Episode 110 : I Ain't Dead, I'm Smokin' Ozempic

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[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_08]: It's 40 minutes of Dogs Barking. My name is Jason. This is Brian. Boy, we got a weird week to go through for you

[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_08]: We're gonna start with my favorite guy in memes right now JD Vance

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_08]: He's a Vance, the god

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Guy Lier himself

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Where's your white belt at JD Vance? You're from Ohio

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Is Ohio for lovers? Is Ohio for lovers JD Vance?

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they have your three favorite Hawthorne Heights songs now or a little fucking kidding JD Vance

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Not fucking kidding. I was just gonna make the Hawthorne Heights reference and I

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_03]: No you got it you nailed it in one

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, here with your Gilmantara's party dream bullshit no one gives a care

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_08]: It's Nicky FM by the way is the only Hawthorne Heights worth song worth a damn

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, JD Vance making the rounds on the internet this week because people have been

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_08]: allegedly carrying around at Trump Raleigh's

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Specimen jars with JD Vance's face on him that says JD Vance full family kit

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_08]: So fucking weird the original post from USA Kami Camille Thompson some weird stuff

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Trump supporters are carrying around cups of JD Vance's sperm weird Republicans mock Democrats who can't start families with cups of JD

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Vance's semen and the fixtures

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Look pretty genuine now unfortunately because you know, it's the internet

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_08]: We don't know if any of this is real a couple days later s queer

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Alejandra Caraballo, which we I believe we've had them on the one of these little roundups before

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_08]: They're gonna have to invent a whole new word because weird isn't enough and then they posted their own

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Which is yet the more people carrying around the you know, that's gotta be the most bitter calm

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you know, it's like there's no good like sugars anything that he eats nothing natural

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: He's drinking that dye Mountain Dew right? It's he's got that fucking Barry acid nut

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He's he's got the nut that you use to get rust off a bumper

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Just absolute it starts to sizzle if you leave it in the sun. It's like the alien blood from the alien movies. Yeah, it's just

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Which were inspired by HR Geiger gang double team by trans women. Yes, so really comes her

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_08]: What a wonderful little Swiss weirdo HR gear maybe I love him

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_04]: RIP hi Geiger you have loved the little freak that's running for vice-press

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_07]: This didn't video JT Vance. I don't know why he talks like Werner Herzog

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_07]: But that's I'm running with it this little weirdo JD Vance. I'm liking Kim

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Looked like his wife hits him

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it sexual?

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_04]: This is like JD Vance would be like the character in a movie

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: From like a arty early 90s European film about a child who was a product of violent

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay goes on to be like a huge piece of shit

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But like that in like a monumental way like running for vice president or right incredibly unpopular person

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Like terrorizing like the apartment building he lives in okay a petty tyrant. Yeah, yeah

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And he would be like the petite child

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Even as a full-grown adult

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_08]: He would be the child well some people speculated that this was all a big hoax a flim flam job if you will

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_08]: That's a user Elise Thomas. I

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_08]: May never forgive 2024 for making me type Vance juice cup into a search bar

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_08]: They did point out that the user photo for miss Camille Thompson does come from this person does not exist

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Elise Thomas

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_08]: I have not yet seen anyone claiming to be able to independently corroborate the existence of the jizz cups

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_08]: They allegedly ran one of the photos through an AI image identifying tool which was quote uncertain about the images authenticity

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I've tried a few tools Elise says designed to detect fakes and they also can't decide

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't think they're fully AI Photoshop seems like a possibility, but I don't know all I'm saying is the account spreading them is pretty suspect

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_08]: I

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Don't care if it's true. It's like the couch fucking it. It's feels it feels real enough. It's um is absolutely

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking wild mm-hmm that a month basically a month ago today

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the the kid that said it's tape and you can't hide an unboxing video

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: took a shot at Trump and missed and

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And we've basically have all but forgotten it yeah and Trump has completely lost the sauce

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: He is nominated an absolute failure is his VP nominee little goblin man a man not deserving of empathy or scorn

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's like pity. I want to see his chromosome test

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to see what JD Vance is working with them sure all of his chromosomes look like onion rings

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I thought you might find this one relatable

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_08]: It's the newest may-may newest meme to come out of Twitter there a circle in a triangle factory

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_08]: This was Twitter user meat market and this was the original comic here

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Classic MS paint comic style where it's just like line drawings real real shitty looking and it's a guy in front of a conveyor belt

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_08]: A machine that's making triangles and then he's got a hard hat. You know, he's in the factory

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_08]: He's in a triangle factory

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Holding up a circle circle in a triangle factory. How queer I've never seen such a thing

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_08]: I must inquire about this further with my supervisor post haste

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_08]: And then the second panel is a much more jaded fellow staring at it going I guess we do in circles now

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I love this idea because yeah, which the question that was posed when the comic was originally posted

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_08]: But which one are you?

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_08]: And I feel like I'm the we're doing circles now. Okay, I've been yeah

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I've worked enough jobs where there were people that had email jobs that had to justify their bloat paychecks

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Where they would like there's something going on with my job right now that like it has completely fucked everything up

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Jesus and is miserable and it makes the job twice as hard for everyone

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm and it's all because someone probably in office who works from home was like shit

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I have not had an idea for several months. Oh, I we should change this procedure and ruin everything

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like effective one of my subordinates today. I mean him. We're talking about I even brought that was like

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: There's someone right now who's probably smoking a dispensary vape at their house

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That was like, oh, I'll do this so I can I can justify working from home still and now we have to deal with it

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's looking at us. I like you Brian. Yeah

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Good that's fantastic. That's probably exactly what happened. Yeah

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_08]: And so this caught fire and people started making variations on it

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Here's one by girl meet 5557 the nerdy guy next to the factory worker management says we have to start making circles

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_08]: But we only have a triangle maker. Yeah, I don't know that feels very much a pace of that too or the following days

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Scoobly one shared an iteration with a green square coming out of the circle maker machine

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_08]: The worker just saying man, what the fuck

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_08]: And then another variation in the following days, let's see the alley cat the all three Y cat

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_08]: showing the days without a

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Green square sign and the green square just emerging out of the machine and the worker with his hands on his head

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_08]: I got damn it. It's really gone off the rails. You know, it's like your your circle makers up and running and out comes the green square

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_08]: they're both just staring at it or

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Just the follow-up to the first panel in the original, you know

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I must bring it up to my supervisor brings her the supervisor the triangle machines making circles and the supervisor

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_08]: There's fucked you expect me to do about it go and fix it or you're fired. That's real

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's very real

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_08]: It really boiled down a lot of what people think about their jobs

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Even email jobs will have moments like this where it's like wait. What? It's the universal condition. I think yeah

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_04]: So many of our jobs are kind of like pointless. Yes

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: The world would probably be a better place if they didn't like exist

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Generally speaking, we have this like system that we're born to called capitalism and we have to trade our you know

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Access labor for centralized currency so we can do things like buy Pokemon go points

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_08]: It sucks dude, you're right sucks, bro. Well, you know it doesn't suck dog memes dog stealing chicken

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Roast duck roast duck that's right. We're talking about of course. Xiaoping

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_08]: The dog whomst gets snitched on

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_08]: And I was first brought to this attention by a

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Twitter user

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_08]: official bro, Hoss

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's display name is blady if he was Mexican and could bench 315?

