

[01:01:03] It's been a weird week

[01:01:05] Just been

[01:01:07] Running around

[01:01:09] Like a goddamn fool

[01:01:11] Working out being miserable at work

[01:01:13] Going to physical therapy

[01:01:15] And then realize wow this is really

[01:01:17] This is really fucking expensive

[01:01:19] And it doesn't go

[01:01:23] Against my deductible

[01:01:25] Which is one thing because my employer

[01:01:27] Has a deal where

[01:01:29] If after $500

[01:01:31] Out of pocket against your deductible

[01:01:33] You can get reimbursed

[01:01:35] So I was thinking like well even if it's like

[01:01:37] And I can get that money

[01:01:39] Before I pay the bill

[01:01:41] The bill and all that

[01:01:43] Something like oh if it goes against my deductible

[01:01:45] You know whatever

[01:01:47] And then it's like oh so it's $65

[01:01:51] Then it doesn't go against my deductible

[01:01:53] Well this is

[01:01:55] Prohibitably expensive for what

[01:01:57] It basically amounts to like

[01:01:59] Someone kind of just watching me do pilates

[01:02:03] So that's been my big

[01:02:05] Thing over the last couple weeks

[01:02:07] Is having this very expensive

[01:02:09] Physical therapy and like today

[01:02:11] I'd be like yeah this is really expensive

[01:02:13] And I got all this other shit going on

[01:02:15] And this money can go elsewhere

[01:02:17] And the lady was like oh yeah

[01:02:19] Okay yeah that totally makes sense

[01:02:21] Let's go through the exercises

[01:02:23] And here's your workout plan

[01:02:25] I always feel free to call us

[01:02:27] And I'm like wow thank you for not being

[01:02:29] Insane and begrudging

[01:02:31] Just be like oh okay yeah

[01:02:33] That sucks I'm really sorry you're going through that

[01:02:35] Right it could be worse

[01:02:37] The long and short of it is having a long COVID

[01:02:39] Really create a period

[01:02:41] Of less physical activity than

[01:02:43] I had had before

[01:02:45] And I

[01:02:47] Like have some

[01:02:49] Stuff like in my hips

[01:02:51] And one of my knees for my skateboarding

[01:02:53] And like other things getting slammed around

[01:02:55] During Ferguson and just getting older

[01:02:57] And I kind of wanted to get ahead of it

[01:02:59] Before like I don't know I look at some of the guys

[01:03:01] Like I work with and these guys have been

[01:03:03] You know working on motors

[01:03:05] And cranes for 50 something years

[01:03:07] And now they can't stand up straight

[01:03:09] Yeah

[01:03:11] You know we got family friends

[01:03:13] They've been lifelong mechanics

[01:03:15] Their motorcycles have to have certain types

[01:03:17] Of handlebars because like they can't have them

[01:03:19] To like straighten in front

[01:03:21] They have to be like above

[01:03:23] They have to have the big fucking hog handlebars

[01:03:25] On their Harleys and shit

[01:03:27] They can't have like the short ones

[01:03:29] Like you would have like on a sports bike

[01:03:31] So

[01:03:33] Like I was just like I just kind of want to get ahead of that

[01:03:35] And yeah I mean I guess part of it too

[01:03:37] Is also like working against my sense of anxiety

[01:03:39] About getting back into

[01:03:41] Working out and things like that

[01:03:43] Like I have been going to the gym for a couple months

[01:03:45] And that's been good

[01:03:47] But I don't know like

[01:03:49] Having COVID made me feel really weird

[01:03:51] And fragile in a way that like

[01:03:53] I had never experienced like

[01:03:55] I've been pretty sick before in life

[01:03:57] You know basically almost had pneumonia a couple times

[01:03:59] Like you know

[01:04:01] Yeah like I've been through it but like always like bounce back

[01:04:03] I know as you get older you not always

[01:04:05] Going back bounce back as hard or as fast

[01:04:07] But like this was

