Episode 114 : Crowdkilling at the Donkey Show

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_00]: When you look out the window, you'll see the twin towers. They're eating the jets!

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_00]: I wanna move on.

[00:00:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'm probably gonna make a speech.

[00:00:09] [SPEAKER_00]: 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

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[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Was gonna say

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_07]: One of the weirdest shows I've attended in a while that's true. I've never seen so many people get hurt

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that was weird. Yeah, I'm used to like getting bumps and scrapes bruises

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever maybe some camera equipment that doesn't work the same way. Oh, no, it did when I walked in

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Yet I walked away pretty much unscathed but watched other people just get mercilessly like crowd killed

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah show Anna, you know, it was like really weird to walk away and be like I I was more terrified

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I was like legitimately scared for my life at Matt and Kim show in

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_07]: 2009 which is music that is sold to like, you know, it's what they sell mini coopers with right, you know

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that was scary. That was like legit crowd crushing couldn't move to my lower body

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_07]: getting pinned to the stage

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Matt and Kim's like tour manager and like

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Rody's having to pull people out, you know, it's song. It's like what if Tuesday was the best day to love you

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_05]: You know just like yeah

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_05]: What if my hair smells really good and we went outside and done neighborhood and fell in love, you know

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's just like it could be any more

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Like

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Sugary yeah, and I'm like I'm like oh this is how people get crippled. We'll tell you what show we were at

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll kind of tease that tease that for now, but in the meantime, okay show

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Dude this dude's and and Haines crew next sweaters and shorts is crowd killing a donkey show

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, man, we paid for this. Yeah, we earned this

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to 40 minutes of dogs barking my name is Jason. This is Brian. Did you miss us? We're back back

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_07]: We did right the inconvenience of my life

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_07]: That's all right, baby. We got it. It's all back in the cell. We're here

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_07]: We're here to talk about the internet we are oh my god, so we missed so much

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I even though like well my pillow $14 and 88 cents whoo. We're starting out hot

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you must cure a future for our

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_07]: layer

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_07]: We must secure a future for our

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_07]: pleasant necks

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Something like that. I thought it was fake. I thought it was the JD Vanj couch fucking but no I

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Went on his website my pillow calm and independently verified

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_04]: This is my screenshot from this morning to save up to $60 with the promo codes the classic collection as low as

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_04]: $14 and 88 cents with the

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: These prices at these prices we got you smoking crack

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: These prices we can't afford not to be Nazis

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: So the daily beast has a great breakdown of this

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Liam arachne says Mike Lindell the CEO of my pillow at a vocal supporter of former president Donald Trump says he was unaware

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the neo-nazi symbolism in selling his pillows. I had no idea

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_07]: These national socialists we know I don't like socialists

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: So yes, according to the ADL 14 is the 14 words 88 H is the 8th letter of the alphabet stands for how Hitler etc

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Lindell on a conservative talk show flashpoint said he was unaware of the symbol and the price was not a white supremacist dog whistle

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I get a call from all around all the media around the country of the world all the way to the Daily Bale saying what are you a Nazi?

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He said I'm going who comes up with this stuff and suggested the price mirrors a common discounting strategy

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Used by Walmart. I have gone to a Walmart and seen $14 and 88 cents on

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_04]: a thing at the Walmart, so I mean I've

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It makes tracks

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_04]: doll dot 88

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_04]: My in-laws would always tell me that's how you know something's on clearance at a Sam's or at a Walmart

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_07]: So that's that was sure before you know 14. I would go with 14 89 or 8

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would just fidget with the yeah bacon some plausible deniability. Give yourself some room here

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_07]: The pillow so good you'll sleep through a genocide. Yeah

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just I Mike Lindell is such a weird character to begin with yeah, he's got all this stuff

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He was a cyber symposium. Oh, I sat there and I watched the whole fucking thing

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I am a pig for this sort of shit. I have you're in the slot. I mean this is for you

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: it really was

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Not only that but then I like downloaded a video of on demand of it

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So to like go over it later. See like paid for it. No, okay?

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm really glad you didn't pay for it. Why in the hell would I

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_07]: You're hard up for this. It's a special type of hog slop. Yeah, it's so

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_07]: There's so much Sean Freud. Yeah, I'm watching someone else

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Just face plants so hard. Oh stepping on every rake there could possibly be yeah

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_04]: He's definitely a really good at it. It just it feels right, you know, it feels like yep

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the thing that he would do

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of hog slop

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I have been waiting with a baited breath for Mike Tyson to kick the living shit out of Jake Paul

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know about you just I'm on bait and I'm on tinter hooks. I got the it's a whole thing

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: You're doing the whole deal because you know, I grew up with Mike Tyson being

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Serious motherfucker never lived beat your ass

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And and my school of the devil. I mean they called him iron Mike for a reason the guy whoop people's asses

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, everyone was scared of him particularly the women in his life

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Also apparently his tattoo artist anyway, so a video surfaced this week originally posted here by Shannon the dude

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never been more confident in Mike Tyson than watching this video that Jake Paul just put out on Instagram

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's a video of Jake Paul an overweight Jake Paul

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Benching 500 with no spotter. Well, I mean he's got those two weirdos behind him, but I'm pretty sure they're not ready to spot

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're not they're not stanced up. No, he yells something in the end. I think it's download

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Something play better bitch. I don't know

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know it is definitely guy

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Outside the gas station charging his phone on the outlet that's also charging the ice machine

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and so oh he's got this huge gut no less stuff

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Well someone whose career I've fallen for a long time Katie notopolis

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Posting of the follow-up. I'm mad as hell that I had to watch so many Jake Paul videos to debunk this

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But in this YouTube short you can see how the latex of the fake stomach slash chest

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: buckles around the cleavage

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And if you watch it again, which I did several times when he goes down right about there

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, so it's like Beyonce's fake baby boom. You can kind of see the outline of the fake

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Gut that he has on a little bit. Yeah, it's I mean also the weight is not

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Settling naturally when he lays back. No and it's not shifting like you know, even if he had you can have really strong abs

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Right, I actually have a gut right and that will keep that part your abdomen like less

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Gouy but it's not hard like a rock like that unless you have problems with your stomach

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Unless you're on 30 grand of gear a month or something

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And even then I mean you'd shift a little it's absolutely ridiculous and the fact that like this is how you're

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: hyping this fight up. I'm wondering, you know, how much story this weird little no man

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_06]: He's yelling stuff into a camera and I don't understand what he's saying. I

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Just I start to wonder like how much

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He's taken from you know the the wrestling that he's seen and like, you know, how how fake are we gonna make that?

