Episode 87 : The Capital Gains Tax is Ruining My Goon Sesh

[00:00:00] I'll tell you what, the fact that the pyramids in Egypt are so perfect like they were

[00:00:05] poured concrete, there's aliens out there, you know, don't take me crazy.

[00:00:12] And they're probably watching us to see if we're worthy of, you know, leaving this planet.

[00:00:17] They would never ever let us leave this planet and proliferate around the star systems

[00:00:26] because we treat everybody like slaves.

[00:00:30] Dog barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:39] 48 minutes on

[00:01:03] Happy happy three one four day there yeah, buddy. Jason. What'd you do? What'd you do for three one four day?

[00:01:08] I got let's see. Oh, we got pretzel calzones at pretzel boy on Kirkwood

[00:01:17] That's fancy as we got yeah, man

[00:01:20] We looked at a couple other things around town. You know there's pie pizza. Yeah is pie still around?

[00:01:25] I don't actually know

[00:01:27] I don't know my business here. No, it's the same the one that Obama got when he was here

[00:01:33] The his first controversy before he bailed out the

[00:01:38] Look at look at this Negro man flying a man from who who even wants pizza from St. Louis?

[00:01:44] It's a cracker across the sign from real cheese. It's legally of cheese product right well, that's what's funny

[00:01:51] Look at him lay all bummer yeah enough of who's saying you know

[00:01:55] I was really like the first thing they got as I was like pizza and it

[00:02:00] It's from pie, which is a place to make Chicago style so it's not even like

[00:02:05] What really really even like it really fucked me up about pie pizza

[00:02:09] But pie pizza was the first place I ever got food in St. Louis where I realized like the same worth it

[00:02:14] Yeah, like wow this is a $23 like 12 inch pizza

[00:02:20] With like barely any toppings

[00:02:22] But it's called Cherokee Street. Yeah, but it was kind of those things were like

[00:02:26] You know, I try to tell people the St. Louis food scenes come around they like to go to pie because that's like one of the few things

[00:02:32] People outside of town have heard about because Obama and they're like yeah, that was just really fucking expensive

[00:02:36] That's all that was yeah

[00:02:38] And it feels like you're going to like an Italian restaurant where the bathrooms have a real distinct smell

[00:02:44] Like it's not bad smell but like one day

[00:02:46] Yeah, it's particular when they gonna be walking through an airport and someone's gonna walk past you

[00:02:51] And their clones gonna be vaguely reminiscent and then it's gonna fuck up the rest of your day right cuz you're gonna be like what

[00:02:56] What the fuck what what what how I know that was a bathroom smell but now why is it like a person's perfume smell yeah

[00:03:05] Well, it's 48 minutes dogs barking my name is Jason. This is Brian as you may or may not know we are from St. Louis

[00:03:10] So 314 day is a thing around here people go bonkers dog shit nuts for it

[00:03:16] Yeah, we even the heel sound like gunshots

[00:03:22] Yes

[00:03:23] Bad weather at all. Yeah, I uh I watched at least one person below a stop of red light from a full stop

[00:03:31] Mm-hmm like they had been waiting and then they're like you know what I'm just gonna dip

[00:03:37] Which which has become so common that I see now in the city that

[00:03:43] Myself my girlfriend stopped commenting what happens? Right, it's like just that dude that doing the ranger that has like

[00:03:50] No oil left in the motor

[00:03:52] Just absolutely thought he like I could just blow I could get blow across

[00:03:56] Fun and hand yeah, yeah, he's like oh, yeah, I got this people love to get their Chinese food in their vass

[00:04:02] Yeah, so yeah, no wrong with that. No, no fuck man. That's my New Year's Eve tradition is Chinese so it's Chinese soda

[00:04:08] Yeah, my new year's Eve tradition is Chinese food and playing board games

[00:04:12] It's not bad tradition

[00:04:13] I was actually thinking about getting some some Chinese food from the local hole in the wall

[00:04:17] But the the the craziest rain that we are experiencing kind of nicks that idea this evening, but I don't know what is I've had

[00:04:27] Chinese food in other cities, but apparently St. Louis Chinese food just hits a little different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:04:32] I've noticed there's a distinct

[00:04:34] I don't know if it's I know it's definitely way like the the rice is over fried. Yeah

[00:04:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the St. Paul sandwich people love to rag on that but man come on god damn it

[00:04:46] I've had I've had some St. Paul sandwiches that changed my life people don't get it that like

[00:04:51] That's a thing like oh, yeah, listen

[00:04:54] This is a dog shit town. Don't want the only thing you ever really want to do here is eat. Yeah

[00:04:58] Yeah, I was kind of like what my girlfriend is like this is this is a pretty fucking sucky place

[00:05:04] But man you can get fucking bad ass food

[00:05:06] Yeah, yeah

[00:05:07] Like you got a fucking like when you when you get like a green light when you're driving

[00:05:10] You kind of got a pause for a second just in case

[00:05:13] Yeah, just a case and like our public transportation is basically just to take white people the baseball games and back into the airport

[00:05:21] Tell you tell you what man into the airport. Let me tell you

[00:05:25] You want to have like the best Thai food?

[00:05:28] Best Ethiopian food you want to have like yeah, if you different all different types of Turkish

[00:05:34] There's a Turkish joint. It's a man

[00:05:35] You can come here. You can get fucking fed. Yeah, and sometimes you'll be amazed at how little you spend like I've been

[00:05:42] Been to other quen quote food cities and been like wow

[00:05:45] I just spent a lot of money to be disappointed and I could go to the east side and do that at least see some tips

[00:05:51] There's that yes, absolutely

[00:05:56] You could also I can also talk about eating the buffet. I was gonna say yeah

[00:06:00] Yeah, absolutely going over the scarlets and getting that that $20 lunch steak buffet

[00:06:06] That the worst primary of you've ever seen in your life

[00:06:12] Oddly confident. Yeah, it was actually was this main house

[00:06:16] It's like there's like there's like there's one thing yeah

[00:06:20] The sous chef is a guy that has a chess piece of meat waging skull fuck by master shape

[00:06:26] You're like yeah, what the fuck?

[00:06:28] He likes it. He's a little freak and he likes it. I'm getting dug out

[00:06:34] I'm getting I'm getting my shit split

[00:06:38] That's right

[00:06:41] He's a very little

[00:06:48] Welcome to you vibes we got a plea

[00:06:50] Welcome to the master shake. Yeah, yeah, that's the character. That wasn't me with the following social security number

[00:06:57] Yeah, I know really go where to where to begin so so how do dudes pee how do dudes pee Brian?

[00:07:06] It is a it's a little question apparently that some women have

[00:07:10] This an article hellgate NYC dot com. That's what I call New York just in general

[00:07:17] Esther Wang which I love it writing

[00:07:20] How to dudes pee and earth shattering reveal the men of hellgate explain things to me

[00:07:26] The earth revolves around the Sun death is inevitable and cis men pull their pants down to at least below their butts when they pee until

[00:07:33] This week those were the in-controvertible truths in my mind facts that were so solid and backed by science that I never thought to question

[00:07:41] So apparently this started because of a slack conversation that they were having about going to the bathroom

[00:07:47] Alden Jackson writing the toilet room was so small that it was hard to see how anyone standing up to pee could do so without feeling the cold wall on their

[00:07:53] backside this kind of implies pulling your pants all the way down to pee LOL as they're weighing LOL wait

[00:08:00] Do you not and then the following

[00:08:04] The text you just go back before the olden yeah no LOL in fact that's considered

[00:08:11] Rizzable in the standing up to pee community wait. I am so confused. What do you do then?

[00:08:16] Christopher Robbins says you unzip your fly

[00:08:19] Alden says you used to fly

[00:08:22] Right

[00:08:23] Esther but you still have to pull your pants down no Christopher Robbins though

[00:08:30] Well, I'll show scumbers pants

[00:08:32] Alden there aren't just like lines of exposed asses at your

[00:08:38] Two pages of laughter Esther replaying guys my mind is blown. I'm dying

[00:08:44] I'm a Nick enters the conversation. There's a front back differential that's employed

[00:08:50] Max Rivendeller like at the meds game in the bathroom. Do you think we walk and there's like 40 asses?

[00:08:57] Christopher would never use a public restroom if that were the case as their Wang

[00:09:01] So you hold the front of your pants down wouldn't they start writing up?

[00:09:06] Nick

[00:09:07] This is where the fly comes in Alden you do pull the front down slightly

[00:09:17] Several people are typing

[00:09:21] Esther Wang y'all okay. I just attempted to recreate this

[00:09:27] This is insane yeah, and so it's they basically just recreate the entire slack conversation but

[00:09:32] She has discovering for the first time the pulling through the zipper the fly why the fly has is there on the underpants all of it

[00:09:41] Completely new to her. I thought that was just wonderful

[00:09:45] See Esther Wang by the way was previously a senior politics reporter at Jezebel columnist for the new republic

[00:09:51] I was still doing the Lord's workout

[00:09:54] Journalism. What what great little piece what a fun piece. I just like that was I have some to say about this okay

[00:10:01] Slate here by

[00:10:03] Shen

[00:10:04] Fallis

[00:10:06] It's Shannon Paulus, but go on

[00:10:10] Sharon Fallis the headline here is

[00:10:13] Sydney Swings boobs are not that big if anything they're kind of average and Jason please scroll down

[00:10:19] See you know what here's the thing they don't have to be big

[00:10:22] They just have to be amazing have to be they have to look a certain yeah

[00:10:27] Size is a relative thing

[00:10:31] They're nice. Yeah, I feel like I'm in great school again

[00:10:34] Yeah, we're like arguing whether or not girls pee out there butt

[00:10:38] Wait a minute wait a second

[00:10:42] I'm gonna ask you the

[00:10:44] Oh, man. Okay, they don't pee out there, but are you kidding me?

[00:10:52] Actually they pee out of their thigh it's like we're

[00:10:56] It's like a Chloe got get it was the lifting of the leg yeah, okay. I got you

[00:11:03] Anyway

[00:11:05] Sharon Fallis Shannon palace. I'm sorry. I got it

[00:11:08] I got to not do that writing it a great intro paragraph. I love this one in Sydney, Swini America has rediscovered that women can have boobs

[00:11:17] So much has been made if we're low cut dress and now infamous hooters outfit that was a seven-day live sketch

[00:11:23] That people are insisting that she quote brought boobs back and killed

[00:11:28] Wokeness and they were so buzzed about this week. They're now being used to spread malware. Oh boy

[00:11:34] I mean

[00:11:36] Some people are just hard up for it. Yeah, I really must be

[00:11:40] Swini's boobs are big big enough in fact that in high school

[00:11:43] She reportedly dreamed of getting a breast reduction

[00:11:45] But here's the thing they're not that big now

[00:11:49] If the person who owns them said in high school they dreamed of getting a breast reduction their big and a question

[00:11:55] That's it

[00:11:56] There's no more to be said and yet Shannon goes on for

[00:12:01] Quite a while. I mean this really does get into the granular details really does and

[00:12:07] It's not the culture war piece that I kind of assumed it was going to be no

[00:12:12] I mean it's really just saying how big is big right and she even goes into like different shapes from 17 magazine like to your drop

[00:12:20] Penjalist East West

[00:12:21] Yeah, this is this is actually a little bit more thoughtful

[00:12:25] I guess I've just been traumatized by all the fucking Greek statue

[00:12:30] Avatar mother fuckers

[00:12:32] You know saying you have you have a primitive mind if you were attracted to the Sydney swing and it's like my

[00:12:38] Maybe I don't know. I don't know if you've heard man, but it's pretty cool and asses

[00:12:44] Ass is ain't too bad either my friend

[00:12:46] I don't know they need you stop reading about the origins of philosophy and

[00:12:51] Learn about the origins of double D's

[00:12:58] Alki Hall of beer yeah, I put down the

[00:13:02] Foo Cole and start reading fucking playboy man. Come on. Let's go

[00:13:12] Send you out in the forest you got three minutes or mean the Queen dogs coming after your ass. They got your scent

[00:13:19] Seater

[00:13:21] Seater Jasmine

[00:13:24] And fucking red sandal wood fuck yeah, you're done

[00:13:31] So that that was a piece I was almost not gonna cover but like boy it was fun

[00:13:37] I don't know it's just like when we get so weird about tits. I don't know

[00:13:40] We feel like I feel like it's an American mind thing. It really is. I don't think they're having the same

[00:13:45] I think like in the UK they're probably me they got the cock destroyers and stuff

[00:13:49] Sure a certain type of exaggerate shape I think yeah in the pervert mind over there