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a good one

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_08]: That's a John Henry ass user name like Jesus Christ his first post bringing this to all of the people on Twitter was

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_08]: I love the Chinese dog that gets snitched on get owned buddy

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Followed by this video, which was the first one ever saw and it's

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_08]: About a dog and the son of the owner who's feeding him the roast duck and then snitching on him to the mom

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_08]: It's wonderful. Here's a little taste of

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_08]: That not the roast duck the dog video

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Mom's not home. I'll give you the duck and he gives him two pieces

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, go ahead go ahead little buddy and then all of a sudden when the mother comes in and scolds

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_08]: You little shit. Yeah, who let you do that? He says mom

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Please train your dog. Who told you to eat it and they're all both

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Shaving him his dog the video has two parts because this is apparently stitched together from two different videos

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_08]: He's trying to apologize to the dog and the dogs mad saying yeah, forgive me. Forgive me. And so he bribes the dog

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Literally throws money at the dog's feet forgive me give me a handshake. No, okay

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_08]: That's not enough here's some more money and the dog forgives him with a handshake, but then

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_08]: snitched again. Oh mom he's stealing your money

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_05]: guys ass

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And this would around for a while being there are a number of people including myself just posting Xiaoping innocent

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because I mean come on. He's a sweet boy

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Then it we find out that this is all staged and that the dog is really well trained

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_08]: So it was this guy at our

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it's like eight Rs a our

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_08]: CA just goes by Eli and

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_08]: He posted evidence in other videos where the owner taught him to growl and show his teeth on command

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_08]: At certain commands that he either yells or points and so it's just

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Here is let's practice. Yeah, but bear your teeth when I point at you well trained

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so apparently in Chinese mythology

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Xiaoping is like this beautiful heavenly dog

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like part of some sort of grand mythology

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_04]: But now in our mythology is a dog who steal roasts dog. I

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Love to see stuff where it's very clearly

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_08]: someone being playful with their pet as opposed to if he was really

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Shaming this dog or like you know making him that mad and clearly Xiaoping is getting

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Roastuck on the regular if he's making all these videos where he's quote unquote stealing it secretly secretly

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_08]: It's very clear that between the training video and just the reaction to it people are

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_08]: People are getting Xiaoping fever. They're they're loving the dog. They love the little rotund guy

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Whom secretly eat roast up

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_08]: He's like me for real for real that's how I feel about Xiaoping Xiaoping innocent

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But you know who's not innocent. No, who's that people who who scam crypto people? Oh, that's right

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_08]: It is crypto scam of the week time

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_06]: You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's time for the crypto scam of the week

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, this courtesy of fortune.com

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Jeff John Roberts three names three first names watch out for him Jeff John Roberts reporting

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_08]: The crypto market was heating up in Fred who was in his 60s and lives in Connecticut

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Figured it was a good time to shift some positions he held in his coinbase account after encountering some difficulties with the website

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Fred decided to call the company. He searched for coinbase on Google and at the top of the page

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_08]: She saw an ad that prominently displayed a customer service phone number. He called it

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Representative informed him that he had quote one of the older accounts but required updating

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_08]: And that's where it all started 20 minutes later Fred

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Who asked his name not be used to avoid attracting unwanted attention had been robbed of more than

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_08]: $100,000 of Bitcoin Ethereum and cash

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_08]: It turned out the Indian accent and representative. He called did not work for coinbase at all

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_08]: But for scammers. Yes, so the rep persuaded him to share his coinbase password

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_08]: But also to open his online

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_08]: banking portal

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_08]: He only cut the scammer off after Wells Fargo called him to check about the suspicious activity in

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_08]: His account very bad

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Not a good thing to have happened

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_08]: But impersonation scams like this that are aided and abetted by search engines are fucking everywhere

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah all over the fucking place. I believe friend of the pod as

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Zetron has touched on this a few times

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_04]: With his newsletter and his lovely podcast better offline. Yeah is very

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Disheartening to see all of these systems that we have put faith in because they kind of like earned it

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And because they were liable and usable have now just like sold out so hard sold us out

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm, and I mean 20 years ago was a real radical thing to say like you know if you're not paying for it

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_04]: You're the you're what's being sold. Yeah comes to like internet stuff sure, you know

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_04]: we've really been put over the barrel and

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Google search Facebook all this stuff is so

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_04]: antagonistic yeah towards like

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Just simple stuff like looking up a customer service on because like I did that one

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I get like I can call like a phone number by realize like hey

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I looked up something like you know might be like an Amazon customer service number customer service number for I don't know some other website and

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Was like wait a second

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: This doesn't add up and like look like no this is a scam fucking phone number and how is this at the top?

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm. There's been times where the get back into more specifically crypto stuff if you were to search something like

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Shibinu token or something like that mm-hmm the first result wouldn't be like a dex screener link or a link to

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: The project's website it would be like a scammer

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And what here's the thing it wasn't someone gaming SEO. It's someone that bought the fucking ad right

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, be the first entry that was gonna be my question. Yeah, is it is it SEO stuffing or is it is it ad buys and ad buy

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_08]: That's worse that's ten times worse

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_08]: This is not the first or only time obviously this has been kind of a known quantity for a while with Google continuing to deteriorate in front of our eyes

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_08]: There was a guy who had the same problem with Superbridge a pseudonymous author on medium

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Recounts how he sought the website for Superbridge a bridge service of the sort that some experienced crypto users

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Convert lesser-known crypto currencies to others

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_08]: His Google search returned an ad that displayed a link Superbridge app the services legitimate website

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_08]: User click the link and commence to transaction only to have

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_08]: $3,000 worth of USDC stablecoin disappear from his wallet

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_08]: It turns out that the Superbridge app link

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Displayed in the Google ad when clicked upon

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_08]: redirected to a page called separate bridge app

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Which was the malicious site, but he had no way of knowing that the sponsored app looked legit

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_08]: And I'm looking at a screenshot of it. I mean it

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It's spelled right. It has all the sub pages. It yes is I've seen this before

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_04]: it's

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, fuck man. I don't know man. Maybe this internet thing was a mistake

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_08]: To follow up on Fred the article continues

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_08]: He says the local police directed him to the FBI office in New Haven, Connecticut

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Where an agent put him on the phone with law enforcement in India

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Who said his money is sitting in a crypto wallet where it is?