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. It's just so weird. You gotta wonder

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_07]: How much worse he has to be making it for himself

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Just by confusing Mike Tyson because you think like Mike does say this resonate

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_07]: This is we know this guy. I understand when he's doing the understand the point

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean he'll show up in the ring. I thought you with fat

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_04]: You know because you know, he's gonna show up

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_04]: At weigh in he's gonna be all trimmed down and everyone's like, oh my god

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He lost all that weight like no a it was fake to begin with and also

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Who is this for cuz I mean anyone with the eyes can see that this is just bullshit

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It's one of those things it's just it's so bizarre

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_04]: To go through all this effort like cuz they did the tattoos on the fake belly like they drew on

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_04]: This is just so weird

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Is upsetting very upsetting this truly is upsetting reality

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Not more upsetting than keeping it slick and pissy

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right brain is referred to our third story this week mini soldier

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_04]: North Carolina GOP nominee Mark Robinson

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_04]: CNN busting out this explosive piece

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_04]: linking him back to

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Several forums not the lease of which was nude Africa where he posted things like I'm a black Nazi

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_07]: And also like lots of fantasies about fucking his sister-in-law. Yep, and about that ass. Yes, sir

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I got that asshole wet and a pissy. Yes. I was eating her cream. She was eating

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_07]: My smag money. I was just like

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_04]: One of his stories that he wrote was about a peeping on women in public gym showers at 14

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see here. I came to a spot that was a dead end but had two big vent covers over it

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_04]: It just so happened it overlooked the showers. I sat there for an hour and watched as several girls came in and showered

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I went peeping again the next morning, but after I went back the ladder was locked

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_04]: So those two times were the only times I got to do it. Ah

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Memories he also enjoys trans girl porn trans girl on cis girl porn

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking hot. He says it takes the man out while leaving the man in and yeah, I'm a perv too

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_07]: So I'm gonna be uh, you know a lot of this is he wrong. Mm-hmm. No, he's on to something. Oh, yeah

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_07]: You will get no argument for me. I'm not saying that's

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Salacious or weird like you've cracked the code. Yeah

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_07]: The guing governor has figured something out

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And I was Felix beer man who I believe

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's a Felix. Yeah, yeah, it's so it's just insane this guy will probably still become governor

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Is right now he's lieutenant governor. He's writing for the big seat

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, and he did no op sec or no like security on clearly

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Same email. I think like the same username for like the better part. Yeah mini soldier. Yeah, that's

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Used it for 20 years or so

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's one of the great comments here get that fucking commie bastard off the National Mall

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_04]: He wrote about the dedication of the Memorial to Martin Luther King in Washington, DC by then president Barack Obama

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not in the KKK

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_04]: They don't let blacks in if I was in the KKK. I would have called him Martin Lucifer Coon

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the guy by the way that Trump says is MLK on steroids

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_04]: He likes a wet and pissy

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: CNN to their credit did an enormous amount of digging they went through things like matching up, you know when he got married

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_04]: posts about

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yet the specific phrases

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't give a frog's fat ass was used by both the mini soldier

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: user at noon Africa and Mark Robinson on his official Twitter account or I don't give two shakes or gag a maggot

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Dunderhead. Yeah, it's uh, this is actually some pre extensive research. Yeah, I mean they

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I need to feeling that they had like an intern. Yeah research are on this is like man fuck this guy

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah every rock to digest his posting style like that's some real shit

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_07]: That's some real fucking

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_07]: What'd you post on fire? Like yeah, are you a re-wrench? Let me look through your post history

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Whoever dealt this research also probably has a great backup of prospectors posts. Oh

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Release them release them please post

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_04]: In a largely positive forum discussion

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the stinger at the end of the article here on CNN comm in a largely positive forum discussion

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Featuring a photo of two men kissing after one returned from a military deployment Robinson wrote the soul negative comment

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_04]: That's some old sick ass F slur bullshit, which okay, you know, you're being edgy

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: 2012 you're gonna say the Epsilor that happens online. It still doesn't make you fit to be you know governor

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_07]: He just seems like a miserable

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Human being well, yeah, that's that's a big part of it to the point like also like this is also escaped

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_07]: The compound the compound is the internet because I had like co-workers ask me like you're about this

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Well CNN reported it

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's the it's the big legitimate news source sure not with it

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't always mean that escapes containment true true because sometimes things like CNN or the Guardian

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_07]: They're kind of their own bubble or the Atlantic. It can be yeah

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_07]: But like a guy a guy at work who has never expressed anything about politics or being cognizant of the outside world

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Being like you see this like Mark

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just had a bunch of crazy show in the internet and like yes, he did

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we can't talk about it. Yeah, right. Yeah, we're at work. Yeah, I had to shut down a discussion about

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_04]: puff daddy on a work chat this morning

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, yeah, we can't really get into all this. This is you can't I HR is watching everything

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_04]: We can't be talking like that white baby

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I do want to call some like co-workers white babies sometimes but they'll never they will not get it

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_04]: They won't understand what I mean. It'll be really confusing

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just gonna cause more problems than it solves to be honest. All right. Well, I guess that means it's crypto scam of the week time

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Brian

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You're listening to 48 minutes of dogs barking the podcast and now it's time for the crypto scam of the week

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Sir open AI has been in the news a lot lately this week

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately, it was because they were the target of not only a hack but a subsequent crypto scam Molly white web 3 is going great

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_04]: writing here

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Open AI Twitter account once again hacked and used to promote scam token the Twitter account belonging to open AI's news account

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Was compromised and used to announce a scam website reporting to announce the dollar sign open AI token

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Quote all open AI users are eligible to claim a piece of dollar sign open AI's initial supply

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Holding dollar sign open AI will grant access to all of our future beta programs

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The scam tweets claimed a link in the tweets directed users to a malicious website

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Where of course you connect your wallet you get your tokens, but then all your shit gets stolen

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_04]: That's how usually usually goes not the first Twitter hack slash takeover

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That's resulted in a bunch of people losing shit to a bad link

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You had a lot of these types of things but open AI

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_04]: You kind of figure would be a bit more diligent on their upset. You would think will McCurdy here writing for

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Emerge comments on the fake post were disabled

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Perhaps an intentional ploy by the hackers to make the thread look less suspicious

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: 54,000 followers. I

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Would imagine yeah quite a few of them linked their accounts to this malicious nonsense

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and you often don't realize until it's too late like what you've done

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Get the open AI coin

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_07]: and I know it's bad for you

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_07]: It's it's it's baffling

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_07]: It's also boring because I feel like this shit this keeps happening

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't get any more nuanced or or any more like clever on the the hacker

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_07]: The scammers part is literally everyone keeps falling for the fucking wallet inspector literally in this case because

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: They gave over permissions. Yeah. Yeah, and like it's not like you know when the celebrity ones get hacked they're

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Pumping a certain coin or they're you know doing

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Specific one that they're gonna then dump later. This is just straight up. Here's a link to a wallet drainer

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not even it's not even nuanced. It's not even fun. It's just sad

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna say how much they walked away with it does not

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no telling what the actual impact that this hack was which is all the more troubling because you know besides the 54,000 followers

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_04]: You had to imagine people who are

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_04]: All in on AI and who are interested in crypto

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_04]: May have out of curiosity seeing this in their feed right if the 4u page algorithmic

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever and clicked it and had their shit stolen and who wants to admit that who wants to admit that they got got

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's really hard to tell but I imagine you know

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I imagine they made it pretty penny because this isn't the first time the open AI and their their people have gone a third time

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_04]: According to the the Molly white thing here. It says

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Mira Murati

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Promoted the opening I find a guy that keeps doing this. I know and then chief scientist Jacob

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Pukaki and Jason way we're hacked and used to post the same scam as today so three times cocky

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know of the Baltimore

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Jacob P a C H O C K I

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Pachoki pick. I don't know. I

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Jacob Pukaki. I just kind of just kind of threw something at the wall. I don't know if it's actually

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Wee-wee

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what they used to call me in college, you know

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_07]: I have no further questions. No further questions. Okay, the question is on why you were called Jason. Wee-wee. It's fine

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_07]: personal story

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_07]: It's fine me my it's between me and my doctor exactly right

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So Brian

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Since we had some time off and I didn't really feel like doing anything. Well, okay

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_04]: There yeah, I thought we'd do something a little bit lighter a little bit more fun

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a tumbler account that has been active since around 2012 and it's about robots jacking you off

