Episode 107 : Are You Garfin' Right Now?

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_08]: If you say shit like bazinga, they give you a TV show.

[00:00:03] [SPEAKER_08]: If you say opinions that are true, you get the executioner's blade.

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_02]: 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Uncle Pussy, the mythical uncle pussy.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Uncle Pussy, I think that's the only time he's called Uncle Pussy in the entire show.

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Big Pussy Bompensarrow.

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He got it because he's a fat guy who was a caper.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is like alright man, you just wanted to call somebody.

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Lobster names are so great.

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You just wanted to call somebody Pussy.

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, hypothetical.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Hypothetical? Hypothetical for you.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know words.

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So I had this thought the other day.

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_04]: It was if you could introduce one element of modern culture to a previously contacted indigenous tribe

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: to ruin their way of life completely, what would it be?

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It can't be porn. That's too easy.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I got nothing.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_05]: What do you have ideas here?

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, easily.

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Flippy cup.

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Flip.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Looks like that we ain't getting harvested.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Flippy cup.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_04]: All the menfolk go out to hunt but they're just flipping a cup.

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Check this out.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_06]: It was going to sound like Farmville but I got flippy cups even more.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_06]: A ball and stick.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_06]: A ball and cup?

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_04]: A ball and cup even better, yeah.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And you know they already got like, you give them a couple pop collars

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_04]: and a ball of Thunderbird.

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh gosh.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Not even Mad Dog.

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You're going straight Thunderbird huh?

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Straight Thunderbird.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Listen dude.

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_04]: They got a lot of catching up.

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was going to say okay, alright that's fair.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_04]: They got to start at the bottom before they get to the top.

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you have a fair point there.

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it would probably be like, I don't know.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Man, I thought I was in such a fucking layup.

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I've been holding on to this.

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't even tell my girlfriend this idea because I was like,

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't tell it to another person because then it kind of loses its pump.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_05]: What would I introduce to a previously uncontacted civilization

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_05]: to just completely destroy them?

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yowie?

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It can't be, well that's porn.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright, fine.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Anime I guess.

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, anime absolutely.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Manga even.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to read, no, see unlike your series of hierographs,

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_04]: or whatever the fuck they're called,

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_04]: you got to read this from, check this out.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Right to left.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Within a generation they're going to be requesting dubs

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's just going to be all over for their civilization.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: The tire reading.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Previously uncontacted primitive tribe,

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: they're exchanging a fucking entire bore.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They got on the hunt for some Pocky

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: and body pillows.

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: For the latest chainsaw man.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone with like one of those semi-aquatic like propeller boats

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: like this cascade in the background,

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: jump cut to the goods, the indigenous goods

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: being exchanged for a box of Shonen Jump.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone smells terrible.

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes and they immediately...

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone's posture is awful.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and then they immediately identify with Goku

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_05]: and there's paintings of Goku everywhere right now.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Well yeah, they immediately are just like,

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_05]: open the door at me Goku.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_05]: So welcome to 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking,

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_05]: my name's Jason and this is Brian.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_05]: We're charging up our J.O. crystals

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_05]: and going Super Saiyan today I guess.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_05]: So we talked about politics a little bit last week.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I think there's pretty much all we talked about

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_05]: with the exception of dead malls.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_05]: But this week we wanted to kind of take a break from that

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_05]: and then this happened.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_05]: We have an alt weekly here in St. Louis

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_05]: called the River Front Times,

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_05]: colloquially known as the RFT.

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, what happened some months back

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_05]: was that the entire staff was fired

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's now a, shall we say an AI dumpster fire.

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a zombie publication.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I've checked the RFT maybe two or three times

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_04]: since it shuddered and it's just slop.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Like AI slop, a bunch of weird like OnlyFans reviews.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Five Latina housewives that aren't afraid to do anal.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And you know, stuff like that.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to tell you something as a legitimate pervert.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_04]: You take away the thrill of the hunt.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: That is true. You present them all at one time.

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's what do you mean?

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Philosophically you're gilding the lily.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me hunt down like my, hunt down my spot

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: like a Yaoman farmer.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I need the toil in the lands for one tit pick.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't need it curated for me.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That's disgusting.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: First of all, you don't even deserve to jack off

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: or goon.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: If that's how you have to go, you have to go to a licycle.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_05]: So you're going all bare grillus on that.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_05]: You got to do the, or micro.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_05]: You're going all micro.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it could be both.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I hate micro.

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he's a despicable human being.

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not astroturfing jacking off here

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: for the Koch brothers.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, just all of this fucking AI slop.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_04]: This weird only fan stuff and I want to say

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: wired publish an article today or sometime this week

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: about the zombie all weekly publications

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: including Village Voice doing the same thing

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: and this guy who seems absolutely like someone

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_04]: who hangs out at his local Twin Peaks.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Even particularly the weekends he has custody.

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently now is the editor and curator of the RFT

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: and is dancing on the fucking grave.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_05]: In that wired article put together by Katie Nibbs

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_05]: in the business section.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, Katie.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_05]: The Riverfront Times publishes its only fan blogs

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_05]: under the byline RFT staff.

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Former employees are disturbed to see their archival

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_05]: work commingling with SEO porn slop.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It's wrenching in so many ways says

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_05]: former Riverfront Times writer Danny Wisentowski

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_05]: like watching a love at home getting devoured

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: by vines or left to rot.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Danny was not the only one to express his dismay.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Daniel Hill also posted a bit on there.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Daniel Hill, the former music editor.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_05]: His only response was,

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Elma.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_05]: So there was a post today from J Davis.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_05]: J.D. Davis actually.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Bad week for guys named J.D.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_05]: J.D. Davis comes from Albany.

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Now is the guy who runs the Riverfront Times.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_05]: He's the executive editor

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_05]: and he laid it all out in an 11 post thread.

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Gosh, can I read it?

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh boy would you?

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I, God.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Gosh gee willacris.

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_04]: My ex-wife's a bitch first of all

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_04]: and second of all.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's my thesis.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's my manifesto on the RFT.

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm J.D. Davis.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: J.D. Davis.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: J.D. Davis.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_04]: God, what?

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a terrible person.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I deserve the.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Hey now.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I love the challenge of solving huge issues

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_04]: and right now the legacy publishing world is dying.

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I ain't take this role just to keep RFT

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_04]: on life support while operating at a loss.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I believe it can thrive.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_04]: The historical wrying on the site

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_04]: was aggressively opinionated,

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_04]: fraught with author bias and overwhelmingly negative.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_04]: As a result, fewer people were reading it today

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_04]: than any time in the last half century.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Under by leadership,

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_04]: we've already eliminated the environmentally unfriendly

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_04]: and outdated printing of news on paper

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_04]: and will maintain an online news publication

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_04]: with helpful oracles that have a positive spin on them.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_04]: TikTok is insane.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Facebook is full of ads for weight loss drugs

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_04]: and LinkedIn just wants to sell my contact information

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_04]: to a salesperson.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_04]: At RFT, I'm committing to a site

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: devoid of racist comment sections

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: free of pop-up ads

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_04]: and full of helpful content about living

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_04]: in and around St. Louis

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_04]: so that you can enjoy the site without thinking

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_04]: we have an agenda.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so he goes on and on.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean it's 11 posts and it continues for a while

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_05]: but now let's talk about sex.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_05]: More specifically, let's talk about only fans.

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And now that we've broken the seal,

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: let's talk about S-Asterix X.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_04]: More specifically, let's talk about only fans.

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Did you know that 500,000 people

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_04]: look for new content creators every day on Google?

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That's almost twice the number of people

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_04]: that live in St. Louis.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Half a million every single day.

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_05]: And he does say, you know,

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_05]: from what he can tell,

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_05]: no one else is writing content

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_05]: that's so trustworthy, well researched,

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_05]: or current that someone who is searching

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_05]: for new creators is happy with what they find.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_05]: My stance for RFT is that only fans

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_05]: is a safe platform for self-expression.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It's both wildly popular,

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_05]: 200 million users, and entirely legal.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I would love...

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I wish was legal?

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Pushing this guy in front of a...

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_04]: idling...

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's not great.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_05]: It is the slow, awful AI-fueled death

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_05]: of a beloved publication here in St. Louis.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_05]: We do not care for it.

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_05]: There were many, many people outraged at this.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_05]: A number of folks commenting here.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's see here.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you seem like a great fit

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_05]: going back into his post-history

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_05]: where he gets a little horny

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_05]: for Argentinian president Javier Millet.

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I wish I could vote for him,

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_05]: says JD Davis.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, just seems bad.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_05]: A lot of people with clown shoes,

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_05]: you know, lol what the fuck.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_05]: God, I just want...

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I want to f*** this guy.

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Here's at Rust Belt Enjoyer.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Genuinely go fuck yourself.

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Shame on you for co-opting decades of hard work

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_05]: and goodwill garnered by hundreds

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_05]: of hardworking men and women

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_05]: over many, many years,

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_05]: just so you can do this new media stunt

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_05]: that's destined to fail

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_05]: and burn their legacy in the process.

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And then Brian Munoz.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Munoz?

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_04]: That's Munoz I think.

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, from NPR.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_04]: FCL Public Radio here in St. Louis

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_04]: is reaching out for comment.

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I hope it's allure him to a third location.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_04]: The b*** him with a bag full of b***.

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Carpe Donnelly, can't wait to watch

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_05]: your inevitable turn to right-wing

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_05]: grifter news aggregator,

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_05]: which is kind of already happening.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Here's Jeff Hirsch.

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Shorter version, we will continue to fill

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_05]: the paper with AI garbage and only fans promo.

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Enjoy your sh** sandwich.

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Go away, poser.

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Jeff says, let the RFT die if you're just

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_05]: going to flog more crap content

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_05]: with it.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_05]: That's Mundo.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_05]: This long-ass post could have used an editor.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Heyo!

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh jeez.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't look like they're going to hire

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_05]: one anytime soon.

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And yes, the JD Davis post about wishing

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_05]: they could vote for Javier Mele is real

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_05]: as is a number of weird f**king posts.

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_05]: A lot of sh** about Top Gun.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Top Gun, a lot of sh** about building a

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_05]: deck, St. Louis guy things, but there's

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: some stuff where you're like, hmm,

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah, retweeting someone who's saying

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_05]: urban passenger transport is not a

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_05]: profitable business. Tell that to

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Metro Link you dipshit. God this guy

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_04]: sucks. Absolutely f**king sucks.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_05]: So speaking of someone else we wish

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_05]: we could f**k into an n***** in

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_05]: the world.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Elon Musk is doing the rounds again,

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_05]: but this time for something I don't

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_05]: think I ever expected it is rumored.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And I say rumored that

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_05]: in 2009, Elon Musk attempted

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_05]: to get in to the Bay Area,

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_05]: meaning San Francisco, the San

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Francisco Bay. San Francisco Oakland's

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_05]: that Bay Area.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Baby Fur community.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Now those of you not familiar with

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Baby Furs, it is people who are

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_05]: kind of free,

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_05]: but also weird about it.

