Episode 94 : All My Homies Hate Fractions

[00:00:00] If every high school principal is in the students, America would be a much sexier place.

[00:00:05] You will be prepared for Dennis Prager to fuck your ass with passion.

[00:00:09] We will come in all teachers.

[00:00:11] It is my intent to make poor no with my Asian students.

[00:00:15] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

[00:00:30] Brow!

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[00:00:37] 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

[00:00:50] That call was just a record. Last time we recorded together I had a job.

[00:00:54] Yeah that's really fucked up.

[00:00:56] Yeah it's not good. It's bad. I don't recommend losing your job when you're trying to move.

[00:01:03] Yeah generally.

[00:01:05] Particularly when I wasn't trying to get fired from my job.

[00:01:11] Didn't really do anything to get fired from my job, other than just be like hey it would be cool if you all treated me a little less shitty.

[00:01:19] And yet?

[00:01:21] Jesus fuck. They just on the spot.

[00:01:24] I went to go take my lunch break. The son that I work under is a family owned business.

[00:01:29] Came up to me and was like I'm kind of done with you. I got a guy ready to go on Monday.

[00:01:35] I'm kind of done with you? You're not somebody that he's hooking up with.

[00:01:41] Yeah I'm ready to move on. You're no longer fitting the scope of the job.

[00:01:45] Grab yourself to see your goodbyes.

[00:01:48] I gave you an opportunity to save myself. You know if you got something to say but it's like why would I debase myself?

[00:01:54] I don't beg. No.

[00:01:57] I'm not going to beg for this job. This job has been driving me nuts.

[00:02:00] Right.

[00:02:01] Like I still did my job very well. The thing that like you no longer fit the scope of the job is like that's not a me issue.

[00:02:07] That is a management issue because like I was so outsized my skill set for that position,

[00:02:14] I could have done for that business to not properly use me as an issue of management,

[00:02:19] not an issue of the laborer.

[00:02:22] Yeah.

[00:02:23] Higher guy told me that like oh yeah this worked. This worked like the warehouse position for a little bit.

[00:02:26] We'll put together like a online you know.

[00:02:30] Oh God yeah that was the promise wasn't it?

[00:02:32] That was the promise that I realized after about a year like I was shankin' it happen.

[00:02:36] And if it is I don't want to work here for five years and write a fucking Facebook post

[00:02:40] but like I'm going to put real fucking real crisp for y'all.

[00:02:43] I may have actually published a fucking photographer. I've done social media for businesses like

[00:02:47] I like to think I have a pretty good way with words and a pretty good way with a camera

[00:02:52] and I think I'm pretty good writing copy and I would walk around that fucking job all day

[00:02:58] and just be like oh that's a post.

[00:03:00] Like I would just see shit or like I would talk to a guy from like the hoist department

[00:03:03] and he'd go tell me how he saved a customer ten grand and I'd be like oh

[00:03:07] really we should go get testimonial from that guy.

[00:03:09] I was going to say it yeah.

[00:03:10] Like I would try and like edge that stuff and I would just get shut down.

[00:03:14] And if you looked at this company's socials I phrase it like this.

[00:03:19] If this were like a sandwich shop your co-worker was trying to get you to go to

[00:03:24] you wouldn't go.

[00:03:25] Oh.

[00:03:26] You're like oh that place is about to get shut down by the county.

[00:03:29] Like their socials are all bad.

[00:03:32] There was so much growth and I don't know.

[00:03:35] I don't know if it was someone being lazy or not someone thinking I didn't have the

[00:03:40] ambiles hungry for it.

[00:03:41] It's the reason you took the job.

[00:03:42] The reason I took the job because I had other job offers that paid more.

[00:03:46] There would have been much more boring jobs but I also think probably

[00:03:50] we had a lot less friction and drama.

[00:03:52] Yeah.

[00:03:53] Talk to some people that have worked high up in businesses and

[00:03:57] explain some of the stuff that goes on there.

[00:03:59] Like yeah I'm not sure if that's all legal.

[00:04:00] Yeah not good at all.

[00:04:02] The way things went down.

[00:04:04] But yeah just absolute waste and I just interviewed with a job that's basically the exact same

[00:04:09] thing and I named the pay rate that I want which was the pay rate I was trying to get from my old job

[00:04:14] which was such a scandalous.

[00:04:16] How dare you ask for this.

[00:04:18] Yeah who are you to ask for it.

[00:04:20] They're like yeah that sounds cool.

[00:04:22] Shit yeah dude yes let's go.

[00:04:24] Yeah we can do that.

[00:04:25] It was like really fucking funny.

[00:04:27] I really wanted to tell the guy like you know I got like basically fired from my last job.

[00:04:31] For saying that.

[00:04:32] For asking for that amount of price.

[00:04:33] He was like yeah that sounds tight.

[00:04:35] Shit.

[00:04:36] Then we talked about sports or some shit for like 10 minutes.

[00:04:39] Hell yeah.

[00:04:40] Like I don't know anything about sports but guess what.

[00:04:42] I'm gonna fake it.

[00:04:43] Fucking bullshit.

[00:04:44] I can bullshit.

[00:04:45] Yeah I got yeah oh there's a guy named Ryan Sutter.

[00:04:48] Used to play up in Minnesota.

[00:04:49] Okay yeah go check out that guy.

[00:04:51] That sounds crazy.

[00:04:52] Well speaking of sounding crazy it's 40 minutes dogs barking.

[00:04:55] My name is Jason this is Brian.

[00:04:56] God damn we're here.

[00:04:57] We are here.

[00:04:58] We are in effect.

[00:04:59] We got my neighbors getting a new roof on so the occasionally the roofer guys will just

[00:05:04] start going.

[00:05:05] Well when I was walking by there it's going.

[00:05:09] I think it's because they saw you coming.

[00:05:13] I don't know if that's right.

[00:05:17] Here comes Brian.

[00:05:19] The jacking it ghost.

[00:05:22] Shooting hot ectoplasm ropes.

[00:05:28] Oh so a lot happened in our brief time away.

[00:05:31] Hope you guys enjoyed the thanks I hate it little teaser there.

[00:05:34] Yeah little taste of what we do.

[00:05:36] I'm glad that Israel no longer exists.

[00:05:44] I have no follow up to that.

[00:05:46] So one of the things that did happen while we were away is that Plum Corp records released

[00:05:51] yet another and they're calling it the final Dracula flow.

[00:05:55] It's Dracula flow five.

[00:05:56] I'm in the Mariana trench smoking submersible.

[00:06:00] I had a bad bitch in the passenger seat and I pressed the gas and showed her what 485 horsepower

[00:06:07] feels like then she shitted on my seat.

[00:06:10] 20 minutes of Charles Walker going the fuck off.

[00:06:14] It's insane.

[00:06:15] You were saying it goes a little long there's not a lot of hits.

[00:06:18] There's some misfires in there for sure but I think I think the stuff that doesn't

[00:06:22] hit completely to me is I went when like something funny like I was in Merrill Beach

[00:06:29] scraping the rust off the frogs.

[00:06:32] I feel like that hits even harder because there's a couple where you start like lose

[00:06:35] interest and then some you know it snaps you back in.

[00:06:38] I get it.

[00:06:39] Okay.

[00:06:40] I see I see that thing where it where like yeah I was I was throwing dice in the club

[00:06:43] beneath the pyramids.

[00:06:45] I was from the one the early one.

[00:06:46] I think that's from Dracula flow three.

[00:06:48] Yeah three boy it's worth a listen just for.

[00:06:52] Because they say it's going to be the finale.

[00:06:54] It was a couple days ago.

[00:06:55] Plum Corpse been doing some really funny shit lately but the fucking R&B guy.

[00:07:00] Oh shoddy laying eggs wasn't that the name of the son shoddy laying eggs.

[00:07:05] I probably listened to the Givenchy Co at least once a day.

[00:07:09] Oh man.

[00:07:11] Diamond suit screw them.

[00:07:13] Yeah.

[00:07:14] Was it Tia Prince scrotum.

[00:07:15] Tia Prince scrotum.

[00:07:16] I feel like I'm an ILLI.

[00:07:19] Like what the fucking big big white shooter.

[00:07:23] Yeah.

[00:07:24] Big choppa with the monkey nuts.

[00:07:27] Yes.

[00:07:28] Well that's what you said you were going to go into this job interview just like

[00:07:31] saying that you're going to be swinging your monkey nuts in there.

[00:07:36] Alongside Dracula flow five another thing also broke my brain this week now this

[00:07:40] has existed for a while I found out but it is a Twitter user goes by the name of

[00:07:46] the sound oriented and he's been doing these brain rot videos about a bunch of

[00:07:54] guys online that do custom inbred pit bulls.

[00:08:04] It's so fucking bizarre.

[00:08:06] He's like little squat XL bullies.

[00:08:09] Yeah.

[00:08:10] The first time I saw one of those in real life I was at Creep Court Lake.

[00:08:12] Yeah.

[00:08:13] And if you can believe it the guy owning it looked like he was on some gear like this

[00:08:17] guy let me worry it out.

[00:08:18] But I'm like trying to take a fucking photo of this guy.

[00:08:22] He's just mean mugging me every time that I thought he was like he knew.

[00:08:26] Yeah.

[00:08:27] He would be like talking to his girlfriend and the dog will be looking at me like

[00:08:30] while we were walking I'd be like try just I wanted to get for this little

[00:08:34] fucked up dog.

[00:08:35] Yeah.

[00:08:36] Yeah.

[00:08:37] It looks like it looks like if you ask someone on Reddit to make a realistic

[00:08:44] Ninja Turtle.

[00:08:45] OK.

[00:08:46] But they didn't really have a great command the Photoshop.

[00:08:50] It started on an Instagram page the mindset bullies formerly mindset

[00:08:56] exotics with a Z because of course 2X Pimpy 3X BAPE DOH BOY.

[00:09:03] And so apparently what that means is that this dog was inbred twice with a dog

[00:09:09] named Pimpy and three times with a dog named BAPE.

[00:09:12] But this user sound oriented then made a series of videos and released a nine

[00:09:18] minute compilation.

[00:09:20] I watched about half of it before I tapped out truth be told my favorite

[00:09:24] one is all the blood skull ones.

[00:09:27] It's called irony mom.

[00:09:30] I'm not actually get Riverside kennels blood skull.

[00:09:36] Let's go.

[00:09:37] Let's go.

[00:09:38] Let's go.

[00:09:39] Hashtag blood skull did his thing.

[00:09:42] Let's go.

[00:09:44] 14 times Grinch 8 times since Grinch 14 times Grinch 8 times

[00:09:50] since Grinch Grinch.

[00:09:55] It goes on like this for a very long time but clips from the movie Ted

[00:10:00] Fortnite jokes family guy drops fucking surreal.

[00:10:04] It's very this is very highly evolved YouTube.

[00:10:08] It's gone so bizarre.

[00:10:10] But yeah this has been around apparently for two years the whole 2X

[00:10:14] Pimpy 3X BAPE specifically I've seen people riffing on like the

[00:10:18] lifestyle bully stuff and like the weird in bringing these squat

[00:10:22] little like it looks like what if a pug was made out of muscle.

[00:10:26] Yeah the buff pug look yeah we know.

[00:10:28] Yeah I'm like seeing video sometimes these dogs came and go up

[00:10:32] like steps dickhead ex Kiki this dog looks like something from

[00:10:36] Mass Effect like it's just some sort of the gene phage killed

[00:10:40] my people 2X jerk off I mean.

[00:10:44] The glissie meets perks dog looks like he's just about to die.

[00:10:50] That dog is hurting Jesus Christ.

