Episode 91 : These Guys Really Like To Use The F-Slur

[00:00:00] Hey y'all welcome to What's Fucking with Paula Deen today

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[00:00:57] Jesus Christ, we're doing another one

[00:00:59] Oh God, we're doing this again. God damn it. God damn it

[00:01:03] Haven't you people had enough? There's Pardo and Piazzas all over on the internet

[00:01:09] And people have terrible things to say about whether or not

[00:01:13] Is the Super Bowl woke now? I don't fucking know

[00:01:17] Is it? You tell me

[00:01:19] Because what is woke? Is it Derea? Is it Derea McKesson?

[00:01:24] Is it Derea McKesson taking a knee at the 50 yard line and opening up a clam shell

[00:01:30] And inside the clam shell is

[00:01:33] That's single onion ring

[00:01:35] It's the woke onion ring

[00:01:38] It's Super Bowl 62 woke onion ring presented by

[00:01:44] Raytheon

[00:01:47] Oh, it's the Gabe Fried onion ring

[00:01:51] Derea McKesson's got the Gabe Fried onion ring

[00:01:54] Instead of flipping a coin, it's a cock ring

[00:01:58] The referees all look like Ruth Bayer Ginspar

[00:02:02] And every time no matter what the play is, it's the Ruth Conda Forever Arts Contest

[00:02:13] Instead of going to Disneyland, they're going to the Berkeley College of Music

[00:02:17] Oh

[00:02:18] Learned jazz piano

[00:02:20] To play at some bar called The River Sticks

[00:02:25] But it's spelled wrong? It's S-T-I-C-K-S?

[00:02:31] Hey, welcome to the show

[00:02:33] Yeah, it's 4am and it's Doug's barking

[00:02:35] We're the sons of the hogs, you could not crank I am Brian

[00:02:39] This is Jason

[00:02:40] Howdy

[00:02:41] We're here to look at the same shit you probably already saw on the air net

[00:02:44] But now it's two guys you kind of don't know going like

[00:02:47] Well, how about that? And then the other guy going like

[00:02:50] Seems kind of weird

[00:02:52] Have you even gotten to GIFs?

[00:02:55] There's GIFs?

[00:02:57] Just from The Great Land of Louisville, a place I like more than St. Louis

[00:03:00] I've only ever probably spent maybe like 50 hours of my life in Louisville

[00:03:07] Really?

[00:03:08] I think I like it more in St. Louis

[00:03:09] It's a nice place

[00:03:10] It is really nice

[00:03:11] The fucking painting has to drive

[00:03:13] It's like imagine a town with like no one in it

[00:03:17] But somehow it's worse to drive than Chicago

[00:03:19] Yeah, that's baffling

[00:03:20] Like it's one of those things where like listen here

[00:03:23] We a little bit on that southern time

[00:03:26] And we ain't got the municipal funds

[00:03:30] To time all lot signals correctly and efficient manner for the flow of traffic

[00:03:37] You just kind of got

[00:03:39] I do one of them big time Chicago left turns on live

[00:03:42] You want to get through the intersection else

[00:03:44] You're going to be there all day, Montserray

[00:03:47] You really do

[00:03:49] Suspenders in the whole bit

[00:03:50] Oh, well, the suspenders just eating raw hard corn

[00:03:54] The teeth are used to it

[00:03:56] Yeah

[00:03:58] I had like keep telling you just got to get your ass in here

[00:04:02] You were never going to make this left turn

[00:04:03] When she's put your ass in the intersection

[00:04:05] Like you're driving through Chicago

[00:04:07] She's like why there's no one here

[00:04:09] I'm like yeah, I know

[00:04:10] That's kind of the point

[00:04:11] It's the point

[00:04:12] I was thinking like Dallas

[00:04:13] That's the only place we got to drive that aggressive

[00:04:16] Yeah, you know what?

[00:04:17] If I lived in Dallas I'd get depressed too

[00:04:20] Hey

[00:04:21] That's another fucking hellscape

[00:04:24] Yeah, what do you got here?

[00:04:26] It's not ticking

[00:04:27] Yeah

[00:04:28] Generally a good sign

[00:04:30] Okay, there's a can here

[00:04:32] This is beer for humans

[00:04:33] Easy hop ale

[00:04:35] The beer, bright, crisp and easy to like

[00:04:38] Well, every beer is

[00:04:39] The humans make the world go round

[00:04:42] BFH

[00:04:44] Helps humans in brews

[00:04:46] From

[00:04:47] Brine guys brewery and

[00:04:50] Cincinnati

[00:04:51] Oh, Ohio

[00:04:52] Apparently they'll brew pubs or anything like that

[00:04:57] And Louisville like there is in St. Louis

[00:04:59] But here's something I think this

[00:05:00] Thank you, the lady of the house might enjoy

[00:05:04] Monon Beer Company is a milk stout

[00:05:08] Okay, yes

[00:05:09] So I'm gonna tell you something

[00:05:11] Yeah

[00:05:12] His dark materials in the book series

[00:05:14] The place we went to because we had such a little time

[00:05:16] We were only there for yeah, 19, 24 hours

[00:05:18] The one liquor store we went to

[00:05:21] That had like good reviews on like right and shit

[00:05:24] A lot of really fucking expensive beer

[00:05:26] Like a lot of expensive booze

[00:05:28] Which I expected

[00:05:29] Like a lot of high-end whiskies and so on

[00:05:31] And high-end other spirits

[00:05:34] But like looking through their beer selection

[00:05:36] I'm gonna tell you something

[00:05:37] I like you Jason

[00:05:38] But I'm not gonna spend like 22 bucks on a four pack

[00:05:41] The most I will ever spend on beer is about $15

[00:05:45] Yeah, 15 is like a set limit if you ask me

[00:05:49] Like just as far as

[00:05:51] Yeah, like this guy's sound real fucking tempting

[00:05:53] It can't be something where I'm like

[00:05:55] That sounds okay

[00:05:56] This gotta be one of those things where like

[00:05:58] Oh, this is like stir something in my soul

[00:06:00] Now we're doing cold cans

[00:06:02] Live on the mic

[00:06:04] Oh, that is nice

[00:06:06] Beer for humans, easy hop

[00:06:08] I can see how this one you bring these on a flow trip

[00:06:11] And you'd be good to go

[00:06:12] Oh god damn, the fucking the water patrol

[00:06:15] The water patrol's gonna be asking for one too

[00:06:17] You got one of them?

[00:06:19] Doing the little head nod like

[00:06:21] He's pulling up the sunglass lenses

[00:06:25] They're clipped to his normal glasses

[00:06:29] Being like, let me get one of them

[00:06:31] I'm gonna look the other way if you throw me one

[00:06:33] Yeah sure man, definitely feels like a summer

[00:06:36] God damn

[00:06:37] That is like letting your responsibilities kind of be a right thing

[00:06:40] Like you know what I'll do that tomorrow

[00:06:42] And you know you ain't gonna do it tomorrow

[00:06:45] No god no

[00:06:46] Who are you kidding?

[00:06:48] This

[00:06:49] I ain't helping you kid just got the science project

[00:06:52] I'm not going to my mom's house to paint nothing

[00:06:55] Come on

[00:06:56] I ain't paint nothing

[00:06:58] I'm sitting here with my beer

[00:07:00] A copy of Jugs

[00:07:02] Yeah like the 1985 back issue yeah

[00:07:05] It's the one that has an interview with Burt Backer at

[00:07:12] Turns out he likes Pisces

[00:07:15] That's interesting

[00:07:16] Steven Spielberg wrote a bunch of shit for Playboy

[00:07:19] Yeah

[00:07:20] Just okay, alright

[00:07:22] Seems like a pretty horny guy

[00:07:24] Or was a horny guy

[00:07:25] I'm not gonna say he's older now but

[00:07:27] I'm sure he can fucking shoot some ropes

[00:07:29] I would imagine

[00:07:30] He seems like a guy that'd be really in like prostate milking

[00:07:32] That might be a thing as you age

[00:07:34] I don't know

[00:07:35] You gotta have more direct stimulation

[00:07:37] Anyways

[00:07:38] Don't really have anything

[00:07:40] I don't have anything to add to that statement

[00:07:42] Neither did I

[00:07:43] So I just kind of like

[00:07:44] Just need more direct stimulation

[00:07:46] I guess you do

[00:07:47] Cheers Steven

[00:07:48] I'll drink to that

[00:07:51] Well he's here hey Steve

[00:07:53] Hey guys

[00:07:54] You wanna see this

[00:07:56] You guys ever heard of something called BME Pain Olympics

[00:07:59] Yes actually Steven that's coming up in the show

[00:08:03] Or at least one of the videos from BME Pain Olympics

[00:08:05] Is coming up in the show

[00:08:06] That's a teaser for a segment later on the show

[00:08:09] Alright chop chop

[00:08:10] So we got ourselves a tweet here

[00:08:12] Yes

[00:08:13] It's translated from the original Polish

[00:08:17] Space Eggs in Mexico

[00:08:19] So Mexican rcg news showed footage of a man's testicles

[00:08:24] Instead of the solar eclipse

[00:08:26] The true dark side of the mood

[00:08:28] And here is the video

[00:08:30] Filmed off of someone's television as you know the best videos are

[00:08:34] Showing footage from Arkansas I believe

[00:08:36] And then

[00:08:45] Just it looks like a flashlight being pointed at the camera

[00:08:48] What would be the best part

[00:08:50] What

[00:08:51] That was the eclipse

[00:08:54] Ruminating the nuts

[00:08:56] We'd have to see the shadow on the ground

[00:08:58] To see if it was crescent

[00:09:02] It looks like just a flashlight pointed at the camera

[00:09:05] And then just a pair of nuts

[00:09:07] Just kind of wandering the frame

[00:09:10] And start covering up the light

[00:09:12] And they cut away pretty quickly

[00:09:13] This is a 30 second clip

[00:09:15] But I just can't stop laughing at that

[00:09:18] It's like some shit by a friend's dumbass

[00:09:20] All their brother would have done to get himself expelled from school

[00:09:23] Right but then they aired it on the fucking news

[00:09:26] It's different if it's just like

[00:09:28] Hey check out this video clip

[00:09:30] And it's somebody links it in a forum or something

[00:09:33] It's another one that's on the goddamn news

[00:09:36] Yeah the eclipse brought out some real weirdos

[00:09:39] Sora and Iverson pulled a bit of a fast one

[00:09:42] The other day the sex scene discourse has continued to rage on

[00:09:46] The police have poured things in a couple other movies

[00:09:48] And TV shows and whatnot

[00:09:50] So they faked up a proposed addition to Netflix

[00:09:54] The post reads

[00:09:57] Netflix skipped the foreplay feature

[00:09:59] Removes naughty scenes to make family movie night less awkward

[00:10:03] You know what

[00:10:05] I would have actually kind of liked this as a kid

[00:10:09] As a kid sure I get that

[00:10:11] In the sense that my parents would sometimes put on a movie

[00:10:14] And I think about two thirds through it they were like

[00:10:17] Oh I forgot there's a scene here

[00:10:19] Yeah and I don't know how to explain it

[00:10:22] So we're just going to awkwardly in silence

[00:10:24] Oh okay

[00:10:25] Watch the sex scene

[00:10:27] See because I was sent out of the room if that happened

[00:10:29] So I would see like

[00:10:30] Oh no my parent I came oddly enough from a very like

[00:10:34] Stuck up Baptist family that was like

[00:10:36] No we're gonna sit here and sin together

[00:10:39] Listen you're all talk to this either the god or to your therapist

[00:10:45] Well is there anything that sticks out like a particularly egregious example

[00:10:49] As far as like sex stuff I think I probably blocked all that

[00:10:53] But as far as like movie stuff

[00:10:56] I remember a

[00:10:58] Three things

[00:10:59] A movie where the moon

[00:11:02] The full moon if you look at it you turn to a werewolf

[00:11:05] It's really gory in the early A's B movie sort of way

[00:11:10] Okay

[00:11:11] I vaguely remember that being I remember seeing that like it's five or six and being like

[00:11:15] What the fuck

[00:11:16] Yeah number two

[00:11:18] A movie where I think my parents thought I was asleep

[00:11:23] And I wasn't

[00:11:25] And I saw a scene where like a man and a woman are kissing in the kitchen

[00:11:32] And the woman rips the man's tongue out

[00:11:36] Like real slow and like gnarly and explicitly

[00:11:40] And the third one

[00:11:44] One where three people I think there are a couple and a friend

[00:11:48] Are trying to get away from like some people they ripped off or something like that

[00:11:54] Or like there's something that's pursuing them

[00:11:56] And they're kind of like in the badlands or something like that

[00:12:00] And the woman, the girlfriend

[00:12:04] Gets abducted by one of these pursuing individuals

[00:12:08] And she gets put in between two big rigs and ripped in half

[00:12:13] Jesus

[00:12:14] So I would understand like

[00:12:16] So I would say in that sense I'm actually okay with the idea of there being an option

[00:12:21] Of like hey do you want to skip all of like the sexual and the explicitly violent stuff

[00:12:27] Sure

[00:12:28] I can certainly see that like my kids are 14

[00:12:31] That does sound like something I'd be like well if we're watching a movie out here

[00:12:35] Like maybe we don't need to see this

[00:12:37] We gotta take the scene out of storytelling where Selma Blair gets

[00:12:41] Railed by the tall black man in the hotel

[00:12:45] Yeah or take all the like come scenes and happiness

[00:12:49] Yeah even though that's the best joke in the movie is at the end

[00:12:52] Kid going I've come

[00:12:55] I haven't seen happiness in forever

[00:12:58] It's extremely creepy

[00:13:00] I do love Philip Seymour Hoffman just going is it what

[00:13:03] You heard the come town Philip Seymour Hoffman

[00:13:08] Oh God

[00:13:09] They're so good

[00:13:10] It's been a while but yeah I just think they remember that being a

[00:13:13] Fuck me BS or something

[00:13:15] Fuck you BS

[00:13:16] Well yeah because I mean that's kind of what he does in happiness is he's doing these lewd phone calls to his neighbor

[00:13:22] That's right

[00:13:23] Yeah

[00:13:24] There's something in the freezer

[00:13:25] I think it's a different movie

[00:13:27] That's a different movie

[00:13:28] So this was a gag this was a put on

[00:13:30] This was Sol and Iverson fucking around

[00:13:33] 12,000 retweets and all these people going like

[00:13:36] Finally

[00:13:37] Yeah

[00:13:38] Like it's again like I'm not much for censorship but I'm okay with the option

[00:13:42] I think it got taken the wrong way by the anti-sex scene people

[00:13:47] And it was seen as mockery by people like me who are kind of gay with it

[00:13:53] You know what I mean like it was weirdly divisive

[00:13:55] The comments and stuff are fascinating to go through

[00:13:58] Because it's definitely like

[00:14:00] My old this blew up Soren says I make unhinged stuff like this daily

[00:14:04] So if you lulled at this or breathed through the nose a little at least

[00:14:08] Then please demolish that for that follow

[00:14:10] The foreplay button

[00:14:11] And then Jeremy Judkins how about skip to the foreplay for those of us who only want to see the scenes

[00:14:18] Yeah I'm gonna say Mr. He responds I believe this

[00:14:21] I believe there are other user needs is already served by other sites

[00:14:25] Yeah there's Mr. Skin

[00:14:27] It's the IMDB of nude scenes

[00:14:29] Yeah

[00:14:30] Very bizarre

[00:14:31] Yeah I would have benefited this from watching Oppenheimer on the plane

[00:14:34] Okay sure kind of get that

[00:14:37] Those scenes are really brief though at least

[00:14:39] Like it's not like you were watching like Doom Generation or something

[00:14:43] Yeah exactly

[00:14:44] Jon Snow 420 here if you don't want to critique people's form and enthusiasm with your dad

[00:14:49] I don't know what to tell you

[00:14:52] And right above it Ed Zetron this has been a really good way to see who on my feed will fall for anything

[00:14:58] So the reception was mixed to be sure

[00:15:02] I feel like the watching porn with your dad

[00:15:05] Oh I'm like where have I heard this thought before

[00:15:08] Not to go back to come town

[00:15:10] But there's an episode of come town where Stavros talks about his father who's a Greek near-duel

[00:15:17] Showing him like a James Bond parody porn when they were visiting family in Greece

[00:15:22] And his dad just apparently pointing at the TV like

[00:15:25] That's how it's done

[00:15:29] Yeah I'm doing that but with Oppenheimer yeah that's how it's done

[00:15:32] That's how it's done

[00:15:33] You have really complicated relationships with women

[00:15:36] And then you create a thing that can end all life on earth

[00:15:39] A bit of viral madness went around the other day

[00:15:42] And the post was simply straight man jumped in gay city for refusing to twerk

[00:15:50] I went to gay city and they all said they knew you

[00:15:52] They all knew you

[00:15:53] And there's a guy getting his ass beat by a bunch of people

[00:15:56] People in pink

[00:15:57] Pink right and so

[00:15:58] Oh code pink has gone too far

[00:16:00] Yeah

[00:16:02] And I mean he's just on the ground

[00:16:03] He looks like he broke a heel

[00:16:05] Yeah so apparently it actually was

[00:16:08] A guy getting his ass kicked in Brooklyn for allegedly slapping someone outside of a Nicki Minaj concert

[00:16:15] Hence the pink because Nicki Minaj's fans are called Barb's short for Barbies