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Intermingled with funds from other fraud victims law enforcement agencies are moving to seize the wallet

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Leading Fred to hope he may recover at least a portion of what was taken me mile Fred said he's done now with

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Investing in the crypto markets, but he added if the FBI is able to return his funds

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_08]: He might quote buy one bit con and call it a day. I'm assuming he needs Bitcoin back

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Bit con I feel if you put that into Google you're gonna

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Gonna get hit again, but work out on your your favorite there Fred

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's uh, it's fucking crazy. That's just I keep fucking saying it's only gonna get worse, but it really

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_04]: This sort of story. Yeah, I've been reading about or hearing about one form another for the last

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_04]: two or three years. Yeah, but I

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_04]: feel like

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_04]: With whatever happens on the other side of this election. I think next year is going to be fucking stupid

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's gonna be stupid Biden or not by the

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Kamala Kamala Kamala

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, but come bomb. Look come Bob. Look a bomb

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_04]: If if Kamala wins, yeah, I think it's gonna be weird. Yeah

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_04]: If Trump wins it's gonna be super weird because I've talked about and I think I've read some other stuff too from other people

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Who had that kind of parallel thought of like okay the vibes are feeling like Obama years

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_08]: But had cryptocurrency been as widespread and widely adopted at that time

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_08]: I bet you dollars to donuts that would have been entire ad campaigns and things like protect your money from the communist takeover of

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Bronco Bambler

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Invest in no bungler coin, I think they're really gonna make a lot of hay

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_08]: But all the stuff people were saying like, you know Kamala is some sort of communist

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Marxist insane please. Please stop tempting us with a good time. I know don't

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Can if only fuck say absolutely absolutely

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Well speaking of good times

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Now we talked last week we had our guest on Jay Brent Stetter

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Talking about fur affinity and how a lot of those people were refugees from something awful

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_08]: well animal related and also

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Originating on something awful. I can has cheese burger calm Brian

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Did you know this did you know that this was a thing that we started? Yeah, I know about this for

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Chesburger Chesburger. That's right. There's no second E. That's right because cats aren't smart correct

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna use it in that that is the implication. Yes

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_08]: I think really that whole thing started with those fucking Chick-fil-a ads where the cows can't spell

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Eat more chicken. Yeah, exactly. Well, I don't know why like I was like saying like that the

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_04]: The Chick-fil-a cows talk like Native Americans. Hey, you should

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Eat more chicken there a

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_04]: If you really want to make the mother earth happy

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_04]: You shouldn't be eating us

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_04]: brave and sovereign cows

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Perhaps the

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Distainful and surly chicken. I've been thinking about this for a couple weeks. Hmm that everyone's like

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_04]: All the not everyone but all the fucking weirdos the freaks on the internet

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Are like everything's becoming woke. Yeah, and

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And like how it's gonna make something worse else

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I think you like you know what if there was one property and they brought back and they made a quote-unquote woke

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Would probably still be really funny be like King of the Hill. Oh, yeah, absolutely

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Dan

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Joseph said our teacher looks like a tree now Bobby

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't be saying that word and also

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_04]: a tree is like a normal woman. What was something special and beautiful

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_04]: And also Peggy is actually Spanish. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. Okay

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I see it. I see where you're going with this. Yeah, you still get hit the same notes

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I think yeah

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_08]: and I think you even do the inverse where Peggy is like over annunciating everything and a spaniel but then like

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Really straightening up things that are not, you know, Spanish origin words and just like go in the opposite direction

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_08]: I think that's even funnier. But anyway, yeah

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's just that's just like my little terrible thought that's been bouncing around my head like a pachinko

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Machine no, I love it. So early 2007 a guy named Eric Nakagawa has a friend named Kari

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna basami and he's asking Kari

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Send me something cute to make me feel better and she being a bit more

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Friendly to the internet than he was sends a series of images

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_08]: cats with

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_08]: phonetically poorly spelled phrases and

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Immediately they knew exactly what they had to do which was start a company. I don't know and

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_08]: So the image in question the first one was known as

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_08]: happy cat

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it was a great short hair cat and I can has cheeseburger. Yep boy

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I think I think happy cat got spammed so much on something awful at some point that like even posting in

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Fiat was a bamboo offense ouch

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Like a lot of things I think really the origin comes back down to 4chan because there was cat or day long before

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure long before law cats or any of that stuff was even a thing and it was just like post pictures of your cat

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Or a cat or any cat. It's cat or day

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_08]: But but but here's the entire threads and so 2007 they started of the website

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_08]: I can has

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Chesburger within eight months. They got investors

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_08]: I

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Know

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_08]: 2007 man the wild fucking west it could happen, you know at any time you could do any any idea, you know

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_04]: whatever so fucking stupid and they

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Created something which I think made it unique at that time

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Which was you didn't have to fire up Photoshop

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_08]: You could do this all on their website is the wall builder where you could just take the impact font

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Put whatever stupid shit you wanted on a cat picture and call it a day and there you have it

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's technically theirs because you created on their website

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_08]: That led to them, you know within the first year the average of 8,000 submissions per day

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Then they sorted through and posted maybe a dozen or so to the site proper so they got so many submissions

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure they're still sorting through them at this point

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_08]: 17 years

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah as of 2008 two million page views per day

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_08]: And of course they weren't content to stick with I can has cheeseburger for the entire time

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_08]: They decided they were gonna branch out and do other things like fail blog

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_08]: I can has hot dog, which is the same thing but with dogs fail blog

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Of course, everyone kind of knows what the people getting the shit kicked out of them or fucking up

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_08]: There were a lot of other sites in the network. Let's see

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_08]: auto Rex

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Dating fails Monday through Friday, which is work related memes

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_08]: The ugliest tattoos

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_08]: There I fixed it, which I believe was originated on Reddit if I remember correctly

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_08]: School of fail, which is just school related memes if you're too young to have an office job

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Parenting fails for when you want to shame other parents poorly dressed and so forth just

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_08]: ridiculous amount of shit that they did but the most interesting thing at least to me was when they bought

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Know your meme.com. Yeah, so rather than just be a purveyor of memes. They also wanted to fund

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_08]: meme research I guess in a way I

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Could I like what you do you just like give every kid an ISS like

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking half a bar is annex of five hour energy and here you go, buddy

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Take us to the edge. Yeah pretty much

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_08]: So this year from CNET back when CNET was doing investigative reporting they covered a gnomed ex-conference in 2008

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Where Ben He was the owner of Iken has cheeseburger at the time went through how it started and it was an

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Aim message look at cute picture and then happy cat

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_08]: January 1907 at two in the morning that website

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_08]: They bought not only that domain but several other misspellings of it because they knew that if they're trying to

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Trying to spell something incorrectly. You're gonna get it wrong

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Huh being the main investor originally paid two million dollars for the site, but now hugh is sitting on a

