Episode 89 : Top 50 Bacterial Infections

Episode 89 : Top 50 Bacterial Infections

Guess who's back in town again - that's right we're back to our regular programming - and right on time, we got a lot of catching up to do.

Today we're talkin' bout :

The secret reasons for bridge collapses, doing acid at Burgerama, the Babylon Bee hits a nerve, Muchables NFT game gets hacked and then gets its money back, Soundboard Prank Calls that wound up getting the FBI involved, Whipcrack/Cockflop, Alkaline Trio, Family Guy AI gone wild, Bentley Little, the Juicero but for nut-based milks and we finally answer the question : "who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Reasons why the bridge collapsed [Thread]" by @CurtExplores - https://x.com/CurtExplores/status/1772662583390073297?s=20

"A few months ago I paid $4..." by @abcdentminded - https://x.com/abcdentminded/status/1772168071588762092?s=20

"Back at it again" by @abcdentminded - https://x.com/abcdentminded/status/1772291420587528449?s=20

"Arnold Schwarzenegger Prank Calls" by Kasper (original unknown) - https://youtu.be/wSlmFNS_mCQ

"Al Pacino prank calls a bank" by TheuPrank - https://youtu.be/a3abU-DJ7o0

"Frank Garrett makes the news again" by rickmulletman - https://youtu.be/0h9eoL2nsrI

"Deacon Frost calls Duncan and More (First Ever Call to Duncan)" by ConstructionDuncan (original by w3baholic) - https://youtu.be/XN4Z4APC83M

"Arnold Schwarzenegger gets threatened by a Redneck - ORIGINAL" by TheuPrank - https://youtu.be/UX3comWh8ak

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[00:00:00] Thank you for calling Composites One. This is Barringham and I hope you. Who is your daddy

[00:00:05] and what does he do? 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:30] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:34] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:36] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:42] I had a really interesting lucid dream the other night where I have been in the character

[00:00:46] gay, Austin Powers.

[00:00:48] I tried to explain my girlfriend she didn't think it was funny. We went to a Thai restaurant

[00:00:54] and I just she's dealing with some medical stuff she's gonna be okay. It's just a rough

[00:00:58] time right now. I'm like just like miserable from if it's not one thing or another is

[00:01:04] them. I like to think most people are pretty resilient and they can you know it doesn't take

[00:01:08] you know the whole one bad day can change the person forever. Yeah, I just wish we left

[00:01:13] we lived in a world that wasn't always trying to test that theory. Right.

[00:01:17] Yeah. I mean when this Thai restaurant my napkin fell off my lap and I bent under

[00:01:25] the table to try and grab it and ripped ass like I was in the perfect position to just

[00:01:32] project. Just like I was an opera singer. Snuck right out. And myself and my girlfriend

[00:01:38] are both just kind of in odds of some of the miserableness that we're having to suffer

[00:01:42] through, that there was really no reaction. It was kind of like yeah, that's just how

[00:01:49] it's going. That's just how wow yeah, that's just you can't even. Yeah, I mean like you

[00:01:58] know and I think other points are life of that had happened. Oh yeah, we've always just

[00:02:02] been laughing or asses off but it's really just like one of those things where I'm just

[00:02:06] like I'm just waiting for someone to just like you know spit my food now like it's like well

[00:02:09] what's gonna happen next? What's the next is a plane golf fallout of the sky right. It's

[00:02:14] not happening as my girlfriend not gonna like it when I tell her that I had dreamed I was

[00:02:19] gay Austin powers and I like sex with men, baby. Yeah, I like shagging the the lads. Yeah.

[00:02:28] That is his bag. It's in his body. But here's the thing I tried to explain that he's still

[00:02:33] he's still hasn't given up shagging the birds. Okay. And people try to explain him. Doesn't

[00:02:37] make you bisexual but you see he's from the olden times the way back 1960s. Sure. So

[00:02:42] he's like no, that's not right. He doesn't understand it. No, you can't do both. You know,

[00:02:50] that's just a confused man. I'm gay, baby. Yeah, baby. But the whole thing has had this dream

[00:02:54] that was gay Austin powers. Okay. And then I trapped a really obnoxious British woman

[00:02:59] and a in a ball of vermouth and slammed it much to the chagrin to a bunch of college students

[00:03:05] on the campus of WashU. And then there was a pro Palestine rally. I'm a part of this

[00:03:11] pro Palestine rally is gay Austin powers and I see like some bookish woman with like Israeli

[00:03:19] flag. Oh, that she is. Oh, Zythism so uncool, baby. We're doing like the fucking Austin powers

[00:03:26] chase sequence at some girl in like yoga shorts. You know through like the quad that

[00:03:32] WashU and the fucking music's playing. And this fucking terrible dream is just like

[00:03:36] isn't breathing my life because it's like I this is all I've got now. Yeah, it's being

[00:03:41] gay Austin powers. It was like is this one? It's like to be super fun. Yeah, rocket ship.

[00:03:46] Oh, boom, boom. It's 40 minutes dogs barking by the streets. This is Brian longtime no C folks.

[00:03:56] Hi, how are you? The stars of Bethlehem have returned to the sky. Don't think about

[00:04:03] it too hard. I see that's a problem. See all the Bible stories. Your problem is you're

[00:04:07] thinking too hard. Yeah. I won the rich man get into the through the gates of heaven.

[00:04:13] Right. He's more money equals better than yeah. It's we've done the math on this.

[00:04:19] The mountain Freeman told us long time ago. The only Bible story really like his

[00:04:23] Joe because it's all about like God and the devil making a bet. I love that's just

[00:04:27] love that idea that they're just like, Hey, I'm fuck with that guy. He won't eat that.

[00:04:34] But on a bigger scale. Yeah, that's all it is. My favorite Bible story is Jesus chasing

[00:04:40] the money changers or the money changed out of the temple. Yeah. It's like my favorite

[00:04:45] paying at the St. Louis Art Museum is the paying. He's got the fucking switch. He's just

[00:04:50] whooping ass. He's like, don't put your hand up to your face. Take what's coming to

[00:04:54] you. Jesus. Mother fucker. You thought you could be changing money in the temple. You

[00:04:59] shot. You saw shit was going to be. Oh no that we got us. We got a pitch that we got

[00:05:07] all put that in our back. Bucket. That and gay Austin powers. Gay Austin powers and cat

[00:05:12] Williams. Jesus save your savior cat Williams. Mother fuck I know you ain't got enough of

[00:05:19] them. Loosen fishes. I'm on work my fucking magic. Check this shit out. I ain't no one

[00:05:23] getting hungry tonight. Take care of my people. But in this version, yeah, he's kicking the

[00:05:28] people out of the temple because they ain't nothing more than I hate than drama fake friends.

[00:05:36] Get your asses out of my house. Oh, let's see it. Cat gives us a call three one more two

[00:05:41] four six nine seven six six. Please, I'm begging you at this point. So yes, welcome back

[00:05:46] to the show. A lot of shit happened over the past two weeks. We're trying to get through

[00:05:50] the greatest hits of it all. I really picked like the worst week. Really dead. I know

[00:05:54] that. I think it's really happened in this miserable fucking year and then you go yeah,

[00:05:58] you go to the swing or capital of this coast with your wife. My wife and my two teenagers

[00:06:05] too. So that's even funnier because I tried explaining that to my wife. Like, yeah,

[00:06:10] the pair of there's a lot of swingers in the Merdle Beach. And she's like, well, then why

[00:06:15] did you want to go then? It's like, that's not it's a beautiful beach and there's putt putt. Yeah.

[00:06:19] Good food. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had a good time. Yeah. It's just like, it's just a bunch of leather bags

[00:06:24] like to go around and rent a house. Yeah. And don't go anywhere that has a pineapple. You're fine.

[00:06:31] Yeah, you're fine. Yeah. Well, so some of you may have seen on the news there

[00:06:35] that a Baltimore Maryland bridge collapsed. That was really fucked up. And a lot of people online

[00:06:42] though decided that they needed to have a hot take. And so Twitter user, Oolong Musk at Kurt

[00:06:50] explores did the Lord's work and put it all into a thread for us. So we're going to take a quick

[00:06:55] look through some of these stone toss the Nazi had the audacity to make a comic about it and

[00:07:02] insisting that the foreign workers were responsible for the average crash. Let's see here. General

[00:07:07] spalled it. Max was was the boat fast Chinese container ship. Question mark, which it was not

[00:07:17] someone on newsmaxes show wake up America suggested that it was lockdowns. You know, as I said,

[00:07:24] you look at our critical infrastructure and I'm one of these people that believes we've never fully

[00:07:29] come out of all the lockdowns and the and the COVID issues. Yeah, so that's a shake take

[00:07:36] and boring and boring John Guinalt one dolo Guandildo. I don't know at jague one dolo five four seven

[00:07:45] to so you know it's a good take when it's first last name bunch of numbers. Yeah, my initial assessment

[00:07:50] of the bridge. Don't remember only remember the fall your daily covens. My initial assessment

[00:07:57] of bridge collapse due to the mains of port call of being struck by a ship at Baltimore that it

[00:08:01] is more likely than not intentional. I worked several a Q I guess that's al-Qaeda Hamas cases while

[00:08:09] in the FBI and since and found verified by state intel agencies Al-Qaeda and Hamas slash Hamas trying

[00:08:17] to conflate the two they're not anywhere the same targeted key bridges to shut down ex-fill exfiltration

[00:08:24] abilities so they could conduct significant level follow on attacks this may be that or this

[00:08:29] may be an accident I lean strongly towards all caps not an accident. See here Rick Wiles the ship

[00:08:37] to struck the fsk bridge mysteriously lost electrical power NATO dreams about collapsing the

[00:08:43] Crimean bridge did Russia just demonstrated its ability to break down a bridge C.J. Pearson instead

[00:08:51] of sending billions to Ukraine send it on our roads and bridges okay so both Russia and Ukraine

[00:08:56] a name dropped here Phillips is Pula it's I'm not even gonna try to pronounce that name S.Z.Y.P.U.L.A.