[00:10:53] The best thing that they could ever happen to that dog is the

[00:10:57] meat of police officer with a trigger finger no discipline on

[00:11:02] firearms training going to Christie Noem's house yeah so we

[00:11:05] talked about before MKBHD reviewing the humane AI pin that's

[00:11:11] what it was.

[00:11:12] He reviewed something else this week something that I was

[00:11:14] kind of interested in his thoughts on that was the rabbit

[00:11:17] R1 and it was pretty much the same response this would be

[00:11:21] great if it worked but the exact same shit happened with

[00:11:26] someone who is involved in creating the project the same

[00:11:29] thing that happened with humane the guy dunked on him

[00:11:32] on public on Twitter if MKBHD this is Graham Fleming

[00:11:36] posting decided his initial videos were barely reviewable

[00:11:40] instead of posting and iterating where would he be where he

[00:11:43] is today the thinking emoji.

[00:11:45] Yeah but here's the thing like MKBHD it's a video of him

[00:11:49] looking like he's a teenager yeah you know look like he's

[00:11:52] in his mom's house like in the kitchen like doing

[00:11:54] something like shit man like whatever like we all got

[00:11:56] to start somewhere yeah and I think I watched the

[00:12:01] humanity pin or whatever the fuck it's called mm-hmm I

[00:12:04] watched part of that review with you last time I

[00:12:06] recorded and I watched most of his rabbit R1 review

[00:12:09] yesterday independent of this right and I was like yeah

[00:12:12] I think he's right I think he gave like a very concise

[00:12:16] and generous oh yeah very generous review like even to

[00:12:21] give it that much time yeah because this video is like

[00:12:23] what 20 something 20 minutes I got about two thirds

[00:12:26] through it I'm like okay I know it sucks and it

[00:12:28] sucks like this is not a bad review this is what

[00:12:31] he's reviewing is like is this uninteresting yeah

[00:12:33] there's not much else to say you've kind of iterated

[00:12:37] on it one or two times when you're like well this

[00:12:39] part that this doesn't feature doesn't work this

[00:12:41] doesn't do as intended the part where he gets to

[00:12:43] the fact that it has a touchscreen but it

[00:12:46] doesn't actually like really work as a

[00:12:48] touchscreen fucking blue my mind you still

[00:12:50] have to roll the little scroll wheel and I

[00:12:52] don't mind the fucking I don't mind physical

[00:12:54] fine feedback but he was saying that because

[00:12:57] of the fact that you can roll it from both

[00:12:59] sides like it has a really slow control by

[00:13:02] wire I suppose you would say yeah set to

[00:13:04] very low sensitivity so you really have to

[00:13:06] scroll that motherfucker to do anything I

[00:13:09] think this guy Graham Fleming here

[00:13:12] that's trying the roast this guy he he needs

[00:13:16] to shut the fuck up yeah because one of

[00:13:18] things like oh so rearing is like we have

[00:13:20] released a market yeah something that

[00:13:22] doesn't work yeah and a video reviewing

[00:13:25] something is not the same as a physical

[00:13:27] product that you're expecting people to

[00:13:29] pay $200 for you jackass yeah this isn't

[00:13:32] like oh yeah this this is pretty good you

[00:13:35] know I like to see what they would do with

[00:13:37] like the second or third generation of

[00:13:39] this technology is like it's broken it's

[00:13:42] like an FCC violation level of broken

[00:13:44] same thing with the fucking pen yeah it

[00:13:47] does not do what you say that it can do

[00:13:51] what killed me as far as like a

[00:13:53] demonstration was it's supposed to have

[00:13:56] a feature where you can take a foe of

[00:13:58] something and then say something like

[00:14:00] well what kind of tree is this oh yeah

[00:14:02] it misidentified like this is a Swiss

[00:14:06] cheese plant and he turns it around

[00:14:09] it's like a coffee plant yeah like basic

[00:14:13] thing like you said it would do this

[00:14:15] and I asked your thing to do a thing and

[00:14:17] it didn't do the thing like the AI

[00:14:19] just I mean it just isn't fucking there

[00:14:21] it probably never will be you know not

[00:14:23] really not in the way that people keep

[00:14:25] saying it is yeah the promise of AI is

[00:14:28] well beyond the scope here if rabbit

[00:14:31] wants to give me one for free while I

[00:14:32] finish developing it and acquiring

[00:14:34] more training data and have it show me

[00:14:35] ads once in a while instead that's

[00:14:37] perfectly fine and then Graham Fleming

[00:14:40] they send free ones to reviewers not in

[00:14:42] this case reviewers actually had to

[00:14:44] purchase with their business account

[00:14:46] using sponsor money stop digging you

[00:14:49] hear here's something even funnier

[00:14:51] because Ed Zetron friend pod brought

[00:14:54] attention to how bad the the CES demo

[00:14:57] was was like trying to order a pizza oh

[00:14:59] yeah that guy that fucked that up the

[00:15:03] guy who's in seeing that who's a part

[00:15:05] of the rabbit turns out he's like a

[00:15:08] allegedly like also an NFT scammer oh

[00:15:11] god no yeah April 30th I have become

[00:15:16] obsessed with how bad the rabbit are

[00:15:18] one is the door-dash demo they did in

[00:15:20] front of a crowd for the launch was

[00:15:22] so unbelievably broken didn't work in

[00:15:24] the first try and took forever on the

[00:15:25] second a large action model is a con

[00:15:28] all caps it's piss man like I remember

[00:15:31] tech was like cool and like interesting

[00:15:33] and maybe like a little bit inspiring

[00:15:35] and now it just feels like people are

[00:15:37] just trying to shake you yeah down

[00:15:39] try to scam you try to take you for

[00:15:41] a fucking fool on their fucking dreams

[00:15:43] and their bullshit yeah two unlikely

[00:15:45] returns this week Brian first return

[00:15:48] the Mac famous lover of human

[00:15:50] submarines can bone back in the bone

[00:15:54] zone are back in the bone zone he

[00:16:01] posted on the 26th of April for everyone

[00:16:05] cheering on the crackdowns at the

[00:16:06] university protests don't forget to

[00:16:08] catch up and it's a photo of boot

[00:16:11] polish a plus that's pretty fucking

[00:16:14] good he's also gone the riff pretty

[00:16:16] hard lately after that yeah I saw a

[00:16:19] tweet over the last couple days that

[00:16:21] said you know you're fucking up bad

[00:16:23] when the guy that was a representation

[00:16:25] of like moralist centrist yeah like

[00:16:28] yo this is fucked yeah it's not good

[00:16:30] Jake Berlson replaying I'll take

[00:16:32] fascism over the likes of you I won't

[00:16:35] allow Palestinian supporters to use

[00:16:37] democracy against our own country when

[00:16:39] those they support would not do the

[00:16:41] same can bone replaying well at

[00:16:44] least it's intellectually honest the

[00:16:46] one below is a fucking banger and all

[00:16:49] time oh yeah over the weekend at Wash

[00:16:51] U which is like the closest thing you

[00:16:53] can get to an Ivy League University

[00:16:55] without being Ivy League I think at

[00:16:57] least here in the Midwest absolutely

[00:16:59] yeah so this is a place where I think

[00:17:01] tuition last time I checked like 70k

[00:17:03] years it's insane yeah this is

[00:17:05] ridiculously fucking insane he is

[00:17:07] for Phil Schlafly graduated so you

[00:17:09] know what man there's a lot of prestige

[00:17:11] there Robert Frost went there as well

[00:17:13] of pretty sure Tennessee Williams

[00:17:15] jacked off in the bathroom you know

[00:17:17] all those all those things oh I'm coming

[00:17:19] oh I'm shooting hot ropes over the

[00:17:22] Ben's bathroom

[00:17:25] let me tell you something

[00:17:27] well one really ain't no this is more

[00:17:29] like a Tennessee Williams voice ain't

[00:17:31] a little bit you know how you know how

[00:17:32] Tennessee Williams died no he choked

[00:17:34] on goddamn ball cap that's kind

[00:17:37] it's kind of fucked up you think he

[00:17:39] died choking on dick because he was queer

[00:17:41] yeah your life's kind of funny like that

[00:17:43] life is funny that way well one of the

[00:17:45] most interesting parts about this is

[00:17:47] that also the professor excuse me that

[00:17:49] was assaulted in this video is from my

[00:17:51] alma mater si you ever spell yeah so

[00:17:53] so basically what happened is there

[00:17:55] was a solidarity with Gaza

[00:17:58] protests sit in at one of the lawns

[00:18:01] like like what was going around so many

[00:18:03] other places in the country over the

[00:18:05] last week or so I watched you

[00:18:07] employee called the cops on

[00:18:11] this or deal and so about

[00:18:14] see I'm seeing wash you

[00:18:16] worstal is what they want to fucking

[00:18:18] call it they want worstal

[00:18:20] W U S T L

[00:18:24] Eugh

[00:18:25] W U S T L

[00:18:27] Wistal because I get I get the feeling

[00:18:29] if you say wash you and you got a

[00:18:31] Missouri accent you're gonna say wash

[00:18:33] you wash you wash you got them

[00:18:35] wash rags out there we're gonna

[00:18:37] get out wash you get me a little bit

[00:18:39] of that knowledge and also not gonna

[00:18:41] be working at NASA

[00:18:42] can's fucking the alarm strong

[00:18:45] uh

[00:18:46] was still worse was still worse

[00:18:49] sounds fucking terrible it sounds like

[00:18:51] it sounds like it it sounds like a

[00:18:52] sandwich I would not eat

[00:18:53] it sounds like the drummer from

[00:18:55] super chunk

[00:18:57] Jesus so he's I'm seeing

[00:19:00] County I'm seeing city yeah I'm

[00:19:03] seeing wash you own police department

[00:19:06] this elderly man gets pointed out

[00:19:09] by a wash you

[00:19:11] employee

[00:19:13] like he points to the cops grab that

[00:19:15] guy which is yeah yeah and

[00:19:17] the cops just fucking melee this

[00:19:19] dude fucking sit on him they broke

[00:19:21] his hand and cracked like nine of

[00:19:23] his ribs or bruised them yeah and so

[00:19:26] a lot of people have been like wow

[00:19:28] that's really fucked up it is really

[00:19:30] fucked up yeah no question so

[00:19:32] perm Thacker

[00:19:34] is this is the quote tweet in the

[00:19:36] text reads shocking footage shows

[00:19:38] several officers of Washington

[00:19:40] University St. Louis being a professor

[00:19:41] slamming him and dragging his limp

[00:19:43] body si ue history professor Steve

[00:19:46] tamari is reportedly hospitalized with

[00:19:48] broken ribs and a broken hand one

[00:19:50] doctor told him he's lucky to be alive

[00:19:52] and I mean when this individual

[00:19:55] says they dragged his limp by I mean

[00:19:57] they might as well have been dragging

[00:19:59] a dead man it looks like a lifeless

[00:20:01] corpus yeah it looks like they killed

[00:20:02] him and so Kim bone quote tweet

[00:20:04] this with the man in orange appears

[00:20:06] to have committed trespassing in the

[00:20:08] second degree according to Missouri law

[00:20:10] a civil infraction not crime

[00:20:12] punishable by fine of up to $200

[00:20:14] instead he received multiple broken

[00:20:16] bones if you're okay with this then

[00:20:18] you are a fascist bam and then he

[00:20:21] follows it up with why the cop go to

[00:20:23] work early he wanted to beat the

[00:20:25] crowd

[00:20:27] all of a sudden found his gonads

[00:20:30] you know well funny thing is his

[00:20:32] wash you is where the world got to

[00:20:34] meet Kim bone that is true at the

[00:20:36] presidential debate back in

[00:20:38] 2016 yeah I mean he's

[00:20:42] hometown boys from across the river

[00:20:44] there on the Illinois side but he's

[00:20:46] Metro East yeah that door from

[00:20:48] swirer that he was so famous for

[00:20:50] it was a nice sweater his mom bought

[00:20:52] it for him lay off Kim bone

[00:20:54] welcome back baby and I know this

[00:20:56] one is a long awaited one that you

[00:20:58] were very hyped about I wish it

[00:21:00] wasn't hey I'm doing a thing that

[00:21:02] you can buy yeah

[00:21:05] but I'll take why I can get in this

[00:21:07] lifetime since everything else is so

[00:21:09] she but yes probably one of the og

[00:21:11] shit posters on Twitter along with

[00:21:13] drill and a couple other individuals

[00:21:15] tree bro all former something awful

[00:21:18] posters so on so forth he did not

[00:21:21] he's not posting I want to say in

[00:21:23] 2012 and at that time had exactly

[00:21:26] 606 tweets but for the longest time

[00:21:28] he ended on 666 tweets was noble

[00:21:31] yeah but he returned on the 25th

[00:21:34] the less know that he was a part of

[00:21:36] a new game studio called hot brain

[00:21:38] mm-hmm which I do not I don't know

[00:21:41] anything about this I have looked at

[00:21:44] the website and it looks neat but yeah

[00:21:46] doesn't really give you a lot of

[00:21:47] info about like what games they're

[00:21:49] making because they haven't made a

[00:21:50] game yet their first game is

[00:21:51] apparently coming soon hot brain

[00:21:53] dot land for more info but yeah

[00:21:55] utility limb aka the byband it

[00:21:58] one of all timers oh yeah I'm

[00:22:00] hoping whatever he makes is at

[00:22:03] least half as good as goblin grotto

[00:22:06] there's a tweet from a couple hours

[00:22:09] ago is 12 years a long time or a

[00:22:11] short time okay see he's been posting

[00:22:15] more of the sea here at more food

[00:22:16] should be boneless but none of them

[00:22:18] are the best biome is crater crater

[00:22:21] living crater shopping many advantages

[00:22:23] okay we're getting back there had a

[00:22:26] good time learning about video games

[00:22:27] the first game character was Mario

[00:22:29] the wanderer who seeks what's been

[00:22:31] lost the second game character was

[00:22:32] Luigi or the wanderer who seeks what

[00:22:34] has been law okay the last time they

[00:22:36] posted May 3rd 2012 and it was tweet

[00:22:40] 666 coming up oh damn it's a sick

[00:22:42] tweet new era for you limb new

[00:22:44] style better than dogs better than

[00:22:46] hell dude here it comes and then

[00:22:48] nothing for 12 years well welcome

[00:22:50] back I think the funniest thing

[00:22:52] would be if it was just that he

[00:22:53] forgot his password drew carry went

[00:22:57] to see fish in Las Vegas fear his

[00:23:01] posts were pretty fucking unhinged I

[00:23:04] swear I just talked to God I would

[00:23:07] give you all my money stick my dick

[00:23:09] in a blender and swear off pussy

[00:23:11] for the rest of my life in exchange

[00:23:13] for this bro I met God tonight for

[00:23:16] real I feel like I just got saved by

[00:23:18] Jesus no lie and then he continued

[00:23:21] this is what it must feel like to

[00:23:23] come with a pussy because if it's

[00:23:25] even close I am flaying I guess he's

[00:23:27] a flying to wherever tomorrow and

[00:23:29] getting the best pussy money can buy

[00:23:31] I don't need to be a man know more of

[00:23:33] it if it means I can't feel like this

[00:23:36] all the time fucking keep it bro if

[00:23:39] I can get this feeling instead that

[00:23:41] was God at work or something like it

[00:23:43] felt like I was being saved by Jesus

[00:23:45] no lie drew carry lace gentlemen

[00:23:51] yeah so people of the beer and farts

[00:23:54] book some people were getting a little

[00:23:56] confused by the second tweet particularly

[00:23:58] lying this is what must feel like to come

[00:24:00] with a pussy I'm sure I mean he has a

[00:24:02] kid I know I think I think he knows

[00:24:05] about busting in the hole no I think

[00:24:07] he means if you had a pussy yes yes

[00:24:09] that's why he's saying he's gonna get

[00:24:11] the best pussy money can buy installed

[00:24:13] and you know aftermarket parts he's

[00:24:16] okay so god the rock the rockford

[00:24:18] foz he's gonna get the fucking

[00:24:23] queasy narrative whatever the big name

[00:24:26] brand is you get the Louis Vuitton

[00:24:28] Brandon and I got their tires on my car

[00:24:32] yeah these are our threes

[00:24:35] each leg is a little stamp on it

[00:24:41] but yeah just I just and he's posting

[00:24:47] this okay at 745 a.m.