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_08]: massive gold mine

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_08]: He's gone

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Just completely baffling. Let's see graph jam. They bought up graph jam. Yeah, English really

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I English. Yeah, that seems kind of weird for a couple of Asian people. It's very odd to be like

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah every morning I get and

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Get up and tap my self in the head like her with a shotgun like her Cobain where

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Remember you remember I don't think that's specific one

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_08]: But I remember things like you know auto rock for a lot auto locking door or you know

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_08]: No smorking or things like that. Yeah, remember the t-shirts the only t-shirt

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I really remember was tell me about punk rock granddad and it looked like the cover of the sex pistols never mind the Bullocks

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_08]: No, I mean I'm sure I have somewhere saved a ton of shit from English

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they had some really choice shirts that you could buy. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah, they also bought totally looks like

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Which was badger totally looks like Brian Cranston or whatever those those dumb ass photos

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, they were sitting on a huge gold mine there. Oh

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Raffle rotsie is another one where it was memes about celebrities

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm taking a little bit for a step further than this drawing come on their mouth

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Wasn't that Paris Paris Hilton's thing? Yeah

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I think he's on

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean the website still up they announced the Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez divorce so I podcast the PHP

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Making videos in his car so no, he's still around still looks as awful as ever

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Always looks tired. Yeah, it is a tired looking. He looks like low-tax now. Oh man

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean they've done a number of things trying to branch out too

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_08]: I mean they had a YouTube channel which did things like probably bad news which was

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_08]: The same shit that Jay Leno was doing about funny misprints and newspapers

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_08]: There when you're ripping off Jay Leno, that's when you know your ideas are bereft. You have a

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_06]: She must have had a lot of liquid in her ass. Hey, uh, is that what Monica Lewinsky was doing underneath the desk?

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean just

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Camera goes over to the guy playing guitar and staying over a jar

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, you gotta do that Kevin what's going on there buddy can't do the same or Jay

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Gee that's a lot of blood

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Just I'm bleeding out

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, let's go to commercial. We'll see if we can save Kevin five

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I can there's really no other way to go from there

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_08]: But like yeah the these meme pages this this I can has cheeseburger was very much lowest common denominator

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Your Jay Leno watching mom would have laughed her fucking ass off at these websites is like I got this dog

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_06]: That says I don't eat me

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Looks like a hot dog

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Dog is a weird dog dressed like a hot dog in the Texas get that ketchup away from me

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly that type of shit

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_04]: America's funniest home videos ass website as someone who was like an edge lord provocateur around this time on the internet

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I really felt like I wasn't the only one

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I really felt like things things like this website were kind of like sucking the fun of being on the internet

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the investment bankers and corporations are coming for for our little thing that we have and

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Boy did they ever yeah, I use know your meme for reference material a lot on this show

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_08]: But it really is because

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Before the buyout before I can has cheeseburger bought them

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_08]: They had a lot of in-depth knowledge about older stuff they still continue to this day

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_08]: I will give them credit for all one thing and only one thing and it is they do their research and

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_08]: They're a very good resource to use the rest of the site

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_08]: However is usually shit regurgitated shit from reddit regurgitated shit from 4chan regurgitated shit from Twitter

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Regurgitated shit that you will then take from I can has cheeseburger.com and put on Facebook

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_08]: That's then gonna be scraped for AI to make a three-headed kitten that says it's my birthday

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Please like please

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_08]: And then the text will say beautiful cabin crew scarlett Johansson three kissy-fazer booties. Did you know this about BMWs?

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure here's the information about the Mitsubishi GT. Yeah, just

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Just whatever a z was first produced in

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_04]: 1982 I had a 3.4 liter engine

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And four speed automatic transmission the Shelby GT 600 was originally created by just

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_04]: ridiculous

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Houston crime GTR

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_04]: GT R32 was first produced in 1993 and have a listed horsepower of

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_04]: 275 though

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Implied agreement among Japanese supercar manufacturers at the time would often top out the maximum horsepower at this limit in

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_04]: order to keep regulatory

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Oversight from prying too deeply

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly like that kind. Yeah

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, the Houston Chronicle had a ridiculous article when they first discovered I can has cheeseburger

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_08]: I

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Included it mostly for the fact that Dwight Silverman out here grinding his ass off in 2007 trying to make it work

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_08]: The headline web photo phenomenon centers on felines comma poor spelling

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And then the you know, I'm gonna say something here. I'm gonna get on my Kanye West shit

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm glad that all the cats and these memes are dead now. Oh shit

[00:33:18] [SPEAKER_08]: God damn dude. Let's see 17 years old

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I guess my mates I was like my cat's 18. He was around that time

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm doing the math like well most cats are probably yeah, they're probably

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_08]: So that's in the opening paragraph

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_08]: He redeems himself computer geeks have their own niche in pop culture

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Sometimes something crazed from that niche escapes and runs rampant among the masses. I love the opening

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_08]: I got it. I gotta say very of the time to 2007

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_08]: It happened before with the I kiss you guy

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Mahir Khaagri and the all-your-base fad and more recently the diet coke and Mentos experiments

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Now working its way into the popular consciousness is something far more bizarre and depending on your point of view in sense of humor

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_08]: either very funny or

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Irritatingly cutesy and he goes on to describe what a log hat is

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_08]: But then links to

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Linguistic mystic comm written by a Colorado linguistic student

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Which does try to break down the law cat speak

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_08]: And of course that URLs is long long gone

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_08]: But he's suggesting as I did the that it evolved from cat or day

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Cat lovers posting their felines with funny captions on Saturday a line used in online strategy games such as

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Starcraft became a common meme

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_08]: That was the I'm in your base killing your dudes

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_08]: And yes the best collection of law cats can be found at icon has cheeseburger calm

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Articles like this by the way as a nice little sidebar pretty much were the reason that there's an entire arc in

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Akewood about roast beef accidentally becoming famous on the internet. It becomes a meme. Yeah a law cat

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Which leads to probably my favorite exchange between him and

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Where he's getting flirted with by a stewardess on an airplane after getting all this law cat money

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_08]: And he thinks he's gonna take her back to his hotel room Ray stops him before the act can continue

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_08]: And then they kind of get drunk and commiserate

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_08]: The next morning they wake up in their hotel in Las Vegas and Ray has shit the bed

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he made pickles in the big pickles

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_05]: What are we gonna do with this and so they take the soiled bedsheets with them

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna take it out to the desert and shoot it

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_08]: And the line that sticks with me to this day is a turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly five o'clock news Ray

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that the same arc where the notorious Lincoln

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's that same week and they get the tracksuits and the stovepipe hats in there

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_08]: They're doing then to rius Lincoln video. That is a

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_04]: They drink blue nun, I think is what the wide mouth bottles of blue nun the wine so