[01:04:09] A little unnerving

[01:04:11] And so I guess like going through this

[01:04:13] Was also I guess

[01:04:15] Getting back some of that confidence because

[01:04:17] I'm like I like

[01:04:19] Have like

[01:04:21] Some of the stuff we're doing like I have Calvel

[01:04:23] I have I go to the gym

[01:04:25] Like

[01:04:27] I feel like

[01:04:29] Doing this like twice a week

[01:04:31] It's really great if you want to build my insurance company

[01:04:33] Because I see how much they're charging

[01:04:35] My insurance company charging like

[01:04:37] $500 and some change like yeah

[01:04:39] I get like you guys want to keep me here because

[01:04:41] Like it makes y'all a ton of money

[01:04:43] Sure Well like this ain't doing

[01:04:45] The first couple visits wasn't really

[01:04:47] It's not doing anything for you

[01:04:49] Yeah like please rip off an insurance company

[01:04:51] All you want

[01:04:53] But just don't do it in my front yard

[01:04:55] What about you Jason? I've been kind of

[01:04:57] Floating from thing to thing

[01:04:59] Haven't really finished anything

[01:05:01] In a while

[01:05:03] Started and stopped a couple things

[01:05:05] I started a book that I found

[01:05:07] At a comic book shop

[01:05:09] In Myrtle Beach

[01:05:11] I'm surprised to even find a comic book shop there

[01:05:13] They had a free bin out front

[01:05:15] There was not a pineapple thankfully

[01:05:17] But one of the things they had

[01:05:19] In the free bin was a book by a guy named

[01:05:21] Spider Robinson

[01:05:23] And it's a book called Night of Power

[01:05:25] So a book written in

[01:05:27] 84

[01:05:29] Set in the far off future of 1996

[01:05:31] Oh wow

[01:05:33] So this guy

[01:05:35] And his mixed family

[01:05:37] The wife is black

[01:05:39] The daughters from a previous marriage

[01:05:41] The husband and the daughter are Caucasians

[01:05:43] From Canada

[01:05:45] And the wife gets a job

[01:05:47] Is doing like

[01:05:49] Dance, like actual dance

[01:05:51] Not like a dancer

[01:05:53] With a dance troupe in New York

[01:05:55] And so they're moving from Canada

[01:05:57] To New York and they're driving

[01:05:59] Through and New York has become

[01:06:01] The New York from like

[01:06:03] Escape from New York

[01:06:05] It's a nightmare town

[01:06:07] And so there's a brewing race war

[01:06:09] And I think this book

[01:06:11] I don't think is going to be

[01:06:13] For me

[01:06:15] I got about like 50 pages in

[01:06:17] And I'm like yeah this is setting up

[01:06:19] Some real, real nasty shit

[01:06:21] Here

[01:06:23] Because as soon as they arrive in New York

[01:06:25] They cross 125th street

[01:06:27] They have to turn off

[01:06:29] And their car

[01:06:31] Is getting jacked from the outside

[01:06:33] They're taking the

[01:06:35] The wheels

[01:06:37] And then out of nowhere

[01:06:39] And I can hear their jungle music too

[01:06:41] Yeah

[01:06:43] Actually

[01:06:45] I don't know if he actually says the words jungle

[01:06:47] Music but bones through their noses

[01:06:49] But it's implied

[01:06:51] And so

[01:06:53] And then this enormous black

[01:06:55] Man named Michael arrives

[01:06:57] And like

[01:06:59] Ah the racist trope

[01:07:01] The black man named Michael

[01:07:03] No, it's just that he's like

[01:07:05] Really enormous but like calm guy

[01:07:07] And so I'm like okay Michael's gonna die

[01:07:09] Michael's gonna die

[01:07:11] And then there's gonna be a race war

[01:07:13] This is what they're setting up in this book

[01:07:15] Keep saying movie in my brain

[01:07:17] Because it just feels like a shitty like

[01:07:19] Roger Corman straight to

[01:07:21] Video type of deal in my mind

[01:07:23] So that I was like okay this isn't for me

[01:07:25] This sounds like