[00:24:51] yeah my boy was fucking going hard

[00:24:55] he must have been up all night as all

[00:24:57] I can think is cuz like you saw that

[00:24:59] show was just like tripping for the

[00:25:01] next 10 hours I wonder why I never

[00:25:03] shave off my beard was that one time

[00:25:06] I fucked up lined up my my jawline

[00:25:09] and I was like man fucking there's no

[00:25:12] way I'm saving this I just shaved the

[00:25:14] whole damn thing off oh and my worst

[00:25:16] coworker at the job that job I had

[00:25:18] that time says everyone in the office

[00:25:21] hey doesn't he look like Drew Carey

[00:25:23] oh even if you did that's shitty

[00:25:27] I'll take Seth Rogan yeah I get Seth

[00:25:30] Rogan from like a lot of people I

[00:25:32] don't think know what people look

[00:25:34] like yeah I don't see it I think it's

[00:25:37] just like bearded dark haired guy

[00:25:39] bearded dark vaguely gingerly guy yeah

[00:25:42] that's funny yeah I guess I being the

[00:25:45] fun being funny is probably what I

[00:25:47] think Seth Rogan is funny I got a bridge

[00:25:49] to sell you anyway sorry I just I

[00:25:51] couldn't help but just like languishing

[00:25:54] in that one because like Drew Carey

[00:25:56] okay um wanting to abandon his penis

[00:25:58] because he saw fish live at the

[00:26:00] sphere like I ask you is uh are you

[00:26:02] jealous because this guy's wife has

[00:26:04] a brave Jew you know a little bit a

[00:26:08] little bit he's referring to the

[00:26:11] gentleman goes by the name of William

[00:26:13] Ian Uzi at Bordwell Noel the post

[00:26:17] my wife is a brave Jew we stood alone

[00:26:20] at Yale University today she wore no

[00:26:23] mask and was proud notice the hoard

[00:26:26] hiding behind their masks and you see

[00:26:29] this frumpy looking woman with a white

[00:26:32] t-shirt says you just as Jew and what

[00:26:35] looks like puff paint or something like

[00:26:37] they just scrawled it on it's fucking

[00:26:39] weird and the video is just like her

[00:26:42] like walking around like the quad yeah

[00:26:44] and there's probably like I don't know

[00:26:46] 100 200 like people just kind of

[00:26:48] yandering about like walking and

[00:26:50] whatever and like no one's paying

[00:26:51] attention because they don't give a

[00:26:53] shit right it's just some woman

[00:26:55] wondering on with the shirt that says

[00:26:56] Jew on it yeah I mean quite frankly

[00:26:59] if I saw that walking on the street I

[00:27:00] would not engage because I was thinking

[00:27:02] there's something going on here that

[00:27:03] like I want to be a part of yeah

[00:27:05] there's no way this is me as a

[00:27:07] Gentile this is going to look good

[00:27:10] what really tipped his hand there

[00:27:12] notice the hoard hiding behind their

[00:27:15] their masks it looks like people

[00:27:18] weighing in line the C fucking

[00:27:20] sous-deff season so Jeff Stevens

[00:27:24] there's some sign holding there's

[00:27:25] some people who've written you know

[00:27:27] black students for you know a free

[00:27:29] Palestine on the ground and like

[00:27:31] various other things you know it's a

[00:27:32] very it's during the day it's Yale

[00:27:35] it's not the kind of oh we're in such

[00:27:38] danger kind of moment yeah but he's

[00:27:41] presenting it as though as though

[00:27:43] she's you know I'm in like my wife is

[00:27:46] brave for going to a college campus

[00:27:49] with a shitty t-shirt on come on bro

[00:27:51] come on dude you doing such even

[00:27:54] even am happy bro it's probably not

[00:27:58] no and subhanes bft you kidding me

[00:28:01] the weird self persecution of Zionist

[00:28:05] is really yeah unsettling and weird and

[00:28:09] of course we're seeing how this is

[00:28:10] getting weaponized and so many bizarre

[00:28:12] and unsettling ways this yeah this

[00:28:18] feels like Steven Crowder showing up on

[00:28:20] that college campus like you know

[00:28:21] fucking you'll change my mind bro

[00:28:23] debate me yeah because well no

[00:28:25] because you're already coming at me

[00:28:27] from a point of bad faith right and

[00:28:29] the being someone like that is only

[00:28:32] you never gain anything you're only

[00:28:34] ever giving credence to their platform

[00:28:36] validating it you're giving it credence

[00:28:39] just by its very existence and it's

[00:28:41] just ignored and that's what these

[00:28:43] students have chosen to do with this

[00:28:45] woman Jew like okay all right well

[00:28:48] enjoy filming we're gonna do our thing

[00:28:50] over here now because I guess he was

[00:28:52] expecting confrontation I guess that's

[00:28:54] what he wanted my wife is a brave Jew

[00:28:57] wife is a brave Jew wife is a brave

[00:29:00] I don't know it just look at her not

[00:29:02] wearing her wig today I mean this is

[00:29:05] like wife guy shit but then like

[00:29:07] Zionist shit on top of it just odd

[00:29:10] I don't know what he was expecting but

[00:29:12] it certainly was not marked in difference

[00:29:15] you know if we're gonna post my wife

[00:29:19] as a brave Jew would be her like I

[00:29:21] don't know doing kickflip like a five

[00:29:23] set exactly exactly no one could ever

[00:29:29] riff on that negatively don't ever take

[00:29:31] you know it's pretty sick yeah okay cool

[00:29:34] it's time it's time mr. man crypto

[00:29:41] scam oh the week time you're listening

[00:29:45] to 48 minutes of dogs barking the

[00:29:47] podcast and now it's time for the

[00:29:50] crypto scam of the week I thought this

[00:29:53] one was particularly egregious it's Z

[00:29:56] casino Brian you familiar with Z casino

[00:29:59] oh I had heard a little bit about it

[00:30:02] sounds bad yes even though Ethereum

[00:30:06] and Bitcoin are kind of waffling with

[00:30:09] their price action right now retail is

[00:30:12] coming back and so are the scammers

[00:30:15] and you're just seeing a lot of people

[00:30:17] again taking further their fucking whole deal

[00:30:19] so this year according to coin desk

[00:30:21] crypto currency casino Z casino went live

[00:30:24] over the weekend this was this past

[00:30:26] weekend but the launch was met with

[00:30:28] dismay from investors who are calling

[00:30:30] foul on the company for sending 33 million

[00:30:32] worth of user deposits to staking

[00:30:34] platform lead oh so the basics are that

[00:30:37] Z casino is a gambling platform that

[00:30:40] uses the zk sink and eigen da as well

[00:30:44] as chain link and randomizers verifiable

[00:30:46] random functions to ensure fairness

[00:30:49] back in March it raised twenty six point

[00:30:52] two million dollars at a three hundred

[00:30:54] fifty million dollar valuation in the

[00:30:56] lead up to going live Z casino opened

[00:30:58] up a token bridge that allowed investors

[00:31:01] to deposit ether to earn Z cast which

[00:31:04] is the native token to the platform

[00:31:06] originally the website said that the

[00:31:08] bridged ether would be returned

[00:31:10] once the bridging period was over

[00:31:12] that wording has since been removed

[00:31:14] in a blog post April 20 at z casino

[00:31:17] wrote that all bridged Ethereum has been

[00:31:19] converted to our native gas token Z

[00:31:21] cast at a discounted rate of zero point

[00:31:25] zero five five dollars the conversion

[00:31:28] was done as a favor to our users who

[00:31:30] have bridged to participate in the

[00:31:32] consistent it added so 33 million worth

[00:31:34] of ether deposited by more than 10,000

[00:31:36] users was sent by Z casino to

[00:31:39] staking platform lead oh Z casino

[00:31:42] has yet to respond to a wave of criticism

[00:31:44] from depositors who are vocally

[00:31:46] requesting a refund nor did they

[00:31:48] respond to a request for comment from

[00:31:50] coin desk 10,000 users felt like this

[00:31:53] was a good enough deal we're going to

[00:31:56] send three million Samoans yeah Molly

[00:31:59] White add web three is going great one

[00:32:01] investor in the project wrote we

[00:32:04] made a mistake investing in Z casino

[00:32:06] early it sounds like a scam but 95

[00:32:09] percent of crypto consists of such crap

[00:32:12] with meme coins pumping every day

[00:32:15] people believe this could be the next

[00:32:17] one even better it seems Z casino's

[00:32:20] creators have links to other crypto

[00:32:22] scams including the zigzag exchange

[00:32:26] trace 15 million that was allegedly

[00:32:28] misallocated to work on the Z

[00:32:31] casino project zek XBT described the

[00:32:34] team as proven bad actors back in