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Because not only do they role play

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_05]: as a furry type of character,

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_05]: but they also are doing baby

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_05]: sh**. Onesies overalls

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_05]: the whole bit.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah that's bad man.

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot of like Baby Fur

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_04]: and little stuff

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_04]: that can be odd.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it kind of skirts the line.

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Nothing really,

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_04]: it sounds as odd

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_04]: or weird or off putting as

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_04]: failing to join that social

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_04]: crew.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_04]: How weird do you have to be?

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_05]: For the baby furs to say no.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_05]: No Elon, I'm sorry.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_05]: So this all started with a post

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Fiona Mary Megaplex

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_05]: at Fiona Mary

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_05]: on the 25th of July.

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_05]: This is August now that we're in.

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Photo of Elon, where do you think

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_05]: his downfall started? It was then

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_05]: quote tweeted by TJ

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_05]: who the at is at

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_05]: BNUYU

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Hopper when he failed to worm

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_05]: his way into the Bay Area baby

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_05]: fur community in like 2009

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_05]: true story.

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And that set off people looking

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_05]: for information.

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Two days later,

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Christy Olsen post this photo.

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_05]: I just had to go through literally

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_05]: 30k photos of the most traumatic moments

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_05]: of my life but it was worth it.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Presented without commentary.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And it is a gentleman who looks

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_05]: a lot like Elon Musk

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_05]: in what appears to be a

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_05]: some sort of penguin onesie

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_05]: at an outdoor event

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_05]: with working on

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_05]: something or rolling a joint or something.

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Not good. According to the poster

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_05]: the photograph was sent to them

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_05]: by a Tesla employee in 2021.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Again,

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Elon rolling a J in a little

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_05]: penguin onesie

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_05]: weird. The poster then followed

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_05]: by the rumor about Elon Musk being into

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_05]: baby fur cosplay being spread on Twitter

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_05]: this a precourtesy of know your meme

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_05]: they're asking is there any evidence

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_05]: in a chain of comments

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_05]: which included Ken Clippenstein

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_05]: for some reason. Elon Musk

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_05]: was asked he meant

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_05]: do you identify

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_05]: as a furry to which

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Elon responds

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_05]: fur curious. Okay

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_06]: maybe we got something here

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_05]: and then of course the baby fur

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_05]: is not just being a furry but also

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_05]: the age play aspect

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_05]: of it. Well, you know we did discover

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_05]: in April of last year that he had

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_05]: a burner account where he

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_05]: cosplayed as his own child. The 3 year old

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_05]: X-A-E-A

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_05]: X-1-1

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the main

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_05]: frame robot that rolls

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_05]: the tapes around.

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And the posts included things like

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I finally turned 3 on May the 4th

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_05]: or I wish I was old enough

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_05]: to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun.

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And that was

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_05]: they did

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_05]: there was a deposition

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_05]: in March of this year where he

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_05]: said yeah, that's my account

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I've used that account before

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_04]: That's so embarrassing

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_05]: As if the guy couldn't get weird enough

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_05]: right? With all the random

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_05]: kids and all the weird

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_05]: shit he says every day on the line

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_04]: His trans daughter just absolutely fucking

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_04]: mercilessly dunking on him

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: She's awesome just to be like I hate my dad

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_04]: and he was a shitty father

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_04]: and he sucks. Yeah, I mean

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_05]: if I ever did something that shitty

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I would hope

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_05]: that my child would set me right

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_05]: in a public way like that because like

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_05]: okay, you know what you're right

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_05]: but that's because I can learn and grow

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_05]: and have human emotions. I don't know what his deal is

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_05]: but such a fucking weirdo

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't get him. I don't understand it

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Is it the money? Is it

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_04]: because he's got more money than God? What is his fucking deal?

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. It's that he tried to go

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: and tried to be a part of a niche

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_04]: kink community and apparently

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_04]: failed

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_04]: so badly at it. Yeah, they told him

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_05]: no.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And this guy, he was already wealthy at this point

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, usually rich guys don't have

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_04]: problems like these. Oh, it's being

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_05]: told no maybe.

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he just

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_04]: what a fucking weirdo.

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_05]: What a freak. Well, speaking of weirdos and freaks

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_05]: our last story, Avi Schiffman

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_05]: posting this, introducing

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Friend, not imaginary

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_05]: with the following

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_05]: bizarre ass video. Have you seen this?

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I have not. So friend.com

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_05]: is the home of the

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_05]: friend ai

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_05]: which might sound familiar because

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_05]: it's really similar to the

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_05]: the pin or the rabbit

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_05]: but here's

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_05]: the bizarre ass video

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I know the effects are

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: crazy.

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's dank, I could eat one of these

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_03]: every day.

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, I got you messy.

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, pre-order now

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_05]: for $99 friend.com

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_05]: um, oh yeah

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_05]: oh

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_04]: We're not meant to make it, are we?

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: No, we really aren't.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_05]: It is a little ai buddy that you wear

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_05]: on your neck and it connects to your

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_04]: phone and um

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_04]: The very bottom of the screen here is a post

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_04]: scroll down past all the check marks

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_04]: to see the first real comment. I was disappointed

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_04]: and of course the first real

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_04]: comment was FART

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_04]: at FART, aka John Hedren

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_04]: just plainly responding

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_04]: this shit sucks stupid

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_05]: God bless John

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_05]: for that, yeah, because I wanted to

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_05]: highlight that particular fucking post because

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_05]: most of the other ones were well actually

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_05]: one of my favorites was MKBHD

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Markies Brownlee saying, wait this isn't a skit

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_05]: it's not a joke. It feels like a bit

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_04]: particularly like oh the falafel's dank.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_05]: The falafel is dank line

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_05]: and then she gets the falafel whatever

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_05]: sauce it is and then the ai

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_05]: friend says yum

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_05]: and I'm like oh there's gonna be a

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_05]: fucking porn edit of this

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_05]: like that

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe I got you messy

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, oh I got you so messy

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_05]: But Markies Brownlee wait this isn't a skit

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Avi will get one into your hands

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_05]: looking forward to a positive review

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_05]: winky face

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_05]: look I can guarantee I'll give it a fair shot

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I cannot guarantee anything else

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Markies thank you

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_05]: because I have a feeling

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_05]: something tells me that

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_05]: it is going to be bad

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know why

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_05]: maybe it's because it's never worked before but yes

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_05]: the friend ai

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_05]: they spent 2 million dollars by the way

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_05]: just on the domain name

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_05]: friend.com

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, here it is

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Evis Dranova posting

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_05]: wait this dude actually

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_05]: spent 1.8 million out

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_05]: of 2.5 million raised

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_05]: on a domain name

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_05]: for a pre-launch

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_05]: hardware device

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_05]: this is actually fucking insane

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_05]: and I would be furious

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_05]: if I was an investor

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_05]: as would I my friend

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_05]: as would I

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what think about how many friends you could buy

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_04]: with 1.8 million dollars

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_04]: and if you weren't

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Elon Musk

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Well there's that too, yeah you can't substitute money

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_05]: for charm and believe me he's tried

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_05]: there's some great memes

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_05]: that came out of it though of course the myth of consensual sex

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_05]: the man saying he consents

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_05]: the woman saying she consents but then

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_05]: the friend ai saying I don't

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_05]: oh yeah that's right

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Nick Shevchenko

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_05]: who had a ai pin start up

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_05]: also called friend

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_05]: released a diss track

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_00]: renamed your tab, jacked my style

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_00]: built nothing real, it's been a while

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_00]: investor cash, you're very quick I'm grinding hard

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_00]: tracks on my peak

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_00]: don't play games, what is the proof?

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_00]: all your guys with no roof

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the founder, hard-wired in hand

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_00]: user she's shadow can't understand

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I be your jokes, spend a meal on a name

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_00]: can ship a thing just clear her fame

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_00]: friend and yours running my way

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_00]: open source fam, dicky or grave

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_00]: dicky seeds I've learned the grind

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_00]: you're wasting cash, I'm building in time

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_00]: respect the game, respect the source

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the real friend, the ai force

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_05]: he's not on beat, his flow is not bad

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_05]: but uh he just you gotta listen for the snare

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_05]: my man you're not hitting it

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_05]: but his point's the same

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_05]: hey your name's the same as mine

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_05]: and your product looks shit here, what the hell

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not trusting either one of them to actually deliver on it

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_05]: of course because ai products are

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_05]: uniformly as of now

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_05]: a garbage

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah they all seem absolutely terrible

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_04]: the um

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_04]: what was the teenage engineering one

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_04]: teenage engineering worked with the rabbit

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_04]: the rabbit R1

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_04]: and then there was the pin that you wore on your shirt

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_04]: that projected

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_04]: the display onto a flat surface

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_05]: it would be like your hand right

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_05]: yes it was the humane ai

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_05]: ai pin, that one starting at

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_05]: $700

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: remember when technology was fucking cool

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean I'm sorry I don't want to like

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_04]: you on the Ed Zitron rant

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_04]: because I'm not half as smart as Ed

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_04]: but

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_05]: but you're not wrong and he's not wrong either

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_05]: remember when this was fun and like wearables were like

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: a pipe dream and like now that we've got them

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_05]: they're shitty

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_04]: remember when like the iPhones were new

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_04]: and people were like hey look at these things we can do with the accelerometer

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_04]: it was like a little dumb shit like oh if I tip it like this looks like I'm drinking a beer

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_04]: remember when

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking macbooks

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean not to go back to the accelerometer game

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_04]: that was the thing that was like a novelty

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_04]: was it someone coded

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_04]: something that when if you

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: close your macbook and you waved it around

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_04]: it made a lightsaber sound

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_04]: these are dumb little things but they were like

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_04]: fun

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: there's not a level of cynicism

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_04]: to that stuff and I feel like

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_04]: we kind of just enveloped

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_04]: ourselves

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_05]: we have been consumed by it

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_04]: and I say that as a

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_04]: a don't worthy

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_04]: sec about town

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_05]: well yeah I mean you're

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_05]: kind of the guy I go to when I think about these things

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_05]: but yes you're not wrong though

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_05]: that's the thing technology was

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_05]: supposed to give us silly shit to waste

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_05]: our time on

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_05]: and not whatever the fuck that is

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_04]: having our data scraped

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_04]: so an AI can

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_04]: brain poison me mom

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_05]: people yeah yeah I mean you're not

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_05]: wrong

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_05]: well speaking of

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_05]: problems technology

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_05]: and so forth it's crypto scam of the week

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_08]: you're listening to

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_08]: 48 minutes of dogs barking the

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_03]: podcast and now it's time

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_03]: for the crypto scam of the week

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_05]: so this we're calling an audible I had

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_05]: something else completely different lined up

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_05]: but as as happens in this type of

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_05]: space something came up buzzer

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah exactly

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: right Scotty Pippin

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_05]: on the Chicago bowls

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: of the famous 96 bowls

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_05]: of the dream team

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_05]: two-time Olympic gold medalist for

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_05]: basket to ball

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_05]: it was him and him and Jordan

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_05]: and Rodman for a while

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_05]: for some goddamn reason

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_05]: just today let's

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_05]: ball he says dollar sign ball

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_05]: and then the video which feels

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_05]: like a hostage video community

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_01]: decentralization

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_01]: real world sports

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_01]: object

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_01]: he likes to tow she

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_05]: he starts the video with

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_05]: decentralization and then

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_05]: he says a real world sports

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_05]: object he's referring to the game

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_05]: five ball that he's holding his hand

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_05]: is the ball that one of them bowls

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_05]: championship ring game five ball

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_05]: and then be like so to

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_05]: after a very very very long

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_05]: pause of a 17 second

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_05]: video it's like half of it yeah

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_04]: have this pause where he's trying

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_04]: wondering if is it really all worth it

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I gotta wonder

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_05]: buddy are you okay blink twice

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_05]: if you're you know they got your hostage in

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_05]: your home or something and he says be

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_05]: like Satoshi

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_05]: and it cuts to black and it's a dollar

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_05]: sign ball

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_05]: 33 years later the game five ball from the

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Chicago bowls first NBA title in 1991

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_05]: is coming to the blockchain launching

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_05]: August one on

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_05]: ETH

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_05]: so Zach XPT first

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_05]: on the scene here and deploy

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_05]: your address for ball

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_05]: seems to tie to the abandoned

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_05]: project little hippo

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_05]: NFT

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_05]: and whoever it's Mr.

