Episode 85 : The Sons of the Hogs You Could Not Crank

[00:00:00] But we all get frustrated in life and most of us I think probably get pretty frustrated at our jobs. Some, if you're lucky it's not too often a little bit better than others.

[00:00:09] I guess I had a moment where I was not hiding my disgust with some things very well on my face and a co-worker was walking by and things like, yeah and you look like you need a vacation.

[00:00:22] I was like man I feel like I need to dip out for like a week. Dude that'd be the fucking deal man just like living on the island. You know you get up in the morning, you know you go out on a boat swimming to the ocean.

[00:00:35] You cast a net and you get some fish, go back that's early morning. Sun's starting to hit the water, the fish are getting a little scared. Maybe I go find a gourd that I've stored in the bush that's got my

[00:00:55] a special fermented drink made of honey and fruit nectar. You know it's like a little twist on that and maybe I go over to a Cove, a little bit of shade that's where the fish are now

[00:01:10] and I've got like a little spear I just like, yeah let's get a couple of them other fuckers. You know just like just crack them open just eating fish raw like you know fucking like like God wants you to.

[00:01:21] Then maybe you know I go in my rucksack you know okay I've got the food, isn't that pale or some shit and again I'm like a banyan tree and I go through my rucksack and I have my lunch you know

[00:01:34] some cherry tomatoes, some low-sodium beef jerky you know the good shit and I take a little siesta and then Sun's starting to come down I'm down at the beach and I'm digging a fire pit

[00:01:49] my wife and child come down to meet me and my wife she's a native woman. I can't understand a word she says but you know it's sometimes you feel like that's for the best

[00:01:58] and my son you know it obviously mine not the milk man's for sure but you know he has these same beautiful striking eyes as my paramour. We were cooking dinner and we're just like listen

[00:02:11] to I don't know like Rush or something unlike the the waterproof boat speaker and I'm just you know packing on one here and you know life's pretty fucking sweet you know.

[00:02:23] Yeah I was on watching the sun even with the horizon and I'm starting to think you know it's not too many more summers for my son can join me on the boat and go to the cove

[00:02:34] and then you can understand this life and what it brings and maybe he can find a woman and we can perpetuate this lifestyle and then I think that wow it's probably not too many summers

[00:02:45] past that that he'd be old enough that I can I can trust him with the wireless Bose Bluetooth speaker. I can also you know tell him about the time that Drew Toothpaste did Transarration. Woo oh, woo oh. Brow. Brow, 48 minutes of dog barking. 48 minutes of dog barking.

[00:03:34] Our very own Norm MacDawns everybody. Oh Brian Yeah, man. What's going on with you? What a fucking welcome the 28 minutes of dogs barking over 28 minutes now 2048 minutes Yeah, I'm fucking tired Life is beating me in the ass like I'm a fucking step kid that burnt dinner

[00:03:57] Yeah, 40 minutes dogs barking my name is Jason. This is Brian the sons of the hogs. You could not crank exactly right that's Oh Boy well, we have an interesting show for you today

[00:04:08] I know some of you have been with us for a while and you've heard us talk about Dracula flow plum corp records, etc gentlemen who plays Dracula in that is a an actor goes by the name of John Walker and

[00:04:22] Australian people on the internet were surprised to discover that Well, he was on the news This is a TikTok from the comedy group churdlies by the way He was not actually on the news, but the clip is pretty wild as Kelsey touchdown in Sydney this morning

[00:04:39] I've always loved her but now I consider myself a diehard safety Travis Kelsey is the luckiest man on earth He gets to hit that every night. She's a billionaire Taylor Swift ain't no two nickel

[00:04:52] Taylor and Travis taking time out to be tourists Travis Kelsey is hitting it like this every night And that ball boys lucky. Oh, yeah It's it's short and sweet I hope there's not a lot of those because I hate to see it

[00:05:11] Get run to the ground like the fucker in the pussy There's definitely a limit on how much I can stand of that sort of thing But this was very well edited

[00:05:20] They even included ducking the sound in and like all these little tricks that TV news teaches you and yeah Whoever put that together is I think that's churdly was the tiktok account

[00:05:31] Some skilled fans fantastic. Yeah, it's just have you been keeping up with the boys over a plum corp? Plum corp is going through some shit. Yeah. Yeah, the Randall Times was on a podcast asking what sexual position is right for CEOs To a guy named dr. Shit so

[00:05:51] They got a new they signed somebody new big shooter a Big sure with the monkey nuts He kills first he's been prison how many times seven time I can't remember it's like four It's like yeah, I see an exaggerated number, but it's like four hundred twenty-eight

[00:06:09] You know this is real murder music. I think it's not Randall Times Explains it there's a insane mythology that they're building I don't have the time to keep up with it

[00:06:21] But once well a new video will show up and like my recommended for you and I'll I'll try to watch it and God damn it right dense for interesting mythology they're branding through or whining through a

[00:06:38] YouTube page that also has things are just like it looks like a guy. They found working at a car wash doing like Perk City like Yeah, well Perk City, that's a great swimmer big swimmer big shooter And then Randall Times himself how to live like a CEO

[00:06:59] Go down to the first thing I go to the group. I go to the gas station, right? So I guess some backwoods And I get some scratchers Yeah, if you've not tuned into this before I highly recommend plum corp records all caps plum with two Ems

[00:07:15] They will make you go insane. I think is part of it is like you start watching them and then your vocabulary changes because Even just Dracula flow, which is always a good entry point is just forgot. I'm him right her ass was moving in an egregious angle

[00:07:35] Yeah, that guy though John Walker Wow I'm keeping an eye out for him because he's just I love him so much They could have hired him because he's an actor. Yeah and replaced unknown hints him with him Versus I can't remember what they actually did Tracy

[00:07:52] Why am I Tracy Morgan Tracy Morgan there we go please Tracy Jordan on a different show that always screws me up Yeah, Tracy Morgan. I watched a couple of those episodes are fine. It's alright. Yeah, it's just a real shame unknown

[00:08:03] Henson you did a really great job is as a fake redneck squid But perhaps you were flying too close to the Sun And being too much like the character who were portraying. Yeah, something tells me Well, it's been a good week for shitheads and liars Brian Hell, yeah

[00:08:18] Some of you may know courtesy of the H bomber guy about a gentleman named James Summerton To summarize H bomber guys four-hour video. There was this guy He liked to wear turtlenecks He was big into Doing analysis on queer media and that was his whole bag

[00:08:37] But then somebody went through and said wait a minute This isn't your words. This is lifted from an essay here and an essay there And and they went through and they found just tons of instances of plagiarism

[00:08:49] So he did the responsible thing and did a half-s apology nuked everything and went offline for a while Well, the other day he appeared again Thankfully sans turtleneck doing another video apology this one. They're referring to as apology 2.0

[00:09:05] janitor Jackie on Twitter here saying so in summary in his new video James Summerton blames his nonstop plagiarism on Being poor rushing Co-writer Nick being cis male and white trying to represent everyone a brain injury ADHD his mother's death his mother's insurance company That's right folks

[00:09:34] Now if all of those things sound like things you shouldn't be blaming for your plagiarism my small little pecker Which I got stuck in between the slats of a fucking porch chair Bobby Why can't I say that word?

[00:09:59] Yeah, it's just what it's gasline it's look what you made me do yeah shit Yes, here's a clip and here's something I'm sure a lot of people will call a bullshit excuse. I Have memory issues

[00:10:15] Because of a head injury from when I was a child they're actually getting worse I've talked about it on streams and in videos. Yes, it is real But some people will call it a bullshit excuse anyway pathologizing. Yeah, the behavior is why I got an issue with okay

[00:10:31] Because you know what I have a DD mm-hmm I got anxiety like a medical diagnosis for both those things. Yeah, and yes that makes things tough for me mm-hmm But like when I like

[00:10:45] Fuck up or I make a mistake and negatively affects someone else or makes me look bad like I Kind of still have to own it. Yeah, I can be like, hey

[00:10:54] I'm sorry, you know, I have these things going on or whatever but like I still gotta own it Right. Yeah, I'm saying maybe don't hit me so hard for sure sure

[00:11:03] But like I fucked up right like I made a mistake and it sounds like he's really just trying the skirt responsibility He's small being ooo-ing. Please don't you know, please don't be mad at me. I got a boy in enjoy Holy kid took my souvenir

[00:11:23] Cardinals baseball bag cracked me on the back of the head because I said his dog was a Yeah Is a golden retriever but I'm principle thing principle the thing principle thing shut the fuck up man

[00:11:36] Yeah, and I have a sliver a sliver empathy like the thinnest piece of Gabba ghoul to a degree Yes being a content creator is a fucking grueling and very much like a thankless job

[00:11:50] Pretty much every person no matter their niche that's like on YouTube social media or whatever Doesn't matter if they are Doing content like this if they are doing stuff about video games or they're doing shit about