[00:32:36] December listing multiple instances

[00:32:39] in which they had avoided making a

[00:32:41] promised payments after this rug poll

[00:32:44] the projects planned IDO on ape terminal

[00:32:47] and a IT launchpad were canceled

[00:32:49] and MEXC which had invested in the

[00:32:51] project seed round canceled the token

[00:32:54] listing so wow that's fucking gnarly

[00:32:57] not good well sounds like someone should

[00:33:00] bought dick with but 33 million

[00:33:04] others well what's your prediction

[00:33:08] you think it's gonna get worse oh no

[00:33:11] I'm saying just in general his stuff's

[00:33:13] gonna get worse and oh it's going to

[00:33:15] get worse yeah it's I can only imagine

[00:33:17] we're still early folks yeah early all

[00:33:20] the AI stuff has yet to fucking

[00:33:23] fully fall apart I think that's

[00:33:25] going to be the big thing there's

[00:33:27] love AI projects and probably like

[00:33:31] 99% of them are going to completely

[00:33:33] fucking fall apart and it's gonna be

[00:33:36] real fucking messy that's my prediction

[00:33:38] yeah wrecked calm here false advertising

[00:33:41] was merely a symptom of Z casino's dubious

[00:33:43] operations here the things that zack

[00:33:45] XBT told them that he failed to do he

[00:33:48] did not pay money owned to pancakes bra

[00:33:50] I don't know who pancakes bra is

[00:33:52] apparently big deal not announcing

[00:33:54] winners for their 200k giveaway after

[00:33:56] two months avoiding paying cl 207

[00:33:59] for a bet using a gore video from a

[00:34:02] recent murder to market their casino

[00:34:05] yo what's up click that link oh that's

[00:34:08] fucking a lot here's their official

[00:34:10] response the intern who is now removed

[00:34:12] from his position thought that

[00:34:13] reposting an already viral video while

[00:34:15] addressing the sheer horror of its

[00:34:17] contents in a dark manner would be

[00:34:19] a proper way to bring attention to

[00:34:20] this bike and hit and run incidents so

[00:34:22] it's a couple teens doing a hit and

[00:34:24] run and then hitting a guy on a bike

[00:34:26] not good the scenes fucked up seems like

[00:34:29] a bad thing going on over there

[00:34:31] I went put my money with those guys but

[00:34:33] you know what now I guess I'm just

[00:34:36] gonna stay poor you're not gonna make

[00:34:38] it you won't get your 10 days

[00:34:40] well Brian I guess it's come to this

[00:34:42] our main topic this week is one that

[00:34:49] we've been thinking about for a while

[00:34:51] and one that I've been cautious about

[00:34:54] approaching but you know what it's time

[00:34:57] that's right you're the man now dog

[00:34:59] YTM and D yeah the website with a user

[00:35:05] base that's not as bad as ebom's world

[00:35:09] but not as interesting as worth 1000

[00:35:11] a lot of really shitty edge lord content

[00:35:16] on that site as well so it started

[00:35:19] worth a thousand no one you know that

[00:35:22] damn like check that website in like 10

[00:35:25] years was going on I was gonna say no

[00:35:27] hey Photoshop contest makes this baby

[00:35:30] gay no you're the man now dog my TM and

[00:35:36] D it was a static website for a long

[00:35:38] time it didn't have anything but one

[00:35:41] image tiled and repeated of Sean Connery

[00:35:46] and the reason it's you are the man now

[00:35:48] dog is because the movie finding

[00:35:51] forester had the trailer had hit and in

[00:35:54] the movie finding forester Sean Connery

[00:35:57] for some reason he's like teaching a

[00:36:00] black man I don't remember what the

[00:36:01] movie is about I don't remember anything

[00:36:02] about the movie except the trailer

[00:36:03] because the trailer came out and

[00:36:05] everyone lost their fucking minds

[00:36:06] because it was so dumb it was this

[00:36:08] movie trailer and the big thing is

[00:36:10] this big emotional moment at Sean

[00:36:12] Conner going you're the man now dog

[00:36:15] you know and those like Jaime Escalante

[00:36:18] type of movies where the teacher is

[00:36:21] like reaching out to the young urban

[00:36:23] youth so he's trying to speak their

[00:36:25] language if we gang banged on these

[00:36:27] decibel points yeah well I'm sure

[00:36:33] all my homies hate fractions so yeah

[00:36:38] originally 2001 this guy Max Goldberg

[00:36:41] created the site it was just ASCII

[00:36:44] text of the black background just

[00:36:47] reading you're the man now dog calm

[00:36:50] months later they then swapped in the

[00:36:53] tiled picture of Sean Connery and then

[00:36:55] they added the sound which is just a

[00:36:57] loop of Sean Connery calling y'all are

[00:36:59] the man now dog yeah I've still never

[00:37:01] heard this no

[00:37:03] the question concerning your most recent

[00:37:13] work isn't whether it's good punch the

[00:37:16] keys whether it's too good yes you're

[00:37:18] the man now dog

[00:37:20] what the pull it's up and slang pussy

[00:37:23] yeah it's just banging gash as they said

[00:37:27] back in the day doesn't sound like the

[00:37:29] world's worst movie is not a bad movie

[00:37:31] it's I just couldn't remember like the

[00:37:33] basic man now dog yeah that's the

[00:37:37] highlight of the film sadly and it's

[00:37:39] in passing in like one scene reason

[00:37:41] yeah well I mean I don't think the

[00:37:43] Highlander movies really that good but

[00:37:45] I must kill the Kerrigan fair enough

[00:37:47] yes okay also the intro with the

[00:37:50] fabulous free bird

[00:37:52] fabulous free birds and shit and

[00:37:54] well you want me to believe that he's

[00:37:56] that he's he's Spanish

[00:37:58] because he's dress free

[00:38:00] oh yeah he also registered for some

[00:38:02] reason Dustin diamonds dot com yeah the

[00:38:04] guy playing Screech that's pretty

[00:38:06] fucking funny

[00:38:08] so like I said it was originally

[00:38:10] created without sound but then it

[00:38:12] just was added later at the same time

[00:38:14] Dustin diamond dot com

[00:38:16] was designed with help from

[00:38:18] the audience and

[00:38:20] the film was designed with help from

[00:38:22] style of the

[00:38:24] style project

[00:38:26] that's beautiful

[00:38:28] 2003 Dustin Diamond did

[00:38:30] send lawyers after this

[00:38:32] gentleman this here according to the

[00:38:34] official YTMND about page

[00:38:36] trying to garner control

[00:38:38] the Dustin Diamond dot com domain

[00:38:40] Goldberg was repeatedly threatened

[00:38:42] and it became clear that the dispute

[00:38:44] was almost certain to end up in the

[00:38:46] courts and that's when

[00:38:48] he lost focus while doing

[00:38:50] fucking with Dustin Diamond

[00:38:52] and went straight into YTMND

[00:38:54] the courts did decide

[00:38:56] in Goldberg's favor letting him

[00:38:58] let him keep Dustin Diamond dot com

[00:39:00] so in the press release

[00:39:02] ICAM which is the internet

[00:39:04] corporation for assigned names and numbers

[00:39:06] will allow online artist Max Goldberg

[00:39:08] to continue and to maintain

[00:39:10] his parody website DustinDiamond.com

[00:39:12] let's see here the site

[00:39:14] is a low-tech masterpiece making fun

[00:39:16] of America's worship of celebrity

[00:39:18] it includes a public forum guest

[00:39:20] book that has been taken over by pranksters

[00:39:22] posing as rabid diamond

[00:39:24] fans in a typical

[00:39:26] post someone calling himself Kurt

[00:39:28] Steinberg wrote to the child actor

[00:39:30] your queer fans who comprise

[00:39:32] 90% of the people who view this guest

[00:39:34] book daily are simply looking

[00:39:36] for homoerotic saved by the bell fantasies

[00:39:38] involving you Diamond

[00:39:40] such messages allow your gay followers

[00:39:42] to lose many loads annually

[00:39:46] so they basically said it falls under fair use

[00:39:48] he said yeah let's go nuts

[00:39:50] and so 2004

[00:39:52] you're the man now dog

[00:39:54] he soft launched it to a group of friends and family

[00:39:56] site was kind of shitty

[00:39:58] but then finally 2005

[00:40:00] it became what it is

[00:40:02] to this day

[00:40:04] here's kind of a sample page

[00:40:06] it's a site where anyone can create

[00:40:08] and upload and whatever

[00:40:10] a simple web page with a

[00:40:12] tiling image and

[00:40:14] a bit of music or any sound

[00:40:16] file really? Yeah like usually looping

[00:40:18] sound um what was it interior

[00:40:20] crocodile alligator

[00:40:22] I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[00:40:24] that's right interior