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Go on

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a robot made for jerking the letter you dot tumbler.com is the URL here

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: The title execute pleasure sequence the subhead

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: tune in turn on and get jerked off by a robot

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_04]: So this actually started in 2016. Excuse me 2012. I was thinking about Barack Obama

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_07]: If you like getting jerked off by your robot, you can keep him

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_04]: This started as just a series of weirdly vague

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_04]: tumbler posts about getting jacked off by a robot January of 2016 and it starts with just this little short

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_04]: That was actually reposted from VHS positive

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_04]: the image at least

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is this robot doing a weird little movement and it's J.O.853

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you understand your orders the machine stared blankly processing what its master had just said

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_04]: J.O.853 you were designed for a specific purpose if you do not comply you will be decommissioned

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The J.O. units self preservation circuits came online after the threat it knew it was built for one thing and one thing only

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Aaron. I will comply with your orders said the machine dryly. Please prepare to be jerked off

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And so it was from this one post that a bit of madness began

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_04]: This is still active as of August of this year by the way

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_04]: phenomenal

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_04]: and it takes art and photos from around the web and

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Turns it all into stories about robots jacking people off

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Tails old time the next post in that is

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Somebody else's art, but then it's the machine took a path of least resistance back to its master

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It flew home as soon as it got the distress call

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_04]: The robot traveled over land and see to get home quickly and give its master the jerking of a lifetime

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_07]: You know um the quickest side here. Oh, this is kind of stuck in my head was a

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_07]: My job. Yeah, someone called a

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Palatjack a

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Handjack. Oh, which is not necessarily. Yeah, you just go. Uh-huh. Yes. I mean, that's incorrect way to describe it

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_07]: But not one is gonna make you go. Oh, what?

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_07]: But then they also said because they couldn't find the palette jack there said they needed a handy J

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_07]: And boy

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_07]: My head whip around

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I said, yeah, it's kind of weird campfire in those around here

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_07]: But someone's got I bet we go on the other side of the building

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_07]: There's like three in a corner and they're just like not doing shit with them

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_07]: but I was like handy

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_07]: the handy J or the handy jack

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_07]: You know my my my peanut brain. Yeah, we're getting jacked off by a

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Palatjack. Yeah. Yeah

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That's essentially what this blog is all about

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Really in its

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Development the blog took a turn towards the political because they found this picture of Barack Obama bowing

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_04]: to the

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Asmo

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Japan's Museum of Emerging Technology has an asmo robot and out of respect

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Barack Obama bowed to it. And so this blog took it as a I guess as a writing prompt

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And Obama's palms were sweating as he met as a mo they had chatted online for months before meeting in person

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And he just couldn't believe it was really happening

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Asmo gave him a warm smile as they bowed to greet each other

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_04]: It was hard to mask the immense heat of their sexual tension, but they couldn't let the cameras know just how bad they wanted each other I

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't wait to leave Michelle and the kids for this beautiful machine thought Barack

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought the PlayStation was the best Japanese invention, but this it's like this machine was just made

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_04]: For jerking this president off

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That's beautiful

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a close-up of asmo's hand

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_04]: As we go

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Previous into this

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_04]: 2017 he followed the directions on the box down to the letter

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_04]: His childhood love of Lego toys and connects served him well in his adult years

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he had missed his true calling to be a robot builder

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_04]: But his degree in a STEM field was worth nothing nowadays seems even the mailman had an undergrad degree

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_04]: In electrical engineering his loneliness got the better of him and he ordered to build your own robot kid online one night while drunk

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_04]: He was a great a hacker so he could just design the software himself

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_04]: His only need was the hardware configured just the way he likes it

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_04]: smooth plastic hands a long life lithium ion battery and a face with no eyes nose or mouth

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He was a man of limited means but unlimited desire

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Like all straight men he wanted an endless supply of emotionless handjobs

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But no woman would possibly go along with that a woman. No

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_04]: But a machine

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Phenomenal I mean it really is George R. Martin eat your heart out. I'm telling you they get weirder and weirder

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the bit a screenshot of the movie frank and the robot and more stills from people building robots

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Somehow get really really bizarre there's a screen from a Terminator movie

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_07]: The widows of future wars will look

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_07]: very different

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Instead of crying mothers and wives the television will show images of hysterical men unable to control themselves

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_07]: As their synthetic companions are ripped from them to fight some war and some God forsaken land

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_07]: All the government needs to do is oppress one button and all the robots will turn away from their masters and report for duty

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_07]: They'll forget their programming and go from jacking their masters endlessly

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_07]: To killing their fellow pleasure bots for some bureaucrats war had Icarus flown too close to the Sun

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Was the world not ready to put down arms in favor of constant physical pleasure

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Was it all built?

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Foundation too fragile. Yeah, as funny as it is. It's also, you know, of course, there's an Elon Musk host

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Elon smiled as his climax was over

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_07]: He had built this machine several years ago

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_07]: He knew there was no way the world was ready for his game changer

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Although his companies were billions of dollars in debt

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_07]: He didn't want his most perfect creation in the hands of just anybody even if it could bail him out

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_07]: He found it odd that was his own creation. That was his own downfall a

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_07]: constant never-ending supply of handjobs from a gorgeous machine every man's weakness

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Pandora's box was open

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_07]: He was doing everything he could to try and shut it

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_07]: except

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Didn't want to

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_07]: All he had to do was give the command that servos would power up a

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Faint humming in the whizzing noise would come from the machine and he would feel its smooth plastic hand on his member

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_07]: It knew every inch of his groin the biometric feedback scares gave the machine unparalleled insight

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Into his exact desires

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes he wouldn't leave his lab for weeks

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_07]: He'd order takeout stock up on paper towels and ball of water and let his creation do its job

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_07]: When the public would ask what's taking so long with his electric cars or space rockets, he just give a smile and say

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I've been busy

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Something big is coming

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_07]: adding a wink at the end

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_04]: You know I must getting jacked off by a robot kind of fits kind of works

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: At this point I went doubt that he had some sort of fucking machine. Yeah, who would fuck him

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_07]: There's also the rumor that he's like done some transhumanism shit to his prick

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's why all his children have been IVF going a bit more recent a series of gifts

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Of

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Courtney love Kurt Cobain Dave Grohl and Elton John

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The Kurt Cobain one. I mean it's nobody's business, but yeah, I get jerked a lot by my bot

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Courtney saying I hate Kurt's dumbass bot there will be consequences

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Dave Grohl were playing Courtney way overreacted what she did was inexcusable. She's so crazy

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't stand her Elton John wrapping it up with

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Really when I thought about Kurt he was to me like a candle near a gusty window

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But the post itself is even better

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_04]: In 1994 the music world lost its brightest light

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Kurt Cobain the lead singer of the rock and roll group Nirvana died tragically first of all rock and roll group Nirvana

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but the circumstance enough is enough

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_04]: They weren't split ends but the circumstances surrounding his death were very suspicious Kurt's life had changed in the months before his passing

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_04]: He had a child with his wife Courtney love and found himself lonely from time to time

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_04]: To ease his urges. He bought a jerk bot

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_04]: With his vast wealth

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_04]: He was able to afford a premium model with long life lithium ion batteries

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Biometric feedback scanners and the smoothest cool plastic hands in the world

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_04]: His wife was none too happy about it

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_04]: She felt threatened by the machine's presence and began to turn on her husband

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_04]: One day in early April Kurt made his way into the greenhouse to get a good jerking

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He figured he would be polite and do it in the greenhouse so he didn't disturb anyone in the house