[00:13:55] Well, they also do dogging so yeah, they just go out and like yeah, let's let's go all this all fuck this guy's mind

[00:14:02] Yeah

[00:14:04] All right, and now them have a podcast

[00:14:08] Somehow

[00:14:10] This is a really return the tradition

[00:14:15] Be more like Britain

[00:14:17] Boy

[00:14:19] No, we talked about this guy why once upon a time to be talking about with one of our fellow cartoonist friends

[00:14:24] I think we briefly brought him up. I think I think we did yeah stone toss stone toss. Oh boy a pervert of really

[00:14:33] reactionary in racist and

[00:14:35] Transphobia

[00:14:37] You name it you name it yeah, and not flying the way the Sam Hyde is

[00:14:41] No, that stuff it's even Sam Hyde I go

[00:14:46] Yeah, I mean again, there's a lot of Sam Hyde stuff. I don't like everyone's why you'll be like man

[00:14:50] That's pretty that's pretty raunchy by get the joke. Yeah, this guy is his whole thing is like

[00:14:56] There's one joke and it's the you know the trans suicide rate and that's it

[00:15:01] That's his whole trans joke or a circumcision circumcision yeah, yeah Jewish people Jewish people

[00:15:07] Yeah, in general. Yeah, holocaust denial as a punchline not a you know not a good not a good guy now we know

[00:15:14] The gentleman's name some tips from Texas. Oh, yeah, Hans Tristan

[00:15:21] God run there. Yeah like grabner something like that even there. Yeah, and

[00:15:26] Of course, he had to be from Texas apparently. Yeah, it's right outside of Austin so they also found out

[00:15:33] VS some internet sleuthing. This was the anonymous collective at a collective dot no blogs dot org is where you can find all this information

[00:15:43] It's publicly available now

[00:15:46] That this hateful propaganda guy was also doing hateful propaganda a couple years back under the name red panels

[00:15:53] Red panels was even more explicitly

[00:15:56] Pro Nazi even the art style kind of changed

[00:16:00] Which I thought was interesting

[00:16:02] Red panels quit when Trump was elected and in his farewell was after 18 months as the creator of red panels

[00:16:09] I'm announcing by retirement my decision is motivated by a bright future

[00:16:13] The meme at president has ascended to the throne

[00:16:16] Brexett has shaken the foundations of the EU and everywhere you look. There's a new skepticism of mainstream media

[00:16:23] the tide of the culture warships

[00:16:25] And so I took it about himself to a retire as it were and yet a couple months later

[00:16:31] Here comes fucking

[00:16:33] Stone toss of course stone toss being the internet Nazi that he is had a

[00:16:38] Hatri on page where he the triple parenthesis liberalism

[00:16:43] Soy boys all that all that vert you know nonsense

[00:16:47] These sold old plushies of this guy. So

[00:16:51] That wouldn't necessarily be the whole story because

[00:16:54] That's interesting, but is it a story no

[00:16:58] Couple days after this comes out all the stuff posted to Twitter and

[00:17:04] Ex just nuke the entire thread from orbit. Yeah

[00:17:08] Unmasking possibly one of the most damaging individuals of the last I don't know decade

[00:17:13] Mm-hmm

[00:17:14] I would say as far as

[00:17:17] Sheep dogging in hateful propaganda and tropes. Yeah

[00:17:21] He's also been tied to a couple

[00:17:24] Mass shootings and stuff. Yeah a couple of people who had manifestos had some of his comics in their manifestos as like proof of the red pilling

[00:17:34] Let me find it here because my favorite part of this entire document is

[00:17:38] He has among all of his other bugaboo's a

[00:17:43] Thing about

[00:17:44] circumcision

[00:17:46] Very weird about circumcision

[00:17:48] Let me find the post here because he they went through a lot of this guy's history found various sock puppet accounts

[00:17:55] Yeah, yeah, he's fucked up hog. That's it

[00:17:58] Yeah, is it funny how many things go back to like what's been done to your dinging now at this picture is interesting

[00:18:04] Hans is in the back forth from the right in a New York magazine article

[00:18:09] For gamer gate supporters partying at a New York slip club notice who's up front

[00:18:15] Frederick bread and

[00:18:17] Mr. H and himself

[00:18:19] Hot wheels up there in front there Hans

[00:18:22] Went to Japan for a work trip by the way

[00:18:26] Posting on Twitter finally made it to the ethno state fellas the

[00:18:31] Japan posts also included

[00:18:33] If you're a single white woman living in Japan

[00:18:35] I know an 8.5 out of 10 tall white man employed as a programmer in the US who is currently open

[00:18:41] But probably only briefly so hit the DMs for details the following post

[00:18:48] Eight hours later holy shit

[00:18:49] I just realized you can drop the N word in Japan and nobody cares

[00:18:55] So fucking weird. Yeah, a little weird fella. Yes guy's stones tossed yeah

[00:19:00] And he's also apparently gone to great lengths to fill up

[00:19:05] Results on Google with garbage links. Yeah

[00:19:09] Really did some SEO life hacks. Yeah, very savvy fellow in order in order to do all that stuff because it's not something

[00:19:17] That you know this necessarily easy to find that post K. Thor gents and future guests of the show

[00:19:23] one day one day

[00:19:26] edited one of the stone toss comics

[00:19:29] To include text from his Reddit post about his botched circumcision

[00:19:34] The resulting dryness of my gliance penis

[00:19:37] Like creepy the

[00:19:45] Venture brothers the screen kept in the doctor see that creepy dog door of yours

[00:19:53] Couldn't have an evil worst guy. Yeah, you love to see it

[00:19:58] I actually wouldn't want to see it but you know what I mean

[00:20:00] Yeah

[00:20:02] But yeah the entire thread every single post got reported for violating the X rules and then got nuked from orbit

[00:20:08] But you can still see all that stuff at a collective sorry AC collective dot no blogs dot org

[00:20:14] That is the anonymous comrades collective I was mistaken. I

[00:20:18] Missed a word there a fool read that is worth your time

[00:20:22] I will say that just to see how insidious and weird shit is these days

[00:20:27] Now long time fans of the show may know that one of our first episodes never did get published

[00:20:34] Was about a young man

[00:20:36] Name Dan Quinn now the short version is that Dan Quinn played football for Notre Dame

[00:20:42] Got sacked for various reasons. He was accused of salt I believe

[00:20:47] Ray back use a shanet

[00:20:51] And you can say

[00:20:53] Sure, but the principal of the thing is that drove him absolutely nuts and he spent the rest of his time

[00:21:00] Since making weird videos on the internet now one of the main characters the subject of his eye or a person

[00:21:06] He believes

[00:21:07] Size is cousin Mike Tubes of course a size

[00:21:13] I've briefly forgot the name Mike Tubes. You're right and aside from his cousin Mike Tubes is a

[00:21:18] Actual football coach by the name of Lou Holtz who he calls

[00:21:22] Lucifer

[00:21:23] Lou Holtz and Lucifer Lou Holtz

[00:21:26] On Twitter by the way is coach Holtz coach Lou Holtz 88

[00:21:34] I'm talking at my my neckline here on my

[00:21:39] Lucifer Lou. I don't recall the exact dimensions of it

[00:21:43] But I think there's also some weird Lou Holtz stuff in the Joe Prattar no

[00:21:48] Yeah, yeah, he's mentioned at least once in some documents somewhere out

[00:21:52] I'll have to look that up for for Claire

[00:21:55] Lou Holtz is both considered to be I think one the greatest college

[00:21:59] Coaches a college ball coaches of his time also apparently kind of an amazing human piece of shit

[00:22:05] Yeah, complete

[00:22:06] Which kind of gives unfortunately some credence to what Dan Quinn's been going on about for the last 20 or so years

[00:22:13] And so the other day actually yesterday

[00:22:15] Lou Holtz announced on Twitter again

[00:22:19] Coach Lou Holtz 88

[00:22:22] I am announcing the launch of my podcast the Lou Holtz show

[00:22:26] There is no one more passionate about restoring the culture of this country than me

[00:22:33] Not a good start

[00:22:36] And of course my response immediately was

[00:22:39] Lucifer Lou Holtz has the chance to have the best guest ever on any podcast, but he's a coward

[00:22:46] One of these days we're gonna have to do our Dan quit episode because boy fertile ground

[00:22:51] For stuff

[00:22:55] I haven't seen anything recently now. I don't think I've really not since he was supposed to the one where the guy died

[00:23:00] And he's like filming himself rambling while the paramedics are carrying a dead guy out

[00:23:04] Not I don't

[00:23:06] Not good. I just remember I think when he was in the halfway house

[00:23:11] And he was like Oprah

[00:23:13] Dan Quinn

[00:23:15] If you want to pay it forward and in discover Cole fusion which will create

[00:23:20] Unlimited energy for the world which equals world peace which equals the death of Lucifer Lou Holtz

[00:23:28] I could teach you the violin and Oprah and give you triple digit orgasms

[00:23:33] And it's just like the

[00:23:35] Face is all slow. Yeah, yeah, great up not looking good

[00:23:40] This is this is this is the man that you speak the incident there was one scene inspiration for the bad boy

[00:23:45] That's streetwear logo. Yeah, we're logo

[00:23:48] Well because he beat up five guys at one of his

[00:23:52] The inventor of the special jacket that only fires can wear anyway

[00:23:58] Do yourself a favor over a week and get yourself some Dan Quinn go go google that stuff up

[00:24:02] You will find we've right. I think I've referenced that can he be eight can he be eight times yes

[00:24:08] More than eight hits out of a single bowl. Yeah

[00:24:11] While driving by the way, that's what he's driving a dodge charger while he's doing it

[00:24:17] Where we got a jail and he decided to take a Mustang for a test drive

[00:24:23] This is him driving down like the the fucking one

[00:24:26] And he's just going whoa

[00:24:29] Like just going like a solid A5 and the far left lane

[00:24:33] Orange County

[00:24:35] Just just fucking weird man. So Lucifer Lou Holtz

[00:24:39] You know what to do come on the podcast get one of the law restore America's culture absolutely

[00:24:45] Speaking of America's culture one the few things I thought was objectively good about COVID

[00:24:50] Yeah, was it South by Southwest was canceled. Oh hot take all right. I mean thing

[00:24:54] I mean back I think a couple years ago that my bad hot take by think

[00:24:58] South by Southwest was when hype bands

[00:25:01] Would sell out their indie cred wherever that was like give a bunch of free dock Martins

[00:25:08] You know and shit like that and just I think the spirit of South by

[00:25:14] I think probably started really a road like about

[00:25:18] I don't know 13 15 years ago. Well remind me for next episode

[00:25:23] I have a South by Southwest story, but it is ridiculous

[00:25:26] And I will it's gonna take longer than we have, but sure

[00:25:30] Why was first starting out in the world of music journalism? I was writing and taking photos for a website called playback STL

[00:25:37] Which no longer exists

[00:25:39] I remember a meeting

[00:25:41] Laura herner husband ran it was telling us

[00:25:45] That they weren't doing South by this year because a press pass was $800

[00:25:50] Yeah, that's that's ridiculous

[00:25:51] I think you still have to pay

[00:25:54] To have a press pass for like official South by stuff

[00:25:58] I almost went one year probably would have had good time sure a lot of bands. I was friends with we're gonna be playing

[00:26:04] But I think really like a sign of integrity as a musician or crave individual is never having done South by like

[00:26:11] I remember asking Sean from AJJ like

[00:26:14] Because I think they were playing St. Louis right around because that was actually me actually

[00:26:18] I want to subvert the other night the Otoboki beaver show

[00:26:21] We were kind of talking about how we're kind over South by and the only good thing about was that was sometimes the only way

[00:26:27] Interesting bands got the place St. Louis

[00:26:29] Yeah, because they could do their tour round through uh STL right Columbia

[00:26:35] South by was the reason that some cities only ever got certain bands to play there because they never really tour that side of the region

[00:26:43] They you know just forever reason

[00:26:45] There was I want to say a handful of really awesome shows that happen at the firebird and off broadway

[00:26:51] Because of South by but that's really the only yeah the only thing

[00:26:54] And that's because they have blackout that's big blackout radius

[00:26:57] You can't play shows with an x hundred miles of of Austin. I forgot about that

[00:27:01] Yeah, I blackout I've got

[00:27:03] She's this giant blackout radius they showed you on a map

[00:27:06] But I'm like that's pretty much all of the west coast

[00:27:09] For two weeks before and after the show where are you gonna go? Well, you're gonna want to been St. Louis