[00:40:26] crocodile alligator I drive

[00:40:28] a Chevrolet movie theater

[00:40:30] I think there's only

[00:40:32] five you're the man now dog

[00:40:34] pages that I recollect

[00:40:36] yeah was that one

[00:40:38] of course one that inspired

[00:40:40] snakes on a plane

[00:40:42] dramatic

[00:40:44] readings that became a series

[00:40:46] because of this which was

[00:40:48] any text usually it was forum

[00:40:50] stuff or any kind of like

[00:40:52] email that you got from someone who is

[00:40:54] even slightly like

[00:40:56] unhappy those got dramatic

[00:40:58] readings the audio file was then pasted over

[00:41:00] images Brian

[00:41:02] yeah Brian peppers made

[00:41:04] it a lot of appearances

[00:41:06] the Batman bomb run which is from

[00:41:08] the 1966 Batman the movie

[00:41:10] where Adam West is running down

[00:41:12] the street carrying a bomb

[00:41:14] it became a very popular place to

[00:41:16] repost shit with had a ways

[00:41:18] what is love that

[00:41:20] Saturday night life found a lot of

[00:41:22] of the Roxbury guys

[00:41:24] Tukashi Kaga from

[00:41:26] Iron Chef biting into a bell pepper

[00:41:28] and usually accompanied by some music

[00:41:30] or something offensive depends

[00:41:32] one of my favorite things to keep coming across

[00:41:34] on you're the man now dog pages was

[00:41:36] Chakarong Makarong have you heard this

[00:41:38] song you know of course

[00:41:57] it's a Panamanian artist Ronnie

[00:41:59] Clark aka El Chumbo

[00:42:01] I don't know if you're familiar with this but here it is

[00:42:03] right and spinners which I believe

[00:42:05] we had a variation

[00:42:07] of as a shock that JPEG

[00:42:09] a little while back all comes

[00:42:11] full circle looped footage of hardcore

[00:42:13] gay porn set to three six mafia

[00:42:15] right and spinners

[00:42:17] we referred to ebombs

[00:42:19] world

[00:42:21] they ran into some problems

[00:42:23] so in January 2006

[00:42:25] this according to know your meme

[00:42:27] a doesn't change facial expressions

[00:42:29] animated gift of actress Lindsay

[00:42:31] Lohan created by you're the man now dog

[00:42:33] user splice vw was

[00:42:35] re uploaded and watermarked

[00:42:37] on ebombs world without

[00:42:39] crediting either the user or you're the man now dog

[00:42:41] in retaliation

[00:42:43] you're the man now dog users rated the

[00:42:45] ebombs world forums with spam

[00:42:47] and orchestrated d.d. o s attacks

[00:42:49] against the site

[00:42:51] Goldberg of course walked it back I tried

[00:42:53] to stop this all when it was

[00:42:55] a snowball but it just turned into an avalanche

[00:42:57] I'd like to make an open statement

[00:42:59] to the community in regards to DDoS

[00:43:01] don't do it

[00:43:03] sets a whole new precedent that does not end well

[00:43:05] it affects a lot more than

[00:43:07] just ebombs world and really crosses the

[00:43:09] line

[00:43:11] they eventually ironed it out

[00:43:13] 2006

[00:43:15] Max Goldberg announced he got a cease and desist

[00:43:17] from Scientology lawyers

[00:43:19] I don't know

[00:43:21] he refused to take

[00:43:23] down the sites in question you're the man now

[00:43:25] dog users responded by

[00:43:27] making more

[00:43:29] over 550

[00:43:31] you're the man now pages were made

[00:43:33] mocking Scientology

[00:43:35] 2007 Goldberg published a blog

[00:43:37] post announcing that Sega Europe

[00:43:39] has delivered a cease and desist

[00:43:41] letter concerning

[00:43:43] the

[00:44:06] like all drugs, alcohol and you can get hooked.

[00:44:10] I wanna get a lot of snickers.

[00:44:12] They got sued by Scholastic.

[00:44:15] A big thing at the time was to yell out Snape Kill Stumbledore.

[00:44:18] And so many people would make your The Man Now Dog pages

[00:44:21] with that as the sound.

[00:44:23] Oh God, I'm not gonna happen.

[00:44:25] Goldberg himself saying,

[00:44:26] I enjoy getting these types of emails

[00:44:28] and I'm not taking shit down.

[00:44:31] Ella and Pez came after them

[00:44:34] because of a fake Adolf Hitler Pez candy

[00:44:36] dispenser.

[00:44:37] After that happened,

[00:44:38] he then launched a Pez themed contest

[00:44:41] with the winning prize being a potential lawsuit.

[00:44:44] Here's the contest description.

[00:44:48] Madam slash sir, we address this letter to you

[00:44:51] as we have noticed a Hitler Pez dispenser on your website

[00:44:54] as this Hitler Pez dispenser is a self made fake dispenser

[00:44:57] against any humor or taste not affiliated with Pez

[00:45:01] and furthermore an obvious infringement

[00:45:04] of various statutes and rights

[00:45:05] including intellectual property plus an insult.

[00:45:09] We do ask you to instantly remove this photo

[00:45:12] and any article plus reference

[00:45:14] to the Hitler Pez dispenser from your website.

[00:45:17] Any future display of any such fake

[00:45:19] and or insulting Pez items shall be refrained from.

[00:45:23] You will set a deadline of May 15th

[00:45:25] and do ask for your immediate cooperation in this regard

[00:45:29] as otherwise legal measures will be have to be taken.

[00:45:32] They also noticed that they had a Charles Manson Pez dispenser

[00:45:36] same language, same deadline.

[00:45:38] And so people made these pages,

[00:45:41] the history of Pez.

[00:45:43] Oh God, a completely falsified history of Pez

[00:45:47] in an animated gif saying it was invented by Adolf Hitler

[00:45:51] originally to dispense cyanide pills.

[00:45:53] Jesus, they switched the pills to candy

[00:45:56] but managed to keep the taste the same.

[00:45:59] There were 106 different entries in this.

[00:46:03] The top one getting 502 votes

[00:46:05] which was the one I just mentioned.

[00:46:07] That was the kind of nonsense they got up to

[00:46:10] at your the man now dog.

[00:46:13] What a strange sight because it was really

[00:46:16] this hub of user generated nonsense

[00:46:19] like anybody could just hop on there and do whatever.

[00:46:22] And so you had, you know weird.

[00:46:23] It was like the geoc's of memes.

[00:46:25] Yes, and because it was short

[00:46:26] because it was strictly a looping gif and some audio,

[00:46:30] you could go a little nut so like some of the stuff

[00:46:33] was basic like Ronald McDonald pointing and laughing.

[00:46:36] And it was like the entirety of a parody song

[00:46:39] or the one I always remember is Neil Cisariga,

[00:46:43] an early tune of his that was like intended to mock

[00:46:47] Japanese songs like Japanese music.

[00:46:50] And it was Anna mutations.

[00:46:53] Now those originated elsewhere

[00:46:54] but they showed up on your the man now dog.com sites.

[00:46:59] And that's where I first heard them.

[00:47:01] What was it?

[00:47:02] 10 something years of just nonsense.

[00:47:04] People just going off.

[00:47:06] Is the website still up?

[00:47:07] Cause I know they said they shut down in 2019

[00:47:10] but yeah, here it is.

[00:47:12] Your the man now dog has suffered a catastrophic failure

[00:47:15] whether or not the site at Ever Baby Back

[00:47:16] is still undecided.

[00:47:18] I'm actively working on data recovery 2019

[00:47:22] but the site, I mean, I've pulled up the about page.

[00:47:26] Yeah.

[00:47:27] So I guess he got something back together

[00:47:28] and we were able to pull up old pages.

[00:47:30] So the last contest was 2020.

[00:47:34] The global pandemic contest on your the man now dog.com

[00:47:39] the reward a bottle of hand sanitizer.

[00:47:44] Spider-man singing about taking a shit in the bathtub.

[00:47:47] Can't stop the Rona.

[00:47:49] Oh no, that came in third place by the way.

[00:47:52] I forgot how dumb some of these are.

[00:47:55] It's just it's the giant ball rolling scene

[00:48:00] from Raiders of the Lost Ark with a song that goes

[00:48:04] can't stop the Rona over and over.

[00:48:07] Yeah man, it was simpler times 20 years ago.

[00:48:10] And the fact that that was made in 2020.

[00:48:13] You know, there's somebody still out there, you know

[00:48:16] doing all sorts of nonsense.

[00:48:17] It's a rainbow bright reboot recently created.

[00:48:20] Let's see what good stuff we got going on here.

[00:48:22] It's rainbow bright artwork and that's it.

[00:48:26] And this like weird, background music.

[00:48:30] That is on the sub lane.

[00:48:32] They all can't be winners folks.

[00:48:33] A song from a flash side shooter game that has five stars.

[00:48:37] Oh okay.

[00:48:38] A song from a flash side shooter game.

[00:48:40] All right.

[00:48:41] There is also one under that by the way.

[00:48:43] It's SpongeBob Fox Tina.

[00:48:45] Yeah.

[00:48:46] Not great.

[00:48:47] Like anything user generated it's some.

[00:48:50] Not all of them are winners.

[00:48:51] Not all winners, no.

[00:48:52] Well let's really end this with a high note

[00:48:54] with SpongeBob of F Astric CKs Tina.

[00:49:01] I'm guessing Tina from Bob's Burgers?

[00:49:03] I'm guessing.

[00:49:03] No.

[00:49:05] That's.

[00:49:06] Hey, I've done it three times already.

[00:49:07] Tina from SpongeBob says while she's awkwardly

[00:49:10] photoshopped into be in bed with SpongeBob.

[00:49:14] And that was marked not saying for work.

[00:49:16] That could have been much worse.

[00:49:19] That's very true.

[00:49:20] That's very, very true.

[00:49:22] The all time hits though.

[00:49:25] Donald loses it.

[00:49:26] A scene from an old Mickey Mouse movie.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:29] The highs were high and the lows were really fucking low.

[00:49:32] Yeah I think that's why I never really fucked

[00:49:33] with this page because I kind of felt like

[00:49:35] like you said the highs are really high

[00:49:36] and the lows are really low.

[00:49:37] There's just like a lot of garbage.

[00:49:39] Yeah.

[00:49:39] At least posting on fucking fiat.

[00:49:42] Like the garbage could be at least made funny.

[00:49:44] Or yeah, or interesting or something.

[00:49:46] But yeah, just a gift from a Mickey movie

[00:49:49] where Donald hits Mickey but then replaced with Sensored.

[00:49:53] All right.

[00:49:54] Early 2000s comedy.

[00:49:56] I guess this is where we were at.

[00:49:57] You know?

[00:49:58] We're still fucking with low band with shit.

[00:50:00] And like we weren't really ready for long form.

[00:50:03] Jokes.

[00:50:04] Yeah, we weren't ready for jokes.

[00:50:07] And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

[00:50:12] Shock.GPG.

[00:50:15] Well, Brian.

[00:50:16] What we got today?

[00:50:17] What's gross shit we got today?

[00:50:18] Oh baby.

[00:50:20] It's called Octopus Girl.

[00:50:21] Yeah.

[00:50:22] Oh my imagination is just running a mile a minute.

[00:50:25] It is a classic.

[00:50:26] It is also very unfortunate and animal cruelty

[00:50:29] is not really a my bag.

[00:50:32] There's a minute long video previously hosted by Shockchan.

[00:50:35] Also hosted by Lollshock but the Shockchan mirror

[00:50:38] was better mostly because of this

[00:50:39] which is the description.

[00:50:41] Octopus Girl is a Japanese shock video

[00:50:44] set in a Japanese bathroom.

[00:50:45] Yeah, where else is it gonna be set?

[00:50:47] Dip shit.

[00:50:48] Omaha.

[00:50:52] Wow, I can't wait to get this octopus out of your

[00:50:54] honey honey.

[00:50:55] You're in Omaha.

[00:50:57] Ni hao.

[00:50:58] Ha ha ha.

[00:51:00] There is limited dialogue in the movie

[00:51:02] but the storyline revolves around a Japanese lady

[00:51:05] giving birth to a dead octopus from her butthole.

[00:51:08] Similar to Eel Soup,

[00:51:09] this video has received rave reviews from critics

[00:51:12] and so here.

[00:51:14] Oh wow.

[00:51:15] Yeah, it is.

[00:51:17] I don't think it's coming out of her butthole.

[00:51:18] No it is not.

[00:51:20] They were very incorrect in that.

[00:51:22] Yeah, apparently someone had stuffed an octopus

[00:51:25] inside this woman

[00:51:26] and there she is in a bathtub.

[00:51:30] Very slowly.

[00:51:33] Trying to excise it.

[00:51:34] I'm glad it's only 240p.

[00:51:36] Yeah, no shit.

[00:51:37] Anything more than this?

[00:51:39] It's a minute long but it feels much fucking longer.

[00:51:43] And then yeah, that octopus is very much dead.

[00:51:46] That's horrifying.

[00:51:49] Oh please don't tell me there's anything else up there.

[00:51:51] Just flexing the old beehole at you.

[00:51:54] This is really...

[00:51:55] I'm fearing that there's something out.

[00:51:58] Ha ha ha.

[00:51:59] Here you drop this.