[00:16:20] Sure

[00:16:21] But yeah just straight man jumped in gay city for refusing to twerk

[00:16:24] Obviously became the thing that everyone was trying to get a joke off of

[00:16:28] Everyone trying to jam that turd down the toilet

[00:16:31] Of course my favorite is always the Korean woman

[00:16:35] In gay city straight man jumped for refusing to twerk

[00:16:40] But just the phrase alone

[00:16:42] Like it's been an earworm that's just kind of bounced around my head

[00:16:46] Straight man jumped in gay city for refusing to twerk

[00:16:50] It's the cellar door

[00:16:52] It's the teenage engineering has gentrified the noise table

[00:16:55] Like it's just I don't know what's happened

[00:16:57] Speaking of not knowing what's happened

[00:16:59] A tiktok user by the name Laughter awaits

[00:17:02] I just discovered them and just like Don Juan Jean Long's glycine

[00:17:07] I'm baffled

[00:17:09] We have to talk about the individual who's reposting this tiktok

[00:17:14] Blight Yocum at vomit underscore dragon

[00:17:17] And their profile descriptions 36 forklift operator

[00:17:20] XXX PC gaming and black metal slash death metal fan

[00:17:24] Folks I want to let you know that is not one of my burner accounts

[00:17:29] And the cover photo is like a gigachat version of

[00:17:33] Of JC Denton from Deus Ex

[00:17:36] With what appears to be the white sugar-free monster

[00:17:42] It's an amazing shit post combination right there

[00:17:45] Yeah, let me see, yeah that's exactly what it is

[00:17:49] What's more like it's more like JC Denton as like

[00:17:52] Like a fucking dad

[00:17:54] Yeah

[00:17:55] He's got the dag goat the blow tea

[00:17:59] And his

[00:18:01] The pin twi I have 313 confirmed kills on the forklift

[00:18:06] So Blight Yocum here is reposting Laughter awaits

[00:18:10] This tiktok account you may have seen this already

[00:18:13] Kind of a viral trend going on on tiktok

[00:18:15] It's weird blank people, of course we do this

[00:18:18] My girlfriend when she stings on her tiktok

[00:18:22] I overhear but in between the casino noises

[00:18:25] Of course I'm from California

[00:18:28] I don't wear sunscreen and like you know all this weird

[00:18:32] Well this one was a guy in his son going around Costco

[00:18:35] We're Costco guys of course we do this

[00:18:38] The first set of these I saw were like ones where people were running it through like

[00:18:43] Editors and like turning it into like psychedelic videos

[00:18:47] And that's actually the one I showed my girlfriend

[00:18:49] And I'm like what the fuck is this

[00:18:51] Like this weird like surreal shit

[00:18:53] And then like I saw the this one you're about to play

[00:18:56] And I'm like oh this is wholesome

[00:18:59] Oh no no this is one of the surreal ones

[00:19:01] That's what Laughter awaits is doing here

[00:19:03] This is the one I showed my girlfriend

[00:19:05] We're Costco guys of course we go shopping

[00:19:07] We're all eating a chicken bake

[00:19:14] We're Costco guys of course we have to try the new double chunk chocca cookie

[00:19:18] Double chunk chocca cookie

[00:19:21] Double chunk chocca cookie

[00:19:23] We're Costco guys of course we have to try out the furniture

[00:19:35] We're Costco guys of course we work out with the tires

[00:19:38] Of course we work out with the tires

[00:19:39] We're Costco guys

[00:19:40] What the heck is this chicken bake

[00:19:43] We're Costco guys

[00:19:44] We're Costco guys

[00:19:45] We're Costco guys

[00:19:47] We're Costco guys

[00:19:48] We're morphing into weird and human shapes

[00:19:50] There's abrupt noises

[00:19:52] Classic YouTube poop stuff

[00:19:54] But they're doing it in TikTok form

[00:19:56] And with these ridiculous AI edits

[00:19:59] And fucked up scene transitions

[00:20:01] And loud noises

[00:20:03] This is insane

[00:20:04] Yeah it's just it's unrelenting

[00:20:06] I can't believe this is the one I showed my girlfriend

[00:20:09] I thought you were just going to play like the normal one

[00:20:11] And be like is this weird like surprisingly wholesome

[00:20:14] Oh no the original is great

[00:20:16] But no laughter awaits boy

[00:20:18] Gotta love their vibe

[00:20:19] They're doing these truly

[00:20:21] Unsubbling

[00:20:22] I keep wanting to say lynchian

[00:20:24] But that's not quite right

[00:20:25] You know like it's just off-putting

[00:20:27] I mean chicken bake and then he turns into a centipede of extra limbs

[00:20:32] Like children peed

[00:20:35] And it does look like there's multiple other kids kind of emerging from him

[00:20:39] Please don't ever feed me a chicken bake if that's what it does

[00:20:42] Hey Brian

[00:20:43] You know in New York they had an earthquake

[00:20:45] Only a New York City baby

[00:20:47] Only a New York City baby

[00:20:48] Woo

[00:20:49] Can you have a mayor

[00:20:50] Who doesn't do things

[00:20:52] Yeah

[00:20:53] Yeah

[00:20:54] I don't know what that's like

[00:20:55] Subway trains smell like urine

[00:20:57] Again one of them

[00:20:59] But you can get yourself a hot slice

[00:21:01] Hey

[00:21:02] Well another thing apparently that only happened in New York

[00:21:05] Aside from the earthquake was a guy getting a vasectomy during one

[00:21:09] Wired magazine sat down

[00:21:11] And talked to the guy who was mid vasectomy when the earthquake hit

[00:21:15] I just love this story

[00:21:16] It's so wholesome

[00:21:17] I mean there's not really much to it

[00:21:19] It's a very straightforward interview

[00:21:21] But yeah the

[00:21:22] McKay and Kelly

[00:21:24] Writing here for Wired

[00:21:26] Asking the gentleman in question

[00:21:28] Could you paint the picture of me what it was like on that table

[00:21:31] And his answer is I'm laying there

[00:21:32] He's in the middle of whatever he needs to do down there

[00:21:37] And the whole building started shaking

[00:21:39] I wasn't sure what was happening

[00:21:40] It definitely felt like an earthquake

[00:21:42] But we don't normally have those

[00:21:44] We don't know

[00:21:45] Don't

[00:21:47] We're too busy

[00:21:49] Hailing a cab

[00:21:50] I didn't know if there was a tree nearby

[00:21:53] Or if something that would cause the building to shake

[00:21:56] I just

[00:21:57] I didn't know if there's like a tree nearby

[00:21:58] He's trying to talk like Charles Bronson

[00:21:59] I got nothing man

[00:22:01] And then the doctor was like

[00:22:02] Oh my god that's an earthquake

[00:22:04] I thought he was messing with me

[00:22:05] I thought it was him trying to be funny

[00:22:06] But as this is happening the desk staff

[00:22:09] Started screaming about an earthquake

[00:22:11] And I was like oh wow this is really happening

[00:22:13] There's not much else to this article

[00:22:14] This little clip

[00:22:16] Is pretty much the entire interview

[00:22:19] In a nutshell

[00:22:20] Yeah

[00:22:21] But just the absurd idea

[00:22:22] I'm having this

[00:22:24] Cause I've had one

[00:22:25] And I know it's a very personal

[00:22:27] Moment

[00:22:28] Cause your pants are down

[00:22:30] They've got you numbed up

[00:22:31] They've got

[00:22:32] You know

[00:22:33] There's

[00:22:34] One or two people

[00:22:36] Cutting and doing stuff

[00:22:38] And then they're

[00:22:39] Soldering and doing it

[00:22:43] I don't know if they actually used a solder gun

[00:22:46] But it's smell like

[00:22:47] Burning flesh

[00:22:49] You're in the middle of this very sensitive operation

[00:22:52] That a fucking earthquake happens

[00:22:55] To me

[00:22:56] The image in my mind is just so

[00:22:57] Yeah I'm feeling a little anxious

[00:22:59] Thinking about it

[00:23:00] I see him crossing his legs

[00:23:01] And whatever

[00:23:03] It gave me pause as well

[00:23:05] Jesus Christ

[00:23:07] You've been in there quick yeah

[00:23:08] Yeah yeah we actually have one a couple years ago

[00:23:10] About

[00:23:11] Over

[00:23:12] Ten years ago

[00:23:13] Yeah it's been a while

[00:23:14] Yeah that's right cause we were at a different

[00:23:16] We were across the way there

[00:23:17] Yeah a different apartment

[00:23:18] Or a different place

[00:23:19] Yeah it was about twenty years ago

[00:23:21] I remember like waking up

[00:23:22] Feeling

[00:23:23] The house shaking

[00:23:24] And all I could just think was

[00:23:25] Like oh I'm gonna die

[00:23:26] And there was like really no further kind of

[00:23:28] Like nah this is it

[00:23:29] This is how

[00:23:30] Really

[00:23:31] This show you how like my

[00:23:32] Where my mind

[00:23:33] Was

[00:23:34] And probably still is

[00:23:35] I woke up in the middle of the earthquake

[00:23:36] And just thinking like

[00:23:37] Oh this is how I'm going

[00:23:39] Wow

[00:23:40] Alright it was like

[00:23:41] Really it was like just fully made peace

[00:23:42] Of like oh this is how it's happening

[00:23:44] Jesus dude

[00:23:45] Like woke me up

[00:23:46] That's exactly what happened to me

[00:23:48] I woke up but I thought

[00:23:50] I don't even know what my full thought was

[00:23:52] I just was like

[00:23:53] Oh this is a dream

[00:23:54] I'm having a weird dream

[00:23:55] It's fine

[00:23:56] But

[00:23:57] Crystal wanders in

[00:23:58] Is like

[00:23:59] You feel that

[00:24:00] Like what

[00:24:01] And so I woke up again

[00:24:02] Like what

[00:24:03] What

[00:24:04] Man we just had an earthquake

[00:24:05] Like did we do what now

[00:24:07] No that doesn't

[00:24:08] That doesn't happen

[00:24:10] I asked the neighbors

[00:24:11] Yes me

[00:24:12] Did you see on Facebook is it a thing

[00:24:14] You know 20 years ago

[00:24:15] That's when Facebook was still

[00:24:17] You know a viable product

[00:24:19] And you could use it for

[00:24:20] Getting timely information

[00:24:22] Yeah

[00:24:23] Not like a racist version

[00:24:25] Of next door

[00:24:26] Which I know I'm repeating myself

[00:24:27] But

[00:24:29] I still wish I had

[00:24:31] I would have accepted

[00:24:32] The

[00:24:33] Benton park next door

[00:24:34] Inventation that someone

[00:24:35] Aronisly sent me

[00:24:37] Oh boy

[00:24:38] Because I'm sure

[00:24:39] I'm sure that would have been

[00:24:40] Fucking amazing

[00:24:42] I would have been the fucking mole

[00:24:45] Oh yeah

[00:24:46] Being like

[00:24:47] Wow it looks like

[00:24:49] Dave Gorelli

[00:24:51] Has something

[00:24:52] I'm trying to think of like

[00:24:54] Dave Gorelli

[00:24:55] Yeah

[00:24:56] I'm just like

[00:24:57] I just said a name of like

[00:24:58] A musician

[00:24:59] Is there that guy in St. Louis

[00:25:01] Who plays the music

[00:25:02] I have no idea

[00:25:04] I got nothing

[00:25:05] Dave probably said there was

[00:25:06] A teenager walking in his yard

[00:25:08] And he felt scared

[00:25:09] I don't know

[00:25:12] The man of posture

[00:25:13] Was intimidating

[00:25:16] Yeah he felt threatened

[00:25:18] Dave Gorelli

[00:25:19] If it's a guy I think is

[00:25:21] Would never think of anything

[00:25:22] Like that

[00:25:23] I was just pulling a name out

[00:25:24] Of the air

[00:25:26] Don't sue me

[00:25:27] St. Louis has its fair share

[00:25:28] Of porch pirates

[00:25:30] Had some shit stolen off my

[00:25:31] Front porch

[00:25:32] Wee remotes

[00:25:33] And the occasional book

[00:25:35] Will get stolen off the porch

[00:25:36] But never

[00:25:37] Good job reading

[00:25:38] Yeah

[00:25:39] What is it

[00:25:40] What are you gay

[00:25:41] Get your ass beat

[00:25:42] Tower Grove

[00:25:43] Cause he stole a book

[00:25:44] Yeah

[00:25:45] How do you fucking

[00:25:46] Get weed with this

[00:25:48] No idea

[00:25:49] My uncle's gonna be so cheesed

[00:25:52] So I saw this

[00:25:53] For some reason I was cruising TMZ

[00:25:55] I can't even explain why

[00:25:57] Footage from a gentleman in Sacramento

[00:26:00] Made in rounds

[00:26:01] It's his doorbell cam

[00:26:02] I never capture anything like this

[00:26:04] No it is a gentleman

[00:26:06] Stealing something off his porch

[00:26:08] Disguised

[00:26:09] As trash

[00:26:12] Is he going over the trash bag

[00:26:14] Swap

[00:26:19] Yeah it does need some music

[00:26:24] The fucking rules

[00:26:27] Wandering up

[00:26:29] And then

[00:26:30] Loop

[00:26:32] There's just something

[00:26:34] That's a fucking thing

[00:26:35] Catch them

[00:26:36] No no

[00:26:37] So apparently it was the perfect crime

[00:26:39] Some loony tunes ass theft is all I'm saying

[00:26:42] So before we move on to the next time

[00:26:44] I was wondering

[00:26:45] We're always looking at these web pages

[00:26:47] There's other things that catch my eye

[00:26:49] And most popular

[00:26:51] New angle of Ricky Martin

[00:26:53] At Madonna's show

[00:26:55] Proves he had herp

[00:26:56] He 100% had erection

[00:27:01] Okay

[00:27:03] Let's see

[00:27:04] Yeah let's see

[00:27:05] So a concert in Miami on Sunday

[00:27:08] Ricky Martin and Madonna were on stage

[00:27:11] Wow

[00:27:12] That's really sexual

[00:27:14] During the Vogue segment of the show

[00:27:16] Ricky is getting a lap dance from

[00:27:19] Two men, one of whom appears to be a drunken

[00:27:21] Wow yeah Ricky Martin is definitely chubbed up there

[00:27:23] He's getting grinded on by a

[00:27:26] Very hot young man

[00:27:28] I mean

[00:27:29] And the guy's got his face in his crotch

[00:27:31] Yeah you know

[00:27:32] I'm not gay

[00:27:34] I would probably just have an erection

[00:27:36] Of just confusion

[00:27:38] My body says I'm supposed to be doing this

[00:27:42] Well and I mean Ricky has come out

[00:27:44] In the past couple years

[00:27:45] Sure

[00:27:46] So like

[00:27:47] I think most people just have like

[00:27:49] A nervous erection

[00:27:50] Right confused or yeah

[00:27:52] This will scare off the predator

[00:27:56] Cause yeah the backup dancers are

[00:27:58] Oh you may it weird I have to walk away now

[00:28:01] Well those backup dancers are really getting up in his business

[00:28:04] Like the one guy has his head in his crotch

[00:28:06] Is he kidding that?