[00:12:03] Photography or art analysis or film the amount of time it takes to go into Even if you're just like doing the walking and talking kind of sort of sell. Oh, yeah The goes into like a 10 or 15 minute video That's like fucking can be still like tens of hours

[00:12:20] Mm-hmm. It's not fucking easy and it takes and also you have to expertise the do stuff Right to learn how to edit, you know How if you're using cameras like how the best get your captures and all that the fucking flogs and all that shit I'm white balancing

[00:12:36] Fucking on and on and so yeah if he unintentionally did a little bit of Lowercase peep majorism. I think most people could probably give But this motherfucker a fucking British man in a burnt shirt Spent like a good 30 minutes fucking roasting that dude's nuts over over a fire

[00:13:03] The grill was a fucking shopping cart stolen from a fucking CVS And he deserved it one video a section of one video 10 minutes here there okay credit your sources Don't do it again. Yeah, but a history which is what they there's two different guys

[00:13:25] It's chronic. Yeah, there's two different guys Todd in the shadows and H-POP a guy both Went down the line and we're like this is stolen from here This is stolen from here at least site

[00:13:37] They cited their sources and they showed their work once you get to that point and that's what you're doing This is no longer. Oh, I have a brain injury. It is like I don't fucking care

[00:13:46] I'm doing whatever like you're getting a sweet patreon money. Yeah, how much was his patreon making? I don't remember but I know it was five figs at least a month. Yeah, Jesus Christ ridiculous The fuck that up fucking up a job in the New York Times also

[00:14:03] Very easy to do somehow this according to I can't get over this article Adam Rubenstein writing in the Atlantic I was a heretic at the New York Times. Have you read this article Brian? I have not well

[00:14:15] The lead is really the only thing that's important in it because it shows this weird depth of like utter Weirdness that New York media people are but it opens with on one of my first days at the New York Times

[00:14:28] I went to an orientation with more than a dozen other new hires We had to do an icebreaker pick a pink starburst out of a jar and then answer a question My starburst was pink

[00:14:39] I believe and so I had to answer the pink prompt which had me respond with my favorite sandwich Russ and daughter super heaps to came to mind, but I figured mentioning a $19 sandwich wasn't a great way to win new friends

[00:14:52] So I blurted out the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A and considered the ice broken the HR representative leading the orientation Chided me. We don't do that here. They hate gay people People started snapping their fingers in acclamation

[00:15:07] I hadn't been thinking about the fact that Chick-fil-A was transgressive in liberal circles for its chairman's opposition to gay marriage Not the politics the chicken I quickly said, but it was too late. I sat down ashamed Yeah, you know what I'm

[00:15:26] The spicy chicken sandwich Chick-fil-A is kind of objectively delicious that yeah I believe that is the crux of people's frustration with the bigoted ways of Correct. Yes, is that like it's it's kind of fucking delicious, but it is food that

[00:15:42] Is in shrouded in a film of bigotry and hatred? Yeah It's a it's a miasma of Filth that kind of comes with it on your soul not on the sandwich itself And so it's kind of a is this worth it is a very long article

[00:15:55] But essentially Adam Rubinstein was the rare conservative writing for the York Times opinion page and It was this it's really very long article

[00:16:05] It does go I think the chicken sandwich thing is kind of a what people have latched on to because that's what you can read for free First of all you work up the New York Times Okay, and you think well a

[00:16:18] $19 chicken sandwiches in the way to ingratiate myself to these people Well, you done thought wrong because that's probably their favorite sandwich, too They work for the fucking New York Times. What do you mean? These are not lunch pail people

[00:16:31] Yeah, stuffy motherfuckers have bidets in their apartments. I'm sure they probably have bidets in the Days in the fucking lunch room. That's what I'm saying. I can wash your ass before you eat lunch

[00:16:43] Yeah, man, that's let's live like a goddamn king. So the rest the article is about him Fighting with Tom Cotton. That was a whole thing. But yeah, yeah, you're just kind of scrolling through this as soon as

[00:16:55] So far. I'm not seeing anything that really lives up to the that intro No, it really isn't I was really figuring like Monday is we're gonna return to his desk and there was like a Spicy chicken sandwich in news or something covered in blood or something

[00:17:09] The chicken sandwich story was just like oh, I said a big bad oopsie with the liberals Yeah, like fuck you dude It's just stupidest story and it was in this whole thing centers around the Tom Cotton wrote an op-ed that Adam and his

[00:17:26] colleague signed off on that was really not great That was it and so like oh, I think I vaguely remember this piece. Yeah a lot of staffers objected to it But it didn't say anything Adam and his cohort were like yeah, no, this is important

[00:17:41] I don't need to come out and it's just daily mail has their take on it a former New York Times writer said he was cast out and Chastised for naming a chicken a chick-fil-a sandwich is the latest example of the woke attitude from the New York Times

[00:17:55] Yeah, you know in the article they include a helpful photo of this said sandwich cuz you know yeah That's all they talk about in this daily mail piece was the fucking chicken sandwich So like it made news for the dumbest reason

[00:18:08] I you know it's fine cuz the New York Times has probably been the biggest proponent of you know manufacturing consent Mm-hmm on the Israel Israeli Gaza conflict or really massacre genocide. Mm-hmm

[00:18:21] And so I hear something you know the walk New York Times like I work with a guy Yeah, Mark Levin would call it the New York Slimes New York slot mr. Producer Mr. Producer I work with a guy who was like Telling me that the DNC

[00:18:41] They're going to replace Biden with Michelle or Michael Obama Of course at the last minute and I'm like all right dude Yeah, and then there's also this same guy called the New York Times a far left publication My dude

[00:18:58] Like damn man like what is it like living inside like you know a Toby Keith simulation or something? Yeah, he's got the Apple Vision Pro on and it's just everybody has Toby's face and the fucking AI enhanced skull in his lip

[00:19:17] Everywhere he goes. I love this bar. Yeah, it's just not great. Oh, we got next chief next week on a photo news week I saw that this was some News week had to fact check this I saw this I was going through news stuff

[00:19:31] And I go to the fact check section because sometimes you find interesting fact checks And I sure as hell found one news week fact check photo of Donald Trump and Joe Biden's smoking weed is bogus

[00:19:42] Tom Norden took time out of his busy day to tell us that this photo Yes Joe Biden and Donald Trump holding up some dank buds With giant bags of it behind them

[00:19:55] Donald's got a bit of a spliff there a haze of smoke in front of them that that was bogus That is Instagram creator man meets machine by the way He has a he has a way with AI prompts that

[00:20:07] He gets pretty believable here's another one in the back of the They look like they're on the on their way to see Swedish house mafia Hell, yeah, I can back of the limo got the fucking Gallon bag of the bag of dang its bids

[00:20:26] Mm-hmm. Can't be smoking too good like that. No, that's true I can pass out that's true by 10 right Trump fucking Some fucking big clouds they're fucking Doing roof hits in the back of this limo. Yeah, boy my dad could smoke tell me how to roll my first J

[00:20:45] He could get seven hits out one bowl Just the cloud above them their hot box in the limo. That's not damn Smelling like a high school bathroom. Oh hell. Yeah, why can't this be? Yeah, I was saying something like this were like man. This would heal the world

[00:21:05] My smoke's too good Joe my smoke's too good my bitch too bad money too long You've got to stop Donald they'll kill you I don't care Fake news I'll make that my phone background. It's just it goes hard. That's just it's fucking amazing

[00:21:25] Beautiful upcoming guest ktor Jensen. He'll be here next week Posted this in case you missed it the CEO of tumblr wrote the funniest tweet of all time and then immediately Deleted it this from Matt Mullenweg at photo mat

[00:21:42] When will you be honest with your followers that the repeat adult content violations were not pictures like this But likely one of your other accounts in Prince's actual names Irish big cock girl burger foot job furry four barps Breadstretch breadstretch on yeah come burp Dog girl ball sack

[00:22:08] home clean Big Titty cock GF Big cut Titty GF girl Tate Musk mummy girl ball sack shower sharts Savio sexual breeder cat girl hairball Cat girl condom Cat girl cum suck Cat girl ball sack Come Spangler

[00:22:45] These all sound like noise bands. I think I was saying that like man, I really want to be in a band called cat girl cum What what is what who's even responding to it? We don't know amazing

[00:23:02] Immediately photo mat then blocked him dude. I said you wrote the funniest tweet of all time come on at in 64 responded Reading this in politician trying to copy Obama cadence I'll be clear cat girl cum sock Foot job Hung queen cum Spangler big Titty cock

[00:23:25] I like that the user in question by the way did both big Titty cock GF and big cock Titty GF Covering all your bases

[00:23:34] Obviously just making sure you got all the URLs. You got to get them all. All right, Brian. It's time for crypto scam of the week You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast And now it's time for the crypto scam of the week