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_05]: The wine so bad it made the news

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_04]: God I once saw

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Blue nun at a grocery store and almost bought it, but I think I was like in Denver or something. Oh, no

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I have no way

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to take it

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I think we flew it on this visit. Oh, yeah, you'd have to check it

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_04]: But I was so tempted like the wine said like, you know, it's the sort of thing that the cops will

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Russell you for yes. Yeah now I can history's burger was not the first to make a lol cat builder that was

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_08]: KS cakes comm slash lol cats

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Of course the site has been gone for a lot of things. Yeah

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Here's what's fun

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_08]: The lol cats language is decidedly fractured conventions have evolved into what legendary blogger

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Neil dash has called kitty pigeon

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_08]: You'll dad name in a while

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Adam Lindsay is written lol code calm an attempt by a software engineer to create a programming language around kitty pigeon

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_08]: And then there was of course the lol cat Bible where they attempted to translate the entire King James Bible

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Into the lol cat pigeon. Yeah, I don't need that. I do not need that in my life

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't even need to know that was a thing that people were trying to use their precious limited time on their earth to do

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_08]: No, and it was I mean it went on for years and years and years and just

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_08]: The last I checked I think they were through Job and which has been you know a long time

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_08]: I haven't thought about that in about a decade. So I'm curious. Oh, it did come up around the same time

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Book version was released in 2010

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_08]: The project was praised by Ben Huh owner of icon has cheese burger calm who noted

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_08]: The lol cat Bible had inspired other religious texts to be translated such as the Quran

[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Jesus oh boy. Oh boy. We're getting some spicy territory here

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Not good

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Since a lot of these were really around very much the turn of web 1.0 into web 2.0

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_08]: A lot of them do not exist anymore. Unfortunately

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of stuff where you just kind of have to go. Yep

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_08]: That was a time when we did that now, of course the

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Original founders of icon has cheeseburg have moved on to do other things

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Eric public speaker on web development

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_08]: And let's see here. He created the travel website simple honey, which was bought by ripple as head of open source for Facebook's

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_08]: cryptocurrency project Libra

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, who this man? Yeah. Well creating an entire website based off an image that you didn't create is also like

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yeah, all right now how smart are you?

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Capitalizing on something that some something awful user or a 4chan user

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_08]: I can't remember who it actually created happy cat, but either one, you know someone else that that

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Didn't take credit for it had actually created and then now it's your whole deal

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Until you get bought by a bigger company and then you're like well, I guess I can do whatever now feels bad

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_08]: It feels real bad feels bad in a way that like

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm trying to think of where else that would have happened. I mean Chuck Norris memes Chuck Norris memes. Yeah

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, cuz I still love the fact that the guy who came up with Chuck Norris memes

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Never made a penny from it. Yeah last time I checked he was a mod on something awful for him

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking scoots Magoo scoots Magoo. Oh shit. Okay. I only ever really check stuff on there when it like

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_04]: escapes containment. Yeah

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Tax died

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the low tax died was like the last time I really read and the low-tax tribute threads

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Were let's just say interesting to say the least because it was half well-wishers and half people going like a get fucked

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I could be both. No, I know

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_04]: It can be both for him

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, rest in piss and also man Richard we really liked your website both things can be true humans can hold that into mine

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_08]: That's how it goes. It was just interesting to go back there, but

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_08]: ripping off someone and

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Never giving them credit and starting this like million dollar idea, which wasn't even your idea and

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Going all these conventions and like yeah, I created this if it feels bad

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_08]: It feels like it's only happening more and more now

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_08]: But it feels like this was kind of the kickoff the wave of this kind of content pilfering theft. Yeah

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_04]: reimagining

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Recontextualizing yeah, it sucks. It's bad. I don't like it because I'm trying to think like what other guys

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Recently had had something like this

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Kind of brought to light. I'm thinking of like the fat Jewish that guy fell off

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_08]: I was thinking also like fuck Jerry all those kind of Instagram guys who were ripping off other people's memes and shit

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_08]: They're making money off of them

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_08]: And I mean there's still people on there that will just like take a Casey Green comic and cut his name off

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And post it I get that show on Facebook all the time like sometimes is attribute

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_04]: rarely, I even got like Rory stuff and

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll see role like peri Bible fellowship, right?

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_08]: There's this weird thing about

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Attribution and like getting people there do because if Casey Green had ever been given his proper due

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_08]: I think the man would be in a different place mentally and doing different work

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_08]: He doesn't seem to be in a terrible place mentally. No, I'm just saying that things would be different for him

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks we say about love there in the aris and yeah, Casey is definitely part of that conversation

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he's necessarily hurting

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_08]: No, I do think he's one of the rare people that's really taken it in stride

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_08]: And he's able to kind of let it go and and be just like at peace with it

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_08]: But I know there's a lot of people who aren't oh, yeah

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I I think yeah, I'm not gonna speak for Casey here

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_04]: But my my perception is I think Casey has been like I have created things that have like changed culture

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_04]: and

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Even if I have not necessarily gotten like a full monetary

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Compensation for for that for something that has that weight to it. You know, what have you done?

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I mean, that's probably the healthiest attitude you guys like well, what have you done?

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_08]: No, I definitely I definitely commended from being able to not get stuck in the oh that should have been me kind of

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's been telling me there is this more like well that could gone better

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_08]: But like it also didn't go worse, but I don't think a lot of artists that are not him

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Have that ability to shrug it off. Maybe they do. I don't I

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I spent a lot of money on very expensive very intense therapy and like there's still like one little nugget

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_04]: That shit can't crack

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything else cuz like I could make peace with a lot of really heavy stuff in my life, but there's one little thing

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_04]: One little thing and you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know, it's like well

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I ever go over that and I think that's so like

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_04]: If you feel like you have a life where you're only ever going to have a

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Swing at it. Yeah

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Once or twice. I mean that's also the thing too like

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't remember who originated the thought but it's like, you know rich kids

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They're truly rich kids and like everyone else when it comes to ideas

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Businesses and things like that is that they get to have multiple

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Swings success and everyone else in the world if they're lucky

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe get to and having worked with some of those fail sons. I

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I've worked for sons of successful business owners. It's like all you do is whiff

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and you give it a million chances to continue whiffing

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and you know look at you and your brand new fucking car and your nice house out in Fenton

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You know

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, all you do is fuck up. I mean on a grander scale. I mean Elon Musk Donald Trump

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_08]: I mean these guys were born on third base and they think they hit a triple it doesn't matter how many times

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Elon fucks up

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_08]: He's got the money, you know, I mean, I'm hoping I'm hoping there's one

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Time where he slips up. I hope spring's eternal and

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Wolf I am a native American Elon Musk here

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Wolf we colonized Mars

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Shouldn't say that word

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Red Planet for the man is that what you're saying?