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_04]: As he sat down he began to relax

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_04]: But suddenly saw his wife standing in front of him holding a shotgun

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_04]: After Courtney was done murdering Kurt she staged the greenhouse to look like a suicide

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_04]: She even planted some of her own drugs on him

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_04]: She took her husband's robot and threw it in the trash feeling victorious

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The police didn't bother investigating the homicide because when they asked Courtney what happened

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_04]: She lied to them, but they believed her when she said she didn't do it

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I like how it turned into like an angry

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Forums post from like 2002 about

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_07]: What was the guy? He'll do check. He'll do chase. That's right

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Tom Holland when he was doing this spider-man movie. I'm not actually seeing anyone at the moment

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I've actually got a machine at home that handles my needs physically

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_04]: The way my bot jerks me is just so right every night. I love it again. There's

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Ted Cruz

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Ted Cruz got caught up in the robot jackoff scandal. I can't believe it

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the fake headline and the fake news article that they wrote that appeared apparently on msnbc

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Naughty Ted caught in a delicious glory hole robot scandal

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_04]: When Ted first heard about a robot glory hole his heart started racing

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_04]: His eyes widened and he felt a cool blanket of sweat forming on his forehead

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He knew he was at a crossroads both in his faith and in his work

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Would this be the next chapter in his own great american novel?

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Nothing else. That's the entire post the democrats are laughing and then

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Paul Ryan obviously I stand with Ted in my mind. He did nothing wrong. I do the same thing

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Joe biden, why would you even ask about that so inappropriate?

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Brock obama no more questions about my pleasure bot this interview is over

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_04]: So more obama getting jacked off by a robot politics is a very dirty business

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_07]: The 2008 election was maybe the dirtiest election ever and there was mud on both sides

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_07]: It started when Sarah Palin used a private investigator to find dirt on obama

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_07]: She discovered that he not only had a pleasure bot, but he was flying out to chicago every weekend to use it on a tox payers dime

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_07]: This is not only illegal, but it wrote the public's faith and their elected officials

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_07]: obama survived the scandal due to his good looks in alpha male attitude when he was elected however

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_07]: He did not forget his old political foe

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_07]: He instructed his justice department to bug Sarah Palin and listen in on her conversations

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_07]: It seems she was very upset about losing the election and was saying some very mean things

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_07]: The justice department had her on tape swearing swearing

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Brock exercised his executive branch powers and arrested her immediately

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_07]: She was locked in prison without a trial and then when heard from her ever again

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Brock continued using his pleasure bot during his presidency

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Horsorians one described his presence he is lazy into unfocused

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_07]: It seemed barock was in a constant post ejaculatory period love which left him unable to effectively

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so travago there's jimmy fallon gets uh

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Even the band jet is not saved from the robot jerky

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Amazing and I mean very prolific, you know almost daily for for several years took a bit of a break

[00:34:06] [SPEAKER_04]: The last post was

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_04]: November 2018

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Before the the most recent ones in the November of 2018. It was stef curry getting jerked off by ron

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see here you donald trump. Yeah, uh and

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_04]: God

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Jan george soros

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Following the midterm elections u.s. Attorney general jeff sessions found himself in the unemployment line

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But the whole thing was a setup from the start

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_04]: billionaire vigilante george soros had planted a pleasure bot in jeff's house

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And made sure the chief of staff john kelly would be there to see it happen

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_04]: When kelly saw sessions with his pants around his ankles

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And his eyes rolled back in his head. He was disgusted

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He raised a stink and forced him to testify in front of congress which embarrassed sessions so much he was forced to resign

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_04]: When trump heard of all of this he was heartbroken

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_04]: He and sessions were best of friends first of all flag on the play bullshit

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Between the three of them they were able to turn the white house into a well oiled machine capable of leadership never before seen

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_04]: But being very professional emotionally mature and respectful

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Trump was able to hold back tears when it was time for him to leave

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Following his departure the white house was never the same

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_04]: george soros had struck again

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_04]: You know you've entered the realm of fiction

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_04]: when

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_04]: When trump is

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Referred to as emotionally mature and respectful

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_07]: This feels like someone was trying to uh

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Basically ship poster way to like baby eventually riding something for the onion

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean

[00:35:59] [SPEAKER_04]: They managed to get everybody they got the star wars folks in on it. They got um

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Future me goes oh me goes

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I just had mental clarity when I felt that cool hands start jerking everything just clicked into place

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I sleep like a baby now that I have a robot hand to jerk me off every night

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Amazing. Yeah, Melania Melania needed a change. She was sick of her husband

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure. He was the most handsome man in the oh god. Jesus Christ. I forgot about this one

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_04]: The most handsome man in the world, but everyone knew that she felt like she wanted more

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_04]: One night while donald was having an important meeting with some world leader

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_04]: She got bored and started looking around on the internet. She realized what she needed what had been missing

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_04]: What she needed was a machine to satisfy her now

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the one of the few ones where it's a woman getting jacked off by a machine

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_04]: This is very she had everything she could ever want but she wanted to be left alone

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_04]: She wanted to feel the large smooth hands of a machine

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_04]: The thought of the large smooth hands of the machine made her heart skip a beat

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_04]: On the day the machine arrived the press had a field day

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_04]: It seems most pleasurbot manufacturers didn't grasp the understanding of discrete packaging

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Reports were on every news channel about Melania's secret pleasurbot

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_04]: When donald took a break from his executive time to talk to her she knew he was pissed

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_04]: They had to find a way to spin this

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Donald couldn't stand to be embarrassed in front of the world

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He realized the only way to play defense was with good offense

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He told fox and friends the next morning that he was sick of Melania

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And then he bought her the pleasure bot himself

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_04]: He explained how busy he is day in day out and now he's doing the will of the american people

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_04]: They understood and nobody thought it was weird anymore

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_07]: A week later donald heard moans they're not saying i'm weird they're saying the jerk-off machine is weak

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_04]: A week later donald heard moans coming from Melania's room and decided to be a naughty boy

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And look through the keyhole of her door

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_04]: He saw the machine providing pleasure to his wife

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_04]: He could tell she had configured it with long life lithium ion batteries

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And biometric feedback sensors yeah

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Smart girl donald saw the hands of the machine smooth plastic and large much larger than his

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He knew Melania liked the large smooth hands of the machine

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_04]: She enjoyed feeling the large smooth hands on her body

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_04]: As he watched the machine bring her pleasure

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Like he had so many times before

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He couldn't help but feel aroused

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_04]: He liked this feeling of watching some other entity pleasuring his wife while he sat oddly by

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_04]: He also began to like the idea of masturbating while watching his wife with a machine

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_04]: This was one lie that turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Sorry. That was poorly written last sentence

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe this was one lie that turned out to be a blessing in disguise

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Amazing there's a lot of these posts folks that they're all very

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Very much the same and you'll notice you noticed that there were some running

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Themes about the biometric feedback scanners and the long life lithium batteries and the smooth plastic hands

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's a very particular fixation. I mean there's a there's even one where

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_03]: The world is a robot

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Sent to jerk

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is the gift set from bullet butterfly

[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And one of all stuff the most recent post is is

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: An appeal to help uh someone living in Gaza from Gaza city

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I personally chose you because you support the policy and cause

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I would tell you my short story and I hope you can help me

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I've lost everything my house my money my work

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Nowadays we have nothing and we are in difficult and human circumstances

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Where I am the only breadwinner of my family

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, where I am the only breadwinner of my family because of my father's presence in the northern part of Gaza