[00:28:07] Yeah

[00:28:08] X Howard Stern's show star arrested after being

[00:28:10] Man while driving in car

[00:28:13] Oh Jesus Christ

[00:28:14] Alyssa Jordana

[00:28:16] From 2010s

[00:28:18] That's a deep pull cause I don't remember this at all

[00:28:22] She's hitting that guy like he has an extra chromosome

[00:28:24] She's streaming in her car

[00:28:26] And at the same time just whooping the shit out of this guy

[00:28:29] Like this guy's ass

[00:28:30] Like he's begging for a nerds rope

[00:28:33] He's holding his nose like he's concerned that she

[00:28:36] You're fine you're fine

[00:28:39] Sarah donated five dollars

[00:28:41] I know what Poppy likes

[00:28:43] Oh boy

[00:28:44] Okay that's right

[00:28:46] He takes the wheel grabs her hair

[00:28:48] Sorry isolate

[00:28:49] Headlock

[00:28:50] Sort of

[00:28:52] He needs to really cough that air if he won the guy this live

[00:28:55] Yeah it's sleeper or nothing in this situation

[00:28:57] He's pulling

[00:28:58] You gotta get that rear naked going

[00:28:59] You gotta really crank it with your other hand

[00:29:02] Pulling hair and now sunglasses off

[00:29:03] Okay

[00:29:04] Oh no

[00:29:05] Gonna do the drag out the car

[00:29:07] You're sorry

[00:29:09] Oh God

[00:29:10] Oh boy

[00:29:13] Did she just like pull another car his approached

[00:29:16] She got him with them I guess saying

[00:29:18] He's actively harming me

[00:29:21] All while cameras are rolling of course

[00:29:23] He only thinks to stop the video

[00:29:26] Once all in the system transpired

[00:29:28] Jesus wept

[00:29:29] Wow

[00:29:30] Somebody called the cops when officers arrived

[00:29:33] I heard both sides and looked at the video

[00:29:35] Ultimately determining and Lisa was the aggressor

[00:29:38] So cops arrested and booked her for a simple domestic battery

[00:29:41] She has since apologized telling TMZ

[00:29:44] I'm very sorry for my actions on my live stream

[00:29:46] I wish that hadn't happened

[00:29:48] It's a moment I'm not very proud of

[00:29:50] She used to be a bit of a thing

[00:29:52] She not only appeared on Sturm but has credits on Kimmel Redemption Song

[00:29:55] City Girl Diaries

[00:29:56] Vanderpump Rules and more

[00:29:58] So apparently

[00:29:59] Interesting

[00:30:00] Wow

[00:30:01] Apparently Artie had a bit of commentary on

[00:30:04] Oh she dated Benji

[00:30:06] Okay that makes a lot of sense

[00:30:08] This clip here has Artie laying that's a million years ago

[00:30:11] Yeah I was just saying it was about 2010 or so

[00:30:13] He's a fucking garbage man now

[00:30:14] Are we going to talk about the guy with bumper stickers on his car

[00:30:18] That say Helen Keller isn't real

[00:30:20] You know Helen Keller isn't real has been a bit of a meme in the past couple years

[00:30:24] I didn't really think anything extra about that

[00:30:27] Apparently that's the thing now

[00:30:28] My girlfriend I think has been served like a Helen Keller isn't real

[00:30:32] Tic-Toc at least once or twice

[00:30:34] It's been several years because I think I saw this right before we started doing the show

[00:30:38] Is that Helen Keller wasn't real

[00:30:40] How could she do all that stuff

[00:30:42] But then some of its people taking the piss and saying like

[00:30:45] How could she fly all those airplanes feeling right

[00:30:48] I think it's another thing of the fucking post QAnon like fucking brain worms

[00:30:53] Oh yeah

[00:30:54] People have no complete divorce from reality

[00:30:57] And when I saw that

[00:30:59] Because I think QAnon anonymous did an episode on it recently

[00:31:02] Yes

[00:31:03] I think it was seeing like a Helen Keller isn't real thing or whatever

[00:31:07] And just thinking like

[00:31:09] Howard Stern with a time machine

[00:31:11] And just being like

[00:31:14] Yeah, we're here in the Portage to Sew and we've got Helen Keller on the Sibian

[00:31:21] Alright what's that motion she's making with her hand

[00:31:25] Oh she's wet

[00:31:29] Water

[00:31:34] But they got the sound board from the movie so it's just like

[00:31:37] War

[00:31:40] Because you know they do that they hit the fucking sound boards all the time during that show

[00:31:44] And fucking

[00:31:45] God I just think that would be the all-timer

[00:31:48] Howard Stern, we've got Helen Keller on the Sibian

[00:31:53] She's real folks

[00:31:54] She's real

[00:31:55] And she's a

[00:31:57] Robin just cackling in the background

[00:31:59] Cackling the whole time and

[00:32:01] Fucking Bobo Green

[00:32:02] I feel like that's my whole role in this show is I'm Robin

[00:32:06] Bobo Bowie is trying to keep the microphone

[00:32:09] He doesn't he doesn't know where to put the microphone

[00:32:12] He's just really confused Bealjuice comes out

[00:32:16] Beal you ever met a celebrity before

[00:32:20] I don't give a fuck

[00:32:21] I don't give a fuck

[00:32:22] I'll fire

[00:32:24] And then he tries to rope in like Wendy the slow adult

[00:32:27] Yeah just

[00:32:28] King of all blacks

[00:32:29] King of all blacks

[00:32:30] Oh rest in peace

[00:32:31] Yeah, he passed away

[00:32:32] This is a damn shame

[00:32:33] It's a damn shame

[00:32:35] I feel like I feel like anyone who still who listens to Howard Stern

[00:32:38] This is gonna really date when I stopped listening

[00:32:41] Yeah, which was about 20 years ago

[00:32:44] What's funny is that like a lot of the same whack packers are still around

[00:32:48] Like you'll still hear I mean

[00:32:51] You'll still hear them talk about King of all blacks

[00:32:53] Even though he's got you know he's not around anymore

[00:32:56] But like his producer Benji is still on the show

[00:32:59] And that's 14 years after that clip we were just talking about

[00:33:02] Like he was dating this Elisa woman

[00:33:04] But yeah I will listen to him a couple hours a week

[00:33:07] Just cause like every once in a while

[00:33:10] He'll hit on a fucking riff and I'll just

[00:33:12] It just keeps

[00:33:14] It just keeps going like they'll

[00:33:17] I think sometimes we riff too long though

[00:33:19] They go for

[00:33:20] They'll extend a riff for like 20 minutes

[00:33:22] Cause they can

[00:33:23] Cause they've got you know they got that satellite money

[00:33:25] Yeah time traveling Howard Stern

[00:33:29] Who else

[00:33:30] Who else would he want to get on the Sibian

[00:33:32] Joan of Arc maybe

[00:33:34] Robin you speak French what's she saying

[00:33:36] Hitler's wife

[00:33:37] Eva Braun

[00:33:38] Eva Braun is on the Sibian

[00:33:41] Change the entire outcome of the war

[00:33:43] Change the entire outcome of the war

[00:33:45] Trying to think who else could be on the Sibian

[00:33:48] There's a name on the tip of my tongue

[00:33:50] Sandra Day O'Connor

[00:33:52] Emilia Earhart

[00:33:54] We'll have to revisit this at our time

[00:33:57] I'll go like make a list

[00:33:59] Who you would want to see on the Sibian

[00:34:02] The Sibian through time

[00:34:05] Howard Stern's history series

[00:34:08] Sure it's an email Jason at 40minsdogsbarking.com

[00:34:11] With who you think Howard Stern should

[00:34:13] Send to be on the Sibian

[00:34:15] Any figure from history

[00:34:17] I would love to hear from you about

[00:34:19] I think it's time for Crypto Scam the week though don't you

[00:34:22] Yeah fuck it

[00:34:23] You're listening to 48 minutes of Dogs Barking

[00:34:26] The podcast

[00:34:27] And now it's time for the Crypto Scam of the week

[00:34:30] So here's what's fun this is a fun one

[00:34:32] I like fun ones because this one's actually very

[00:34:34] Lighthearted and it and no one's life was ruined

[00:34:37] And and no actual criminal action happened

[00:34:40] I'm very excited about this

[00:34:42] Have you heard about this Brian?

[00:34:44] It's called dollar sign the plan

[00:34:46] I haven't

[00:34:47] So dollar sign the plan

[00:34:49] Was a cryptocurrency that was announced

[00:34:51] In the headline

[00:34:52] The world's first meme coin

[00:34:55] Preannounced as a rug

[00:34:57] And there you have the really

[00:34:59] Bastard eyes drawing of Nathan Fielder from Nathan

[00:35:02] For you because of of course in every episode of Nathan

[00:35:04] For you the plan is and then he would detail the plan

[00:35:07] For the business owner so dollar sign the plan

[00:35:10] In today's fast paced crypto world

[00:35:12] It's hard to keep up with the latest trends

[00:35:15] And you never know when the project you put

[00:35:17] All your faith in hard-earned fiat

[00:35:19] In will turn out to be a rug pull

[00:35:21] We have decided to simplify this

[00:35:23] We have decided to simplify the process for you

[00:35:26] By announcing right off the bat yes

[00:35:29] The plan is a rug pull

[00:35:31] Unlike many products in crypto

[00:35:33] Which refuse to offer financial advice

[00:35:35] We can confidently give the

[00:35:38] This financial advice do not buy this coin

[00:35:40] As it will go to zero

[00:35:42] Only trust information on

[00:35:45] Theplan.website or official socials

[00:35:48] We would not want you to accidentally

[00:35:51] Make money.

[00:35:53] The post launch update

[00:35:55] We managed to raise a whopping 8.8

[00:35:57] ETH during our presale

[00:35:59] However before we were able to make off with the funds

[00:36:01] A vigilante hacker took 6.9 ETH

[00:36:04] And deposited it in an LP

[00:36:06] Ensuring that a token had legitimate launch

[00:36:08] However this has not stopped us from

[00:36:10] Rugging some three main things

[00:36:12] To do things like

[00:36:15] Buying a goat for a farmer in Kenya

[00:36:17] Today into the LA regional food bank

[00:36:19] And helping Palestinian refugees

[00:36:22] The key deeks

[00:36:24] 69 million fixed supply of the plan

[00:36:26] On base which is coin bases

[00:36:29] Blockchain and it's going to zero

[00:36:32] I've never seen a project

[00:36:35] Exactly like this

[00:36:37] I have seen projects

[00:36:40] By devs that always rugged

[00:36:43] There was a guy called

[00:36:45] 20% I think I've mentioned him before

[00:36:48] I think you have

[00:36:50] Where he would do things like

[00:36:52] You could only buy two at a time

[00:36:54] And they were called shoes

[00:36:56] And he would basically just keep it going

[00:36:58] He'd be in the telegram and he'd be like

[00:37:00] Cool this is enough where I can buy groceries

[00:37:02] For the week thank you guys

[00:37:04] And you were just kind of playing

[00:37:06] The fucking game

[00:37:08] If you were involved with them

[00:37:10] Yeah

[00:37:12] There was a couple guys

[00:37:14] There was a guy also on

[00:37:16] The DSC a dev called himself

[00:37:18] Crackman

[00:37:20] Everything he did was a fucking

[00:37:22] Again but there was always some weird fucking gimmick

[00:37:24] You were putting your 30 bucks in

[00:37:26] To be entertained

[00:37:28] And there was another guy

[00:37:30] Called printf

[00:37:32] Who did

[00:37:34] Similar stuff

[00:37:36] If you watch

[00:37:38] I saw printf or crackman

[00:37:40] Was launching another token

[00:37:42] I got to follow this

[00:37:44] Going to zero but yeah we don't

[00:37:46] No one ever got mad

[00:37:48] Getting rugged by crackman

[00:37:50] Because you knew what you were getting into I guess

[00:37:52] But that's nice that they helped out

[00:37:54] And helping people in Africa

[00:37:56] Is always a worthwhile thing

[00:37:58] Here's from April 4th

[00:38:00] Shit the hacker has struck again

[00:38:02] This is their official twitter by the way

[00:38:04] At the plan coin

[00:38:06] I was hoping to recover all the ETH from the LP

[00:38:08] He put my money in but now he's put the LP token

[00:38:10] Under a one year lock on unisex

[00:38:12] The Jesse gift for Breaking Bad

[00:38:14] He can't keep getting away with this

[00:38:18] Ha ha ha

[00:38:20] I spent 50 of your hard earned dollars

[00:38:22] Buying a goat for a farmer in Africa

[00:38:24] That will be named after the project

[00:38:26] I bet you feel like such chumps now

[00:38:28] Huh

[00:38:30] Ah

[00:38:32] You know

[00:38:36] I think the whole

[00:38:38] Hacker put it in an LP

[00:38:40] Because it's mostly bullshit

[00:38:42] Because it just

[00:38:44] Feels like part of the bit

[00:38:46] But

[00:38:48] You gotta admit

[00:38:50] In a world

[00:38:52] You know crypto especially

[00:38:54] Full of

[00:38:56] Bullshit people who are always lying to your face

[00:38:58] At the very least

[00:39:00] They had the honesty to say

[00:39:02] It's going to zero

[00:39:04] Which you know I always

[00:39:06] I always appreciate that kind of

[00:39:08] Biggles I went into telegram

[00:39:10] And I got all these groups

[00:39:12] I've joined when I would see weird Sean

[00:39:14] Twitter and I just searched

[00:39:16] Crackman

[00:39:18] And yeah this is people

[00:39:20] Like yeah you know in certain groups

[00:39:22] Talking about like yeah from 2001

[00:39:24] You know get in

[00:39:26] Crackman new shits

[00:39:28] There was a group

[00:39:30] That I've never seen called Falsal Arm

[00:39:32] Crackman rebranded

[00:39:34] Oh no

[00:39:36] Crackman

[00:39:38] Just a good sense of humor is always nice

[00:39:40] Especially in a place so rife with scams

[00:39:42] That are legit scams

[00:39:44] It's just ah boy it feels

[00:39:46] Feels good to have that bit of honesty

[00:39:48] I don't know I'm actually amazed I don't see

[00:39:50] More stuff that helps Palestinian

[00:39:52] Refugees and

[00:39:54] Yeah

[00:39:56] Considering there are a lot of people in crypto

[00:39:58] That are from the Middle East

[00:40:00] And are from Africa that are Muslim

[00:40:02] And from Asia

[00:40:04] There's definitely a lot of solidarity

[00:40:06] It is really weird to look at some guys

[00:40:08] Twitter feed and he's talking about

[00:40:10] Like you know charts and stuff

[00:40:12] And he's like graphing out bitcoin

[00:40:14] And you know look at this bull flag

[00:40:16] And the monthly so sexy

[00:40:18] And then being like Nazi Israelis

[00:40:20] Are dogs

[00:40:22] They all should be murdered in the hung

[00:40:24] And you're like that's a tone shift

[00:40:28] Yowza yeah

[00:40:30] These AI coins are really good

[00:40:32] And the next tweet is like

[00:40:34] A quote tweet of a video of

[00:40:36] A Palestinian child

[00:40:38] Half blown up being rolled up in a rug

[00:40:40] And just being like all these monsters

[00:40:42] Need to be buried under the ground

[00:40:44] With no mercy and you're like huh

[00:40:46] Alright yeah

[00:40:48] Okay

[00:40:50] And happy what's

[00:40:52] Edmabarak

[00:40:54] Yes also lots of those between

[00:40:56] Edmabarak and Robin on tweets

[00:40:58] I will hit them with the shoe

[00:41:00] Yeah

[00:41:02] Or the one

[00:41:04] Woman on tiktok she has the cat

[00:41:06] Sister Mini

[00:41:08] Oh yes my girlfriend showed me that

[00:41:10] Sister Mini you know

[00:41:12] She's admonishing the cat

[00:41:14] For being possessed by a demon

[00:41:16] She is unsubscribed

[00:41:18] Cats won't disrespect the Quran

[00:41:20] No no they will not

[00:41:22] At least not mine

[00:41:24] Cause they've been raised right

[00:41:26] You're tolerating the mother religions

[00:41:28] Apple

[00:41:30] That's right

[00:41:32] She's the one that hits people

[00:41:34] She's the one that just

[00:41:36] Will hit you like four or five times

[00:41:38] For seemingly no reason

[00:41:40] Gibson because he's older

[00:41:42] He doesn't really bite people anymore

[00:41:44] He was a younger cat he would

[00:41:46] You smell weird I'm gonna bite you

[00:41:48] But he doesn't do that anymore

[00:41:50] But Apple is kind of taking up that role

[00:41:52] His 401k is finally working for him

[00:41:54] Yeah exactly

[00:41:56] He's got shit going on

[00:42:00] Buy this boat

[00:42:02] Fuck off

[00:42:04] Alright so here's

[00:42:06] Our main subject of the episode

[00:42:08] Which is one of those things where I like to do

[00:42:10] Where is I like to just

[00:42:12] Message Jason like

[00:42:14] The first seeing like Monday

[00:42:16] Before we record like

[00:42:18] Here's something you know nothing about

[00:42:20] Yeah

[00:42:22] I'm going to disappear and never talk to you

[00:42:24] About it again until we record

[00:42:26] Because my life's a fucking shit show

[00:42:28] And I've had about maybe five hours of myself

[00:42:30] Since I've gotten back from Louisville

[00:42:32] Well now I've done a little bit of research on this

[00:42:34] But you seem to be the expert so I will

[00:42:36] Differ to your judgment on this

[00:42:38] So back in the day I'm gonna actually sit up

[00:42:40] In the chair here when I talk

[00:42:42] That means he's serious you know that

[00:42:44] That's what that means

[00:42:46] Get it in there you got the brain dogs

[00:42:48] Here let me

[00:42:50] So back in the day there used to be

[00:42:52] Thing on the internet where people would

[00:42:54] Just be creative in whatever way

[00:42:56] Possible and not seemingly

[00:42:58] For monetary reasons or for

[00:43:00] Generally just generally to be

[00:43:02] Like expressive and weird and

[00:43:04] That came about in a lot of different

[00:43:06] Ways I guess some stuff was more

[00:43:08] Fame-seeking like lonely girl 15

[00:43:10] Or well yeah and the early

[00:43:12] Days of YouTube there was a thing called

[00:43:14] Machinima which was using

[00:43:16] Video games as a way

[00:43:18] To express like plot

[00:43:20] And story and to

[00:43:22] Use it to bring in other

[00:43:24] Elements of other media

[00:43:26] I actually knew someone that worked at Machinima

[00:43:28] And they seemed like they really enjoyed it

[00:43:30] But like all things

[00:43:32] VC and private equity has ruined

[00:43:34] It and it's weird to think

[00:43:36] That this was really popular

[00:43:38] This kind of stuff for about 3 to 5 years

[00:43:40] I think most people

[00:43:42] The most common thing of Machinima

[00:43:44] They probably have encounters like Reverses, Blue

[00:43:46] The long running web series based on

[00:43:48] Halo 2

[00:43:50] Halo and Halo 2

[00:43:52] They would take multiplayer footage

[00:43:54] From that created a whole

[00:43:56] Storyline there was a whole TV series

[00:43:58] Eventually that ran for like 10 seasons

[00:44:00] It's a G-man squad so I

[00:44:02] Was like going to college

[00:44:04] I had a lot of free time I couldn't hold

[00:44:06] A job because I was

[00:44:08] Just like a really disagreeable human being

[00:44:10] So I spent a lot of time

[00:44:12] Posting

[00:44:14] I spent so much fucking time in the area that

[00:44:16] I played World of Warcraft

[00:44:18] I want to save for about 5 or 6 months

[00:44:20] Straight just about every day

[00:44:22] And it was right before the second

[00:44:26] Yeah it was right before the second

[00:44:28] Expansion came out

[00:44:30] Wrath of the Lich King

[00:44:32] Which is really funny

[00:44:34] Because I spent all this time playing with goons

[00:44:36] And leveling up character

[00:44:40] Then Wrath of the Lich King came out

[00:44:42] And I'm like

[00:44:44] How do I do this anymore?