[00:09:04] says Pula thank you did anti-white business practices cause this disaster okay all right let's see

[00:09:11] the bridge fall down because of woke yeah well pretty much let's see here Zdeb Kennedy 09-1 at learn

[00:09:19] USA history let's take the money needed for the new Baltimore bridge from all the dollars were

[00:09:24] spending on a ran okay Fox News and you contributor there saying because it was the wide open border so

[00:09:32] people have been going absolutely insane about a bridge collapse and it was the boat lost power

[00:09:38] it was a big cargo boat it hit a pier ship fell down like yeah I mean what you know what I thought

[00:09:44] what I thought two things okay which is like oh capitalism well yeah because these things run on such

[00:09:49] competitive thin margins yeah that boat is probably not really see worthy you've got an overwork

[00:09:56] underpaid largely probably like immigrant or third world crew crew who say cast but oh Jesus false flag

[00:10:06] like cast oh yeah those that's a crisis actors yeah crisis but like once I saw like I saw like oh I bet

[00:10:13] I bet capitalism like poor maintenance and race the bomb for profit above all other things and

[00:10:20] like safety and training or whatever like probably capitalism like I hate to say that's the problem

[00:10:25] and also the way the bridge fell like I don't know if that bridge or any bridges meant to sustain

[00:10:29] such a contact but you know I had someone that married into the family who's no longer in the

[00:10:35] family who worked for Modot and I remember asking him one time so we're the the bridges and Missouri

[00:10:43] really like he's like it's really just best not to think about oh boy and I mean St. Louis and

[00:10:49] General was Missouri yeah has some of the worst roads in the Union yeah and some of the oldest highways

[00:10:56] which I think those are some course you know the relation there but anyways the second thing I

[00:11:00] thought was oh I'm already thinking like the Pilled like Boomer hot takes yeah they were gonna come

[00:11:07] from this okay and the one that killed me the one that just like infested my brain and maybe

[00:11:11] want to just stick my head in the blender for you know put put a bag over my head and just breathe

[00:11:18] in deep was it realizing that I know that there's going to be some Boomer motherfucker like I know

[00:11:23] it's gonna say shit like oh so immigrants dot so well is it just a bunch of them in there we need

[00:11:28] looking and I you know I just want to go out and I just know that the kind thing to do would be

[00:11:34] go out into my car and get my potato gun full of industrial size ball bearings and just and just

[00:11:43] you know come up behind me like yes it was full of immigrants and then just airsoft and just

[00:11:48] fucking yeah air hole the back of their fucking has the only kind thing to do right because

[00:11:53] that once they've convinced themselves so hard that they've gotten so piled there's not much else for it

[00:12:00] yeah yeah so I mean I did before this that thought started permeating my consciousness was thinking

[00:12:07] that I was thinking I was gonna go on here like yeah you know what you're in Merle Beach I got a

[00:12:10] job we're gonna boat have a little uh from all Maryland had the guy here just had to be like you

[00:12:19] know what piece like I got I got to get back home yeah sorry I was like too busy showing

[00:12:24] like a YouTube video of a emaciated polar bear struggling onto getting to a shoe ice and the

[00:12:30] fucking background music is hot in here by Nelly you know like I was like sorry guys that was on me

[00:12:36] got a roll that's my uber over there oh there goes into the water okay

[00:12:45] oh good thing I'm a strong swimmer right boys as they throw you overboard yeah

[00:12:52] oh god oh I could take it even more and stuff further and tell all of these like Dominican

[00:12:57] and like South African crewmates that my name is pussian bio

[00:13:04] what is that Ecuadorian yeah pussian bio yeah actually believes yeah pussian bio has gotten really

[00:13:10] weird I saw one the other day where it just said like my tremendous oblong in bio observe it now

[00:13:18] I was like what the fuck is going on yeah because immediately I thought of the the wizard looking at

[00:13:23] the orb like his orb yeah but another thing I saw on twitter that wasn't my tremendous

[00:13:30] tremendous oblong in bio was this guy ABC Dent at ABC Dent minded so absent minded a few months

[00:13:40] ago I paid four dollars just a bit of prompt and single-handedly have to the viewership

[00:13:45] of this AI family guy live stream on YouTube now have you ever seen one of these AI Peter

[00:13:50] okay so this guy it's a ipeter dot live by the way it's still around but boy

[00:13:55] Peter let me tell you why d i is bullshit right what he's done because it's gonna just sound

[00:14:02] like gibberish what he's done is that he submitted a request and then added for the character

[00:14:08] of Brian an asterisk which tries to pull everything that came before it into the sound file

[00:14:16] and tries to have him read it all at once which makes it glitch out and sound like a fucking

[00:14:21] nightmare here's a little bit of it so this one is a Cleveland's top 50 bacterial infections but

[00:14:27] alright everybody gather around I'm gonna list the top 50 bacterial infections

[00:14:38] so this clip alone is just like a minute and a half the next post here is after three minutes

[00:14:43] the chat was begging the host to skip it but it's all automated it just kept going he continued

[00:14:50] later with morts sounding revelation yes more talking about sounding oh you want to know about

[00:15:00] sounding let me break it down for you it's when you stick a metal rod up your ether yet your way

[00:15:05] up stretching that hole out like a god in balloon animal i try and go share it with factory fire

[00:15:11] in naineteen eleven killed only hundred forty is a garment workers

[00:15:23] there's four or five of these but no just every time the camera turns to briot and it just here

[00:15:34] yeah so that's a profile by the way absent by did on twitter if not for that then for just

[00:15:39] and any number of good takes you know i love tech brine you know i'm a tech guy huge nerd

[00:15:46] i caught on at the tail end of the juicero business which was they they had a plastic bag full

[00:15:52] of fruit juice that you would then make a smoothie out of i think this here was advertised it's called

[00:15:58] new milk brine it is essentially a way to make oat slash nut milk at home my uh really uh touchy

[00:16:08] uncle yeah me about this we did okay okay i said that he should go i should go on his boat with him

[00:16:14] and my mom stopped that from happening that's a little different but whoa oh oh this is a twitter

[00:16:23] user here john craven bevnet dot com which if you must know is a website about beverages so it's

[00:16:31] bevnet dot com so this is really the kind of guy we should be listening well you know what like

[00:16:36] maybe this is a sort of guy should be walking in search because i see he's got the bamboo whisk

[00:16:40] for your your matcha yep okay this guy is worthless i mean he's legit as far as like beverages go but

[00:16:47] this thing uh this thing's not great here's the video of it in action he pushes the button and

[00:16:53] there's the water and then um what looks like a stream of diarrhea just flows into this container

[00:17:06] boy i've done that one before yeah who has it i mean that's that's that's called uh three stags

[00:17:12] and uh oh the hotdog guys here this one by the way is supposed to be vanilla pistachio milk there

[00:17:22] and uh he's continuing on in all seriousness as though the video he just posted does not look like

[00:17:29] diarrhea in a blender uh just and there are people

[00:17:33] oh yes seed oil responding like yeah a coffee place near me has uh this as most delicious oatmeal

[00:17:39] of ever had and john's respond with it truly is so like you know if maybe it's like a

[00:17:45] assassifying product that no i just want to look away after i hit the button yeah i do to make

[00:17:51] it clearer seems to be the wrong choice as far as the new milk machine goes yeah just make it

[00:17:57] opaque it's fine but yes uh the color isn't too appetizing here Aaron color seed oil machine

[00:18:02] and lulls i don't know what that's supposed to mean uh i guess it's it's soy and gay to make

[00:18:09] nut milk at home oh man the milk's actually kind of tasty yeah let's see it was on shark tank thank you

[00:18:15] at nuke wef i don't poop from a butt there we go i don't want a machine busting nuts in my water kill

[00:18:25] me before i drink this um you know what that's actually pretty good i've always wanted to

[00:18:37] die a re-estimulator on my countertop thanks tech bros of course the ache wood panel oh man that is

[00:18:45] meganasty that is all shit yeah that's uh i think in in in the original context was uh pat showing off

[00:18:55] his writ or his six pack the roast beer yes yes the yeah do not drink the diarrhea water

[00:19:05] duke you apparently it's really fucking good i just i don't want to look at it damn they uh

[00:19:10] babelon bee fucking uh actually made a joke actually fucking shots fired yeah the uh so the babelon

[00:19:17] bee for those who heard out of where is uh kind of a right wing take on the onion i guess except not

[00:19:23] funny yeah it doesn't really understand what makes the onion funny this week they decided to take a

[00:19:28] shot at wood would turn out to be their own fan base the headline the white race must maintain

[00:19:34] our genetic purity says in bread man and a wonderfully photoshopped guy with a Nazi flag Confederate flag

[00:19:40] and it looks like severe birth defects on his face hmm so i there's something there that you're

[00:19:46] you're skimming over what's that which is uh this article is originally posted in 2017 correct

[00:19:53] which means that's been hanging out for a while yeah but they reposted it to twitter sure two days

[00:19:59] ago well i'm just like i had how do we not come across the one the one joke yeah the one actual joke

[00:20:05] i self i self i deflaught five as a as a tacked copter yeah like they're the only joke conservatives have

[00:20:12] yeah that's the vaccine vaccine vaccine vaccine but yes a lot of people here uh where you guys

[00:20:18] hacked by Jimmy Kimmel synthetic norah hey the first actually funny joke from the babelon bee

[00:20:22] and it's causing every conservative with a hundred mile radius to collectively break down and start

[00:20:28] handshonety all right here for the grouper in sales coping in the comments a lot of people saying

[00:20:34] they're unfollowing um a lot of everything's funny till they make fun of me going on in this thread

[00:20:40] cool and normal audience you've cultivated here kody johnson dr mr kody from the uh the youtube

[00:20:46] show some more news of mutual of mine on twitter yeah we love our dr kody kody showed i would

[00:20:52] absolutely though uh put warm bo in the blender oh i would kill him with a hammer no question

[00:20:57] yeah me and you like he was fucking it's he yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah you got it yeah just a lot of

[00:21:03] people like uh the surfs here interesting fan base uh if you can't laugh at an in bread joke

[00:21:10] you're probably in bread and so forth and so on a lot of people take you the opportunity to do

[00:21:14] the overhead tomahawk double handed slam dog on on the babelon bee

[00:21:20] and which i saw in something awful someone reposted it with a rare hit from the bee

[00:21:28] just true and the fact that it's six years old wow yeah no shit took him that long to realize oh

[00:21:34] yeah we were supposed to make in jokes we're a comedy place right ostensibly that's what we're

[00:21:39] supposed to be doing is doing comedy comedy there a babelon bee weird people I wear people

[00:21:44] all right now no you're listening to forty eight minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's

[00:21:51] time for the crypto scam of the week so man you you really picked a bad week to dip out as far as

[00:21:57] like talking about crypto scams go yeah people on crypto found out there were other characters from

[00:22:03] Matt Ferry's oh coming boys uh boys club yeah oh no now there's a Bret meme token on Solana

[00:22:13] just insane euphoria in the market for a couple of weeks and people just handing their money over to

[00:22:19] the wall inspectors um it's the one the one that really killed me was um a bunch of blue checks

[00:22:29] that's what they're just being like ginsengex hype solano token send funds here to get you know a

[00:22:36] presale no and it would just be like copy and paste of a wallet address and I shit you not you know

[00:22:43] how much money was sent to these fucking this random people being like yeah I'm I'm starting a

[00:22:49] meme token uh get in on the ground floor for the presale for the iCO how much money you think was

[00:22:55] sent half a mil one hundred million dollars no no come on a hundred million dollars

[00:23:05] grifted on on sole projects I don't believe actually launched it did not launch with the full

[00:23:10] equities so say like someone got sent five million they pocketed probably like a cool

[00:23:16] middle for themselves maybe put a million back into the project maybe yeah and then well

[00:23:22] everything's being held for treasury so we can like you know uh get like time swear ads or

[00:23:26] some shit classic and so there's another a scam project I've talked to you a little bit about

[00:23:32] oh is this the Kate Middleton with cancer coin oh yeah also also all of the racist meme tokens

[00:23:40] on sole that were I can't even tell you they were all just really like if you were in edge lord

[00:23:47] in like two thousand one the air in that these are the sort of things you would have chuckled at

[00:23:51] yeah they would have appealed directly to you for sure yeah but there was like a Nazi coin

[00:23:55] I mean like stuff that was like uh like inward mel Gibson or something like that

[00:24:01] with uh with a soft A at least of course yeah of course but there's one scam project that I've

[00:24:07] kept my eye on for a couple years it was launched at the very peak of the last bear market in late

[00:24:15] 2021 okay and it was called multi chain capital oh yes and so what multi chain capital was

[00:24:24] it was supposed to be it's been a couple years but it was supposed to be a project where um

[00:24:33] through NFTs that would be like nodes you would be generating like a profit share and a treasury

[00:24:41] that would be like meme tokens or some shit okay so lots of shibut in new I think flokey a couple

[00:24:47] other things pie eth itself but it's supposed to be across multi chain so I think MCC was on polygon

[00:24:54] it was on finances little daily on Ethereum and in early 2022 the pool for like people cashing out

[00:25:04] their NFT nodes started not getting filled up like it was supposed to and then the the dev

[00:25:11] and quotes here who called himself mr capital kind of just disappeared

[00:25:18] and was so there's all kinds of stuff like here I'll go into the telegram channel which has been

[00:25:24] locked for I'm going back to messages from like uh October 22 September 22 um you know