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Please help me rebuild my family's house on the sad smiley face

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Our sad emoji mo con whatever my last hope is to bring my family back to life all I need to help you and donate

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, this isn't all about getting jacked off by a robot. No, this post is actually like a legit ask for

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Please help my god fund me. I was really waiting for the part where I know we were waiting for a joke

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_07]: The Israelis have destroyed our jackoff robot factory. Yeah

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Have they have they have cut off they have cut off the

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Sex play lube. They are starving us out as it were the long life lithium batteries can last no longer

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_04]: We have no more smooth plastic for the hands of our jerk off bots. Yeah, I mean just the true cruelty of the Israelis

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm telling you

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_07]: You really set me up for that. I walked you right into it. I'm sorry. I thought it was yeah here in Palestine

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_07]: We were resorting to jerk off robots because our hands were too dirty

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Right, but now the jerk off robots are in disarray

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Due to the air raids. I didn't ask you to read that by the way

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_04]: This post is about Gaza

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It's post after post. There's the joe biden one

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's um, but it's very clearly someone with a bit of a right word bent because they're very

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Pro donald trump calling him like super handsome and all that shit bill nye going in on about davinci making jerk off robots

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_04]: There's just some interesting stuff going on there. It's a very weird very weird little blog

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I felt like bringing that to your attention because a it's fun

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Be it's funny. It didn't require a lot of brain space. We could let ourselves be free and

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Just enjoy the time we have together. They say right 2028

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_07]: 75% of all jerky awful be done by robot

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, okay

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know man. I don't think I could trust a robot to jack my shit

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Personally at this point. I got I got nothing to lose

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Except your dick

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_07]: What was I doing with it?

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay fair, but you know, you know, I had I had someone pissing. I don't know

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Had someone say to me that you know, you're really good like impressions and like doing voices. I'm like, yeah

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't got a lot going on

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know about that

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Like there was there's been a lot large long periods of my time or large long periods of my life where I get

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Sit there and just be like damn it bobby

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean anybody who hears something enough will start to kind of form that in their minds at least

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the people I know

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, they'll start to be like, uh

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you doing over there? I can't be doing this again

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Tone

[00:43:10] Fucking god damn it

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Was it Chrissy when I came in one day to open the bing you were there

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Your head was in the toilet and your hair was in the toilet water disgusting. But yeah, I get what you're saying like there's a

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Limited talent pool and this guy's limited talent pool was writing about

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Jerking off jerking off robot whom jerk you off robots

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Whom's jerk jerk the meat?

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's time to show you something nasty. It's been a while

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_00]: And now the moment you've all been waiting for

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_00]: shock dot gpg

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see some gross images. Can't be any worse than Logan Paul's fake baby bump

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes it can. Yes it can

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it can. I see the title of this one and it's got me concerned

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_07]: It's got me doing a heck of concern

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Like i'm a doggo. It's it's called hot iron

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Also known as hot iron on penis

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_04]: This from the folks that run the gauntlet

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is a great name for a shock site. It is fantastic run the gauntlet.org

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_04]: If you know, you know

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_04]: This one called hot iron on penis now

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_07]: It is this man's got his back pressed up against the wall a door looks like a door. Yes

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's a blonde woman with a low cut top. She's got a classic

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_07]: silver

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Clothing iron. Yeah, the one that you would think of when you think of a clothing iron

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the one and she's got and the first thing she does my favorite the steam. She hits the steam button

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_04]: The steam shoots out and then presses it on his dick and he

[00:44:49] Now

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_07]: God bob from accounting is this some pinky shit

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He does remind me of the guy who played kevin on the office

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that's what he was getting into but okay kevin. It's time for your 8 p.m. Dick flattening

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And so and that's angel it doesn't like me getting my dick flat. No, I think that is angela on the right day

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_04]: So my okay now now follow along with me here. All right, so she does the steam thing. She's now now wait

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Then

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_04]: There is a cut cut. I think it's faked

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I think

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_04]: They did this part first

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_04]: To get to set the

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, believability right and then and then they plugged it in

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Turned the steam on did the steam got it close and then cut away. That's my thought I can see your support

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_07]: because I feel

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Like how stoked I could be so i'm putting a clothing iron on my on my pecker on my baby dick

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think I would just turn my head back and go

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I feel like I would there'd be a full body reaction. His reaction does seem

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_04]: A little muted. He's he doesn't sell it. It's like, oh no

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_07]: My dick is is being ironed like a like a shirt. Oh, no

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, how could how could this?

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_07]: How could this terrible situation have fallen me a simple man naked on ironing board?

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh-oh

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_07]: This isn't good

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh wait till my wife hears about this. Yeah, just why is your dick smell like burnt skin?

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, honey, there's a funny story behind that

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_04]: My co-worker from the paper factory

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Said she wanted to flatten it out. Yeah and sitting on the ironing board to me is the the best part of this

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_04]: In front of a door because I guess that's where they could get the plug in

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so bizarre

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Or

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_04]: To me this is funnier than most of these other ones that we see because like, okay

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_04]: You cringe

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm cringing. I'm crossing my legs in in solidarity with this fella

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But also like, I don't know. It's kind of funny because he's just sitting there. Oh, ah

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah going, ah

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, let's hear it again. I want to hear the the sound he actually makes because it's a very particular

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[00:47:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he's selling it a bit more than I thought he did originally

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Even then it he's he's no, uh guy sticking his finger in a blender or guy sticking his, uh

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Illumina foil wrap penis and the light socket. That was the one I thought

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, because that would definitely be more yelpy

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably I think all time like probably the the more comedic

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, oh absolutely. Well the sound makes it the sound makes that one

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, especially because it just cuts off because I'm sure there was more actual screaming after it, but it's just

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so yeah, that's some hot iron on penis

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Hot iron on penis

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_04]: They didn't really have a creative name with this one

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Run the gauntlet is just a series of videos and this is but one of them the gauntlet itself is

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Things like falling to people fall into their death or worms in someone's nose

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It's definitely not something I want to get into right now, but you know something worth

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Cool. So we got the next you've got the next couple months of

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Of things to show me. I think so. Yeah, great. Thank you

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you father internet. I tell you this calla yuga is growing great for me. I don't know about anyone else

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly, right. Well, I guess that means it's time for the breath man, pran

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for your mom's favorite part of the show. It's time for the breath

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_04]: So it has been a while

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Since we've blessed you with any breath mint stuff

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess you and I should start off because we did go to another thing where we both saw the same thing

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we both were at the same space bodies and spaces bodies and spaces

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And uh saw a really interesting show. Yeah, I have I have plus one for gel

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't realize I like completely missed because there were four or five bands in the band

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I missed one band. They only played for 15 minutes, but it was quite 50 minutes a band called night draider

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_07]: from

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Hasburg, Mississippi, which is also the same town that uh ms paint

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Hales from who were also on the bill. So yes, uh the headliner was gel

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Then the support was uh destiny bond. Oh fantastic third time seeing them always great. Uh the mall pretty good

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_07]: ms paint and night draider

[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, necessarily playing in that orb, but that's who yeah, and you're right

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_04]: We did see some some amazing crowd killing

[00:49:57] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, I imagine it feels bad to accidentally get like slammed to the stage or into a pole or whatever

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_07]: But by like a tall dude from west county in a shirt that says I heart mat eating micro micro plastics

[00:50:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I got a picture of that guy. Yes. I love that guy. Yeah

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Or the the guy in the jesus outfit. He's wearing the king diamond makeup. Oh, yeah hardcore jesus or whatever hardcore jesus

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there were just so many that guy was at the um

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_07]: King gizzard show. Okay. He was actually I think one of the first people to crowd surf

[00:50:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Now see that's entertainment

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: So yes gel ms paint

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: the mall

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Destiny bond what was the first man night draider night draider man?