[00:44:46] Some of the guys from

[00:44:48] The Goons

[00:44:50] The nerds I was playing with

[00:44:52] Were a little mad that I was

[00:44:54] Fucking hardcore for like 6 months

[00:44:56] I don't know what classes are back

[00:44:58] And

[00:45:00] I want

[00:45:02] I don't want to send the base mail

[00:45:04] Yeah

[00:45:06] Yeah I was that way with tribes too

[00:45:08] It was the same thing, bunch of goons

[00:45:10] And tribes too

[00:45:12] Alright I'm bored

[00:45:14] I've done this thing

[00:45:16] I can see how people ruin their life over it

[00:45:18] And I don't want to do it

[00:45:20] But I was playing a lot of Team Fortress 2

[00:45:22] Playing a lot

[00:45:24] Zombie

[00:45:26] Zombie Master

[00:45:28] That was the mod

[00:45:30] It was asymmetrical

[00:45:32] One person was almost like an RTS game

[00:45:34] Okay

[00:45:36] And that was the zombie master

[00:45:38] You can have control over anything other than where you spawn things

[00:45:40] Like if you did traps

[00:45:42] Okay

[00:45:44] Almost like a tower defense

[00:45:46] And then there was 3 or 4 other characters

[00:45:48] That would be humans

[00:45:50] This is all done with half life 2 resources

[00:45:52] And the other team

[00:45:54] Would have to

[00:45:56] Find stuff, accomplish things

[00:45:58] The default level I think was

[00:46:00] You had to find parts for a car

[00:46:02] It was actually really fucking fun

[00:46:04] Yeah it sounds like it

[00:46:06] I think it was a guy who called himself angry lawyer

[00:46:08] And I think he eventually abandoned it

[00:46:10] And I think it was revived

[00:46:12] A couple years ago

[00:46:14] But that's a whole other kind of thing

[00:46:16] I think I came across this because of YCS

[00:46:18] The shit posting

[00:46:20] Fied Light

[00:46:22] Video games forum on something awful

[00:46:24] And I think

[00:46:26] This encapsulates a very

[00:46:28] Interesting part of YouTube

[00:46:30] Kind of just like video game

[00:46:32] Entertainment

[00:46:34] Seems to be really done for the just the joy

[00:46:36] And the pleasure of the people that are creating it

[00:46:38] An audience of one really

[00:46:40] Them and like the people that they play games with

[00:46:42] Yeah

[00:46:44] Like this feels like something that someone would make

[00:46:46] For other people in the something awful forums

[00:46:48] To consume

[00:46:50] So it was called G-Man Squad

[00:46:52] Of course the character from Half Life

[00:46:54] The first Half Life game and the second one

[00:46:56] But in this case it was the first one

[00:46:58] It was Half Life Deathmatch

[00:47:00] Source

[00:47:02] Which was based on Half Life 2 Deathmatch

[00:47:04] Half Life 2 Episode 1

[00:47:06] In the orange box

[00:47:08] If you remember that, that was a whole debacle

[00:47:10] Because you had to install Steam

[00:47:12] To get it to run on your computer

[00:47:14] I remember distinctly playing Half Life Deathmatch Source

[00:47:16] Because Half Life Deathmatch

[00:47:18] When it first came out

[00:47:20] Was

[00:47:22] I hadn't played

[00:47:24] Any online

[00:47:26] Deathmatch ever

[00:47:28] So that was my introduction

[00:47:30] And it was like

[00:47:32] Oh, I can see that this is going to be big

[00:47:34] Yeah

[00:47:36] Because

[00:47:38] I think there was a Doom

[00:47:40] Online mod

[00:47:42] That you could do and there was a few other

[00:47:44] Not official ones

[00:47:46] But it wasn't until

[00:47:48] Quake 3

[00:47:50] Because that was the whole thing about Quake 3

[00:47:52] Is that it was online

[00:47:54] And you could do Deathmatch with anyone

[00:47:56] I hadn't played that yet

[00:47:58] I feel like the peak of that era

[00:48:00] Of online Deathmatch games

[00:48:02] Was probably Unreal Tournament 2K4

[00:48:04] And I was not an Unreal guy

[00:48:06] I played the first Unreal

[00:48:08] I wasn't an Unreal guy either

[00:48:10] But UTK2

[00:48:12] Unreal Tournament

[00:48:14] UT2K4

[00:48:16] I know, what a clunky

[00:48:18] I would probably play that right now

[00:48:20] If I

[00:48:22] Yeah, if given the opportunity

[00:48:24] If I could get it to run

[00:48:26] But what was interesting about this

[00:48:28] Is that it did come with a suite of things

[00:48:30] You could change your character model

[00:48:32] Because normally when you played

[00:48:34] The Half-Life Deathmatch

[00:48:36] You would have a choice of models

[00:48:38] Most people would play as like

[00:48:40] Gordon Freeman or one of the

[00:48:42] Scientists or the security guards

[00:48:44] But these guys

[00:48:46] Hence the name, all played as the G-Man

[00:48:48] The mysterious

[00:48:50] Possibly working for the Aliens

[00:48:52] Government agent guy

[00:48:54] Based on the smoking man from the X-Files

[00:48:56] When did you first come across this

[00:48:58] You said it was during the YCS

[00:49:00] Something awful

[00:49:02] I think it was probably like

[00:49:04] I was going to college

[00:49:06] At hell this free time

[00:49:08] This was like 2006-2007-ish

[00:49:10] Probably just would have been

[00:49:12] Working a crappy day job

[00:49:14] Posting, going to school

[00:49:16] Most of my close friends had gone

[00:49:18] To college out of town

[00:49:20] So it was kind of just hanging out

[00:49:22] And if there's one thing I can really stress

[00:49:24] To the listeners of this show

[00:49:26] That if you were like just out

[00:49:28] Of high school or in your early

[00:49:30] 20s in St. Louis I want to say from

[00:49:32] Between like 2004-2009

[00:49:34] There wasn't

[00:49:36] Shit

[00:49:40] Going on

[00:49:42] You literally were feeling like I am wasting

[00:49:44] The prime of my life in a town where

[00:49:46] Nothing is happening

[00:49:48] Doubly so for me because I was in

[00:49:50] The words of Illinois

[00:49:52] So

[00:49:54] I did live down the street from a

[00:49:56] Bar so that was nice I could just walk

[00:49:58] Over. We've got both kinds of beer

[00:50:00] Courses and course light

[00:50:02] Also but I was also down the street

[00:50:04] From a video store which was nice

[00:50:06] Because it was not only a video store

[00:50:08] But it was a video store that carried porno

[00:50:10] Anyway

[00:50:12] You got all your basic eats

[00:50:14] I think I'm going to go to Jack off tonight Clyde

[00:50:16] Yeah

[00:50:18] I'm going to use my charge card

[00:50:20] Yeah

[00:50:22] My parents can't see my bank statement

[00:50:24] That's right

[00:50:26] So yeah really just posting online

[00:50:28] And being like a fucking terror

[00:50:30] It was shit to do

[00:50:32] Absolutely fucking nothing

[00:50:34] So no wonder why I spent all my time posting

[00:50:36] And being weird

[00:50:38] But yeah I remember watching this

[00:50:40] And thinking this is really fucking weird and funny

[00:50:42] And a lot of guys from YCS

[00:50:44] Would eventually do like similar things

[00:50:46] Like that LC's lost continents

[00:50:48] But these are surprisingly

[00:50:50] Entertaining

[00:50:52] I think really if we're going to watch one together

[00:50:54] I think the Christmas special

[00:50:56] I've watched about half of these

[00:50:58] And then I was like okay I kind of get the idea

[00:51:00] I did not get as far as the Christmas special

[00:51:02] So this is new to me but

[00:51:04] I will say

[00:51:06] These guys really like to use the F slur

[00:51:08] It was uh it was a style at the time

[00:51:10] I know

[00:51:12] I know

[00:51:14] I think back then

[00:51:16] I don't think I would have

[00:51:18] Thought twice about it really

[00:51:20] A lot of people didn't

[00:51:22] A new poster on 4cham was called a new

[00:51:24] Yeah they do love the F slur

[00:51:26] But now like watching it as a woke man

[00:51:28] I'm wearing my Derey McKesson

[00:51:30] The gay Dereo's shirt

[00:51:32] And just anytime you hear the beep

[00:51:34] Just know that we're shaking our heads

[00:51:36] And we're disagreeing

[00:51:38] I'm frowning

[00:51:40] I'm not laughing like a child

[00:51:42] It is episode 6 the Christmas special

[00:51:44] How this starts

[00:51:46] In the in-game mythology

[00:51:48] About 3 or 4 episodes

[00:51:50] And they pick up a guy I guess

[00:51:52] Just randomly on there playing with him

[00:51:54] A guy who goes by name Crackbone

[00:51:56] Crackbone yes

[00:51:58] Who has a mealy mouth like north eastern accent

[00:52:00] Kind of sounds like Bam Margera

[00:52:02] Yes

[00:52:04] And in this episode

[00:52:06] It starts with his character crashing into a silo

[00:52:08] And landing on top of a building

[00:52:10] And Crackbone

[00:52:12] Prank calls what sounds like

[00:52:14] A immigrant owned business

[00:52:16] And says he's on the roof

[00:52:18] I'm on the roof

[00:52:20] Hello

[00:52:22] Hey listen, I'm on your roof

[00:52:24] What's up?

[00:52:26] Who's calling who is this?

[00:52:28] I'm on your roof, strong with you

[00:52:30] I'm on your roof, please try to pay attention

[00:52:32] You're on our roof

[00:52:34] Yes

[00:52:36] What are you doing there?

[00:52:38] What are you on the roof?

[00:52:40] I was looking for my car keys

[00:52:42] You're looking for your car keys on our roof

[00:52:44] Yes

[00:52:46] Okay we are coming outside to check if there is someone on the roof

[00:52:48] Okay

[00:52:50] I'm lying down though

[00:52:52] I'm lying down on my back

[00:52:54] I got them back problems

[00:52:56] How did you get to the roof?

[00:52:58] I climbed up there

[00:53:00] You said you were looking for your car keys

[00:53:02] On the roof

[00:53:04] On the roof

[00:53:06] On the roof

[00:53:08] Someone is coming out to check

[00:53:10] I'm lying down on my back

[00:53:12] Tell them I'm on my back

[00:53:14] You want us to help you

[00:53:16] Call the

[00:53:18] I need somebody to come up here

[00:53:20] I'm feeling a little bad

[00:53:22] I got them brain dyes

[00:53:26] How did you get this number?

[00:53:28] I found a flyer outside

[00:53:30] Before I climbed up there

[00:53:32] Someone is trying to check out

[00:53:34] I'm on my back

[00:53:36] You can't move

[00:53:38] I can't move

[00:53:40] I got them diabetes

[00:53:42] He says he needs some

[00:53:44] f***ing latter

[00:53:46] Which is about the most amazing euphemism for a fireman

[00:53:48] I've ever heard

[00:53:50] I've ever heard

[00:53:52] When I watched this yesterday

[00:53:54] I heard that phrase

[00:53:56] That's so good

[00:53:58] So you also for context crack bone

[00:54:00] First appeared

[00:54:02] He is one of the characters from

[00:54:04] One of the expansions

[00:54:06] Opposing forces

[00:54:08] In a previous episode

[00:54:10] He had spent most of that time

[00:54:12] During the episode

[00:54:14] Explaining to the G-man crew

[00:54:16] Monetary policy

[00:54:20] It'll cut to something else

[00:54:22] And then it cuts back to

[00:54:32] And you're listening

[00:54:34] That's not going to change

[00:54:36] In fact that's exactly why this is happening

[00:54:38] I was listening

[00:54:40] Now he's looking for the

[00:54:42] Latter of slurs

[00:54:44] Get him off the roof

[00:54:46] I need your help

[00:54:48] I got them brain dyes

[00:54:50] If you want me to help you

[00:54:52] You have to describe to me where you are

[00:54:54] Because I don't know how you

[00:54:56] This is an industrial

[00:54:58] I know what you are

[00:55:00] You got there on top of the roof

[00:55:02] You have to

[00:55:04] Have an idea where you are

[00:55:06] I climbed up them pipe

[00:55:08] B****

[00:55:10] I climbed up them pipe b****

[00:55:12] You hear me

[00:55:14] You climbed up?

[00:55:16] Some pipe b****

[00:55:18] Are you there?

[00:55:20] The only way I can help you

[00:55:22] Is to call the ambulance

[00:55:24] The fire brigade to come

[00:55:26] And get you down

[00:55:28] You have to describe to me

[00:55:30] Where you think you are

[00:55:32] I see a lot of the machinery

[00:55:34] Around me

[00:55:36] One thing I will say also

[00:55:38] Is that the f***ing mic quality

[00:55:40] Is so bad

[00:55:42] And half the time the guys are just

[00:55:44] Screaming into these really bad

[00:55:46] Mic

[00:55:48] I read a comment

[00:55:50] I read a comment on one of these

[00:55:52] I saw a phrase I

[00:55:54] Thought of or seen

[00:55:56] In a while which was ear rape

[00:55:58] Yeah

[00:56:00] We go into a Christian TF2 server

[00:56:02] Ha ha ha

[00:56:04] Zzz

[00:56:06] Yeah

[00:56:08] With your sh**** little

[00:56:10] Logitech just

[00:56:12] Blustered

[00:56:14] You are grabbing it

[00:56:16] The waveform is

[00:56:18] Just a solid block

[00:56:22] Anyway all the G-men

[00:56:24] Are you ready to open your presents?

[00:56:26] Yeah

[00:56:28] I'm going to open my presents

[00:56:30] I'm going to open mine

[00:56:32] Crackburn

[00:56:34] Crackburn

[00:56:36] This is for children

[00:56:38] Specifically male boys aged from

[00:56:40] 5 through 12

[00:56:42] What's the meaning of this?

[00:56:44] Oh that's for your son

[00:56:46] Crackburn

[00:56:48] Crackburn

[00:56:50] Crackburn

[00:56:52] What's the meaning of this?

[00:56:54] Oh that's for your sexual partner

[00:56:56] Oh wow thanks Crackburn

[00:56:58] Yeah prick

[00:57:00] Anyway

[00:57:02] Let's move on

[00:57:04] Mr. Sensual gave you a present

[00:57:06] Why don't you go ahead and check it out

[00:57:08] Maybe I should do a little shake

[00:57:10] To see what's inside

[00:57:12] Or maybe a shake on its own

[00:57:14] Oh it's sweater how adorable

[00:57:16] Oh my gosh Mr. Sensual

[00:57:18] You're such a sweetie

[00:57:20] Crack

[00:57:24] I'm a big

[00:57:26] F slur on the back there

[00:57:28] Back of the Cosby sweater

[00:57:34] Any two minute title sequence

[00:57:36] With all the credits

[00:57:38] Crackbones, Anatole, Stev, Jack, Darkville, Zimbabwe, Gerald, Mr. Sensual

[00:57:42] Yeah

[00:57:44] When people would just have an online handle

[00:57:46] And that was

[00:57:48] What they wanted to be credited by

[00:57:50] I saw one person was credited as

[00:57:52] MM3 guy

[00:57:54] As one of the skinners

[00:57:56] But yeah this was

[00:57:58] This went on for a while

[00:58:00] Xanatos and the Janus Syndicate

[00:58:02] One of those enemies I think is still around

[00:58:04] In some form today

[00:58:06] Janus Syndicate is still around

[00:58:08] Every once in a while putting up the occasional

[00:58:10] Machinima type of video

[00:58:12] But never to the level of this

[00:58:14] According to this bid here

[00:58:16] LambdaGeneration.com

[00:58:18] Which is a nice little website for the history of

[00:58:20] All things Half-Life

[00:58:22] If you've ever had a chance to visit

[00:58:24] This site it's really nice, a guy named Jeff

[00:58:26] Tends to curate it all

[00:58:28] But he describes it as such

[00:58:30] The series started off as a joke

[00:58:32] After a man named Boris

[00:58:34] Decided in a ventrilo conversation

[00:58:36] Boy ventrilo

[00:58:38] Get off my vent or I'll have you bent

[00:58:40] That's right, decided to create a clan

[00:58:42] For Half-Life Deathmatch Source

[00:58:44] A game nobody played

[00:58:46] So Xanatos the director

[00:58:48] Was recording a session of gameplay after they switched

[00:58:50] To a single player map

[00:58:52] And GMad Squad members HK, Sniper and Wolfer

[00:58:56] Began running down the halls screaming

[00:58:58] And killing NPCs that's episode one

[00:59:00] By the way

[00:59:02] Which is kind of surprisingly

[00:59:04] Funny for like

[00:59:06] Just a random bunch of random bullshit

[00:59:08] One guy tries to explain how to use

[00:59:10] The wall mounted

[00:59:12] Laser trip mines

[00:59:14] As like ladders

[00:59:16] Or steps to get

[00:59:18] Different parts of the map so you're not supposed to get to

[00:59:20] Of course everyone else has to go run into

[00:59:22] The laser beam and

[00:59:24] Lower one up

[00:59:26] Some of these videos are unavailable

[00:59:28] Unfortunately because just

[00:59:30] Time and link rod and what not

[00:59:32] But let's see here

[00:59:34] The entirety of the tram bit it says

[00:59:36] That's what the internet archive is there for

[00:59:38] This is the girl

[00:59:40] We don't know your name

[00:59:42] No, maybe maybe maybe

[00:59:44] That's not your answer

[00:59:46] Perfect

[00:59:48] I am too a girl

[00:59:52] Girl on the internet

[00:59:54] Really

[00:59:56] It really shows the time period like

[00:59:58] That's a bit a girl on the internet

[01:00:00] No way

[01:00:02] That's the joke

[01:00:04] So it is a tram level

[01:00:06] From Half Life that they're playing

[01:00:08] The sewer music from a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game