[01:07:27] Turned diaries meets like tech war

[01:07:29] It's starting to feel like that

[01:07:31] And I'm like am I gonna read any more of this

[01:07:33] I'm entirely sure this is for me

[01:07:35] My voice keeps going up like that

[01:07:37] I'm tiny Jane, tiny Jane

[01:07:39] No I don't know

[01:07:41] I don't know if I'll read the big end book

[01:07:43] I don't know guys, can't look at my

[01:07:45] Exactly tiny Jane, let on you get me

[01:07:47] And so let's see

[01:07:49] I started playing a game there

[01:07:51] We played remnant 2 a little bit

[01:07:53] You didn't care for it, I liked it

[01:07:55] I found out that the first one was on sale

[01:07:57] So I got it for cheap

[01:07:59] And going through the original remnant

[01:08:01] From the ashes

[01:08:03] A lot of the good stuff about remnant 2

[01:08:05] Not in there, it's like oh

[01:08:07] Okay not really feeling this

[01:08:09] I did just get haven't played very much of it

[01:08:11] Like a dragon infinite money

[01:08:13] Which is the sequel

[01:08:15] Yeah so it's technically

[01:08:17] Yakuza 8

[01:08:19] It's the second game with Ichiban

[01:08:21] As your main character which I love him

[01:08:23] He's about the

[01:08:25] Dumbest and sweetest guy

[01:08:27] In video gaming

[01:08:29] So in the game

[01:08:31] The game starts out with

[01:08:33] You're the hero of Yokohama

[01:08:35] You saved the day in the last game

[01:08:37] No surprise there

[01:08:39] And you're back working for the company

[01:08:41] That is like a temp agency

[01:08:43] You help people find jobs

[01:08:45] But then things start to go wrong

[01:08:47] And he asks the girl

[01:08:49] Satchan from the team

[01:08:51] Out and has this great date

[01:08:53] But then he says something about like

[01:08:55] On the first date how they should get married

[01:08:57] Things are starting to go back down for him

[01:08:59] And he loses his job at WeWork

[01:09:01] And I'm like oh man this is the part

[01:09:03] This is the part where he has to go back to zero

[01:09:05] And everything sucks and

[01:09:07] Like okay, but I'm not that far into it

[01:09:09] But it's a Yakuza game you can't go wrong with those

[01:09:11] I love them

[01:09:13] I will play every single one that they ever put out

[01:09:15] I did finish that TV series

[01:09:17] We mentioned last episode

[01:09:19] A murder at the end of the world

[01:09:21] Yeah how'd you like it?

[01:09:23] I enjoy that one very much

[01:09:25] Short which is good

[01:09:27] It has the feel of like a limited series

[01:09:29] Which is also good

[01:09:31] Not a sequel hook

[01:09:33] It tells a complete story

[01:09:35] I'm thinking about

[01:09:37] Sharp objects or

[01:09:39] One of those type of HBO shows

[01:09:41] But this one was for AMC

[01:09:43] Britt Marling who created the show

[01:09:45] The last big piece of media

[01:09:47] That I remember seeing her in

[01:09:49] Was the OA where she was the big star

[01:09:51] She was the main character

[01:09:53] I don't know if that's ever been a big show

[01:09:55] All about Britt Marling's ideas

[01:09:57] And that show went off the rails

[01:09:59] In many different delightful directions

[01:10:01] And so I said okay this is her show

[01:10:03] I'm interested, I wanna see what it does

[01:10:05] It doesn't get as weird

[01:10:07] As the OA

[01:10:09] For some people who saw the OA

[01:10:11] They go thank God and some people be like oh damn

[01:10:13] As far as like a murder mystery goes

[01:10:15] It's a solid thriller

[01:10:17] It's enjoyable to watch

[01:10:19] Everyone who's in it gives

[01:10:21] would be Clive Owen as the tech bro billionaire. Clive Owen is fantastic.

[01:10:27] He's really great and children of men. Yes, and so many other things. Oh my gosh,

[01:10:32] the Sin City movie that they had with him in it. He was great in that too.