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_07]: What a I thought their name at first was night predator, which was like

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_07]: It's also a cool name for a weird like heavy shoe gaze band

[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but night draider is like a little bit more like what's that? But yeah a lot of hardcore bands on that show

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I loved it. I love people going nuts at hardcore shows

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I just feel like uh the duck room is a really small and I was actually talking with someone about it today

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_07]: It's tough to see shows like they're like that there because there's not enough space to get away from it

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, if it is really hard to be on the periphery of the pit

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I managed but that's just because you know

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I don't want to part any of this

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, I saw the first like people in the periphery of the pit that were like stanced up

[00:51:18] [SPEAKER_07]: True, which does not happen in a lot of shows I go to usually it's kind of like

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_07]: The very outline of the pit is got the most buckled knees pre-raid to eat shit

[00:51:29] [SPEAKER_07]: But people had like their their shoulders up. They're you know, like, you know, I saw a couple those guys

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Get slammed into if it happened and I think that like helped

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That's a hard room to duck at stage diver if you're upfront like I was ducking like fucking uh, george bush has shoe

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, because because at several points

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_04]: The destiny bonchamp was like, yeah, let's go

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Get up here

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And so a couple people did

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was pretty intense. I had not seen stage diving on that set now if you guys are not familiar

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_04]: We're talking about blueberry hill

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is like a like mid-century rec basement rec room

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_07]: It's very dark as like

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, like natural rock walls like limestone

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and um, it has a very like

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, uh, you know

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Colgate hour swingers vibe. It's very dank. It's a very yeah. I mean it's a cool room

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I love seeing shows there most of the time, but it is sweaty. It's moist in there

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if you're leaving it into the first part

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, some young girl got absolutely fucking slammed into the front of the stage

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_07]: And her body was blocked by people the whole entire time this she was crumpled on the ground

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_07]: But I just saw like people coming over and like, you know, like

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Seems they could help and just like their faces like changing dramatically and it's like walking away. Like no, I can't do this

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm like did she get like a gnarly broken nose or whatever and then I found out later from some other people

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_07]: They're like, oh, she had like a dislocated kneecap

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched them carry her out from the pit

[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Because destiny bonch stopped the song was like get her out of here

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_04]: They carried her over and I was standing by the merch booth. So I was like right where they put her

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that kneecap was like all the way over

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Like her kneecap was just as nasty. I heard someone got a beer ball broken over their head

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was later

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a whole mess a lot of people were just getting getting wrecked

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_07]: I was talking to the one that people was working door that night

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_07]: afterwards

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_07]: And they said that they had ambulance show up three times

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I was gonna say yeah twice twice

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_07]: At least for the show one for something that was going on at blueberry hill itself

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Right

[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And uh, that's so gnarly

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like well, okay. I guess it's a hardcore show

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure, but I've never I've just never seen people just like get taken out like that most hardcore shows I used to go to

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Weren't on a concrete floor in a basement

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I've gotten knocked off my feet at hardcore shows again. I've got bumped around

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I've gotten scrapes like I've definitely walked away from a hardcore show and been like

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I had an ash bowl in jaw once or twice. Yeah

[00:54:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, oh, yeah or like you got like a

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Someone like a welt on your neck because someone like as they were coming over someone else's shoulders. Excellent kicked you

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_07]: But uh, I've just never seen something where it's like we've got to stop the show and get an emt down here

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it was a super fun show and all the bands were on their fucking a game. I gotta tell you

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, uh, did you stay through all gel set?

[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I did not because I was trying to make it to a friend of ours show

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Jeffy and the sun can heads he write our theme song bob had said we're doing a show at whiskey ring is oh, okay

[00:54:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me let me see if I can make it

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I drove across town to make it to Jeffy and the sun can head show and they were done by the time I got there

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_07]: So I did not see the end of the show. Yeah, I learned something

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes someone's gone on Cherokee street

[00:54:56] [SPEAKER_07]: You are not on Cherokee street and so on and you're like, oh, I think I can make it. You're not gonna make it

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I I think I

[00:55:05] [SPEAKER_07]: No, never never ever

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I have like moved fucking

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_07]: The heavens and the earth

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Right still like and have never made it on time to something like. Oh, yeah. No, I'm in uc or oh, yeah

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm I'm somewhere. I'm you know, I'm shooting out something. I'm doing something on west county

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna try and make it out and like I just like busted ass to drive the Cherokee street like

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_07]: To not

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Make it work. So that was a disappointment. I did not get to see the end of gel set

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But the half of it I saw I enjoyed the living hell out of it. So I'm very thank you for inviting me along

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm sorry. We didn't get to like talk a lot. Oh, well, that's how it goes when you're shooting shows, man

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you're usually but like I mean like when we did um

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_04]: We saw slow dive. You're right. We did get to hang out a bit more

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_07]: There's usually but I think you were like I don't want to get accidentally like cry kicked in the chest

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Children I have to take care of that did factor into it just a touch. Yeah

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I did have to work in the morning. So I didn't want to be woken up with you know

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Bruises and whatnot and still have to you know do my email job. So it was still a good time. Thank you for having me

[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm so glad you had fun. Oh, yeah

[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_04]: What else this week? Did you do in the old?

[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, yeah, a lot of things have been happening

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I I photograph people

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Dallay

[00:56:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the two dumbest guys on earth. He's yelling dollar

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's two the two dumbest guys, you know, they're both they're both wearing Pewdiepie shirts and they're saying dahlay

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, just yelling mr. Worldwide in a parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, that was cool. Like I shot that show because there's this fucking people. What else?

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, but the thing that the motivation was because

[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_07]: T pain was the one the opener

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And D is a huge fan. Yeah, and D wrote down the wrong date to get off

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_07]: For work. So they had to work that Saturday. Oh, no for some reason. They thought it was on a Saturday

[00:57:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, I'm like fucking run around with the chick in my head cough

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_07]: So I never like picked up when they said the 21st all the time and

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_07]: But I also was like saying things like well, you know, if I get to shoot riot fest

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna come home early on sunday so I can take you to see t-pain and pitbull. Yeah, and she was like, oh, okay

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Wires crossed so I got to enjoy a show that she didn't get to go to

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I had fun. I mean it was it was absurd. I mean, it's I knew I was in for something weird

[00:57:32] [SPEAKER_07]: So I thought it was gonna be a little bit of an older crowd

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_07]: But it was much younger and I thought it was gonna be and

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like walking up to uh river port the amphitheater that's occurring at the sold out show

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's a bunch of white kids. They're all just like wearing

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_07]: They're maybe 20 at oldest and they're all like wearing the same like white t-shirt soccer shorts

[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_07]: and

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_07]: These group of these guys these young white dudes are all kind of dressed the same all I have the same stupid haircut

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_07]: or

[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Roasting one of them for stopping to tie his shoe

[00:58:07] [SPEAKER_07]: And one goes yeah, man, you're so musty and I'm like, oh no. Oh

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, we have

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, we have uh, we have no

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_07]: comprehension of

[00:58:19] [SPEAKER_07]: What words may or may not be appropriate to you?