[00:25:34] it's 20% of rewards claimed within 15 minutes post buybacks top three wallets got 45% of rewards

[00:25:41] so it seems like there's some when mr capital was refreshing the the buyback or the rewards pool um

[00:25:51] there was he was possibly his own wallet some other or maybe insiders okay and eventually

[00:25:57] the mods of the telegram would you or would you just like making close the telegram just them

[00:26:05] were just like pleading with a dev like do like what the fuck's going on and in November

[00:26:11] last year okay admin of the telegram Banksy rules posted we have a Thanksgiving update for the community

[00:26:22] our investigators led us to an LLC formed in New Mexico named Multichain Capital LLC it was formed

[00:26:28] shortly before the token launched the mexico provides strong reduction to the enmity of the

[00:26:33] filer which is the reason is often used for setting up enemies by outstate residents okay with the

[00:26:38] assistive council we were able to demonstrate the likely connection between this LLC and our project

[00:26:44] rewrote letters to the governor's office and the new mexico securities division this was enough

[00:26:50] to secure and ministry of subpoena to unmasse the person who formed the entity when he realized we

[00:26:55] were hot on his trail he tried to close out the entity in new mexico but we already received his

[00:26:59] personal information the entity was formed by a mid-level coin-based manager with deep ties to defy

[00:27:05] who is previously based in San Francisco as now living in Las Vegas he was interviewed by investigator

[00:27:11] for the new mexico securities division and despite his claims as a contrary we're nearly certain

[00:27:15] we have identified the dev or at least someone who is working closely with him he's your peon and

[00:27:21] has a strong accent he clearly was using a frontman for the twitter spaces which is why it only

[00:27:26] seemed like mr. capel was reading a script and it had so little to say we have partnered with

[00:27:31] investigator from the blockchain investigation agency cipher blade and our contact with several

[00:27:37] exchanges when the timings right we will release his name so the community can assist with any leads

[00:27:43] there's some strong ties to others in the Las Vegas area and the alternative telegram channel

[00:27:48] which is dev strong supporters and we have unmasked a few of them as well and it's likely they will

[00:27:53] also be targeted at upcoming civil and our criminal procedures okay we have been weighing a long time

[00:27:59] for the attorneys to authorize us to release these details if you're in the other community chat

[00:28:04] the moderators continue to miss this as fun the spanish mean others who have been working on your

[00:28:09] behalf all these months go ahead and ask which of them live in or around Las Vegas this has been a

[00:28:16] long process we spent over three grand the guesses point in the investigation and no doubts the dev has

[00:28:21] not been sleeping well since his interview and has only got going to get worse you can reach out

[00:28:25] me anytime to arrange a settlement otherwise 2024 will bring lawsuits into disclosure of his identity

[00:28:31] to this community and his employer makes sub donations that helped defray some of these costs please

[00:28:36] and establish our legal fund wallet the same admin posted after that the market value of the

[00:28:43] treasury is currently 16.7 million dollars and March of this year he posted the market value

[00:28:51] to treasury is currently 20.4 million dollars and on the 22nd a buy bot showed up and this play

[00:29:04] this someone bought over a thousand dollars of multi-chain capital no I don't think there's I don't even

[00:29:12] think there's like a $50,000 liquidity left in it like it's been a dead token right but for for

[00:29:19] for over for almost over two years now but that was something kind of like I wonder what happened when

[00:29:25] the bull market yeah comes back yeah that's probably going to be fertile ground I love that like oh

[00:29:32] yeah we did all this work we're not going to tell you anything but send us money for illegal fees

[00:29:38] feels like this community has been burned once already and you're doing something that's like

[00:29:42] yeah I don't know the shady like of there's a settlement like who's that going beyond the behalf of

[00:29:48] so I'm all for for people that scam individuals on the air and that getting their come up in

[00:29:54] though there's a lack of transparency on these individuals they're claiming that they have

[00:29:58] information and so on right that's fucking devious well at least one person is getting some form

[00:30:05] of comeuppance of course we're referring to a sandbankment freed sbf from tx wow got himself sentenced

[00:30:12] let's see here 25 years in prison 25 years in prison gosh see here per Reuters US district judge

[00:30:19] Lewis Kaplan handed down the sentence at a man hat in court hearing after rejecting Bankman

[00:30:23] freed's claim that x t sorry after rejecting Bankman freed's claim that FTX customers did not

[00:30:32] actually lose money and finding that he lied during his testimony a jury found that the 32 year old

[00:30:38] Bankman freed guilty on November 2nd of 7 fraud and conspiracy counts stemming from FTX's 2022

[00:30:45] collapse in what prosecutors have called one of the biggest financial frauds in US history I would say

[00:30:51] Bernie made of maybe would be the other one but that was a little bit more that was a little different

[00:30:56] it wasn't as many victims I guess yeah how much was male oh gosh made off was 170 billion in

[00:31:04] restitution so somewhere north of that because obviously they're not going to make you make everyone

[00:31:09] whole but 170 billion with a B let's see here Bankman freed base because and yeah sorry about that

[00:31:15] seriously the exact quote was customers have been suffering I didn't at all mean to minimize that

[00:31:20] I also think that something that's something that was missing from what I've said over the course

[00:31:24] of this process and I'm sorry for that very vague not great apology look at this the court

[00:31:32] withdrawing they made this night elf yes okay because I've seen this picture but yeah like there

[00:31:43] was something missing and that was it yeah he's like a teaflakers or like that straight out of it

[00:31:48] all their struggles yeah he knows he's a with elf that's what he is okay he knows we're a cloud

[00:31:57] city one more crypto scam this week that I wanted to bring up munchable Brian are you familiar with

[00:32:03] munchables I'll take that as a no sorry I am familiar with munchables only only in so far that I've

[00:32:14] heard about last couple days yeah so essentially what it was is it was a video game built on the

[00:32:19] Ethereum layer two blockchain blast it was a game made of NFTs and it was compromised to the tune

[00:32:28] of 62.45 million in ether per blast scan data this being reported in the coin telegraph

[00:32:36] zack xpt as always on the case here's the exploiters address he says and the wallet address

[00:32:43] shows that it interacted with the protocol taking 17,413th the wallet address then transferred 10,000

[00:32:52] worth of eath through the orbit of bridge transferring the blast into native while it's an additional

[00:32:58] one eath to a fresh wallet address zack xpt claiming the exploit stemmed from the munchables team

[00:33:04] hiring a north korean developer known by the alias werewolves 0 9 4 3 you know that guy

[00:33:10] everybody knows werewolves 0 9 4 3 it gets weirder though so the scammer this according to a

[00:33:18] quit quote eath twitter user at 0x quit the scammer used manual manipulation of storage slots

[00:33:27] to assign himself an enormous ether balance before changing the contract implementation

[00:33:32] to one that appears legit he then simply withdrew that balance once tvl was juicy enough people

[00:33:39] like sygarb and saying well you know you can roll it back it got even weirder poop who web

[00:33:47] I love these guys names i just get that's at c a base based to cop 4 20 says exactly

[00:33:58] he says blockchain gave munchables there's a twist as the hacker appears to have returned the funds

[00:34:06] what yeah so coin telegraph again munchables hacker returns

[00:34:13] 62.8 million ether without ransom an hour of negotiations led to the former developer agreeing

[00:34:21] to return the hacked funds it took nearly eight hours to have a change of heart it says

[00:34:27] they identified them and then the creator of the ethereum layer two blockchain blast uses the

[00:34:32] student impact man thanks that xpt and he announced that quote the x munchables dev opted to return all

[00:34:39] funds in the end without any ransom required i think that's weird i think that's really

[00:34:47] he didn't even have to use a slurp juice that's right absolutely yeah he didn't have to do that

[00:34:52] and then of course the paranoid conspiracy started almost immediately after x vaccinate

[00:34:58] exactly james here kind of wild how hardly anybody heard of munchables before

[00:35:06] then we had the hack and everyone was talking about them then the money was returned wholly

[00:35:11] backseeds eth responding hashtag marketing oh this is the director of web 3 for uh you galabs

[00:35:20] was that so yeah the this this op here james yeah i'm james hall yeah or like uh james shut the

[00:35:27] fuck up uh you're smelly dick having mother fucker why don't you uh why'd you go poop a key

[00:35:36] yeah so it would be very weird for what are the uglabs guys to be like this was all marketing

[00:35:41] this is all bullshit yeah it's like well maybe it is but why'd you go fucking uh put a death's head

[00:35:47] on something you fucking Nazi yeah not not a great person to be taking this from but it's still

[00:35:53] he wasn't the only one let's let's just say he was a representative example of this kind of

[00:35:59] paranoid thought that this was all a PR campaign for munchables are they burned about 10 grand

[00:36:07] and gas fees i guess just to get their name out there yeah i don't know it wouldn't be the worst

[00:36:13] marketing decision pretend you were hacked and then pretending to get the money back spurred a much

[00:36:19] again she said he thought the hacker said the project was too good to let everyone down he said

[00:36:25] the tokenomics in the gameplay are just topped here he just couldn't he couldn't rob the rest of

[00:36:31] the world of the pleasure of playing munchables your white paper too good the white paper too good

[00:36:38] he said in his in his North Korean accent he said white paper too good

[00:36:45] he then committed subucku yeah with a paper shatter yes i'm thinking of like the blade from

[00:36:53] like the big paper cutter you'd use and oh yeah yeah uh in the movie Megan it's used as a

[00:36:59] wonderful little office oh yeah that's a great little little kill a great little movie

[00:37:04] that's all i got for that you don't even have paper in North Korea

[00:37:08] only when dear leader allows it yeah just write down tablecloths

[00:37:15] the real rebels have to like really get the wood pole to do it themselves yeah i'm just

[00:37:20] imagining a culture of people using tablecloths is like doing their math because like there's no

[00:37:26] paper factory but the tablecloth factories doing great so we had the we had to figure out

[00:37:32] and our socialist you know utopia everyone you know what when you're done you just wash it

[00:37:38] why is this thing where i was trying to make fun of a country for it being different

[00:37:42] i'm like actually that kind of sounds like yeah it kind of works yeah yeah it's one of those things

[00:37:48] you off my vent or i'll have you bet that's right

[00:37:53] we're talking this week about i got to ask you Jason yeah do you got balls of steel

[00:37:58] i do in fact have balls of steel which brings up our main topic this week which is

[00:38:04] soundboard prank calls now i know you know about a prank call is i don't know if some of the

[00:38:10] people out here in the audience know what a soundboard is have you have you done a prank call

[00:38:15] i think i tried it once when i heard my first jerky boy cd and i was no good at it and i

[00:38:20] stabailed immediately i used to um i think i've told this on here before my first prank call i

[00:38:25] was like five years old it was the pizza hut down the street the roach pizza the roach pizza

[00:38:31] i heard you guys put roaches on the pizza and this kid just be like what yeah i was in there with my

[00:38:38] kids and i saw you guys i saw some kin the back high of roach on their piece of pepperoni

[00:38:45] uh you know imagine i'm a five year old kid just be like i heard a guy put a roach on

[00:38:51] pepperoni yeah just five years old i was already just like be like what how kind how's

[00:38:57] already see how can i disrupt the social order as much as possible fuck it hey man yeah

[00:39:03] so what a soundboard is i'm sure you people have seen stream decks and things like that those are

[00:39:08] physical buttons that you hit in a sound place well this was very much the same but it was just

[00:39:12] flash it was web based and it preloaded a bunch of waves and you pushed a button and a sound came out

[00:39:18] well people decided you know what this would be really good for prank calls now i love me some

[00:39:23] prank calls and there's some real talented people out there Neil hamburger comes to mind

[00:39:29] one of my potion castle jerky boys the cast of crank anchors hey i caught there's a couple

[00:39:35] who's a few it depends on who's doing the call if you look out there nick bones got a couple good