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_05]: As soon as I as soon as I thought it I'm like pretty good. It's pretty good. It's troublesome, but yeah, I know

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Know the whole planet's a sweat like come on. Let's go. Let's go we we call it a space maze

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, what the bleep?

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Cuz yeah, it made me laugh

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Half the time look at half the time if something is offensive, but it makes me laugh

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna leave it in I'm just gonna work around it somehow, but yeah, you know Musk has

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Failed now is failing right now. Yeah like constantly. It's almost like a daily

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He's also failed so much he fucked up his own dick allegedly

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why all this progeny as of late have been like IV

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_06]: babies okay

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Doing some weird cyberpunk shit

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_06]: slanted in the car

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_05]: This is gonna be epic and when he says

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Astral gambits are you flattening your dick?

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_08]: He saw all the posts about flat dick Friday and was like this is the thing I need to do now

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It'd be cool and hip and all this room

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_04]: What if you find out that um, you know muskies like someone told them it's like a cyberpunk up your hog

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_04]: They should injected his dick with like rubber cement. Oh god

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a pickin base actually like those guys that put synth all yes

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Weird-looking fucking enormous. They give like flesh-toned beehive looking cocks

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_05]: So they got a giant carboners the thing but with your fucking hog

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just terrible look more like Cronenberg's the fly but you get what I'm saying it's just it's grotesque

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a Rick Baker special effect dick his wet bridge well speaking of fucked up dicks. It's shocked at JPEG time

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Waiting for

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna love it Polish guy trying to open the lock

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it is goat's a girl go see girl Wow so progressive I know finally after all these years pronouns are stretched whole

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Exactly right previously hosted by shock Chan

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Fantastic news

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Are a starting so strong the text on the website

[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_08]: The goat's a girl video is what shows us that there is true equality between women and men as a

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Response to the world famous goat see picture

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_08]: We have a woman proving that she can do just as well as any man her anal prolapse pushes boundaries and takes the performance

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_08]: To the next level and a minute and 33

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_08]: clip from me an extreme anal porno oh

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_10]: Wow

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Fairly standard anal porn until then oh

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_08]: An off-screen voice has pushed it out. Wow

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_08]: That's nice little

[00:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:48:17] I

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_08]: So she's pushing come out of her asshole via prolapse and then I think it's the same guy nutting a second time

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Into the prolapse asshole she then prolapses her asshole again

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_05]: There's some weird ass dialogue about what do you think about this internship program?

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she starts talking like a demon

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_04]: My life now knows a little bit less peace Brian calls it sick

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's all my fault. Yeah, that's

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That's absurd. Yeah, it's it's like dadaist art and I know that's like a fucking real

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Crutch for something that's like this to say that make that comparison

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But it feels like it's surreal. What kind of internship is this?

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard of an intern listeners at home if you heard of an internship

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you get prolapsed?

[00:49:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And then a guy with a really weird ponytail a guy with a really weird goatee bust loads all over you

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Give us a call three one four two four

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry three one four two four six nine seven six six if you've had an internship program like that

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, let us know we already know about the one well. There's that yeah, because we both been through it

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_04]: They fucking tricked me out

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Man tricked you again. Yeah

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Me again, yeah, listen

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_04]: The game fucked in the ass thing is called their temp to hire program. Yes, there's no joke there

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the absolute fucking truth if you want to feel like you're getting passed around

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you're on the Lola express

[00:50:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Thankfully, I was only working in

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Did not do the tent higher program, but I still got

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Directly reamed by customers on the daily basis. Yeah speaking of gross pitchers. Yeah a guy

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I went to high school with worked at the

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Location in north with Plaza. Oh sure. Let you know how old this story is. I worked at the same one

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I worked at the same one. Yeah, then you might know this story. Maybe

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: There was a guy that came in they had a manila folder with him and when he left

[00:50:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He forgot to take the manila folder and when someone went to go clean the table the manila folder turned out to be full of hardcore

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, no I do not know this story and I'm really

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_08]: ashamed that it happened anywhere near anywhere

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, I don't know

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay very bad. Yeah very bad

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And you thought eating the food there was bad

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Got him again

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Well between the food there and the prolapse video. I think it's time for a breathman. What do you think sir?

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_08]: It's breathman it's far the show where we tell you what we've been up to as far as

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Things we've consumed media-wise and whatnot's Brian because I'm a gentleman and a scholar

[00:51:29] [SPEAKER_08]: I will say go ahead and tell us what you've been up to. Oh god just

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_04]: enjoying life immensely and I got hired the

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Photograph a band touring musician have really nasty running with security. Oh

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_04]: That was two weeks ago. It was a very well-paying gig. It had to be like hey

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_04]: security guard like fucking jumped down my throat and weird me out and

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Your your you know your talent was like sick or exhausted from being on the road

[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_04]: These foes aren't that great on top of being hassled. Yeah, yeah, like well

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I think had I not been hassled. I probably could have been a better mind space. I'm like these foes really aren't like I

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Wouldn't I was like I would feel embarrassed to have someone pay for these and then their

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Manager was like we'll gladly pay you the foes are fine. I'm like keep telling yourself that all right. Here's here

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, here's my invoice then like okay. I warned you

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at the foes in the video. I took and it's like it's fine. It's like is the finest

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Work I have ever done but yeah, that was weird and then

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Saturday

[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Prograft avid brothers. Oh my wife likes them. Yeah, I'm not a nice tune. It's not really my thing

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_04]: But like yeah me neither respect the musicianship and oh, yeah, I saw him at the Lou Fes couple years back

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, I was like wow why I've been hearing so many good things about them for years live

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like fuck it. I got the opportunity sure. Why not sold out show, you know, and they haven't played

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Actually, they played last year. I think they did two nights at Fox Theatre. I seem to remember that. Yeah

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Super good show, but they had a puppet show

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Necessity having a video set up in the faux pit

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_04]: So I didn't have access to the faux bow

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_04]: So I had to shoot in the two main aisles

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That's all I was told

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, I'm just gonna walk up to the bear. Yeah and shoot from the other side of the barricade and

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Thankfully the crowd at this show

[00:53:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So most bands they have like a really great like energy of like wow these seem like nice genuine people

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, what lovely music like wow

[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I wish more people in the in this industry were like this usually have like the fucking most entailed

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_04]: asshole fucking fans

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_04]: But the fans like the show were really like super nice and like I was a little worried about coverage like being told this by

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_04]: My handler for the evening the media wrangler whose name I forget because very nice

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_04]: But I was like, you know

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Talk with other people everyone's like in such a good mood and I'm like, you know what fuck it if I get bad foes

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just gonna roll with this energy

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And like not think about it too much and the foes in the beam fine

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And there's actually a couple that I really like the thing though

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_04]: That really made it all worthwhile was I was walking to the little area behind the stage

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_04]: where the media people meet up at and

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_04]: An older gentleman

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Gotta be in his late 60s

[00:54:36] [SPEAKER_04]: him and his wife come up to me and

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I'm just trying to like cut through the crowd when he comes up to me. He goes. I want to thank you for your service

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_09]: like huh

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And his wife is like, you know your hat and I go. Oh, yeah

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_04]: No problem. You're welcome. I like shake his hand and I just keep walking and I just don't know what to do

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Because the hat I'm wearing has a gold fringe

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm, and it has the black and brown or black and red solidarity split flag, right? And it says class war veteran

[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I've known people that have also owned this hat

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_04]: They have these sort of instances in the wild. I've heard of people getting like a veterans discount

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, we're in that hat and I'm just like so I didn't know what to do, right?