[00:27:14] And I would also have bands tell me at the firebird like after South by like talking about like, yeah

[00:27:20] It's not really like worth it

[00:27:22] Like sometimes you're lucky and you have like buzz and you get bunch of free shit

[00:27:26] And these are bands. They're still kind of like you know fucking hand them out

[00:27:30] Yeah, you know pitchfork might be right about spin might be riding a bound but like like they ain't rich yet

[00:27:34] No, no, no, yeah, they're not so like oh, you know having like vulcom give them like a bunch of fucking jeans and shirts

[00:27:39] They're like whoo. Yeah, I don't gotta do laundry this week. Yeah, you know fuck man

[00:27:43] Okay, I've got jeans for the next couple of years right

[00:27:46] I have to worry about that and I understand that part but ultimately career wise it probably didn't

[00:27:53] You're playing like sometimes you're playing like eight shows a day

[00:27:56] You don't have a sound check and I think why I saw like a huge fucking crowd for Andrew WK like an outdoor stage

[00:28:04] Right parking lot

[00:28:06] Like 15 years ago. I was like, yeah

[00:28:10] The get to the point hand the reason why we're talking about South by Southwest here is that a lot of bands um particularly

[00:28:18] Cool bands bands. I like bands you all should buy their records

[00:28:21] Decides to drop out of official South by showcases and events because they found out that

[00:28:28] South by is taking a lot money from the the fence industry

[00:28:33] And what was it Raytheon in particular Collins aerospace? Okay, I think Raytheon live in on there as well

[00:28:41] Squirrelflower who I saw perform with blonde right ahead a couple weeks ago she dropped out good fucking her

[00:28:47] Yep seems like a cool lady bunch of other bands having this so

[00:28:51] South by is kind of like WrestleMania where

[00:28:54] Like I know people that go to where wrestle me is being held but don't go the WrestleMania because there'll be lots of

[00:28:59] Yes, satellite shows. Yeah, we're free stuff

[00:29:02] um

[00:29:03] So people will go down there and not do anything official but they'll go see like bands

[00:29:08] They like and stuff playing it stuff that's off the beaten path. Yeah, these weird old side bars can actually be kind of fucking cool

[00:29:14] It's the official stuff that only seems like kind of a bummer um

[00:29:19] So South by the side the really fucking double down

[00:29:22] And they put out these they stepped down and they stepped right in it and they looked at their shoe and they said what's that

[00:29:29] They even know what they were doing

[00:29:32] What tastes like

[00:29:35] tastes like a old cooking oil

[00:29:39] So they put these two tweets which I'm going to read to y'all the army sponsorship is part of our commitment to bring forward ideas that shape

[00:29:47] our world

[00:29:49] And regard the Collins aerospace they participated this year as a sponsor of two South by South

[00:29:54] This pitch category is giving entrepreneurs visibility and funding for potentially game changing work

[00:30:01] They also are the second tweet here is we have and will continue to support human rights for all the situation

[00:30:07] The Middle East is tragic and illuminates the heightened importance of standing together against justice

[00:30:14] Okay

[00:30:15] It's a real we see you. We hear you

[00:30:18] But I'm not I'm not giving up the bag also the CIA will be there

[00:30:25] Finding out why there hasn't been a new caribou record lady

[00:30:29] Little deep dive there for the folks

[00:30:32] Wow the CIA I'm seeing their panel of uh

[00:30:37] Wet works worth blogging about

[00:30:41] Exactly and they're also and this is my favorite. They're recruiting they're recruiting

[00:30:46] They're actually actually you know what I heard that I heard last year their panel on giant green ones pedal board

[00:30:51] Ha ha was actually pre-need

[00:30:55] Which is the one that uh over throws Bolivian dictators is the high pass or is it the

[00:31:02] Anyway, all right but the South by Southwest uh don't go just don't go. That's so far

[00:31:08] Yeah, it's ridiculous. I mean like I feel like I feel like the last

[00:31:12] I was say probably since like 2010 there's been more reasons not to go than to go

[00:31:19] To uh south by and it's a miserable thing to cover as a journalist. I've been told as well our friend Allison

[00:31:26] Oh, she worked for a vertical Allison is very talented in the visual

[00:31:30] Wish she still lives in st. Louis cuz uh she really lights up in your room. She walks into and now she's a nice person

[00:31:37] Just a fantastic being now now she's in Cincinnati

[00:31:40] spraying her pixie dust over there and hopefully they'll learn how to eat real chilly or something

[00:31:44] Ha ha ha

[00:31:46] Allison was telling me about once when she was working for a vertical in between

[00:31:50] Some jobs she had here in st. Louis for local publications that uh like south by southwest for her was just being basically

[00:31:57] In the hotel room for eight hours like uploading other people's work

[00:32:01] Boo and uh that doesn't sound fun yeah, that's good

[00:32:05] I've heard other people having similar instances like people that worked in the industry like yeah

[00:32:10] I kind of got I kind of fucking drew the short straw and uh had to be the one that like stayed basically at the hotel

[00:32:16] I mean like yeah, I hang out at the pool and the wifi reached out there

[00:32:20] I got kind of turned but like I didn't really go see any music

[00:32:24] Yeah, one of my favorite bands Johnny Forner from uh over there across the pond there probably with the best take on this

[00:32:31] I thought youtube ukulele boys notes up non-apology was going to be the worst a real person wrote that type thing

[00:32:37] I read all year

[00:32:38] But it's just been demolished by whoever does social media for south by southwest

[00:32:43] Simphing for the US army fucking clown industry useless and dangerous

[00:32:49] Thank you. Thank you Lexi. I assume it's Lexi's usually the one posting it could have been kelly

[00:32:53] It could have been junior who knows but whoever who ever posted that is uh on the fucking money

[00:32:59] Yeah, they have had no problem just being themselves on on social media which is rare

[00:33:04] Oh, this is a little something I sent you today. You did yes so

[00:33:09] You gotta read this cuz I can't it's a fucking laugh

[00:33:13] It's too good. How about we ban kyscgay which is know your customer yeah

[00:33:19] kyscgay are heavily regulate pornography instead of crypto

[00:33:24] I'd rather have kids making spreadsheets and aping means than rotting their spirit

[00:33:30] A society that prefers its citizens be watching porn

[00:33:35] And investing freely is one that deeply despises its people

[00:33:41] No, oh yeah, I'm a boring christian Jan who hates how the gerat culture breaks the virtue and young men and who

[00:33:51] As as man with a daughter

[00:33:53] Oh, yeah, you just say as man. It's how viewing sexual exploitation, objectification and mock

[00:34:00] sexual violence against women has been elevated to

[00:34:04] acceptable private pastime

[00:34:07] lastly

[00:34:09] I am bullish on people breaking the chains

[00:34:13] psychological loss on oppression

[00:34:17] Arbitraing

[00:34:19] pegs

[00:34:22] And the first response is from skeletor crypto

[00:34:28] You know it's gonna be a bigger skeletor crypto. Let's go. He gave me dog with hat at

[00:34:33] Mc

[00:34:34] Governments can't tax you yet for jerking off but they will for any capital gain that should answer your question

[00:34:43] Oh, and of course capital gain tax are ruining my goons

[00:34:46] sorry

[00:34:48] If you KYC gay it or heavily regulated porn it would be 100x easier to taxes consumption than to tax on chain capital gains from non custodial wallet addresses

[00:35:01] Uh, yeah, this is a real shitty take

[00:35:05] And then my favorite thing is Dimash oh

[00:35:08] Yeah, Dimash to ought to to five three one bunch of numbers. Yeah

[00:35:13] You know, there's a social ethical crypto project for adult entertainment exactly to solve this check out

[00:35:20] poke me hq

[00:35:21] They're sure you're spotted with I'm as anti porn as a guy can be so I'll pass

[00:35:27] Ah, so he already was anti porn. This is just

[00:35:31] Duke crypto instead of gooning or whatever

[00:35:34] I don't know I mean we can we can there they're obviously there's love not great things about the world of pornography

[00:35:40] Not gonna act like they're any question. I also though some people in my life that wouldn't have a decent living wouldn't have

[00:35:48] the self respect

[00:35:50] And pretty much anything in life if they weren't an adult entertainer sure because late capitalism is broke

[00:35:58] Right and if you realize like wow, I could either have like I could get all the student debt to make 60k a year

[00:36:04] Or I can make fun of gooners on the internet for my many vids page

[00:36:09] Yeah, you know what I'm not gonna lie

[00:36:11] I probably would go with the many vids. Yeah profit sharing pretty good

[00:36:14] So I just have to like not take my allergy medicine for a week and

[00:36:18] Be snobby while topless and some guys gonna pay me five hundred bucks for a custom

[00:36:22] Or I can work really hard for a guy who's gonna be a weird purf to me and

[00:36:28] Cheats on his wife. Yeah, yeah

[00:36:30] So it's like those things we're like I don't know. I think I was pretty clear

[00:36:33] The fucking I throw away the fucking

[00:36:35] The

[00:36:38] Yeah, exactly. I guess I remember

[00:36:41] Exactly. Yeah, that histamines. I don't fucking the um mom is making money

[00:36:45] That's saying I'm I'm saying it's good for some people's not for everyone

[00:36:48] But but this is such a weird argument to crypto the thing like burns all the

[00:36:54] Oil and all these resources is worse than pornography and it's like my dude

[00:37:00] That's of the force dad

[00:37:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure

[00:37:04] Yeah, you notice how we know it mentions the daughter but not the wife. Yeah, yeah

[00:37:09] This is us Stefan

[00:37:11] pH TV and strong so Steven and he's got blue check

[00:37:16] He's he has a defidojo. Yeah

[00:37:19] So you already know you already know. Yeah, I just

[00:37:22] I gotta look at this bio. Let's see. What do we got

[00:37:25] The calculator guy founder of defidojo co-founder of defing logic labs

[00:37:31] Shuffle sniffer but for yields

[00:37:35] Okay

[00:37:37] Yeah, just all right man in my in my hunt for things that I bring to you. Yeah, it's crypto related

[00:37:44] These kind of guys like the tradcaf guys are always really fascinating

[00:37:49] My favorite kind of fucking crypto weirdo still is like the guy that lives in like Singapore

[00:37:54] That's way over invested with like what's going on with America. Yeah, we know a few yeah

[00:38:01] uh

[00:38:02] Emiles Chong is it's like that but they're like crypto guys. Yeah, yeah, they've never been here

[00:38:07] They've never been to nice station. They're even visited

[00:38:10] But they are like I they're gonna reach reach reach some groper groper probably a groper probably yeah

[00:38:17] Groper account about like the moral decay and like look I'm in this wall greens and there's nothing here

[00:38:23] And it's like well turns out that's actually a wall green so it's being shut down

[00:38:26] Mm-hmm. It's like the shelves are empty

[00:38:29] And it's not because there's the less an eraser are running wild

[00:38:34] You're it's just an ant and they fill on everything from

[00:38:40] I'm so scared yeah, you gotta include the uh the moist breathing that's always a great important Tony soprano

[00:38:48] Yes, it's melphys office type breathing

[00:38:51] Yeah

[00:38:53] So we want me to do

[00:38:55] Yeah, it's that guy and

[00:38:58] Very weird guys

[00:39:01] So proud I had Luke care no

[00:39:07] You know someone is gonna hear this show years down the line and then we're gonna have a new

[00:39:12] Prestige drama on our hands. What if don't you support?