[00:52:00] You can drape it on top of her like hey,

[00:52:05] remember this?

[00:52:06] Ha ha ha.

[00:52:09] She's just...

[00:52:10] I don't know why this...

[00:52:11] Pure disrespect.

[00:52:13] Just...

[00:52:14] You know, it's only comical because

[00:52:16] I really like there was others,

[00:52:18] there's gonna be shit as well.

[00:52:19] Yeah, cause you're like,

[00:52:20] you see her butthole flexing

[00:52:22] and it's like no, no, what else is in there?

[00:52:26] It's bad enough.

[00:52:27] It's bad enough.

[00:52:28] And all these comments,

[00:52:30] a thousand percent fake.

[00:52:31] Okay, even if it is,

[00:52:34] it's disgusting.

[00:52:36] It's nasty shit.

[00:52:38] It fucking looks like an octopus.

[00:52:41] I feel like that's a great troll though,

[00:52:43] is just to go around fake.

[00:52:44] Just like on Pornhub fake.

[00:52:46] Oh, that's not really her stepdad.

[00:52:49] That's fake.

[00:52:51] That is true, yeah.

[00:52:52] Just like...

[00:52:53] She's not stuck.

[00:52:54] Yeah, it'd be like a...

[00:52:55] That's not her first time.

[00:52:58] Yeah.

[00:52:58] This week maybe.

[00:53:01] I don't think she needs to fuck that guy

[00:53:02] to live in this apartment.

[00:53:05] She says she has a good crite score.

[00:53:09] She's for two of this and unrealistic.

[00:53:11] I don't think that guy's gonna offer her

[00:53:13] a gym membership, yeah.

[00:53:15] They're not...

[00:53:16] Hey, those guys in that van

[00:53:18] are gonna give her a ride.

[00:53:21] Well, they are just not to where she's going.

[00:53:24] That was the old thing with Banglust

[00:53:25] that they would just drop them off

[00:53:28] and just be like, bye.

[00:53:29] There was one that someone showed me

[00:53:32] back in the day where it was...

[00:53:34] They pick up some girl and she's like...

[00:53:38] She has a picket sign that says Black Lives Matter.

[00:53:41] Oh no.

[00:53:42] And they're like, what are you taking to the protest?

[00:53:43] I'm like, oh no.

[00:53:45] No.

[00:53:46] No, that's so much that that premise is bad.

[00:53:49] Oh God, Jesus wept.

[00:53:51] Yeah, we'll take you to the protest.

[00:53:55] Occupy Wall Street.

[00:53:56] Occupy your butthole.

[00:53:58] I don't think they did a lot of anal on Bangbus.

[00:54:00] Dot net.

[00:54:02] Well, because the titles, I always love portal titles.

[00:54:04] My favorite one is One Flew Over the Poopoo's Nest

[00:54:12] and Rock and Roll in my Butthole.

[00:54:14] Those were the two that stand out.

[00:54:15] Rock and Roll in my Butthole over that one before.

[00:54:18] I don't know if I have a favorite porno name.

[00:54:19] I just...

[00:54:21] So one time I did some faux work for a guy

[00:54:23] in a local band.

[00:54:25] And he just paid me with cash

[00:54:27] and he's also like,

[00:54:28] I got much of leftover Easter candy.

[00:54:29] You want that?

[00:54:30] I'm like, sure.

[00:54:31] And then he's like,

[00:54:33] you know my wife's about to have a kid

[00:54:34] so I should probably get rid of my weird shit.

[00:54:37] So he gave me a copy of a parody of Clockwork Orange

[00:54:41] called A Clockwork Orgy.

[00:54:43] No.

[00:54:45] Oh no.

[00:54:46] He's like, you really like that movie don't you?

[00:54:48] I'm like it's one of my favorites.

[00:54:49] Like here have the porno version of it.

[00:54:51] It came in like the huge case.

[00:54:54] Oh yeah.

[00:54:55] Like the big plastic insert.

[00:54:56] Yeah.

[00:54:57] Oh, I have it somewhere still

[00:54:58] just because it's so fucking weird.

[00:55:00] It's bizarre.

[00:55:01] Yeah.

[00:55:02] Yeah, but One Flew Over the Poo Poo's Nest

[00:55:04] was not a parody of One Flew Over the Kuku's Nest.

[00:55:06] It just had that title.

[00:55:07] And I was like, that's a wasted opportunity.

[00:55:10] You've wasted my time here.

[00:55:12] That's time for the breath, man.

[00:55:13] Don't you think?

[00:55:14] Jesus Christ, yeah, sure is.

[00:55:15] After seeing an octopus

[00:55:16] slide out of a woman's birth canal.

[00:55:18] Boo!

[00:55:20] It's not why I was signed up for today,

[00:55:22] but I was just really hoping like,

[00:55:24] oh it's flying because they're gay kind of thing.

[00:55:26] Yeah.

[00:55:27] Oh, it's a gay man.

[00:55:30] It's a gay man ordering food, but his dick is out.

[00:55:33] Boing!

[00:55:34] Yeah.

[00:55:35] Whoa, that's crazy.

[00:55:37] What's up with that?

[00:55:39] Gay Jerry signed up.

[00:55:41] Wow, looks like a pretty big cock.

[00:55:43] Oh yeah, Jerry, it's a big cock.

[00:55:46] Look at all the veins.

[00:55:47] I got a baby cock, George.

[00:55:49] What are you guys doing?

[00:55:50] There was already the Elaine being gaped.

[00:55:52] Oh God.

[00:55:54] Yeah.

[00:55:55] Oh yeah, that's a gape.

[00:55:57] You gaped on a first date?

[00:56:01] Well, we gotta find the tweet and read it.

[00:56:03] Okay.

[00:56:04] Yeah, don't search Elaine gaped on Twitter.

[00:56:07] Let's just...

[00:56:09] He gaped me, Jerry.

[00:56:11] He gaped you?

[00:56:12] Why does the Grand Canyon?

[00:56:14] I can't believe this.

[00:56:15] Was he sponge-worthy?

[00:56:16] He didn't even try for that whole Jerry.

[00:56:18] He just bent me over, facedown the mattress

[00:56:20] and gaped me as white as a sinkhole.

[00:56:22] I swear if he jumped in, he could have ended up in China.

[00:56:25] I can't believe he got gaped.

[00:56:27] By the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway

[00:56:30] reeked of ass.

[00:56:32] George enters.

[00:56:34] What's going on?

[00:56:35] Elaine got gaped.

[00:56:37] Jerry, don't tell him that.

[00:56:40] George stares and breathes heavily.

[00:56:42] Oh, this is still good,

[00:56:44] but the one was Kramer comes in like,

[00:56:47] Elaine got gaped, Elaine got gaped.

[00:56:49] And he like, it's implied that Cosmo Kramer

[00:56:52] sniffs Elaine up.

[00:56:53] Oh yeah, that's a gape.

[00:56:55] Oh.

[00:56:58] It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show.

[00:57:02] It's time for the breath mint.

[00:57:05] It's the breath mint time, Brian.

[00:57:06] I think it's time to...

[00:57:07] It's time to fucking...

[00:57:10] Close out this pathetic chapter of our measly little lives.

[00:57:14] So what you been up to?

[00:57:16] You saw William Elliot Whitmore, I believe.

[00:57:19] Yes, I flipped my phone up in the air.

[00:57:22] In anticipation.

[00:57:24] It's just like to be fancy and absolutely...

[00:57:26] I got my legs crossed here on the almond,

[00:57:28] on the chair I'm sitting on.

[00:57:30] The most relaxed man in podcasting.

[00:57:32] Most relaxed man podcasting.

[00:57:34] I couldn't be doing it more,

[00:57:35] I couldn't be more relaxed if I was gaped.

[00:57:37] Yeah.

[00:57:38] Well, I found a really cool way

[00:57:40] to just flip my phone and have it land on my nuts.

[00:57:43] And to crush my nuts against my thighs.

[00:57:46] Mr. fucking Belvedere over here.

[00:57:50] Well, thankfully we don't have to

[00:57:51] start recording for a couple of days.

[00:57:54] I just feel like a little sweaty.

[00:57:59] It's like I gape myself.

[00:58:00] Anyways, yeah, William Elliot Whitmore was fantastic.

[00:58:06] That was a really great little night.

[00:58:08] My write-up is up over on the Arts S.T.L.

[00:58:11] Did you read it?

[00:58:11] I have not read it yet.

[00:58:12] Sorry about that.

[00:58:13] Oh, you fucking...

[00:58:14] I know.

[00:58:15] ...your papers and checked there, motherfucker.

[00:58:17] We were a little nervous going to this show

[00:58:18] because we had listened to, on the way there,

[00:58:20] the opener, a lady from Philadelphia named Shug Daniels.

[00:58:24] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:25] I think how I described it is this is the music you hear playing

[00:58:28] when you walk into a coffee shop that you've never been to before

[00:58:31] and realize it's too expensive.

[00:58:33] Where you're like, this is the music that plays when you go...

[00:58:36] When you see like a plate of scones

[00:58:38] about the size of a pygmy shrew

[00:58:39] and you're like, others are six bucks.

[00:58:41] Oh no.

[00:58:42] Oh boy.

[00:58:43] It's a...

[00:58:45] But I think that bias really comes

[00:58:49] from shady coffee shops are overpriced.

[00:58:52] Yeah.

[00:58:52] More than that music itself being noxious or negative.

[00:58:55] It's like this is a negative association, unfortunately.

[00:58:58] Yeah, you got the thing going.

[00:59:00] Yeah.

[00:59:01] She put on a really great set.

[00:59:04] Seemed like a really nice, lovely person.

[00:59:06] And not my kind of music,

[00:59:08] but she was really entertaining and putting on a good set.

[00:59:12] And she had commented that she had just ran on merch

[00:59:17] the night before in Chicago

[00:59:20] because all William Elliot Whitmore's fans keep buying her stuff,

[00:59:24] which is really nice and that's like a cool thing.

[00:59:26] And she seems just like a really appreciative, sweet person.

[00:59:30] And so I hope she gets to keep doing what she's doing.

[00:59:34] Yeah.

[00:59:34] She seems like she's finding a lot out of it.

[00:59:36] And so that was like a nice vibe.

[00:59:38] And William Elliot Whitmore comes out

[00:59:40] and those just like...

[00:59:41] Those wasn't like hokey shit, I think,

[00:59:43] is what kind of struck me

[00:59:45] is there's a lot of stuff that goes on there.

[00:59:47] The umbrella of Belize Music that's like...

[00:59:50] Either sounds like fucking Guitar Center on a Saturday

[00:59:53] or it's just like all vowels and like...

[00:59:57] But this guy like grew up in Iowa.

[00:59:59] He lives on the farm that he was like, his parents owned.

[01:00:03] And seems like he knows how to work the land

[01:00:07] and has like probably I would say

[01:00:09] a more intimate understanding or relationship

[01:00:11] with the world than most of us.

[01:00:13] Okay.

[01:00:14] On a certain level, the new record I think is really nice.

[01:00:17] There's a couple of winners on there for sure.

[01:00:20] But I always think like a hallmark of a really great musician

[01:00:24] is they can play a song of theirs you don't like

[01:00:28] as far as like the record goes.

[01:00:30] But like hearing it live, you're like, oh, I get it now.

[01:00:33] And there was a couple of songs that his like...

[01:00:35] I was fine.

[01:00:36] Then like watching him perform and seeing

[01:00:38] that different level of emotion

[01:00:41] that he brought to the performance.

[01:00:42] I was like, oh, okay.

[01:00:43] I get this song now and now I hear it.

[01:00:46] When I listen to it like while I'm driving or whatever.

[01:00:47] I'm like, oh, okay.

[01:00:48] And yeah, I feel it.