[01:10:35] He was the one in the Sin City movie? Yeah, he was in the first one at least

[01:10:38] in the story where they go to the Hooker part of town and Rosario Dawson's.

[01:10:43] Oh, that's right. Young Clive Owen.

[01:10:46] Yeah, he doesn't speak with a British accent. That's right.

[01:10:49] That's just I think his accent is very distinct. Yes.

[01:10:53] And his manner, just his general meter. Yeah, he does have a very distinct way of

[01:10:58] speaking closer inside man. I really loved him and shoot him up even though we didn't do the

[01:11:02] British accent there either. Shoot him up by the way if you've never seen it.

[01:11:07] I think it's okay. No? Okay. Those are those things where like when I worked at Blockbuster

[01:11:11] I was like oh that we have this for some reason. And I was like it's very, it's very all right.

[01:11:16] Yeah. I mean it's him and Paul Giamatti doing you know a slapstick gun movie

[01:11:22] with Monica Baluchis in the background. But I don't know children and men still...

[01:11:27] Oh no, yeah there's no comparison. One of those movies like this wasn't supposed to like come true.

[01:11:33] Yeah that really kind of is odd isn't it? Yeah, it was one of those things like wow

[01:11:38] things to be really fucked if this started becoming apocryphal.

[01:11:42] I remember when that was a movie. Yeah, oh Jesus it's like idiocracy.

[01:11:49] The longer time goes on idiocracy starts to feel like a documentary I know but

[01:11:53] I don't think we'll ever get that bad but I get the joke. Like it is.

[01:11:58] That's the Cowboys want to super pull. Hey-oh!

[01:12:03] Got them! Got their asses.

[01:12:06] Rack them. Yep but no, murdering into the world. Fun? Fun. I don't know it's dour so it's kind of

[01:12:13] it's fun maybe the wrong word but I think if you enjoy a puro type of murder mystery,

[01:12:20] if you enjoy classic Hagatha Christie with a modern update that kind of thing.

[01:12:25] See I wouldn't even say Knives Out because that's more of a comedy.

[01:12:28] Yeah I guess Kenneth Branagh's puro movies is the only modern analog I have.

[01:12:38] There's a big locked room mystery at the beginning and then things start to kind of

[01:12:43] spiral out from there. Like I said great cast, great performances, looks nice,

[01:12:48] wraps it up within you know eight episodes or so and it's just a it's a pretty solid one but

[01:12:53] I was like okay interesting choice you know you made some wild swing for the fences tv with the oa

[01:13:00] and then this is your next project is something a little bit more laid back, a little more sedate

[01:13:06] I guess. Yeah and that's fine let them give you the money for it but I'm like okay where's the

[01:13:12] where's the weird twist what's gonna you know what's going to be the reality breaking thing

[01:13:17] that's going to happen in this and it didn't happen and that's fine as well. Oh well she

[01:13:21] got their cue. The last thing I have is I never saw this I didn't realize I'd forgotten it was a thing

[01:13:29] a sequel to Guillermo del Toro's Pacific Rim called Pacific Rim Uprising yeah so a sequel to that but

[01:13:38] Guillermo del Toro's not involved most of the original cast not in it with the exception of

[01:13:44] Charlie Day the guy who plays Charlie Day's companion and make-up. Oh the guy who plays

[01:13:51] Carl Tanner from Game of Thrones. Yes thank you. What of the best I think bit performances in that

[01:13:56] whole series a guy who's in two episodes you're like damn yeah yeah exactly he hasn't really done

[01:14:02] much else besides Pacific Rim and Game of Thrones I don't think well he's one of those guys I think

[01:14:09] if you look for him you'll see him but yeah he kind of blends into the background he's a great

[01:14:13] character actor that's I think his main strength but then it's those two and then Mako are the

[01:14:19] only three from the original movie John Boyega from Attack the Block and from the Star Wars movies

[01:14:25] coming in as the son of Idris Elba's character Stacker Pender Kost so he's Jake Pender Kost.