[00:39:40] prank calls that sometimes resurface on the air that from time yeah yeah video game donkey actually

[00:39:46] the youtuber his his prank calls are pretty good you know i sometimes i play i play the victim

[00:39:51] i think sometimes i talk about like growing up yeah like all the hardships and just being kind of like

[00:39:56] uh you know this feels so out of place from circumstances it came from circumstances but then

[00:40:01] sometimes i think about like you know what i kind of put some energy out there in the universe

[00:40:06] when i was young that had to come back sooner later i kind of had like this this little girly

[00:40:12] friend when i was like 14 or 15 and her dad was a real piece of shit i used to just like prank call

[00:40:19] him okay it was place of business or like uh hey your dogs here what do you mean

[00:40:27] what do you mean my dogs here and like yeah the dogs here it's shitting everywhere

[00:40:32] listen man like i got a problem with this uh this dog being here i'm gonna start feeding it

[00:40:38] chocolate you don't get your ass down here i'm like where are you at motherfucker

[00:40:42] and i would just be like i'm at the philips 66 by the airport

[00:40:47] and i would call like a day later and be like yeah i was you know i was there man and like

[00:40:55] oh you weren't because you would see me swing in a chain

[00:40:59] yeah like just just just bullshit and like in this girl also new i was pretty calling her dad

[00:41:04] like she's like yeah my dad's like a dumb drunk redneck and i can't wait to be like 18

[00:41:11] and move out i'm like well i can i can at least make it more entertaining until that happens

[00:41:16] and then he finally figured out it was me okay i mean this girl stopped talking stop hanging

[00:41:21] out this point but she still thought it was funny right you know like i i want to see you

[00:41:26] get in your terrible asshole but like yeah keep fucking with my dad so i had my other friend

[00:41:30] it's terrible dad by the way if that's that's it yeah i think he just was really boring oh okay

[00:41:36] it's just like a really boring drunk north county guy but i have my friend who whose voice

[00:41:42] had dropped way deeper anyone else's call up there and be like yes this is uh this is brine's

[00:41:47] damn really sorry really sorry he's been calling you harassing you oh well you know it's you know

[00:41:53] kids boys will be boy i just don't really appreciate you know the things he was saying to do i

[00:41:57] mean he he had me dry out to a gas station and then my friend i was trying to put this to bed

[00:42:05] and he's was you didn't see you bitch asses you're swinging the chain

[00:42:10] not a fucker i mean i had i just did you not have to leave the phone

[00:42:17] at my house for probably a couple days yeah no no i'm not gonna deal with this

[00:42:22] yeah like my mom doesn't need to hear but why does someone keep calling the house oh

[00:42:26] my patrick talk i talked with char on three way and like his phone keeps dropping right the sound

[00:42:32] board guys would take stuff from movies i one of the most infamous ones is clips of Arnold Schwarzenegger

[00:42:39] from kindergarten cop who is your daddy and what does he do good morning good morning how are you

[00:42:46] i'm all right i want to ask you a bunch of questions they want to have them answered immediately

[00:42:52] okay who is your daddy and what does he do who who is your daddy

[00:42:58] who are you talking about who are you why are you i'm detective John Kimball hey this is a motel

[00:43:05] they would do al Pacino the lines from Glenn gerry glenn Ross opening a conversation with

[00:43:10] you just told me you just cost me six thousand dollars doubly funny nowadays because i realized

[00:43:15] oh yeah that's the scene where he's dressing down kevin's busy and so sometimes i'm like

[00:43:19] i just want to watch that scene again where he's talking shit to kevin's busy for two minutes thank

[00:43:22] you chosen finish line the fish girl how may i help you hello my name is richard roma

[00:43:30] how are you i'm fine and how are you today yes you just cost me six thousand dollars and one cat

[00:43:40] did you hear what i said no what did you say you just cost me six thousand dollars

[00:43:46] who cost you six thousand dollars you just cost me six thousand dollars does that seem clear to you

[00:43:54] no third who is this my name is Cheryl oh i'm gonna have your job shit i say we'd use these clips and make

[00:44:04] phone calls and then record them and then put them online that was one thing because there was an

[00:44:08] entire website roms of darkness i think was the big one i believe so yeah male roms of darkness

[00:44:13] was where a lot of these sound boards were hosted and then they would say yeah here's

[00:44:18] and they had it all organized you hear questions in general statements you lack discipline that's

[00:44:24] also kindergarten comp do it now a lot of these these quotes stop guys and stabbing weapons yeah

[00:44:34] hello qd pie that's from commando i think but so they would just collect all these things

[00:44:41] having Arnold call people was funny enough but then there was a dedicated group of weirdos

[00:44:48] it's intense i mean touch tone terrorists was a group that was out there another prank show

[00:44:53] come all once a jerk always a jerk which was the one half of the jerky boys when he went solo

[00:44:59] yeah oh it was not great it's like when captain steel broke up

[00:45:03] there were so many different groups but there were a dedicated group okay we're talking about

[00:45:11] x a o triples e webaholics with a three in their prank video compiler mr nismo 88 they took it

[00:45:19] upon themselves to start with sound boards of of celebrities or whoever but then they went further

[00:45:28] this was the thing that really caught my eye when i was doing some research for this

[00:45:31] they started recording the prank calls that they made and then taking those victims who got angry

[00:45:39] and turning them into sound boards to them use okay listen man no no part of the prank call be wasted

[00:45:47] yeah you can't you can't hold part of the prank gotta use it all i'm gonna blow you away like

[00:45:52] which you bad habit fucking piece of fucking garbage okay yeah well i got your whole fucking

[00:46:00] steel down i got your background chef fuck what you are on your fucking shit i know everything

[00:46:06] about you now motherfucker okay you need to cool it cool what who's this who's this what can i do

[00:46:15] for you sir i'm a man thank you very much who the hell are you calling me why the fuck are you

[00:46:22] calling this phone i didn't call your phone you call my phone dumbass we got nothing better do

[00:46:28] but keep down on the phone you ask late this was what really fucked me up so this is an entire reddit

[00:46:33] post about Duncan construction this was a new story that i had not heard of but apparently it happened

[00:46:40] locally the nightmare on Burton street Burton street is a small town or is a is a street in the small

[00:46:48] town of sugar creek Missouri herb soul herb soul sugar creek police department so this here a fox

[00:46:56] news report detailing what went down yeah recording and posting prank phone calls on the internet

[00:47:02] is becoming pretty popular but police say what they're dealing with here is really kind of scary

[00:47:08] the videos are called nightmare on Burton streets and one woman i spoke to said that the color

[00:47:12] threatened to blow up her house pretty scary if you don't know it's just a joke

[00:47:19] well my wife answered the phone and i could tell she was pretty upset

[00:47:24] Brian Matthews says he took the phone from his wife and heard a profanity laced rant

[00:47:29] similar to the call we found on youtube

[00:47:31] you're right you're kicked by a 40 year old

[00:47:35] the only detail he got the man said his name was frank Garrett

[00:47:42] he let us to believe that he was somewhere in the neighborhood so my wife was a frightened

[00:47:50] and but we know nationally that it's been it's been happening all over the country

[00:47:55] those folks need something to do with their lives Brian called it sick

[00:47:59] oh if you sound soundboard that

[00:48:02] Brian calls it sick and sorry the frank Garrett name comes from one of the infamous victims

[00:48:10] and he would name himself in these calls my name frank Garrett

[00:48:14] he became the character Duncan it originally appeared in a video called deacon frost calls a drunk

[00:48:22] guy this was using a soundboard from the movie blade deacon frost the bad guy from blade

[00:48:29] calling up Duncan construction how you doing chief i'm doing all right i'll use it's nice to find

[00:48:37] a meet your man had my eye on you two years i know all about you well i don't give it shit i'm

[00:48:44] offering you a truce i want you with us you stupid son but that is the business phone get off of it

[00:48:51] so from those calls using the the shot of a drunk prince Charles by the way

[00:48:59] the image in youtube came more calls taking frank's voice which they then renamed Duncan

[00:49:07] and uploading them a lot of these videos suddenly are not available but who boy he then changed

[00:49:13] his number notified the police department it got even weirder from there here is the nightmare

[00:49:19] on Burton street people using this Duncan voice this frank garic guy start harassing people that

[00:49:26] was the news clip we just saw from fox four and it went on for months and this was a campaign of

[00:49:33] terror and eventually the FBI got it wrong absolutely absurd that someone would take this calling

[00:49:41] someone hey you're uh you're fridge running right right your mother you know it's just absolutely

[00:49:47] that's what the level of it was because i'm thinking like edgy board antagonistic antagonistic

[00:49:53] people and the late odds weren't really crave it was like oh you go to church because you're gay

[00:49:58] you know like using sound boards of someone else getting angry you least had an angle there was

[00:50:03] something you could start off a conversation with like bucked you like okay wait what yeah well we

[00:50:09] got on the wrong foot off on the wrong foot here buddy yeah and just right eventually this led to

[00:50:15] basically the downfall of a lot of these these communities because their youtube channels they out

[00:50:21] of fear of the cops on the FBI they nuke their channels removed all their stuff from online

[00:50:26] a lot of these places have just been scoured because they're just paranoid about the fucking FBI

[00:50:32] and again this was 2010 the reddit poster in our hobby drama the poster who goes by the name

[00:50:39] of you crank call throw away which perfect they're bit at the end here is pretty interesting

[00:50:46] and it reads as follows will the community rise again well the reasons for that are no more voice over

[00:50:52] IP since everyone's using Skype and things like that the real Duncan was the friends were made

[00:50:57] along the way basically that you know all these gathering spots like certain forums or since they're

[00:51:03] all shut down not really and because all the sound boards were based in flash because flash shut down

[00:51:10] they're saying well it's unlikely that a phenomenon like this is going to happen again now since

[00:51:15] razzle has come around and kind of resurrect a lot of the flash stuff that may not be

[00:51:20] as big a problem but at the time when flash was shutting down it's like well with end of an era you

[00:51:25] know people were doing side of the cross there saying yeah all over now realm and darkness did

[00:51:31] use html 5 and i think they're oh no website still up okay we got some good ones we got our old

[00:51:36] shorts and anger we got a Donald Trump what's the Donald Trump sound board like so they're still

[00:51:41] around they did convert a good part of them and they of course got sergeant Hartman from movie full

[00:51:45] metal jacket in on the action apparently my wife got an Easter gift from someone it was an

[00:51:50] egg a chair as well those suspension chairs okay it seemed like an named him eggbert so very cool

[00:51:59] anyway did you ever do any sound board prank calling I never have I do have a sound board

[00:52:06] related story yeah yeah about exactly 10 years ago okay I went to California with a couple

[00:52:12] people I was friendly with for a music festival and Santa California called burger ramah

[00:52:18] burger ramah yeah less said about burger records these days the better but it was a fun time it was

[00:52:24] me a couple guys have played in the band called dad junior they're now both those guys are now

[00:52:28] in the band called path of might which is the death kneel I think of a lot of st. Louis

[00:52:34] dudes to play in in bands is that like I want to do like the weird creative thing I just want to

[00:52:40] make like heavy music I feel like that is like the city south side Hoosier version of like being

[00:52:47] the county guy that turns 35 and the size it well fucker I guess I was getting the hockey

[00:52:53] you know what's guys I'm talking yeah yeah I know a few yeah I mean path of might actually a great

[00:52:58] band but as I'm gonna say everyone that band could do something much more interesting that but

[00:53:05] anyways the fourth person of all of us was a sky name Austin who ran a zine called acid cat which

[00:53:15] was very popular for a couple years here in st. Louis I remember acid cat yeah yeah and less

[00:53:20] about that the better I suppose as well for similar reasons to burger records but the last day we