[01:00:10] Uh, uh, Turtles in Time

[01:00:12] Turtles in Time

[01:00:14] And then they would interrupt these episodes with

[01:00:16] Chat with the G-Man Squad

[01:00:18] Today we have a question

[01:00:20] From Speed12236

[01:00:22] He writes

[01:00:24] Oh come on

[01:00:26] Can

[01:00:28] I join the G-Man Squad

[01:00:30] Plocks, blocks, blocks, blocks, blocks

[01:00:32] Plocks, blocks, blocks, blocks

[01:00:34] Plocks, blocks, blocks, blocks

[01:00:36] Plocks, blocks, blocks, blocks, blocks

[01:00:38] Playing a

[01:00:40] I think it was called S-Mod

[01:00:42] That would let you play Half Life with your friends

[01:00:44] Like as it would load up like a multiplayer

[01:00:46] Uh, level

[01:00:48] Right

[01:00:50] That was actually really fucking fun

[01:00:52] Now you'd go through the entirety of Half Life

[01:00:54] With your group

[01:00:56] And there were certain mods

[01:00:58] You could download certain maps

[01:01:00] So stuff would be a little bit more challenging

[01:01:02] Or more interesting because you had multiple people

[01:01:04] And you had a lot of

[01:01:08] Fierce campaigns around this

[01:01:10] This is what I can remind me of

[01:01:12] But yeah, G-Man Squad

[01:01:14] Wow, whew

[01:01:16] Uh, you f*** it

[01:01:18] It lasted for a while

[01:01:20] They did about 2010

[01:01:22] Eighth episode production started

[01:01:24] Uploaded November 6th

[01:01:26] And then

[01:01:28] Machineima later removed the episodes from YouTube in 2018

[01:01:30] Xanatos then uploaded

[01:01:32] Nine episodes including one called The Lost Tapes

[01:01:35] Unused material from episodes 1 to 4

[01:01:37] Kind of got compiled into this

[01:01:39] There's one called the G-Man Squad Remastered

[01:01:41] Which is the revisited and re-edited content

[01:01:44] From the original G-Man Squad

[01:01:46] New footage

[01:01:48] The G-Man Squad is stated to be finished

[01:01:50] By J.S. Xanatos

[01:01:52] That's a Janus Squad

[01:01:54] Xanatos

[01:01:56] It's not really a tenth episode

[01:01:58] Just a polished version of the first

[01:02:00] Three, so it's done

[01:02:02] It lasted for eight years

[01:02:04] With the remixes and the remasters

[01:02:06] And the whatnots

[01:02:08] But I mean, for something that was

[01:02:10] Kind of just a bunch of guys dicking around

[01:02:12] It feels like it lasted a while

[01:02:14] Yeah, it wasn't

[01:02:16] Ever at that popularity level

[01:02:18] Of Red vs. Blue or anything

[01:02:20] Where it got a f***ing TV show on G4

[01:02:22] But it still was

[01:02:24] Kind of a proof of concept

[01:02:26] That something like that could be workable

[01:02:28] Machinima in general

[01:02:30] Had just a very interesting trajectory

[01:02:32] People were just dicking around

[01:02:34] In video games

[01:02:36] Some people were doing absurdly serious

[01:02:38] Sh** with it too

[01:02:40] Which was almost impossible to watch

[01:02:42] What was one that was like

[01:02:44] Like that?

[01:02:46] I can't remember

[01:02:48] I blocked that sh** out

[01:02:50] But I remember coming across a few

[01:02:52] When Machinima Channel was still around

[01:02:54] And thinking like this is fan fiction

[01:02:56] That someone just changed the names to

[01:02:58] To make it something quote-unquote original

[01:03:00] And I can't oblige that

[01:03:02] Fan fiction is its own whole

[01:03:04] Thing. I think we may have to do a future episode

[01:03:06] On something like AO3 or

[01:03:08] A Squateria

[01:03:10] Oh gosh, yeah

[01:03:12] There's so many places where fan fiction proliferates

[01:03:14] Yeah?

[01:03:16] Video game fan fiction though

[01:03:18] Snape, skull f***ing rainbow bright

[01:03:22] There's gotta be at least ten of those

[01:03:24] AO3 right now

[01:03:26] An archive of our own by the way

[01:03:28] That's what the A is and the O

[01:03:30] And the three Os are

[01:03:32] People still cite AO3 as like a

[01:03:34] Cultural moment

[01:03:36] I don't think they'll ever do that for G-Man's Quag

[01:03:38] Which is a shame

[01:03:40] Yeah, well there are a bunch of f***ing

[01:03:42] No, jesus

[01:03:44] We're blurring it

[01:03:46] Every two seconds in this episode

[01:03:48] Beep beep beep beep

[01:03:50] I got the brain dogs

[01:03:52] I do have the brain dogs

[01:03:54] The thing that kind of

[01:03:56] Got me back

[01:03:58] Coming back to this or thinking about was

[01:04:00] I do find myself every once in a while

[01:04:02] Working on something

[01:04:04] And I may be feeling like

[01:04:06] Maybe getting a little frustrated

[01:04:08] And I'm trying to just like find some way

[01:04:10] To release the pressure of whatever I'm working on

[01:04:12] Like I'm trying to finish writing

[01:04:14] Something or whatever

[01:04:16] I just got brained out

[01:04:18] It's me editing

[01:04:20] Every episode of this show

[01:04:22] I got the brain dogs

[01:04:24] I'm on your roof

[01:04:26] I got them diabetes

[01:04:28] I got the diabetes in me

[01:04:30] That doesn't...

[01:04:32] What a very particular time and place

[01:04:36] I don't think people could do that

[01:04:38] These days

[01:04:40] Maybe they could

[01:04:42] It depends on what game they're doing

[01:04:44] But it really definitely feels

[01:04:46] I don't think anyone's really doing that

[01:04:48] Like Final Fantasy 14

[01:04:50] I'm sure there's people

[01:04:52] Trying to do it with World Warcraft

[01:04:54] Sure

[01:04:56] I was thinking about this

[01:04:58] Doing Machinima that crossed my mind before

[01:05:00] I think maybe I thought about G-Man

[01:05:02] At one point as being a thing

[01:05:04] I was also thinking it was either going to be this

[01:05:06] Or Party Princess Palace

[01:05:08] Oh no, we got to go Party Princess Palace

[01:05:10] At a future episode for sure

[01:05:12] Couponbug.com

[01:05:14] Just...

[01:05:16] There's so much there

[01:05:18] You don't want to go into it

[01:05:20] Very much of a time and place

[01:05:22] Even Party Princess Palace

[01:05:24] Feels like that era has kind of

[01:05:26] Passed us by

[01:05:28] Maybe somebody's doing it on Twitch

[01:05:30] I have no idea

[01:05:32] I would rather watch stuff like this

[01:05:34] Than watch like a Twitch stream

[01:05:36] Well, that's true because this is edited

[01:05:38] Someone sat down and cut out all the best stuff

[01:05:40] Even though the preponderance

[01:05:42] Is everywhere in this

[01:05:44] It was a style of the time

[01:05:46] I'm not defending it, I'm just explaining it

[01:05:48] No, I understand and I get it to

[01:05:50] Like I said, you know, I was on 4cham

[01:05:52] And everyone was called a new

[01:05:54] And I get it

[01:05:56] Time and place

[01:05:58] I also feel like

[01:06:00] I was called that enough in high school

[01:06:02] That I can kind of... Trust me

[01:06:04] Same here, it just doesn't make me

[01:06:06] I'm very uncomfortable saying it

[01:06:08] Even now

[01:06:10] I'm very uncomfortable

[01:06:12] Clearly

[01:06:14] I'm really sorry to say

[01:06:16] Jason, you have to work these normal straight jobs

[01:06:18] Because

[01:06:20] These weird blue collar jobs that I have unfortunately

[01:06:22] Found myself in

[01:06:24] It is really funny to tell someone

[01:06:26] Hey, stop being a

[01:06:28] And they have to like

[01:06:30] They know you mean

[01:06:32] Business

[01:06:34] Oh, I'm fucking up something

[01:06:36] Cause I don't hear that

[01:06:38] If a guy at my job

[01:06:40] Said hey

[01:06:42] I'd be like, oh man, I'm fucking up something

[01:06:44] I wouldn't be offended, I would be like

[01:06:46] Am I about to hurt

[01:06:48] Am I doing something with my

[01:06:50] Forklift stuck on something?

[01:06:52] Yeah, it's like using the R slur

[01:06:54] You ain't really using that unless

[01:06:56] You really are trying to say something

[01:06:58] Yeah, that makes sense, but like I said

[01:07:00] I don't run into it in my day to day

[01:07:02] So it feels very

[01:07:04] Why is it my hotel Wi-Fi working

[01:07:06] I did actually have that on a call

[01:07:08] But that was like 11 years ago

[01:07:10] It's been a while

[01:07:12] What are you f***ing doing over there

[01:07:14] That was

[01:07:16] Sir, we're trying to fix your internet

[01:07:18] So you can

[01:07:20] Stream your gay porn

[01:07:22] Stream your gay pornography

[01:07:24] But like I said, this whole

[01:07:26] Machine in general is very time and place

[01:07:28] And this half-life stuff

[01:07:30] Is very time and place

[01:07:32] Like boy, I don't see any

[01:07:34] But like I said, this whole

[01:07:36] Half-life stuff

[01:07:38] There's not a lot of half-life memes

[01:07:40] Unless you're following specific pages

[01:07:42] On Facebook

[01:07:44] This is a new version of Source Engine

[01:07:46] Oh yeah

[01:07:48] And next gen, the current gen

[01:07:50] Not necessarily a direct equivalent to Unreal Engine 5

[01:07:52] Was it for Half-Life Alyx?

[01:07:54] Maybe?

[01:07:56] They came out and you think like

[01:07:58] Maybe they'll port something

[01:08:00] Well yeah, because I mean Gary's mod

[01:08:02] You know, because I always think about that

[01:08:04] Well that's pretty sure it's how Skibby toilets being made

[01:08:06] That's yeah, that's a fair point

[01:08:08] Yeah, Skibby toilet is probably the most

[01:08:10] Recent

[01:08:12] Half-life adjacent machinima type of thing

[01:08:14] But even that's so heavily modded

[01:08:16] Because that's the thing, like these days

[01:08:18] In order to like get what you want out of it

[01:08:20] You gotta mod the sh** out of it

[01:08:22] And Gary's mod's great

[01:08:24] But even that has its limits

[01:08:26] I don't really think anybody's making machinima

[01:08:28] Because I guess just like the money's not there

[01:08:30] Money's not there

[01:08:32] I mean again, you just

[01:08:34] You can just be like that on like a twitch stream

[01:08:36] Yeah

[01:08:38] And I think it would be to the same end

[01:08:40] Right, because the twitch streamers

[01:08:42] I watch Code Meiko

[01:08:44] All her sh** is like

[01:08:46] Really advanced

[01:08:48] She's got the VR rigs and she's wearing the body

[01:08:50] Is she the one that wears like the green

[01:08:52] Pants so you

[01:08:54] So the screen's on her ass

[01:08:56] I don't think that's her

[01:08:58] She has a full body

[01:09:00] Rig

[01:09:02] So this character

[01:09:04] She's created in Blender

[01:09:06] Like a V2 character

[01:09:08] Yeah, but it's much more involved than that

[01:09:10] It's like it's rendered in Unreal 5

[01:09:12] So I mean like it's super high

[01:09:14] High specs and she interviews people

[01:09:16] In character

[01:09:18] As this Code Meiko

[01:09:20] Is a pro follow on twitch

[01:09:22] But like the other people that I watch

[01:09:24] My ex was really into like

[01:09:26] Japanese doggy girl

[01:09:28] You know what I'm talking about

[01:09:30] No, but I'm familiar with

[01:09:32] Kind of the genre

[01:09:34] Playing weird like cheap steam

[01:09:36] Games

[01:09:38] Where you have to like pick up stuff

[01:09:40] With like a crappy helicopter

[01:09:42] And put it on like a cargo ship

[01:09:44] Like 2D stuff

[01:09:46] And other stuff that was more mainstream

[01:09:48] She went viral in the early days

[01:09:50] Of the pandemic because she was playing Grand Theft Auto

[01:09:52] 5

[01:09:54] Or Sandra

[01:09:56] I think it was 5

[01:09:58] And she was sniping people

[01:10:00] And doing headshots while streaming

[01:10:02] Go inside

[01:10:04] Go inside

[01:10:08] I missed this completely

[01:10:10] Oh man, that's amazing

[01:10:14] I think the only streamers I will watch

[01:10:16] Now are like

[01:10:18] Bok bok soup because he's a big

[01:10:20] Resident Evil nerd like me

[01:10:22] There's a couple guys where I will watch like their edited streams

[01:10:24] Yes

[01:10:26] Like I will not watch the 8 hour stream

[01:10:28] That you have on twitch

[01:10:30] I will gladly watch most of a

[01:10:32] 3 hour cut down of that

[01:10:34] Sure

[01:10:36] Like while I'm cleaning the apartment or something

[01:10:38] Cause I'll put on girlfriend reviews

[01:10:40] The guy Matt

[01:10:42] Is always amusing when he's playing something

[01:10:44] But only if it's a game that I'm interested in

[01:10:46] Like if he's playing Elden Ring

[01:10:48] When it first came out I would sit down

[01:10:50] I watched a couple Elden Ring streams

[01:10:52] Of people that I was familiar with

[01:10:54] Like Slow Beef

[01:10:56] The OG of Let's Plays

[01:10:58] Yes

[01:11:00] The occasional

[01:11:02] Drill stream

[01:11:04] But his piss streams are often

[01:11:06] Absurd and kind of like

[01:11:08] Well it's not really gaming

[01:11:10] Making a microwave brio

[01:11:12] It was the weirdest shit you can think of

[01:11:14] Yeah

[01:11:16] He's definitely changing the game on twitch

[01:11:18] I'm trying to think of who else I would really watch

[01:11:20] Video game Dunkey

[01:11:22] Cause he's always just amusing in general

[01:11:24] Seeing him play games with friends

[01:11:26] Is always fun

[01:11:28] The Eat Chain guys

[01:11:30] The YKS guys

[01:11:32] What was the, what were the guys, the chapeau guys

[01:11:34] The chapeau

[01:11:36] FYM

[01:11:38] But anyways

[01:11:40] That's G-Man Squad

[01:11:42] Machinima, weird internet stuff

[01:11:44] Very strange

[01:11:46] A lot of F'slers in there

[01:11:48] Yeah boy

[01:11:50] We all thought Eminem was cool back then

[01:11:52] Well cause I sat there

[01:11:54] When I got home from picking the kids up from school

[01:11:56] I was like okay

[01:11:58] I gotta check this out

[01:12:00] I can't go into this blind

[01:12:02] I gotta know something about this

[01:12:04] So I pulled up the internet archive

[01:12:06] It's very nice because they have

[01:12:08] The entire collection

[01:12:10] Of all the G-Man Squad videos

[01:12:12] Somebody was very nice and uploaded them

[01:12:14] It's all in a playlist

[01:12:16] I picked up Splatoon 2

[01:12:18] And I'm listening to

[01:12:20] The way it was meant to be played

[01:12:22] And boy, every 2 seconds

[01:12:24] I'm looking up going

[01:12:26] Okay he said it again

[01:12:28] Okay there it is

[01:12:30] Ladder?