[01:14:32] It's an interesting movie because it does grapple with the question that the last movie left us with

[01:14:38] is what now because in the first movie spoiler alert for a movie that's been out a while

[01:14:44] in the first movie they close the rift there's no more Kaiju coming through what's

[01:14:48] going to happen now what's going to happen with all these these giant robots that we've got laying

[01:14:52] around now well the answer is people start stealing them and modifying them and doing all this so

[01:14:59] it's an interesting like okay they kind of thought through what's going to happen yeah and they had

[01:15:06] an interesting way of bringing giant monsters back because it's a Pacific Rim movie you gotta

[01:15:11] have giant monsters somehow and so they had an interesting idea of doing that which they

[01:15:15] used Charlie Day's character is the way to kind of bridge all that together spoiler alert Charlie

[01:15:20] wow these robots are gay spoiler alert for this movie and Charlie Day's character is now the big bad

[01:15:29] as ever since he brain drifted with a Kaiju brain in the last movie he's become a kind of a

[01:15:37] Kaiju a pro Kaiju maniac and he wants to bring them all over here to destroy the earth for

[01:15:42] nebulous purposes but it's enough to hang a movie on it's fun a lot of the fight scenes take place

[01:15:49] during the day so it's really well lit you get to see everything which was a complaint apparently

[01:15:55] people had about the first movie I thought it was a style choice that worked but anyway

[01:15:58] I thought the first one was fun oh yeah it was great and this one very much in the same vein

[01:16:03] it's fun you don't really have to think all the way through it if you don't want to

[01:16:08] but the movie certainly will go out of its way to say yeah but this is why this is how it is now

[01:16:14] and a lot of it makes sense if you look at them on paper so it's a fun time at the movies I don't

[01:16:19] know why it didn't do well I guess people were just expecting something they didn't get maybe

[01:16:23] wasn't gay enough it wasn't gay enough yeah Jake needed to uh where's uh the rimming where's

[01:16:28] the specific rimming that'd be a very different movie I've been I've been fucking gooning in the

[01:16:38] theater my my putt in one hand a thing of muddy buddies and the other the dune to popcorn bucket

[01:16:47] just going going whole hog if you will that about uh it's about that time when we tell people

[01:16:54] to find us online there Ryan god

[01:16:59] you know that where you won't be fine me is hanging from any rafters good good good we don't want that

[01:17:05] well you will find me is hanging around some places on the internet oh tell me more you can

[01:17:10] find me you can tell you can tell me it's okay the dog did that on uh many social media and

[01:17:19] platforms either as a music photographer or I shot GD board is ish otgyd b or d just got off got my

[01:17:29] account unlocked uh from goat seeing a Zionist who thought uh it was okay that those uh relief

[01:17:38] aid workers uh got fucking murked by the IDF yeah I think the most surprising thing is that it

[01:17:45] lasted for like a day and a half before my account got locked because it used to be if you goat see

[01:17:49] the motherfucker it was in ratioed on on dude instantly well because he removed all the trust

[01:17:55] and safety people so yeah I was mocking the death of seven aid workers that were delivering

[01:18:04] food to Gazans that were being genocide through starvation and you send me goat ass right

[01:18:11] of all things of all things so your backup I'm back up yeah I might just do it again

[01:18:18] fucking a why not the guy had a real fucking smarmy fucking uh profile description and everything

[01:18:24] and like it was like god you're like the sort of person they see you come in at like a Q doba

[01:18:29] and they're like he's gonna ask us to put the fucking burial on the case of dia grill

[01:18:33] it's like a friday night rush like come on dude you're holding the whole fucking deal

[01:18:38] anyways maybe just maybe one day the maddie Diaz piece will go up

[01:18:42] fuck man I'm almost done with it it's good like I sent I sent like the last most recent draft to my

[01:18:48] girlfriend I said oh this is actually really like good and funny and nice and I'm like cool I

[01:18:54] still I'm thinking I still probably have at least like 200 more words to write I can probably get

[01:18:59] half that and be okay but I'm just like such a fucking sometimes it's done when it's done

[01:19:04] I guess I feel like if I'm going right I want it to be good like I don't want to like publish

[01:19:07] something and have it just be okay no I get that and sometimes that takes time and unfortunately with

[01:19:12] the old long COVID brain fog it takes a little bit more time to get the fucking shit humming

[01:19:18] along but maybe that'll be up soon that'll be over up at amusicphotographer.com and if you

[01:19:24] want to check out a portfolio of all my beautiful images that's asshole musicphotographer.com

[01:19:31] this weekend I'm going to beautiful Louisville Kentucky.