[00:23:48] Oh, yeah, baby a bit of a two-fer. It's a bit of a two-fer only because they're related In that their impersonation scams that led to the crypto scam happening

[00:23:58] So the first one I saw reported was a friend star Matthew Perry his Twitter account was hacked by crypto scammers Hi, I'm coming back from the grave. Right. I don't want to live. I just want sex The fake tweets were donate your crypto to the Matthew Perry Foundation

[00:24:19] It said here is here's our different crypto addresses deeply grateful for your generosity any Contribution is appreciated the Matthew Perry Foundation now Matthew Perry Foundation is a real thing Matthew Perry Foundation org in these wallet addresses obviously not actually associated with the foundation Danny on PC bruh

[00:24:38] Scammers hacked Matthew Perry and are begging for crypto Bitcoin DT and Solana a day before this the account belonging to Bitcoin hoarding software firm Micro strategy was also hacked the attackers reportedly promoted a fake airdrop To micro strategy followers that offered official Ethereum based tokens

[00:25:02] According to Zach XBT the scam Stole $440,000 worth of crypto Amazing just that one this here is crypto slate Peck shield the Bitcoin security chain Warned that the offending posts contained a phishing link that redirected to a copycat website

[00:25:21] Micro strategy deleted the post but they have not said a word about it as of yet Scam sniffer reported that most funds might have been stolen from one victim 440,000 worth of funds from One victim due to an unsigned batch signature which gave multiple token approvals

[00:25:40] To the attacker ether scan data shows the attacker has already begun moving the funds Leaving at 62.9 Ethereum in the exploiters address as of press time. That's about 195,000 dollars You know this kind of thing is trending it's gonna keep happening. It's really fucked up that

[00:26:00] They're impersonating dead people. It's one thing to fuck with Elon Musk or our Kardashian or someone who plays for the Calgary Flames Right someone who's I don't know alive and not a Universally beloved figure It's kind of grim that that's where we're at couldn't have picked anybody else

[00:26:21] And specifically saying all the funds are gonna go to this foundation I'm just thinking how funny it would be to Hacken the Lizzo's Twitter account and be like I'm raising money to abuse my employees again Well, you might not be discovered for a while I guess yeah

[00:26:45] Wow, it's this is exactly the same as the real tweet that she's made kind of Yeah, but yeah scam sniffer did a whole piece 300 million Dollars last year was all these fishing scams just fishing scams not rug pulls not anything else

[00:27:02] Strictly limited to fishing scams according to this article 300 million from 320,000 investors just last year. I'm not good at math, but it looks Seems bad. Yeah, that's a lot of money. That's like six Del Mar loop trolleys

[00:27:21] I like how you know what yeah and every one of these cryptos like it's like that Miroi The the hard 40,000 miles away from earth being described as as big as like eight washing machines We're good at a measure. Yeah, okay interesting. All right, someone commenting there Robert sassow

[00:27:42] The sad reality of crypto it's so easy to scam people and still their tokens directly I think he meant steel ERC token standards are not fit for the modern world of finance

[00:27:52] It creates a haven for scammers when will the space move on to better standards? It is a must. I don't think it's the standards I think it's people are shitty and they're gonna do this. He's looking at the wrong

[00:28:06] Solution the solution is I don't know what the solution is honestly It's human nature to fuck other people but I don't mean to interrupt you But we got dream blunt rotation here on the what

[00:28:17] Dream blunt rotation here on the what's happening here for the Twitter. Yeah, it's Larry David Jackie Chan and Cat Williams. Okay, I know what I Mean it's gonna be like two minutes in and Larry's gonna say something to cat and they'll be like a fist fight, but yeah

[00:28:36] But she said this we was strong This is mid. What are you giving me now? I don't smoke me a Larry. I only smoke good Larry I Jackie Chan is trying to balance a pencil on the tip of his finger. Yeah, he's already he's already he's already gone

[00:28:52] yeah, he's give himself Paper cuts a little webbing between his fingers and oh Wow Yeah, I think people are gonna have to get better The world is gonna have to get better if you want something that is the Wild West like crypto to

[00:29:09] Stay the Wild West. Yeah, I think where the plot is getting lost for some people that are I think more Sincerely for the tech than the the monetary stuff Yeah

[00:29:21] Feel a little frustrated seeing like all the banks and the big dogs the ETFs and all that happening for like Bitcoin And probably very soon Ethereum It seems like we're just replicating the current financial status quo, but with like no regulations

[00:29:36] So it's it's really everything that is the dirt worst about capitalism and our man my financial system But with like no governors on it whatsoever. It is just absolutely fucking all gas no breaks

[00:29:51] Yeah, there are tokens there are blockchains out there like a data that have like more privacy elements to them and things like that but like They kind of suck yeah, like they don't scale the same way that the adoption rates not the same

[00:30:06] I hate to say it but like a theorems kind of got the fucking The game by the fucking nuts because they would basically have first mover advantage It was them and like light coin and Bitcoin and like a couple other fucking projects and no one remembers

[00:30:22] Pretty much until you know five or six years ago. It's still fairly recent though five or six years is kind of in the I mean there was fucking ripple I mean, yeah, there was only like maybe like ten projects Okay, and half of those are gone

[00:30:36] You got a thing like 2016 the like 2018 was like the the ICO boom the initial coin offering You know they had fucking bullshit like fucking dentacoin Which was a fucking ERC 20 token for like dentists which What yeah? Yeah. I'm already numb from the

[00:30:57] Stuff they shot in my face and I'm supposed to go on to an exchange and do a what now you know Tripping man. What what? Anyways, man, you're ready for some pork chop sandwiches. I'm ready for some motherfucking pork chop sandwiches. You better believe it

[00:31:10] Yes, that's right Brian our main topic this week Fensler film and their parodies of PSAs of Gijo now some of you may be aware of these they did permeate internet culture for a while there

[00:31:26] 2003 is when it said they were created, but I feel like it was more recent. No, no Okay, because I actually had a friend for my 18th birthday. I turned 18 and 2004 kind of fucking old and dying He burned me a DVD with a bunch of like

[00:31:45] Wears on it. Oh, well I have fucking broadband time and one of the things you put on there was all of the GI Joe PSAs Wow Now if you're not familiar with GI Joe's a cartoon about a bunch of military guys going to do military stuff

[00:32:00] And it was to sell toys like every cartoon of the 1980s What is the toys came first? But then the cartoon was like hey, let's let's do this and so 2003 VHS is we're getting passed around and

[00:32:15] Well, it's gentlemen Eric Fensler decided you know what I'm gonna have some fun So yeah, it's stripped out the audio made new voiceovers and Boy they aren't just absurd pieces of weird-ass art fucking surreal some of them

[00:32:32] Feel a little one note. Oh sure but bother me. You know by massage machine go Yeah, all these the we can watch the compilation right there You can find it there elite guy has it 16 minutes long. It's the entire collection got the animation so shitty Yeah

[00:32:50] Well, man, check out that thing man. What do you want to do with it? Let's launch over it What did he just say to us Mr. Bottom sighs machine go Oh Okay You see that's a skin on the yohsha chill

[00:33:45] Alina, I always case I know me a kilo You didn't take anything over ten. Did you? Some of the better ones they really play with the dub obviously the the buddy massage pork chop sandwiches Yeah

[00:34:10] There's always these little almost like you can barely hear them jokes in the in the one where the guys Where the Native American fellows trying to put him out and then just keeps rolling them on the ground before the fire starts it's

[00:34:25] Speaking of logs, I'm gonna go take the Cosby kids down by the river Which is he's gonna take a shit And we was also like rolling on the ground you can barely hear a didgeridoo But also the kid that's doing the voice service just going I'm good

[00:34:45] real absurd obviously the short format helps The old animation because it can be so easily edited definitely helps Because much like our C lab for example C lab 2021 very sim Premise they made those 10 minutes, but they take old footage

[00:35:05] Remix it you know and they're doing some new stuff with it even the old space ghost Episodes were very much based. Yeah in this kind of style of Futsing with animation it wasn't necessarily a new technique

[00:35:17] But I think they really they had something special because the voice acting was always so weird Like they had these kid voices, but it was I think it was just other adults that were like pitched down or pitched up as

[00:35:28] They needed to there's very odd stuff. So these I mean there's a ton of them This is 16 minutes long You're not cooking Yeah Porkchop sandwiches My god did that smell good detect it didn't know going and you tell me do things I done running

[00:36:13] And so each one ends with From the Fensler Film Council, which obviously is not a real thing. They did all this stuff According to this article I found via the verge Body massage GI Joe and the invention of the viral video Here's the opening

[00:36:32] 2003 was an important year of American culture Baghdad fell the human genome project was completed Brittany and Madonna French kissed at the MTV music video awards and no less Significantly, so at least as far as internet culture is concerned. It was also the year of the GI Joe PSAs 25