[00:39:15] I look care they're gonna change the names obviously because as David chases maybe but someone is gonna

[00:39:19] Like there's an aging mobster and he's got Luke

[00:39:23] ALS sorry and

[00:39:26] It's gonna it's gonna be a whole thing and they're gonna owe you some fucking money is what I'm saying

[00:39:31] That's right. I can see it. I can have two shirts with buttons exactly. See when you want that all right

[00:39:38] It's time for crypto scam of the week brine

[00:39:40] You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's time for the crypto scam of the week

[00:39:48] Speaking of bad crypto decisions

[00:39:51] This is another one. Oh, it's crypto scam. Oh the week baby

[00:39:58] You may have heard of this the incognito market

[00:40:02] I've heard of it by don't really know much

[00:40:05] So it is essentially a place to buy drugs on the dark web called at the incognito and cognito market

[00:40:11] Molly white web 3 going great as always bringing us the news as is

[00:40:19] The folks at

[00:40:20] CREBS on security

[00:40:22] I always thought this was a joke because there's that something awful lawyer

[00:40:26] Maynard Krebs Leonard Leonard Krebs Leonard Krebs. I always thought it was a joke

[00:40:32] Like that, but no Krebs on security is a real site

[00:40:36] So web 3 saying since March 5th those who use the incognito market dark web narcotics marketplace have found themselves unable to withdraw

[00:40:45] Bitcoin and Monero that they had on the platform it appears that the platform had

[00:40:50] Exit scam for somewhere between 10 and 30 million

[00:40:54] Nullies

[00:40:56] Yes, making matters worse March 10th the website posted a message reading yes

[00:41:02] This is an extortion

[00:41:04] They wrote that although the platform promised to auto encrypt messages between buyers and sellers

[00:41:09] And auto delete after an expiration date

[00:41:12] Messages were not encrypted or deleted a demanded that users pay an additional

[00:41:18] 120 grand to have their information removed from the data set which they promised to release at the end of May

[00:41:25] Quote whether or not you and your customers info is on that list is totally up to you

[00:41:31] I'm making people think of yeah, this is like a ransomware group so the full message

[00:41:36] Expecting to hear the last of us yet we got one more surprise for y'all

[00:41:42] One last thing

[00:41:43] Yeah, yeah, it's the Colombo like yeah one more thing yes. This is extortion all caps

[00:41:51] As for the buyer yes, this is a robbery exactly as for the buyer as it continues

[00:41:56] We'll be opening up a white list portal for them to remove their records in a few weeks

[00:42:00] Thanks for doing business hey, they were nice about it. They said thanks for doing business

[00:42:05] And then they have this there's a payment status a graph that shows you

[00:42:11] All the usernames and who has paid and who is not

[00:42:16] I think that's the funniest one. I think that's the funniest one

[00:42:20] Because like you're still getting docs a little bit yeah, but just your username right um

[00:42:25] Just ridiculous here's a shadow crew the double whammy is somewhat akin to the double extortion techniques

[00:42:31] This is crepes on security employed by many modern ransomware groups where victims are hacked

[00:42:37] They'll leave them information then presented with two separate demands one to unlock your infected system

[00:42:43] And two to secure a promise that any stolen data won't be linked which is of course never going to materialize

[00:42:50] The promise is just as good as the paper. It's written on as it would say double dipping

[00:42:56] But doing it I think in a at least interesting way hey, yeah you with the username that's like Donald duck 69

[00:43:04] You haven't paid up your

[00:43:07] Here that you bought

[00:43:09] Duke who for 20

[00:43:13] Hopefully someone is not dumb enough to have bought drugs on this marketplace and use like

[00:43:19] Any identifiable information in the username Gary from Ohio. Yeah

[00:43:25] Yeah, but that's John from you know John from Toledo. It's my

[00:43:28] He's cool. It's never stepped on no

[00:43:32] Scott the good shit wow

[00:43:34] Just I just can't imagine the people got hosed on the air in that well we got what's our what's our topic here?

[00:43:39] Our main topic this week is a subject that is near and dear to the hearts of at least a dozen people online

[00:43:45] Now I joke I joke it is a long running art project called post secret now how familiar are you with a post secret Brian?

[00:43:54] You know what this all about all that exists and

[00:43:58] The example postcard here that we're seeing on the Wikipedia page is very familiar to me as I don't wish

[00:44:04] I was different. I just wish there were more kids like me

[00:44:07] It's not like a thing that I actually have like negative opinions of

[00:44:11] Hmm, but I do remember it being like a little too tweey for its own good

[00:44:15] Would it surprise you to know that it's still running not all so it is now officially 20 years old

[00:44:22] This website was started in 2004 by a gentleman named Frank Warren

[00:44:26] It's a conceptual artist the idea behind the website is that you the user

[00:44:32] fashion a postcard

[00:44:34] With a secret on it. Now of course you can be as anonymous as you want to be

[00:44:39] You just have to mail it to Frank's inbox and he will then scan and post those secrets post secret

[00:44:47] And put them in this website that is the basic conceit of it and I think what makes it interesting is that yeah

[00:44:54] It's a collaborative art piece. It's been going for 20 years

[00:44:57] There's a lot of

[00:44:59] 2004 to 2008 is when I really started getting into this all blogger

[00:45:05] Post secret com is still there and they now kind of have an official looking

[00:45:11] Had her yeah, this is a you're anonymous. You're invited to contribute anonymously

[00:45:17] Your secret can be regret fear betrayal desire confession or childhood humiliation reveal anything

[00:45:24] As long as it's true and you've never shared it with anyone before and so they you know

[00:45:29] They give you a basic outline here's our address

[00:45:33] Which is obviously the PO box, but you know some of the more recent posts are pretty simple, you know

[00:45:38] A screen grab from dumb and dumber that can't stand my friend anymore

[00:45:43] Um, I can't enjoy nights out alone because my brain thinks I'm still homeless

[00:45:47] Sometimes I'm worried that black people think my dog is racist

[00:45:51] I get that one really she just hates everyone right

[00:45:55] You know, I work at a daycare. I smile and play along when the parents tell me their child is taking their first steps

[00:46:01] What is the point in telling them I saw the real first steps today before

[00:46:04] Here we go. I'm 75 years old

[00:46:06] I masturbate whenever I can have for 60 years married and happy

[00:46:11] There's a man who's living life absolute fucking king

[00:46:15] I lied to my parents that I go to church. Yeah

[00:46:18] Okay, it's a secret

[00:46:20] I'm sure you haven't told your parents that you don't go to church but like

[00:46:24] Some of them are really dumb when I fly solo

[00:46:26] I try to pick a center seat between a reserve when you're in the aisle in case a couple was trying to get the whole road of themselves

[00:46:32] That's just being an asshole

[00:46:33] Making up lies about you that you have a boyfriend

[00:46:36] so some of these secrets are

[00:46:39] mundane

[00:46:40] But mundane or not at all gets collected into this website and it goes back 20 years

[00:46:46] Now this whole thing has led to an insane amount of

[00:46:51] publicity ads

[00:46:52] Attention on frank Warren as kind of this leader of this stuff. Here is a posting here the San Diego Museum of us

[00:47:02] Here's a giant exhibition

[00:47:04] Walt wall these these secrets that people have sent him

[00:47:07] Now I wonder because a lot of these are anonymous

[00:47:10] This is something I've always had to kind of a question about how do these anonymous people feel about having

[00:47:15] Their secrets in public in San Diego as opposed to just on a website, you know what I mean?

[00:47:20] I mentioned they have to assume

[00:47:22] They could become bigger than just being put on a blog. I was hope I guess now yeah, but I mean like in 2004

[00:47:31] You know, maybe there's a different expectation now than there was then it's also anonymous

[00:47:37] True so I don't know I don't know someone like recognize your handwriting or something

[00:47:42] I don't know like the chances would be slam you'd imagine yeah, yeah, but I mean these are

[00:47:46] This is a project it comes from a time when like people were still trying to find things to do with the internet didn't necessarily

[00:47:54] involve making money as like the most important thing

[00:47:57] I want to say probably the early odds were kind of the tail in the vet

[00:48:00] I want to say that my space was kind of like the wrecking ball that killed that dream

[00:48:05] Not necessarily maybe my space itself but other people that culture it let in a lot of other things are inspired other people to do stuff

[00:48:12] Well my space definitely was a for-for-for-of kind of putting advertising to these teenage feelings

[00:48:18] And we talked about it a little bit

[00:48:19] We talked about guy online about how advertising filtered its way into this thing that was like

[00:48:24] Just for teens and my space definitely was that same kind of vibe because I remember not liking it

[00:48:31] Because by the time I got to it

[00:48:34] It was already pretty corporate and that wasn't much longer after with you know, I first heard of it

[00:48:39] No, the real alternative kids hung out on live journal until it was bought by Yahoo

[00:48:44] I remember seeing my brother when he first started working at blogger right

[00:48:49] And then working at Google

[00:48:52] He was visiting uh

[00:48:53] He was in town for my our dad's

[00:48:55] 50th birthday

[00:48:57] The eighth birthday

[00:48:57] This is a weird story to tell

[00:48:59] Let go on my brother my brother's girlfriend

[00:49:02] We met through blogger because he handled whatever

[00:49:06] Her customer service tickets

[00:49:09] Yes, all right for better words are not together anymore me and her are still Facebook friends though

[00:49:14] Which is really weird. She posted like a real

[00:49:16] And I'm like I like she showed up like the top bar like under like the you know new post thing

[00:49:21] I'm like what the fuck yeah

[00:49:24] Like I just like me a post about uh

[00:49:28] Scott pilgrim would have been like an in-cell shooter. Oh, yeah, that's really funny

[00:49:33] You would have taken a belt fed to getting into our case

[00:49:37] Uh, a barcade barcade I don't think barcades are a terrible single thing

[00:49:41] But anyways

[00:49:41] But I remember like seeing there and telling them like I'm like fucking

[00:49:46] Junior maybe senior in high school. Mm-hmm. And just being like yeah

[00:49:49] I hate light journals as much of furries and kids as you

[00:49:53] Oh

[00:49:54] Yeah, that's a pre edgy statement coming from a 17 year old those probably wearing like a

[00:49:59] Transformers shirt or something

[00:50:01] No, no, I was wearing a bootleg white stripes

[00:50:04] Sure hell yeah, all right. Yeah

[00:50:09] Actually, you know what do you have a picture of I think I have a photo

[00:50:14] Being that it is a site about

[00:50:17] sharing secrets there are no shortage of

[00:50:21] Weird things that happened with it

[00:50:24] 2008

[00:50:25] Warren posted multiple email comments

[00:50:28] From viewers that attacked various secrets posted that week notably

[00:50:32] One from a parent insulting a teacher

[00:50:35] one from a call operator insulting a relative of a soldier

[00:50:39] And one from a would-be mother insulting a woman desperate to not get pregnant

[00:50:44] This revitalized previous discussions on whether or not commenting at all should be allowed on the secrets

[00:50:50] and I think

[00:50:52] It was wise to shut that shit down when you start inviting comments on something that yeah very personal like this

[00:50:59] I think that was wise so here's here's a photo

[00:51:05] That's actually I'm actually wearing a Malcolm X shirt and that and that's out in my relatives place in

[00:51:10] fucking

[00:51:11] Worshing to Missouri. Holy cow. Yeah long hair and skin. I said it died hair and that's not died

[00:51:16] No, no, that's just lighter than I had bleached blonde hair until I was about

[00:51:22] 18 okay

[00:51:23] I had like the sort of hair one why would go get my hair cut by any means this I see okay

[00:51:28] I think I was a different time but here's another one my sister found my brother is wearing

[00:51:32] One of the Abercrombie and bitch. My brother was a Buddhist, but he thought the

[00:51:37] This one the Abercromb like you know, like I think he had like the two wangs don't make it

[00:51:41] Oh, no, but he's like I don't know that's a pretty good pond

[00:51:46] No

[00:51:48] That's the bootleg white striped shh

[00:51:50] Okay, that's like my mean high school girlfriend borrowed one time and never never get

[00:51:57] Yeah, I at one point so it's funny you didn't go is that you because when people see foes of me when I'm like 17

[00:52:04] They're like who's that saying next to your dad? I'm like that's me and they're like no

[00:52:07] I clocked it right away. It was just the hair color that that fucked me up

[00:52:11] Yeah, I had fucking ball blonde hair and no one ever fucking believes them anyways

[00:52:16] Well, I do now having seen having seen photos but that era yeah

[00:52:21] I'm sorry to be naval gazing. Yeah, it's fun

[00:52:24] Yeah, post secret always I mean it was better than the right love our arms or so

[00:52:29] There's there was a lot like really pretentious stuff similar to this and post secret

[00:52:34] At least felt like a little bit less like a tilly on the tillion the wall song being played at fucking max volume in that

[00:52:41] Converbal a baron. Yeah, and I think part of it is also that

[00:52:45] Frank Warren never put ads on the site

[00:52:48] And so it didn't feel like your pain was being used to make money

[00:52:55] Even though eventually it would be in the form of like books because this guy's published

[00:53:00] several I think up to six now five or six books

[00:53:04] Collecting the various post secret posts the ones that he deems are like the really good ones

[00:53:09] Yeah, before I even thought to know any better

[00:53:13] My that was my wife's favorite site and I bought it. Oh, I know. I know. I know. She's doing some

[00:53:19] Hey, honey, do you talk that jpeg? Yeah, yeah, hey honey

[00:53:23] Do you want to see a world?