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Moe is

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Mr. Moe. ETH

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_05]: real world sports objects

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_05]: on the blockchain fire

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_05]: rocket stars

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_05]: replying to Scottie Pippin ball

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_05]: ball fire rocket stars

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_05]: just not great now

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Zach XPT is also quick to note

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_05]: that back in December of 2022

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Scottie Pippin

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_05]: also had launched an NFT project

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_05]: which was also a rug

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_05]: so for only being almost

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_05]: two years apart this video

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_05]: from December and the one we saw

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_05]: today something to happen to this guy

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean nothing elder abuse

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_05]: maybe I mean he's not that old

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I know but

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_04]: we're getting there

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_05]: he's not Stanley age where he's

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_05]: going to be taking advantage of

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_04]: we need to kind of loop back here before we start talking

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_04]: about this NFT because this ball project

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah like immediately rugged yes

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_04]: whoever had the control

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_04]: of the contract pulled

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_04]: like I want to say like

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_04]: $300,000 just like within a minute

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah here it is a ball

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_05]: already in need of a CTO

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_05]: after a dev newt

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_05]: 100 ETH right out of the gate this is

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_05]: a 0x imperious on twitter there

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_04]: this is to give you

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_04]: an idea of like how weird crypto

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_04]: space is that guy has had to change his name

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_04]: like two or three times for all the rugs

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_04]: he's been associated with oh my

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_05]: here's the chart hits the spike

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_05]: here and then

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_05]: 30 minutes 30 minutes

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_04]: it's in the net

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_04]: he's heating up

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_04]: he's pulling

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_04]: the rug

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_04]: but yeah

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_04]: sorry that yeah

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_04]: sorry I look like a 1.9 million

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_04]: almost a $2 million market cap

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_04]: got to almost

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_04]: nine

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_04]: and just immediately

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_05]: transactions yeah there's the transaction somebody

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_05]: sold

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_05]: 200 million ball

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_05]: for 332,000

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_05]: USD

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_04]: they bought 32 Ethereum

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_04]: and then pulled out

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_04]: almost 104 Ethereum

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_04]: in just a matter of minutes

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_04]: not bad work

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_04]: if you can get it and also try to NBA

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_04]: legends of flailing

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_04]: credibility in the meantime

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah here's

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Slogger the slugs asking hey Scotty

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_05]: what's up I'm wondering if you can clarify

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_05]: something but why did you spend

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_05]: half the supply to like eight wallets

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_05]: with no transaction history

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_05]: five hours ago

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_05]: hmm yeah

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_05]: that's a good question

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_05]: it makes me think Scotty himself

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_05]: is not in charge of the project

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_04]: slurry scam tokens

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: are nothing new we've kind of mentioned them

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_04]: ad nauseam on this

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_04]: podcast a few times but everyone's while

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_04]: like something this comes through you're just like

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_04]: huh what yeah

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_05]: well and it just very recent I mean this was in

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_05]: the past two hours punky bruster launched

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_05]: a coin

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Ziggy had Garfield

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_05]: neutered now that's comedy

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_05]: now we're gonna see

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I bet you Ziggy had Garfield

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_05]: neutered coin

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield with no

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_05]: nuts you know that kind of thing

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_05]: cat with no nuts

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_05]: lasagna cat

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_05]: but uh yeah crypto scam

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_05]: the week it sucks they know

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_05]: what else sucks is being the victim of

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_05]: online bullying Brian that is our

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_05]: main topic this week is a gentleman

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_05]: who through no fault of his own

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_05]: wound up being humiliated and ridiculed

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_05]: by pretty much the entire internet of

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_04]: this is funny you say this after

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_04]: our last episode

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: was tiled after a

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_04]: riff on JD Vance

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_05]: you know what

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_05]: he's a public figure that's a different story

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_05]: this is a private citizen I'm gonna

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_05]: there's a distinct difference

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_05]: JD Vance is fair game

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_05]: whereas this guy

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think necessarily should have

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_05]: been maybe maybe I should stop cyberbullying

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_05]: JD Vance but maybe not

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think you should ever stop

[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_04]: cyberbullying JD Vance

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to see him break

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_05]: mentally yeah you think it's gonna happen

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_04]: he has um the energy of

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_04]: someone that has been asked

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_04]: to fix the printer of

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_04]: someone that did not respect him

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_05]: oh I was he said to fix

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_05]: the printer I immediately thought of that

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_05]: thing right I carried the printer four miles

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_05]: and did even go hugged

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_04]: hopefully he follows

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Borky's example right down to the

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_04]: end so this of course

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_05]: some of you may know what I'm talking

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_05]: about some of you may not it's the Star Wars

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_05]: kid now Brian

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_05]: you're of an age where you would have

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_05]: seen this in the early days where did

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_05]: you first see

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_05]: the Star Wars kid I want to say

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_04]: either in a computer lab

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_04]: high school or

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_04]: a friend's house yeah I think

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_05]: in the early days of Lime Wire

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_05]: and I was looking up copies

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_05]: of the latest Star Wars movie

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_05]: somebody that recorded from their

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_05]: camcorder and came across

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_05]: this exact file name that's mentioned on Wikipedia

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Jackass underscore

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Star Wars underscore funny dot

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_05]: WMV

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_05]: and so

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like okay Jackass

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_05]: is a thing let's see what these guys did

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_05]: thinking it was the Jackass stunt

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_05]: or something and no it was

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_05]: a gentleman by the name of Galane

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_05]: that can't be right Galane

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Gisling oh no

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_05]: hahahahahaha

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Gisling according

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_05]: to the Friends pronunciation guide

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_05]: YouTube channel I've been saying it wrong

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_05]: it's Gisling

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_05]: alright Gisling Raza

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: filmed himself swinging

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_05]: around he says a golf

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_05]: ball retriever

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_05]: as a mock weapon now this time

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_05]: period of course is right after

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_05]: episode one the Phantom Menace

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_05]: came out the double-bladed

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_05]: lightsaber made famous by Darth Maul

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_05]: in that movie was very popular at the time

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_05]: and here he was with this thing

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_05]: flinging it around as though

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_05]: he was in the movie I never liked it

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_04]: because it felt like something that was not

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_04]: supposed to be seen and no

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it was and me again

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_04]: a mean kid a mean teenager

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_04]: was like I don't know about this yeah

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean I chuckled but then like

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_04]: you know on on deeper

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_04]: thought this

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_04]: doesn't seem like

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_04]: it's a cheap laugh and it's not

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_04]: a good cheap laugh yeah and I think what

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_05]: really made it truly unfortunate

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_05]: is that you know Gisling

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_05]: unfortunately fit the stereotype

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_05]: of a Star Wars nerd at the time

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_05]: that he was an overweight

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_05]: kid you know a little

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_05]: nerdy he was filming

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_05]: himself thinking he was looking so cool

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_05]: but like you said

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_05]: it wasn't meant for public consumption

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_05]: he taped it himself yes

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_05]: but never shared it with anyone

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_05]: he had an interview with

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_05]: a candidate as McLean's magazine

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I was goofing around you said

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_05]: unknown to him again according to

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Mashable some classmates found the tape

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_05]: and posted it online

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Veal of File Sharing Service

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Kazaa and that is where

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_05]: not necessarily Kazaa but like it made

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_05]: its way all around the other place

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_05]: P2P places forums

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_05]: people doing FTPs it wound up

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_04]: everywhere it was even fucking parried

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_05]: in the rest of development it was parried

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_05]: in so many places if you look down

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_05]: at the end of the Wikipedia article

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_05]: American Dad

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_05]: rest of development

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Ned's Declassified School Survival Clid

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Corey in the House

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_05]: The Office South Park Venture Brothers

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Character of Hengeman 21 according to this

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_05]: was created as a Star Wars kid reference

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_05]: but then eventually was bumped up to the main cast

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Weird Al Jankovic in the

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_05]: White Nerdy video

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Now 2006

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I will say this is kind of neat Stephen Colbert

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_05]: was trying to take this back a little bit

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_05]: and basically created something

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_05]: of him doing a Star Wars

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Kid style flailing about

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_05]: with a lightsaber deal and had

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_05]: his viewers edit the video

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_05]: and make it into something however

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_05]: all that is built on the notoriety

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_05]: of this guy he appeared

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_05]: as an Easter egg in Tony Hawk's

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Underground 2 that's right

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_05]: in Kevin Smith's movie Tusk

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_05]: the Justin Long character

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_05]: goes to Canada to meet

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_05]: the Kill Bill kid which was a reference

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_05]: to the Star Wars kid

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_05]: if you've seen that movie

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't recommend you seeing Tusk

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_05]: it is

[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_05]: what if Human Centipede was

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_05]: stupider?