[00:36:49] weird short videos made from re-edited versions of 80s GI Joe cartoons it depends on how older audiences I never really looked too closely at demographics Because I don't want to know if like everyone's 20 years younger than me

[00:37:01] But GI Joe the cartoon always ended with PSA's things like don't touch down power lines You know have a have new batteries in your smoke detector be careful around Campfires all these things that are very common sense But also very good things to know

[00:37:17] Presented in there the same styles of show and then it ended with and now you know and knowing is half the battle Yeah, the one we referenced before a roadblock is that the GI Joe characters name

[00:37:27] pulls pulls up in a Jeep and who wants a body massage and it's as he's Taking it down to parallel on off the road, but yeah the pork chop sandwiches

[00:37:37] There's a whole one about I don't think I've ever seen this one this one, but be being gay. Oh, yes. Yes, this one's great Forget your sandwiches the tattoo mr. Liffitty look at all your different

[00:38:16] Yeah, just a supportive gay dad who's just very hanging out with his daughter at the skate park Nothing wrong with that the process of creating them Fensler goes into here is is it you crack the dbd's and then dump all the footage

[00:38:30] Watch it with the sound off and then just kind of figure it out Yeah, give him the stick Doug lesson hop was Fensler's friend there He helped with the first ones got him screened at an art gallery in Chicago called heaven gallery. They did more

[00:38:50] Showings I guess is what you'd say there are more screenings there it is which became a pack with fans They then started handing out VHS copies of the shows to people who asked the gallery uploaded them to its web page

[00:39:01] The traffic they generated crashed its servers after that the PSAs were picked up by e-bombs world and heavy.com Articles were written now one of the questions asked of Fensler if you could design a cool toy

[00:39:14] What would it be? Fensler a special pill you take that expands in your mouth as flavored foam So it looks like you're barfing Fensler made some animated promo spots for C lab 2021 So the vibe fits cartoon that works adult swim and a full episode that never aired

[00:39:30] He tried and failed to make a live-action soap opera with mannequins called sunset feelings lesson hop then went on to be an intern for Tom goes to the mayor a very early Tim and Eric project

[00:39:44] They maybe started doing our writing and collaborating hooked Fensler up a get with a gig Writing for Tim and Eric awesome show great job Fensler stayed with the show for five seasons. It kind of I get that I can

[00:39:58] Knowing what I know about the Tim and Eric vibe and how awesome show is laid out. Yeah Yeah, there's there's some of that DNA and Tim and Eric awesome show Fensler worked with them on the flying lotus music video dance floor Dale. Have you seen this Brian?

[00:40:14] That tracks now these awkward close-ups of some this is very Tim there Yeah, awkward close-ups of normal looking people in front of these weird psychedelic backgrounds. They're dancing awkwardly They don't look very comfortable and or happy to be there

[00:40:28] But yeah, just he also did a music video for the Daniel Johnson song monster inside of me using footage from Captain America From the 60s cartoon. Yeah, I feel like these are one of the few things and like the odds that if someone was

[00:40:45] Online enough to have like a myspace page They probably knew At least a couple of these they would very quickly permeate the the culture. Yeah, it was very odd because The only two things I can think of from that time period is it's gonna be those and like

[00:41:04] Early-ass like some really early flash stuff that doesn't it doesn't always age well, you know, but for whatever reason Gia-Joe Parodies I guess I think part of it what really works for a lot of people is their shortness

[00:41:18] Yeah, they're really quick. They don't overstay. They're welcome. Some of them really go in a direction You don't expect yes, because I mean like fucking, you know Yeah Downloading you know, it's just a lot of you the viewer is going what? Stop all the downloading

[00:41:59] Help computer. I don't know much about computers other than other than the one we got in my house My mom put a couple games on there and I play Yeah, it is like an inside joke It definitely feels like a bunch of friends that were riffing yes

[00:42:16] I think that's some of the best creativity when it comes from like a small group of people kind of doing shit That's really just feels like it's for themselves. Yeah, maybe I should put this on YouTube or yeah Or e-bombs or something like that

[00:42:29] They're sitting around watching them with the sound off and someone does a bit and like hold on write that down and Then they just rip through it and it's like yes, it's done and then they did it 25 more times

[00:42:44] Which doesn't seem like a lot until you watch them back to back. It's like that was 16 minutes straight of these little bite-sized pieces of comedy and There each one has just so much happening in it

[00:43:00] It's just like you said that I didn't even notice the didgeridoo until you pointed it out Yeah, I didn't even know it was there and then I'm like oh now I hear it Shit, there's still stuff to find our first result was a compilation of all of them

[00:43:14] But yeah, I'm sure you can I'm sure you can find them just as easily We had a lot of references come up to it There was a movie a J.I. Joe movie a couple years back J.I. Joe the rise of Cobra Did you see this one?

[00:43:29] So it might have been one of those things where like I had like a stomach bug or something just needed to kill time I'm like it was on that. I mean, I don't think either one were particularly good It was this it was a real stinker

[00:43:40] But they did a tie-in video game and they were gonna have that double helix games had planned to include Pork chop sandwiches in the game But it got cut apparently hasbro Killed it this here gamer vision from 2009 reporting pork chop sandwiches cut from G.I. Joe game

[00:44:02] article by coop I guess They ran it past hasbro's legal department who took issue with the phrases inclusion and shot it down They fought the fight, but it just couldn't happen

[00:44:14] Apparently there are already some lawsuits out involving the PSAs and they didn't want to take a chance to harm their case understandable but Regrettable. Oh, hey free Halo 3 downloadable content. Oh, I gotta get there. Oh wait. Hold on. We forgot a show to do Just bookmarked after later

[00:44:32] There was a group called super seven who made a G.I. Joe line which included the parody characters pork chop roadblock A body massage roadblock and I'm a computer mutt Venture brothers did a riff on it. You remember this one? Yes in the second season episode hate floats

[00:44:48] My favorite one though is and apparently in Duke Nukem forever after killing pick cops occasionally Duke will save pork chop sandwiches You also are the phase of body massage after grabbing a vibrator in this titty city level

[00:45:03] I've never played Duke Nukem forever. I you could be fucking with me and I we could be it could be lying to me I would never know it upsettingly Massagenistic and bad in a way that I

[00:45:16] Didn't expect I did know one person that played through that game from front to back basically just to say they did Mm-hmm, and they're like, yeah This is a you know game was in development hell for so many fucking years

[00:45:28] You know to the story behind Duke Nukem forever is is kind of insane. I remember at one point there hadn't been any news about Duke Nukem forever Mm-hmm from 3d realms for like years

[00:45:41] But someone found like the development teams like steam group, okay, and they're all playing like team fortress 2 or Yeah, everyone wants to play yeah, it's just everyone wants to play TF2 Fucking 2-4 forever but I remember him saying that like if it weren't for like all the misogyny

[00:46:01] And like all the just like tasteless stuff, right? It probably would have been okay Yeah, regardless of everything but it's like yeah There was actually some stuff some ideas that weren't terrible But then the motif of this game is just so outdated

[00:46:17] Yeah gross and weird like in the beginning of the game Duke gets like it's implied that he's getting a blowjob from two twin young women They're dressed kind of like cheerleaders. They get abducted by the aliens or whatever

[00:46:33] Very early on it's part of kind of like Duke's yeah, you know rescue the princess kind of yeah That's been there since Duke sure but you eventually get on like the alien spaceship or whatever He finds the twins and they are being like

[00:46:48] Morphosize into like the the ship like it's his own. Oh, wow organic gross thing But they're like topless It's really weird because you are kind of like encouraged to like kill them

[00:47:01] And like not in like a mercy killing but more like a ha ha way cuz like you kill these, you know, dude, you're fucked You know, it's very it's very like oh this is this is mean and It's it's not Duke Duke going I've got balls of steel

[00:47:19] Oh John St. John the voice of Duke by the way has a tick-tock channel Where he takes requests for things to say in the Duke voice and it is fan fucking test

[00:47:29] Amazing I'm here to define gender chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum, you know like what it's real fun John St. John look him up there. Oh god. There was a comic book G. I Joe storm shadow

[00:47:44] Making reference to pork chop sandwiches the weasler video for pork and beans They should have stayed broken up anyway That's just me. That's just me. I know they're a beloved American rock band or whatever But like no two good albums you're fine two good albums is great

[00:48:00] Some bands don't even get that. Yeah, I just man fucking the weasler. Yeah, that's rough. Just thinking about weaslers rough, man It's like yeah So I remember like your first goldfish that died. You're saying man that yeah, so the WFM you

[00:48:15] Interview and so I asked him how did you go about making them avid final cut pro pro tools classic stuff? Nothing really unusual the best media attention was seeing the Hasbro lawsuit on the Hollywood television show extra or ET or something