[01:12:32] Okay alright

[01:12:34] You gotta admit that is a really funny way to describe

[01:12:36] The fire department

[01:12:38] The fire, I need them

[01:12:40] Ladder guys

[01:12:42] Yeah

[01:12:44] I got the brain dogs

[01:12:46] I think I have a new phrase

[01:12:48] I'm gonna start using with my co-workers

[01:12:50] I got them brain dogs

[01:12:52] One thing that is gonna give you brain dogs

[01:12:54] Is this

[01:12:56] Next segment that's right

[01:12:58] It's shock.jpg

[01:13:00] I did the segue

[01:13:02] And now

[01:13:04] The moment you've all been waiting for

[01:13:06] Shock.jpg

[01:13:08] It's called pressure spot

[01:13:10] It's a video that is

[01:13:12] Of course no longer available

[01:13:14] But

[01:13:16] You know me, I have a way of finding

[01:13:18] These types of things and thanks to the good folks

[01:13:20] At the internet archive

[01:13:22] We have leaned on them heavily for this episode

[01:13:24] We lean on them heavily sometimes

[01:13:26] For certain episodes just because

[01:13:28] These things happen, sites go down

[01:13:30] I love thepressurespot.com

[01:13:32] T-shirt design contest

[01:13:34] Send your designs to webmasterpressurespot.com

[01:13:36] If we choose your design

[01:13:38] We'll send you a $50 amazon.com gift certificate

[01:13:40] As well as a free shirt contest

[01:13:42] Ends April 1st, 2006

[01:13:44] Fine, so won the fuck tonight

[01:13:46] Hahaha

[01:13:48] Brows for free

[01:13:50] And they have 22 million active members

[01:13:52] Hahaha

[01:13:54] Many slay, many slays to

[01:13:56] Bagslap

[01:13:58] For the great flash loop

[01:14:00] Bagslap.com

[01:14:02] Was originally what I was going to

[01:14:04] Put up for our Shock.jpg tonight

[01:14:06] But, it's again, it's just

[01:14:08] Gay-born. So I was like, oh, that's fine

[01:14:10] The bagslap refers to two guys

[01:14:12] Testicles hitting each other during gay sex

[01:14:14] That's it, that's bagslap.com

[01:14:16] But, this guy's putting on his

[01:14:18] Human toupee

[01:14:20] Hahaha

[01:14:22] Pressurespot.com instead

[01:14:24] Is a

[01:14:26] Dear god that's loud

[01:14:30] Is a bald man

[01:14:32] Shoving his head

[01:14:34] Into a woman's vagina

[01:14:36] So, this feels like kids in sandbox

[01:14:38] When we talked about it in a previous episode

[01:14:40] Where I'm like, okay

[01:14:42] This is like from New Freak's

[01:14:44] A Nature or something, like this is

[01:14:46] Really fake, but I don't know

[01:14:48] Yeah, a woman is

[01:14:50] Spreading her flaps there

[01:14:52] And an overweight man

[01:14:54] Is sticking his bald head

[01:14:56] Is that so called Steve Austin?

[01:14:58] Hahaha

[01:15:00] This is a champ

[01:15:02] Hahaha

[01:15:04] He's cracking open and slamming the beers around

[01:15:06] Oh, okay, and there's a

[01:15:08] There's this like really sped up awful

[01:15:10] Version of Stuck on You is the name

[01:15:12] Of the song

[01:15:14] Amazing. It feels fake. I want to

[01:15:16] Believe it's fake. I don't know. I know that

[01:15:18] There's people who do

[01:15:20] Extreme things to their genitalia

[01:15:22] We've seen it on the show before

[01:15:24] It's not new, but

[01:15:26] Please tell me that's fake. I

[01:15:28] Can't live in a world where

[01:15:30] That could happen for real

[01:15:32] It feels wrong to me. I don't know

[01:15:34] Something about it, something about

[01:15:36] It that I'm just like, okay

[01:15:38] That is really bizarre for sure

[01:15:40] And you said he's getting up to his ears

[01:15:42] Yes, indeed, indeed he is

[01:15:44] He's heating up!

[01:15:46] Hahaha

[01:15:48] Isn't the shoes

[01:15:50] Hahaha

[01:15:52] Just what a fun sexy time for this one

[01:15:54] His head must smell

[01:15:56] Oh god, yeah, he's gotta be taking a shower

[01:15:58] I mean, though it's

[01:16:00] Well yeah, because you're

[01:16:02] It's not like when those things

[01:16:04] You're driving home

[01:16:06] You got your arm up

[01:16:08] You're resting your chin on your hand

[01:16:10] You're like, oh, yeah that's right

[01:16:12] I was doing cool shit about 45 minutes ago

[01:16:14] It's not like that kind of situation

[01:16:16] No, because you'd probably

[01:16:18] Be right away

[01:16:20] You're doing the rabbit nose

[01:16:22] You're wrinkling your nose on

[01:16:24] What is

[01:16:26] Oh, duh

[01:16:28] Where was my head?

[01:16:30] Hahaha

[01:16:32] Gosh

[01:16:34] Gonna be me

[01:16:36] Yeah, hmm

[01:16:38] When I think of something like that

[01:16:40] I wouldn't think of an overweight guy with a really big head

[01:16:42] I think if you wanted to go and do that

[01:16:44] You're gonna do it with like

[01:16:46] I don't know the guy from the new kid

[01:16:48] Where he's got the real tiny head, you know

[01:16:50] He was bred for this

[01:16:52] Yeah

[01:16:54] That's his deal, that's his whole thing

[01:16:56] It is my bag, baby

[01:16:58] It feels like

[01:17:00] A circus act

[01:17:02] I don't know why, but

[01:17:04] That kind of thing feels like a

[01:17:06] Obviously it probably wouldn't have actually done it

[01:17:08] In a circus at that time

[01:17:10] But it feels like one of those things

[01:17:12] See the woman with the amazing vagina

[01:17:14] With the old timey days

[01:17:16] Yeah, yeah

[01:17:18] He wears a woman like a hat

[01:17:20] See the amazing pussy hat

[01:17:22] Yeah

[01:17:24] Now at the boardwalk in Coney Island

[01:17:26] There's been a big cane

[01:17:28] And a pimp suit like

[01:17:30] Well

[01:17:32] There's never seen such an amazing thing

[01:17:34] Everyone has the transatlantic accent

[01:17:36] See the amazing pussy

[01:17:38] See and eat a whole

[01:17:40] Tire turkey

[01:17:42] It's a four course meal

[01:17:44] Coming up the other end

[01:17:48] She can pack a lunch

[01:17:50] Without holding anything

[01:17:52] In her hands

[01:17:54] She plays no touch football

[01:17:56] Yeah, just

[01:17:58] I guess

[01:18:00] The Carnival Barker's kind of

[01:18:02] Had that role

[01:18:04] I guess we've always been

[01:18:06] Screaming what's in the pussy

[01:18:08] What she got? The cockies

[01:18:10] No, but I'm thinking like

[01:18:12] It's a whole Buick Le Sabre

[01:18:16] I was thinking about like

[01:18:18] Before we had shock sites

[01:18:20] What did we do? And I'm like

[01:18:22] We went to the fucking circus

[01:18:24] We saw the bearded woman

[01:18:26] We saw what happened to the slow kids that escaped the sanatorium

[01:18:28] Exactly, yeah

[01:18:30] The people that elected to get a lobotomy

[01:18:32] But then went the wrong way

[01:18:34] Yeah, because I mean

[01:18:36] A lot of this stuff

[01:18:38] I like how some of the stuff too

[01:18:40] Wasn't anything like freaky

[01:18:42] It was like come see the China man

[01:18:44] Oh yeah

[01:18:46] He's eating rice with two sticks

[01:18:48] How queer

[01:18:50] His backwards culture permeates his

[01:18:52] Childlike face

[01:18:54] The mysterious figure from the

[01:18:56] Far East

[01:18:58] I guess the internet did kind of evolve

[01:19:00] To become like

[01:19:02] I mean what binding really was like that era

[01:19:04] Is like rotten.com

[01:19:06] Yeah, body mod stuff, yeah

[01:19:08] Tattooed woman

[01:19:10] Yeah, because I always thought about body mod stuff

[01:19:12] And I'm like yeah, I've seen posters that

[01:19:14] Yeah, and they weren't even vegan

[01:19:16] No

[01:19:18] And they weren't like

[01:19:20] The enigma

[01:19:22] Remember that guy? Yeah

[01:19:24] The enigma, he had this whole body

[01:19:26] Covered in puzzle piece tattoos

[01:19:28] He was raising awareness for autism

[01:19:30] Ha ha ha ha

[01:19:32] Ha ha ha

[01:19:34] Ha ha ha

[01:19:36] Autism speaks

[01:19:38] Sometimes a little too loud

[01:19:40] But he parlayed that

[01:19:42] He did a fucking guest spot on the X file

[01:19:44] So I guess it worked for him

[01:19:46] Jim Rose did

[01:19:48] The circus there and

[01:19:50] The natural extension went from like

[01:19:52] Jim Rose and then the internet

[01:19:54] And now we just get to see

[01:19:56] Freaks all day every day

[01:19:58] Sometimes when I look in the mirror

[01:20:00] Hey!

[01:20:02] Look out

[01:20:04] Man what was the amazing vagina

[01:20:06] Is it pee? We'll never know

[01:20:08] Ha ha ha

[01:20:10] Watch and knock a cup off your face

[01:20:12] Ha ha ha

[01:20:14] Well after that

[01:20:16] That guy is definitely going to need a breath mint

[01:20:18] I know that I will

[01:20:26] What you put up to this week Brian?

[01:20:28] Anything catch your attention?

[01:20:30] Catch your eye?