[00:53:25] Guys wear a scroll jack strap and he's uh he's got a saws off

[00:53:29] You never saw close to the head of the squirrel. I wonder what's good

[00:53:34] Yeah

[00:53:38] You see a guy would sing in the corner for 20 minutes. Yeah, not great

[00:53:43] They could have just cut the end of that one but it gives their real found footage

[00:53:47] Five the wreck sequel that no one wanted

[00:53:52] This really fucked me up. I didn't know this until today. I'm doing research on this

[00:53:56] But yeah in August of 2013

[00:53:59] One of the posts apparently contained a confession to a murder

[00:54:03] contained as its first secret a google map of a geographic area

[00:54:08] With the words I said she dumped me but really I dumped her and then imprints these body accompanied by a red arrow

[00:54:15] So reddit users

[00:54:18] They they're underwater pass their belly button and they said we've got a saw this crime what a scoop yeah

[00:54:26] I figured this out or else all my Funko pops are fake

[00:54:29] So they figured out it was a place nearby Chicago

[00:54:33] Got the Chicago PD involved the cops found nothing and as kind of expected

[00:54:39] homicide detectives investigated and

[00:54:43] The Chicago police said yeah, that's that was hoax

[00:54:45] That was the first and only time that's happened. I kind of expected that to happen way earlier

[00:54:50] I thought you know it's been it's been I imagine imagine Nick Bolin had gotten the whole of

[00:54:56] Boy, I'm sure there's a few I'm sure he's written at least one really funny said one

[00:55:01] That it's like who's going to tell the Chinese they're still bringing here's on the wrong

[00:55:08] Which is which is in the coal mullin yeah bit from uh oh for when he was doing the

[00:55:13] Not catalog yeah, yeah, some of those are pretty good

[00:55:15] I know

[00:55:19] I'm sure there was one that's like I'm Chinese and gay my uh

[00:55:26] I've been secretly adding butter to my fat friends weight loss

[00:55:31] Weight loss yeah exactly that feels like he's not looking that feels like a real post-secret post

[00:55:37] And uh, I feel bad for saying my Jewish friend was a bug so a year after it started if you I don't know if you remember this

[00:55:43] The band all American rejects the song dirty little secret. They're only hit

[00:55:48] I'm sure they had other hits

[00:55:51] To other people

[00:55:52] To me that was their only hit

[00:55:54] I'm sure there were others, but yeah, that was the big one

[00:55:56] That's the one that most people remember the video for that contains poster size post-secret posts

[00:56:04] Then those poster size ones were put in an exhibition with the Washington project for the arts

[00:56:10] They want a couple of bloggies which is not an award that I give any respect to so I'm walking away there

[00:56:16] I'm sorry the web log awards are you shitting me come on

[00:56:20] Come on. It's not the webbies really it really was it really was the odds

[00:56:26] Yeah, I thought blogging I found bloggy

[00:56:29] I think the kuda graw of anything where it's referenced in pop culture CSI did not one but two episodes

[00:56:44] With a post-secret like website one in CSI and why

[00:56:50] Where it was called secrets you and then CSI cyber

[00:56:55] Where it was called meafina

[00:56:58] Which was malgase for secret

[00:57:01] Huh secret

[00:57:03] This one well I kind of want to do this one just briefly at another time

[00:57:08] But it did inspire another one called snail mail my email

[00:57:12] Where people would send physical letters of emails that they was that's kind of an interesting take on that

[00:57:18] Kind of a weird thing, but yes

[00:57:20] six books

[00:57:22] The last one being ten years ago

[00:57:24] Yeah, I'm pretty much figured that had run its course

[00:57:27] I don't know how many different books you're gonna do, but yeah, I mean each one of them couple hundred

[00:57:31] You know a couple hundred pages

[00:57:33] He uh let's see here warrant his state of that he includes a secret of his own in the books

[00:57:39] His secret is not anonymous. He actually signs his

[00:57:44] He'll tag on frank

[00:57:46] Sometimes when we think we are keeping a secret

[00:57:49] The secret is actually keeping us

[00:57:52] Is that like Udo Kier from like

[00:57:55] That's booters on the

[00:57:58] Do a voice man

[00:58:01] So it's been translated into a bunch of different languages

[00:58:05] There's a there's a post-secret Kazakhstan which I love yeah in Norwegian let's see Spanish

[00:58:11] Portuguese German French

[00:58:14] Chinese

[00:58:15] Korean and

[00:58:17] There is an art project called secrete mdore

[00:58:20] Both Russian and English secrete mdore

[00:58:23] That's what I'm doing when I got nothing I when I'm at the home depot

[00:58:28] I forgot

[00:58:30] We are doing this as our subject to until I got here and uh is this I'm cracking I crack out because I was

[00:58:36] At the end of the day at work. I was a bullshit with a corker

[00:58:39] It's just uh

[00:58:40] Start saying to him in the in the offensive accent

[00:58:43] You can tell me anything you want man

[00:58:46] I'll give a shit. I'll keep secrets

[00:58:49] I

[00:58:50] It really blew his he's like the

[00:58:54] I was like yeah man you can tell me whatever you want man. I'll keep secrets. I'll give a shit like all right

[00:59:00] All right, he also asked me. I was doing after working out. I was like I think I'm gonna go home and take a fetch

[00:59:07] And he started not his head like yeah man. That's the place that's it

[00:59:11] It was like yeah dude like who's excited man. Oh yeah

[00:59:14] I'm like we're gonna work on this more for a couple hours. No fucking take one man. Let's go

[00:59:18] Can I get the green goblar out?

[00:59:20] Really really holds up the old John

[00:59:23] So let's see here this was 2007 when they did this Q&A

[00:59:27] He's asked what motivates people to post their secrets

[00:59:31] I believe that motives for mailing and secrets are complex

[00:59:34] Maybe someone wants to share a quick personal story about a sexual taboo or a funny experience

[00:59:40] Other postcards show painstaking detail and raw personal insight

[00:59:44] Some truly feel like confessions are poignant. Please to lost loved ones

[00:59:48] I think of each work as a piece of art, but I also see some as sacred objects used by the creators

[00:59:55] To find peace or greater self-acceptance which would be fine if you weren't selling books

[01:00:01] I'm sorry the minute you start selling something yeah

[01:00:05] You know

[01:00:06] It starts to become a suspect thing now

[01:00:09] People really do think that you know frank frank's work has

[01:00:14] Done some good and I can certainly see that

[01:00:17] Giving someone to say space to express things anonymously

[01:00:21] Has generally been for the benefit of mankind yeah, but it's the selling books

[01:00:26] You know, I mean like it's charging admission to the gallery

[01:00:28] You know there's there's just this little

[01:00:30] nagging part of my brain that can't let go

[01:00:33] The capitalism really finds its way the worm and everything and take away anything precious or good

[01:00:38] Out of it was

[01:00:40] The evil lurks in the heart of man. I think it's a $4.99 emission fee to see someone's bared soul

[01:00:49] Yeah, not weird maybe

[01:00:51] And that's just strange like yeah, that's what we I mean everything's a racist bond and make a buck man

[01:00:57] Unfortunately, that's just where we're at is yeah this thing post secret that you know

[01:01:02] I sometimes find a little obnoxious but I'll touch potentials. I have friend my early 20s

[01:01:08] And she have roommate

[01:01:10] She could not stand her roommates xboy from was a guy used to work with that previous job

[01:01:16] I would remember her coming in

[01:01:19] And being like that warm boy sticking this dick and crazy like like he's he don't know anybody like yeah, man

[01:01:25] Like she's really like attractive. It's a cute haircut

[01:01:28] But like she couldn't even be in the store for five minutes without like making people just do like this age

[01:01:34] Mm-hmm. Yeah

[01:01:36] I mean even like the guys that I worked with that were complete

[01:01:40] Fucking scumbags fuck anything the move for like I don't do that

[01:01:44] Like yeah, like that boy that boys go and like wake up one day and find like a dead dog in his front yard

[01:01:50] Right and I always got the vibe that she probably that this roommate would been like a big post secret type girl because I remember

[01:01:58] Her apparently like her my oh or like her

[01:02:03] Montreux was something along lines of like I feel in every sense of the word

[01:02:08] Okay, yeah, but you got like pro turf pain. Ah

[01:02:13] Yes, like a Monroe

[01:02:15] You're saying like yeah, but I think I actually made like even a fake blog spot like a fake blog spot

[01:02:22] To like make fun of her and like send it to my friend. She's like oh my gosh. She ever saw this she would absolutely kill you

[01:02:28] Like don't say it because I really think she yeah, probably literally

[01:02:32] She might have someone that would run me off the road right and like do like the roll the window down thing

[01:02:38] And I'd be like I guess I got rolling. Oh no, this is a terrible idea

[01:02:42] Yeah, through the door of my eight-eight Toyota family with a luggage wrap

[01:02:48] Just throttle yeah, yeah wow post secret

[01:02:53] Yeah, who can say whether it was a good or bad thing? It's like drunk driving. Yeah

[01:03:00] Exactly right. I know it causes people to get hurt but it's also the only reason some folks get the work on ties

[01:03:06] Absolutely right so what are we doing here chief? What we're doing here is what we always do Brian shocked on J-Pain

[01:03:14] Now the moment you all been waiting for

[01:03:18] Shock dot J-P-G

[01:03:21] This one kids in

[01:03:23] Sandbox now

[01:03:26] Now the kids in sandbox is yet another flash video

[01:03:30] Which is it was the thing to do at the time

[01:03:32] Which is where you would put up an offensive video give it a unique URL and send people there

[01:03:37] One of the guys of it being something either wholesome or really fucked up and then gauge their reaction to it

[01:03:43] Or you'd just trick them into clicking it

[01:03:45] This year is a gentleman having a vibrator shoved into his urethra repeatedly

[01:03:53] Growning in pain slash pleasure and the actress

[01:03:57] Seeming to relish the task. Yes

[01:03:59] Looks like it looks like a sandwich from doing

[01:04:04] Yeah, this was this was the prototype for the uh the the pop the popcorn

[01:04:10] He just like took a mold of it. Yeah

[01:04:13] This is this is upsetting. Yeah, this isn't like a dainty vibrator either

[01:04:17] This is like the kind that like your great aunt used to like get her rocks off

[01:04:23] Yeah, I mean it's it's a very classics

[01:04:25] I mean it came it came in cellophane

[01:04:27] From the five-and-dime for the cute it was proven the cure

[01:04:32] Historia well yeah, it was definitely a very very old school

[01:04:36] That by the way kids in sandbox also was that the whole video? That was it. Oh, I'm really

[01:04:42] It's very short um, you know, it's funny. It was terrible. I was like I could go for 10 more seconds. Yeah

[01:04:47] I got what happens

[01:04:50] Well, it's like one of those things but I'm already ever in for a penny in for a pound

[01:04:53] Yeah, you're kind of something but how terrible can it get that's it

[01:04:58] I mean is there like a guy in the corgis eaten like chicken wings?