[00:48:29] So strange to see it on the BOO tube internet artists gets shut down over Hasbro property Hasbro sent them a cease and desist said take them off the internet or legal action This Eric Fenser again

[00:48:42] I talked to my uncle Joe who's also a lawyer and he said I had a case but quote do you want to go through it all? Do you have a lot of money young man? I said no I do not have any money

[00:48:52] I'm broke so I took them off the internet no harm no foul Plus I was on to making something different anyway working a full-time job a family to protect It wasn't a big deal other than it had gotten all the way to them

[00:49:04] I never thought Hasbro would see them then eventually YouTube came out and they were on other sites So who cares? NA mag continues there's a definite mash-up feel I Doubt these pieces were receiving all that much airtime 20 years after their original production

[00:49:20] So the Fensler film read-ups brought new life to them while turning them into something different Was that what you were going for Eric responding? I was just trying to have a laugh

[00:49:28] I think that's all I ever do is try to laugh and have fun in both my work and my life It led to a career for him. It's not cuz I mean he's still as far as I know

[00:49:40] Still working still still making things and still kind of influencing the culture behind the scenes. It was a nice stepping stone They still exist obviously people are gonna continue to put them up because they are just genuinely funny

[00:49:53] Yeah, they're just kind of this weird touchstone of a certain type ery on the internet was very Wild Westie like yeah Sure, we're gonna fucking do whatever fuck Hasbro. Ha ha ha you know These days you would probably get copyright struck within a second for that. Oh, yeah

[00:50:06] yeah It was when you could kind of be weird and flying in the air that and not have to think about like what's this gonna do in my brand Yeah, you weren't monetizing everything. Yeah, you just kind of did shift for the fucking fun of it principle

[00:50:21] The thing is still that like it was still an interesting idea. It was still an idea it wasn't just like hey a Ski-Bidi toilet Ohio and like that's that's the whole thing Joe

[00:50:35] So Fencer film GI Joe PSA has led to a nice couple of careers for those two gentlemen. So good on them So yeah, it looks like if he was working for Portland Advertising agency Whedon in Kennedy best known for just do it and the campaign about old spice

[00:50:52] Yes, the verge here People respond with seeing familiar images with a weird voice or something non-secret are thrown in and GI Joe had that formula Says lesson hop recently lesson hop and Eric Wehrheim released a video with an original rap about hippie pubic hair called Backpacker Bush

[00:51:12] They're still doing it. They're still doing weird shit trying something new a beautiful thing for when the air that was fun A very specific time and place for sure. All right, you ready to see something gross

[00:51:25] I am ready. I am ready to see something gross this here. It's the shock. J peg segment The moment you've all been waiting for Yes, sir this here dad Party oh boy. Oh boy. Is it better worse than last week's it is much better because a it's shorter

[00:51:49] It's just a loop, but it's also no bodily fluids originally hosted of course Dad party comm but also under the other names your dad is gay comm and mother-man

[00:52:03] This one appeared on lawl shocks of the description on lawl shock for all these are always so funny because they're so overwritten Dad party is an internet shock video famous on and famous online artwork This piece shows a man having sex with two transsexuals the looping song reference

[00:52:20] Making love like a man clearly juxtaposes with content showing a man having sex with two transsexuals Many have commented on the complexity of the video and the thought provoking content I think the worst part about this is that guy's tattoo

[00:52:35] It's a very of the time and place to be sure So those are a trans porn stars Kristine Nichols and Brandy Scott violating a man to the deaf leopard song make love like a man

[00:52:48] The animation apparently according to the shocker or screamer wiki also appears on the website your daddy gay Your daddy is gay.com. I think your daddy gay would be funnier But what was the song from ghost honey jays my boo? Oh a different song. Okay. Yeah

[00:53:05] Other shocks I called mother man.com. Yeah, that's it's rule. It feels very early odds That feels like it came from the same era as you know Meat spin yes hub girl and all that these short looping bits of like hey

[00:53:21] It's porn with but someone who's got a weird you know at the time to you the viewer an Unusual gender representation isn't that's fucked up. Is it is it fine cuz they're trans right?

[00:53:34] That's what we would be saying now. Is it funny because that's literally the joke behind some of these like We went through the whole process of setting up a website to be like ha ha gay. Here's not great Here's something you thought you would never see

[00:53:49] But now you will see it every day for the rest of your life because the air in that becomes a swirling cesspool of offensive material Kind of just shot at you. Yeah, this one like goat see like lemon party. It's like now we're just like it's quaint

[00:54:04] It's like yeah, it's quaint. You know, it's sad to think That there are children that were born in Gaza during the beginning of the conflict And they've unfortunately already passed and they'll never know what is like to see goat see it's true

[00:54:23] Yeah, all these things take away from these poor these poor young lives all the possibilities And one of the things taken away from is they'll never see a man Pro lapses own ass with his two hands with them with a visible wedding ring

[00:54:37] Yeah, looking like it was taken with a webcam. Yeah, and in and unfortunately our government is complicit In this in this robbery of so many things from so many lives. Yeah. Yeah, there I'm I'm actually petitioning a Sod okay to drop leaflets in Gaza. I'm just pronounce

[00:55:00] Just to make sure that everyone gets a chance to see it before they die, yeah That's a good I like that what they don't want to tell you that those aid trucks Oh, yeah, everyone was swarming last night that the Israelis fired upon

[00:55:14] Not only did they have humanitarian aid But they also had photos of a woman being vomited on By a man dressed as Popeye They were so starved for There are so shot so starved for shock image. Yeah, okay

[00:55:38] They were swarming the truck getting trampled and run over and shot they were risking their lives And some of them did lose their lives. Yeah, just to see a foe of Herpes breakout on L

[00:55:53] This is probably one of the darkest things I've ever riffed on and the year plus we've been doing this Why do you listen to this give me a call three one four two four six nine seven

[00:56:07] Tell me why tell me why the what the IDF is that telling us is there was surge Original Original formula for local. Yes, okay. See alright There were so there are so Arby's they were so hungry. They were so hungry they could eat Arby's

[00:56:29] That's hungry baby. It's time for the It's time for the breath What you been up to this week brain Got our sopranos update for you. Okay. All right finished season five. Oh, wow that fucking amel Tony Blondetto

[00:56:52] Yes, it'll Steve Buscemi. I think it's a great season. Mm-hmm and having Buscemi and Introducing such unlikable human beings as Phil. Yeah and not having a lot of meadow. Yeah That is a strength. Yes. I think I don't begrudge the the actresses performance

[00:57:12] I just think that that show just didn't know how to write a Young woman. Yeah, they didn't know what to do with her because I've seen her in a couple other things I'm like, yeah, she performances are always good

[00:57:24] But it's like, you know, they really just wanted to do the the son Who's just like a shithead kid, right? You know what so no fucking Z Yeah, I mean he steals the show from like early on and then yeah He takes a little bit of a backseat

[00:57:39] But as he becomes a teenager and then a young adult that he starts to he start to see shades of young Tony and him Which is an interesting parallel. I like to see that Tony's guilt about his cousin and also where that puts Chrissy

[00:57:53] Mm-hmm and this whole season really builds up a lot empathy towards Chris Yeah, but then you know the last two episodes Really, uh, he really you know they fucking set you up

[00:58:07] Yeah, they called their shot early on and then it's it's paying off now. How is you know his fiance's downfall? Yeah, I mean you can just go ahead and say it I'll cut whatever yeah fucking like, you know fucking You know fucking Sal mm-hmm

[00:58:23] Yeah, Syl Sylvio. Yeah takes her for the drive. Yeah. Yeah, and it's like she had to know That was her last right just as much as big pussy knew yeah

[00:58:33] I haven't seen that particular episode in a while because it is hard to watch at certain points, but I Think to a degree she had to know But she resigned to her fate maybe perhaps was was like this is what it deserves

[00:58:45] I mean, maybe she didn't want to believe that Chris would would give her up like that But these guys are they are They're loyal to their their situation. Yeah to the degradation of basically everything around them and if that means

[00:59:02] You know killing a woman that loves you and has Coverage your bullshit and put up with your bullshit and suck through you through rehab and all these things when She does give you an out. Yeah, yeah

[00:59:14] He had a way up, you know, he goes to the gas station sees like the unhappy dad. Yeah, it's like no mom good Really? I want to keep the Hummer H3 Yeah All right, man And then of course the show shows that everyone's detestable

[00:59:34] Yes, and there's that scene with the FBI agents were like well I don't know did you think she fled or you think she got clipped and they just kind of like move on like

[00:59:43] Whatever yeah, they do kind of the same thing with pussy. Yeah a couple other informants Yeah, they're callous because they're like nothing matters except getting the big guys So these these other people's human these other humans whose lives they've destroyed

[00:59:58] Completely in some cases are just like well, it's the cost of doing business Yeah Well, I mean that's kind of been the FBI for the last 20 or so years too is right causing all this damage