[01:00:49] I feel it out again now.

[01:00:52] Yeah, some songs are like that.

[01:00:54] Yeah, some it's just the song.

[01:00:55] Yeah.

[01:00:55] And he just really great crowd, real friendly.

[01:01:00] You know, they're they're giving them beers and alcohol

[01:01:05] and he got a little turnt up.

[01:01:06] And what kind of cracked me up was that he just like

[01:01:10] he was even going on about first with all of a sudden

[01:01:12] he's talking about how like, you know, fuck share, fuck Drake.

[01:01:17] Just like just funny shit.

[01:01:20] You know, he's like, yeah, they get to smoke.

[01:01:22] And like before he starts his next song,

[01:01:23] he's just kind of waiting for the mic and he's like to himself.

[01:01:25] So it was.

[01:01:29] Here's this big Iowa farm boy playing, you know, country blues.

[01:01:35] It was just a great little say.

[01:01:36] He like gave me a mill the mill finger.

[01:01:39] During one song and then he like apologized afterwards.

[01:01:43] He's like, you know, I just did it for like the phone,

[01:01:44] not like because I hate you or something.

[01:01:46] I'm like, that's OK.

[01:01:47] He's like, is your name Craig?

[01:01:49] And I'm like, no, it's Brian goes, oh,

[01:01:53] oh, there was a guy named Craig.

[01:01:55] He was coming to take photos and like, I'm not Craig.

[01:01:57] And he's like, OK, I like.

[01:01:59] Oh, so you were part of the show for about 20 seconds.

[01:02:03] And then at one point he starts having a conversation

[01:02:05] with his cousin, Jake Tweedy came down to see the show.

[01:02:09] And he's had a conversation with his cousin.

[01:02:12] He was in the crowd about like, yeah,

[01:02:14] you're your paw has some old barnwood for me.

[01:02:18] I went and picked it up.

[01:02:19] And then he's like talking to the crowd like, yeah.

[01:02:21] And they're like, what are you going to do with the barnwood?

[01:02:23] It's like, I probably make like a doghouse.

[01:02:24] I mean, like, you got to think that's a 300 year old.

[01:02:28] He's like, you know, that's a hundred year old barn.

[01:02:30] And that woods probably 300 years old.

[01:02:32] So you got to think that that tree

[01:02:35] would, you know, was from like, you know, olden times.

[01:02:38] And like, wow, that kind of never really thought of it like that.

[01:02:41] It's like that woods from like the 1600s or something.

[01:02:44] Yeah.

[01:02:45] Like this old growth.

[01:02:46] I'm like, huh, that's fucking that's wild to think about.

[01:02:49] But.

[01:02:51] Yeah, a fucking great show.

[01:02:52] Go read your read my write up on the arts.

[01:02:54] STL. Yeah, don't be a bitch.

[01:02:57] But after the show, he's.

[01:02:58] Um.

[01:03:00] You know, sign stuff and taking photos with people.

[01:03:02] My girlfriend's a real big fan.

[01:03:04] So I got a photo of her with William Elliott Whitmore.

[01:03:06] And I used this real friendly guy, really, really nice dude.

[01:03:10] Before he took a photo with my girlfriend, before it took a photo with D.

[01:03:13] He was signed some stuff for a young kid who probably had to be, I don't know,

[01:03:17] 14 at oldest.

[01:03:18] And he was like with family and all that.

[01:03:20] Yeah.

[01:03:20] I think it was like his uncle and a brother kind of look kids.

[01:03:23] Like, you know, really appreciative walks off as kids walking off.

[01:03:26] You know, Williams looking at the rest of us and he's like,

[01:03:30] you know, kid like that's doing listen to my music.

[01:03:33] I appreciate all that's nice, but shame you listen to like do a loop or something

[01:03:37] like like man, like mannequin pussy.

[01:03:41] And I just go, I just go, man, that new mannequin pussy fucking whips.

[01:03:44] And he's like, it's fucking great.

[01:03:46] Isn't it?

[01:03:46] I've been listening to all the bus all week.

[01:03:49] And I'm like, this is so like, I never thought that William Elliott Whitmore

[01:03:52] would be like a guy that was also kind of with it.

[01:03:55] Yeah, that's wild.

[01:03:57] The new mannequin pussy record is arguably the best record.

[01:04:00] Damn good.

[01:04:01] Yes. I don't know if anything's going to be better.

[01:04:03] It's going to be really hard.

[01:04:05] But that was that was super fucking fun to talking about because he's been

[01:04:09] playing St. Louis for gosh, probably over a decade now and talking about how

[01:04:12] even like the room has changed off Broadway and how it used to be a

[01:04:16] smaller stage and you know, you would actually come in through the front

[01:04:20] door and the bands come in and all these little things.

[01:04:23] And you know, he just had a lot of nice things to say about the venue,

[01:04:28] which is always nice to hear.

[01:04:29] Yeah, for sure.

[01:04:31] Off Broadway is kind of a special thing now

[01:04:36] for a lot of different reasons.

[01:04:37] But Steve and his wife as well as a lot of the people that work there

[01:04:41] have put a lot of a lot of time, a lot of effort and passion

[01:04:45] into making that room what it is today.

[01:04:47] And yeah, it was this guy.

[01:04:50] Nice to hear someone who knows who's not from St.

[01:04:53] Louis is like, no, this room used to be cool.

[01:04:55] Now it's fantastic.

[01:04:56] Yeah, absolutely.

[01:04:57] It's nice to hear that.

[01:04:58] It's nice to hear someone appreciates where they're playing like

[01:05:00] that and appreciating the people.

[01:05:02] Oh, yeah, they're helping them out.

[01:05:04] Yeah, it was good vibes, man.

[01:05:05] It's just like nice to go to show those like this is like just fun.

[01:05:08] What you been up to, brother?

[01:05:10] I have been watching a lot of movies.

[01:05:12] You know, you know, movies, guys just like watching the movies.

[01:05:17] I saw a bunch of them.

[01:05:18] There's really only two standouts

[01:05:21] that's going to be late night with the devil.

[01:05:24] Yeah, I was trying to get D to watch that the other day,

[01:05:26] but she wasn't interested.

[01:05:27] I'm like, this is the movie everyone's talking about.

[01:05:29] She's like, I really into horror.

[01:05:30] I'm like, OK, we'll watch something else.

[01:05:34] I can certainly see some hesitation about this movie

[01:05:37] because it's presented in a way as though it's a documentary,

[01:05:42] but it's also showing you a found footage type of thing.

[01:05:45] So it's trying to have it both ways.

[01:05:47] It kind of opens as a documentary and then it goes into here's

[01:05:51] the tape and then here's kind of like a camel.

[01:05:54] Holocaust, a little bit of that.

[01:05:56] Yeah. I mean, it's got a little bit of everything in it.

[01:05:58] It's got a little bit of the WNUF Halloween special in it.

[01:06:04] It's got a little bit of I mean, there's even bits

[01:06:07] that feel like they're straight out of like King of Comedy or Hey Ma.

[01:06:10] Like these movies about showbiz, right?

[01:06:14] These movies about late night talk shows.

[01:06:16] It's interesting as a genre exercise.

[01:06:19] It's been done.

[01:06:20] A ghost watch, WNUF, a couple other ones have kind of done this before.

[01:06:27] But I really like the look of it.

[01:06:29] I think the fuck David Dasmalchian is the lead here.

[01:06:35] And it's one of the first movies that I remember him being a lead in.

[01:06:39] Yeah, he's usually second or third string kind of guy.

[01:06:43] And he's fantastic.

[01:06:44] He plays this loose off the cuff talk show host

[01:06:48] just kind of try to roll with the punches as the show kind of goes off the rails

[01:06:53] because it's his Halloween night show.

[01:06:55] He's trying to save his late night talk show from being canceled.

[01:06:59] And so he's going to have on a debunker who's going to debunk

[01:07:03] some of the psychic phenomena stuff, but he's also going to have people who,

[01:07:07] you know, this guy is a psychic.

[01:07:09] And so he's trying to have that.

[01:07:12] It's a bit more moderate in that idea like we're going to have

[01:07:15] the psychic and then we're going to have the psychic debunker on.

[01:07:17] And then we're going to have a girl who claims to be possessed by the devil.

[01:07:21] And and so that's what the late night with the devil title comes from

[01:07:25] because the show is called Night Owls.

[01:07:28] People did complain about the use of AI in this movie, and it is very sparse.

[01:07:33] It happens with two title cards, which do appear a couple times in the movie,

[01:07:37] but they're not distracting enough to take you out of it.

[01:07:39] The rest of the movie is very lovingly crafted.

[01:07:42] They do a lot of 70s style.

[01:07:45] TV, it really feels like they use those big heavy cameras on casters for most of it.

[01:07:52] There's a few shots that are not possible with those, but those are kind of

[01:07:56] thematically supposed to be him having an out of body experience.

[01:08:01] Sure.

[01:08:02] And there's some documentary footage shot on 16 mil black and white.

[01:08:07] And so there's some interesting uses.

[01:08:09] And most of the movie is for three and then for the documentary at 16 nine.

[01:08:14] So they play with that.

[01:08:15] There's some I mean it's the colors right.

[01:08:19] It looks like it's fresh off a TV broadcast, like somebody hit record on a

[01:08:23] Betamax, like there's some real technical.

[01:08:27] They got a lot of the look right and then they got a lot of the feel right

[01:08:30] with the costumes like late seventies, early eighties talk shows looked like this.

[01:08:36] And so they did some real authentic stuff, not nearly as authentic

[01:08:40] as the incredibly shitty WNUF.

[01:08:43] If you haven't seen it, WNUF, the holiday, the Halloween special is

[01:08:48] because most of it for WNUF is commercials, fake commercials for products

[01:08:53] that don't exist and businesses that never existed in the first place,

[01:08:56] but all kind of crammed up against this news event that goes wrong.

[01:09:02] OK, this one doesn't have the fake commercials or any of that.

[01:09:07] It's because it's presented as a fake documentary thing.

[01:09:13] But I liked it.

[01:09:13] I mean, David kills it.

[01:09:15] A lot of the other cast also relative unknowns.

[01:09:18] They're all exceptionally good at what they do.

[01:09:21] They're also trying to present it as though it's in real time.

[01:09:24] He'll say we'll cut to commercial and then the documentary footage picks up

[01:09:28] right then and last for about the length of the commercial break,

[01:09:32] maybe off by 10, 20 seconds here or there.

[01:09:35] But I mean, they try to keep the pace up.

[01:09:38] It's fairly short movie, you know, what 87 minutes or so.

[01:09:42] And so it won't waste your time, which I always appreciate.

[01:09:45] And boy, David just kills it.

[01:09:48] I'm hoping that this will perk some people up.

[01:09:51] He's a leading man.

[01:09:53] You might look a little weird, but he's a leading man.

[01:09:55] It's like the Paul Giamatti thing.

[01:09:57] Like it's good to take you a while to wake up to it,

[01:09:58] but he's a leading man.

[01:09:59] He's got the chops.

[01:10:00] Yeah, I think he's I think he's proven himself to have some

[01:10:04] some pretty viable chops as of late.

[01:10:07] He was in fucking Batman at the dark night.

[01:10:11] He's been suicide squads, the suicide, the suicide squad.

[01:10:15] Excuse me. Yes, you're right.

[01:10:17] The superior version, the James Gunn version

[01:10:20] as a man for a movie full of so many weird exaggerated performances.

[01:10:25] His kind of stands out for being a little bit less understated.

[01:10:29] Yeah. Yeah.

[01:10:31] For the person that seems to be dealing with the most emotional

[01:10:34] and mental baggage, yeah, having them arguably

[01:10:37] the most restrained performance.