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I tried watching that movie

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_04]: after hearing people

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_04]: just jerk off about it for years

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_04]: and it was on Netflix or something like that

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_04]: and I gave it a shot

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to say I got

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_04]: about 45 minutes and I feel

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_04]: like Justin Long is a vacuum of

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_04]: charisma

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_04]: which is why he's so good in Barbarian

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Barbarian yes

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_04]: someone you want all the bad things

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_05]: to happen to. Right and I think that's

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_05]: why it works in that

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_05]: movie but

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_05]: this guy

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_05]: did nothing wrong

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_05]: he filmed himself goofing around

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_05]: right and it became

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_05]: this entire thing

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_05]: it was everywhere

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_05]: and we've been talking about it for 20 years

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_05]: it's frankly insane

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_05]: it's insane that

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_05]: these people at his school

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_05]: didn't face consequences

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_05]: until

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_05]: 10 years later. Business Insider

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_05]: doing a Where Are They Now

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_05]: so the full story the Business Insider says is this

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_05]: November 2002

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_05]: 15 year old Raza set up a

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_05]: camcorder to tape himself for a class project

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_05]: in the video he's imitating

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Darth Maul and the tape was left

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_05]: with the school's filming equipment

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_05]: and would be discovered

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_05]: April of the following year

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_05]: by a classmate, Jerome Lafame

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_05]: he then showed it to his friend

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Jean-Michel Rihaud

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_05]: boy these are some Canadian ass names

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_05]: who imported the tape onto a computer

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_05]: the video would soon find its way

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_05]: into emails and was distributed

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_05]: among the students

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_05]: at Séminaire Saint-Joseph

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Saint Joseph Seminary right

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_05]: okay one of the students

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Michel Caron took the video and posted it

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_05]: on a website for the world to see

[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_05]: now the fallout was

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_05]: that Raza dropped out of school

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_05]: was diagnosed with depression

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_05]: finished the year at a psychiatric ward

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_05]: so Raza and his parents

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_05]: sued the families of the three students

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_05]: in July of that year, July 2003

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_05]: for about a quarter of a million US dollars

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_05]: in a statement from the lawsuit

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza had to endure

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_05]: and still endures today

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_05]: harassment and derision

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_05]: from his high school mates

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_05]: and the public at large

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_05]: it took them three years to reach a settlement

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_05]: in that time

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_05]: the video was viewed 900

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_05]: million times

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_05]: in those three years

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_05]: making it the most watched video

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_05]: ever

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_05]: now some people did take pity

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_05]: which they should because this is a terrible situation

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_05]: for a young man to find himself in

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_05]: he mentioned that he wanted to get an iPod

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_05]: a

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_05]: jishmukeri of jish.new

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_05]: and fellow blogger Andy Bow of waxy.org

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_05]: started a fundraiser

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_05]: to get an iPod for the guy

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_05]: they raised four grand, sent him a 30 gig

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_05]: iPod and some donations

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_05]: some cash there was an online petition

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_05]: to get Raza to be a part of

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Star Wars Episode 3

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_05]: received 140,000 signatures

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_05]: but Raza never got the cameo

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_05]: this was written in 2010

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_05]: now in his early 20s

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza has certainly become more than just the star wars kid

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_05]: he's getting his law degree at

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_05]: McGill University in Montreal

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_05]: and back in his hometown

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_05]: he is president of the Patrimony

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Trois-Liviers

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_05]: a conservation society aimed to preserve

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_05]: the cultural heritage of the town

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Trois-Liviers

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_05]: three rivers. Combined stats

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_05]: from the vinyl factory and tube mogul show

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_05]: the 15 year old Raza has been viewed

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_05]: one billion

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_05]: times since its first upload

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_05]: and this was in 2010

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_05]: so lord knows what those numbers are like now

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_05]: 14 years after this was published

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah easily one of the most viewed

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_04]: videos on the internet

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: what a charming and weird time

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_04]: and it's unfortunate that this thing

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: was used as a thing of

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_04]: of mockery towards him

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_04]: but we were so mean like I

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_04]: again I feel weird because I talk about how I liked the internet

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_04]: when it was meter

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_04]: but I don't

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_04]: a 15 year old kid

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_04]: and of course the people that are telling him to kill himself

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_04]: probably are doing out of their own self loading

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_04]: because they probably don't look too different from him

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_04]: no probably aren't

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_04]: two different socially than him

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_04]: you know pot kill black I would probably say

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah this the Mashable article

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_05]: in 2013 so it was three years after

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_05]: the last one we just read

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza suffered endless mockery lost friends right

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_05]: students would do the moves from video to insult him

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_05]: but he would also

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_05]: receive comments online calling him

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_05]: quote a pox on humanity

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza says on the internet there's no limits

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_05]: it was poison though he never considered

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_05]: suicide thank you for asking

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_05]: his message for kids in the same position

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_05]: you'll survive you're not alone you're surrounded

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_05]: by people who love you you have to

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_05]: overcome your shame and get help

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_05]: this was again 2013 there was

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_05]: a whole group that kind of came up

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_05]: golden gate knights who

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_05]: meet in San Francisco to practice

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_05]: lightsaber choreography

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_05]: as far as these Jedi knights are concerned

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza never had anything to be ashamed

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_05]: of despite his hardships

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza helped blaze the trail for other Star Wars

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_05]: fans says Alain Bloke who leads

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_05]: the San Francisco class we

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_05]: weren't laughing at him as much

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_05]: as we were laughing at ourselves

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I think we were laughing at the

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I think we're laughing at the guy

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_05]: as much as as much as

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_05]: bloke would say no I

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_05]: that was very much not

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_05]: what was happening and

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Raza did that was

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_04]: upload the internet not by his own

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_04]: choice I would say now

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_04]: 20 some odd years

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_04]: later is less

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_04]: embarrassing than when most people

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_04]: divulge without

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_04]: provocation

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_04]: or encouragement that is

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_04]: the internet on a daily

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_04]: daily basis yeah there are things

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_05]: that I see people confess to on twitter

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_05]: and I think yeah train dogs

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_05]: couldn't get that on me what are you saying to me

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_05]: now

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_05]: what do you mean

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_05]: what do you mean

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_04]: what do you mean

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_04]: you sat in your own balls

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_04]: and killed your grandma

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_05]: in the same day

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_04]: like yeah you just

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_05]: at once you mentioned

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_05]: the rest of development that

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_05]: when I saw that episode I was like oh man

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_05]: because I felt like that

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_05]: those jokes date stuff

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_05]: because if you watch that episode now

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_05]: with someone who has no frame

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_05]: of reference who doesn't know

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_05]: who Raza is

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's probably still funny

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_04]: it's funny in a different way

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_05]: it's not a specific reference anymore

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_05]: it's just like here's the guy being nerdy

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_05]: okay what in the office episode

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_05]: was really less mean spirited

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_05]: but again that show

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_05]: lived and died by current event memes

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_05]: that didn't age well

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_05]: like there's a whole episode

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_05]: that opens with a lip dub

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_05]: which I don't think people do anymore

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_04]: there was also the parkour

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_04]: oh god well you know

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_05]: adults doing stupid

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_05]: parkour shit and just yelling parkour

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_05]: will never not be funny

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_05]: regardless so

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_04]: this is kind of funny

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_04]: not to harp on the office for too long

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_04]: but I do feel like

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_04]: the office has

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_04]: some really amazing bits

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_05]: they're buried in between other stuff that makes it hard to watch

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_04]: the cold open

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_04]: where Dwight does the fire drill

[00:40:45] [SPEAKER_05]: the fire drill yes

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_05]: the CPR lesson where he cuts

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_05]: the CPR dummies face off

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_05]: then harvests the organs great

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_05]: you know Stanley having a heart attack

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_05]: there's all these bits

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_04]: that are just solid

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Jan having her baby and seeing

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_04]: son of a preacher man to her baby

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to say it's like Pam is just like

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_04]: did it clearly not no

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_04]: and also she talks about how it was a

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_04]: test tube baby or a firm donor

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_04]: and Kevin goes

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_04]: was it the place

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_04]: and she's like

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_04]: huh you know

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_04]: across the street from the high hop

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_05]: and what's really funny

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_05]: is that guy that guy

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_05]: his real name is Bryant plays Kevin

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_05]: and he's been going on podcasts

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_05]: and stuff recently and just talking about the process

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_05]: and like what it was like making that show

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_05]: and he was telling some story about like

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah when they made the show

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_05]: they would just sit in the office

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_05]: for eight hours a day and then they would film

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_05]: bits but then they would do a lot of this

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_05]: background stuff and I'm thinking like

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_05]: fuck that's worse than any

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_05]: you know like not only do you have

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_05]: to sit there and pretend to work

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_05]: but then you have lions

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_05]: ah yeah

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I think like

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: what made the office interesting was

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: there was a dedication to the craft

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_04]: because there wasn't a lot

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_04]: of TV at that time where it was

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: working on that level

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_04]: and now it's been done to death

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_04]: but that was part of the novelty was

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_04]: it was like a fake documentary

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_04]: and it was a real

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_04]: office built into a sound

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_05]: stage I was gonna say yeah they had an actual

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_05]: like the annex was where all the writers

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_04]: would go the way

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_04]: the show was made

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_04]: and the methodology behind it

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I think is really interesting if

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I could go the rest of my life without

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_04]: seeing someone's profile

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_04]: on social media or a dating

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_04]: app or something where they said like

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_04]: their favorite show is The Office like I would be

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_05]: happy with that sure at the same

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_05]: time for what it was it was

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_05]: interesting concept and I think

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_05]: it hits more than it misses but it misses

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_05]: fairly often

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_04]: it didn't age well because everyone wants to kill their boss

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_05]: and then when they do get rid of Michael

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_05]: everyone who comes in is even worse than him

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_05]: James Spader

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Robert California

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm the fucking lizard king

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_05]: what the fuck

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_05]: when I think of James Spader I don't think of somebody who's funny

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I think of somebody who does serious roles

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_05]: sex lives and videotape and secretary

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_05]: and this and that crash even you know like

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think of somebody who's funny

[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_05]: but he is

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_04]: he's got a couple good episodes on that show

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think I could go and rewatch that series

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_04]: but every once in a while I'll see a clip

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_04]: on social media and be like yeah that was a good one

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_04]: low greatest hits yeah we'll throw

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_05]: low greatest hits but the fact that it was featured

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_05]: on the office fact that it featured on a rest development

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_05]: which was also

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_05]: a show where it was like very

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_05]: of the moment but also you can

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_05]: actually go watch a rest development now and it still hits

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_04]: the jump between

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_04]: the first and second Netflix seasons

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_04]: where everyone has obviously aged like eight years

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah and they have to pretend like it's

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_04]: the next week yeah

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like the next day I could

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I could barely get through the first episode

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_04]: but it has one of my favorite jokes ever

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_04]: really which is maybe in George

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Michael

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_04]: talking at a table

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_04]: and one of them is talking about

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_04]: something called dad fights

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: oh my god

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like the newest trend you just go up to your dad

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_04]: so he won't stop and hit him

[00:44:16] hahahaha

[00:44:18] hahahaha

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like oh that was

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_04]: totally worth watching this episode that sucked

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_04]: right just for that one

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_04]: amazing joke that happened in the first

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_04]: like three minutes

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_04]: because I think about how funny that would be

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_04]: to just go up to like you

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Jason

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_04]: or co-worker

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_04]: and just be like hey man what's up

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_04]: it's just absolutely fucking like they slap them

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_04]: but also have a phone in my hand

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_04]: this is going on vine

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_05]: that's right for the grant

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know man Star Wars could

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_05]: there was this watershed moment and it happened

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_05]: right around this time period

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_05]: where fandom

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_05]: because obviously the

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Raza and

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_05]: anyone who kind of traveled in that same

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_05]: circle was obviously a fan of Star Wars

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_05]: people who were Star Wars fans

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_05]: people who were fans of sci-fi

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_05]: and fantasy took a long look and were

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_05]: at him were like wow

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_05]: we all kind of sucked don't we

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_05]: and decided that

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_05]: we got to get more racist so

[00:45:16] hahahaha

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_05]: around this time you had the red letter

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_05]: media seven part

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_05]: episode one takedown which

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_05]: kick started their entire career