[01:00:09] Just to say like we got a guy right who wouldn't probably ever done anything wrong in his life But we basically bullied him into doing it Yeah So we could arrest him in Times Square and say that he was gonna lie a bomb on fire

[01:00:21] But we had like bully him into taking the bomb making materials and yeah We had to have an informant help him put the bomb the guy We had to do everything He was gonna do it also you have Tony and

[01:00:36] In Carmelo game I tell me you can get in the fridge now. Oh, yeah. Yeah the big Yo, he's strutting in there like a really finally get back in the fridge without getting bitched at The fucking fri- like that's the power struggle the fridge

[01:00:52] I feel like that is like the fridge privileges. It's like a The litmus test like how far how much can I get away with because they had the big blow up And then he's been kind of wheezing his way back in the home

[01:01:03] But he's also like fucking miserable and he knows it she knows it they're in a situation They they can't ever get the fuck out of yeah, and it's illustrated quite well in the first episode of season six

[01:01:15] We're the one fucking you know soldier, but you know, he's like I got this inheritance Can I just like like raise my family and be a normal dude and Tony fucking jerks him around Chrissy jerks him around Sal jerks him around He ends up fucking kill himself

[01:01:32] But it's also after you know his wife fucking hates him because they can't get out You know he shows them that like their kids doing fucking smack The FB he turns out he's also an FBI informant

[01:01:47] And because the old the fucking old guy fucking keeled over that was was snitching. Oh god Well another asset died so, you know, you're we need you where you're at. Yeah, we need you to stay where you're at

[01:01:59] Yeah, but you're seeing these parallels this guy is stuck in this life. He wants out But he fucking can't because of the implications. Yes, there's a lot of external pressure. Yeah, yeah but at the same time like

[01:02:15] You think with all that money that Tony's been given to the fucking Russians the squirrel way from that He him and Carmella once you know the fucking kids were out Yeah had their own lives that they couldn't fucking dip out somewhere you think Tony

[01:02:28] I think sees that there's still some freedom in this life Carmella sees the convenience and the ease Even if there's the ugliness to it But you see with the soldier his wife fucking hates it. Yeah, I mean Carmella hates it too, but like

[01:02:44] She likes, you know the Porsche Cayenne and yeah There's all the all the furrs and the jewels and the sushi and the yeah Yeah, there's the accoutrement that come with the lifestyle that she's grown accustomed to That that guidance counselor dick just can't tap Nope

[01:03:03] It's an interesting season. I can see why some people don't it's a little slower in some respects Yeah, but I think that actually works in its benefit. It allows things to breathe a little

[01:03:13] Yeah, and fucking meadows boyfriend hanging out with all the wise guys at the fucking yeah Fucking a I love that. It's fucking funny that meadow doesn't tell her boyfriend like yeah my dad's mobbed up right the one got her boyfriend then boyfriend's funeral where like uh

[01:03:33] her cousin and Rose daughter are talking Someone starts talking about mob shit and meadow has to be like fucking shut that shit down Like it's uncouth to talk about this in front of like the commoners basically. Yeah, this is our thing not there

[01:03:47] Yeah, this is this thing of ours. Yeah, I can see why So many guys with fucking scarface posters that I knew in my early 20s were really into this show Yeah, it's definitely got a lot to say about masculinity and like what it be a man

[01:04:02] You know all this shit and like how that's actually not good actually so many times these guys come off as diasores Anytime they have to interact with like someone young like like meadow or her friends or

[01:04:16] People that work just like normal jobs. Yeah, we don't do this in polite society You know we're not like this anymore and even those characters kind of had to push back against that So what you got big jay? I got two things. I did finish night country

[01:04:32] I'm not calling it true detective night country. It is night country Because that is my firm belief now having seen the rest of the series That it was originally written as its own thing and they tacked on all this other true detective stuff to try to tie it

[01:04:45] To season one for no real reason taking it as it is which is a story about a place Ennis, Alaska Where some mysterious shit happens? It's all kind of vaguely supernatural. I enjoyed it. I can see definitely how the ending would be a bit odd for some people

[01:05:06] They may not have been expecting Let's say a lynchian type of ending where it's a touch more ambiguous than other Even other seasons of the same show Let's see that so I'm trying to give it the benefit out because the performances were so strong

[01:05:23] And like you said the setting is so strong and a lot of elements are just right there And but yeah, there's some there's some stuff where you do kind of go. Okay All right small-town police captain to keep the peace decides, you know what?

[01:05:39] The official version of events is what we're gonna go with because I don't really think any of this was not really all that Unjustified I'm gonna let this I'm gonna let this go. Oh, I think it's also for her own safety

[01:05:51] Well, there's that too. Yeah, she isn't a room. There are there's some Implications because there are more people they keep coming into the room as the story is being told and she's like well I am really fucking outnumbered here

[01:06:03] It's a great season. You definitely with a grain of salt. You do have to think like this All the other true detective stuff was tacked on Let it go if you can because that definitely helped me appreciate it for what it was

[01:06:16] But again, Jodie Foster kills it she gets fucking banged like some of Blair and storytelling. Oh, yeah, which is another Oh, it was like really weird like oh, this is just like a one-for-one beat

[01:06:27] Some of their getting real by the black high school teacher. I know was yeah Yeah The guy that she's having that she's having sex with is Chris Eccleson doing a fantastic American accent Chris Eccleson to me at least in my group of friends is mostly known as

[01:06:42] The first of the new revival dr. Who's so it's like oh dr. Who is fucking I guess They all like to fuck but this one at least you know got a majority foster that was nice

[01:06:56] And then my other thing was persona 3 reload. I did finally finish persona 3 reload. I Have nothing but good things to say about this game. This is the fourth time I have played persona 3 in various formats. That would be the ps2 version the

[01:07:10] PS2 version called fes which is the festival version which had a whole tacked on second game mode called the answer the PSP game persona 3 portable Where they took all the three environments and made it a visual novel

[01:07:26] But then added a second playable character the female main character also known as fem see and then this one The on the ps5 there persona 3 reload all the assets remade nice sparkly and HD

[01:07:40] Modern graphics and all that but they kept a lot of the story stuff the same and I think that's why it still is It's not my favorite even though. I've played it so many times I think a lot of the reasons is later entries persona 4 in particular

[01:07:57] Nail a vibe better for some of three has a lot going for it there's This unique idea of there's the dark hour, which is right the 25th hour. Yeah Not the movie where ever Norton tells everybody to fuck off, but then this is

[01:08:13] So I think part of it is the dungeon crawling even with all the enhancements in reload is still a drag It's 256 floors and you and they're randomly generated procedurally excuse me generated even with all the bells and whistles and ricketer racket up from the

[01:08:31] The reload update. It still is 256 floors It's still just a slog. Yeah, her target is still kind of Kind of it's not as bad as it was but it's still not amazing. There's not much else you can do

[01:08:45] They've really tried their best they had the navigator have an option where you can spend some of her sp And get a buff for the next battle You're like there's all these different things that you can get throughout the game and they do help

[01:08:58] But it's still it's it can be a drag towards the end man The story is still so great, you know, it's that whole found family deal They're doing it in a city and each of the persona games has post to has followed this very

[01:09:12] Same formula, you know, you get a found family. You use that the power of your social links to defeat God It's a murder. It's a murder. Yeah, the supreme being yeah I Played a good amount of persona three fez

[01:09:30] Mm-hmm when it first came out. I think it was a point of time when I was unemployed Yeah, that'll you definitely needed to time sink for these. Yeah

[01:09:38] I think like I just like I know still living at home at the time and my mom was out of town for like four days And I think I just like yeah cooked food played persona like hung out with the pets

[01:09:51] Like a pretty tight weekend like yeah, I'd kill for one of those right about yeah shit. Yeah same Sounds pretty good, bro. Yeah, I just remember being like oh wow this feels really like a Breath of fresh air because it felt like very Japanese. Oh definitely

[01:10:08] But didn't like really hold your hand about anything Mm-hmm that is an issue with the first two persona games the American translations are oh dog shit I would say the first person's translation is so bizarre and weird

[01:10:25] That it's kind of endearing I can get that yeah sure I've heard I heard the PSP Version of persona one that is more in line with the original Japanese. It also has like the Snow Queen Yeah, all that the Snow Queen side mission or side story

[01:10:43] But like yeah, it's someone that really loved Persona one and never got to play persona two but definitely read enough about it Right game to play persona three and being like wow what the fuck and at the time like I Was talking with my ex

[01:10:59] Time when we were kind of friends back after when we first dated a million years ago And like she's a fucking weeaboo and being her we're talking about persona three And it was like kind of fun because like sometimes you go through points in life where you don't

[01:11:16] Feel like there's other people there into the same media as you yes And I think that was a lot harder ten years ago than it is now No, like having someone to want to talk to me about like this kind of semi obscure JRPG