[01:05:01] Just being like, yo, that's weird. Yeah, that's shit's fucked up

[01:05:04] Yeah, um this was created in 1999 which was the thing I did not know courtesy of the screamer wiki

[01:05:09] 1999 long shock hosted it various other places did as well, but yes, it is from a

[01:05:15] 2000 porno film wait

[01:05:18] If it was ho it was created in 19 screamer wiki line to me

[01:05:22] Get your shit together anyway

[01:05:24] It looks like you guys were a victim of a wiki vandal

[01:05:27] This is from a porno called the new freaks of nature

[01:05:30] Which does which does for some reason have an IMDB page

[01:05:35] erad fontana as bald man

[01:05:38] Second, I don't know it only cuts off uh segment grand canyon

[01:05:43] I think that is the one. Yeah grand canyon. I think that is that's that's the gentleman

[01:05:48] Heather Lynn the mute Heather Lynn is the adult film star mentioned here

[01:05:55] The only new freaks of nature is the porno that this came from and yes the gentleman in question could take

[01:06:02] That sounds like a new metal tour it kind of does come see seven dust is the all new freaks of

[01:06:09] your tour

[01:06:12] Head P E

[01:06:14] Mind this self indulgence

[01:06:17] They would be on the they would be freaks of nature to corn corn would be on that tour

[01:06:22] Basically osfest from 99 onward, but yeah

[01:06:26] God lives underwater. Hey there you go

[01:06:28] They were a new well band, but they they they kind of fit in with that

[01:06:33] Everyone jokes about that bath. I thought they had a cool. I like them

[01:06:36] I liked when they did a thing with self called um

[01:06:39] Wired all wrong, but that's a whole another talking about obscure mid 90s alternative bands

[01:06:44] Yeah, but boy

[01:06:46] They're released for different sites that try to capitalize on this video trying to freak people out and yeah kids

[01:06:51] And full video if we if we really want to watch it

[01:06:56] Okay, do we dare is it X hamster leaks? He knows the highest quality of spot. All right

[01:07:02] All right, you know what just for you

[01:07:06] No, oh it has subtitles Spanish subtitles 15 minutes. I can't wait that long. Yeah, um

[01:07:15] Man, this really is a different era of pornography like we're taking our time here

[01:07:18] We're saying the scene five minutes in a guy with probably possibly the most tankill ass in the world

[01:07:25] Well, you're gonna put that dildo in my urethra

[01:07:30] But my urethra ain't peggy peggy my urethra ain't so narrow anymore. That's right and that's what he did to fix it

[01:07:37] So it starts with their fingers. Oh

[01:07:40] Yeah, I've seen this yeah, that's that you know what I'm good. I've seen enough

[01:07:44] No, you okay? All right, we have oh, oh she

[01:07:50] She lost her contact. I got to realize that she's also got the French

[01:07:54] The French the French nails

[01:08:04] Oh, this is so vulgar

[01:08:09] Oh

[01:08:12] She puts her nipple in there you run out of things hall and we put

[01:08:15] Let me put the cat tail on there. Oh

[01:08:19] The we've got and then she pinches the head over her nipple so that the head of his penis is pinching her nipple

[01:08:25] And then okay now sit

[01:08:27] Now she's directing way too much of this I don't know

[01:08:29] Okay, now okay put the yeah now put the pillow under you okay, no, okay, she's pedaling she's got the uh

[01:08:36] The thigh highs on Jesus Christ the yeah the massive boots and all that okay

[01:08:42] She's like a key holder chase

[01:08:48] Yeah, he's really going to town. He's going he's doing the eating the watermelon dance there and

[01:08:54] I'm gonna skip the head just a little cuz here comes okay

[01:08:58] See me saw that's it already see but it continues

[01:09:03] She's like she's like she's using a juicer yeah, she's pushing with her palm of her hand like let's get that

[01:09:09] Oh, no, no, she's been oh yeah

[01:09:12] Oh guys like she's using a bottle brush her face is like yes this is fucking weird but I'm enjoying this

[01:09:19] Yeah, I mean she got paid at least 75 bucks

[01:09:22] And they'll give her a ride the whatever bus stop she needs to go to okay

[01:09:27] We're pouring Lou directly Jesus Christ this guy's poor dick. I'm sorry if it's real now that's that's my main question

[01:09:34] Is this real and of course because it's a early 2000s the annoying

[01:09:40] Eurobeat is overshadowing any dialogues you can't hear what they're saying

[01:09:48] Don't wait until the base of his hog that's what makes me think it's not real

[01:09:53] That makes me think it's some prosthetic see he's covering it in this way

[01:09:58] Like I've never I've never done that position both hands yeah no

[01:10:03] Because there's also seems to be like some the sack

[01:10:06] Well, there's also some darkness some dark line there very weird very odd. Oh, no maybe just as a bad tan

[01:10:13] Maybe see that right there

[01:10:16] A little pudge yeah between his thumb and the base

[01:10:21] Yeah, yeah, the only thing you can hear is them going

[01:10:27] The bad euro beat

[01:10:33] Okay, is there he speaking similar get over there and let me come on you okay, okay

[01:10:38] But then she takes her time like okay. All right. Let me just I guess I guess we'll have to gauge about

[01:10:43] I know this is a real money show that's the that's the rule yeah

[01:10:47] It's a little excessive yeah there it is there's the fake gush okay see

[01:10:52] There's a volume and consistency issue that I have with this that's all I'm saying it's too much

[01:10:58] And you're looking at the inflexibility. It's not been like real flesh now it's it's it's that's a shame

[01:11:06] It's like we found out that like Santa isn't

[01:11:09] I

[01:11:10] I don't know what it is I just and of course the comments here are gonna be like

[01:11:15] Here's actress name anyone

[01:11:20] Yup, it's fake I found the guy on other porn vid and his thing look nothing like that

[01:11:28] fake or not. This is hot as fuck

[01:11:32] Not really, but all right

[01:11:34] Hey, you know what to eat your own cook or chaser 997

[01:11:39] I click click another page a comments oh that's oh god okay

[01:11:44] Fake or not first time I saw it a bl- I blew a number of hot loads

[01:11:49] By O'Nan's automaton uh bear facts with a Z

[01:11:55] I was British. Yeah, it's from England definitely not real

[01:11:58] He can't do anything with his cock if either him or her isn't holding the base of it in case it comes off see

[01:12:05] See I'm glad I'm glad we're not the only ones here there user 22 anyone know where I can find that track

[01:12:10] It kind of slaps to be honest

[01:12:15] The cock is fake by dom excel says b3 delta I want this to happen to me

[01:12:22] Ha ha ha

[01:12:23] Dwayne 723

[01:12:25] Dude this shit still leaves me so fucking amorous. I don't even have to jerk to come when I see her doing those these extraordinary things three

[01:12:35] exclamation

[01:12:36] four years ago

[01:12:39] I hope dwayne wherever you are that you're still

[01:12:42] Not having to jerk to come that's nice. That's nice for you

[01:12:46] So happy for you open the fridge and seeing your favorite flavor of ice cream. It's right

[01:12:50] Yeah, it's just so so great wow

[01:12:52] Very hot so hot this makes me horny bio hazard from bio hazard

[01:12:59] 1337 so bio hazard lead yeah six was a five or six years ago

[01:13:06] Yeah dragon writer triple six says the noises they made were phony the amount he came was fake

[01:13:13] It looked like milk not come thank you dragon writer triple six

[01:13:17] My thoughts exactly well. I do gotta say I am glad I'm out the only one who immediately thought fake when I saw

[01:13:25] Spirien's angles in the old new freaks of nature video the new freaks the new freaks the horny boys that won't sell down wow

[01:13:34] Wow look at those look at these ladies

[01:13:37] Oh, is anyone else bow ties starting to spin

[01:13:40] My eyes are bulging out and I'm going a woo god

[01:13:42] Yeah, I've turned into a wolf man

[01:13:48] So it's time for the breathman brain

[01:13:50] It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show is time for the breath

[01:13:57] Boy oh boy. I think it's the first time we've had one that we've uh

[01:14:01] That we've experienced together simultaneously in a while

[01:14:05] Any minute now

[01:14:07] Anytime you feel like coming back to the show

[01:14:13] Really

[01:14:19] Anyway, that's all I got it's one that we've uh we did together

[01:14:23] Hell divers to Brian. Yeah, man. Uh you know what?

[01:14:28] Did I team kill you a bunch of times?

[01:14:30] The player almost threw my fucking controller

[01:14:34] I am so bad at this game

[01:14:36] It's ridiculous because I played with puppies

[01:14:39] Yeah, and have not had tk problems. I have not accidentally tk'd anyone

[01:14:45] And any sort of like blatant like I am bad game sort of way yeah you however we have a great device to have our teeth run

[01:14:54] Getting back to the end of the of the mission

[01:14:58] You teak me and then got yourself killed me didn't have any respawn was just the worst

[01:15:04] Yeah, but we had like done this really magnificent thing

[01:15:07] And you just like just it was like almost you just like I'm just gonna kill Brian. No

[01:15:12] No

[01:15:13] Come on believe in democracy yeah, I just I

[01:15:17] I'm very very bad at the game but I'm getting better thankfully

[01:15:21] For those of you don't know hell divers too is essentially starship troopers

[01:15:25] But with also killer robots as well

[01:15:27] But like the tone is very american nationalism in space

[01:15:33] Apparently apparently some people don't get to get the joke

[01:15:36] No, this is great. I could be a space fascist right

[01:15:41] We're gonna make all the whole galaxy an ethno state like no no no no no no

[01:15:46] Did you see the video of the guys are playing and one dude's just like on the mic being like you know maybe

[01:15:52] Oh, the bad guys

[01:15:55] The bugs don't really offer us any harmal reactions destroying their society and one guy goes that sounds like trees and how's like trees

[01:16:02] And then he's open fire. Yeah, it's like both on

[01:16:04] See these unludged their clips on was a husk of a body. I'm like see that's funny

[01:16:09] Yeah

[01:16:10] I mean and there is some stuff if you go on certain missions like there's a there's a mission about shutting down a legal broadcast

[01:16:17] And some of them when you go and you

[01:16:20] If you don't just blow up the the transmission station if you actually watch whatever's on screen

[01:16:25] It's stuff like the bugs we're reusing them for fuel or like there's some some interesting stuff kind of behind the scenes

[01:16:31] But over I put probably five or six hours into it and it's really fun

[01:16:37] I think I'm sitting at

[01:16:40] Nine and a half yeah, yeah, I think the other night like I was about

[01:16:44] The turn in for the evening and like you log in and I'm like

[01:16:48] So I know if I play with you on the up for another two hours. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah, he's probably not probably not good for you

[01:16:53] Yeah, but yeah playing with puppies most of the time

[01:16:56] I'm

[01:16:57] I'm in the back section just collecting shit and like oh, it's time to throw some things. Yeah

[01:17:03] I would say it's probably up there with destiny where like the competency of

[01:17:07] Of randos that you play with is actually pretty decent

[01:17:10] Yeah, and I think part of it comes down to also that you can select your difficulty

[01:17:13] That's a big part like if I'm feeling like I'm not feeling so confident

[01:17:17] I can bump it down to medium and I'm good, you know

[01:17:20] But if I go hard or challenging

[01:17:23] That's when I start

[01:17:25] King people want accident is like panic

[01:17:29] And I'm also trying to play on this thing which is it not bad. It's an 8-bit dough. It's the

[01:17:33] I originally bought it for a switch, but it's it's nice little for in fact if for PC. It's pretty good

[01:17:38] Yeah, I actually use my Xbox controller. We're right because they're compatible, right?

[01:17:43] Actually, this is really works. I really could I'd use my ps4 controller

[01:17:47] Okay, previously like before I had the Xbox

[01:17:49] Pretty decent yeah, we're pretty good. That's how I played destiny a lot button mapping is a little weird though

[01:17:54] So it like it'll still show you Xbox inputs and like no, this not the right button. No

[01:17:59] some games some games will have the

[01:18:02] Um the proper and the proper yeah some of the proper button labels by never try it with the Xbox controller

[01:18:09] And I was just like let me give this a shot like my when you were like I want it's good. I'm like okay

[01:18:15] And I'm like oh shit. This is actually kind of fun. It's like EDF Earth Defense 4th

[01:18:22] A little less shitty. Oh absolutely. Yeah, I

[01:18:26] I hadn't even thought about EDF in a long time, but yeah, you're right it definitely has that

[01:18:30] I have a couple EDF games on the 360

[01:18:33] Yeah, I'm sure worth the ridiculous amount of money to someone else. Oh yeah

[01:18:37] Someone's out there collecting those and gosh the last one

[01:18:40] I must have played would have been on this the Dreamcast

[01:18:43] Because you know, it's kind of a series that's not really changed a lot in the past. No, you're sure that

[01:18:48] The Xbox one the first one that came out I bought the blockbuster

[01:18:53] I worked after like five bucks used right because nobody was was but it's so janky

[01:18:59] It's so shit. It's so low budget

[01:19:01] But the core gameplay loop is somehow so sad as fun and I think that's kind of a similar

[01:19:07] chemistry that held divers is like this isn't reinventing the wheel

[01:19:12] No, there's something really satisfying about a lot of this stuff that they're doing the gameplay loop feels good

[01:19:18] Some people also have been comparing it to Melger solid five

[01:19:21] Which I haven't read any of these articles but it's a spiritual successor to the to the gameplay loop of of Melger solid five

[01:19:29] I don't know about that, but it's I mean, it's fun

[01:19:32] And if you're saying it's fun like Melger solid five is fun then yes

[01:19:36] Yeah, I think that's more where they're coming from and I think there's specifically maybe one or two movements sets that

[01:19:41] Feel ripped straight from that because the the bit where you dive obviously it's a big part of the gameplay held divers right in there

[01:19:47] But when you dive to the ground

[01:19:49] I was reminded of one of this the movement options for snake and Melger solid five where you can dive and then

[01:19:55] Immediately turn in fire that is something that kind of feels similar

[01:20:00] Calling down weapons. That was a thing Melger solid five did, you know

[01:20:03] So I mean there's a few I can kind of see it but boy overall

[01:20:07] It's a very different beast. Obviously, it's an online only multiplayer or you can play single player online but boy