[01:10:39] Yeah. And standing out in a movie

[01:10:42] with Idris Elba and Margot Robbie going,

[01:10:46] swinging for the fences in every scene.

[01:10:48] And you're still a character that I think of when I think of that movie.

[01:10:51] And also fucking John Cena.

[01:10:53] Yes, Cena. Yeah.

[01:10:54] Well, speaking of Cena, the other one that really came to mind was blockers.

[01:10:58] Did you see blockers?

[01:10:59] I didn't see blockers.

[01:11:01] Blockers is a movie.

[01:11:04] It's a six year old movie that's kind of came in one of the theaters,

[01:11:07] which was a damn shame because I have a feeling like if it had released

[01:11:11] maybe a couple years earlier, it would have been a much bigger hit

[01:11:15] because I mean, this was kind of coming on the tails of stuff

[01:11:17] like Bridesmaids and all that.

[01:11:18] It's like an R rated adult comedy.

[01:11:21] And it's a comedy about three parents trying to stop their teens

[01:11:25] from fucking on prom night.

[01:11:28] That's the basic plot of the movie.

[01:11:30] I think the movie was originally called a cock blockers,

[01:11:33] but they just called it blockers.

[01:11:34] But yet it's it's Cena.

[01:11:37] It's Leslie Mann, a few other spirited cameos.

[01:11:41] But yeah, those two really sell the whole business.

[01:11:45] Oh, Gary Cole is in this movie.

[01:11:47] Now, if you know who Gary Cole is, he's kind of a bit part actor.

[01:11:50] He's one of those character actors.

[01:11:51] He's like in everything.

[01:11:53] OK, yeah.

[01:11:54] He was an NCIS.

[01:11:55] He was Lumberg in office space.

[01:11:58] Oh, yeah. You've seen him.

[01:11:59] Like he's a guy who's been around.

[01:12:01] He's done everything, dodgeball.

[01:12:03] I mean, so I mean, he's done a bunch of stuff,

[01:12:04] but he plays one of the other parents in this movie.

[01:12:08] The funniest part of it to me is that he hangs dong in the movie.

[01:12:12] Oh, you're showing a little bit of a zan here.

[01:12:15] Yeah. And it's like, all right, man,

[01:12:17] you've pretty much done everything in your career.

[01:12:20] Why not? Like fucking cares.

[01:12:22] His character in the movie is married to a Gina Gershaw.

[01:12:25] So it's like, yeah, why not? Sure. We're doing this.

[01:12:29] There is the reason it's R.

[01:12:31] The only reason it's R is that shot of Gary Coles, Dick,

[01:12:35] and then also of another close up

[01:12:37] where someone grabs someone's nutsack.

[01:12:42] So like for an R rated sex movie is very chased,

[01:12:46] except for those two shots in particular.

[01:12:49] That is what kept it and maybe some language from

[01:12:52] some of the other character actors.

[01:12:54] Hannibal Burris is in it for like two seconds.

[01:12:56] Very weird.

[01:12:57] It's an enjoyable little romp.

[01:12:58] You'll forget most of what it's about by the time it's over,

[01:13:02] but it's still fun to watch.

[01:13:04] It focuses on the parents more than the pre more than the teens,

[01:13:07] which is probably right because the story is about them and their anxieties.

[01:13:11] Sure.

[01:13:12] And who?

[01:13:14] Yeah, it seems like a movie that probably ship him released like in 2010.

[01:13:18] Yeah, it does feel like in just it missed the window

[01:13:22] of that era of raunchy comedy.

[01:13:25] Because I mean, it really wasn't until maybe it was last year

[01:13:29] or no hard feelings actually made a splash because I mean,

[01:13:33] I didn't really see a lot of other raunchy comedies in that.

[01:13:38] Nineteen to twenty two time period.

[01:13:41] Yeah.

[01:13:42] But yeah, blockers.

[01:13:45] A forgivable lark.

[01:13:46] It's a fun one.

[01:13:48] And boy, we love Gary Cole, don't we?

[01:13:51] What about you, Brian? Anything else?

[01:13:52] Oh gosh, well, you know, being an employee

[01:13:54] sure gives you a lot of free time.

[01:13:57] Oh, yeah, you said you were going to watch Alex Garland's men.

[01:14:00] What did you think? Oh, yeah, that was fucking.

[01:14:03] Wow, talk about a movie that kind of whipped it.

[01:14:05] Yeah. Yeah.

[01:14:07] I had that same thought when I saw it like I like Alex Garland.

[01:14:10] But I think I think my response was what the what the shit is this?

[01:14:13] Yes.

[01:14:14] And that last the third, the third act goes from being like, wow,

[01:14:17] wow, this is fucking insane.

[01:14:19] I'm really into this right to like I could not be any less

[01:14:23] interested in this movie.

[01:14:24] Like it really fucking squanders a whole lot of potential really quick.

[01:14:29] And a lot of great, I mean, two great performances, really,

[01:14:33] because it's just the same guy over and over.

[01:14:35] But he kills it.

[01:14:36] Yeah, the name of the actor off top of my head.

[01:14:38] But he amazing, like amazing performance.

[01:14:42] But yeah, a series of bad decisions at the end kind of takes away

[01:14:47] any kind of that movie might have had.

[01:14:50] I think maybe if we ended.

[01:14:54] Ten minutes earlier, you might have had, you know,

[01:14:57] maybe cut one of the graphic sequences.

[01:15:00] We might have been able to salvage that.

[01:15:02] Yeah, the the birth ball at the end went for being like,

[01:15:06] oh, wow, was this too?

[01:15:08] Like, oh, this just sucks.

[01:15:10] Well, because it happens four times.

[01:15:12] Yeah. Yeah.

[01:15:13] And like the special effects are great.

[01:15:15] Yeah.

[01:15:17] It's just it's yeah.

[01:15:19] I just wow that that whole entire time like, wow, this is great.

[01:15:22] Like, you know, this woman, her husband kills himself and she goes to,

[01:15:28] you know, this beautiful country town

[01:15:31] and rural London, rural, not London, rural Great Britain.

[01:15:36] And it's just really beautiful and picturesque

[01:15:38] and but something unsettling is happening.

[01:15:41] And you wonder if like, oh, it's just like,

[01:15:42] is it just weird country folk?

[01:15:44] And you're like, oh, no, there's something deeper going on here.

[01:15:46] Yeah, they're all played by the same guy.

[01:15:49] Like, you don't notice at first, especially when it's like a little kid.

[01:15:54] But then you start realizing, oh, that's the same guy

[01:15:57] in all these encounters that she's having with these awful men.

[01:16:01] All of them are awful.

[01:16:03] And yeah, just really well shot.

[01:16:07] I liked the the look of it.

[01:16:10] It has this again, the 70s vibe.

[01:16:14] It kind of feels like not the wicker man,

[01:16:16] but there's other British subtle horror movies around that era

[01:16:20] that have that kind of painterly look to some of the the vistas, you know,

[01:16:25] like that there's that the only movie that I could think of

[01:16:27] that looks like it is still a more recent one.

[01:16:30] It's called Sensor.

[01:16:31] It still kind of takes place in an idyllic English countryside kind of thing.

[01:16:36] But there's definitely a vibe happening.

[01:16:39] Yeah. And then the third act happens and you go,

[01:16:42] what the fuck just happened to this movie?

[01:16:44] I had a thing going here.

[01:16:46] The other thing I guess I could talk about was

[01:16:51] I binged the twist metal series.

[01:16:53] Oh, Anthony Mackie. Yeah.

[01:16:55] How was that?

[01:16:57] You know what? It shows its budget.

[01:17:00] Oh, unfortunately in a bad way because I don't believe to peek.

[01:17:04] A Kansas has palm trees.

[01:17:08] Well, it is in the alternate future twisted metal universe.

[01:17:12] I've been to Kansas.

[01:17:13] Kansas doesn't look like Burbank, but far enough from things like that.

[01:17:18] It was surprisingly good.

[01:17:20] I think Will Arnett mostly nails sweet tooth.

[01:17:23] Oh, I forgot that was him. That's right.

[01:17:26] There's just a lot of really great performances.

[01:17:30] They're weird and it's funny.

[01:17:33] But in a way that stuff isn't funny anymore.

[01:17:36] It's the odd sense of humor.

[01:17:38] It's not like a gross out.

[01:17:39] I really don't. It's not like dumb.

[01:17:41] It's middle brow. I suppose.

[01:17:43] That's fair.

[01:17:44] There's a lot of references to the original PlayStation series.

[01:17:49] There's a few references to like twist the stuff in twist a metal black

[01:17:53] and so on, but a lot of the humor and a lot of

[01:17:57] the Easter eggs, a lot of that stuff is referencing stuff

[01:18:02] from the first three PlayStation games to the older.

[01:18:05] Yeah. Yeah.

[01:18:06] Very feels very heavily influenced by the first two.

[01:18:10] Which is nice because I don't know if I could deal with like a super

[01:18:15] dour serious, like seven inspired

[01:18:21] twisted metal show.

[01:18:22] The first couple of episodes kind of feel like this could have been something else.

[01:18:25] It wasn't twisted metal and someone just did a treatment and made it related.

[01:18:29] But then by the end of the first season, it comes back together

[01:18:34] and I'm like, OK, you know, this makes sense.

[01:18:35] It has it goes to great lengths to kind of make a sense of this mythology

[01:18:41] of its world, some decent.

[01:18:44] Yeah, so actually really decent world building, to be honest.

[01:18:48] I hate it.

[01:18:49] I don't think it's mind blowing, but it's it's fun.

[01:18:52] Again, like there's some really great performances, some really great references.

[01:18:55] If you're fans of the fan of the video game series

[01:18:58] and like a decent cliffhanger for season two, which hopefully they make.

[01:19:02] Yeah, I haven't heard word about a season two.

[01:19:05] But here's hoping I have not watched the whole thing.

[01:19:08] I watched the first episode and was like, OK, interesting, interesting

[01:19:11] because I played the games when they were first out.

[01:19:14] But I think I would just hit skip when story should come up

[01:19:19] because I was not a mature gamer at the time.

[01:19:22] I did not invest myself in the story as it was of the twisted metal video

[01:19:27] game, which is to my detriment, apparently.

[01:19:30] So apparently, yeah.

[01:19:32] All right. So let's wrap up this fucker.

[01:19:34] Hey, if you think it's funny that I left the window open in my apartment

[01:19:37] and now it's a fucking torrential downpour,

[01:19:40] you can reach beyond social media at either ishokidibor.com

[01:19:44] I S H O T G U I D B O R D or A music photographer.

[01:19:49] A music. Yeah, you know how to fucking spell, I hope.

[01:19:52] Fucking Cretan.

[01:19:54] So yeah, there's that going on.

[01:19:55] Go over to the arts.

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[01:20:00] Louis. I got some cool shit going on.

[01:20:02] You know, I got that William Elliott Whitmore right now.

[01:20:04] And I've got in the next next week I've got

[01:20:08] oh, we got slowdived this week and that should be cool.

[01:20:11] Next week I've got swans and death cat for cutie

[01:20:14] and the postal service. So that should be fucking tight.

[01:20:17] Jason, where can they tell you that you're a homo gay?

[01:20:19] You can tell me I'm a homo gay at any of the following places.

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[01:21:22] We're going to record a 90 minute commentary track on Garo monster home

[01:21:27] delivery a Japanese puke fetish video.

[01:21:29] Do that thing and you can also find me as a fictionalized version of Stephen King

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[01:21:38] We are crowdfunding for our second season.

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[01:21:45] You'll find it there.

[01:21:47] OK, as we always say at this time, Namaste.

[01:21:50] Good luck.

[01:21:51] Eat the knife and give mommy a good gut fucking indeed.

[01:21:55] Have a good one.

[01:21:56] Bye bye.