[00:55:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm walking the rest of the way just like

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Going from frowning the chuckling the frowning like I don't know how I feel. It's funny. Did you steal Valor? Yeah

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm also thinking like, you know what if your generation didn't fucking game the system for themselves and drive up rent

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I would never have had to serve in the first place you fucking cuck

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I really thought fair enough fucking sit and spin motherfucker. Oh, there's that yeah

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_04]: My friends didn't have to die so you could have two houses in a boat

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's set like the whole entire tone of the evening. I suppose really. Yeah, that really happened

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like texting my girlfriend. She's like that's the you know kind of like that's a dream isn't it like

[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_08]: That happened like it's in a way. Yeah, it feels like one of those made-up ass Reddit stories

[00:56:24] [SPEAKER_08]: You know what I mean? Like when it happens to you what oh?

[00:56:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay. Yeah, and then everyone clapped and the name of the kid was Albert Einstein

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I was like, you know what sonny for your service you can fuck my wife. I don't mind if I do

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Right then I met Gene Simmons and he also sucked my dick

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It was cool as hell he was in the in the full kiss makeup best night of my life. Yeah, I may have my star child

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Also, I do not at all give off the vibe

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Was someone who's served? I'm the wrong kind of asshole

[00:57:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and I also am really bad shape no dodge charger. Let's see what I want this

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I do I do have an incredible amount of credit card debt. There is that yes

[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_08]: I think that's just called being alive at this point in time sure and definitely I pick up on it now because

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_04]: At my current job, I work with a lot of veterans turns out they're not

[00:57:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like really weird when you work at a place has a lot of veterans

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're not entitled assholes whereas like the last job I worked at there was a guy in

[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_04]: leadership who

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I don't think ever fired up never saw combat never fired a bullet

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I think all he did was like hang out in Asia

[00:57:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and like walked around like you know he fucking stormed EO G. Wa by himself

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like no dude. You just like drank shit beer

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And shot at dirt hills because the funny thing is there was a guy that worked in the other department

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It was an actual Iraq war veteran chill fucking guy

[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was always like I don't know what the fuck it this dude's problem is like I got shot at like all this crazy shit happened to me

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm chill as hell that dude just sat around like

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking watching Jackie Chan videos. Yeah, and he's like I'm mr. Fucking Marine

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_08]: It takes all kinds is all I gotta say you know there's a lot of different

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_08]: I mean I've worked with maybe half a dozen that's and some of them have been

[00:58:30] [SPEAKER_08]: The guys who would run that McDonald's like the Navy and the other guys are like oh

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_08]: What okay? Yeah, sure man, you know whatever and it's just I'll smoke out of that

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_08]: well, yeah, there's there's definitely a strain of

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Addictive personalities that come out of the military. I'll give you that yeah

[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_08]: We used to have a Christmas party was held in a bowling alley in Maplewood and it was the bowling alley is above a bar

[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_08]: But it also has a bar

[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_08]: These guys would shut the bar down

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_08]: After having pre-gamed at another bar across the street

[00:59:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, some guys are rule regimented tight ass type a guys and some guys are definitely not that

[00:59:13] [SPEAKER_08]: You never really can't tell what you're gonna get when you work them out of that my experience has been mostly

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Chill semi-normal fellas, but I have had those type a guys and they do not last

[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_04]: We're not either trying to cure cancer or give it to more people right so we don't need to go get her like you brother

[00:59:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it definitely doesn't help when you're an entry level and you're trying to run the ship

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like hold on there brother. You're not Admiral yet. Don't try don't try don't try taking the whole thing your first day

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_08]: That's right you have to work your way up you're not going to the two holes at once at the same day

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_08]: You gotta work your way up. Well, you got there mr. Holt stretcher. Oh, mr. Holt stretcher has a

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Repeat viewing this is the second time I've watched this is the TV adaptation of the Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett book

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_08]: That's his preferred

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_08]: It's recalls himself I can say it

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Neil Gaiman

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Terry Pratchett's good omens those of you not familiar copped the Blu-ray a couple weeks back

[01:00:19] [SPEAKER_08]: And we just finished Reaper which was the show the kids and I were watching and so this time around it was like

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, let's do something a little shorter because Reaper was two seasons 26 episodes. We're like, okay

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Maybe some little shorter

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Everyone kind of Peters out by the end especially some of these shows where it's like the show itself was kind of peatering out

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_08]: We do that too. So good omens an interesting adaptation

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_08]: I did find it weird that Neil kind of moved forward with this the same year that Terry Pratchett died

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_08]: And he worked with Amazon which always kind of rubs me the wrong way

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure, but Neil will go with all comers because he did the Sandman thing for Netflix too

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_08]: So he worked with a emcee for American gods. So I mean, you know

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_08]: He seems like anything to keep him away from the wife or the help apparently according to the latest

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, those are the issues. Yeah, so there's well you see what it was folks. Did you see why he was married to?

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, she was dancing around to old cabaret tuned

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_04]: With enough makeup caked on to start a fucking fire in a lake

[01:01:26] [SPEAKER_08]: So I always thought it was weird that he married a man to Palmer

[01:01:29] [SPEAKER_04]: After his week of just married the circus clown ouch

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_08]: When he you know could have dated Tori Amos in the 90s

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a bunch of Tori Amos references through and throughout the show

[01:01:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Including one of the lines where someone is killing the personification of war and says I believe in peace bitch

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Which is from the waitress the end song over the last episode of the first season because it got a second season

[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know how you do a second season where the for whole first season is just one book

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_08]: And then there is no second book

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_08]: But anyway the end song of the whole series is a Tori Amos song

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Created for the show. It's like, okay. Well, they're clearly still friends and all that

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_08]: But he married a woman who plays piano had red hair, you know

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_08]: I was around at the same time. He's like, are you sure you didn't just like marry someone who reminded you of Tori Amos or

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: God you got like you got like the not like the Joller General

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: But like the everything's a dollar and the team who version

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_04]: The worst version yeah

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That thing use I really have no

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Patience for a man the pulmonary. I liked her first record and then I realized oh, it's