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_07]: As a white boy

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, okay, it's what kind of girl but that's like how kind of was it was like

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Every other girl there was dressed like she was uh cosplaying as a Kardashian

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, like looking like they have a makeup tutorial like

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Like tiktok or yeah, get ready with me. So as as as uh, as some people might say the skirts were out

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_07]: The the women were looking beautiful. Sure and all the guys look like shit

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_07]: As is to be expected as that's like a thing that used to crack me up at blockbuster

[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_07]: You'd see guys looking like they just got pulled out of the gutter. Yeah walking in with a dime piece

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like guys who look like like you got you've got a piece of paper stuck to your dick, man

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you've got like ever you've got a receipt. Yeah, you've got a receipt for

[00:59:13] [SPEAKER_07]: For one buffet for shoneys and gatlinberg

[00:59:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Take is like just blue. This absolutely is here to your dick surgically

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_07]: It would have to be surgically removed and you walk in with someone who looks like they're a receptionist at high-end salon

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_07]: And that's like the whole that was the whole thing

[00:59:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Dudes look like shit women looking great that the girls were looking fans folks. The girls were looking great the guys

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_07]: They were looking like slobs

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like pigs like little doggies like little hogs

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly what it was when I went to the casino. It was the same vibe

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_04]: like guys guys

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Complete complete bullshit on the dude. Well, okay

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes the guys would have almost like jersey shore style shit going on like frosted tips and the whole too much

[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Bronze or too much this

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But but the ladies

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You know dress the next and they're going to the casino like two in the morning because that's when the bars closed down

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_04]: The casino bars don't close till three see

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And so, you know the ladies I know this game very well

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's it's the oldest game in town. It's either that or go over to pops

[01:00:21] [SPEAKER_04]: So when the bar doesn't close till six

[01:00:24] [SPEAKER_04]: But yes, uh, I'm familiar with the vibe

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm familiar with the vibe of those shows too because I told you this many many times

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I used to work at report back back back in the day

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_04]: and the same exact thing would happen

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_04]: When sammy hagar would come to town

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The exact same thing the ladies dressed up even though, you know, some of them were in their 40s and 50s

[01:00:46] [SPEAKER_04]: They're still dressed up as best as they can the guys look like they were heading to the lake

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_04]: To watch a dog die. I don't know whether

[01:00:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I uh hey, uh

[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Curse fucked up and he accidentally knocked the engine the prop engine off his uh his 12 footer

[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_07]: So we gotta figure out some way to get that the bomb in the lake

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's definitely like some dumb ass project like yeah, yeah squirrels in the ag

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_07]: What's guys sitting around drinking drinking cheap beer?

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_07]: How do we get the squirrels out of the attic?

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Not a brain cell between them, but yeah, yeah

[01:01:22] [SPEAKER_07]: But uh the t-pain was fun. Oh, yeah

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Um, I love watching him on tiktok because he plays fucking call of duty all the time and he slays

[01:01:30] [SPEAKER_07]: He was really weird to photograph because he was not doing anything that looked cool

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_07]: He very much felt like a kid dancing in front of a mirror and I like

[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_05]: At the same time. Yeah, it's like t-pain like t-pain you were like the epitome of cool

[01:01:43] [SPEAKER_05]: So why are you dancing like this? I don't think he was ever star wars kid t-pain

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he was ever cool for dancing though. He was cool for going shawty

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_04]: You know like he was

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know like he was super fucking fun

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_07]: My foes just didn't like I just had a hard time

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_07]: But I've like looked at other people on this tour the faux graft

[01:02:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh the other photographers and everyone seemed like I have a problem like faux graphing t-pain

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_07]: So I don't know maybe that's just the curse of t-pain. I was gonna say I think it's his whole deal. Yeah

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_07]: pipel was a

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_07]: fucking treat

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_07]: of surrealism because

[01:02:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I just

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Like a week ago was faux graphing a hardcore show and like I was faux graphing like frank turner and king gizzard

[01:02:23] [SPEAKER_07]: King gizzard, you know, I just faux graft like circle jerks

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah

[01:02:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It surfboard a couple nights before I fucking

[01:02:31] [SPEAKER_07]: And two nights before that I was faux graphing fucking the used right

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_07]: So I'm like, so this is really like talking with some people

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_07]: And you're like so you went from like faux graphing a hardcore show to like

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Like punk and all this

[01:02:46] [SPEAKER_07]: To pipel I go. Yeah, dolly. I wanted

[01:02:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and uh, it was super

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Fun weird

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Like watching people go the fuck off was really entertaining

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_07]: It was again a sold out amphitheater show. So it's like 30,000 fucking people

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Just this really great energy like I shot my three songs. I got some stuff

[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm really happy with

[01:03:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I dropped my camera bag off and came back out with rima who's also one of the house photographers at

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_07]: The pageant with me. I forgot who she was shooting for I was shooting for the artist tl

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_07]: But we're just like standing by the front of house where we were faux graphing from

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And probably watch like four or five songs and we're just like this is great. This is so much fun like the fucking

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_07]: And you know, he's like he's like talking about like, you know how

[01:03:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Vegas

[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_07]: They say, you know, what happens in vegas and he pauses in the crowd goes stays in vegas right but in miami

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_07]: What happens in miami?

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Never happens. Okay, and then it became

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I don't care about your boyfriend's song. Okay. Yeah

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_07]: And there was a guy in his road crew that was standing next to us

[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_07]: A he saw that we were geeking out and so he tapped rima on the shoulder a showed us his uh

[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_07]: His vip pass

[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_07]: But on the the key ring that was on was a like like an old style like hotel

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the the plastic placard. Yeah like a

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Diamond. Mm-hmm and it said 305 on it. Oh

[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And I was like and we're like fuck that's awesome

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_07]: And this is a guy this is a guy who looks like an old school trucker just like giving us a big sheet in

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Shading grin like yeah, that's what's up. I'm like that's so fucking cool. Yeah

[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean I look a little bummed I didn't get to say as long as I wanted because I had to be

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I had mandatory overtime of my day job

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I was gonna say work and we like and we fucking show up

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Normal start times five for us. But we get there at six, but it's our day off

[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And we get told at the department that apparently needed us so bad. We don't have any work for you

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking pitbull show early for this

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_07]: And I saw a dude who was on that team's management hide behind his computer

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And other people who didn't know I was at the pit like you fucking left pitbull early for this shit, man

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I'd be fucking pissed. I'm like why gotta be professional

[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh. I don't have anything nearly that cool. I saw the Borderlands movie

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: God

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Talk about going to a lake to watch a dog die

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm telling you dude

[01:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Now I have no great love for the Borderlands games aside from two the first one

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I always felt like there's such a fucking boring slog

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a real proof of concept

[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It really is and gearbox

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: God bless them did their best under very difficult circumstances and they really made the

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Made the most out of what little they were given

[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately, the movie follows the plot the basic plot of the first game

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: So if you know the plot of the first games a series of ball hunters come to Pandora to get the vault open

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's that's the basics right Kevin Hart

[01:06:11] [SPEAKER_07]: He came to Pandora because he didn't want children to transition. That's true

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean Mike get the kids for the hormones away from him

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he came to Pandora because he thought that the vault had like a way to make you taller

[01:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: But anyway, they do make one Kevin Hartus short joke early in the movie

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like you could have gone further

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: He's in he's in this just just abuse him please

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_07]: But you know a man who deserves to be beaten wherever he goes

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: He's also not funny in this

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It's mostly

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: forgivable a lot of the movie is very payable or forgivable

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_04]: um, it's not necessarily forgettable because