[01:20:32] It's a great little rock and roll

[01:20:34] Show Mr. Jeff Rosenstock

[01:20:36] Gladdy and

[01:20:38] Sydney Gish

[01:20:40] Sydney Gish is like

[01:20:42] The final boss of adult theater kids

[01:20:44] Okay

[01:20:46] She does like guitar looping

[01:20:48] And like samples off of like a boss

[01:20:50] Like RC 500

[01:20:52] Sample recorder dealie

[01:20:54] And plays guitar and like all of her

[01:20:56] Songs are like really

[01:20:58] Funny but dry

[01:21:00] At least the stuff that I would like that she played

[01:21:02] She has this really insane sticker

[01:21:04] On her road case for her

[01:21:06] For the reference

[01:21:08] Like a school assic character

[01:21:10] And said that they were like my demon shade

[01:21:12] Or they were like my night gobble in there or something

[01:21:14] Okay

[01:21:16] And I was like other people were picking up like

[01:21:18] That is the weirdest fucking like other people in the crowd

[01:21:20] Like that is such a fucking unsettling sticker

[01:21:22] This like obscure like

[01:21:24] School assic character

[01:21:26] She was great I have to shout out to

[01:21:28] A fellow ginger

[01:21:30] She was not the opener Lady was

[01:21:32] But

[01:21:34] Because I never been to this

[01:21:36] Venue before my first time covering a show

[01:21:38] In Louisville what was the

[01:21:40] Headliners headliners which is

[01:21:42] Considered actually apparently

[01:21:44] The be one of the best venues of its size

[01:21:46] In the entire country interesting 700 cap

[01:21:48] Okay, it's just a big ass

[01:21:50] Fucking room with like a little balcony

[01:21:52] Stage left

[01:21:54] If it was a sold out show

[01:21:56] They weren't overselling it you know I mean like

[01:21:58] They turned it away if they were turning people away

[01:22:00] It was at a good capacity

[01:22:02] They weren't being greedy trying to get another

[01:22:04] 50 people in really the sound was good

[01:22:06] Fucking fantastic

[01:22:08] Like I got to shoot the whole set which is not

[01:22:10] What would have happened in St. Louis

[01:22:12] Yeah for sure and you know

[01:22:14] I want to like pat myself in the back and say I got

[01:22:16] Really great fucking photos but anyone

[01:22:18] That can have light that doesn't suck

[01:22:20] And get to shoot the whole sets go walk away

[01:22:22] With something good so I can't be like oh I'm such

[01:22:24] A great fucking photographer because

[01:22:26] I had a whole

[01:22:28] Lot of opportunities to make great

[01:22:30] I didn't have

[01:22:32] Three songs of shit light

[01:22:34] Yeah squeeze five great shots out of that

[01:22:36] Now the one you sent me

[01:22:38] I was saying was an old timer

[01:22:40] But then you said oh it's not up yet

[01:22:42] Oh okay not gonna post this then

[01:22:44] But boy it's a

[01:22:46] It's a damn good cover photo

[01:22:48] The one you sent me

[01:22:50] Yeah I posted cause right now as we're recording

[01:22:52] This Jeff Rosenstock

[01:22:54] They just sold out the fucking Salt Shen Chicago

[01:22:56] Sick

[01:22:58] Everyone wants to fucking sell out

[01:23:00] The room everyone wants to play right now

[01:23:02] Apparently

[01:23:04] Probably the biggest show Jeff Rosenstock's ever played

[01:23:06] They were selling it out

[01:23:08] Like it's fucking crazy so I was like you know what

[01:23:10] My write up isn't anywhere close to being done

[01:23:12] Cause I've like I said earlier

[01:23:14] I've had like five hours of myself since

[01:23:16] I've gotten back from Louisville

[01:23:18] I've had maybe two of those hours to write

[01:23:20] The rest of it is just like resting

[01:23:22] We're doing other shit

[01:23:24] But I'm like well maybe I should post a bigger thing

[01:23:26] Because of this and

[01:23:28] Posted like my favorite photos

[01:23:30] I think it has two likes

[01:23:32] Nahhh

[01:23:34] The thing where like I'm kind of like thinking

[01:23:36] I'm not probably gonna be doing the music photography thing

[01:23:38] Much longer is because

[01:23:40] I can't keep up

[01:23:42] Like I'm not in my 20s

[01:23:44] I've got so much else going on

[01:23:46] Than trying to impress people on the internet

[01:23:48] Or be noticed on the internet

[01:23:50] I have a like at least 10 years ago

[01:23:52] I mean when you could

[01:23:54] Everything I fucking did

[01:23:56] Was in service to photography

[01:23:58] Sure

[01:24:00] But now I have like a job that has

[01:24:02] Absolutely nothing to do with my interests

[01:24:04] Or my desires or

[01:24:06] Anything that's me

[01:24:08] Like I am about as completely alienated

[01:24:10] From my job

[01:24:12] The only way it can probably happen more is if I like

[01:24:14] Were doing it on another planet

[01:24:16] You know gravity was different

[01:24:18] At least 10 years ago I was like

[01:24:20] Working jobs with people

[01:24:22] That had different

[01:24:24] I fucking work with people to say things

[01:24:26] You hear what they're teaching kids

[01:24:28] In school books in Texas

[01:24:30] And I'm like yeah a bunch of bullshit

[01:24:32] But I don't think it's the same thing

[01:24:34] We're talking about here

[01:24:36] I work with people that say right wing shit

[01:24:38] That 10 years ago

[01:24:40] Would have gotten you put in the fucking

[01:24:42] Sanitary

[01:24:44] They would have hauled you away to the funny farm

[01:24:46] And now that's actually

[01:24:48] That's a center right opinion now

[01:24:50] But I'm just saying

[01:24:52] I'm not in it

[01:24:54] Like I was

[01:24:56] But it really sucks to

[01:24:58] Go and photograph this fucking amazing

[01:25:00] Show walk with really great photos

[01:25:02] And then realize no one cares

[01:25:04] Anyways I had this

[01:25:06] Really great time

[01:25:08] Did you get your hot brown at least

[01:25:10] I got my hot brown

[01:25:12] It was okay

[01:25:14] We couldn't go to the hotel because they have

[01:25:16] Fucking wack of two hours now

[01:25:18] And we went someplace in a strip mall and like

[01:25:20] Obviously this is where the white flight went

[01:25:22] I will say this I was not impressed with it

[01:25:24] While we were eating it

[01:25:26] But after the show

[01:25:28] It was in the fridge

[01:25:30] The mini fridge at the hotel

[01:25:32] It was a nice little midnight snack

[01:25:34] I remember my bare hands

[01:25:36] My girlfriend got a tear tots

[01:25:38] Appetizer

[01:25:40] And I'm used to like a $11 appetizer

[01:25:42] Being like oh this is like two ounces of food

[01:25:44] Right

[01:25:46] And then we had a meal of tear tots

[01:25:48] The people that worked there were like

[01:25:50] Oh yeah we're out of tear tots now

[01:25:52] And we were like I fucking wonder why

[01:25:54] It looked like you emptied the whole entire

[01:25:56] Put them all on her plate

[01:25:58] Put some fucking pulled brisket on it

[01:26:00] Yeah

[01:26:02] But the people at work

[01:26:04] They weren't paying attention to their tables

[01:26:06] And one of the waitresses goes

[01:26:08] I think that guy just walked out on his bill

[01:26:10] And it's like I played with two

[01:26:12] Because it was like took forever to get our check

[01:26:14] Those things were a taste for getting the check

[01:26:16] But there's only like two other tables

[01:26:18] Oh jeez

[01:26:20] But there's 18 people working

[01:26:22] And they're all like hey do you have

[01:26:24] A charger cable

[01:26:26] Oh god

[01:26:28] They're all

[01:26:30] Oh jeez it was such a fucking thing

[01:26:32] Anyways but get back to the show

[01:26:34] Sydney Gish was great

[01:26:36] Like really fucking weird

[01:26:38] But I enjoyed it

[01:26:40] Gladdy

[01:26:42] If you are not hip to them

[01:26:44] That's like a really high contender

[01:26:46] Of like if you were to probably see Jeff

[01:26:48] Rosenstock on this tour and we're familiar

[01:26:50] With Gladdy or Gladdy or whatever the fuck

[01:26:52] They're called

[01:26:54] Like oh this is like my new favorite band

[01:26:56] Interesting

[01:26:58] They desperately need to come out with a new record

[01:27:00] Because their most recent record

[01:27:02] You don't know what you're in until you're out of it

[01:27:04] Every song on there is like a

[01:27:06] Banger and if it's not a banger

[01:27:08] It has something interesting going on

[01:27:10] Really fucking good

[01:27:12] I fucking love them, I love the record

[01:27:14] Hit the ground running, Soda is

[01:27:16] There's a couple lyrics on there

[01:27:18] There are really

[01:27:20] Really fucking hit you in the feels

[01:27:22] During their set this young

[01:27:24] Girl like just push away up to the

[01:27:26] Front which was like good for you

[01:27:28] She had fucking braces

[01:27:30] She had X's on her arm

[01:27:32] Our hands and I'm like

[01:27:34] Look at you and also started to feel

[01:27:36] Really old because she was wearing baggy

[01:27:38] Pants like a black

[01:27:40] Tank top and then her hair up

[01:27:42] In a way that I can't really

[01:27:44] Describe but I was like oh this is what all like

[01:27:46] The coolest shit like Alt

[01:27:48] Goth girlies wore their hair

[01:27:50] When I was your age

[01:27:52] 20 something years ago

[01:27:54] I was like one of those things like time is

[01:27:56] A flat sir the young lady in the band

[01:27:58] Who so

[01:28:00] Augusta at the end of the set

[01:28:02] This little teenage girl next to me

[01:28:04] Asked for the guitar her guitar pick

[01:28:06] And Augusta just gives this look like

[01:28:08] Huh what like no one's ever asked for that

[01:28:10] Before she asked for the guitar pick

[01:28:12] She got it and she just like

[01:28:14] Was like oh this is like a really

[01:28:16] Cute moment here

[01:28:18] And the girl like looks at guitar pick

[01:28:20] It was like fucking beaming I'm like oh shit

[01:28:22] Yeah I remember when like one of the dudes

[01:28:24] From Megadeth gave me his guitar pick

[01:28:26] And I thought it was the coolest thing in the world

[01:28:28] And then like afterwards I'm like

[01:28:30] What does it do for Megadeth

[01:28:32] It was not Dave Hustain

[01:28:34] It was Marty

[01:28:36] But still it's an artist fan if you were there

[01:28:38] My first or second concert was American Theatre

[01:28:40] And this American Theatre was probably a very

[01:28:42] Underrated venue in the history of St. Louis venues

[01:28:44] Had tickets to see Beck there in 2000

[01:28:46] But then it snowed

[01:28:48] Oh but the girl with the guitar pick

[01:28:50] So I was like that's a really cool little

[01:28:52] Moment the crowd was really cool

[01:28:54] People were having interesting conversations

[01:28:56] And like a thing I will say about

[01:28:58] St. Louis crowds or people in St. Louis

[01:29:00] In the music scene is that

[01:29:02] They always seem like they're afraid that someone

[01:29:04] From like New York or LA is going to walk in

[01:29:06] And be like

[01:29:08] Oh this is what you guys think is cool

[01:29:12] You know what I'm talking about

[01:29:14] I know what you're talking about

[01:29:16] Everyone's like afraid to be themselves

[01:29:18] Because like someone from like

[01:29:20] Someone from the cool kids table

[01:29:22] Will look over and be like that's good

[01:29:24] It's such a shitty way to live

[01:29:26] It is

[01:29:28] That's why I go like seeing shows in Memphis

[01:29:30] And I guess now places like Louisville

[01:29:32] Because these kids didn't give a fuck

[01:29:34] Man they were going off, they were doing their own thing

[01:29:36] Like

[01:29:38] And another thing like in contrast to St. Louis

[01:29:40] Was like listening to college age guys

[01:29:42] Talk about sports

[01:29:44] And like this is an annoying conversation

[01:29:46] That have to over here

[01:29:48] Because they're not St. Louis people where it's like

[01:29:50] The Cardinals did this

[01:29:52] And like you know

[01:29:54] Fucking crocky

[01:29:56] Fucking rams

[01:29:58] And asses

[01:30:00] And this guy's just talking about

[01:30:02] Like fucking division 2 college football

[01:30:04] With his buddy

[01:30:06] And like this is like a normal conversation

[01:30:08] That two people that aren't having

[01:30:10] Like two generations worth of like hereditary anger

[01:30:12] In partying

[01:30:14] How they feel

[01:30:16] About baseball

[01:30:18] But glad he

[01:30:20] Fucking amazing go listen to the record

[01:30:22] But I was going through some of my

[01:30:24] Photos after the show

[01:30:26] And I was on the balcony

[01:30:28] And I was taking photos of people crowd surfing

[01:30:30] I was only up there for like a couple minutes

[01:30:32] Because I didn't want to crowd the people up there

[01:30:34] Because there's like seating up there

[01:30:36] So I just went again there and get some shots and get out

[01:30:38] And

[01:30:40] Some crowd surfers I didn't realize

[01:30:42] So I was like editing the photos

[01:30:44] I was like huh

[01:30:46] I was like looking to make sure the photo was like sharp

[01:30:48] And I'm like oh shit one of the people crowd surfing

[01:30:50] Is that girl

[01:30:52] And she's wearing a glaze shirt

[01:30:54] Of fucking

[01:30:56] There was like a white ringer tee with like the black

[01:30:58] Contrast on the ringer

[01:31:00] And I'm like oh so now you look like

[01:31:02] Even more like an early like

[01:31:04] 2000s alt chick like good job

[01:31:06] Good job nailed it all you're missing is

[01:31:08] Like some jelly rings on

[01:31:10] Or like a fucking one of those giant

[01:31:12] Ball necklaces

[01:31:14] Oh god yeah

[01:31:16] Jesus Christ this is fucking

[01:31:18] This is a fucking trip because she's having a great fucking time

[01:31:20] Yeah it was like so much

[01:31:22] Fucking fun Jeff Rosenstock

[01:31:24] Is a fucking treat and I was like thinking

[01:31:26] About how

[01:31:28] The first time I photographed him

[01:31:30] It was like the farewell tour for Bomb the Music Industry

[01:31:32] Yeah it was good to see

[01:31:34] And like Bert was like oh you should

[01:31:36] Come down if you've not

[01:31:38] Photographed them you need to come down and photograph them

[01:31:40] So I did have a fucking blast

[01:31:42] There were fucking spray-pain shirts in the parking lot

[01:31:44] That was

[01:31:46] Because that was his whole thing like British shirt

[01:31:48] And like pay me like 10 bucks

[01:31:50] And I will make you a Bomb the Music

[01:31:52] And the head stencils and shit like what design you want

[01:31:54] And not that

[01:31:56] It didn't make normal screen pressure

[01:31:58] That was part of the experience

[01:32:00] Right it was a whole thing yeah

[01:32:02] The go from like you know 2012

[01:32:04] Your farewell tour

[01:32:06] You're playing to like 200 kids

[01:32:08] They're going off but only 200 kids

[01:32:10] To like now you've written

[01:32:12] Like the best record of

[01:32:14] 2023

[01:32:16] Just like played this

[01:32:18] Like really spanned I think pretty much everything he's released as

[01:32:20] You know Jeff

[01:32:22] Rose and stock you know death rose and stock all that

[01:32:24] The whole thing

[01:32:26] And I kind of just really felt like

[01:32:28] He's like wearing like cut off jeans

[01:32:30] Like a shirt that he took

[01:32:32] Took in the sleeves on

[01:32:34] With like the old like the British

[01:32:36] Like you know Bullseye

[01:32:38] I think that's what it is like from like the bombers

[01:32:40] Or whatever yeah there's a proper name

[01:32:42] For I just remember being on like

[01:32:44] The planes of World War 2 Fire Pilot

[01:32:46] All I can think of is the who album

[01:32:48] Quadrophenia but I'm not sure that's it

[01:32:50] Yeah basically but I was like oh he looks

[01:32:52] Like a community college fucking ceramic teacher

[01:32:54] Who does not give a fuck

[01:32:56] Yeah

[01:32:58] He drives like a fucking

[01:33:00] Pacer

[01:33:02] You know

[01:33:04] He looks at the fucking sociology teachers

[01:33:06] That drive like a fucking brand new Corvette and think pussy

[01:33:08] Yeah right

[01:33:10] Like this is a guy that like

[01:33:12] Did a fucking kitchen

[01:33:14] Table operation on his friend because

[01:33:16] His friend was too broke to have insurance

[01:33:18] But they knew a guy that gets

[01:33:20] Penicillin so it's gonna work out

[01:33:22] Like one of those kind of dudes

[01:33:24] Yeah I kind of had this

[01:33:26] Feeling and I kind of

[01:33:28] Spoke with you about this

[01:33:30] Yeah this kind of like oh I'm seeing

[01:33:32] Like the last American artist

[01:33:34] Yeah and you you wanted to say

[01:33:36] I think you were a little bit more generous like

[01:33:38] This is like the last maybe the one the last guys

[01:33:40] Like this is like the last like white rhino

[01:33:42] You know what I'm saying there aren't gonna be

[01:33:44] Artists are like pure capital A

[01:33:46] Artist but I feel like this sort of

[01:33:48] Like post-war war two like working class

[01:33:50] Artist a guy that has like a straight job

[01:33:52] That is not completely alienated

[01:33:54] From his passions

[01:33:56] Like he's not having to like work at like

[01:33:58] A coffee shop like he's working

[01:34:00] He's doing soundtracks for TV shows

[01:34:02] There's like an ecosystem around him because

[01:34:04] All of the people he thinks are cool

[01:34:06] And that being a part of his art

[01:34:08] In some way or part of like

[01:34:10] His projects

[01:34:12] And so on it kind of seems to be like

[01:34:14] These things that that rotate

[01:34:16] And fee on each other in these feedback loops

[01:34:18] And I just kind of feel like capitalism

[01:34:20] Isn't gonna allow that anymore

[01:34:22] Because of AI

[01:34:24] Because of Spotify because of venture

[01:34:26] Capitalists like all that stuff I think really

[01:34:28] I think the cough for that was

[01:34:30] Probably about ten years ago

[01:34:32] He's part of the last couple that got through

[01:34:34] Yeah this is this is it

[01:34:36] Like this is pretty much like you're never gonna see a guy like

[01:34:38] This probably not no

[01:34:40] It is a dying breed

[01:34:42] It's like the old retired navy guy worked with that job

[01:34:44] That would tell me about when he was stationed

[01:34:46] In Japan Okinawa

[01:34:48] There was a prostitute

[01:34:50] That would light two sparklers

[01:34:52] On two sparklers

[01:34:54] And you would hold them

[01:34:56] While she would suck you off

[01:34:58] And while she was sucking you off

[01:35:00] She would hum the national anthem

[01:35:02] You know

[01:35:04] Like we're just not getting that guy anymore

[01:35:06] It's the crap man shit

[01:35:08] It's the crap

[01:35:10] You're not gonna work with me

[01:35:12] The thing is like

[01:35:14] And that guy had stories about

[01:35:16] How he accidentally started a riot

[01:35:18] In Puerto Rico because he flirted with the wrong girl

[01:35:20] On short leave

[01:35:22] And he's like yeah my buddy got stabbed

[01:35:24] Like it was like what happened

[01:35:26] He's like I got thrown the brig

[01:35:28] And they left me in there

[01:35:30] Because when they

[01:35:32] They said they were gonna leave me out

[01:35:34] And they asked me if I was ready to apologize

[01:35:36] I said are you guys ready to apologize

[01:35:38] I had to waste my night on leave

[01:35:40] Oh Jesus

[01:35:42] You know like that guy

[01:35:44] We're not getting that guy anymore

[01:35:46] They broke the mold

[01:35:48] We're never gonna see another guy

[01:35:50] That has this sort of trajectory

[01:35:52] That's an artist in this sort of way

[01:35:54] And you probably aren't right

[01:35:56] That's the sad part is that

[01:35:58] You're probably right

[01:36:00] Not to mention my brother

[01:36:02] The meet creative people that

[01:36:04] Ten years ago would have had

[01:36:06] All these great opportunities

[01:36:08] And now they're like working at a king coat

[01:36:10] You're too late man

[01:36:12] I'm trying to think of what other contemporaries he has

[01:36:14] And I'm coming up short

[01:36:16] You know what I mean

[01:36:18] Like in that style

[01:36:20] Of like this is a dude

[01:36:22] That's like

[01:36:24] I don't think he's faking the funk

[01:36:26] Clearly not

[01:36:28] This is like a fucking

[01:36:30] He's a real ass dude

[01:36:32] Like this is a real ass fucking guy

[01:36:34] This is like Hunter S. Thompson in a way

[01:36:36] Yeah

[01:36:38] I'm fucking talking about Louisville why not

[01:36:40] This is the last guy capitalism said

[01:36:42] We can let have this trajectory

[01:36:44] Because now everything is

[01:36:46] Going to be fucking click bait and written for algorithms

[01:36:48] Here is the last guy

[01:36:50] That gets to make his art

[01:36:52] Seemingly unapologetically

[01:36:54] To

[01:36:56] Be appreciated

[01:36:58] Being in rooms and not listen to

[01:37:00] On

[01:37:02] Fucking air buds

[01:37:04] And to put a bow on my weekend

[01:37:06] Of seeing live music

[01:37:08] I did get to see Armand Hammer off Broadway

[01:37:10] Yes I was interested to hear about

[01:37:12] This as well because I know I'm not as familiar

[01:37:14] With so I'm very curious

[01:37:16] It was their last day tour

[01:37:18] And it's marketing that they played for

[01:37:20] And

[01:37:22] It was a weird looking crowd because all

[01:37:24] Indie hip hop crowds are either like

[01:37:26] Fucking what you will call the herbs

[01:37:28] 20 years ago

[01:37:30] Or like future frat boys of America

[01:37:32] I've gone to Danny Brown shows

[01:37:34] In St. Louis where like people

[01:37:36] From his crew were like scared

[01:37:38] Because we don't see white people

[01:37:40] At Danny Brown shows like this

[01:37:42] Oh wow okay

[01:37:44] There's white boys wearing

[01:37:46] Taki shorts and sandals

[01:37:48] With polo shirts

[01:37:50] These guys look like they came from the country

[01:37:52] Like oh no this is like every kid

[01:37:54] That goes to like all the expensive Catholic

[01:37:56] Private schools and they're like oh

[01:37:58] I speak from experience on that one

[01:38:00] And it's like weird because

[01:38:02] I knew people that like opened up

[01:38:04] For Danny Brown other cities

[01:38:06] They're from St. Louis but had to be like

[01:38:08] They did a couple dates opening up for him

[01:38:10] And been like yeah St. Louis is the only crowd

[01:38:12] That looks like this

[01:38:14] Everything else looks like a what you

[01:38:16] Expect like a hip hop crowd look like

[01:38:18] In a city when St. Louis all looks like

[01:38:20] You know it looks like fucking Brooks Brothers

[01:38:22] Like a commercial anyways

[01:38:24] I could tell these dudes were fucking tired

[01:38:26] They weren't necessarily being disrespectful

[01:38:28] Or anything but you could just

[01:38:30] Tell like they were just like done

[01:38:32] They're gassed

[01:38:34] They didn't have any merch they were

[01:38:36] Super nice to the crowd

[01:38:38] They were very nice to the people in the venue

[01:38:40] They had a lot of nice things to say

[01:38:42] There was this like a lot of fucking shit that happened

[01:38:44] Like on the way from Louisville

[01:38:46] Back home from Louisville after stopping

[01:38:48] In Mount Vernon the cultural mecca

[01:38:50] Hearing like a lady at this weird Mexican restaurant

[01:38:52] Talk about how much of who it was

[01:38:54] That she used to like suit from

[01:38:56] The

[01:38:58] Fireplace or something to do blackface

[01:39:00] And go to like a Halloween party like then

[01:39:02] Just openly loudly talking

[01:39:04] About this in a Mexican restaurant

[01:39:06] And then as we're about to leave

[01:39:08] Like some white guy old white mother fucker

[01:39:10] Some cracker ass cracker

[01:39:12] Like if you saw him like that's a cracker

[01:39:14] Jaw is recessed into

[01:39:16] His upper palate

[01:39:18] The trucker hat

[01:39:20] Is for a business that hasn't been around since

[01:39:22] A2 you know like just

[01:39:24] A hard R mother fucker

[01:39:26] A certain type of dude yes

[01:39:28] Like fucking just going off

[01:39:30] At all of the dudes at the Mexican restaurant

[01:39:32] And like pointing at one guy who's Hispanic

[01:39:34] It was one of those Mexican restaurants where he'd tell

[01:39:36] Everyone who's worked there is like their cousins

[01:39:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[01:39:40] You're like everyone's kind of got like