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_05]: they would not still be making shorts

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_05]: or being on youtube at all today

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_05]: were it not for that

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_05]: episode one, episode two

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_05]: era of being online and being a Star Wars

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_05]: guy either fucked up your life

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_05]: although I think Raza is doing okay

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_05]: now he's you know he's

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_05]: he's recovered yeah

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_05]: he's recovered quite well he's still

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_05]: unfortunately known as this guy

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_05]: but you know it was still

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_05]: a dark period in his life I'm sure

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_05]: being a Star Wars fan now

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_05]: online

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah I gotta tell people all the time

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah I'm not into that weird

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_05]: eugenics shit I actually just

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_05]: like the lightsabers and stuff

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_04]: it's gone full circle

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah I guess because in the 90s

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_04]: the B. Star Wars

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_04]: was like being a Doctor Who nerd

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_04]: like that's like hardcore shit

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_04]: then particularly with

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_04]: with dizzy buying Star Wars

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_04]: and Lucasfilm made it

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_04]: much more easy and accessible

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_04]: and it became very mainstream

[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_04]: and it became fucking beat to death

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_04]: just as much as anything

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_04]: with the Marvel stuff

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_04]: with the Marvel movies

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_04]: and then it just came back to like

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_04]: weird terrible nerd shit

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_04]: which is toxic but

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_04]: and I've heard that some of

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_04]: the Disney plus shows are

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_04]: pretty good some of them

[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_04]: are pretty bad I thought

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_04]: the Mandalorian was why

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_04]: it was fine

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_04]: yep but I also

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_04]: hated that it was one of the first shows

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_04]: streamed in 4K

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_04]: so you could see just how

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_04]: low the production values were

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_04]: because like you know you watch House of the Dragon

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_04]: and apparently House of the Dragon costs like

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_04]: 20 million dollars to produce an episode

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_04]: and you see every dollar that on screen

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_05]: they're trying to future-proof shows now

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_04]: but like the Mandalorian felt

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_04]: like a two camera

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_04]: scene

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_04]: with one key light and like

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_04]: shit man we're losing the suns going down

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_04]: we got that's the best take

[00:47:22] [SPEAKER_04]: we're just gonna have to run with it

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_05]: but unfortunately that fits

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_05]: with the original trilogy vibe they were going for

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_05]: because that was their limitations at the time

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_05]: they had shitty cameras

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_05]: and they were shooting in Tunisia

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_05]: and the weather wasn't always cooperating

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_05]: and you know these were new actors

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_05]: with the exception of Sir Alec Dennis

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_05]: parable conditions and props were breaking

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_05]: and like so it makes sense

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_05]: there's a certain

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_05]: style of shittiness that like

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_05]: just like you said about Doctor Who

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_05]: there's a certain level of shittiness

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_05]: that you've come to expect

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_05]: and that'll mind as much because like that's part of the charms

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_05]: the jank is the charm

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_05]: right I just don't think it was

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_05]: charming with the Mandalorian then

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_05]: no because it was also trying to be like 4K

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_05]: and like all that like now just

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_05]: give me a 480p camera

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_05]: from this

[00:48:09] [SPEAKER_05]: alright they're prospectors

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_04]: the worst from the worst

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_04]: source possible

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I need it filmed on a fucking potato cut

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_04]: so at my job

[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I had to watch like three days

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_04]: of training video because

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_04]: it's a fucking modern corporation

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_04]: and I had to watch this one

[00:48:27] [SPEAKER_04]: video for Forklift safety

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like this has to be a VHS rip

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_04]: the Forklift that they're talking about

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_04]: in this video has not been produced

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_04]: in years everyone

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_04]: this video has died

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_04]: like this is

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_04]: like I'm watching this

[00:48:43] [SPEAKER_04]: video and I'm like yeah

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_04]: this is like basic Forklift safety

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_04]: okay that's fine

[00:48:48] [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm expecting at the very end there'd be like a copyright

[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_04]: like you know 1991

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_04]: or something and it's fucking

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_04]: 2007

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I still think it has to be like archival

[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_04]: you re-upped the copyright

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_04]: for 2007 but this was produced in

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_04]: 1992

[00:49:04] [SPEAKER_05]: well Star Wars

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_05]: kid we salute you

[00:49:08] [SPEAKER_05]: good on you for surviving all this because

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah there have been

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_05]: people who have never

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_05]: really recovered from

[00:49:16] [SPEAKER_05]: the sudden internet fame I'm reminded

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_05]: of new manuma guy

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_05]: and some other people that have kind of

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_05]: become the locusts of these events

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_05]: and have struggled with it

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_05]: so that is

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Gary Brolsma

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean he's actually

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_04]: this is a paragraph on his wikipedia

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I have to read out loud

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_04]: October 15th

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_04]: 2007

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_04]: the New York Times reported that Brolsma

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_04]: had recently collaborated

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_04]: on a video with Lonely Girl 15's

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynn Rubenstein

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_04]: as well as Chad Vader's

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Aaron Yanda and Matt Sloan

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_04]: as a part of canon's

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Battle of the Viral Video Superstars

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_04]: in 2008

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Brolsma released

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: his first album Weird Tempo

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_04]: in 2019 he released his second

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_04]: album Haunted House of Pancakes

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_04]: now I don't know if this music is

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_04]: any good so I'm not going to comment on it

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_04]: but the fact that like Chad

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Vader and Lonely Girl 15

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_04]: are mentioned makes me feel

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_04]: incredibly fucking old

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_05]: well that kind of feels like we found our topic for

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_05]: next week's show

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_05]: either one of those

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_05]: stay tuned for which one it is

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_05]: we'll the TBD

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_05]: those types of people

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_05]: now of course they're still around

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_05]: thankfully but where Brolsma

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_05]: tried to you know kind of capitalize

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_05]: on it doing videos making music

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Rosa didn't and

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_05]: he's probably better

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_05]: off mental health wise for it

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I would say probably yeah

[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_04]: it's time for groceries time for a

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_04]: shock to Jane Pink

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_04]: oh gosh what is that man doing to his butthole

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_05]: this one Brian is called

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_05]: jizz teeny

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_05]: it is a

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought you said this was going to be a

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_04]: moving picture that come

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_04]: is solid yes

[00:51:07] [SPEAKER_05]: jizz teeny is a

[00:51:09] [SPEAKER_05]: still from a bukkake

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_05]: or Goken video depending on

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_05]: how really strict you want to be with your

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_05]: porn terminology

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_05]: of a woman drinking

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_05]: cum out of a martini glass

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_05]: a giant martini glass by the way

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_05]: size of it rather large

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_05]: that's some wine mom shit right there

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_05]: somebody posting this with like a caption

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's like ready for the weekend

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_05]: there are some olives in there

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_05]: it's from a series

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_05]: and this was a big thing at the time

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_05]: this was when cum play

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_05]: was kind of making its

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_05]: way into the United States

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_04]: beautiful time 2002 yeah

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_05]: jm powers and a couple of guys

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_05]: kind of brought the idea over

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_05]: with American Bukake and American Goken

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: hey guys you've heard of

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_04]: just in time production

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_04]: well I got the second greatest innovation

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_04]: from Japan it's called Bukake

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_04]: that's right you stand around

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_04]: you bust on a girl

[00:52:05] [SPEAKER_04]: and then she has a hard time opening her

[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_04]: eyes and then she has to watch the tarp

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_04]: in the backyard so Goken

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_05]: adds the added element of

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_05]: then you make her drink it

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_05]: oh sophisticated

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah and so that's the type of video

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_05]: that this is from now

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_05]: unlike a lot of other shock dot jpegs

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_05]: a not really all that shocking

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_05]: this is sadly for the time period

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_05]: especially 2002 this was

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean you'd see this all the time

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking walk down the street

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_05]: hey it's Lana Evans chugging cum

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_05]: out of it yeah and you just the chunks

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_05]: in her hair yeah

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah somebody was really not

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_05]: hydrating

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_05]: it looks like pieces of high chew

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I was thinking about

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_05]: that sticky tack stuff

[00:52:55] [SPEAKER_05]: that you put posters on a wall with

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_04]: not the blue stuff

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: the little blue places

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_04]: guys the smell

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_05]: the smell yeah because you gotta figure

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_05]: this is after

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_05]: you know a couple dozen fellas

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_05]: have taken care of business

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_05]: so it's not warm anymore

[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_05]: notably some of these DVDs would come

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_05]: without takes of the performers

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_05]: puking for good reason

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_05]: and I don't blame them that's a lot

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_05]: to ask of someone

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_05]: can't keep it warm no no

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_04]: got a hot plate for my jizzom

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah see that's almost worse

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_04]: sir your jizzom cocktail

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_04]: with a little my little

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_04]: my point figurine

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_04]: in the mason jar

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_05]: rainbow dash yeah

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_05]: we've all seen it

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_05]: if you haven't don't don't

[00:53:45] [SPEAKER_05]: save yourself but don't be like me

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I do like

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_04]: every three or four years

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_04]: is like a new crop of erinette

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_04]: weirdos rediscover that image

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_04]: and then to start making memes

[00:53:57] [SPEAKER_04]: and riffing on it yeah

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_04]: there was one that was going around

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_04]: where someone was like it was a really well done

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_04]: drawing of a like

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_04]: rainbow dash looking at a jar

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_04]: and from the POV of something

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_04]: in the jar and things like

[00:54:11] [SPEAKER_04]: that and uh

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_04]: this is the thing that you like left on top of a reaier

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah and so the come got brown

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_05]: it was just not not good

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_05]: waggulated yeah

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_05]: not good so of all the

[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_05]: shock sites we have ever featured

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_05]: this is probably the most tame

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I gotta say jistini

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_05]: it's it's just come

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_05]: it's just come

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_05]: that should have been the tagline for the website

[00:54:36] [SPEAKER_05]: justini it's just come

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_05]: it's just not and if you really

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_05]: into this sort of thing boy

[00:54:42] [SPEAKER_05]: um there was

[00:54:44] [SPEAKER_05]: a bit of a cottage industry

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_05]: that time bringing over

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_05]: bringing over the pixelated Japanese videos obviously

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_05]: but also recreating them here

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_05]: in the United States like I said jam powers

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_05]: if you know if you know

[00:54:56] [SPEAKER_05]: you know apparently

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_05]: the full video

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_05]: is on you jizz

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_05]: of course with the title

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_05]: skanky bride meets

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_05]: her many eager husbands now

[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_05]: we want to see this in action 30 minutes long by the way

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_05]: wow that's a lot of guys

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_05]: there's a lot of guys

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like a fake marriage

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_04]: the officiator

[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_04]: is a shirtless man yeah

[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_04]: she's like they're doing the whole wow

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_04]: the real amateur hour on this all you know

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_06]: during the during the fake wedding

[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_06]: which I'd like to say anything would you like

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_06]: to see my girls pussy and tits

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_05]: which of course leads to everyone

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_05]: jack and uh

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_05]: and the film continues on from there

[00:55:42] [SPEAKER_05]: uh leading to the end here

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_05]: let's say at a certain point