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Unlike the garfield movie

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I do remember what happened in it

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But I think the reason I remember what happened in is because I remember what happened in the first game

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's kind of one of those things where you know six and one hand half does the other

[01:07:07] [SPEAKER_04]: So Kevin Hart is Roland. You've got a young unknown playing tiny Tina. It's tiny tea racist

[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Tiny Tina is not racist in this movie. Thank god, although she does use the phrase badonkadonk

[01:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: But only once

[01:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And in reference to some explosive that she has in a doll and that's fine

[01:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Kate Blanchett for some unknown reason is Lilith

[01:07:29] [SPEAKER_04]: as Kate Blanchett does

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_04]: She eats

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You got your jamelee Curtis

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, you got your jack black there

[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Doing a fairly serviceable, uh, israel has a right to protect itself. Ha ha ha. No, um, not great, but you know

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Not great jack

[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Jack black robot is really upsetting last week jack quit the band. Yeah, it's just not um

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He's got the quirky little voice thing and it's fine

[01:08:02] [SPEAKER_04]: um, he does channel

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That clap trap character. So he kind of gets the characterization now, which is interesting because I was like, okay

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a new but very very familiar take

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_04]: On clap trap clap trap is I mean clap trap kind of sucks to begin with. He's an annoying asshole

[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_04]: So it kind of fits

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But you know, it just it barely hangs together. It's kind of there

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't do anything new with the ip. That's my big problem with it

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So many things go right and so many things go wrong

[01:08:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I like that they had the character of creague who is a psycho

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_04]: A psycho that's like fighting for the good guys, but there's other psychos that are bad guys and

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_04]: There's some fun little set pieces. But yeah, for the most part

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Most of what happens in the movie

[01:08:45] [SPEAKER_04]: A is in the games and b just doesn't really seem to fucking matter because they get to the same point in the end

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That they would have gotten to whether they'd gone through all this bullshit or not

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Eli Roth who was the director of this movie

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: The bear Jew

[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes has done

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_04]: So much better with so much less

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_04]: He got all this money to do this movie and he's done far better movies with a smaller budget

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And I think that's where his comfort zone is

[01:09:13] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like if you give

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: John carpenter

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_04]: James Cameron budget

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And he goes sure i'll do this, you know extremely insane cgi bullshit

[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_04]: His heart's not in it his skills are with the mid budget movie. Don't give him a big budget movie

[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Give him a small or a medium budget movie

[01:09:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Two stars out of five. It's not you know

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not gonna it's not Casablanca obviously it's but it's also not

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Triple x with vindy's hall. You know what I mean like there's it's somewhere in between

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_04]: There's maybe one or two good gags and they're all spoiled by the trailer

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[01:09:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a c movie. It's not even a b-movie

[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Speaking of bad

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_07]: video game movies

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_07]: The minecraft trailer

[01:10:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm taking psychic damage every time I think about it, but yes jack

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean there's there's a lot of stuff that's like

[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the one thing that people in gauze. I have

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Like he coming back to this they don't have to

[01:10:14] [SPEAKER_07]: They just have to worry about survival and not this

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Being offended by art and and uh

[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_07]: capitalist uh

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_07]: media

[01:10:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll still take the being offended by art and capitalist media. Our treat culture or treat based economy

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, don't get me started red letter media did just put out a great video called what are next

[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like eight minutes of them going like

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: remakes and re and they go through the entire slate of movies coming up for the next year

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And talking about things that are bad that are upcoming and they're all based on something else now that argument, of course

[01:10:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't always work on me because I remember when you know frankenstein was a book so

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but yeah

[01:11:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So, you know

[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't recommend highly do not recommend. Don't don't bother sounds bad. Sounds terrible

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't like did you like put your kids through this?

[01:11:13] [SPEAKER_04]: It was his idea. He's the borderlands fan amongst us

[01:11:18] [SPEAKER_07]: He's not gonna make it

[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_04]: well

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Look

[01:11:23] [SPEAKER_04]: He's 14. I know I know

[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_04]: We all had shit taste at 14 when I was 14. My favorite movie was the crow. Okay

[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_07]: All right. Well when I was 14 my favorite movie was uh a clockwork orange

[01:11:35] [SPEAKER_04]: See that's what i'm saying like

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_07]: None none or one had the leg up. I did exactly of trauma and and not present parenting

[01:11:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Now granted when I was 12 my favorite movie was terminator two, so it's it's a mixed bag

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can't really yeah. Well, I think that's a good place to leave it if you do

[01:11:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's unfuck this chicken

[01:11:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Not possible. So Brian

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're gonna tell people where to find you on the internet, where would you tell them?

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh gosh. Well, you can um find me as ishaki the board ish otg yd b or d

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_07]: On twitter I am on

[01:12:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Instagram as a music photographer and speaking of a music photographer if you want to check out my

[01:12:19] [SPEAKER_07]: uh

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Photography portfolio

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_07]: You can go over to uh

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Asshole music photographer if you want to check out a website this still doesn't work because guess who has no fucking free time

[01:12:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no. Yeah

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's still a music photographer. It's still uh a music photographer.com

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_07]: You can go over to the arts stl which is the last and only good music website

[01:12:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Me a website in general in st. Louis, uh, and you can check out, uh

[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Some really great photos of cage the elephant and uh, you're gonna the giant a show that I did

[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Myself in a bunch of apparently everyone else didn't get the photograph except for like five people

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I told the story. Yeah

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like how like we all got offered and I had to shoot and they're like, oh, we can't accommodate

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not gonna shoot anything you send me for you ask me to shoot for a while

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyways, but I think it was laura juril jurrell. Oh, okay

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, she got some really great photos of that show

[01:13:18] [SPEAKER_07]: So she kept the fire going. She held the flame

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, the quote the road

[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_07]: My king gizzard and lizard wizard piece went up a couple days ago

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I don't think it's very good, but the photos are great. You say that about everything you write

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_07]: So I don't know about that. This is this one's rough is very much. I went to the park. I saw a dog

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_07]: And then I got hungry

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_07]: So I went and bought a hot dog from the man

[01:13:43] [SPEAKER_07]: And then I took out my BB gun and said what a great day for a parade and started pointing at children and making pee pee

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_07]: pow sounds with my mouth

[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I want to read it even more now

[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, uh, if you're looking for me on the internet, you can find me at various places under the name video crime behind

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_04]: EOC r. I am e chances are if there's a video crime

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That's gotta be me. You can also find me as part of the podcast. That's not this one

[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Called submitted for the approval of the midnight pals

[01:14:13] [SPEAKER_04]: There I play a

[01:14:15] [SPEAKER_04]: fictionalized version of steven king season two is coming very very soon

[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: That's uh, yeah, baby midnight dash pals

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_04]: dot simple cast dot com or

[01:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Wherever you're fine. Uh podcasts are sold. You can reach the show in a myriad of ways

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Damn

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I've been trying to get robin to work that into an episode

[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't got him there yet, but one of these days this machine called me an asshole

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_07]: One of my favorite line deliveries. Oh, it's wonderful. It's also it's maximum overdrive, right? Maximum overdrive

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Also won the few movies. I will never

[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Skip ring any trivia or any like cast interviews about if they pop up on social media like yes

[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, please tell me about the guy who played the baseball kid in the one scene. Yeah

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_07]: The only the the monster vision guy has ever only ever seen like the

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, it was jorge ramero. Okay, but the story is told by the job. I'm right about how yeah

[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a cut of it. That's so fucking gory that upset george ramero

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