[01:20:14] Only thing beyond medium and you're trying to do solos

[01:20:16] You got to be really good and I am not

[01:20:19] Yeah, you can get a squad of four you can go help other teams out

[01:20:23] It's got a lot of those sticky multiplayer things kind of like

[01:20:27] Trying to think of what games were squad based where you can kind of just jump in and help other people and then off the top

[01:20:32] My headache I'm drawn a blank yeah destiny is like joining a fire team in the middle of a middle of a mission

[01:20:39] But unlike destiny it's permanently third person you can put yourself in first for certain stuff but

[01:20:45] Not recommended because you will feel division is way off and you're not gonna be able to see stuff coming in and boy

[01:20:52] Very fun game and not that expensive. I think I was able to get with

[01:20:57] A season pass for like on their fitness. I was gonna say yeah

[01:21:00] I mean a lot of the stuff that you can get which I really appreciate it can be gotten through grinding some levels

[01:21:06] So yeah, that's nice some of the season pass stuff. I've gotten hasn't been super useful just yet

[01:21:11] I got like a magnum. That's really fun

[01:21:14] The stuff that's really good isn't further into the season pass right and I just haven't been playing that much because like

[01:21:20] Life spent a little fucking crazy same

[01:21:23] Yeah, I'm looking forward maybe diving into it for a little bit this weekend if you like to join me

[01:21:26] Yeah

[01:21:29] Did you ask me to see fucking doing with me or not brother? I got my wedding anniversary this weekend

[01:21:33] Which means I'm going to which mean I know

[01:21:36] That's you know what that's not bad idea

[01:21:38] I'm going to see all going to treeo on Sunday and then I'm driving the mortal beach on Monday. So that's right

[01:21:43] Yeah, so it's gonna be a hectic bit of a weekend. I understand. I would love to you know me

[01:21:47] I love me some space sand movies

[01:21:51] I love me some villian you

[01:21:53] I love uh, did you see the the fucking conserve of the fucking knob? Oh, it was like had the fucking the ugliest baby

[01:22:01] Oh

[01:22:03] I'm talking about right someone to someone screen capped and focus on the baby just put

[01:22:10] My desert. Yeah my arachis

[01:22:13] my

[01:22:16] Oh boy endless amount of dude two memes and I'm loving that

[01:22:19] I'm so good. I felt like we didn't get on as many of those for the first one

[01:22:24] I don't know a maybe that was you know

[01:22:26] That just when it when it came out came out, you know the pandemic. Yeah early days the pandemic and um

[01:22:32] I think people were kind of vied on on whether or not that was a good movie

[01:22:36] Like my brother is a big fan of the original text and he felt that some of the themes were left out

[01:22:41] Pickley's stuff that's related to like environmentalism

[01:22:45] Which is not at all hinted in either movie. I don't think outside of just like yeah seems bad or

[01:22:53] So for him some of the court stuff that he really liked about the books is not present sure

[01:22:58] But for me who felt like I wasn't a cool enough nerdery dude in high school. Yeah

[01:23:04] It's been a really great way to enjoy this material

[01:23:07] Well, I mean I hadn't read it until the first one had come out

[01:23:11] It was one of those things were like oh it's 700 pages

[01:23:14] There's 15 of these fucking books and half of them weren't written by the original author

[01:23:18] And I don't know if I want to really get into this and I read the first book and went you know what I'm good

[01:23:23] I don't want to read anymore, but I get why people like it. I don't know which ones are in one order either

[01:23:29] But yeah this for me this text that was and it felt

[01:23:35] Incessible yeah

[01:23:37] Yeah, as a teenager is like oh okay, I get to see it and I see what people like about it

[01:23:43] Yeah, cuz I was put off by Lynch's dude as much as I like David Lynch as a filmmaker

[01:23:47] I saw that as a teen in my well maybe this isn't for me

[01:23:51] Well

[01:23:52] There's also

[01:23:54] The argument that all of the studio meddling yeah, and David would tell you that himself

[01:24:00] I think pretty much everyone's only the studio kind of ruined that movie and people have always that apparently asked him is

[01:24:05] You know is there like the the David Lynch cut and he's like well, you know if I if I could right no

[01:24:10] There isn't anyone tells you they have his lying and you know, right

[01:24:14] You know fucking in popcorn now but old stuffed woody woodpecker

[01:24:20] You would do that. He's such a weird old man. I love him other than that what you been up to you

[01:24:25] That took photos of otoboke beaver. Oh some else man, you know, I just I would just love

[01:24:31] Have a better hit rate of actually having a faux pass while I show up yeah

[01:24:35] And have it like I hate having the bother the people I know there

[01:24:39] And being like hey, I don't know why I have a fucking faux pass

[01:24:42] I've had really long fucking day man

[01:24:44] So I need to know if I'm going home or not

[01:24:47] I'm like can you help me

[01:24:49] I think some people realize like oh this add some asshole music photographer

[01:24:53] If the guy that books the fucking room is sending people to be like why the fuck doesn't he have a faux pass like maybe

[01:24:59] Don't fucking with the wrong one yeah

[01:25:02] Yeah

[01:25:04] If I've been doing this for 14 years, I you would hope I know people yeah one would hope it was a lot fun

[01:25:11] And once I mean gosh how many times if I talk about shooting at the page or in Del Mar hall

[01:25:14] I'm like yeah after the the insurmountable bullshit that I encountered at the box office. It was a great time

[01:25:21] Yeah, it's it speaks in valleys, you know

[01:25:24] Roozer queen opened up to show

[01:25:27] I think the last time my foecraft them was a diarrhea plant show. Oh wow

[01:25:32] At off-proway I want to say like 2015 a lot of time ago and it was like I am

[01:25:38] You know, I was I was telling my girlfriend about this

[01:25:41] But there's a really funny story

[01:25:43] We were down at the RF team music awards me and some friends

[01:25:48] You're up in the little VIP area down there in the Grove

[01:25:52] And Jason Morgan were there and I was not talking with Jason Morgan at that time

[01:25:58] And you didn't know this no and you invited them over to the tape. Hey, what's up?

[01:26:02] And that comes to doubt us and we're

[01:26:05] Jason Morgan and like me and my friends are all looking each other like nah, it's not

[01:26:11] I'm clueless. I don't know

[01:26:14] Oh, that was the time where I was such a fucking pariah for shit that I didn't even do or use it

[01:26:19] I'm just like a puppy dog. I'm like you're my friend and you're my friend. Let's get to friends together

[01:26:24] I mean like you be I mean like a year ago like these are feet

[01:26:27] I mean I like gone the carbon-dale with Jason for shows

[01:26:30] Yeah, yeah, you photographed bruiser queen and like photographed so many other shows

[01:26:34] And I was you know pretty tight with Morgan Jason

[01:26:37] And then after all the the bullshit that ruined my life didn't really talk to him that much and

[01:26:42] kind of weird like walking by Morgan and like he's like oh hey, Sutter

[01:26:46] And I'm like hey

[01:26:48] And then like after their set was grabbing like Morgan has a fantastic voice. Yeah, and uh

[01:26:52] She she apparently almost was

[01:26:55] She did try out for the voice that I think was like a level or two away from being like on TV

[01:27:00] Which is a fucking sham because she really has oh yeah, I mean even her solo

[01:27:06] Actually especially her solo work where she really belt it

[01:27:10] But oh yeah, god that fucking when she was doing solo stuff and like Jason had like little Cassio Keith

[01:27:16] Yeah, hey, that stuff was great

[01:27:18] But they play a great show and I was like kind of like thinking like wow you know 10 years ago

[01:27:22] There they've been like fucking three dozen bands that could open up to this show

[01:27:25] But now you know everyone's so fucking back buying and showing you on each other that like

[01:27:30] That's pretty much all this is weird to think there used to be all these weird like garage rock bands in St. Louis

[01:27:36] And now this is like bruiser queen and that's it. That's it good on them for sticking it out because

[01:27:42] I mean, I wish I wish the brain stems were still around well. Yeah, I mean fuck brain stems blind

[01:27:48] I mean, I could go on a huge list about guys. I wish we're still around

[01:27:51] But like sure but like they play great set the crowd liked them like Morgan came up and they say things were taken photos and I'm like

[01:27:58] Sure, I was just kind of just warming up

[01:28:01] However, then the next band was a band from Korea called

[01:28:06] drinking girls and boys club okay

[01:28:09] And they were super fucking fun all girl group

[01:28:14] They had just like I don't speak Korean I came in I know a little bit of Japanese just from being a fucking weirdo

[01:28:21] Yeah, it's really just on the same level of kitchen Spanish where like I don't

[01:28:26] I don't know what's being spoke about in the really I can't understand what's

[01:28:31] The nature of what's been like oh, they're talking about

[01:28:34] Food or they're talking are they're pissed off about you know someone stepped on their shoes

[01:28:39] Or something like yeah, you can catch the vibe sure. Yeah, but Korean is a little dense from me in that respect

[01:28:45] So I can't really speak of anything about their their lyricism right Japanese and Korean punk

[01:28:49] Always just has like a little bit more upbeat weirdness to it. Yeah

[01:28:53] Which um like it's not unfamiliar to me as a saint Lewis and because apparently we are one of the homes of of this new genre of punk called egg punk

[01:29:02] Which uh which is like really weird to see like lumping the dumpers

[01:29:06] Which is a guy who hasn't done music in like five or six years anything's now like a spanish teacher is being like this

[01:29:12] Originally of like weird low-fi like punk music and it's like

[01:29:16] But he martin's a great guy and like every single bit of fucking merch

[01:29:19] You ever put out sold out yeah barely to anyone saint Lewis which is the hallmark of when you're actually a good musician

[01:29:25] St. Louis is one like

[01:29:27] Is like when no one comes to see your show

[01:29:30] But you go play Chicago and like you're a fucking superstar, but you come back to saint Lewis and it's like

[01:29:36] No, you're not cool enough to open up for the people's temple. Yeah

[01:29:41] She is or are uh the or well

[01:29:46] Anyways, but they were great. They were super fucking fun. I like fun

[01:29:51] Just there's just some different and like I post some facebook

[01:29:54] They're like I sometimes remember the punk rock. There's a whole world of punk rock out there

[01:29:58] There isn't a bunch of fucking she white dudes that look like they stepped into the machine with the fly

[01:30:03] With like an old fucking use oil filter. Yeah, yeah cuz boy. There's a lot of fucking cramudge in like

[01:30:10] Like fake male feminists dudes

[01:30:13] Like fucking necktats and they always they have they they ride their fixies and their moats run because they got to be DUIs

[01:30:23] They owe every person they've ever dated at least a thousand dollars

[01:30:26] You know but they're like but man they're fucking stand up dude man. Yeah, yeah you see him get you see them show up in first in and uh right

[01:30:32] Throw shit the cops is in run away when all the black people start getting maced and the rest of man

[01:30:36] That's real fucking punk rock. It's fucking that's that's fucking pacing the stage

[01:30:40] Man, I'm telling people like when they don't fucked up because I went to your schools

[01:30:44] Like the only like real punk rock people that I still think are legit are like

[01:30:49] The most normal people that you'll ever see in real life

[01:30:52] But then they get on stage and they're fucking demons like

[01:30:56] Like uh there's this guy Nicholas and his wife who uh

[01:31:00] Her day job is like making buttons

[01:31:03] But then she's in this like

[01:31:05] fucking riot girl fucking kill everything and I'm like hell yeah

[01:31:10] And like yeah, I'm hung out with you in your backyard

[01:31:15] And because it's big angry band like a lot of people like that. We're very sweet very like since yeah

[01:31:20] You would never see them then they go on stage and it's like

[01:31:24] They're like ripping pages out of a bay cracker book and saying yeah, I was gay. Yeah

[01:31:29] Like all right. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, you saved that shit for the stage. You know

[01:31:33] But yeah, so uh

[01:31:35] Bokey beaver. Yeah, it's fucking great. I was the only photographer

[01:31:38] There's set started and I just realized like I don't

[01:31:42] I don't know what the fuck to expect right

[01:31:44] Excuse me. I didn't have time to really do as much research on the bands

[01:31:48] I wanted to like I need known some stuff over the years from listening to them

[01:31:52] But like I need the I never I usually like sit down like I read some interviews

[01:31:56] Get the new record like my life's been fucking stupid crazy lately

[01:31:59] But they were fucking amazing the first three songs

[01:32:02] We're really fucking short. So I was like bust in my ass

[01:32:06] Their tour manager who's also their PR guy was really adamant at like no cameras after the first three songs