[01:39:42] Everyone's got like the same like cheeks

[01:39:44] These dudes start surrounding the guy

[01:39:46] And I was like

[01:39:48] Oh, I want to see a white dude get wailed on

[01:39:50] By

[01:39:52] A bunch of guy by a bunch of

[01:39:54] Mexican dudes with perfect haircuts

[01:39:56] Yeah, this is just

[01:39:58] Not a hair out place

[01:40:00] I think he realized he was getting surrounded

[01:40:02] By dudes that look

[01:40:04] Like they came from a farm background

[01:40:06] They're gonna beat his ass

[01:40:08] Oh, I would have been there for it

[01:40:10] Yeah, sure

[01:40:12] But then like my girlfriend started feeling bad

[01:40:14] She wasn't feeling well

[01:40:16] And that kind of

[01:40:18] Like I ended up showing up right before

[01:40:20] The opener

[01:40:22] LaRaine went on and she was cool

[01:40:24] But one of those things

[01:40:26] Were like people in St. Louis ain't ready for it

[01:40:28] Oh yeah

[01:40:30] So like it's just like a bunch of dudes

[01:40:32] And like fucking Travis Scott shirts

[01:40:34] You know like literally guys

[01:40:36] Like

[01:40:38] I can picture it in my mind yes

[01:40:40] At one point time Burt had an opportunity

[01:40:42] To book Odd Future at the Firebird

[01:40:44] Yeah

[01:40:46] And a vote went around to everyone

[01:40:48] And I was deciding vote whether or not

[01:40:50] They would get booked and I said no

[01:40:52] Because it's gonna be a

[01:40:54] Security nightmare for whatever fucking bragging rights

[01:40:56] It is it's gonna be like

[01:40:58] You're gonna have to call a fucking ambulance

[01:41:00] At some point okay

[01:41:02] And I think that was the right call

[01:41:04] Because when Odd Future played

[01:41:06] The pageant and like sold it out

[01:41:08] Like a year later or even might

[01:41:10] I was hearing stories from people like

[01:41:12] Worked at Pie Pizza across the street

[01:41:14] There was this like fucking white kids

[01:41:16] With like Jewfro's like screaming faggot

[01:41:18] At the cars that were driving by

[01:41:20] And like jumping on park

[01:41:22] Like it was like one of those things like

[01:41:24] It was basically like white boys gone wild

[01:41:26] And that was kind of like

[01:41:28] If these those dudes

[01:41:30] Had grown up and gotten really in the academy

[01:41:32] Oh boy

[01:41:34] That's what part of the crowd was

[01:41:36] Because the alternative thought in my mind

[01:41:38] Was that the way it was

[01:41:40] The way it was

[01:41:42] That was the way it was

[01:41:44] Like when the big boys

[01:41:46] Had grown up and got into the academy

[01:41:48] And they were like

[01:41:50] I don't know what to say

[01:41:52] The way it was

[01:41:54] The way it was

[01:41:56] The way it was

[01:41:58] The way it was

[01:42:00] The way it was

[01:42:02] The way it was

[01:42:04] The way it was

[01:42:06] The way it was

[01:42:08] The way it was

[01:42:10] The way it was

[01:42:13] The way it was

[01:42:15] The way the boys what I'm gonna put all these

[01:42:17] Bucks down

[01:42:19] Anyway, that sort of thing

[01:42:21] It's exciting to have Msullkin

[01:42:23] A little more留

[01:42:26] Well I like

[01:42:28] There's this

[01:42:31] A little nice

[01:42:32] I think my options are

[01:42:34] And their first time playing St. Louis is on the record you hate

[01:42:38] So it's like oh cool smoking posts, but they're playing like it

[01:42:41] But they're touring behind like the record is gonna break up the band because it's so dog shit. Ah, yes

[01:42:47] That opening for third eye blind that was the show I saw

[01:42:52] At the American theater

[01:42:55] I just don't I really just don't like the new Armin hammer

[01:42:58] I don't like the new Billy Woods all that much even though they're both like the two highest rated hip-hop records

[01:43:04] Yeah, like on medic rick of last I think they are like one in two of sugar probably where yeah, I just not my favorite

[01:43:12] I hope the next steps a little

[01:43:14] less antagonistic and

[01:43:16] To collage sounding the new arm and hammer like the mix is weird to my ears

[01:43:21] There's a couple songs on there that fucking rule. I asked Siri when I was gonna die

[01:43:26] I mean there's a couple tracks on there fucking tight and those are the ones that perform

[01:43:29] There's a couple hours like oh man, that's a song

[01:43:32] Worst thing you're like oh, I've been waiting to see this band live for these musicians live for so many years

[01:43:37] It's so fucking cool. This is like

[01:43:40] Yeah, and you're like what those things like I don't even have to piss you're like here's mad right?

[01:43:45] Yeah, I could but I'm just gonna sit in the bathroom for five minutes me on my phone. What the hell

[01:43:50] It's just gonna stay I'm not even sitting on the toilet. No, I'm standing in the stall. Yeah

[01:43:55] Holding the door close because you know some of those bathroom then those venue bathrooms don't lock

[01:44:00] All right, man. What's going on with you? I've no it's all good

[01:44:03] I finally caught up to you and caught doing part two. Yeah, I was blown away

[01:44:10] Yeah, loved it more than I liked part one. Oh, it's a way better movie than part one part two

[01:44:17] Obviously is the better part of the book anyway

[01:44:20] Because that's where shit

[01:44:21] Happens as opposed to a thing is going to happen. Yeah, you have a vision of the thing happening

[01:44:28] Yes, that is going to happen

[01:44:30] Great

[01:44:32] And yes walking as the emperor fantastic

[01:44:35] Wow, I can't I can't believe the Harkonians are going to do this Wow Wow the Harkonians are saying they can't handle their shit. I

[01:44:45] Loved Austin Butler which was a surprise to me scary scary

[01:44:51] Anything that was shot on Gade Prime was really cool because it had this like

[01:44:56] It was black and white it was infrared. Yeah, it was just really

[01:45:00] Freaky fucking visuals the black Sun like they really took some stuff that was only kind of hinted at in the novel and really blew it up

[01:45:09] I really love to see

[01:45:12] the Elder Scar's guard as

[01:45:15] The Baron Harkon love Lays adieu, but I'm kind of like she's not really in that very much

[01:45:21] Hopefully Messiah of Dune is going to rectify that

[01:45:26] Florence Poe of course

[01:45:28] Can't complain anytime. She's in one of these movies. I really appreciated that they gave

[01:45:33] Zendaya's Chani much more to do

[01:45:36] Because it's exactly it but it's just it's just a shame that they gave her a lot to do and Zendaya didn't seem to know

[01:45:43] How to act?

[01:45:45] There's a couple moments where it works

[01:45:48] But the rest of the time it just feels like I can't wait to get out of Africa

[01:45:55] Even Rebecca Ferguson was kind of sidelined for this there's some there's some moments that Lady Jessica kind of shines but

[01:46:02] Not nearly as many as in part one. I think

[01:46:06] That I think has to do with

[01:46:08] shortening some of the stuff from the second half of the novel to kind of

[01:46:13] Force it into a second part of a film

[01:46:15] I was never really ever sold in the first movie with Timothy Chalamet as Paul but in the second one

[01:46:23] Okay, I get it now. It works. Yeah Javier Bardem as still gar really sells it a fucking

[01:46:33] And he also just sells it like he's he's playing this kind of

[01:46:38] Wild-eyed fanatic, but he's also

[01:46:41] At least I'll keep they sound good as it's written. Yeah, he's kind of riling people up and there's even that life of Brian moment

[01:46:50] Where Paul says you know, I don't want to be a leader and he says he doesn't want it that means he is the leaders like no

[01:46:56] Did you learn nothing? But

[01:46:58] It's really great. I always love these grand vistas that that villain here

[01:47:05] To accomplish that would be a map paying. Yes three years ago

[01:47:09] Yes, and boy the ship designs and I'm still I'm I still love the ornithopters being dragonflies and I love the

[01:47:18] can visually tell

[01:47:19] Immediately who the factions are even in silhouette you have the so there's a lot of neat stuff just visually

[01:47:27] boy, I just even the

[01:47:30] intrusive

[01:47:31] Really loud music cues felt less as much this time around. I feel like they kind of pulled back

[01:47:38] from the excess of the first movie with these

[01:47:46] Okay, now those the throat singing shit, I love that I love those guys. I love those guys. I love the

[01:47:57] Someone going it's daylight. Yeah

[01:48:01] This really is huge shit is beautiful Vista and someone's just like

[01:48:15] Okay

[01:48:18] The dude triple X parody is like they saved the pussy sweat. Yes

[01:48:25] Water of life. Yes, I did like the water of life sequences are really cool

[01:48:30] They work better here than if you've seen any of the TV adaptations

[01:48:34] I think they really work better here. There's a lot of stuff

[01:48:38] Where David Lynch's dune took a shortcut and made the child a character

[01:48:44] Now they have this like really interesting audio visual component where the lady Jessica's child is still in the womb

[01:48:52] But it's still like psychically communicating that was neat

[01:48:56] I like all the suddenly there's a cache of nuclear weapons. Yeah, just note for note from the book like there's really

[01:49:05] They did painstaking adaptation stuff boy. What a what a hoot. What a time

[01:49:11] Just like the first one just like I didn't really feel like it dragged it all that moved really well

[01:49:16] I was really excited

[01:49:17] I'm really glad that Gurney came back because I always liked that character both in the books and

[01:49:23] Even the David Lynch dude where he had Patrick Stewart as Gurney. I think

[01:49:28] Think the way they did Gurney here was oh now you found your taste for it

[01:49:34] Yeah, so I think the way that it gurney was better I think I mean I do feel like they wasted but T stuff

[01:49:40] That character is pretty much on the page

[01:49:45] Sucks pretty much it yeah

[01:49:47] I want crush a book like literally the guy like I want crush a book. Yeah, I crush a bug dad

[01:49:52] He does kind of have that that arc in the book like the neighborhood kid that like would like find like a garter snake

[01:50:00] And you're like cool and he's like no I'm gonna make a cooler and then he just like

[01:50:05] Whips it around. Oh puts it in a can yeah, she said with a BB gun

[01:50:09] Well, it's in the can then lights on fire like how it's cool like

[01:50:15] Future serial killer kid shit. Yeah, it's amazing. He wasn't calling people

[01:50:23] That's probably for the director's cut anyway, what do you mean you're giving it to this

[01:50:29] I gotta I gotta get them spice

[01:50:40] Talking to my collar, I don't know if you can see it

[01:50:46] So the other thing that I watched this week

[01:50:48] I'm still in the midst of season two, but it was a Greg Daniels one of the guys who

[01:50:53] Came up with the American version of the office

[01:50:57] He's hit or miss with his shows and one of the shows that was definitely not a hit was on TBS for two seasons

[01:51:04] It was called people of earth and it is a show about a

[01:51:09] group of people who have been alien abductees and

[01:51:13] In it in the small town of Beacon, New York

[01:51:16] Also, the aliens are real and they have abducted these people in the past

[01:51:20] And so it's this odd half of it's a workplace sitcom between

[01:51:25] All the aliens that are working together

[01:51:29] to do experiments on humans and then the humans who are part of a

[01:51:34] Support group for alien abductees. They call themselves

[01:51:38] Experiencers in the show which is the dumbest thing I can think of but

[01:51:42] I'm a pretty gamecast a guy from the Daily Show there was some

[01:51:48] Anagastair who was the mom in Mean Girls

[01:51:51] Katie's mom not the cool mom that's at Amy Poehler

[01:51:54] But this guy I can't remember the actor's name

[01:51:57] But he did the college humor web series if Google was a real person

[01:52:02] Oscar Nunez from the office makes an appearance so does the guy who played Toby from the office

[01:52:08] This says something about the quality of the show

[01:52:09] I didn't know it existed until

[01:52:12] Couple months ago when my brother-in-law asked me do you have both seasons of that show?

[01:52:18] I said what is this? What is the show you're talking about?

[01:52:20] He goes, no, it was on TBS for like two years. Like I know nothing of this

[01:52:25] So it clearly was not a hit

[01:52:28] It lasted a while and I can kind of see why it wasn't a hit because it's just

[01:52:34] Okay, it's a great idea. It just doesn't do anything

[01:52:38] Interesting with it everyone in it's a great performer. It's weird. It just feels flat

[01:52:43] And I've tried to watch like the last half of that second season because I'm very amped to see the three-body problem

[01:52:50] I'm very excited to see an adaptation of a sci-fi book that I like, but I keep falling asleep

[01:52:55] So that tells you all you need to know the only thing I can really think to compare it to is

[01:53:00] The infinitely better

[01:53:02] Resident alien it's got Alan Tautik from fucking everything news and fireflies

[01:53:08] You know did the voice for record. He's in Wreck-It Ralph. He's the bad guy in that

[01:53:12] Who was in fucking dodgeball is Steve the pirate?

[01:53:17] He's this alien who takes over the body of a local doctor in a small town

[01:53:22] I'm like, okay, it's an alien invasion beats northern exposure. We have a thing here that shows

[01:53:27] Worlds better than this people of Earth thing. I feel like I'm shitting on the show and I kind of am it's got its moments

[01:53:34] But they're few and far between

[01:53:36] Maybe Greg Daniels was not the key ingredient to those shows. I guess is what I'm saying

[01:53:43] Sorry, Greg. Yeah, try very next time

[01:53:48] You gotta get them writer

[01:53:51] You're a quiet time

[01:53:53] Believing all that I have I have a long road ahead of me. Yes. So before we wrap it up

[01:53:58] Did watch the first episode fall out. Okay, I got home from work before you can't okay

[01:54:03] Yeah came over here so far so good. Okay, I didn't think it was gonna be good

[01:54:07] I thought it was gonna be awful because it's lit like a fucking heartburn medicine commercial

[01:54:12] Yeah, which is a major problem

[01:54:14] But that's what happens when you film 75% of your shit in the volume

[01:54:17] everything looks fake and weird like the Mandalorian the volume and

[01:54:22] Shooting in 4k like they did with the fucking lying that they chose made everything like oh, that's cardboard. Oh, that's like a McDonald's

[01:54:31] Not in the charming dr. Who way no so far. I'm still like kind of amazing. Huh? This is

[01:54:39] Kind of interesting and like they have people that vaguely

[01:54:43] resemble characters from games and like that realize like oh this was always gonna be good because this is a West Coast story

[01:54:51] True and all of the terrible shit that I hate about fallout is

[01:54:55] East Coast like this is a little bit more fallout to

[01:54:59] New Vegas kind of storytelling. Okay, cuz you're talking like three and four

[01:55:04] Four is a fucking mess now apparently in the timeline the show happens

[01:55:09] After the events of four if I'm if I'm remembering the timeline, right? I love they got Kamikalak when I love they got

[01:55:16] Walton Goggins

[01:55:19] Goggin crew rise up Goggin girlies Goggin girlies. I

[01:55:24] Mean Goggin maxed Walton Pilled

[01:55:31] Yeah, I'm full up maxing

[01:55:38] So yeah, we're feeling it we're feeling like

[01:55:41] Episode the weakest thing is the so far as the character Maximus who is

[01:55:46] Brotherhood of steel character that you're because you have the ghoul which is Walter Groggin's yep, and you have the vault dweller whose name

[01:55:55] Ruby no, I can't remember her name off top my head. It's been a fucking life

[01:55:59] And then you have Maximus who is a brotherhood of steel character

[01:56:03] Okay, so far the brotherhood of steel character one feels most shaky because I think the brotherhood steel is

[01:56:08] Depending on which characters and the brotherhood steel you're trying to have a narrative go through

[01:56:16] They can be either the most interesting or the most boring faction in a fallout game

[01:56:20] Well, yeah, because what's her name from New Vegas Veronica kind just steals the show

[01:56:25] Yeah, boy say what you will about Felicia day, but voice acting is a skill. She's got oh, she's great

[01:56:30] What what great side character, but we'll see we'll see how it goes

[01:56:34] I'm so far like with Walter character and the vault dweller dweller stuff

[01:56:38] The stuff with the vault is really fun

[01:56:40] And they take some creative liberties with some of the vault stuff that I actually like

[01:56:46] Like for example, so the vaults are connected the vault you did the story starts out in his vault 33

[01:56:53] Your main character vault dweller. She's like I can't find like a mate here and I'm tired of doing cousin stuff

[01:57:00] So I am opening myself up for a marriage exchange with vault 34

[01:57:07] Okay, and that's how they guess like so they have tunnels to connect them

[01:57:12] Okay, and so they do like here

[01:57:14] We will give you some grain and some machine parts and you'll give us genetic to for your women

[01:57:20] Yeah, we are giving you a breeder

[01:57:24] Wow, and there's some really great fall. I mean like the cousin stuff

[01:57:28] Yeah, just the phrase cousins

[01:57:32] And she's asking like her her her new husband like what's his sperm count and all that oh man. Oh boy

[01:57:39] It's

[01:57:40] surprisingly well done like I've read some stuff for some of the people are working on the show like yeah

[01:57:45] We weren't trying to please fans of the game so long as we felt that'd be impossible task

[01:57:50] But seemingly in doing that just off of one episode is like what you got like the tone right?

[01:57:54] And I think that's really what's most important you might not hit all the major points or you might not like get everything 100% right

[01:58:03] but

[01:58:04] getting it in a location that hasn't been shown in a game before is nice and

[01:58:09] Having it after all the games you played is also kind of okay

[01:58:12] You kind of created a kind of a safety buffer and then you know, it's Jonathan Nolan, right?

[01:58:18] I mean he's I've mentioned him before in referencing stuff like Westworld in person of interest like he understands sci-fi

[01:58:24] and and and this kind of

[01:58:27] Vibe that you want and so boy Walton Goggles is fucking who

[01:58:32] Well sad nerd

[01:58:35] So I'm very excited

[01:58:40] Now anything like that to us

[01:58:44] So it's promising awful one episode

[01:58:47] Promising you can binge it all think ten episodes are up. So there you go

[01:58:52] I'm gonna do that tonight stroking your shit. Oh, yeah, I got lotion. Yeah, I'm jorkin my peanuts

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[01:59:13] Let's get this over with

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[02:00:10] Do you think do you think I'm gonna have the maddie DSP stop?

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[02:00:23] You know, just my life is like, oh, yeah

[02:00:25] I'm gonna have availability then like oh then then then everything just goes this shit. I have no free time

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