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_05]: once you're 20 something minutes into the video

[00:55:48] [SPEAKER_05]: this is no longer enjoyable for

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_05]: anyone

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah no looks like they're having fun

[00:55:52] [SPEAKER_05]: she looks miserable

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah eyes closed

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_05]: trying to get through this

[00:55:57] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah it's uh

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like working night shift

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_04]: well go to the very end

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_04]: no okay

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_04]: and for a penny in for a pound

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_04]: all right all right

[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_05]: no plentended oh no

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think she's even trying to get into her mouth yeah

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_05]: she's just pouring it down her body

[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_05]: like I don't I can't drink

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_04]: any more of this

[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I have now given up

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_04]: you know what and just imagine there's probably some guy in there

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_04]: who just like ate a ton of green onions

[00:56:24] [SPEAKER_04]: a day before oh Jesus

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_05]: and you can hear the shutter everybody's trying to get their stills off

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_05]: because they know at any moment she's gonna jump up and say

[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_05]: okay

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm done

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_05]: the look of disgust on her face at the end

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_05]: and again with the weird filters

[00:56:38] [SPEAKER_05]: yes 1999 is when it originated

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_05]: that was JM Productions

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_05]: see called it

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_05]: yes that was just teeny

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_04]: a real historian

[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_05]: a little porn quantseur

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_05]: if you will well that being said

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_05]: she's gonna need a breath mint

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_05]: and god knows I do too

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_05]: that's right it's the breath mint

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_03]: it's time for your mom's

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_03]: favorite part of the show

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_03]: it's time for the breath mint

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Brian

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_04]: oh yeah what do you got this week

[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_04]: so much shit

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know where to begin

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I inadvertently gave myself such a backlog

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_04]: of foes and words

[00:57:16] [SPEAKER_04]: to write but I actually had to duck out

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_04]: uncovering a show just to have

[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_05]: time to get the stuff done oh my

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah because

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_04]: we recorded

[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_04]: a different date than we normally do last week

[00:57:27] [SPEAKER_04]: much like we did the week before

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_04]: so I could photograph

[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_04]: a vampire weekend

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_04]: which was a pretty good show

[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_04]: foes are good and then

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_04]: the night after that

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_04]: that was a Thursday night Friday night I went to go see

[00:57:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Be Your Own Pet

[00:57:43] [SPEAKER_04]: off Broadway which was

[00:57:45] [SPEAKER_04]: a hell of a good time just absolute

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking blast the local

[00:57:49] [SPEAKER_04]: openers still animals

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_04]: absolutely insane

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_04]: and good

[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_04]: and they don't seem to be involved with any

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_04]: St. Louis punk scene bullshit

[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_04]: they are pure and untainted

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_04]: yay

[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_04]: and kind of sound like the brainstems

[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_04]: which were a garage punk

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_04]: band here in St. Louis I was very fond of

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_05]: so was I I love that very much

[00:58:10] [SPEAKER_04]: which makes sense because Gabe who played

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_04]: drums in the brainstems

[00:58:14] [SPEAKER_04]: near the end of their time

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_04]: is a guitar player in this band

[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_04]: well there you go just a super fun show

[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_04]: then Monday

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_04]: was

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Metro Boomin and his

[00:58:25] [SPEAKER_04]: friends at pageant

[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_04]: what friends were those Brian

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_04]: if you went

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking insane man this Canadian

[00:58:33] [SPEAKER_04]: rapper I've never heard of but apparently he's very popular

[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_04]: named Neve okay that

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_04]: was the first person that he brought out

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_04]: and then

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_04]: the next special guest was

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_04]: 21 Savage hell yeah baby

[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_04]: that was fucking insane that was

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_04]: the kids were going fucking nuts

[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_05]: oh kids love 21 Savage I don't know

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_04]: what it is but you know what I give him a

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_04]: ride to the airport hell yeah yeah

[00:58:55] [SPEAKER_04]: then Nelly came out

[00:58:58] [SPEAKER_04]: with St. Louis tix

[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Murphy Lee you know everybody

[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_04]: oh wow I think it was everyone

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_04]: and then it was he did

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_04]: E.I. yeah and he did Air Force

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_05]: ones oh wow

[00:59:09] [SPEAKER_05]: you think he'd do right with me but he did Air Force

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_05]: ones huh I think he did right with me

[00:59:13] [SPEAKER_04]: he did three songs one of the songs I can't

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_04]: remember top my head and then

[00:59:17] [SPEAKER_04]: the top this shit all off

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking future came out

[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_04]: hell yeah it was fucking sick

[00:59:23] [SPEAKER_04]: and myself and Rima who's

[00:59:25] [SPEAKER_04]: one of the other house photographers at

[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_04]: pageant we got the photograph

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_04]: the whole entire fucking set oh wow

[00:59:31] [SPEAKER_04]: because usually when you photograph live music

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_04]: it's three songs first three songs

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_04]: if you're lucky you get something like

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Vampire Weekend where because

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_04]: of how they had their performance setup

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_04]: you we got five songs

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_04]: but yeah that they have the whole

[00:59:45] [SPEAKER_04]: entire set was fucking gnarly

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_05]: oh especially with so many guests yeah

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_04]: having so much fun

[00:59:51] [SPEAKER_04]: like it's just good vibes

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_04]: the worst part was about was trying to

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_04]: get out of the parking lot behind the metro link

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_04]: afterwards but that's what I showed the pageant

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah

[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_04]: basically just sold out and

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_04]: then Tuesday night

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I had to go photograph Orville Peck

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw some of those that you posted

[01:00:08] [SPEAKER_05]: they look so good thank you

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_04]: it was one of the most frustrating things I've ever

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_05]: photographed oh no what happened

[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_04]: the line was weird and

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_04]: they could have maybe

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_04]: given out two less

[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_04]: faux passes not there was a lot of people

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_04]: but hmm I felt

[01:00:24] [SPEAKER_04]: like I was standing in the wrong spot

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_04]: every time

[01:00:28] [SPEAKER_04]: like I put my camera like any single time

[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_04]: that like Orville like moved away from the mic

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_04]: or did anything interesting

[01:00:34] [SPEAKER_04]: so most of my foes are just

[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: really up close portraits of

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_04]: him

[01:00:40] [SPEAKER_04]: because there's a time I was using my wire zoom

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_04]: like my normal zoom like my

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_04]: 35mm equivalent 24

[01:00:46] [SPEAKER_04]: to

[01:00:46] [SPEAKER_04]: anytime I went to that camera body during my three songs

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I just couldn't get it

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_04]: the lighting was tough

[01:00:54] [SPEAKER_04]: he's got the mask and he's got a hat

[01:00:56] [SPEAKER_04]: and those are always going to be really tough

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: to photograph but I got

[01:01:00] [SPEAKER_04]: a couple foes of him

[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_04]: where his eyes are bright

[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_04]: and

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_04]: there's even a couple foes where I'm fairly certain

[01:01:07] [SPEAKER_04]: he's looking at my hat

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_04]: as I was wearing my

[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: AJJ Good Luck Everybody hat

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_04]: on the same note I was running

[01:01:15] [SPEAKER_04]: late to

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Vampire weekend almost missed

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Rahmariah and just grabbed a hat

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: off the rack by the door

[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: and I was like I just need a hat my hair is fucking messy

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm tired and

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_04]: it's the hat I have here

[01:01:28] [SPEAKER_05]: oh it's the class war veteran hat yes

[01:01:30] [SPEAKER_04]: yes so

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't really think that there could be some

[01:01:35] [SPEAKER_04]: editorialization

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_04]: wearing a hat that says this to a

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Vampire weekend show

[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_04]: and particularly

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_04]: being within feet of Ezra

[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_04]: and I have foes

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_04]: of him performing where he's

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_04]: obviously reading what my hat says

[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_04]: and there is a look of some concern

[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_04]: because yes

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I love it

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: when the revolution comes you will also

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_04]: face the wall Ezra

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_04]: sorry buddy sorry

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_04]: to go back to Vampire weekend

[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_04]: real quick every single song

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_04]: they play off the new record I was like wow this is

[01:02:09] [SPEAKER_04]: so fucking amazing every song

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_04]: that was used against me like I was a

[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking detainee at one time

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_04]: of bay was like

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_04]: eventually I had to just leave the venue

[01:02:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like I can't I think Pearl Jam

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: and Vampire weekend are two

[01:02:23] [SPEAKER_04]: groups I've had to listen to

[01:02:25] [SPEAKER_04]: against my will the most

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah but I can at least say that

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_04]: there's a Vampire weekend record

[01:02:31] [SPEAKER_04]: that I like

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think this is a single Pearl Jam record

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I can listen to front to back

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I could probably do verses probably could do

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_05]: a yield and maybe

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_05]: 10 new tracks worked

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_05]: okay I was very concerned about this

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_04]: but the opposite of Orville Peck

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: where I feel like

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: the new tracks record is

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_04]: you know what I'm gonna say it I think it's a fucking stinker

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I had even the Beck duet

[01:02:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the Beck duet is fucking

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_04]: poison I feel like having

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_04]: back guessing on your song

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_04]: is a sign that the label

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: has such a lack of faith in you

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_04]: that it's like when indie bands

[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_04]: had Iggy Pop on their records

[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_04]: from like 2006 and 2012

[01:03:11] [SPEAKER_04]: like think about how many

[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_04]: like records that were

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_04]: being suffocated in the crib

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_04]: and the last get the last

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_04]: hope was like well we get Iggy Pop on track

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: at the drive-in did it no I'm talking

[01:03:23] [SPEAKER_04]: about past that

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I say anytime Iggy Pop

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_04]: appeared on anything past

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_04]: the song he did with peaches

[01:03:30] [SPEAKER_04]: was basically like oh fuck

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: how are we gonna move some units

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm gonna tell you that like when he was playing

[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_04]: you know older stuff like

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_04]: he played Daytona's Sand

[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Come on baby cry

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: which is a fucking amazing song

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_04]: anytime he played anything that wasn't off this duet record

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_04]: which he was mostly performing by himself

[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: he has a young

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_04]: woman that plays guitar

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: who both of it all

[01:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: both of his guitar players got some fucking talent

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_04]: no one in that band is fucking

[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: dragon even the drummer

[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_04]: even if he's just playing simple cowboy

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: rhythms he's got a little pizzazz

[01:04:03] [SPEAKER_04]: and the steel guitar

[01:04:05] [SPEAKER_04]: guy is top notch like a lot of talent

[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_04]: on that stage but she has

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: a pretty good singing voice and so she came

[01:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: and came out and did a couple of the duets

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: that um

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_04]: he the Orville does with like

[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Noah Cyrus is one of them

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: and things rough

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: dollars the donuts I don't know what's hard to listen to

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_04]: front to back that record

[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_04]: or an outcast record

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I would rather get pushed into a fucking hippo enclosure

[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_04]: than having to listen to like a 90s outcast record

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_04]: for front to back because you know there's gonna be a skit

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_04]: and it's gonna fucking grind your gear

[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know I thought speaker box was pretty solid

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_05]: but that's just me

[01:04:39] [SPEAKER_04]: try charleson speaker box

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_05]: you know what I probably should

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_05]: it's like midnight vultures

[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_05]: sometimes I can put many vultures on

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_05]: and I can listen to it all the way through

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_05]: and sometimes I hit peaches and gravy and I go

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: okay there's been times I've

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: tried listening to my vultures and I think I just

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: get through like half the record

[01:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: really yeah and I don't hate that record

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_04]: but it is a record that I sometimes

[01:05:00] [SPEAKER_04]: like oh I like this record I'm like I am not in the mood for it

[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: but I think that back

[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_04]: do what is it's rough

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: it's rough I

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean I liked it but I like a lot of weird dumb shit

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_05]: so you don't take my word for it

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I think uh...