[01:32:13] Which all of the photographers in Chicago apparently did not hear too because they've all got these amazing fucking foes from the crowd

[01:32:21] Um, but that's like but that's like St. Louis man

[01:32:23] Like if you really like if you're in a fucking B market

[01:32:27] Like St. Louis

[01:32:29] Half of your time like doing research for something you're photographing that nice seem like what the photographers in Chicago

[01:32:35] Nashville whatever yeah, what they got to do

[01:32:37] They see you see these amazing beautiful

[01:32:40] Fucking foes and then you know you're like I'm just gonna get red light. Yeah

[01:32:43] I'm not gonna have half of that Dost Races will like that the firebird where like I saw where they were playing at Chicago

[01:32:48] They did like Lincoln Hall amazing fucking photos. Oh, it's great. Amazing light. Yeah, and then St. Louis

[01:32:52] I mean, it was the fucking room. I was the house photographer of red light anyways

[01:32:57] Anyways, but anyways, oh to Bokebeaver fucking amazing. It was like this weird blend of

[01:33:04] hyperpunk

[01:33:06] Little bits of hardcore mm-hmm

[01:33:08] And also like a little bit J-pop in there the main vocalist she kind of looks like a like an upper middle class like

[01:33:15] Salary man's wife a little bit like a little bit like she's got good skin because she doesn't go outside

[01:33:22] But like the guitar player is like a live wire the drummer is like a

[01:33:26] A little weird in a great way and the bass player just like is stoic like the whole entire time like she's just like yeah

[01:33:34] When the problems with St. Louis crowds as we love to get drunk

[01:33:39] And fucking ruin the show

[01:33:41] and

[01:33:43] One of those things where I realized that I was off to the side

[01:33:47] Because they're like playing being kind of playful. Oh, those shut up and well St. Louis is a beautiful town

[01:33:52] Let me talk

[01:33:55] You know forest park and

[01:33:57] You know all this stuff um and people kept yelling and I was like oh she's actually legitimately

[01:34:02] This isn't the bit anymore. This isn't like the back and forth that this band does yeah as part of their literally saying shut the fuck up

[01:34:08] Fuck up and let me talk and I'm like oh these people have never been to a King Kong show

[01:34:13] His King Kong will call you every fucking dirty like oh, I bet you I bet you like fucking aerial pink you fucking

[01:34:20] Redneck like it like King Kong is one of these scariest motherfuckers you will ever see on the stage

[01:34:25] If you told me yeah, the King Kong

[01:34:28] once put a bag over someone's head

[01:34:31] And then push them into a bathtub and turn the hot water on and kept their head down there as

[01:34:39] I believe it yeah, well what do you think the King Kong was gonna do? Yeah

[01:34:45] Yeah, that's what amused me. I don't know if you remember this but when tiktok started becoming a thing in the US

[01:34:52] One of the most used sounds was loved you so yeah

[01:34:56] For whatever fucking reason

[01:34:58] That was like a default sound was King Kong the shrines love you so or as King Kong barbecue show

[01:35:04] Oh was barbecue show. Yeah every time we would see a video with that sound like you guys know

[01:35:09] Like this is a guy that hates technology a fucking crazy man. Yeah, absolutely fucking is like oh

[01:35:15] Yeah, cuz I would like put King Kong on it like jobs

[01:35:18] I was working like warehouse jobs and like there will always be like some dude being like this

[01:35:22] Dude shit reminds me of like fucking stacks records man like Sam and Dave and shit. I'm like actually

[01:35:27] It's two Indian dudes from Canada. They're both like six foot seven and they could beat your ass

[01:35:34] I told one guy he would beat your ass. Yeah for saying that

[01:35:39] No, no, no, I told this guy one time big muscle dude

[01:35:42] I'm like this guy would beat your ass. He's like I don't think so I'm like you don't know yeah

[01:35:47] Like your muscles are for show man. You can't even lift shit

[01:35:50] Like this dude this dude with wipe your fucking ass on the floor

[01:35:55] You've been to some shows where you're like shut the fuck yeah people in the crowd who are also shit face are going

[01:36:01] Shut the fuck I mean like it was one of those things were like security guards like a fight about the breakout

[01:36:05] I thought a fucking fight was about to break out when I saw Tori Amos

[01:36:08] Tori Amos yeah, and there's people

[01:36:12] In the nose bleeds rum sitting

[01:36:15] I'm like this is the quiet part of

[01:36:19] Of a song off the end of boys payle shut the fuck up

[01:36:24] This is putting your damage on the end of the record. This is she's doing a thing here man. Yeah, yeah stop

[01:36:32] Been to a few shows like that unfortunately have been that person a few shows

[01:36:38] It's not my fault that someone put Tim and Eric on the TV by the bar

[01:36:43] And Jared Gore Bell from the IRA title was apparently seeing like the sad song he ever wrote

[01:36:49] And it's like the synco toilet year. Oh no

[01:36:54] So I get to buy me this bartender Kyle like

[01:37:01] snuck in a ball of some shlaffly Imperial stout diet age for a couple years now like I'm I don't have any better

[01:37:08] I'm gonna this fucking this is gonna be a quiet show. This brings him to me a cop and get lit

[01:37:11] And it'll be better than him not making eight tips and the the fucking the the fake shit

[01:37:17] Just splattering all over the year and all coming out of the funnel over the

[01:37:21] And like just fucking lost it and Jared Gore Bell like pauses his song

[01:37:27] And he's like really guys. I know Tim and Eric super funny, but this is like a really meaningful sucked to me

[01:37:33] And like I've met Jared's a super sweet individual. It was like one of those things where like I actually like this guy

[01:37:39] I don't necessarily like care for his music

[01:37:42] But I think he's a good dude and I like I still like I feel bad but like

[01:37:47] But we fucking lost it. I mean I would do yeah

[01:37:51] And

[01:37:53] You know this guy used to pork kelios board and I had I had a insane crush on kelios board without a teenager

[01:38:05] I just upset this guy

[01:38:07] Yeah, yeah, you just have that like oh no, what have I done?

[01:38:10] Yeah, but anyways the okbokey beaver was super fucking cool

[01:38:14] And um it was one of those shows where like you go on social media afterwards

[01:38:18] And you realize like half the people you're friends with on Facebook were there

[01:38:22] But you didn't fucking see any of them. That's wild. Anyways, I was a super fucking great uh show

[01:38:27] Hopefully the riot will be up soon fantastic most of my weekends is gonna be riding and adding

[01:38:32] I still have I still haven't finished fucking blonde right?

[01:38:34] Because life's been so fucking crazy

[01:38:36] I've felt about the Maddie Diaz last Thursday

[01:38:39] She has played with a bunch of famous people and

[01:38:43] I didn't realize she had been around for a minute

[01:38:45] But apparently this is like her first time playing st. Louis and

[01:38:48] Like 10 years or some shit really I mean, I told her agent like hey

[01:38:53] I think she's a really great songwriter

[01:38:54] I don't know if I'm the guy that write about this but I can make availability if sure

[01:38:59] If you're if you're looking for some ink and he's like that would be really great

[01:39:02] And this is this guy's handling some great stuff before so like you know if I can keep the good vibes going

[01:39:07] Great set um

[01:39:09] She had like played a song shown Chicago like the night before or something at Lincoln Hall

[01:39:14] The real ego killers you play Chicago you play Nashville to a crazy show

[01:39:18] And then you come to st. Louis and you play the 150 people

[01:39:21] and

[01:39:22] I will give her big ups and that her and her drummer were acting like they were playing

[01:39:29] You know fucking ding factory and New York City had really great interactions with the crowd

[01:39:35] Is she didn't know what serving continent oh

[01:39:39] And so all of these like zoomers are like trying to explain it to her and she's like oh, so that's good

[01:39:44] Yeah, okay, it's just and like and she's like I don't know um how

[01:39:48] Playing this really sad song about my dad serving cunt but I'll take it

[01:39:53] And she's like can I just can we even say that worry? No, I know we say that word. It's acceptable

[01:39:59] This is we're taking it back we're taking it back

[01:40:02] Magdeus it's not my thing, but I uh

[01:40:04] I will admit that the first time I listen to her music. I'm like I'm like oh cry

[01:40:09] Like this shit fucking hurts man like I just wanted to listen to a couple songs to figure out whether or not

[01:40:14] I wanted to like give some time to it and now I'm just like I'm gonna be crying at work

[01:40:18] Yeah, like she's she sucks man

[01:40:22] hurts

[01:40:23] hurts

[01:40:24] I put my my hands in the fucking pain box from doom

[01:40:28] But it's like a it's just play show and Spotify off my

[01:40:32] Yeah, I'm like oh, I did I just want to know if this was good or not. I didn't want to have a motion

[01:40:37] What is happening here? Yeah

[01:40:40] Jesus Christy songs are fucking it's like someone just hit you in the fucking chest with a with a bag of wheat

[01:40:47] That's a good thing

[01:40:48] I think sometimes depending on the artist but yeah for I like a good either some fucking emotional sucker punch

[01:40:53] She's like damn girl you've been through it who hurt you exactly. Yeah, and then she she she liked all the story about

[01:41:01] Like when the last time she was in st. Louis

[01:41:04] She like got broken up with like via text at Lambert

[01:41:08] Oh, and was having like an ugly cry through the TSA

[01:41:12] And just like inconsolable but she had her luggage

[01:41:17] And forever and she's like weighing the board of playing. She is just going through it

[01:41:22] And just like a guy comes up

[01:41:25] And he takes a piece of paper he puts on top of her luggage. He makes eye contact with her

[01:41:31] He walks away and

[01:41:35] She's like what the fuck

[01:41:37] And she takes up the piece of paper and written on it is

[01:41:42] This is not for bands. This is how I remember it is basically

[01:41:45] Where you're going through now. I know hurts a lot but one day it won't and that's important

[01:41:52] And she's like damn. I just got like some heavy shit from a random person at the fucking airport

[01:41:58] It's a st. Louis airport, which is one of the most depressing places I've ever been

[01:42:02] I think the only more depressing airport have been to his love field in Texas boy. Yeah

[01:42:08] I mean every once in a while oh hair will hit you but no love field is fucking depressing

[01:42:13] I mean DFW's not much but DFW's is like a capitalist hellscape. Yeah, but love field definitely feels like if you saw

[01:42:20] Like a feral dog

[01:42:22] You would like in front of the tj friday's you'd be like no that tracks

[01:42:26] Yes

[01:42:28] That's just Pedro

[01:42:30] He's been here

[01:42:33] He's swim

[01:42:35] This is about the part of the show where we tell everybody where to find us online

[01:42:38] Brian if people want to tell you painful soul searching stories about being at the fucking Lambert airport

[01:42:46] So if you've ever won hey if you want to give me top at the free speech desk

[01:42:56] That's free speech right

[01:42:58] I think they count that yeah, I think neck has to be free speech. I think they count that yeah

[01:43:04] I would I mean that's where are you like a like a silk vestiment

[01:43:07] There you go see

[01:43:10] Listen, it's actually against my religion not the gimme gang dome

[01:43:15] Well pasta far

[01:43:18] I gotta make up a religion to where it's like you know

[01:43:22] And but against my religion to not my nexus is hey see all right now we got some god. Yeah

[01:43:29] Neckism

[01:43:33] We're all about good brain yes see

[01:43:37] We got it we'll work this out and receive your daily neck

[01:43:41] Give us this day

[01:43:45] Our daily load

[01:43:49] If you want her ask me to social media and tell me that no you're wrong

[01:43:54] King Kong could totally not what my ass you can find me on most social media platforms either as iShokie

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[01:44:07] Some phones I've taken that I think a lot about you can check my portfolio and

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[01:44:18] E.D.S content you're gonna be craving like filthy little piggies

[01:44:22] That's where it's gonna be it's gonna be on a

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[01:44:35] Music photographer dot com maybe want to check out the last only good me a website and shitty city

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[01:44:49] We've got shit on there. It's good

[01:44:52] jason yes sir

[01:44:54] Where can they tell you that the dick is real the dick is real you can shoot me

[01:44:59] You can shoot me now you can

[01:45:01] I will I will shoot you I didn't even tell you about where we're out with the sopranos. I know sharp

[01:45:07] Sure, I'll shoot you in the meat the meat of your thigh

[01:45:10] The fleshy part of the flesh apart. That's right. Uh, yeah, that's gonna be a video crime

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[01:45:37] We are writing our second season right now, and I'm gonna give you a little bit of a teaser the second season of

[01:45:42] The minipal show does include a musical episode where I will be wrapping in character as Stephen King

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