[01:19:36] The logo. Mr. Jeff Rosenstock and the dead Rosenstock band. I'm excited.

[01:19:42] Yeah Louisville's nice this time of year especially. Louisville's great go ahead have a little hot brown

[01:19:47] sandwich yeah there which is again not some Chuck Berry euphemism. You know what's funny

[01:19:53] I went to Louisville never got one. Oh they're I mean they're great we were I wanted to really

[01:19:57] get one from the actual like Brown Hotel but they're yeah you were saying that but they're

[01:20:01] hours are kind of funny now they used to have like a lunch service on the weekends but they

[01:20:04] don't do that anymore which kind of throws the whole thing out the window yeah for like what we were

[01:20:09] trying to make happen yeah but there's a couple other restaurants I mean just how you can get

[01:20:12] like you know fucking St. Louis style pizza right places like I see emos is the OG as far as most

[01:20:19] people are concerned but I mean there's four tells and Cesar Whitaker's I don't know about

[01:20:23] Cesar Whitaker I like him he's shaking his head I've had Cesar Whitaker's three times in my

[01:20:27] life yeah and they have all been about a decade apart yeah and from different Cesar Whitaker's in

[01:20:34] the St. Louis metro region and each time I was like god damn it's bad oh man like I think part of

[01:20:42] it is nostalgia I grew up with one close by and like that was our local pizza spot so I think part

[01:20:48] of it's that he had an emos and a Papa John's not well there you go yeah so anyway that's the

[01:20:53] arts stl the arts stl.com I'm still trying to get press credentials for Armand Hammer we'll see

[01:21:00] what happens I'm gonna be there regardless but awesome it'd be cool to like not spend the money

[01:21:06] I want to spend on merch for entry and sure for entry by writing nice words for a show that I'm

[01:21:13] fairly certain was booked because I told the promoter you know it'd be a real big dick and

[01:21:18] move if you booked these guys nice that feels good don't it yeah this show was kind of booked

[01:21:26] kind of for me and it'd be kind of cool if yeah if you didn't I could get that little that little bit

[01:21:33] of industry you know eco yeah yeah yeah yeah so I could write nice things about these people that

[01:21:41] I like yeah uh can you just give me a little bit little bit increase his poem with silver is what

[01:21:48] I'm saying please please Jason Jason where can they tell you which porno mags have pee in them

[01:21:57] don't bother with that I already know but you can find me on twitter folks

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[01:23:09] we have some cut content some stuff that you know we kind of hang out and talk during the show or

[01:23:14] after the show or stuff that gets cut or whatever it is I kind of mashed all that together lengthy

[01:23:19] diatribe here I think it's probably gonna be you might find some of that stuff figure out what

[01:23:24] weird things have come out of my butt on on this week so thanks I hate it yeah so thanks I hate it

[01:23:31] is going to be Fridays in the early morning the show itself as you probably already know is

[01:23:37] Wednesdays so we'll have a couple days in between you have that little that little weekend a little

[01:23:40] bit of a refractory period you can enjoy having a nice little uh kianthe and uh just kick back

[01:23:48] and listen to us asking if it's okay to kill yourself if you don't

[01:23:54] I mean that's what our sopsin did yeah like yeah yeah okay well he always kind of knew he would go

[01:24:00] out his own way and I guess that's one way well that about does for the program as we always say

[01:24:05] at this time Namaste good luck and eat the knife don't forget hmm give mommy oh yes good