[00:53:26] were in in the LA area went to this little bookstore and Austin knew the guy who worked there and he

[00:53:33] traded some copies of the zine and some other stuff for some zines that they hand stock and like

[00:53:38] for some cash okay Austin had like an old army jacket it was like in six like I think they call

[00:53:44] like an m60 or m65 okay we're looking at these books in this bookstore on sunset bill of

[00:53:49] iron he bends over like look at a book that's on the very bombs shelf and like this weird

[00:53:54] packet falls out of the breast pocket of his jacket it's like little foil square and he goes oh

[00:54:02] where with this is and he opens up he goes I was a she of acid oh no I go I go I go you fucking

[00:54:08] kid me he goes no not all he's like I wondered what happens to this I forgot I put in the gum

[00:54:14] wrapper and put in this jacket and I haven't worn this jacket for like six months okay I'm like

[00:54:19] damn and you guys were like fiendin for acid like the first day we were here we had the buy acid

[00:54:25] from some chick at this DIY space and silver like that may or may not still be around called

[00:54:30] church of fun okay and she like so she had different like LA people are from the western

[00:54:36] people because she was like oh yeah I got this is south by it's really good acid and the Austin

[00:54:41] was just like so you said 20 bucks a hit right yeah I don't care it was very good acid and their

[00:54:46] whole entire the whole entire reason they wanted to ask it was they wanted the peak during sleep set okay

[00:54:52] during burger at burger on which was second day which you know what I wish I had been like you

[00:54:57] know working because I was on assignment for 11 magazine mm-hmm or else I would have also done

[00:55:04] the acid yeah I was gonna say yeah cuz I remember going up to Ray I think it was a banner to you

[00:55:09] before them I think it was like maybe nobody was playing or something like that and it was

[00:55:13] at the observatory you have observatories like this really beautiful room very kind of like

[00:55:17] modern warehousey that vibe because I think it was built in the 90s it's got these different levels

[00:55:23] so you got like a the dance floor then you have a level above that and then like maybe

[00:55:30] it goes up two levels back to the to the rear bar and raise on the first level behind the dance floor

[00:55:37] he's like are you peaking he's like the um I'm feeling pretty good I'm like all right we'll check

[00:55:41] this out and I grab him by this shirt like chuck him over the wall onto the dance floor yeah

[00:55:47] and he just crowds her some way whole tired time just like like this look on his face like what the

[00:55:52] fuck is just happening you imagine imagine as the acid starting to fucking hit the last one the last

[00:55:57] thing she wants a few bunch of strangers hands on their back yeah yeah yeah I mean I ran to them

[00:56:02] during like sleep I'm like how you guys feel like this is fucking sick and I'm like yeah I'm sober

[00:56:06] and this is fucking awesome and like before I get to the real me of this I do have to say that

[00:56:11] sleep you don't one only time I've seen them they played over because of course of course

[00:56:16] they play over and I remember like during their set like Mac tomorrow was on the outdoor stage and

[00:56:22] Mac tomorrow was like too distracted by some drone flying over the crowd I'm like so this is

[00:56:27] the guy that I think Mac tomorrow is like the penny of fucking boring anyways yeah agree the vent he

[00:56:33] is he is the the Saint Vincent of boring but I go back in see the end of sleep set and the next band

[00:56:39] that comes on there's a bunch of guys with like you know like you're like old school like a pawn shop

[00:56:44] like Japanese guitars from the 60s or wearing like Coroie like little fucking like dev

[00:56:49] vests and shit and the guy who looks like he's trying to be really hard uh and approximating what his

[00:56:55] dad wants to hold him like a cool like 60s hit me guy look like just goes like sorry guys we've got

[00:57:01] to play like a really short set because uh uh sleep went over but that shit was fucking sick man

[00:57:07] I'll care and like and they play like three like jingled jangley like bad garage 60 style garage

[00:57:13] rock songs in constant I remember who the fuck it was but I was always remember this guy's been like

[00:57:18] that shit was tight right like I'm sorry if you came to this festival to see us but uh fuck maybe

[00:57:24] you should listen to sleep and not suck yeah pretty much I can't big rodge anyone for that

[00:57:29] oh it's fucking one of the coolest things I think death might have played right before him or right uh

[00:57:34] yeah the the Detroit pro garage punk band back to the acid so it's awesome it has his acid in his

[00:57:42] pocket and we're driving around Huntington Beach like late night like we're just killing time we

[00:57:47] don't really like everyone we know it's sad it's something I everyone we know in LA is like I got

[00:57:52] worked tomorrow right you know we saw people we saw baby boy Ian earlier in the day who was at

[00:57:57] the festival uh baby boy Ian is the guy they got the firecrackers throwing him at the lumping

[00:58:03] the dumpers set uh was it babies all right baby was right was the hardcore festival in New York

[00:58:07] Sea he was on uh I think that I think that was it yeah his babies are right yeah baby's all right in

[00:58:13] 2014 never lived it down never lived it down um during lumping the dumpers set there was like

[00:58:18] apparently like native people like rolling around grease and shit and got hit with this stream of

[00:58:23] firecrackers he was on uh it kind of can be central show hosted by the unfunny guy that made that

[00:58:28] rape joke no one liked you got me more specific he had the most ex on there and Tasha Tasha

[00:58:34] over there Tasha. Yeah yeah Tasha. He was on Tasha. He was on Tasha. He was a hung out baby boy Ian

[00:58:39] then he took us to this hole in the wall Mexican place it was amazing but anyways though it wants

[00:58:43] to hang out we're just drying around killing time raised driving and he's like hey Austin I saw

[00:58:48] you found something in your pocket and you were talking with Brian about what was that he was

[00:58:53] oh it was a she uh she asked it and raised like oh dude that's cool fuck man I'm a cool if you

[00:58:58] like found that a couple days ago and like Austin's like yeah um like really was it really is

[00:59:03] you really find a she asked it and he goes yeah and we're driving along this bridge and the only light

[00:59:09] that's coming through the car is the light on the the street lights on the on the side of this bridge

[00:59:14] and so you're just seeing like every couple in these air voles as a flashlight flashlight

[00:59:19] and he hands me this sheet of asses a bunch like Pac-Man or something like that I realized

[00:59:24] I noticed you're going well there's one missing and I look at Austin he sticks his tongue out

[00:59:29] yeah he got the fucking asses on him and he fucking swallows the fuck him in the sheet or whatever

[00:59:34] lets it dissolve and I'm like well this is gonna be interesting so uh Austin apparently uh got really

[00:59:41] really high on this acid in the middle of night and took all the money as wallet and put

[00:59:47] put honest what we were sleeping and took photos of it so there's like a photo of me with my

[00:59:52] rarely bad trim neckline with like I don't know probably like $200 and like $5 bills spread out yeah

[01:00:00] he called it money fight which is the kind like which does that does not make any sense but

[01:00:04] the thing that's an acid thought yeah the acid thought but the thing was I got in the middle of

[01:00:08] night and also decide he wanted to sleep in the closet in the hotel room all right which is

[01:00:13] right by the bathroom okay am I jeez like I'm looking at his pupils I'm just like yeah what's up

[01:00:19] on he's got on his phone the NBA jam sound he's just he's just hitting the buttons

[01:00:30] his boom shock alaka he's hitting up and I like using the bathroom and as I'm like pissing

[01:00:40] he's just keeps on hitting up he's hitting up is it the shoes and when I flush I'm like weighing

[01:00:48] weighing for him to hit something and as I open doors he's boom boom boom boom shock alaka

[01:00:53] and I had to leave really early that next day like I had like a tram of taking me back to LAX

[01:01:03] or a van taking back at like four in the morning to get my flight back to St. Louis just

[01:01:08] to top this off because I don't have any other time I think I would ever tell the stories all

[01:01:12] the three of them how does we did they bought the first night that we were in LA or in the orange

[01:01:17] county area I gotta tell you something 10 years ago in St. Louis I'd watch people spend

[01:01:22] ridiculous amounts of money for some pre-shade looking weed yeah yeah and this guy that Austin knew

[01:01:28] like just showed up with like some dispensary weed and just sold it to us like it cost okay

[01:01:33] and $40 of like just like mids from the spencer was so much fucking weed now my guys I'm going

[01:01:40] to go to play in yeah well just thinking I may I remember looking at like the day after they buy

[01:01:45] I was in the bathroom when it went down I came out and he had like left because he had the work

[01:01:48] in the morning I'm looking at this we like this is so much weed for 40 bucks right guys there's no

[01:01:54] way we can smoke this all weekend like and don't say bet yeah yeah because that's a bad thing but

[01:02:02] apparently before their van show that to take them to LAX they had like spent like an hour

[01:02:08] just oxygen and they like fucked up and almost got dropped off at Disney like

[01:02:18] and there's this I've never seen the seeing foes that Austin had taken of them then

[01:02:22] raisin is fucking drug drug like Mexican poncho just looking bewildered and like a fucking

[01:02:29] so sort of kind of like duster hat I don't really have just like the woman's hat from olden times

[01:02:35] okay like when horses were new and uh yeah I'm like how how was that flight to do so bad yeah

[01:02:42] they're like they were so fucking tired you're so fucking high we almost missed the flight

[01:02:47] like right and they're up just amazing fuck up he's reading up

[01:02:54] he's he up oh man and I like and I asked him like how late did you stay up just messing around

[01:03:05] with the NBA Jam sound board he's like basically until it's time to wake you up oh my god

[01:03:10] van all night all night all night all night just boom boom boom go NBA Jam yeah I mean you can get a lot

[01:03:21] of mileage out of a sound board for sure of course you know people prank calling with Arles

[01:03:26] who's your daddy get to the chopper yeah I mean there's some classics out there yeah for sure

[01:03:31] just the fact that some people took it far enough to wear they got the FBI got the really was

[01:03:37] it wasn't just the party van it was a death van yeah in this in this instance yes it was air in

[01:03:42] that hate machine it really kind of was just calling up people and sugar creek yelling at them

[01:03:48] and someone else's voice that's why has a decent print calls again saying yeah it does kind of

[01:03:53] feel like that's that's the move now shock that Jay pegs what's he doing to his hole he used

[01:04:01] heating up that's right is it the ring I'm a single father trying to lose weight with my overweight

[01:04:09] son and you send me go yeah and now the moment you've all been waiting for

[01:04:20] that's right it's shocked on Jay peg time this week folks this one just called whip crack

[01:04:26] or as it's known in other circles cock flop yeah wow real not leaving a lot to

[01:04:32] imagination yeah you probably do like a lot of stuff the back of the archive now of course

[01:04:42] because you know it's not going to show up on the web so yeah yeah it's it's again just like

[01:04:49] meat spin a bit of it is mesmerizing yeah it's it's a hung babe I guess we would say these days

[01:04:57] and trans woman with a legitimate third gender with a massive hog and it is flopping

[01:05:04] cock flop like slapping slapping so reverse cowgirl spider man style yes the the large member

[01:05:13] slapping not only her belly but also his balls yeah it is mesmerizing you're right

[01:05:21] the music isn't coming up which is unfortunate there it is

[01:05:27] yeah that's right oh that's right that's why it's funny huh hero smiths dude looks like it's why it's

[01:05:34] funny huh pretty much they even have some sub-links on that side they're like dubious titties

[01:05:40] so George W Bush era leftism type of thing where it's like who wants to see my tits

[01:05:46] now watch these breasts watch it now watch this ping pong ball dp me once shame on you dp me twice well

[01:05:59] can't be dp the game but yeah dubious I feel like double penetration is just like

[01:06:05] having like the world's was boring collection of books on your coffee table oh wow salver

[01:06:10] d'ardali wow sick man melt clocks wow yeah oh it seems like it seems like too much yeah like oh