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_05]: did you listen to the Elton John?

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_05]: no

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't I've got a weird history with Saturday

[01:05:20] [SPEAKER_05]: because when I worked for the radio station

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_05]: when I worked for KMOX

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_05]: it's the big AM station here in St. Louis

[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_05]: it's where they do all the big sports games

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_05]: the Cardinals and the Blues and all that

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_05]: for years I was the producer for hockey

[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_05]: and every time you do producing for hockey

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_05]: you gotta play this CD

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_05]: full of songs

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_05]: for the affiliates

[01:05:40] [SPEAKER_05]: so they can time when to come

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_05]: into the broadcast

[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_05]: and so it's an hour of pre-show music

[01:05:47] [SPEAKER_05]: and usually it's

[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_05]: hockey related it's a bunch of songs

[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_05]: by the Zambonis like Slap Shot Man

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_05]: or it's you know

[01:05:53] [SPEAKER_05]: or it's that Warren Zeevon song Hit Somebody

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_05]: but one of the songs that

[01:05:58] [SPEAKER_05]: kicks off the CD is Saturday

[01:06:01] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's just

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I heard that song so many fucking times

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's not a bad song

[01:06:06] [SPEAKER_05]: it's probably one of Elton John's better songs

[01:06:09] [SPEAKER_05]: that are written for guitar

[01:06:10] [SPEAKER_05]: but

[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't fucking listen to it anymore

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry

[01:06:16] [SPEAKER_04]: we have to listen to it

[01:06:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't suffer alone

[01:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm pulling my Battered Wives

[01:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: center

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_04]: card here

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_05]: we're gonna play this right now

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_05]: you the listening audience will hear only

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_05]: a brief bit of static

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_05]: because I don't want to get copyright struck for this fucking song

[01:06:36] [SPEAKER_05]: alright here we go

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_04]: the computer running

[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_04]: auto-tune is fucking smoking

[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_04]: right now you're gonna tell Elton just doesn't give a shit

[01:06:43] [SPEAKER_04]: the engineer on this

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking track

[01:06:46] [SPEAKER_04]: was working like one of the fucking

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_04]: mechanics in the belly of the Titanic

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_04]: the guy working the vocal strip

[01:06:53] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah sweat and bullets like a fucking bomb attack

[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: it feels like it's off tempo

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_05]: because the original song

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_05]: it's snappy it rips

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: this it doesn't

[01:07:05] [SPEAKER_04]: very flaccid

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I will say that the cowboys

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: are frequently secretly fond of each other

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_04]: cover that he does with Willy Nelson

[01:07:13] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah it's fine I like it

[01:07:15] [SPEAKER_05]: but it's also in Orville Peck's

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_05]: it's in his wheelhouse

[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_05]: pick a different Elton John song

[01:07:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Christ Almighty

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Orville Peck could slay the shit of

[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess what somebody called the blues or Daniel

[01:07:26] [SPEAKER_05]: or fucking anything

[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I think what I find really alienating about this

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_04]: is that this is a guy who

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_04]: made his claim

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_04]: playing a type of

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: dirty outlawish

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_04]: country western music

[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_05]: I would always hear him on the outlaw country

[01:07:42] [SPEAKER_05]: on Sirius XM that Mojo Nixon

[01:07:44] [SPEAKER_05]: was always on

[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: there was like a throwback to the shit

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_04]: that your grandpappy might have listened to

[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_04]: and Bobby Bear

[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_05]: all those guys

[01:07:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Johnny Cash

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: the appeal was it felt like something

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: outsider music

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_04]: like it felt like something outside

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_04]: of what was going on

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: in the mainstream or even in a lot of indie music

[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_04]: right

[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_04]: and see the ability of success is that you become

[01:08:09] [SPEAKER_04]: separated from that which made you

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_04]: unique and interesting and popular

[01:08:13] [SPEAKER_04]: but it feels really just

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_04]: super weird and grating

[01:08:17] [SPEAKER_04]: this reach towards

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: like crossover pop appeal

[01:08:22] [SPEAKER_05]: it buckles the mind

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I think is really what hits me

[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_05]: cause

[01:08:27] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah I mean

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I would hear of all the time

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Mojo Nixon's show

[01:08:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Mojo would play him all the time, loved him

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_05]: but this is bad

[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't even

[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_05]: it's all like this bad

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't even forgive any other choices that were made

[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_05]: cause all the choices are bad

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's probably all the tracks I've heard

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: cause the actual full record doesn't come out

[01:08:48] [SPEAKER_04]: oh it's still not out yet

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_04]: but the stuff that I've heard that's been available

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: there's like two or three tracks I think are fine

[01:08:54] [SPEAKER_04]: but rest of them are about the same quality

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: as what we just listened to

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: and it is frustrating cause at that performance

[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_04]: unfortunately I could not stay

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_04]: you know I was not able to stay and watch

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: him perform you know dead of night

[01:09:06] [SPEAKER_04]: or the stuff that I really wanted to hear

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_04]: because now I live 40 fucking minutes away from the

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: venue and I work at 5 a.m

[01:09:12] [SPEAKER_04]: so even though he was

[01:09:14] [SPEAKER_04]: getting off stage around 10 30

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah you had to

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_04]: you know whatever I'm not in my 20s anymore

[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't just live off of

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_04]: three hours of sleep

[01:09:22] [SPEAKER_04]: and condensed yerba mate drinks

[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_05]: as much as you might

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean I have had some

[01:09:29] [SPEAKER_04]: success but I'm not promising that the results are good

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: right

[01:09:33] [SPEAKER_05]: understood and agreed

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_04]: but sat through a couple songs

[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I really liked and some stuff that

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: felt like it was not what

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: we were here to see

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_04]: but that's also the st. Louis curse

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_04]: of like you see a musician you absolutely

[01:09:47] [SPEAKER_04]: love touring behind the worst dog

[01:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: should they ever put behind

[01:09:51] [SPEAKER_04]: but I mean when he was performing

[01:09:52] [SPEAKER_04]: anything that wasn't off of that record

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_04]: it was like wow this is

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_04]: transcendent and amazing

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_05]: this is what we came for

[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah and his banter between

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_04]: songs was really

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_04]: personable, very sweet

[01:10:06] [SPEAKER_04]: his interaction with the crowd

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_04]: was really

[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_04]: endearing

[01:10:12] [SPEAKER_04]: it just was a bummer that like the thing you're touring behind

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_04]: for this record

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: also something that's kind of hard to

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_04]: tour behind because it's duets

[01:10:20] [SPEAKER_05]: duets yeah unless you're

[01:10:22] [SPEAKER_05]: post-service and you're touring with the person you're

[01:10:24] [SPEAKER_05]: duetting with it's a lot more difficult

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_04]: sure and some of those songs

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_04]: don't necessarily need

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_04]: that second person to be present he can just

[01:10:31] [SPEAKER_04]: perform the song by himself

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Nelson's song he's performed

[01:10:35] [SPEAKER_04]: as himself as the soul vocalist

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_04]: and it's

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_04]: a perfectly fine rendition of the song

[01:10:42] [SPEAKER_04]: like when he wasn't doing that shit

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: man like it was super fucking awesome

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah it was this weird to

[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_04]: have the inverse of vampire weekend

[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_04]: where there's a vampire weekend playing anything but the new record

[01:10:52] [SPEAKER_04]: guy fucking being alive

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_04]: why am I existing?

[01:10:56] [SPEAKER_04]: if they play fucking ice cream piano and I'm like

[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_04]: oh this is god damn

[01:10:59] [SPEAKER_04]: oh fuck yeah this is so fucking cool

[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I love being alive

[01:11:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll live forever

[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_04]: but in fact we can be a very

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I think intimate is a word for that venue

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_04]: because it's so fucking huge

[01:11:11] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's somewhere between intimate and claustrophobic

[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean it's a cool venue that people work

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_04]: they're great the people is like a media person

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_04]: that you have to interact with there

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_04]: are pretty awesome

[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_04]: so yeah um that was

[01:11:23] [SPEAKER_04]: that was my whole thing

[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah cause I was just going to photograph fish

[01:11:26] [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm like I'm just fucking tired

[01:11:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't I got sleep

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I still ended up staying up later than I wanted to

[01:11:32] [SPEAKER_04]: because Metro Boomin's people had to

[01:11:34] [SPEAKER_04]: they had been requesting to see my foes

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_04]: so they could review them

[01:11:38] [SPEAKER_05]: no I mean they make sense

[01:11:39] [SPEAKER_05]: they want to have a bit of editorial control

[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_05]: that makes sense sure

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_04]: holy crap flying spare time

[01:11:45] [SPEAKER_04]: and flying spare time for me and D

[01:11:47] [SPEAKER_04]: is kind of tough right now which is why

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I think next month I am going to take it easy

[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_04]: and only go photograph a couple things

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_04]: cause September and October are going to be

[01:11:55] [SPEAKER_04]: fucking insane same as last year

[01:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah so far from what I'm seeing

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to build up the good vibes now

[01:12:01] [SPEAKER_04]: because I may be

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_04]: running around like a chicken once I cut off

[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I

[01:12:07] [SPEAKER_04]: imagine that that will be the case yes

[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_05]: what do you what do you have

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I had originally planned on watching

[01:12:13] [SPEAKER_05]: the movie martyrs

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_05]: D had graciously

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: lent me her dvd copy of the

[01:12:19] [SPEAKER_05]: unedited version of martyrs

[01:12:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't

[01:12:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe you did this to me

[01:12:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I did not wind up watching martyrs

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_05]: because

[01:12:29] [SPEAKER_05]: my life has turned into a

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_05]: weird shit show

[01:12:32] [SPEAKER_05]: the only movie that I saw

[01:12:34] [SPEAKER_05]: was the garfield movie

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Chris Pratt

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_05]: he's made some sort of

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Faustian bargain he for some reason is still

[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_05]: getting voice work

[01:12:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_05]: because of a dead moth

[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_05]: exactly there's nothing to him

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_05]: his characters

[01:12:51] [SPEAKER_05]: we mentioned the office parks and recreation

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_05]: where his kind of claimed fame started

[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_05]: that's probably his best performance

[01:12:58] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's probably just him being him

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_05]: the best acting is not acting like you're acting

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_05]: this

[01:13:04] [SPEAKER_05]: however is

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_05]: so mediocre and so

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_05]: bland I'm having trouble remembering

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_05]: the plot of the movie the basics