[01:11:31] Was kind of nice when most people just want to play like years of war sure You know play the brown PS3 games Yeah, they're playing rock band or whatever. Yeah, yeah rock band. I've heard a lot of things about reloaded

[01:11:45] I will probably get to at some point. I still need to beat five Yeah, but are you playing vanilla five you playing a royal? I have royal on ps4 But I have plugged in my ps4. I will technically plug them

[01:11:58] I have not turned it on or played anything on it sure since I moved in my new apartment Which has been almost two years to say it's been a while. Yeah. Yeah Well, like my Xbox does everything I need to do. Well, right. Yeah for sure

[01:12:11] It's also thing about persona five I think I've discussed this before on here is that holy fuck man You just can't it's not you you can just only play like a couple hours that game

[01:12:20] That's your like the sit down and play that game like you have to dedicate a whole fucking night Yeah, you're locked in and I just can't make that sort of time commitment Reload has a few

[01:12:31] Modern conveniences that will help you at least in that there's a there's a new thing where you can like save anywhere So rather than having to go to the dorm and go sign in at the front desk now

[01:12:41] You can just hit start and save wherever you're standing, which is nice. That's also very nice There's also a feature if you feel like you fucked up on a social link that it auto saves at certain intervals And so you can go back to an autosave

[01:12:56] That's always nice. It doesn't autosave your main save But that's just like a little feature you can use very much like persona five they have this town map right but unlike in three where you kind of had to wander around

[01:13:10] To find where your social links where it shows you where they are and tells you whether they're either gonna go up today or not And you can kind of make your decisions based on that. There's a lot more Calendars places where you can kind of check things schedules

[01:13:25] There's a lot more opportunities to do part-time jobs and earn money because that was a big one in the early game Earning money was always such a pain in the ass

[01:13:33] There's a lot of stuff that's improved like Elizabeth requests Elizabeth the Velvet Room attendant has a bunch request free to do Much much fewer of them are specific to certain dates

[01:13:44] So now you can kind of tackle them whenever you feel like a little bit more lenient in that regard One of the things that kind of bum people about the original

[01:13:54] Eurasias persona three was you almost needed a strategy guide to make sure you used everything like pretty much Yeah, and it can be nerve-wracking Trying to get all your stats up and do I was it's the same with any one of them

[01:14:06] But it's a very also a very generous new game plus mode If you feel like you want to go through the game again with all your stats maxed the way they are now That's always nice. That's been a thing since the original three

[01:14:18] but I think the new game plus mode in this one allows you to also Keep all the the fusion levels which was not a thing for a while So if you if you are able to fuse certain endgame

[01:14:31] Personas you can still fuse them. You don't have to fuse them before you save so that's always nice I think the end game is expanded just a little bit gives a few more characters something to do

[01:14:42] All sorts of new little systems the Ergy, which is like an almost like an ultimate attack that each character has Hangouts in the dorm with them build skills for the Ergy that can be used later

[01:14:54] So it incentivizes you hanging out with your teammates as opposed to just people from your school a couple of expanded romance options Which is neat. That's what I heard. Yeah, there's a little bit of room for you know

[01:15:05] It's entirely possible. They could add the female main character as a Nice, I remember some people really like the female main character like I asked I know they it's new audio. They bring back the original voice cast or is it new people?

[01:15:20] It depends on the role they recast Junpei They really yeah, if it's not the same guy that somebody really sounds like I want to say it was Junpei I could be wrong could be acahiko, but it was one of them one of them got recast

[01:15:35] But yeah, they re-recorded a lot of lines if not all of them because there's just so much extra stuff now And there's so many different pieces of content. They reworked a few jokes that didn't quite land

[01:15:47] There's one joke in particular where you were on a class trip to a beach You're on a babe hunt and and the boys run into the one babe who is In the original game age a trans woman and it's played for laughs

[01:16:04] Well in this they changed that to She's trying to rope you into a cult That's that sells like three hundred thousand dollars sunblock So like okay, all right you You're getting there. I it's not perfect, but it's a workaround to a really transphobic joke

[01:16:24] I got rid of the Sisyfication story line Yeah when Junpei starts listening to Sissy Hypno, yeah, they get rid of all that They also didn't keep you carries lying about Junpei being the F slur, yeah I

[01:16:45] It's a meme among the persona community that because there's a line Junpei calls himself ace detective Which you car responds to more like stoop a ace defective a while back somebody redid the audio of that towards and then more like Junpei the stupid F slur I

[01:17:08] Know they cut that they cut the Doesn't actually say that now. That's amazing. Yeah, it's a great game I hate to see it, but I would I feel like I will have remembered that You know, it's like my that would have stood out. Yeah

[01:17:21] My bosses asked me hey, do you have that thing that was supposed to go to Collinsville? Okay, I go What what things supposed supposed to go to Collinsville?

[01:17:33] He starts explaining it's like I have no we've never I've never had anything go to Collinsville all the time worked here And I remember if it was Collinsville because there used to be a sound engineer in st. Louis named Colin

[01:17:44] And he was a big why asshole and he would say things You know, he was he did sound Cicero's he wasn't really a why asshole But he was he was a character

[01:17:54] But he apparently got perturbed that Cicero's stopped offering shift lunches or shift meals to people doing sound Which is bullshit But another sound engineer who was a little bit annoyed with Colin would say things like Colin I have to live in Collinsville

[01:18:22] And so I'm explaining this to my boss yeah, and he just has his bewildered look And I say so this is just a long way to say that I would never forget if I had something going the Collins right because my internal ball I would be

[01:18:40] He cussed me out goes okay, I get and Yeah, once you have to start explaining something like Oh, well he gave me this look like right like you don't fucking remember I'm like I would not have ever forgotten

[01:18:55] Because I have this thing burned in my skull like a brand from a hot iron Yeah, I will never forget. I remember the funny things anything. That's funny. I will I will stick in my brain

[01:19:07] Yeah, it was fucking helping the sound engineer that the originator of the Colin voice and all of that I was helping him get a vintage tape deck that was real-to-real

[01:19:15] I should say okay of his basement with like half to other people whose old fucking MCI real-to-reals are fucking heavy Yeah, it was a normally warm day in December and we're getting out of the base

[01:19:26] We're taking over Smith Lee studios in Maplewood and we finally get up the fucking stairs and he starts doing that fucking voice I came her with and now we're all doing the fuck Is fucking wife's in the kitchen, and I guess she was getting dinner ready

[01:19:47] Yeah, and she comes out on the back porch, and she goes Are you being to tell me there's fucking eight grown men in my backyard all making fun of poor Colin?

[01:20:00] And and the guy he's broken a cigarette cuz I was any time he ever had anything funny or poignant to say you always have fucking Sorry, babe And she rolls her eyes she starts to walk into the house and you can hear go

[01:20:23] She's doing it too. Oh, no, I remember like running in the Ryan used to do do sound at Off-Broadway, yeah, but hence human years I just started the column boys. He's starting in a she and great

[01:20:37] Yeah, we still do that. Oh god. It's like a poor Colin. Yeah He's just if he says out there living his life. He doesn't know also originated Well, you know oh Have ever told you that you have told me the

[01:20:52] Folks are familiar every sound engineer every guy does sound st. Louis for a period time Said well, you know it like it spread among them because there's There's all the same this is kind of a small town that I remember someone was something it's the biggest small town

[01:21:07] Yes, there was really a dozen Main people doing sound and sure Lewis of the different levels and they all like helped each other out Hey, you know my fucking siren iron broke or can you help me fix this fucking channel strip on this old town?