[01:06:19] also not enough you wasted money on this somebody wasted money to print this Harry Potter Passover

[01:06:27] yeah well at least Sator would be interesting if you

[01:06:31] Harry Potter I was trying to think like what would be like just like the most like

[01:06:35] not even thinking about jk rolling in her controversies but just be like one of those things

[01:06:40] were like oh there was someone sold their soul to make this bit of merchandise exist

[01:06:46] your helicopter maintenance with bicep your wave on the zen of the zen of helicopter maintenance

[01:06:52] yeah Harry Potter Sator that would be it you know what honestly Farrow is kind of like Voldemort

[01:06:58] if you're

[01:07:02] re another book so that was that was cockflop slash whip crack right it went by two different names

[01:07:10] it went by cockflop.com and then also whipcrack.org because I guess they couldn't get the

[01:07:17] dot com on that one that's just a shame yeah really missed out on a branding opportunity

[01:07:24] it's so weird and I brought this up before with beets bid but it's just so weird that like porn

[01:07:30] involving trans women was like oh this is so transgressive

[01:07:37] and now it's like I don't know it's like the top three categories porn up these days you know

[01:07:42] what I mean like it's just like this is supposed to be shocking okay fucking like yeah obviously

[01:07:48] I mean there's some balance of good taste I suppose sure subjective and maybe a few that are

[01:07:54] a little bit more objective by you know Cecil norms and laws in your jurisdiction but yeah I guess um

[01:08:01] you know 15 years ago it was like you know meet spin and going on live leak and typing in

[01:08:07] you know like skateboard accident you really just want to take the mood down at house party

[01:08:14] okay sure tricking your friends into watching something that they weren't expecting maybe but like

[01:08:22] it's just porn again the shock part of it I think is really just the fact that like

[01:08:27] okay maybe straight man aren't ready for that yet I think the shock is just like the huge hog

[01:08:31] slapping both bodies it was massive you were correct it's I mean boy this is as big as my

[01:08:37] fucking forearm yeah it's going from from good for her thigh nut sack area to her own belly yeah

[01:08:45] we love to see a queen slaying but uh just imagine being your own fatari fantasy hell yeah

[01:08:53] anyway I'm imagining it that's why I got distracted it's time for the breath man Brian

[01:09:00] it's time for your mom's favorite part of the show it's time for the breath man

[01:09:07] it's been a while what you been up to strive in the thrive mm-hmm what about you man would you

[01:09:12] been up to mr. pineapples well before I left town I didn't go to see alkaline trio on my

[01:09:18] anniversary I heard that was a great show oh as an exceptional show a wonderful group called drug

[01:09:23] church opened I heard they are also fantastic uh I did not get to see warriors which is one

[01:09:29] that I did want to go see but I wound up at a katsu place the Japanese katsu place and after I

[01:09:34] told you guys oh you should go the course 17 we did it was a 45 minute wait yeah I should told

[01:09:39] you guys to to leave an hour before that yeah yeah yeah I did find that katsu place is great nice

[01:09:44] little katsu fantastic me'll took a while so we missed warriors so sadly I didn't get to see them

[01:09:49] but drug church was great come us there set and then alkaline trio they put on a phenomenal show

[01:09:55] and what's funny is mat comes out they're about ready to start the show and then something happens

[01:10:00] I still can't figure out what it was but they're all kind of milling around the new drummers like

[01:10:07] looking panicked and helpless and so mat starts like singing a song about like technical problems

[01:10:15] so apparently there was some technical problem and the set couldn't start the way they wanted

[01:10:18] it to and I think they wanted to come out to the the first song of the new album which is hot for

[01:10:24] preacher but instead he was like oh I got requests and somebody yells out my favorite alkaline

[01:10:30] trio song bleeder so they played like half of that song like oh we didn't practice that when we

[01:10:35] don't know how the rest of it goes and so they launched something else other than that

[01:10:38] fucking phenomenal set whatever technical problem it was didn't stop him from performing I

[01:10:44] mean it really did you hear about what I know but I'm thinking of bands I know they've had

[01:10:49] technical problems that's at the pageant yeah specifically alkaline trio might have done it

[01:10:55] with the most professionalism and and yeah was a safe professionalism yeah grace grace

[01:11:03] there's an infamous story of the second time that the white stripes played at the pageant jack

[01:11:08] whites a pillboard was having some literature city issues my friend Brent was apparently front stage

[01:11:18] or front row and the fucking tech was like fucking trying to fix it and figure out jack wise

[01:11:28] apparently losing losing no you can't fix my hell ball yeah you see you're messing up with my

[01:11:36] ball of whiskey here baby oh and uh and apparently Brent set to the tech oh man you're in trouble

[01:11:45] and the tech looks up at Brent as his face is just covered in sweat yeah and he's just like oh I'm

[01:11:52] really sorry right he didn't notice until then the gravity of the man situation yeah imagine

[01:11:59] imagine if your boss was prince with twice the coke and half the talent right I would be scared on my

[01:12:05] fucking mind yeah I mean sweating bullets and yeah Quintran uh miss pussycat open up that show

[01:12:10] that is one show I wish I had gone to because I could have seen the magic those Quintran

[01:12:14] mispussycapping the agent but apparently through the grapevine someone in the Quintran party let's

[01:12:21] slip jack white and uh whoever slurry he was dating at that time she was in cold mountain

[01:12:29] the Renee silwick oh he was still dating Renee's oh yeah yeah like Jude Law he's got to do his forehead

[01:12:37] and his head was great but he was still dating Renee's oh wigger and uh apparently they were

[01:12:44] playing with the nose candy quite a bit before the show globally which uh doesn't surprise me oh wow

[01:12:50] yeah this is the reason they call him jack wine after all I did a couple lines now I'm gonna play

[01:12:55] a couple blues lines for this little son house song yeah yeah the other thing I wanted to bring up

[01:13:03] for the breathment this week two books that I read over my trip one of which that you

[01:13:07] recommended to me actually brought to me that you had talked about on the show before

[01:13:12] than my lovely girlfriend yes let you borrow do you appreciate the the loan because um

[01:13:19] I might have a new favorite other not really but but it's pretty amazing it's

[01:13:24] it's very starting as gentleman by the name of Bentley little by the way and the book is called

[01:13:29] instinct now he wrote this one as philipp eamon uh because this is probably not like his other work

[01:13:36] having read a little bit of the other book that the uh did lend me uh it is very different

[01:13:41] dean koon's murder mystery type of book there's a serial killer he's doing a thing there's a very early

[01:13:47] moment in the book that makes you think okay this girl's brother david is clearly the serial killer

[01:13:54] he's exposing himself to the sister yelling about come to the naked circus right and then there's

[01:14:02] a bit further the book where he's like skinned a jack rabbit and he's and then he's like jacking

[01:14:06] off in the blood like okay this is very clearly the guy you've you've given me all the clues mr

[01:14:12] police man and then page 66 of the book happens I remember that specifically because I had to take

[01:14:18] a picture of it to make myself realize this is real and not something that we had made up collectively

[01:14:23] the girl kathy goes over to her neighbor's house the neighbor is has a son it's in the house where

[01:14:29] a previous murder had happened and she's got the neighbor kid jimmy winner and what's your boy's deal

[01:14:38] there just says my son's hurting and that's when the book turned on a dime for me I was like oh

[01:14:45] okay all right yeah one of the most uncharitable descriptions probably any book that I have read

[01:14:55] in a long time hands down and the book like just like pathag drooling husk of a human literally

[01:15:01] drooling like every other description is that he's got a slack jaw and he's drooling and

[01:15:07] and the plot and the line here you said and it struck out to be too he's an idiot subon and his

[01:15:12] specialty is murder yes spoilers for a 30 year old book this was published in the 90s

[01:15:19] the mentally boy down the street is the serial killer sure okay and when he becomes the

[01:15:28] terminator by the end where he's just like taking down cops it's like that name traps and

[01:15:34] the traps okay I'm not going crazy I have felt like that was left over from some other draft

[01:15:40] right like that had to have been like yeah sure there's and he's like well now that I've made the

[01:15:46] killer to this kid yeah it's fine will yeah yeah an absurd book by an absurd man bitter karella

[01:15:56] a previous guest of the show did say yeah this is like the most normal Bentley little book I was

[01:16:01] like really yeah apparently Bentley little has a bit of a rep as a weirdo and I'm looking forward

[01:16:08] to yeah I think the other book that do let you is called the policy of the policy that's right I

[01:16:14] keep thinking it was the actuary because it was about life insurance but yeah you're right it's

[01:16:17] called policy I heard that's really good I'm looking for the ring that some point yeah and then

[01:16:22] the other book that I read gentleman by the name of Scott Gild this is his debut novel it's called

[01:16:27] plastic and it is a book that is basically if I had to sum it up in a sentence it would be what if

[01:16:33] Barbie had eco terrorists in it so so it is a book about a plastic girl in her plastic world the

[01:16:43] book goes to great lengths to keep referring to like yes these are plastic dolls no real reason

[01:16:49] is ever given for it there's no grand reveal there's like it's just this is where it's set

[01:16:54] it's set in this alternate universe where people are made of plastic I don't understand why

[01:17:00] it's probably a deeper metaphor that I'm just not getting but yeah a woman she's dealing with

[01:17:06] her father who's sick she's dealing with the fact that eco terrorists had now just bombed her

[01:17:12] workplace and then she meets a young man again plastic dolls they they fall in love it's a very

[01:17:19] traditional story except for the fact that every chapter or so it breaks to describe an episode of

[01:17:27] a fictional television series called nuclear family about a family who's living in a post nuclear

[01:17:33] apocalypse it's very strange book is worth reading but it is also just like what is going on it took

[01:17:40] me a while to get into it there's a lot of bits where instead of just describing what's happening

[01:17:44] in a more traditional third person omniscient narrator style Scott Gild decides that rather than

[01:17:51] that he's going to write it like stage directions in a script so this feels to me like he adapted

[01:17:57] a pilot for something into a novel it might not be that but it definitely has that feeling

[01:18:05] because there's even moments where characters will like turn to you the reader and do a monologue

[01:18:11] in italics there's songs and that it's unusual it's a very strange book sounds really interesting

[01:18:17] it sounds like a guy who might have read half of house of leaves is like huh yeah yeah kind of

[01:18:24] thankfully it's not nearly as maddening as house of these but it isn't entertaining read I do recommend

[01:18:29] you read it and if you can find like a preview copy or something like that I would definitely say check

[01:18:34] that out first and if you can get through that then check out the rest of it but boy it took me a minute

[01:18:40] to really sit through it about yourself what's what's up with you why is this really fucking

[01:18:47] hectic can't you not put your soprano having to watch this soprano as much as we had been the past I

[01:18:54] think because we're getting it we're at the point where in the final season where Tony's got the

[01:19:02] coma also you saw the Kevin Fenderty episode yeah that was really interesting I felt like they were

[01:19:08] trying to really save something and kind of didn't yeah I think there's parts of it they're really

[01:19:14] interesting as good as it is I really do feel like there's some stuff missing I do have a trio

[01:19:19] of movies to talk about with you yes first of them is poor things oh yeah did you like poor things

[01:19:28] gosh it was what interesting film what an interesting film so we tried watching it one night

[01:19:35] was right after we cooked dinner and D was tired and she kind of drove off yeah and we dozed off

[01:19:41] right the part where what's this face shows up doing his his weirdest Paul of Tomkins impression

[01:19:48] that's Mark Ruffalo yes Ruffalo yes so many times like I just rather have had my

[01:19:53] back it's really fucking so much

[01:19:59] well where are you you're hoeing yourself out oh that's so worse where's my money

[01:20:06] it's not I love Paul of Tomkins he's I've met him before he's a really great guy probably funny the

[01:20:13] the term king hat forever burned in my head oh man yeah one of the funniest sets of ever seen from