[01:13:12] [SPEAKER_05]: are that it's an origin story

[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_05]: of Garfield

[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield the comic

[01:13:18] [SPEAKER_05]: strip that's in every newspaper ever

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_05]: for the past 40 years

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield apparently needed an origin

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_05]: story told via a

[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_05]: CGI movie

[01:13:27] [SPEAKER_05]: and

[01:13:29] [SPEAKER_05]: the animation is nice

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_05]: they retain a lot of the style

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_05]: of the

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_05]: 80s to 90s period of the strip

[01:13:37] [SPEAKER_05]: especially those

[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_05]: big format sunday ones

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_05]: where they'd have the big 12 panel big guys

[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_05]: they retain a lot of that

[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_05]: the colors are right

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_05]: it looks right

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_05]: as Garfield's like moving around

[01:13:51] [SPEAKER_05]: and doing stuff he looks

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_05]: like he did both on the animated series

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_05]: voice by Lorenzo music

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_05]: much better than the

[01:13:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Joel Cohen not that

[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Joel Cohen but a different Joe Cohen

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_05]: directed two

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_05]: CG movies with Bill Murray

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_05]: but here it's Chris Pratt

[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's forgettable

[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_05]: because I'm forgetting the plot of the movie as I'm thinking about it

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_05]: the basics of it are

[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_05]: that Garfield is

[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_05]: abandoned by his father

[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_05]: his father played by

[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Samuel L. Jackson

[01:14:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Jason you're telling me

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Garfield the cat

[01:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: was abandoned by his black father

[01:14:29] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah kinda

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_05]: haha

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_05]: harvey glenn

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_05]: from what we do in the shadows

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_05]: as odie

[01:14:40] [SPEAKER_05]: now the one thing you may remember about odie from the

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield animated series is that he does not

[01:14:44] [SPEAKER_05]: speak he just makes dog noises

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_05]: and it's gizmo

[01:14:47] [SPEAKER_05]: no he does not now gizmo

[01:14:50] [SPEAKER_05]: not once did someone say that

[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_05]: but yes we do have Samuel L. Jackson

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_05]: we do have Ving Reims we do have Hanumanian

[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_05]: love Hanumanian but she's barely in this fucking movie sadly

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Chris Pratt

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_05]: you got Tracessilly Strong

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Brett Goldstein which

[01:15:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Hanumanian Brett Goldstein there's your Ted Lasso

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_05]: half the fucking cast right there

[01:15:08] [SPEAKER_05]: you got a bow and yang

[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_05]: cameo you got a snoop dog cameo

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_05]: and yet all those things cannot make

[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_05]: this movie less dog shit

[01:15:16] [SPEAKER_05]: than it is because it is

[01:15:18] [SPEAKER_05]: not good it's

[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_05]: ok if you love Garfield if you're

[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_05]: a big Garf head if you're garfin right now

[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_05]: fine enjoy have fun

[01:15:26] [SPEAKER_05]: but it is it's not gonna stick around

[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_05]: in your brain uh Vic that's

[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield's dad

[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_05]: abandons him as a child

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_05]: outside of an Italian restaurant

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_05]: he meets John

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_05]: becomes obsessed with lasagna

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_05]: because that's what the Italian restaurant

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_05]: serves goes to live with John

[01:15:44] [SPEAKER_05]: becomes an adult cat

[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Vic comes back

[01:15:48] [SPEAKER_05]: and is like I need your help

[01:15:51] [SPEAKER_05]: because there's

[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_05]: a milk there's the thing

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_05]: where he owes this

[01:15:56] [SPEAKER_05]: cat

[01:15:58] [SPEAKER_05]: villain milk

[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_05]: it's not good

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_05]: as much as I wanted to like because it's

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_05]: like it's a heist movie but it's also kind of a kung fu

[01:16:06] [SPEAKER_05]: film because the way they had

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_05]: this old master of ving reims

[01:16:10] [SPEAKER_05]: kind of making them like you got

[01:16:12] [SPEAKER_05]: to learn how to be

[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_05]: good to each other you got to learn how to be

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_05]: dad and son

[01:16:17] [SPEAKER_05]: the movie doesn't accomplish

[01:16:21] [SPEAKER_05]: anything good with

[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_05]: what it sets up

[01:16:24] [SPEAKER_05]: everything that's set up is just kind of

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_05]: there and then it happens and you go

[01:16:28] [SPEAKER_05]: okay well I guess I guess

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_05]: that was a thing that happened

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_05]: uh okay I guarantee you

[01:16:35] [SPEAKER_05]: if you sit down and you watch this

[01:16:36] [SPEAKER_05]: movie and then you take maybe like a day

[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_05]: or two you will forget that you've

[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_05]: actually watched it there's not much going

[01:16:42] [SPEAKER_05]: on I didn't even hate it it's just

[01:16:44] [SPEAKER_05]: it doesn't it didn't stick

[01:16:46] [SPEAKER_05]: just bounced right off me

[01:16:48] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah it sounds like dog shit at least the

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Bill Murray one had

[01:16:52] [SPEAKER_05]: the sense to be to lean

[01:16:54] [SPEAKER_05]: into how shitty it was

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_05]: like on purpose you watch that instead of

[01:16:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Mars

[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_05]: well um you know what your kids

[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_05]: it was it was because

[01:17:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I said kids do you want to watch

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw the TV glory do you want to watch

[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield I thought you were a kid do you want to watch

[01:17:10] [SPEAKER_05]: no god no I'm like yeah but it's

[01:17:12] [SPEAKER_05]: PG-13 it's kind of a hit movie it's like

[01:17:14] [SPEAKER_05]: kind of about being trans

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_05]: when my son goes I want to see

[01:17:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Garfield though like alright man

[01:17:22] [SPEAKER_05]: okay

[01:17:24] [SPEAKER_05]: you chose this just so

[01:17:26] [SPEAKER_05]: you know um I don't know

[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_05]: we have a soft spot sometimes like okay

[01:17:30] [SPEAKER_05]: we'll watch Despicable Me 4

[01:17:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I think we're gonna see that this weekend but

[01:17:34] [SPEAKER_05]: they like horror movies but sometimes they'll go

[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_05]: well we should wait until October

[01:17:38] [SPEAKER_05]: no horror movies are good year round you don't have to

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_05]: wait till spooky month I promise you I don't know I was

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I voted me regarfin

[01:17:44] [SPEAKER_05]: well this is about the time the show we tell you

[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_05]: where to find us on the old

[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_05]: internet Brian why don't you kick us off

[01:17:50] [SPEAKER_05]: sure sure sure

[01:17:51] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah if you want to find me on the internet

[01:17:53] [SPEAKER_04]: it could be found on

[01:17:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Twitter at ishaki dbord that's

[01:18:01] [SPEAKER_04]: ishotgydbord

[01:18:02] [SPEAKER_04]: go and find me on Instagram

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[01:18:12] [SPEAKER_04]: you want to check out some

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[01:18:22] [SPEAKER_04]: and you want to check out the last

[01:18:24] [SPEAKER_04]: best and only good

[01:18:26] [SPEAKER_04]: website definitely by a country

[01:18:29] [SPEAKER_04]: mile now it's not

[01:18:30] [SPEAKER_04]: talking about only fans every post are you sure

[01:18:33] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah

[01:18:34] [SPEAKER_04]: theartstl.com

[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: so hopefully by

[01:18:37] [SPEAKER_04]: time this goes up

[01:18:39] [SPEAKER_04]: the soft cult piece will be live

[01:18:41] [SPEAKER_04]: got most of that done

[01:18:43] [SPEAKER_04]: and kind of spiraled on

[01:18:45] [SPEAKER_04]: some of the stuff we were talking about last week

[01:18:47] [SPEAKER_04]: oh no oh I think it's

[01:18:49] [SPEAKER_04]: meaningful and good

[01:18:51] [SPEAKER_04]: but it's just like okay how do I put

[01:18:53] [SPEAKER_05]: both of it when I heard spiraled I thought

[01:18:55] [SPEAKER_04]: it was a bad thing I mean we were

[01:18:57] [SPEAKER_04]: kind of I don't know man

[01:18:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I kind of felt like I was

[01:19:02] [SPEAKER_04]: the father

[01:19:03] [SPEAKER_04]: in the ring near

[01:19:05] [SPEAKER_04]: the end there

[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_04]: about to drop the VHS

[01:19:08] [SPEAKER_04]: player in the water

[01:19:10] [SPEAKER_04]: but yeah hopefully that'll be up by then

[01:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: maybe Orville Peck I just got such

[01:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: a huge backlog I'm going to do

[01:19:17] [SPEAKER_04]: a lot of wrying and editing this weekend

[01:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: hell yeah

[01:19:20] [SPEAKER_04]: so there's that Jason how about yourself

[01:19:23] [SPEAKER_05]: oh boy you can find me on the internet

[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_05]: most places there is a video crime that's

[01:19:27] [SPEAKER_05]: gonna be me that's B-I-D-E-O

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[01:19:30] [SPEAKER_05]: with notable exceptions of Instagram

[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_05]: and TikTok there I am laser goose

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[01:19:36] [SPEAKER_05]: S because that's

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[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_05]: for the approval of the midnight

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[01:19:51] [SPEAKER_05]: that is midnight

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[01:19:54] [SPEAKER_05]: dot simplecast dot com

[01:19:57] [SPEAKER_05]: season 2 is

[01:19:58] [SPEAKER_05]: in production hopefully we'll

[01:20:01] [SPEAKER_05]: be getting that by Halloween

[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_05]: time you can contact the show

[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_05]: in a myriad of ways but my favorite one is

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[01:20:18] [SPEAKER_05]: or

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[01:20:34] [SPEAKER_05]: we get 10 members of the

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[01:20:37] [SPEAKER_05]: four months left please folks please

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[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: we should we should get

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[01:20:50] [SPEAKER_05]: 90 minute commentary

[01:20:52] [SPEAKER_05]: track on the Japanese puke porn

[01:20:54] [SPEAKER_05]: fetish video called

[01:20:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Garo monster home delivery

[01:20:58] [SPEAKER_05]: we got two

[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_05]: out of our 10s we're getting there

[01:21:02] [SPEAKER_05]: but we need to

[01:21:03] [SPEAKER_05]: ramp this up please we can't just

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_04]: have my girlfriend no

[01:21:07] [SPEAKER_04]: there

[01:21:10] [SPEAKER_04]: we've got we gotta do

[01:21:12] [SPEAKER_04]: better than that we appreciate them

[01:21:14] [SPEAKER_04]: no question absolutely it's

[01:21:16] [SPEAKER_04]: so meaningful that they want to see me

[01:21:18] [SPEAKER_04]: suffer it can't just be them though

[01:21:20] [SPEAKER_05]: so do that thing

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[01:21:24] [SPEAKER_05]: well as we always say at this time

[01:21:26] [SPEAKER_05]: namaste good luck give mommy a good

[01:21:28] [SPEAKER_05]: good fucking eat the knife

[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_05]: each shit

[01:21:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I got nothing

[01:21:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know yeah fuck the fans