[01:21:21] Whatever you know like yeah, they people helped each other out and there was you know So so Gary who did sound the fire bird be like well, you know a fucking Jerry showing up in his old Galaxy 500 like you know coffee one hand cigarette like well, you know

[01:21:40] I remember when the last time I ever saw Colin he was at the fire bird and Mike and Bert and like hey Hey, how are you doing? And I'm seeing a booth like in lunch And he just goes well, you know

[01:21:53] And I'm just like fucking eating like a fucking eating a salad from like crazy bowls or something Trying not to lose yeah fucking losing my goddamn fucking mind Well, you know Tuesday night, uh-huh. I got the photograph a little band called blogger

[01:22:11] I had over at the home okay. Oh, it was a fucking great show Not just one of the best shows I've ever seen in that venue probably Arguably the best sounding band. Huh? I've ever heard in that room. Okay. I've seen like

[01:22:26] Great shows in there. I've seen had a great time there so many so many times but Something about like their mix It wasn't super loud A lot of the dynamics of what they were doing to come through, you know

[01:22:41] You see something like Boris Boris is gonna be fucking let me poor Boris put song a great fucking show Don't get me wrong. It's kind of just loud There's not like a lot of dynamics for quieter things

[01:22:51] But blonde red kind of do come out of the loud quiet loud a little bit of like the pixies Yeah, and you know my Billy Valentine and Sonic youth and I mean, I don't think they're like a super like loud noisy band

[01:23:07] But they do have those moments in their repertoire for sure But yeah, I was just kind of taken back by just how fucking good they sound and this is a band that had Had had a record out in almost 10 years their last record came out last year

[01:23:22] Sit down for dinner last record before that came out in 2014 so 10 years ago And I don't think they really played too many shows in that period of time between that record and sit down for dinner Fucking St. Louis actually fucking showed up nice three bands I know

[01:23:41] They're one quote noble That have played to comically Small crowds in the neighboring venue the pageant, which is a 2300 cap room. Okay. That's Portugal the man Yeah, who I personally wouldn't have played to probably 200 people and it's weird to think that like yeah

[01:24:02] Portugal the man one of the biggest bands in the world right now, but like 12 13 years ago like could barely Draw three or 400 people probably in some markets. Yeah, they were a great band then it wasn't I mean I think people just took a while to well

[01:24:17] They had to have that fucking radio hook on a record that had no other single on it Which is still one of the funniest fucking things. Anyways, so there's that Courtney love the infamous Courtney love show in St. Louis and Blonde redhead interesting

[01:24:32] Knowing that I wondered if people in St. Louis would actually show up to this and I was say was probably four or five hundred people Nice, you know, I might be overestimating it young folks or old folks

[01:24:44] It just what I was a little confused when I was walking up to the venue because there were so many people younger than me Then like did I get my dates wrong? Yeah Oh Ran the Jimmets going is good to see him. No open their squirrel flower this

[01:25:05] really interesting Singer songwriter Indie chick from I guess she's out of Chicago now She was here in St. Louis with her full band just like a month or two ago I remember seeing it and I'm like, oh, yeah

[01:25:18] I know that I know them and forgot to go but it was just her solo and I think she's a lovely songwriter as basically if Angel Olson had like a really sick stick-and-poke of like a cicada Like it feels very specific It feels it feels very like mid-western

[01:25:41] You know tearing your beer, but like sure, but it's like a staggie bought for a dollar sure at like a hip bar Kind of shit. Okay, which is fine

[01:25:50] But that is what it is. Yeah, a lot of those compositions. I think are kind of tough when it's just her She gave a great performance, but I think only a couple of those songs to me

[01:26:03] Really stuck like oh, this is really fucking it was really more just like yeah, this is cool I'm really glad I got to see her perform love to see her with a full band And I was like well now I really have to see her as a

[01:26:13] Say yeah now you've got a solo musician like some of the stuff just fortunately doesn't hit like how I think it's supposed to That does happen, especially if it was written with the band. I mean there's definitely you can tell super fucking cool So yeah blonde redhead

[01:26:27] I think you're probably gonna be touring for most of the year So motherfuckers go and see them because that shit was tight. Oh and the new MGMT record Oh, I'm out and it's fun

[01:26:38] It's not getting great reviews because I think MGMT are just destined to never get great reviews because That second record that it seemed was purposely made to be bad I think that's every every like post morum interview ever. I was like yeah

[01:26:52] we kind of wanted it to be bad because We do want to be like pigeon holders some shit and it's like my dude you just could You could just done a regular spectacular a second time. I think yeah, it would have been happy

[01:27:04] Yeah, what's really peculiar about that record is a Kai reminds me of like jumbling towers a little bit like it's very weird and got like kind of an interesting push-pull to its like rhythm and

[01:27:20] Dynamics I understand why people hate MGMT because it kind of feels like some people that have never done drugs Trying to tell you they've done a lot of drugs I know that is probably not true from some of the things I have heard them pre

[01:27:35] Them blowing up, right, but it definitely feels like what a pink What would Pink Floyd sound like if Sir Barrett just said he had done a shitload of drugs We'd be a very different group. Yeah, this is what that record kind of sounds like it's fine

[01:27:48] Give it a listen. You might like a couple songs on there. I think pitchfork didn't really give it like a Warm review and I don't think ain't much else has rest in peace pitchwork Oh, we're resting resting piss piss fork piss fork

[01:28:02] I would I go into which black people are worth paying attention to Oh, and also the new mannequin pussy is coming out Oh, and the new sheer mag are coming. They'll be out. I think all folks

[01:28:14] I think both of those fine records will be out by the time this episode airs probably yeah Listen, I'm very good. The stuff for new man. Capoose is fantastic stuff from the new sheer mag I've heard it's fucking tits Fucking go listen to those records and

[01:28:31] Drink some beer you get from the bottom of the cooler. You know, I'm saying the real hell. Yeah, absolutely Go go mow your neighbor's lawn and tell him to fuck off I got a right

[01:28:40] I got one right record recommendation that I've been banging a lot the new alkaline trio I was I was as surprised as anyone that It not only was so consistent and so good, but that it also they got a new drummer

[01:28:52] And boy this guy's putting in his paces in this record because there's some drumming on This alkaline trio record that hasn't been done For at least 20 years on an alkaline trio album and I think yeah, okay

[01:29:04] That was actually yes the lineup change was needed some drummers man like they fucking just lose Lose it. Yeah, boy the first track is called hot for preacher And if you hear no other track from it that one and then it's a bad time

[01:29:20] Because they both just have these Just the drum track is fucking killer, but then the rest of this song is also Matt ski bit his time spent with blink 182 was definitely he learned a lot and

[01:29:33] He came back really energized and cuz you heard about that whole situation where he was in blink 182 for a while But then Mark was dealing with cancer Tom wanted back in the band and they said bye Matt And so he's like, okay. I guess that's over

[01:29:48] Apparently are you right in this band? Yeah, well, but I mean honestly Matt ski's strength has always been working with Dan and Riano and alkaline trio thing because even when I Think Dan goes solo over once a mile with a bunch of different bands

[01:30:06] Matt would go solo and it doesn't work unless they're together. It's just something about them. Sure It's just it's the dream team I don't know what it is and on this record just like every other alkaline trio record

[01:30:16] They got the juice the album is called blood hair and eyeballs And apparently is a quote from Matt's mom who was an ER nurse and he would ask her so how was your night? Ah, you know just blood hair and eyeballs

[01:30:29] It's like that's fucking awesome. That's that's it is great. Why haven't you used that as a record game before? I have to give that listen well, you know, well, you know, you know, it's that time of the show it is

[01:30:42] We're fucking putting this baby in bed and turn off the carbon monoxide detector That's right enjoy the gas leak it's that That part of the show when we tell people where to find us online if you want to just post the words Well, you know at us

[01:31:00] Where can they find you Brian? Oh jeez if you want to tell me if I tell me well, you know You can find me all the major social media platforms as I shot G the board is a GOT GUI DB or D or a music photographer

[01:31:19] If you want to check out some words and photos you can go over to a music photographer I'll have I'll be photographing Singer songwriter troubadour Maddie Diaz over and off Broadway on the 7th

[01:31:34] Which will be the day after this episode comes out. I'm looking forward to it's not really my thing I typically shoot but she's got some fucking killer songs It's it's if you ever had bad breakups

[01:31:46] You've been on both side you've been the bad person and the good person in the breakup She's got some songs for you. Maybe you've been that person at the same time She's got a couple tunes for you too. She's also to her with a bunch of fucking crazy

[01:31:57] But it's like oh When interesting little CV for this person I've never heard of before anyways, so that's gonna be going on there soon Excellent if you want to check out my photography portfolio, which I have recently updated. It's asshole music photographer Wonderful, so that's a Hey music

[01:32:14] For words and foes asshole music Just just a photo if you want to check out the last only good me website in St. Louis, that's the arts stl.com I We just launched a food no series

[01:32:31] I forget the name of the man off the top of my head, but we've got we've got someone that's eating their way through this beautiful gluttonous town It's called eating in St. Louis. Yeah Yeah

[01:32:42] Well, you see the shirt right I got I got a shirt at hodaks. That's the horny chicken shirt eat here take me home Damn, it's yeah, it's a it's a come on my back or watch but not both

[01:32:55] Yes, it's like a a sultry chicken woman on a plate. I fuck it Chicken I'd fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah That's a callback. I know that's that's fucking hodaks. You are a fucking white person

[01:33:10] I'm telling you. You love going down the Sular for Marty Grongan fucking going out of Dogtown for St. Patrick's Day I like St. Patrick's Day because it's on my wedding anniversary. That's that's the only reason I like you got the luck of the Irish I do indeed

[01:33:25] So anyways Jason Yes, sir if the lads and last season like to get the whole day on the social media How would they be doing that there my boy? Fuck sake you're gonna find me on Twitter and all the other places that's video crime VID EOC RIM a

[01:33:40] That's about as if I go any further I'm gonna start sounding like Ringo and Video crime all the places Anything else that's not that it's gonna be laser group CEO

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