[01:20:21] a guy I don't think sets up like heavy punch lines just really is just the absurdity of life and

[01:20:27] people he's known but yes but Mark Ruffalo doing his Paul of Tomkins I think it's really it's like wow

[01:20:35] this is the most foreign film feeling foreign film far as European films go

[01:20:42] since like I think sea lost children yes and I did have that june feeling of some of the

[01:20:48] backgrounds and some of the big very fun butific distance but that's how far we got the first

[01:20:54] time was like when he makes his appearance he's on the rooftop with Bella oh I could take you to all

[01:20:59] these places and okay show you all kinds of things and the lights that you won't have a sea yeah

[01:21:06] it's mostly going to be my dick though but D was like I'm tired and like I don't we should try

[01:21:11] this other time sure next time we watch it we're both much more awake and I think my I think

[01:21:17] we had lunch so we didn't have a heavy dinner right yes like a late lunch perfect better

[01:21:22] situation for watching a movie I'm already kind of sitting there like at that point the first

[01:21:27] somewhere watching it like oh there's some some implications here in the subtext at like

[01:21:33] oh and you know and you know indeed a couple of times it's being like a little incredulous like really

[01:21:40] like you know like you know that's like like a a child woman kind of rifling poking holes or like wow

[01:21:46] there's you know it's not moral it's not morally right what they're showing you but what they

[01:21:51] are showing you is morally like it's not supposed to be like this is good no this is one of those

[01:21:56] movies I felt like that you show the people the real the sea if whether or not they need to be

[01:22:00] hit with the the fucking no country for old men fucking temple moisturizer sure do you have any

[01:22:07] sense of being literacy right why have I told you yeah I made a child woman yeah and you could

[01:22:15] fucker oh there is that oh yes oh that sounds so good my my nipples are getting so hard

[01:22:22] what if I told you over a sense of period of time she got the sense of agency oh

[01:22:29] dirty don't like that right that's like that's basically the movie yeah like well if I made

[01:22:34] up a fuck toy right but eventually she got wise to your bullshit yeah like oh no the tables

[01:22:41] have turned and they're not good for me no like he right in which which is why I think that that

[01:22:47] character that that Ruffalo plays is such a fucking scumbag and and because even the the other

[01:22:52] researcher guy the godwin who who Bella calls god which is never not funny to the entire movie

[01:22:59] god said yeah exactly and god said all right it's God's money but yeah that one researcher that

[01:23:08] was originally gonna you know he had reservations but the lawyer did not you know so it's kind of like

[01:23:16] I think sneak dissonant lawyers all out of nowhere there's interesting hearts of that movie yeah because

[01:23:21] at the end she does come back home right and god and I forget the name of the same here yeah I don't

[01:23:28] remember the game but they both have kind of realized the shortcomings of who they are what the

[01:23:36] kind of people they were at the beginning of this story sort of even though they made another one

[01:23:40] well they also realized that this is a this is also something bad yeah and they're just trying

[01:23:46] to make it less worse does it doesn't watch them completely in the sense we're kind of like yeah

[01:23:51] we try to get they really workout you know like we just really kind of gave up on this and we feel dumb

[01:23:57] yeah and stupid and I think they get their come up and you know at least through what Bella says

[01:24:03] but Bella is perhaps a better person it really think the whole movie is Bella's movie it's not even

[01:24:09] about Emma Stone just gives an amazing performance it totally makes up for Lala Land yeah even though

[01:24:14] I like Lala and I see what you're saying and and and yeah I made her performances learning the

[01:24:19] walk the delivery of some of those lines I'm going to go punch that baby like that annoys me I'm gonna

[01:24:27] go do something about it yeah the dance sequence I mean there's just so many great moments just

[01:24:33] like a fun weird movie that sometimes makes you feel icky yeah and kind of maybe it's good that makes

[01:24:39] you feel icky well me your ghost lotter mose has a bit of a history of doing the I mean the lobster

[01:24:46] guys the same guys yeah lobster and then he did the favorite there's another Emma Stone vehicle

[01:24:52] there it's yeah that one's great killing the sacred deer that's another movie that makes you

[01:24:58] that movie is a fucking bummer yeah that movie makes you feel all kinds of icky but as a movie

[01:25:03] we're no one wins right and so no one gets to have a good time so like what a career so far and

[01:25:10] that's only like three or four the ones that I remember I'm sure there's others but like that's

[01:25:15] that's the greatest hits for me because I was a great movie I've seen the favorite of her it's good

[01:25:21] yeah I was just like I mean the set design and like the color schemes like just like just a

[01:25:28] heart painterly that's what I kept saying a lot of interesting little details in the sets

[01:25:34] someone probably put like five hours of their finite time in this on this plant

[01:25:39] to do like this one part of the set that you will see in the shop for two seconds right

[01:25:45] you know like but it but it's almost important that it had to be there a movie number two

[01:25:49] oh yeah a dream scenario oh I only got halfway through dream scenario it was one of those things

[01:25:56] it was the same thing like the first time you watch poor things me and my wife sat down to watch it

[01:26:00] and why fell asleep and I'm like well I'm not gonna watch it without her Nicholas Cage is

[01:26:04] one of our favorite guys we like seeing the adaptation style weirdness from him

[01:26:09] damn it I can't and then we never picked it up again what did you think of dream scenario I thought

[01:26:14] it was great let's get some some moments to sag I think the concept they find a couple moments where

[01:26:21] they can't the drum is not so tight on that beat but I think the general concept and Nicholas Cage

[01:26:33] has a really amazing way of portraying that character as someone really pathetic you know he didn't

[01:26:42] ask for this shit yeah I'm thinking about the weatherman yeah the gorge vanski one that he did

[01:26:48] where he's the put upon weatherman and then of course adaptation into the Charlie Kaufman he has a

[01:26:54] a pathos that he can dip into where it's like I didn't know what this kind of I mean it's a horror film

[01:27:00] but obviously the subtext is like this is like fame or going viral the way that he's able to

[01:27:06] like his people start describing their dreams and he starts out being kind of like passive

[01:27:14] and like pathetically unvolved in like these nightmares that people are having to then becoming

[01:27:20] like the antagonists of people's dreams it kind of shifts when he goes to this PR company

[01:27:28] and can't okay or something like that oh because it's filmed in like I can't remember whatever is

[01:27:34] is like not see that's filmed very often because like all these buildings like wow

[01:27:39] would you find on these really beautiful like brulist like administrative buildings like oh can

[01:27:44] of course yeah a lot of really great set location design like a fun movie to look at but he gets

[01:27:53] a drink with this lady that works as PR company which is headed by Michael Sarah who

[01:27:58] um really does a great job at not being very Michael Sarah he okay I mean there's a little bit of

[01:28:05] it in there but he's definitely playing he's not playing uh the same like he's a little bit more assertive

[01:28:11] he's not playing George Michael he's not playing George Michael he's a little he's still pathetic

[01:28:15] but he's a more of seraphethic like a tech guy like my hubris is outpacing my ability but he

[01:28:22] goes this PR place and there's Lee who's part of this PR firm and she's like you know uh

[01:28:29] this isn't might be inappropriate can you know you want to get a drink and he's like yeah and this

[01:28:33] one is very conventionally attractive she's like explaining like yeah I have been having dreams

[01:28:38] about you and it basically is like it's like well what happens in the dreams she's like I really don't

[01:28:45] mean he's like come on what what happens we fuck okay and she describes and you see like a very

[01:28:53] I hate to say it's kind of a hot rape scenario oh boy oh I could see like yeah just somebody being

[01:28:58] into it yes you're being into it yes this is like a role play thing this is not like

[01:29:04] not the actual thing but like a wink not simulation of the thing yes you know put the ball gag in

[01:29:09] wink nod you're going to hate this so much yeah yeah yeah definitely playing with the powering off your

[01:29:15] phone oh no try to go away now you dirty slut right so she can fight him back no there's a

[01:29:27] apartment to her apartment I should say and she tries to replay the scenario from her dreams

[01:29:35] and Nicholas cages characters so pathetic that I don't even want to uh necessarily spoil it

[01:29:42] but then it's when he starts becoming antagonistic in people's dreams okay that's the turning point

[01:29:48] of the movie his temperament his patheticness he's a ghost from being like this passive

[01:29:54] uninvolved individual to now like I'm not saying he's a college professor yeah excuse me he's a

[01:29:59] college professor and now people don't even want to show up to his class anymore he gets fired by

[01:30:05] Deory Cox's manager you don't want you don't want to see will you see the future the g-hud that

[01:30:15] are going to be perpetrated in your name yes sorry I mean it gets fired by Tim Meadows who plays a

[01:30:23] really great straight man oh yeah in all this absurdity and uh yeah like it kind of falls apart

[01:30:29] near the third act but it's like that and someone who who found himself for a short period time

[01:30:34] during first and becoming something of a unwilling public figure I kind of understand like some of

[01:30:42] the whole like yeah you weren't of not trying to be famous or trying to be noble and then people

[01:30:47] assuming the worst about you and wanting to look at everything you do in bad faith and have no

[01:30:54] empathy towards you because there's a point where his character gets very defensive and it's kind of

[01:30:59] in a selfish way and he makes like this video goes on air and it's really self-serving but it's like

[01:31:05] well you kind of have no point but to be selfishly self defensive right when you start going

[01:31:14] through stuff like that in that position there's people out there that still think I'm a fucking

[01:31:18] like police informant like I'm not bad jacket you know what I hate what drama fake friend drama

[01:31:24] fake friends that's goddamn right so the third movie right when you're in movie yes and perhaps

[01:31:31] the most sobering okay the zone of interest this is on my wish list baby I want to see this one so bad

[01:31:39] wow I do not know if it is good movie as people say it is really but man is a fucking bummer

[01:31:48] yeah it is the banality of evil yeah writ large I think it really absolutely fucking kicks life

[01:31:55] is beautiful in the goddamn bitch yeah this is you're saying yeah you're saying like a fuck

[01:32:02] fuck that guy well you know what the only person who's ever who ever got me to watch that movie

[01:32:09] was a Republican high school social studies teacher at war fucking bow tie so you show it during class

[01:32:14] he showed it during class yeah you just watch it yeah the World War II program no one should be

[01:32:19] subject to that movie without their consent and that's my thought you know that movie itself is a

[01:32:25] is a hate crime I don't know about that but oh no we've got to win the tank he was trying to do

[01:32:34] the the clown who cried on his own you know what I mean like he was trying to do I just I think

[01:32:39] it is one of those things where you're trying to be like the the beauty of the human spirit but then

[01:32:43] you're trivializing the genocide of a people looking back on and it was not great but it was

[01:32:49] coming on the heels of shinler's list and it's like well at least this one juice had fun during

[01:32:53] the Holocaust all right it's like what they what they made little shadow puppets out of their feces

[01:32:59] and they said oh it's not so bad oh there's the genocide is terrible yet there's so much of it

[01:33:05] oh I enjoyed it when I was younger but again I was younger and probably a little less media

[01:33:12] literate and so if I've watched it now I'd probably like wow this is a saccharin piece of shit

[01:33:17] but I've ever even been like 14 or 15 yeah watching it in social size class and American history

[01:33:25] class or some shit and uh this being like huh seems weird like I don't I don't have like strange

[01:33:30] choice I don't have like the full language to explain the feelings that I have I feel like I'm

[01:33:36] seeing some bullshit zone of interest however is a very dry documentarian type movie lots of natural

[01:33:44] and practical light not a lot camera movement I think everything's pretty much on a tripod very

[01:33:49] minimal movement um even some shots some frames are reused for different moments in the story

[01:33:58] so there's certain moments like in front of the house yeah going out towards Auschwitz that same