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_08]: This isn't getting any better and I realized the reason I liked her first record is because it was produced by Ben fold

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, that's why now it explains a lot. Yeah

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Not a musician to my taste but

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Seems to know what works. He's very talented fellow regardless of what you feel about his writing or whatnot

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, it's like Billy Joel like you can tell he's talented folds five

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly

[01:03:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Man he's only on the second one I think as far as Ben folds goes but good omens

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Goat omens has a number of good things in its saw in its corner

[01:03:18] [SPEAKER_08]: The main point it has in its favor is the chemistry between Michael Sheen who plays a zero fail and

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_08]: David Tennant who plays Crowley the two of them together is pretty magical and they

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_08]: very much know that because they did a

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_08]: web series during the pandemic for the BBC about acting where they kind of play

[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Friends who also kind of hate each other and it's brilliant staged staged is the name of the series

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_08]: That's really worth a look if you if you get a moment to do so, but those two fantastic in that you've also got a

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_08]: almost

[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Unrecognizable Benedict Cumberbatch

[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Doing a voice role in that you've got John Hamm as the angel Gabriel

[01:04:04] [SPEAKER_08]: You got Michael McKee in as a witch finder

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Sergeant Shadwell a non-british actor playing a heavily

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Scottish accented character and he nails it. I was very impressed

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Francis McDormand as the voice of God

[01:04:21] [SPEAKER_08]: It's just some real classic actors

[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Miranda Richardson plays Shadwell's neighbor and a bunch of fantastic British actors

[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_08]: So you've got definitely got the vibe down

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Something that would come out of the BBC in the the mid 90s early 2000s

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_08]: CG is a lot nicer. It's a lot more modern the music's great

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_08]: They have all these selections of songs by Queen, but they never explain the Queen thing

[01:04:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Have you read good omens by the way? I am allergic to Neil Gaiman

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Thankfully, good omens is mostly Terry Pratchett. It feels like Neil Gaiman was just kind of

[01:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: There yeah, he was in the cockshare

[01:05:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Probably literally if

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_08]: But the main conceit about why Queen is in the show is never explained in the show

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Which I thought was so weird

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_08]: So in the book Crowley the demon he drives this Bentley that has a CD player in it and

[01:05:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Whatever music he puts in the CD player if he leaves it in the car long enough no matter what it is

[01:05:27] [SPEAKER_08]: It becomes Queen

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_08]: So you like there's one scene he puts in a CD of Mozart and it starts playing

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Mozart and then by the end of the scene

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_08]: It's somebody to love by Queen but it's never explained like that joke works better on paper

[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_08]: And there's a lot of those things happening in the show where the joke works better on paper

[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_08]: And that's where the Francis McDormand voice of God comes in because she's reading bits from the book that make the joke funnier

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_08]: But it doesn't always happen and it doesn't always land so

[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a bit of a mixed bag. I like that they tried to expand on some of the ideas from the book

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_08]: I like that they did some interesting things visually that maybe the book didn't

[01:06:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Have in its wheelhouse and I just love the story an angel and a demon best friends since the Garden of Eden

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Team up to stop the apocalypse because they don't want earth to be destroyed because that's where they hang out

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Like really

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_08]: It's just and there's this

[01:06:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Running bid about a

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Witch from the 13th century who had all these predictions that were 100% accurate

[01:06:36] [SPEAKER_08]: The nice and accurate prophecies of Agnes Nutter

[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Even though her last name means crazy person and her descendants also trying to stop the apocalypse

[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_08]: But they all converge in like this sleepy little British town. It's spot-on Nick Offerman has a cameo and

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a hoot it takes itself a little bit too seriously

[01:06:54] [SPEAKER_08]: They kind of like okay. All right

[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a bit near like the fourth of six episodes

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_08]: You're like man, this could have been you could have chopped this 20 minutes out of here

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_08]: But for the most part it's a hoot I would recommend it

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_08]: I believe Amazon still has it, but you can find the blue rays pretty cheap

[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_08]: You may be able to find them also at your local library

[01:07:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Which is what I would recommend if you're just curious about reese fundamental

[01:07:17] [SPEAKER_08]: It is indeed and I have two books that I'm working on finishing that maybe next week's breath man

[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So a little bit of a tease there. How about that slap my ass and call me char maybe later

[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_08]: This is where we tell people where to find us online Brian

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Please tell us where to find all of the things mr. Brian related well if you want to hunt me down and

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[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_04]: The arts stl.com some great foes of

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Green day and bush

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah

[01:08:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Like good stuff up there. I am going to be in a couple weeks

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I got a weird thing going on my life. Yeah, do I want to photograph high on fire or do I want to photograph why?

[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_04]: They're

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Part yeah, I've never photographed high on fire never seen high on fire the negative approach is also an opener and also

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Local do metal legends of fister opening up this show. Well, what are you? What are you even debating about?

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, the thing is you've never seen negative approach number one and well also the

[01:09:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly the hardest part is I can't find me a contact for

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's Bert show and usually promoters get some sort of media contact right he has nothing

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He hasn't gotten back to me

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I think but it's also like do I want to photograph like a really intense heavy show that's going to be sold out

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Off Broadway or do I want to photograph like a respectfully attended? You know backpacker?

[01:09:47] [SPEAKER_04]: hip-hop show

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Also the same time that same week. I'm trying the photograph King is there in the lizard wizard

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Who apparently laying photographers photograph like their whole entire fucking set, which is like two or three hours

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I'm gonna have to bring a snack

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll actually take the next day off work

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, at least half of it take a half day and just like a very late breathment here the new record is fucking tight

[01:10:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Hmm highly recommend it. I don't think I've heard a bad King is it in the lizard wizard

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: They play stuff that's like for dudes. I don't talk to anymore

[01:10:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I hope that may like like oh this is music for guys

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It like I have outgrown to have in my life, but this new record is like a fucking real like 70s party jam

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I think real fucking

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Cool riffs cool guitar tones the songs are a little longer than you might expect, but they they're good

[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, this isn't the breathman. This is the out

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Jason where can they find you? Oh, they can find me all sorts of places

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[01:12:21] [SPEAKER_08]: I know some people really dug last weeks and

[01:12:25] [SPEAKER_08]: It's called the mind zone, but you know

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_08]: We do extra content cut stuff things that you maybe might want to hear

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[01:12:46] [SPEAKER_08]: So we're almost halfway there. We got to get this by December, baby. We're getting there

[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Hopefully we'll get there

[01:12:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my stomach

[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_08]: My stomach is bracing itself that day. No, we will not

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_04]: crackers and rice and

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_08]: White soda. Yeah. Well, that about does of the program as we always say at this time

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Now I'm gonna stay good luck eat the knife give mommy a good gut fucking 25th amendment now, which is relevant

[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Shall paying innocent shall paying innocent. All right, take your free my do shall paying