[01:34:04] angle is used for like three would supposed to be three different points in time um which is

[01:34:08] interesting it kind of makes me feel like I'm playing an old horror game on the PlayStation

[01:34:12] but it focuses on the the guy who was like the caretaker as it were you had a administrator of

[01:34:20] Auschwitz and um his family you don't see Auschwitz you see in the background you don't see any of the

[01:34:26] horrors they're going on but you hear them yeah and you you see the smoke stacks and there's some

[01:34:33] evidence of things that imply the horrors they're going on just on the other side of this wall

[01:34:40] and the families living like a really kind of benign

[01:34:44] walk vulcish life yeah and again it's the banality of people and I think one of the things is kind of

[01:34:50] think so striking at one point the wife's mom comes to visit and the whole entire time she's there

[01:34:59] she's like oh you know you got to do what you got to do you got to make the other home line pure

[01:35:04] but as she goes but very early on like she goes out into the garden with her daughter

[01:35:09] and um the entire time of dollars I think I'm like oh you know it took it took a year and a half

[01:35:16] for this garden the really like bloom in and talking about oh this stuff came from here

[01:35:20] and the whole entire time the mom is like jumping stuff because there's like gunshots and yelling

[01:35:24] coming over the fence and eventually there's a scene where she's trying to sleep but she can't

[01:35:31] because the flames from the crematorium are so bright that it's like keeping her awake

[01:35:38] and uh into you know to her her daughter's family this is so normally normalized they're sleeping

[01:35:46] through it yeah it doesn't really phase them and Hans I think his name's Hans Hans in this family

[01:35:51] we're all fucking carcaring Nazis the the I mean the banality evil is such a tri-thing to say but

[01:35:57] like this we all have this in us yes we all have this rather not it's fucking genocide or sports team

[01:36:03] we all have this fucking evil inside of us yeah it doesn't matter if it is you know you're

[01:36:09] fucking how you feel about immigrants or how you feel about you know fucking arena football teams

[01:36:16] yeah we all have the ability to be that insipid that evil and that cruel maybe it's no mistake that

[01:36:22] I mean he referenced his own Jewish heritage in the Oscar speech and saying that we can't turn a

[01:36:31] blind eye to Gaza like he's it's not even subtext at that point you know Jesus Christ my

[01:36:37] archives looking pretty good you know she's well thing is you're not wrong that's that's we have

[01:36:43] doomed ourselves to repeat tragedies that we've we said that will never never again never again but I

[01:36:53] mean that's not to go on a tangent but one of the things having had friends with the group Jewish

[01:37:00] grew up in orthodox families had family members that were very hardcore Zionists and things like

[01:37:06] that is that like one the weirdest things about the Israeli mindset is that like the Zionists

[01:37:14] like the the pioneers of stuff and even like the ones like they're still there now some of them

[01:37:20] have a very low opinion of Jews who survived the Holocaust right oh you didn't stick up for

[01:37:26] yourselves are like well what would you do to deserve that and yet the Zionists use the Holocaust

[01:37:35] as an excuse to commit genocide against a people that they've kept in open air prison for

[01:37:44] the better part of a century yeah it's madness and when people came after Jonathan Glazer the

[01:37:50] director of the film for his remarks at at the Oscars but honestly if nowhere else where are you

[01:37:56] gonna say that that someone's gonna listen to you I mean you know how badly they bootfuck a Michael

[01:38:02] Moore exactly and do a spin and he was right he was right and Jonathan Glazer's right you know

[01:38:09] I mean like it's the same it's the same thing and and we're just we're living through it again we're

[01:38:15] back here we are again yeah like like there that there aren't dozens of haunts is no and his family

[01:38:23] right now in you know Tel Aviv right that there aren't there's several you know million in the

[01:38:29] United States right now there isn't a fucking Klaus Barbie right now in a fucking northern Gaza

[01:38:36] going through family photos and underwear and we know there are because they love the post

[01:38:44] they can't stop posting their genocide the horrors of world war two right in front of us in real time

[01:38:50] and yet somehow we're doing less than our grandparents generation did I'm in no hurry to say like

[01:38:58] you know let's let's go to war or anything but like shit's bad yeah I didn't mean to like take

[01:39:03] this and like no in context zone of interest and the Gaza conflict they're happening at the same time

[01:39:10] right and and there's a reason that Glazer chose the things he chose to say at the Oscars about

[01:39:16] the film that he made I think way he said was truthful is very brave and yet the world has not

[01:39:22] spared one moment trying to put that guy underneath the fucking Israeli bulldozer no fucking people

[01:39:28] on Fox News shirt certainly had a lot of opinions suddenly about Jonathan Glazer movies well I'm

[01:39:33] very looking forward seeing is that interest from what I understand is a stunning piece of work

[01:39:39] I think that's the first I don't know if it's I think it's those things that got a little too

[01:39:43] overhyped for its own good but I mean that happens around Oscar season that's sure but I still

[01:39:48] think it's a very solid movie as a movie that will fucking stick with you there's definitely some

[01:39:53] imagery and some some exchanges in that movie that will haunt me for a very very long time because

[01:40:00] I felt that same way about parasite I didn't see parasite until after it won an academy award oh

[01:40:05] I saw in theaters yeah see I was not hit like that oh I was like oh I have to see this it's uh

[01:40:11] because he had you seen the wailing had you seen his other I hadn't I think I'd seen the wailing

[01:40:17] I know I'd seen the host the host was great I had seen that I had seen at least one other one of his

[01:40:23] films I can't remember all so my cursor so piercer yeah yeah which is still great that

[01:40:27] that is I love that movie surprisingly old classic in my mind same with parasite but like

[01:40:33] I didn't know anything you know like I'd seen maybe one of his movies I'd seen the host and I was

[01:40:38] like oh is this like a creature feature is he doing another one yeah because I mean some guys they

[01:40:44] they pick a genre and they stick with it so people do creature features and that's fine and then

[01:40:48] I read all the stuff about oh oh it's about that's not yeah the the feeders and the eaters okay

[01:40:57] all right in a parasite I mean it's about how we were parasites of off each other yeah even from

[01:41:06] different social class different strata um it's also there's a metaphor colonialism in there oh

[01:41:12] yeah that I haven't extrapolated too much in my own but my my brother is a big fan of that theory

[01:41:17] no it makes sense to the whole uh the old basement to like I yeah that there's also going to say

[01:41:22] also like the sons yeah thing with like cowboys and indians but the part that movie that really

[01:41:28] sticks with me is is at the birthday party yes where the father is being told by his boss like you know

[01:41:35] just fucking do it I'm paying you the baby I don't care if you all want to do it you find

[01:41:40] it sillier the basing like I am paying you and I've worked for so many fucking mother fuckers

[01:41:45] that was their only argument for something stupid right yeah the one that sticks with me is that

[01:41:50] in the car ride mr park his family has had their entire life destroyed by this like flash flood

[01:41:56] because of the rain and the the rich wife in the back is saying oh the rain has just made it so

[01:42:01] beautiful around here and his face the mask is slipping he's not he's not having it and he's trying

[01:42:08] not to fuck this up because this is a cherry job but he's it but it's like are you fucking kidding me

[01:42:15] my house is flooded what the fuck do you mean the rain was so good for us who do you mean by us

[01:42:20] you know like there's this and it's all acting but none of its dialogue all you hear is her conversation

[01:42:26] one half the conversation on the cell phone but it's all in his face he's been he was in the host too

[01:42:31] he was yeah he's been a lot great everything is any fucking killed it anyway uh

[01:42:36] and pretty much everyone who's in in that movie if you go and check out like their IMDb

[01:42:41] even the stuff that never left Korea yeah all of it's pretty fucking solid isn't he also in the

[01:42:47] wailing the the dad are my thinking memories of a murder i mean the wailing was fucking amazing but

[01:42:52] that is yeah i was i was wrong i was thinking about the wailing but its memories of memories of a murder

[01:42:58] okay because like the wailing is very good but i'm like the that's not bangjonghoo the uh the lead

[01:43:04] the father in that movie quok done one yes quok do one it's very good playing a similar kind of

[01:43:10] foolish man yes i think maybe that's an arc type oh yeah like that that type of like

[01:43:17] bubbling shit head father he's been a bit of typecast yeah yeah yeah and that's fine i mean

[01:43:23] if you do it well you do it well sure people like Nicholas Cage in Dream scenario he's played

[01:43:29] that character before of this kind of weird repressed guy who's in over his head like in adaptation

[01:43:35] or any other non like action movie that's the closest cage is that he's been in so many fucking

[01:43:40] movies i can't remember them all but there's some stuff that he does

[01:43:45] I know why this conversation have you thinking of shankeying if he were black and Chinese

[01:43:55] well that's an image that's gonna that's gonna image this is gonna stay with me for a while

[01:44:00] on that note i think it's about time to wrap up the show don't you Brian

[01:44:04] before we get before we get more brain damage than we already are yeah we should send

[01:44:09] song shankeying's photo to that guy who does that and be like hey i'm about this guy

[01:44:16] didn't he just recently uh you can heard that it's a long start grifting and then got disinvired

[01:44:22] from um like one of the traditional like Ramadan iftar they said you can't come to iftar

[01:44:29] ah ah ah Martin Luther cream

[01:44:35] oh no of the weirdest fucking thing he still follows me on twitter that's amazing and i have

[01:44:40] just right i said i have like gone small tangents right shankeying's bullshit he's like

[01:44:47] it will always end the tangent with like i can't believe this motherfucker still follows me

[01:44:51] and nothing he's still okay but i'll ever want like soft block because the cred you know it's like

[01:44:56] i have a shit posting account that i don't ever use right i'll never get rid of it because tree

[01:45:00] bro follows it exactly well that about does with the program my name is chase and this is

[01:45:05] Brian Brian work and they find you on the old internet gosh otoboki beaver and the blonde red

[01:45:11] head pieces are finally up on the arts austiel i think uh the blonde red head piece is pretty good

[01:45:17] i think the otoboki beaver piece might broke my brain a little bit because i just realized like oh

[01:45:21] with like long covid and all the shit gone my life i don't really have the spoons to write a good pace

[01:45:28] and i think there was a lot of stuff in the otoboki beaver piece that um i didn't really get to

[01:45:34] extrapolate as much as i wanted to and i feel like i kind of left some uh some hanging thoughts

[01:45:41] i don't know did you read i did yeah what did you think enjoyed it yeah you want you want to say

[01:45:47] just my ass some more sure i think there was a couple of lines especially when i were talking about

[01:45:53] the the guys the guys in saint louis who went on to to work for defense contractors oh yeah i

[01:46:01] was like a little specific but yeah there's a couple guys like well i think the line might have been

[01:46:05] because i was talking about the local opener breeze queen who i commented you know 10 years ago

[01:46:10] there would have been a dozen bands knowing knowing the fuck out the promoter that tried

[01:46:13] on the show but those guys either decide to take up drinking stag is a full-time job or they

[01:46:19] graduated from wash you and decided to get and got their dream job at a defense contractor come

[01:46:26] on how do you how can you not see that that's a good line so yeah the the piece is great don't

[01:46:30] discount yourself honestly with that lineup that you described peres are queens the only sane choice

[01:46:36] to make i mean 10 years ago you could have like the brain stems or well my currently with current

[01:46:42] i mean currently yeah that's that's it with talent pool you have a bill i mean there's i mean i've

[01:46:47] been told that there are bands of play dumb our hall and the pageant and other rooms that have

[01:46:53] asked promoters for local openers and there's this fucking no one because it's just rich kids that want

[01:47:00] lot more sets at single yeah those that's up over at the arts stl the last good

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[01:47:34] getting a lot really great press with her new record weird faith um she's got a great little show

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[01:47:44] you're not your kind music um i think i saw a previous episode like this is a shit that's

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